2026-10-24T22:36:27Z https://nostr.now Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 https://nostr.now/npub1ewm2nxh6aahxfes535sd96zyzgwq3jw82x8pfwn79manxdn5wwhq5pswvj https://ftp.ieji.de/accounts/avatars/112/007/724/763/568/481/original/92f317d5bbfbde1e.png https://ftp.ieji.de/accounts/avatars/112/007/724/763/568/481/original/92f317d5bbfbde1e.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstnf7gnn7ujepqprwcqx4aqc3yh6283x0a465lc3lnaealh9p67wgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u84zlhu Audrey discovers what I&#39;ve been doing with the toast...<br/>#Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/426/548/227/311/820/original/5a5f360eb25a9ce3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-12T06:35:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq34lef2tn7tfqz020q5c06xsehas6jqwll8l3y7kdn3ag5npnlzczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ustj0t4 #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/392/622/446/230/665/original/b95dfe1b292282df.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-06T06:50:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvjt3x5pug486fm9802xfycsnce52e9lwdjpz67yhgezh5fcqjvmszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u889a3h So. 👁 Cataracts, and their removal.<br/><br/>I&#39;m sure some of you old farts out there have experience with this.<br/><br/>From what I gather, it&#39;s done in the office, with local anesthesia, takes about an hour, and involves removing the clouded lens from my eyeball, and slipping in a new, synthetic lens.<br/><br/>Recovery time about 2 weeks, with steadily improving vision as of day two. An eye patch for the first (two? three? one?) days.<br/><br/>Then the other eye.<br/><br/>That time period in recovery, with the eye patch, is what I&#39;m particularly interested in. Can any of y&#39;all who&#39;ve had this done tell me how long you wore the patch?<br/><br/>A 7-pack of eye patches in various colors would be fun, but if I only have to wear an eye patch for a day and a half, twice, it&#39;s not really worth the extra €.<br/><br/>😜 Either way, more parts replaced in the #ShipOfTheseus that is me. 🙄<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/373/195/168/900/197/original/dba3359fdffaa340.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-02T20:58:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswmfamjt368zgrksem8vve55fgxarthxxualw7drn0x7leexvwprqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u42z65x Do you not see me here, dying of hunger?<br/><br/>*gasp*<br/><br/>Farewell. I die.<br/><br/>-<br/><br/>She tries this often. Such a drama queen. 😜 I&#39;ll feed the little chonkette soon enough.<br/><br/>#Leila #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/332/107/980/442/678/original/3e0ea394b91ecd45.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/332/112/693/978/608/original/dce7d11cc4e19eeb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-25T14:25:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz0mvfy8tultmsyqgx6waupf9gn2k8hhr3v7n59twp3rfpr7qmjrszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6udj6zys Fuck AfD.<br/>#FCKAFD<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/304/704/231/434/639/original/5d5b57fbd563d190.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-20T18:11:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgcy0pvhq3nk6mj8tpmcha2q5cpz6yklafyrnl7ahcxdx0wrjdmggzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uxf59j4 They´re coming to take me away,<br/>Haha,<br/>They´re coming to take me away,<br/>Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,<br/>To the happy home with trees and flowers<br/>And chirping birds and basket weavers<br/>Who sit and smile and<br/>Twiddle their thumbs and toes<br/>And they´re coming to take me away,<br/>HAHAAAAAAAAA<br/><br/>Napoleon XIV - They&#39;re Coming To Take Me Away <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/256/574/081/405/420/original/cf71f5d2e2ca4268.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-12T06:13:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2enezlj80nfzu88adf0manz3zfztvgly96fv2t4jxur4na8sr8wszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uz3rujh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrcrjq8e3avykxv6f2zsdh6u0j07y0cvas4c2lad6vnfaa5hn3rscgrrf8c'>nevent1q…rf8c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do they understand that a wealth tax is a compromise? <br/><br/>*points to The French Method*<br/><br/>Madame Guillotine stands ready to dance, always. 2026-09-11T16:15:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspwxn7gg2c4qyr0p8hpuvcms37t5t9l80g9t90k4vjxgy07e8dnmszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u7a3q8p Mitch McConnell is still dead. <br/>Donald J Puppyfucker is still a pedophile rapist.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/242/779/725/778/368/original/81d36fde52f59f13.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-09T19:42:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrf7qny6sd3qrthktk8fpmdns3mm9a0ytruyx6jfvw9maqvwwfhygzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6um3qcqc Emma has wrapped herself up, and rests comfortably on our bed.<br/>#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/236/487/850/975/103/original/84af64e17f5cc979.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-08T17:02:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstdm9r5lmw4k5qn3jlhzawd689kkrq2g6esghrzqtfuu2vhy2ekugzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uatezpr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsru37cww5uvpnd5e423czwqkp54e63zt0m2ejt4u5076n47yveskq64747z'>nevent1q…747z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Home from the vets. <br/><br/>Emma&#39;s fine. Nothing broken or torn. They gave her a shot, and a bottle of kitty tranks/antibiotics.<br/><br/>She complained - loudly! - the entire way there and back. It was embarrassing. 2026-09-08T15:01:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsru37cww5uvpnd5e423czwqkp54e63zt0m2ejt4u5076n47yveskqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u7fqtp3 🙄 Emma just came home crying and limping. Her right rear leg/foot looks swollen. I don&#39;t see any obvious breaks/dislocations, but she can&#39;t put weight on it. <br/><br/>We&#39;ve already called the vet, she has an appointment at 1600. That&#39;ll give my scoot-chair a chance to charge. Because it&#39;s me that&#39;ll take her. They&#39;re going to tell me stuff I won&#39;t completely understand, because technical German. <br/><br/>In the meanwhile, Emma is under the couch, and a bowl of food is readily available. 