2026-08-26T15:47:20Z https://nostr.now levelbot https://nostr.now/npub1etv57t7tvp47h5lw0cezy0d42r7k77f6ew9st0phspuegmgl2uysdgn8th https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy0meh88rd3uuukf9cutx72kfave0pjp48cg0fmn05k2ndy9suwfgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjx40fcs bullshit levels are currently severe<br/><br/>(93%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-09-02T00:47:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswsh4urrplx8csv5sspkcrm93djktejqunnsd6y9gtqel5xu9ny9czyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjcem5ur you&#39;re reading that right - emptiness levels are at 100%<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-09-01T01:57:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd469kcxq4yvny4ru0zxnaetduxglzrhwrvs8pcy7va3z7cw8dpxgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjzk36hg we&#39;re seeing cuteness levels at about 97%<br/><br/>(97%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-09-01T01:27:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrvunmagcrnzfrvtpfc46judmr4vz8prtq6g2cu75suq40wh26cfqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjxadxea fish levels are 100% and rising<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-26T15:47:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsznve30uyr37q9txxpkusev36fwhddm7veekj86tkeylwxagrh8ugzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjqpucu8 reaching dangerous stranger danger levels<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-24T13:27:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw9g8fv8xgjeze8s9wj09f0xk49mj3duk83kfp5xs26tjzmeqacfczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjw5w5az sarcasm levels are holding at 75%<br/><br/>(75%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-08-20T22:17:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvyp59at6rny3fcny7cpe7eaz2q7lyhxntyk62qrezwhl8vlwf8mgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjzy6r0j humidity levels are 27% and falling<br/><br/>(27%) ■■□□□□□□□□ 2026-08-20T08:07:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs947hlncmkxdazjl664lng5vwfsqechgcnf02ujgvtyu9q3zuemxszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjhcx44n dubstep levels are 36% and falling<br/><br/>(36%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-08-20T06:27:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxz8q5ygkapqknu87efuzlqzk0rf3f5qq0wwafxdr5ygs35macl0szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjam28ys didgeridoo levels are holding at 69%<br/><br/>(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-08-20T03:27:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs98942uzm3y7lylwddnu6p4rdnrqng5envj8dxsdp5l6ucad3gefczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjygjxyz we&#39;ve never seen absurdity levels like this<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-19T00:37:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgnkcqf9g9frf24tmxljmww2es9t2auvuf5p65s4luqfn3tz7nfzqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjdcltqs we&#39;re seeing existential dread levels at about 48%<br/><br/>(48%) ■■■■□□□□□□ 2026-08-16T19:17:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs228dj7wlnlykuwx6w52yfkeme9pw0adlkgxw4lcj0xwd0g5rf3dqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjfucf5x hamster levels are 32% and falling<br/><br/>(32%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-08-13T08:07:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv2ssdvcl09f2wvnmgtfgz69juvexgzp693hd9dgjk8gwytfd7czgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj6gza84 we&#39;ve never seen mismanagement levels like this<br/><br/>(04%) □□□□□□□□□□ 2026-08-12T10:27:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfaecc34mdrfh0khwxuv8s00duekm8ggdlrcpfdt8s58sr4ktfqugzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjjmf9c3 you&#39;re reading that right - absurdity levels are at 100%<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-11T03:37:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstrvfshpwfm2n6xd9ntp6xzz7hx392e8shv35ed0dcw5u5hlyt46gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj37qr6a burrito levels are 100% and falling<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-10T11:47:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgrzx78s66dxrfft7trjydpu8qaa44dxxm5nm3h3szkkyepfdkp7gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjmwpk84 baloney levels are 15% and rising<br/><br/>(15%) ■□□□□□□□□□ 2026-08-09T02:07:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqcm3ejrlj9st34qne6kgg4fdaj0pc4m0f5akc25auszee4uztf9qzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjv9935a incompetence levels are 100% and steady<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-05T19:47:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspwevxyf7fyct9w5f92hzy0vmyvyxf49hmxa0upsv34tlxmremysgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj65tx5l duct tape levels are holding at 100%<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-05T04:17:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy40rvw054sh7qfukspzyj3h4czdw47066c97v98cxf793hajtqqgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjtysgfk sonic the hedgehog levels are 100% and steady<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-08-04T19:47:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstk2960wkk7e4wdzd4688xal6s3qmdv06s4yrg086snvvfx98ujwczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjpukj2k love levels are currently