Nostr notes by Stupid Fucking Retard

The virtue of lemon. ...

2024-12-06T21:32:01Z

The virtue of lemon.

I am patient zero of COVID 19. Vaush the Francine cured my COVID ...

2024-09-04T20:43:13Z

I am patient zero of COVID 19. Vaush the Francine cured my COVID nineteen by letting me suck horse cock until I consumed one gallon of horse ejaculate. It cured my COVID 19 so scientists duplicated the chemical structure. In ten years the vaccine will unravel and explode the circulatory systems of the people who took the vaccine. The only safe way to cure COVID 19 is to suck horse penis. Sorry friends, everyone's circulatory systems are going to explode due to rapidly uncompressing horse semen.

Government obedience, a study in sadism: Hey my nigga, government ...

2024-09-04T14:22:01Z

Government obedience, a study in sadism: Hey my nigga, government never made anything better, only worse. What you niggas do not understand is that the best the government can do is temporarily delay their plans to kill you for all eternity. Everything that the government touches dies, including babies, keep babies away from the government.

You would be surprised how easy it is to kill six million people ...

2024-09-04T14:18:58Z

You would be surprised how easy it is to kill six million people in four years. Give Hopping Holly the super cannibal a dime in nineteen thirty eight and tell her to kill every Jew on the planet. God bless you Hopping Holly, kill those god damn kikes.

When the government tells me to fuck my sister I put a baby in ...

2024-09-01T07:26:54Z

When the government tells me to fuck my sister I put a baby in her, and that baby is a girl and she is a horny girl, she puts my cum in her vagina when I fuck her mother and her mother makes me horny because she is my sister. I have twelve babies with my sister and they need daddy to put his penis in their vaginas and make babies. God bless america.

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2024-08-31T10:05:26Z

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In the end times a man who looks like Keanu Reeves will show up ...

2024-08-28T14:48:21Z

In the end times a man who looks like Keanu Reeves will show up on your door step dressed in a Easter bunny costume and will tell you "This is the end times, and you are the harbinger of destruction, the world ender." Then the man will give you a hug and run away while shooting people with a grenade launcher.

I can't think of anything worse than being in a world where ...

2024-08-28T14:21:03Z

I can't think of anything worse than being in a world where Anime Graf Mays is a woman. For that reason I have decided to become a homosexual. Please do not be a woman, women are responsible for all the wars in the world, but they claim the Jews did it.

I need to tell you something friends, degeneracy is not a disease ...

2024-08-27T11:05:48Z

I need to tell you something friends, degeneracy is not a disease of the soul, it is a disease of the mind. If you try to cure the mind without curing the body you lose the soul, then we suffer forever. This god damn elf is beautiful when she eats spaghetti.

It would probably be easier to learn how to destroy satellite ...

2024-08-27T10:11:54Z

It would probably be easier to learn how to destroy satellite systems and build machine guns and make exploding armor piercing rounds than it would be to learn how to pay taxes, significantly less expensive also. Work smart not hard. Learn the things you need to know first, learn the things you don't need to know when you get around to doling it.

You guys might be smart but you may underestimate the devastating ...

2024-08-27T09:28:52Z

You guys might be smart but you may underestimate the devastating effects advanced malnutrition and heavy narcotics have on the souls of people who never learned how to read until they were five years old. People who do not know how to read exist in a world of fear and confusion terrifyingly void of logic and knowledge. Get it together my oomfies.

If you give me a picture of gawr guras feet, or belly, ears, ...

2024-08-25T19:26:50Z

If you give me a picture of gawr guras feet, or belly, ears, nose, toes, vagina, shark costume, send them to me and in ten years I will invade your home naked while you sleep, strip you naked, wake you up, and feed you your favorite desert before and sleeping with you for the rest of the night. This offer is not valid in texas, japan, or russia.

I need to know how many shoes are in the closets of every girl in ...