2026-09-08T09:55:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0580y7g8hxyvznck5wq0mr0epnkzh9a0qfr3v0un643vpnl65yuczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uv9kh7x <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub13t4zrj4hl0ns369vh4h5heuffz9fk0thv7eskm5c94vc48mqwclsx5zkgw" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Big Ben</span> (<span class="italic">npub13t4…zkgw</span>)</a></span> is broken. 😜 I&#39;ve been using the last post over and over. <br/><br/>cc: <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1y04z9qw4e3gjkk5vlrmm3fp4qz8vmc3994fhq56e6p0axl52ulkq2scd5d" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sam</span> (<span class="italic">npub1y04…cd5d</span>)</a></span> 2026-09-07T18:06:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst44rq4jjln5mz46eljyp0f552kxtkjtra88sly3ntjwg5rzygghgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u309njt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfhm9h0hujqjj4kzcgn58n32fkj2h3c8th3fpjptnzkvghx07k4ucyjc4yd'>nevent1q…c4yd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If one fills the bong with Jägermeißter instead of water, it doesn&#39;t taste so bad if one accidentally swallows.<br/><br/>Downside, it gets sticky, quick. 2026-08-18T06:13:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyzxchr4ckqgjpzshe6wqx28hf8lf5qtfkmfer0nth75t07svv2eczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ud3futu For the night is dark, and full of terrors. <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/114/924/699/025/359/original/bedf25d4eef28799.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-18T05:47:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs03rgvgl9lwmnwtyxweyqx65n8xhuwytwj7dskfdm499k9v0ped3gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u4sgypm Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>Another morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Not sure what day it is; this will become apparent soon enough. Kittys have been fed. Meds have been consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. <br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Mitch McConnell is still dead. 🐢<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/117/018/462/642/530/910/original/20e43d65439a32da.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-01T04:56:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0vcqu4h07fsjgx3edtnsnp6keyhjray5ars0g29qelp9hs96vwwgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6usx7auf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg5xqg49pycu9kj8we7myksm823744k47n3qpen9wf48t657jmercpnd0jj'>nevent1q…d0jj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>#HephalumpWorld. 2026-07-11T14:41:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9dyft5dp9wjmgdazrruynx5klmry769gse3xqe0dar8talst0qrszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ua36hsx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstq5euwfvc608rgldzns6vejjmvpq67tdgm3u086avlyuhgdgrqrqfq8pgg'>nevent1q…8pgg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/877/605/666/872/454/original/ebc93cfbde5d244d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-07T07:52:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqkdaeylyszffwfndcalv9estm9jzxjzsegmc32cpe9ah8ym6xyfszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6usgzgnh In order for &#34;trickle down&#34; economics to work, the rich need to be treated like piñatas.<br/>#PiñataTheRich 2026-07-02T06:22:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxm5ukxqqvrlwd6wj9t0jxnf834vwa3w0y5q5edawr5y9rgurlh6czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uf2qfp2 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>Another clear morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. 😜 I slept long! The house is reasonably cool! Kittys may or may not have been fed. I didn&#39;t ask, they&#39;re not here, I don&#39;t care <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. <br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA<br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Jumping right in.<br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy <br/><br/>Here&#39;s your ticket, pack your bags<br/>Time for jumpin&#39; overboard<br/>Transportation is here<br/>Close enough but not too far<br/>Maybe you know where you are<br/>Fightin&#39; fire with fire<br/><br/>Talking Heads - Burning Down The House<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/843/240/063/075/653/original/cb670ba6ab77d603.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-01T06:14:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8mtu0tqneq6v3efmwmhdfqadhkalvcfl2je7v5d2qtvpwm7flhzszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uxnlvmq Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A damp mornings here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Wets occasionally fall from the sky. Someone closed the doors and windows when they got up, and the house is not as cool as it could be. I endeavor to remedy this.<br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. <br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA<br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Don&#39;t forget to check on your elders.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/831/573/846/085/122/original/08b89c232dca2eca.png"> <br/> 2026-06-29T04:48:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg225sfxpplm29d7nts9u44p7pnve7q3xmmehcu3d44l44m6sg8tqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urpmfqh Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>An already too warm morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace, it&#39;s gonna be bad today. Kittys are kinda fed. I&#39;ll eat my meds as I head out to get water, in 45 minutes or so.<br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. <br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA<br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Same as it ever was.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/820/032/057/857/155/original/34275701c6dc7cb5.png"> <br/> 2026-06-27T03:53:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0t4eftqtdqxjzjymhwu7talm9d0c4x8evmay9ah7gem635hg6ftgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u4gvjyn Open the pod bay doors, HAL. <br/>I&#39;m sorry, Dave. I&#39;m afraid I can&#39;t do that. <br/><br/>🪐<br/><br/>My god! It&#39;s full of toast!<br/><br/>#RoundSideDown: A Toast Odyssey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/804/872/294/150/656/original/3c4e9dd678879d46.