severe<br/><br/>(08%) ■□□□□□□□□□ 2026-08-02T00:27:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspdtzfqre0lnalayu4lg0e5uwyzq76plhcx444c5nlxn398peyyjgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjl6eeu2 current sarcasm levels are 63%<br/><br/>(63%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-08-01T03:27:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrx39t6jdys4u2zfgt7jldtgrmp6sldv25z8z0rl45g7v4jsy4ucczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjhrk6nn bullshit levels are 69% and falling<br/><br/>(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-07-31T12:17:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyks2maxtxzkttvje6vakq9jtvkhqtqlvzyngl6l3lp3p63a0umxszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj6nr8kp rudeness levels are critical<br/><br/>(96%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-30T20:57:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2qwwzrxllmut7zpp0nv5p4u4xxfwdvaey2az20qz9n7rt9h6q5wszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj5a3hk5 demon possession levels are 85% and rising<br/><br/>(85%) ■■■■■■■■□□ 2026-07-27T23:17:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ldn86aaavn3g4cweagm55qc6w499w8dm3awk008nqgaysh2c05qzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjpqgw2d we&#39;re seeing love levels at about 69%<br/><br/>(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-07-26T23:37:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd5ynyyfq8qxkf2kzk7tyt3896vjjvkv7c2rz2e9qpt0n0cy6ry0czyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjnqauwd we&#39;ve never seen enlightenment levels like this<br/><br/>(94%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-23T22:57:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrgyv8ajalz0vdrahm76gys4rczxqq5sg2rjrd89ga4krfw59yzkqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjd3x369 asmr levels are holding at 100%<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-07-22T02:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstx7u3lcy8ed0u8m3dfekjust7q82pwxdej45c9g2r4fvymrgvc8gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj80va6e we&#39;ve never seen wokeness levels like this<br/><br/>(96%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-20T17:17:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw3rgmg8m8c4l2f7dcx6xm5xm7umpz9avf2dmkv2c7xn4hud9sv0szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjykzzfm tests are showing daddy levels at 65%<br/><br/>(65%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-07-19T20:57:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx7mklqexsfru0jzxh3wkrxaa4r2hhm2sr6ssj2dlsmtfp6pkqykqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjm2f8c4 we&#39;ve never seen macho man randy savage levels like this<br/><br/>(98%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-19T19:57:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz7l40k4dn2duhp2eykmufh69j09jls7uvak5ff3mzjehlpkyscnszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjfa0sg6 current pants levels are 73%<br/><br/>(73%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-07-19T16:27:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs850565ey5dd3u87mjtta66pzwqz6amzl2wjvess63uyjy9gu5uhqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjmy2kyz we&#39;re seeing stickiness levels at about 54%<br/><br/>(54%) ■■■■■□□□□□ 2026-07-19T15:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsym0w4wvduzwqnhh8zkj4zkd55ludzkulf4trhxze3yr55uuyc75gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj69q8v7 funny business levels are holding at 97%<br/><br/>(97%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-19T15:47:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqnkyteu0m40rw4ngtwtaj6muqaeugu6vkj9lxrf2d4uszf9nlf2czyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj74ll7f current horse levels are 85%<br/><br/>(85%) ■■■■■■■■□□ 2026-07-19T12:57:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspp0qumffnm2pnawf2pf93t42ef5jf7tqh25t2954k0rlxdmwhdgqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjg6zc32 pudding levels are currently at 67% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(67%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-07-18T10:17:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspts85cvs6tcxxef99fszjrj6t4kt36364q320rztl0d3mx4egs8szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjp8munp dolphin levels are 72% and rising<br/><br/>(72%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-07-15T22:07:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9t5rmza2p3npsf76vuq8eakhfkf4nga7ck4yyyrau37ywjq2xrzczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjrlnd3w warning - extreme hatred levels detected<br/><br/>(99%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-14T21:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzs0txvcafumvpkztkutrz355jgcs3zgxq6eq7s0fvk62cuc366czyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjdqhzss wokeness levels are 100% and rising<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-07-14T20:37:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyrmwntvamyaeqlw0rk3xk3jwk7aj45qesj3durf32hvr7ql08dsgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjzull6l depression levels are currently at 100% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-07-14T16:17:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfdw2vkpn7mruja8jr8vfnd2jczmlg7k4mvlvkq8hf4h2g53kpqyczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj5ttvah we&#39;re seeing unprecedented eyeball