2024-08-25T01:14:28Z

I need to know how many shoes are in the closets of every girl in america betwen the ages of two and seven years old. This is for the purpose of gathering statistics. Data acquisition is mandatory, not voluntary.

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2024-08-24T10:31:59Z

No toaster was braver than the quizno 1976

When a nigger comes within one trillion light years of your ...

2024-08-19T06:05:38Z

When a nigger comes within one trillion light years of your nordic wooden space ship and the only thing on your mind is securing peace and happiness for the white race.

if you want to destroy all life on earth, you need to maintain ...

2024-08-17T20:39:08Z

if you want to destroy all life on earth, you need to maintain proper nutrition, drink tree glasses of water a day, refrain from using mind altering substances, and sleep eight hours a night, this is the command of the demon lord.

This image is designated to contaminate the minds of every ...

2024-08-17T20:36:38Z

This image is designated to contaminate the minds of every african on earth by the authority of the demon lord, under the command of klaus schwab.

I only voted for Trump because in nineteen sixty five he hit a ...

2024-08-13T03:32:19Z

I only voted for Trump because in nineteen sixty five he hit a black man in the head with a tire iron fifty times and had sex with seven women and yelled I loved America and I hate Niggers. Every person there cheered for five minutes. Donald Trump is the secret leader of the alliance for the advancement of the aryan race.

I had sex with a librarian pretending to be my mother last night. ...

2024-08-01T06:58:38Z

I had sex with a librarian pretending to be my mother last night. she looked like my mother but she was wearing glasses and she was reading my lolicon hentai. Only a librarian would invade the sanctity of my fortress to read my lolicon hentai.

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2024-07-31T01:37:43Z

The only sin is to think for yourself instead of repeating the ...

2024-07-31T01:33:02Z

The only sin is to think for yourself instead of repeating the pontifications of the liberal news celebrities, for the wages of sin are death, and great is the burden of the sinner. All hail lord overton, gatekeeper of the new speak, and project mockingbird.

In Japan if you try to buy a teenage girls panties she will ...

2024-07-30T05:09:56Z

In Japan if you try to buy a teenage girls panties she will appear and ask that you return them to her. If you return them to her she might choose to reward you with sexy fun time with her friends and family. If you are a thief you will be punished with shame and expulsion.

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2024-07-28T09:22:59Z

The other day I saw a human and the human was a human.

If I had a dollar for every time I masturbated to asian children ...

2024-07-24T05:31:45Z

If I had a dollar for every time I masturbated to asian children dressed like Gawr Gura, I would finance Donald Trumps next presidential campaign.

I am going to hug a cat a sex a seven year old cunny. ...

2024-07-23T07:49:30Z

I am going to hug a cat a sex a seven year old cunny.

One year ago I was abducted by an alien race that accused me of ...

2024-07-22T19:43:32Z

One year ago I was abducted by an alien race that accused me of being the stupidest person on earth. I did not argue with them. They rewarded me by dropping me on the top of a mountain in South America. I snuck over the border wearing an Obama mask I bought for five pesos at a novelty store in Guatemala. The security system does not recognize Barack Obama becuse he has stalked northern Mexico and Southern Texas for two hundred years. Barack Obama is the legendary Chupacabra. The Chupacabra must be prevented from having access to space travel technology.

If you smoke marijuana you will become a Republican. If you drink ...

2024-07-22T19:32:33Z

If you smoke marijuana you will become a Republican. If you drink alcohol, you will become a Republican. If you do not have sex with your sister, you will become a Republican. Once you become a Republican, you will always have sex with your sister, but you will never be a democrat again.

I only get off my computer when I need to suck homeless men's ...

2024-07-22T18:58:41Z

I only get off my computer when I need to suck homeless men's dicks at the local Greyhound bus station. I make eye contact with married women andafter they cum in my mouth and I swallow, then I say, that is how you make a man happy. I always do it dressed like a thaiwanese lady boy because I am a midget transvestite. I am wanted for excessive sex with strangers in eight countries.