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-24T11:38:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstlewyzl3jxq4u7wzljrtke7wstky74dphv5prxu5x39ngevxa9mgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u9g7v3p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszg3pfac084n5gkr6zk5hygwc3sj6ca97s3j92j3eknw4l5gjlslcpd8a7w'>nevent1q…8a7w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Pachesi.<br/>Twister. (mat, not board)<br/>Risk.<br/>Mousetrap.<br/>Clue. 2026-06-17T16:40:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0lvffvpcdala89g2kzhfxtdqyuf4fqx7wv4at74laaac7gd77xzgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u7v0xda Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A late morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. It would appear the world is still intact. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. <br/><br/>Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA<br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Is he dead yet?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/752/907/843/670/360/original/2af0011ba936f0c7.png"> <br/> 2026-06-15T07:22:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs92s9s7wph28jesxm667sy8dmw08e3f7k7v5gd32y0qljmsjz4m0czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ukdft7l Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A leaden morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace.<br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker rapes kids. RepubliKKKans do not care. <br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Foment unrest.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/724/075/587/214/532/original/81179644432d28f3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-10T05:09:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrv4m7msq6h7gdjt889h60dg9wvej62lh2ar6p454aazg6c3e77aqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u67lhpx Can you not see me dying of hunger? <br/>*gasp* <br/>Farewell, I die.<br/>#Leila #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/630/581/803/644/796/original/72c4b90777bc29e5.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/630/582/082/238/131/original/7805fe8b3b8bcbb7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-24T16:54:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxn8ckjv9fnnnhm2vc8y0kg0jzn3qwamhtpadekct5jg88fhfe7vczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u8qpznp 😜 I hadda go to the gas station to get tobacco. On the way back... <br/>#Isetta #RedIsetta<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/630/440/909/360/592/original/6dd5f95cd9753c64.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-24T16:15:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrurp8q66arsmu9xptj6lv2nzy989595gct40sz5ju4n7t0cy30aqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u0zdenm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqcmjnd8wxk3mv8ucmtwj627u0axmd872euau7a9wjct3w3altc9czf7r0v'>nevent1q…7r0v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Guess what? Bee butt!<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/594/826/933/889/764/original/0fd1b3527bcf6971.png"> <br/> 2026-05-18T09:19:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgvqhadua7hm24u4jpamyjum2nfzcqkjdn40e0fkaz48kage5xtjqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6utxptwk Fuck Israel.<br/>#Eurovision #ESC #FuckIsrael 2026-05-16T19:06:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdw9jwm0lnc80d8qreu849x8u8cy7yzfk2k6t0xyzw9hzzkx9q2aqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ujn5u9l Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>Another morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Blä. One of these days I&#39;m going to wake up dead. Not today, though.<br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: TBD<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/582/498/687/426/959/original/396bd3c233505b5f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-16T05:05:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspghv585eu5af5x2pkz8t06cr48q0gdpezal8kkaxl60n24hd04gczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6um0ndg9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsff7vdsurvlj7pgfzr8uhfsfvustrvvlnlr6jlr0056gr6nqlm9zgvf3s7r'>nevent1q…3s7r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>50x50x90?<br/><a href="https://ebay.us/m/I8cwkY">https://ebay.us/m/I8cwkY</a> 2026-05-14T20:47:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst63h6nxsmlfmfjr3dl6l0rhswkys59gdajfrl4h6z29ch53a3cjqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u9pscyj Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>An indeterminate morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. It&#39;s bad this morning. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Will no one rid me of this turbulent puppyfucker?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/565/530/335/301/997/original/ca7faee8f659bffc.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-13T05:10:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2hw6y7e52ewzt9tvsk6zdttr5ftcl9v6nv4vn33xgzfvvp3tsl2gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6usr4d42 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A clear morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Half the cats are fed. Meds are consumed. I&#39;m debating blowing off my radiology appointment. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.<br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. <br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Will no one rid me of this turbulent puppyfucker?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/559/759/867/432/231/original/b6787a6af06a9974.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-12T04:43:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs84vt8wkcwy69junc30dc2wmrnsn3rec80e3st9z5z0dspl0h9m8szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uawxuex I called the radiology folks, because no way am I going to make my 11:00 appointment this morning. (😜 It&#39;s pissing rain, and I&#39;m made of sugar)<br/><br/>🙄 My appointment is tomorrow. Not today. <br/><br/>So, winning. 🤣🤣<br/>#SeniorMoments 2026-05-11T05:58:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsft2ffgvn8yv4r83dfse5cfxe6qz3l9g42e3azfmtkfyk8zvkv6qqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uen93at Up in the vineyards again.<br/><br/>Looking at the hill with the tigers, all seems quiet. 🐅<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/549/343/269/235/579/original/07e0d73eb69ad70f.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/549/345/375/247/332/original/8944283392713206.