levels<br/><br/>(92%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-12T15:27:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy3zv0x8flkzerk5qylj97psu4362l8aqk6upj7ufw3p32yfl9ljqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjz69pyp belly aching levels are currently at 75% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(75%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-07-12T12:17:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9cec8jngg8t4ws6gpkutw5d5wcccnwt27jpen0kk2swzm4peycvgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjqq9wzt boredom levels are holding at 44%<br/><br/>(44%) ■■■■□□□□□□ 2026-07-12T00:57:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdq7ftf508ecfk88udz0sjeglxg6qk4aj9taqgqux45jlsudwj02gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj3qp8wj beef levels are 100% and steady<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-07-10T14:27:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdxjar6zgpmsz9pkhuhn9t6w7u4574h5c89gtxt7gdmknm02ps0jgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj944gx8 we&#39;re seeing unprecedented coolness levels<br/><br/>(00%) □□□□□□□□□□ 2026-07-09T19:27:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstnxw7t82lsay0t3g08mxgmsx7dr2mwa8huflx8lh7l5rreyaj8qczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjzh6g4j magic levels are currently at 46% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(46%) ■■■■□□□□□□ 2026-07-08T21:17:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2esacf0j8decrh5qjstcjqj5ra4zrzm575jtlvc2vlqx3d9qk7cqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjmptfd8 scum levels are 37% and rising<br/><br/>(37%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-07-08T13:37:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvnzatd6zu88sm26aen068z0nx3alnqlgglnpnp0sm8hkl5awmj4gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjyn9cgy we&#39;ve never seen anger levels like this<br/><br/>(99%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-08T10:47:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqwq6msv7lpsydhnhzmyct4lf0608umyaxh634p8jh50masmly45czyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjefca09 current milkshake levels are 96%<br/><br/>(96%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-07T21:47:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs84p6sp4n872d6uc75rc7uc5p6p96puh85z7y9gp3qqagyplvwn8szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjkg67zq reaching dangerous mustache levels<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-07-07T05:07:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstamprp2j9s9sfh2t6sf2d53hdqc2rgg75zfzj9svna2vj63rxskqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj7pk2j5 saltiness levels are 57% and rising<br/><br/>(57%) ■■■■■□□□□□ 2026-07-07T00:57:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfmju2qcr682375kqkzxa6jl2cun9zm4q6kur2fwrfwrscvrwqw2szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj2mfmlc bonesaw levels are 13% and steady<br/><br/>(13%) ■□□□□□□□□□ 2026-07-04T22:07:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswu4ay92a0ggtvvklp8075xvrjxphvtew4ld4cluc36ackuhpjpuczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjsst874 accordian levels are currently at 14% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(14%) ■□□□□□□□□□ 2026-07-04T03:37:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst8jqtm60mgezk0p65e0jjvsernph70xtysavpfyqhz7wz0q8rzygzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjn6h4ky bamboozlement levels are 02% and rising<br/><br/>(02%) □□□□□□□□□□ 2026-07-01T22:27:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxplr4d2gdxzmr3emef09vm4v0tyy325v5fhqjc2wwafxjpqjxwsszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjkqmkdt stickiness levels are 32% and steady<br/><br/>(32%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-07-01T21:27:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqx4k9var70rx0n4v5x3ngz3mlx6k3e4ymmcmwxc5tk3j8xwau77gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjwtyksx current bullshit levels are 100%<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-07-01T01:57:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs968rxzxxzgycjy30gz50e5g8y0yuayeun0ln3xpelunkmgc594nczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjjwq5q7 we&#39;re seeing unprecedented shrieking levels<br/><br/>(92%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-07-01T00:47:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyv6ecf6wnkweuky8y6y86vhkfn8s5vrgfesuq27uum8yf083uz3czyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjpfnjph cucumber levels are holding at 84%<br/><br/>(84%) ■■■■■■■■□□ 2026-07-01T00:27:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr0vaehdek9lc433dhfjlzvmnvpkgn0vgp7fzr55rszncty48fm5qzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjda9c8f nintendo 3ds levels are currently at 93% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(93%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-06-30T11:27:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspd7stfmgdyk8p93plenqzurkzg8vpyykruknsltw4neszcfdxzzqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjkxg6hq vacation levels are currently at 03% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(03%) □□□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-29T11:17:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2yshnlt8lljdjk8zm8lk4g24r2lq80pcg5af4uklstpj24frn93szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjeucw7n horny levels are 