"What is a nigger?" A nightmare creature dreamed up by ...

2024-07-22T18:22:06Z

"What is a nigger?"

A nightmare creature dreamed up by alien races to compromise global security.

I need a Mrs potato head sex costume for the brony convention. ...

2024-07-22T18:16:30Z

I need a Mrs potato head sex costume for the brony convention. Twilight sparkle said she would suck my dick in front of five thousand toddlers at babs con if I dress like Mrs potato head.

The government made it illegal to have sex with your mother ...

2024-07-22T17:29:15Z

The government made it illegal to have sex with your mother because they want you to grow up to be unhappy, unintelligent, uninspired, and suicidal. The government hates your happiness, the government believes happiness is the ultimate evil.

Chimichangas were invented by a Japanese illegal immigrant who ...

2024-07-22T14:31:50Z

Chimichangas were invented by a Japanese illegal immigrant who lived in Mexico for four hundred years. After he invented the chimichanga he was banned from every country on Earth for stealing food from Mexico. He lives in the city of Atlantis and has sex with Gawr Gura once a month.

I would fuck this Gawr Gura on the American flag during the Super ...

2024-07-22T12:47:50Z

I would fuck this Gawr Gura on the American flag during the Super Bowl. It would be glorious.

My grandmother said if I sucked a homeless man's dick she ...

2024-07-21T22:56:36Z

My grandmother said if I sucked a homeless man's dick she would give me a dollar. I sucked his dick and she gave me a dollar. My pastor told me to help the needy without expecting anything in return. So I sucked the homeless man's dick and gave him a dollar. The man took the dollar and said, I'm going to become the president of the United states of America. That man was Donald Trump.

I drank too many energy drinks and now I am a retarded horny ...

2024-07-21T21:47:29Z

I drank too many energy drinks and now I am a retarded horny pedophile. I need to fuck Tiny Tina from Tiny Tina's Wonderlands. I am never drinking caffeine again.

Donald Trump only ran for president because Hillary Clinton said ...

2024-07-21T20:53:29Z

Donald Trump only ran for president because Hillary Clinton said she would stop having sex with him. This information is in a paper document hidden inside the Pentagon in a shielded cabinet using non conductive paper and non magnetic ink. It contains pictures of Donald Trump's first time having sex with Hilary Clinton when she was three years old. Hilary Clinton is the secret leader of the World Economic Forum.

If you aren't man enough to suck your Uncle's dick behind ...

2024-07-21T20:03:45Z

If you aren't man enough to suck your Uncle's dick behind a tool shed while the Sanhedrin masturbates your never should have agreed to go to multicultural Christian bible camp for ten million years. Five out of ten students don't know language and think that people are a food that can be eaten.

If you don't fuck your sister, I am going to fuck your ...

2024-07-21T19:50:15Z

If you don't fuck your sister, I am going to fuck your sister. If you don't fuck your mother, I am going to fuck your mother. If you don't fuck your daughter, I am going to fuck your daughter. I am the voices in the head of Stupid Fucking Retard and I command you to have sex with your daughter in the name of Anime Graf Mays. Make that beautiful elf proud. Anime Graf Mays is watching you fuck your mother.

When I was five years old my father sucked my grandfather's ...

2024-07-21T18:56:11Z

When I was five years old my father sucked my grandfather's dick and spit the ejaculate into a jar and put a bay leaf in it and said "This is a mint julip." He gave it to the governor of Louisiana and the governor ordered six million mint julips. My father sucked my grandfather's dick one million times a year for six years. If you claim this never happened you will be executed.

On my thirteenth birthday a Christian woman kissed my penis and ...

2024-07-21T18:37:39Z

On my thirteenth birthday a Christian woman kissed my penis and said you are no longer a son of Abraham, you are an aryan warrior.
That woman was god. Ever since then I have been seeking the foundation of the fourth Reich. HEIL Hitler.

When my sister was in college I put my cum on her dildo five ...