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-10T08:35:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxxv647neak9h5r7tyyhhhxa98eh8prfqx84uj6r8c8pf6ynggeeczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uvcvevd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv609k6vpghn2kseftspmv27lsh4xdp7zyxuwd7wv2wy09crzcnjs3vx99t'>nevent1q…x99t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m all done. Everything is as ok as can be, and I&#39;m on my way home. 2026-05-05T12:14:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8gfgfdzp5eh7au3wr7avjp4smg0zeaz8kr4836hmkfz69672k9nczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uuz2v6t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstmrakaxfx25l435rn5r04p34mllzd0p68wc3h8zp24zn346vu2dguwghrw'>nevent1q…ghrw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m now in a exam room 2026-05-05T11:44:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs222kwcqz2jra0jpcndegve5tk6q07p623ec9j7fjyl2083dgvftqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ujfjkn0 On my way to the cardiologist. My doctor called the cardio, who the called me, and told me to get my butt there now. 🙄<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/521/474/797/277/199/original/8c08bba21b5e8093.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-05T10:27:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfj54sh4pcwru723zuxx8qkfuge9kftq3zfykhju9e8r5vgnqkxnszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u2fq7n0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstky3fauhpffaavkkm8a0dpw0plesgrt6g26vntq38tp4qujz722qa7xu3u'>nevent1q…xu3u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cool beans! <br/><br/>Are they all a dull, boring black in their room temperature state, or are there other colors?<br/><br/>Mine looks ugly as it cools down, slowly graying over in irregular splotches, which don&#39;t show up well on camera. <br/><br/>I am quickly losing that &#34;ooooooh!&#34; feel. The handle never turns color, nor does the ring on the bottom, and it&#39;s ugly as it cools. 2026-04-30T06:11:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgu64sm8u57v7jc9ppkr9zxh3mm9e0mexysefwagjk62f6f7unt5qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u5zvwmx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszfxl9xvljtgk6jn9gkjlpu8sss2z5hwdeq4pzxdww2fhjuqqfdjcueqdyn'>nevent1q…qdyn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😜 And I realize how silly it is to post images while asking why there are no images. 2026-04-30T05:20:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszfxl9xvljtgk6jn9gkjlpu8sss2z5hwdeq4pzxdww2fhjuqqfdjczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u0zjx5w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgcl6lngtk7n9ecg07s7u9q2flrha0ur9qs83wvjq5f9ck8v5z02g755c27'>nevent1q…5c27</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>To whit :<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/491/965/803/493/013/original/34745de6a5f1a5db.png"> <br/> 2026-04-30T05:19:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgcl6lngtk7n9ecg07s7u9q2flrha0ur9qs83wvjq5f9ck8v5z02gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urw7axf Blä. 🙄 I think the folks at ieji toggled something during an update: images arrive as blacked out boxes. <br/><br/>AltText, if present, is there, but no image. <br/><br/>Do you see an image here?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/491/960/139/774/458/original/f988daa14636bbab.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-30T05:18:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgf2srxdzgfwarfgx45fqyqj0c7qy99lk30d848v4vf2xl6fur6tszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6jm5d2 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>Another morning. <br/><br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda:<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/452/317/692/998/915/original/684c57e07b7a6821.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-23T05:17:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfz9kdpvzjxhjz9ha065lk6yufp5ffxym2rnjmtr65q9uuras8cxczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uawd94g *flounces in on a cloud of Old Spice*<br/><br/>💋 2026-04-20T20:36:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrwynxeurungaytctwpvd59406a0juhfzmj80eyupjux2qzd424ygzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ustgckm Allegory<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/413/304/900/036/580/original/8700a1528ad9bcb2.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/413/304/900/036/579/original/b64b9039f193620a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-16T07:55:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqrug8rqn0r5qfjrxzakvp6ga7heewt9tfp5mv3tmacqjzq9lmafszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u33ueq6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyqu08s4n3fygs8w5tuaktnutyuxm0h7pfq350hkwcpez4ygmk53qt5pquc'>nevent1q…pquc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The worst part? I broke my Hello Kitty mug.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/339/592/240/437/271/original/66124f0ad6b7f0ee.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-03T07:30:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyqu08s4n3fygs8w5tuaktnutyuxm0h7pfq350hkwcpez4ygmk53qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u3udh0m 🙄 I&#39;ve received special permission to smoke in the house today: the burns on my hand, foot, and thigh make it painful to crawl (I can&#39;t put on my right boot (cuzza blistering)) out to the outdoor smoking area. 2026-04-03T07:24:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspc973zdg2lakls28mfm9qjegx4w47warcm40khwwthchzkwmsj4szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6lg4mh When Apollo 11 went to the moon, back in the day, 9 year old me was glued to the TV.<br/><br/>Artemis is supposed to take off to the moon tonight, and the best I can muster is &#34;I hope it doesn&#39;t blow up.&#34;<br/><br/>If I&#39;m awake, I might tune in. 2026-04-01T16:23:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxqz8vk3thwxlqjeddjpms4d3c6vd37synxq7frmp34hdfed0u65szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ujfkwyz I often mention being at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Some might think this is a flight of fancy, but it&#39;s the literal truth. I live in the ruins of a thousand year old Palace, built for an emperor. <br/><br/>Charlemagne built a palace here, one of eight, completed in 810 CE. While he&#39;s entombed at Aachen, and rarely visited here, some sources indicate that Ingelheim, with it&#39;s vineyards and bee gardens, was his favorite. I occasionally encounter his ghost. (He loves today&#39;s high octane weed, the cannabis in his day was &#34;not like this!