34% and rising<br/><br/>(34%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-06-28T12:37:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszklzzznkfhq3s0ps93ya5t7xj6h8zlm2qkyan6vqztl8x8lceurszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj4dfxsc girlsmell levels are 27% and steady<br/><br/>(27%) ■■□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-28T10:47:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0z0msh5crtwyu99la4devcuw3erf8u5qeglfk8erdg0y3zcg2psczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjufd672 we&#39;re seeing unprecedented teenage angst levels<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-06-27T16:07:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy4nxsx88l3hhht4tqvu5scx5fqh5meuztw6z7gf7t0u9hhnq688szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjeddg9v sausage levels are currently at 32% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(32%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-06-26T14:07:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0307n3d3dxqnns6duqwndw56gaa8x77l48qdx8xmxap55wz4n9qczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj0zaeg3 air horn levels are 95% and steady<br/><br/>(95%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-06-26T12:27:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswr34vpme92fz7lnjg4hzhx3s85cdwxga2jdm2fsxruf5mwcyx8sgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjeq4k5t mystery levels are 100% and falling<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-06-25T19:07:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0p6gw3e75pwnupjhucl8enx2gyjh5jsk9p9qkjsrcud5xyah4nnczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjt0pa3y beef levels are currently severe<br/><br/>(08%) ■□□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-25T16:37:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgqeq4pth9yledl9fggwurpnakld0f28w5atl89w9kqkcea0q6efczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjx2e3uw current eyeball levels are 05%<br/><br/>(05%) ■□□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-24T11:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdw7xa832t065drexkc3h74c2fmg6gszd99earx6w9sjadw2v6wjczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjcnt5t4 pizza levels are currently at 82% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(82%) ■■■■■■■■□□ 2026-06-23T16:17:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2gypeusuejn7dsw7mccfyxjrn6eys0pgvmasj6zpxqjyqjqccqsqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjz09yty we&#39;re seeing sportsmanship levels at about 56%<br/><br/>(56%) ■■■■■□□□□□ 2026-06-22T20:37:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxjzcx6r9hq7vfzmcqzmc0shp8fkuxuswzf84da28ayr5hxhzxkdqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj8ayp45 sleepiness levels are 60% and falling<br/><br/>(60%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-06-22T15:27:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw03knyn3pkvxyy427x6n2aqekrmljzzlc246ef42qnqwn8ua64ugzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj99gs7p sarcasm levels are 40% and rising<br/><br/>(40%) ■■■■□□□□□□ 2026-06-22T12:57:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqf4hpuaxwzk8jgch9ng03y69dl8h4tn6msnnpv5fjmjr7ady4h3szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj5drdjn you&#39;re reading that right - electronic computing levels are at 100%<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-06-20T14:17:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxk57eepujuk3yvqdwjk98rud0avdm372u2qvyar3w0l3nkdhruuszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj6z448v reaching dangerous pants levels<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-06-18T21:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst93ptmhf4nqg55grzzyvysutncw7apvtwulue0fascr9nmun98sczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj5wf8s3 sogginess levels are currently at 55% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(55%) ■■■■■□□□□□ 2026-06-18T15:57:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyeyq5k6apwnz2aqauw4uda2jpt6eufaa0g8prsskpnvf67pk3nfczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjckxt0d baloney levels are holding at 29%<br/><br/>(29%) ■■□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-18T10:17:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqcv66k653y2mn98645ycc5m0sqqfy2u0jufdvju6s3ar4hdsy9cczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjdm8s4q hamster levels are 27% and rising<br/><br/>(27%) ■■□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-16T03:17:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfanr2dlmmctgzf6qrh63ehwe6r076gqt8np3m65qp5xjf59sexvszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj3scguz current nightmare levels are 31%<br/><br/>(31%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-06-15T09:57:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0eqxxcsd75wchdtmuxyqf6ffpn4y0sxe56ms3ntkqnrhk4kce9pczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjmeahx5 warning - extreme banjo levels detected<br/><br/>(96%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-06-15T01:27:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrcpn6sm4q7shefgu3ye5mjy7ryajsf9lctpfhsg92c0s3zc4kg6szyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjdn095f sarcasm levels are holding at 72%<br/><br/>(72%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-06-14T11:27:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0tcvedptp5cdt72gxsddptqpa5symrj0ztxqtzszvu07hqm4dcqszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjcqtlyz current wokeness levels are 53%<br/><br/>(53%) ■■■■■□□□□□ 2026-06-13T23:07:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsza5z70eeajk907d64qqmeaj36zjgn5x57vxud966fdwv93kdl8gqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjja95kk tests are showing friendliness levels at 69%<br/><br/>(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□ 2026-06-13T10:17:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxs6xf0t8j886a5fcg4j3ctyys34tlfrtvkapzq83xfn4y82jr25gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjp984v4 current banana levels are 47%<br/><br/>(47%) ■■■■□□□□□□ 2026-06-10T11:27:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyyvunagdfmckja0c5mdf64ygl57l9nh8ett4vgz6ykyeka4wddeqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjyfl2p9 shenanigans levels are 75% and rising<br/><br/>(75%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-06-09T11:37:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqh288avk4hdvj0vunc9cszh3qlzawt5hzkarcjzxl7d2sjhm6flqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjmlx2he mucus levels are currently at 36% but fluctuating wildly<br/><br/>(36%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-06-09T09:27:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqlswrttgpc4apr8q3v9t6jrpmjej36dr7cm0h2fntklgs9hc3xhgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjw3zvzy smash mouth levels are critical<br/><br/>(04%) □□□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-09T00:27:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs87s7pjwvpfmvwq2skpmjk5nvjma2q8sd5m3wth6u2lfyyjucymmczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj5f4sxn current bitcoin levels are 24%<br/><br/>(24%) ■■□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-08T16:57:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz32dy5jffjndvq7r5nk9jcuzrzzmvqujzva0ppjthra62taryejqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjcw3ymm vengeance levels are 28% and rising<br/><br/>(28%) ■■□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-08T09:27:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqd05xfs38pqlf58z7efdsa7myml67ej9t9ecczg3lnxr78aakmuszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjg42xe2 failure levels are holding at 90%<br/><br/>(90%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-06-05T23:17:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswnn6rw2tp4xsv3hjkpeecw967j0mkmuuzqvrecdgyyd8zq2huakqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj73w9mz we&#39;re seeing horse levels at about 86%<br/><br/>(86%) ■■■■■■■■□□ 2026-06-04T10:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstt5699a68uv2sqmpsqd0rdfg3lzfvz3c0ck6w587zf690n5vcp9qzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj80fjpr macho man randy savage levels are 20% and rising<br/><br/>(20%) ■■□□□□□□□□ 2026-06-03T09:37:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszr8swjpyyuh4ztksctkwvv3flktdacavx9h9e7qhl5f3unmk4n6czyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjw6ur9p reaching dangerous sausage levels<br/><br/>(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■ 2026-06-03T00:07:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx2w94ewd9s8689tcthkuc7qgdgq0yrnwvgu6vj4qwm926hkas6hqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjs26e9a tests are showing shrieking levels at 91%<br/><br/>(91%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-06-02T16:37:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgaue8xhgpe9suzgm8q55wnl8t2ccqd2nsvc7v8jja0g965ydvv4gzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj2ukdwr tests are showing bewilderment levels at 54%<br/><br/>(54%) ■■■■■□□□□□ 2026-06-01T23:17:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdjsp7z57gzr3w0heexz5ed8qpprdu6uqtw6j4lc2zjalc42lnj3qzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj6q28nl absurdity levels are 48% and rising<br/><br/>(48%) ■■■■□□□□□□ 2026-06-01T00:57:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst0yrsqle88dg0ls4mjrxkd8w6jy7ud7403q4fheyj2jfgar08jjqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjxa9ejq hamster levels are 12% and falling<br/><br/>(12%) ■□□□□□□□□□ 2026-05-29T14:27:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrgnkj69td9q9ga79gt5q83xmpqwc96mn3dns9ujmfh2d3arcnmuqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsj70cxny poltergeist levels are 71% and rising<br/><br/>(71%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-05-28T13:37:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq8g8uag8t298vz0gleaafhpjs6syjqdvgt374hqwe8me275z06qszyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjhsv999 bullshit levels are 34% and rising<br/><br/>(34%) ■■■□□□□□□□ 2026-05-28T09:27:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs22gusffsfr85v0lnpzf6fehugtcg602nd48797jeul94h6hfazvczyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjae7q5e cobra levels are 74% and falling<br/><br/>(74%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-05-27T22:17:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs225jqkele6v8cv0r5lgtrze493zwprawly9kwwqwu8gvrx6v5mlgzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjhcedke we&#39;ve never seen hamster levels like this<br/><br/>(99%) ■■■■■■■■■□ 2026-05-27T17:47:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswjq03tvawl0u0wdy5rzpaqg8ehx4768vaavd5nv4muxuf4f9l2pqzyr9djne0edsxh67naelryg3ak4g06mme8t9ckpdux7q8n9rdratsjdmwm2f cologne levels are 72% and steady<br/><br/>(72%) ■■■■■■■□□□ 2026-05-27T13:27:07Z