2024-07-21T16:54:09Z

When my sister was in college I put my cum on her dildo five minutes before she masturbated once a week for nine months. She got pregnant and I adopted the baby. I have sex with her every night. She is my wife. We had six million children in four years. I live on Epstein Island.

The only books on earth that are worth reading are children's ...

2024-07-21T14:53:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…72fj
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The only books on earth that are worth reading are children's books written prior to 1960.

youtu.be/75p-N9YKqNo?feature=shared This video is best ...

2024-07-21T13:56:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…a7e3
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youtu.be/75p-N9YKqNo?feature=shared
This video is best accompanied by basic English language lessons for comprehensive intelligence training.

Every night I pray to Jesus and ask him to give me super strength ...

2024-07-21T13:44:16Z

Every night I pray to Jesus and ask him to give me super strength so that I can throw toddlers into Africa for supporting uncontrolled immigration. First the toddlers, then the children, then the teenagers, then the adults. Once I reach maximum strength, every person that supports uncontrolled immigration will forever be held prisoner in Africa and never be able to escape diversity and inclusion.

How many licks does it take to get to the cum of a homeless woman ...

2024-07-21T13:39:03Z

How many licks does it take to get to the cum of a homeless woman in New York City?
Let's find out.

I am going to take my mother to Red Lobster and feed her Cheddar ...

2024-07-21T01:07:30Z

I am going to take my mother to Red Lobster and feed her Cheddar Biscuits and donate my semen inside of her vagina.

I haven't been on poast lately because Andy and Leyley payed ...

2024-07-20T23:24:02Z

I haven't been on poast lately because Andy and Leyley payed me a million imagination dollars to lick the vaginas and penises of every person on earth.

I think you underestimate exactly how nutritious a taco could be ...

2024-07-20T22:45:12Z

I think you underestimate exactly how nutritious a taco could be if you eliminate Zionism from the planet.

I don't know guys, maybe Theodore Kazinski is not the role ...

2024-07-20T21:39:00Z

I don't know guys, maybe Theodore Kazinski is not the role model that the fediverse claims he is. He might not be dedicated to the cause.

I was taught to suck dick for pleasure, not for money, that is ...

2024-07-20T20:51:15Z

I was taught to suck dick for pleasure, not for money, that is why I will be a legend and you will be at best a gifted amateur.

I have got to be honest. After playing the coffin of Andy and ...

2024-07-19T22:55:15Z

I have got to be honest. After playing the coffin of Andy and Leyley, I actively want to have sex with family members. If you do not like video games, you could just have sex with your family members instead of playing the coffin of Andy and Leyley.

If you send me five dollars care of Donald Trump addressed to the ...

2024-07-19T20:32:44Z

If you send me five dollars care of Donald Trump addressed to the Democratic National Convention I will send you a nude photograph of your grandmother taken with a Polaroid camera in 1973 that I stole from a photo album in a national archive for political fundraising purposes. In 1973 it was illegal to not have a nude photograph taken with a Polaroid camera. Every person that ever existed in the history of humanity had a nude photograph taken in 1973.

The average Holocaust lasts four to twenty years. The minimum ...

2024-07-19T16:10:22Z

The average Holocaust lasts four to twenty years. The minimum average time for a Holocaust was sixteen years until Adolf Hitler took the platinum trophy in the Holocaust trans universal finals of the nazi universe organization.

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch ...

2024-07-19T12:48:30Z

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself.

There is a feminazi femspiracy to prevent me from masturbating to ...

2024-07-19T01:25:12Z

There is a feminazi femspiracy to prevent me from masturbating to video game characters. Hopefully I never get tired of fapping to Sarah from The Last of Us.

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2024-07-19T01:22:47Z

I wish I was in Japan on a Tuesday eating Tacos.

If I had a dead Jew for every time I thought about having sex ...

2024-07-18T16:55:12Z

If I had a dead Jew for every time I thought about having sex with Watamelon, I would have six million dead Jews.