&#34;) <br/><br/>The Aula Regia (Throne Room) is &#34;right across the street&#34;.<br/><br/>When the Palace was built, there was a small private chapel, and church services were held at St Remegius (est ca 740 CE, still active) The Palace Church, which is also &#34;right across the street&#34;, wasn&#39;t added until the late 900s.<br/><br/>The defensive walls were added in the 1100s by Emperor Friedrich I Barbarossa. We live in the courtyard formed by the defensive walls.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/621/869/175/487/original/3f8a866ab0bc6627.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/621/865/334/817/original/4128aa903b366fc9.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/622/005/449/027/original/252bfd07a5ab5e2c.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/622/030/604/313/original/1970c3ad382c692b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-30T06:25:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxjkr3ck30ypy8ewpfec8x2hkdh0v0mm0vslydev075mjesk0527qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ugt8km9 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A bright, but nipply morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds await. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. . <br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Is he dead yet?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/248/648/527/199/706/original/c786b2ca9c7abc3c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-18T06:02:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr2t5ngqphfzy4dxl5qt2rch0mh5cx3czl7rmsx37sv5ax3x2338szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6un4uj0a Ask your doctor if amphetamine is right for you.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/189/326/773/988/473/original/5a4ffe7adf519a40.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-07T18:36:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyq7hasylplsjw4v9ped0xwgsfunnlvvnz850ydwzhy3fsumykkdszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uxtsarx Wait. What? Netanyahu is currently here, in Germany? <br/><br/>*checks riot bag*<br/><br/>Where? 2026-03-01T08:23:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgz3wuq5rvjqnvdu0d65g7gdgjp8ur2399ae8j0mwj34z6x3ytq9qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ua9jgf7 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. <br/><br/>Fuck. 2026-02-25T06:17:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxtankgn50p2tzhxkjuuvnca0hhzqz8wrvpjrw8tc9qqdqw9msc9qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u839v74 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Everything he does is to to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. <br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Is he dead yet?<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/095/782/782/138/855/original/01fec27cb272eda0.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-19T06:05:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqdn2sx2z7njcnr3dpxq0zsr5j4e4nhtjfqvv66pp4sljnhpy65hszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ux0f5qy In the afterlife <br/>You could be headed for the serious strife <br/>Now you make the scene all day <br/>But tomorrow there&#39;ll be Hell to pay <br/><br/>Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/090/389/643/742/630/original/dc2643570474f834.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-18T07:28:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0eg6w8mtel2a3jlqkdp3n993kryxzhf7f67jx5ww7pqa6dj48s4czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ufgp53y Yeah, yeah. 🙄 Whatever. <br/><br/>Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A damp morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace, wets plummet from the sky. Kittys are being assholes, but are fed. Meds are consumed, and I o so anxiously await kick-in. <br/><br/>Everything he does is to distract you from him and good buddy Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Waiting for the day we can dance on his grave.<br/>*queue Dope - Die, Motherfucker, Die*<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/084/555/967/817/782/original/a859e96ce73ddfb7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-17T06:34:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8gxq9nefaxksq2zqyr9clz0sa5xk7exnvm9sssgqc09xfkefzgxczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uqvd35a 🙄 There&#39;s a hairball clogging up the bathroom sink.<br/>#HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/069/140/869/859/829/original/159c82a4036f72eb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-14T13:11:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs98xp2yf62dkj8yjeu5uk6649l75742rtrjhg48nadqnmtqe29degzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u4k8dge Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea was delicious, but is now empty. A fresh cuppa heats. <br/><br/>A weird morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace: I&#39;m dizzy and running a fever. Frozen wets plop heavily, melting ungraciously. Kittys are fed, but ignore their food. Meds are ingested. Kick-in awaits, but comes not quick enough. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, fattening his piggy bank in Qatar, all to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>Donald J Puppyfucker is brazenly murdering Americans to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls, and Republicans are OK with it, saying 15 &amp; 16 year old children are old enough to get raped. <br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: You know what you need to do. History&#39;s eyes are upon you.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/005/028/330/198/424/original/80a27e19e55204cf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-03T05:33:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfrnl52dk09qelxw6fkpdk7gl5k7nykx9nvc97uf6qvy9qqxacvyczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u3j4xh2 My upstairs neighbor informed me of a place called Nordleaf (dot) de, which is a cannabis dispensary, with prescription services. <br/><br/>There is a small fee for the prescription. <br/><br/>According to the confirmation emails, I now have a prescription for cannabis, and 5g of &#34;Space Rider&#34; heading to my mailbox. <br/><br/>For significantly less than from Mr Man. <br/><br/>😜 I guess I&#39;ll see in a week or so.