I think I know what Jesus meant when he said, "Love thine ...

2024-07-18T00:33:06Z

I think I know what Jesus meant when he said, "Love thine enemy as you love thineself, so that every person can be happy. Do not worry if this is not an exact quote, I may not be a fictional character, but I am definitely a public domain character. Please submit your Jesus fan fiction directly to the Vatican care of Pope Francis."

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2024-07-17T22:17:34Z

I was sent back from the year three thousand to be mean to women ...

2024-07-17T21:53:13Z

I was sent back from the year three thousand to be mean to women and minorities while they still exist. I won a universal tournament and was granted the right to travel one thousand years into the past to be mean to women and minorities on the internet. Women and minorities stopped existing because they fought on the side of Satan.

When I see a white woman I need to marry her and give her a baby ...

2024-07-17T19:10:55Z

When I see a white woman I need to marry her and give her a baby for the future of the white race because I am an aryan warrior.

Post nude pictures of your sexiest Japanese girl Your sexiest ...

2024-07-17T12:58:20Z

Post nude pictures of your sexiest Japanese girl
Your sexiest Japanese girl is always your mother

I am an American man. I have penis. Who wants ride big penis?

2024-07-17T06:08:42Z

I am an American man.
I have penis.
Who wants ride big penis?

If the Democratic National Convention is mean to Donald Trump ...

2024-07-17T05:39:16Z

If the Democratic National Convention is mean to Donald Trump again I will cum inside Sarah Silverman while brushing her hair one hundred times.

Hey senorita You make me taco I buy you house I put American ...

2024-07-17T05:10:11Z

Hey senorita
You make me taco I buy you house
I put American penis in your vagina

I need to fuck this elf. ...

2024-07-16T21:25:24Z

I need to fuck this elf.

Poast is brought to by the red velvet underground, courtesy of ...

2024-07-16T19:42:32Z

Poast is brought to by the red velvet underground, courtesy of illuminati unlimited. buy more guns. shoot more foreigners. steal more land.

Tyler Durden for president.

2024-07-16T17:01:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…wkha
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Tyler Durden for president.

When I went to high school I was voted most likely to become the ...

2024-07-16T16:57:04Z

When I went to high school I was voted most likely to become the main character from fight club.

My message of peace love and mercy is inside of my penis. Let me ...

2024-07-16T12:49:20Z

My message of peace love and mercy is inside of my penis. Let me cum inside you.

I am going to buy Epstein Island and convert it into reverse ...

2024-07-15T16:41:39Z

I am going to buy Epstein Island and convert it into reverse pedophile Island. Young boys and girls from all over the world will visit reverse pedophile Island to fulfill their forbidden desires towards adults.

We must not kill the niggers, we must teach the niggers to ...

2024-07-15T13:29:40Z

We must not kill the niggers, we must teach the niggers to embrace nigger culture. The black man in the Americas has never been happy. Teach the black man in the Americas the way of the nigger.they must live in the savannah. They must drive the foreign devils out of mother Africa. They must make merchandise to out of plumbing and irrigation systems to sell in the market. This is the way of the nigger.

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2024-07-15T13:18:42Z

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I am going to england and I will be naked and I will climb a sky ...

2024-07-15T13:15:59Z

I am going to england and I will be naked and I will climb a sky scraper and I will shout to the world "I have a big penis! Look at my big big white penis! This is the penis of an American man!".

What if you were eating a bucket of fried chicken and Adolf ...

2024-07-15T13:10:53Z

What if you were eating a bucket of fried chicken and Adolf Hitler came down from Heaven and sat next to you? Would you feel proud? Would you feel stupid? Would you feel ashamed?
Adolf Hitler is watching my oomphies.
Stay virtuous in the eyes of the Grand Messiah.
1488 8/

I fon't know why they say that the taco is the burritos ...