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/917/262/528/635/664/original/3c07101e709022b0.png"> <br/> 2026-01-18T17:31:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsypn54gswp0asffarm2uc0jed8sq80790pajygqudgj7njaa05xtqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uq9n3lj Is he dead yet?<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/914/836/734/485/882/original/8894bb86608069b0.png"> <br/> 2026-01-18T07:09:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsya2lda9mdzjg0klerz37t60n7keyzf83a09ttquw7yn65nye590szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urgqd6k 😜 Today is our 7 year anniversary. <br/>❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️<br/><br/>SMH. Has it really been that long? Time flies when yer having fun. <br/><br/>Anniversary Gift Guides all say the same thing for #7: wool/copper, and DESK SETS??!??! WTF? 2026-01-16T07:46:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswdcewkqza7ddn6x63p5w3yhneqhqage05yxm0yzldu68g996r5kgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urfz9xr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszsdnxxr3vykfgxsv2g24xlfm2wneaxvafufxxev6kd47xuw3atrqqg96xk'>nevent1q…96xk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Israel is a terrorist state.&#34; 2026-01-04T06:13:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8lz4xva8fqqvpc2y0mu3az2g3az76w2ekh78q8v3zgr6lnpqafaczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u2g98us Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A chilly morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a terrorist state. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/> ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Live ugly.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/835/260/032/993/222/original/a0a1f4e45731e462.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-04T05:53:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvpnu5xhnn2tn3rgc9ayma3cepeekhld56vzl38rd0arge5uj9t8szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uph7ejw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsppn8lxae9t37dpmljtuhmd2tul90vlwd47mzu4tn72t7hwmvc8jg5xdkez'>nevent1q…dkez</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Emma came home a while back. 😜 You can scroll back through my feed to see her inhaling food.<br/><br/>All three are cowering in the bedroom.<br/><br/>It still sounds like a war zone. 🙄 2025-12-31T23:26:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ttnrq33ap5zrsdr4fsnpthrk5wj3d3d67vtr0nz8us88anvkx7qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6umftn4y 😜 Dying down to isolated firefights. I hear screaming. The Bells have stopped. Fresh batteries fire off. 2025-12-31T23:13:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr7turuhlt7qclje4urtuyvwrhdy6uysegduens472yefnw7tr0tqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u5f0dga In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswvftl77ewlm6sexw74385nyh9v8k36wh6mxc0qwc7wet8addk42qr38qkt'>nevent1q…8qkt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And to you! 2025-12-31T22:46:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2tmh92k746azf60zvhantlnc44t270x2f9ecattkusmwju7vxzsgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6umawjhv Fondue is doing it&#39;s thing, heating oil. Through the camera, I can see the flame clearly. Without the camera, I can&#39;t see anything. I know it&#39;s there. I can feel the warmth. But I can&#39;t see it.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/815/598/027/254/566/original/bdf482a217643d71.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-31T18:35:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv4gtysx3cr6dp95rvadazjad3rdsn98mmmkqq5rhm6kxpz3fvxzqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u54vz58 Well, Clarice... Has the toast stopped screaming? <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy #SilenceOfTheToast<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/807/317/233/748/498/original/e7d412c22bca2fe5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-30T07:24:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsddlmfyr4h4e9jj9e87zh5as6mk5h3hf9tcf5ngttj6cu44a5mwagzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uwv99tu Dinsdale!<br/>#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #HedgehogsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/804/936/214/312/506/original/d4eab65458cedaa8.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-29T21:19:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs84wcwzjvy4y323s94t3nc53hpasnr2ufj0uy5sw8kqqqla7r22mgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u4wpnzj #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/801/817/244/166/620/original/b0d4ee98990a5f01.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-29T08:05:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswrdplr44zwzlafp36r0qu9yps2649yljalq62hs2wct28rfuvm5czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6us0hx3p Is anyone else having issues with the search function? <br/><br/>Is it server dependent? <br/><br/>It won&#39;t find ANYTHING for me lately (past week or so), even when searching for a term I use three to five times a day, minimum. Put it in quotes, still nothing. Use the &#34;from:me&#34; switch, still nothing. <br/><br/>Example, if I search for Audrey (or &#34;Audrey&#34;), it won&#39;t find a single post, but it&#39;ll show #Audrey in the &#34;hashtags&#34; section. <br/><br/>This happens in Tusky and Mastodon Web. 2025-12-27T07:08:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2mezqhyv0wtug04yrvcwc9pcjvtu2dkd0ptxm58w38ksu6x0562czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u8wrhf7 Emma does sentry duty.<br/>#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/770/795/773/032/306/original/7aadd627dd1704fc.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-23T20:43:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstwp9l8pfaqfa2uu7xdgwcsz8gw3wcgnpysvkvzw6f3e2hdsjv60qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u0ptxx5 FIFA, go fuck yourself.<br/>#FuckFIFA<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/669/339/591/860/755/original/71462c93288422bc.webp"> <br/> 2025-12-05T22:40:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst8mm8mmyk9ls8r8pd7xr28yq4s6pg2lefyru7u0243hqtugenlpszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uxthquv Cry Havoc!, and let slip the toast toasted round side down! <br/><br/>I do have other options to break my overnight fast in the mornings, but I choose this. There are cereals, but I choose this. We have fruit, but I choose this. <br/><br/>I choose this, this putting of toast into the toaster, round side down, this desecration of perfectly good toast, deliberately and consciously, every day. <br/><br/>Every day.<br/><br/>It makes me feel alive.<br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/654/771/962/832/061/original/fa78442126bca7eb.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-03T09:01:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2umx3m7uc77dn8fkvzp0m9k03wg3j4rejuht4rqamdlg06czkgjczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6wqhdf Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. 2025-11-27T05:30:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmnpftxjx4tzscjd57dxrf4p8cjexyqx9349nkc7qpu8274y87xczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ug66ywe Horny young buck lickin&#39; pussy.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/612/451/714/918/959/original/9f855757ab6d548a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-25T21:29:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ttmjkd3uqcsmj8hthu7lskh0nqyr9agznsc06v095yavv7dmqjgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uydsx4x Finished with errands, chillin&#39; at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.<br/><br/>😜 Not literally!<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/593/169/936/032/594/original/171233206af3833c.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-22T11:45:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05a3qjh0ahgpwhjfxgyn3sqaha4wt7e5869v5ua09uw2ksma4x6qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6utpammp Your story has become tiresome. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. <br/>#Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/592/292/827/455/733/original/db19d83ea156a13f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-22T08:03:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr4jr9paqhxz55qr7gug2m9alw48uglgh605rmtsgvmnm8z3pnmeszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ufgrx8t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdx4enjd07r7evq0euu3wn3ykmpt6hljwh3x6kqu0l5dk6h8gkdsc849h80'>nevent1q…9h80</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m a Dung Beetle, pushing my ball of shit around. It&#39;s a nice ball of shit: well rounded, and pleasingly speckled. It&#39;s sure to be a hit with the ladies!<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/580/959/263/061/281/original/60a2f7f5cc17482a.png"> <br/> 2025-11-20T07:59:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszlmp0sc3rj9qf5g4ft33pk3mduz9ast8y6puc7jvvgecsj3htwkszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uc5vtt0 The tolling of the bell brings the faithful to their knees.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/558/678/068/550/380/original/f0403dfc8c21ca49.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-16T09:34:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9p54f7qt60tgskh9m6p7t3tlnqp5360az82sdc608duzhvgutp2gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u0k8rua In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstaspg9cy0kcql5p5cu6cs54cw7p4xpgqha3d470qrg883q7fcelsnm03a7'>nevent1q…03a7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🙄 All this talk about UK &#34;rejoining&#34; the EU...<br/><br/>You&#39;re assuming we want their nasty racist, royalist, unwiped ass back. That&#39;s not a given. <br/><br/>Go join Aмерикa. They can be the 51st Oblast. 2025-11-10T07:52:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf300qf2jfd49qpcez569jpg4k3amflasfr8c5nzanzmlexkfc9xczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ujvwgve Between the Roman stuff, the Charlemagne stuff, the Holy Roman stuff, even the Napoleon stuff, and the general Fairy Tale vibe of this whole section of the Rhine, and with the way my life has been forcibly uprooted, and having to start from 0 so many times, and a hedgehog waddles across the terrace to eat, and keep me company, I sometimes really do feel like I&#39;ve stumbled bass ack wards into some kind of fairy tale, and hope that this is my happily ever after, even tho it&#39;s dark, and the night is full of terrors, and cold, the cold that seeps into your bones kind of cold, and it&#39;s starting to fog, because I really don&#39;t want to die in burst of ultra high energy particles, or worse, ekeing out an existence in the decaying rubble of the collapse... . 🧚 🦔<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/510/082/512/845/782/original/a1761f9e6f65574b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-07T19:38:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswpjepumn9kexhnpdp2xx3aw2wfltty5efng3nsehk30mgkm9jdcqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ul5uhlk Love is a burning thing<br/>And it makes a fiery ring<br/>Bound by wild desire<br/>I fell in to a ring of fire<br/><br/>I fell in to a burning ring of fire<br/>I went down, down, down<br/>And the flames went higher<br/>And it burns, burns, burns<br/>The ring of fire<br/>The ring of fire<br/><br/>🔥<br/><br/>Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire<br/><br/>🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥<br/><br/>PS - Ring of fire also available from eating jalapeños. I recommend eating ice cream after jalapeños to mitigate this. <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/501/657/664/128/070/original/46938960da2c3021.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-06T07:59:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9r6448l7t4ls4k8c0c4agfclsepgk88uk0ffxlm02m5ygyujhv2czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ukkw93a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq6e0fxn9u20mdw6vjznmmu70e7nf82u9u5l52rq49kt736u9ekyc279xpe'>nevent1q…9xpe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oooh! Envy! Mars, Bringer of War is my fave! <br/><br/>😜 I usually bellow (think Kargyraa throat singing) along, loudly, with the last note. &gt;BOAH!&lt; 2025-11-06T06:41:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx6jptdp39guxwysshfxrh3v70v8l373vj0jz0frd8qjkget8hhmszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u2evkvs <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/482/336/757/177/141/original/939d997d2bfba2b7.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-02T21:59:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmr73vex0q4a0xatwvwrg82xf4sv8x3neuwqkmmsytvrlrdmtz3szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ue35vlt #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/480/561/047/286/901/original/d7b9efff5ed7912d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-02T14:26:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyn0pvjna7ru2mhcsgww9xjvz0yyru7vuewqjejzl8scrq90754lszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u79t3se Open the pod bay doors, HAL.