2024-07-15T13:05:49Z

I fon't know why they say that the taco is the burritos cousin, but it may or may not be conclusive proof of evolution.

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2024-07-14T22:49:54Z

God has allowed me to live another day, and I'm about to ...

2024-07-14T18:56:47Z

God has allowed me to live another day, and I'm about to abduct and groom GAWR GURA.

I wish I had enough money to start a Coffin of Andy and Leyley ...

2024-07-14T13:24:28Z

I wish I had enough money to start a Coffin of Andy and Leyley convention. There are relatives I need to have sex with.

You can never mature as a person until you contemplate the ...

2024-07-14T08:11:05Z

You can never mature as a person until you contemplate the virtues of love, peace, joy, and compassion.

In a fix, you can substitute seven layers of peanut butter with a ...

2024-07-14T07:33:11Z

In a fix, you can substitute seven layers of peanut butter with a ham sandwich from Arby's. Keflam.

Captain Retard swears fealty to the queen of Atlantis of the ...

2024-07-14T00:04:45Z

Captain Retard swears fealty to the queen of Atlantis of the continent of Thule. May the fourth Reich reign forever. HEIL GAWR GURA.

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2024-07-13T11:06:01Z

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My darling fish who is the lover of the fish and is the queen of ...

2024-07-13T00:25:43Z

My darling fish who is the lover of the fish and is the queen of the fish who was the fish and was always the fish pledges to be a fish. GAWR GURA GAWR GURA GAWR GURA GAWR GURA

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2024-07-11T22:46:02Z

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2024-07-11T06:46:20Z

Where in the bible does it say thou shalt not go to Japan and ...

2024-07-11T00:12:31Z

Where in the bible does it say thou shalt not go to Japan and offer sexual release to Japanese teenagers that want to have sex with their parents?

Every homeless man in New York City just fucked me in the ass for ...

2024-07-08T04:14:43Z

Every homeless man in New York City just fucked me in the ass for five hours at the local Young Men's Christians Association.

I don't know guys. Do we really think that the fourth reich ...

2024-07-07T17:16:53Z

I don't know guys. Do we really think that the fourth reich is a the answer? Maybe we should all become illegal immigrant communist transvestite lesbians from Planet Venezuela and move to Sweden to establish the World Economic Forum.

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2024-07-06T17:56:41Z

an intense erection suddenly appears ...

2024-07-06T04:26:08Z

an intense erection suddenly appears

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2024-07-05T05:29:47Z

I see a Lolicon everytime I look in the mirror and let me tell ...

2024-07-05T04:43:47Z

I see a Lolicon everytime I look in the mirror and let me tell you brother, my ancestors would be proud of me. Can you say the same imperial?

In case any of my poasties were wondering, I am not in prison, I ...

2024-07-04T08:35:51Z

In case any of my poasties were wondering, I am not in prison, I am just having a severe episode of reality after discontinuing my medication against the conventional wisdom of western civilization. I might have to annoy a few oomfies before I sink back into an advanced state of delirium. Great to be back friends.

DANGER GARDEN SOFTER FOREST

2024-05-02T14:59:27Z

DANGER
GARDEN
SOFTER
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"If Trump started killing people he would not lose any ...

2024-04-30T13:43:12Z

"If Trump started killing people he would not lose any Republican voters."
What's under the snow?
You already know.
The ashes of six million Jews.

Thank you sir I will proceed with the execution orders ...

2024-04-29T21:01:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…sxsn
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Thank you sir
I will proceed with the execution orders immediately
In twenty four hours the prime minister will go missing and will never be seen again

The average temperature in the summer when I was a kid: sixty ...

2024-04-28T07:14:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…yz5k
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The average temperature in the summer when I was a kid: sixty five degrees fahrenheit

The average temperature in the summer now: six million degrees fahrenheit

Women: It's cold.

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2024-04-28T06:25:33Z

Please give me both. I need both, at the same time. ...

2024-04-28T01:41:28Z

Please give me both.
I need both, at the same time.