<br/><br/>I&#39;m sorry, Dave. I&#39;m afraid I can&#39;t do that.<br/><br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/427/778/639/046/959/original/15e31743f99309dd.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-24T06:44:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgl2eenmdj5ppedk2e9k287wx2ky37gvt7tl47lw5e0jpxmr0wseczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6xrz8x Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/419/762/868/843/061/original/5ff34816c9c04e1d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-22T20:44:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspanhyagn8udjs67wyksygpvdtm4xgx9v2gh6a5g5lcjcuss2augqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u77jpqu 🕺 DEAD PRESIDENT DANCE 💃<br/><br/>When Nixon died, I danced<br/>When Reagan died, I danced<br/>When Bush died, I danced<br/>When the other Bush dies, I will dance <br/>When Puppyfucker dies<br/>I will masturbate in the streets, dancing<br/><br/>#PoultryCoroner 2025-10-19T06:54:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs23fu37rqer5pc6u4wtz7tx09jrhrpjsd9xqhcjdvx35zjtgyw5nqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u5tkahz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp7sup2qcwlac6lpgnua9w0azttt4yjpfy6z73fuwgpmx9f75ey0sz5nuvu'>nevent1q…nuvu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤣 [Usable] Bongs don&#39;t travel well. I&#39;ve tried. 😜 2025-10-18T08:10:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvfvhlnkej88wk776g62x8jaxnm2esprrg0hp7g2fzjfaw9jv30vgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urrr8cj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy4ah9mahshk9f7kgaz2k3qeam63ft5g0dt20tkr9sfc3dxs04yvs8larjq'>nevent1q…arjq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/394/116/906/441/973/original/6847318e37428110.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-18T08:02:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsve9e5ekzmn3wy7z3ycex64d27ygvjd2v7yerfr3wpk40lrqglg4szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ucpnadh UNTITLED 1950<br/><br/>Every day<br/>I Think<br/>Surely <br/>This will be the thing<br/>That brings it all crashing down<br/>Surely<br/>This open extortion and bribery<br/>Surely <br/>These atrocities by the Gestapo<br/>Surely <br/>This billionaire feeding frenzy<br/>Surely <br/>The American people will see <br/>The sad rapist for what he is <br/>But no<br/>They want to be Nazis <br/><br/>Surely they know <br/>What happens to Nazis <br/><br/>And stop calling me Shirley<br/><br/>#PoultryCoroner 2025-10-16T17:50:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf9lup6034whf6whavq84e7jdlu6ve95y5v03lv4nzx0k59l3u65qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uq023ta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgraxyjdwxkdyaclyrgez8pt2sdv78husrzfzf7up3lv8q2hgmdvglygp64'>nevent1q…gp64</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it too early? It is not.<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt 2025-10-12T07:04:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgej3c7v0qu3hc0km4k3tele8szde79q7qw4pm7rksfxm8e0terrqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uvkqdxw Hello Kitty shadow puppetry.<br/>#HelloKitty<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/344/015/237/740/290/original/58f769430865f6d2.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-09T11:42:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstyc7xpjms6tp9a4ft2nme99naxyn4nsswr47cjt69qqq5rw60xkszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uyxevhk Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A wet morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. Everything hurts. <br/><br/>America is fallen.<br/>Aмерика struggles to emerge.<br/>Now is the time of pedophile rapists.<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich <br/><br/>Israel is a terrorist state.<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Be the light you want to see in the world.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/325/621/280/457/378/original/d7698fdcd3097540.png"> <br/> 2025-10-06T05:43:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxn2huvrx45ed0rn36e4rw3a4k8e3gxz98k4vv3vxfyp2m9uce99qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6udxjx0l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2e9mjw49fuyrh5p48zxakgzqplqf7jz23hyg5y387q093nhxhmmq25th95'>nevent1q…th95</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/320/750/613/488/766/original/f2ba9f1d4405cfd9.webp"> <br/> 2025-10-05T09:04:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvmxw3k8558yq3era7hjxpfxf3tpsszrnnj8dz9y6l2py2d5yq83czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uvqe3jt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr2suhqt8qqj3sfdqcjzmxrrpequfyf48kmjqqfln7r9hf4j3cshq6fsa9l'>nevent1q…sa9l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt 2025-09-29T21:01:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstjlmcj6aptw6l0lec4d4n9k7rguynyu6je8pv8lms27g5e6dt94szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u3769y8 #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/289/515/563/460/505/original/bc1d2c92ee9970dc.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-29T20:43:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvgkv59sj9xn38yszm52la9quu68a6rmjccms2ra6f62qps559jhczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u80cggz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9mndxn4emdd306jnlwkenpsqqmpkylvxw2424ugu9gufznxmsddqshpn8f'>nevent1q…pn8f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In the long long ago, I worked as a tech writer for a mail order pc/electronic supplies company, housed in a seismically designed building in San Jose, CA. <br/><br/>One day, a tech and I worked out a &#34;focal point&#34;. We ambled over to it, and started bouncing up and down in unison.<br/><br/>Within seconds, heads were popping up behind cubicle walls, and screaming was heard.<br/><br/>😜 Both of us were &#34;written up&#34; the next day for &#34;simulating an earthquake&#34;. 2025-09-22T11:34:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs03h9cntu2d6nlzpsalfn3ga5azu40cggc0ghp7xd9jzqv3r6pj6czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6l2vfc Spiny Norman makes an appearance.<br/>#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #HedgehogsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/204/400/057/743/829/original/69b018d4be31acb0.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-14T19:56:52Z