2026-10-27T15:18:35Z https://nostr.now Matt H SP https://nostr.now/npub1dw4wvk4vqre79jccz7tz5uycyasuclr5nccs2qkcgqg79xz3zppq57t5fx https://mediacdn.aus.social/accounts/avatars/000/092/423/original/eb564114f3f1746e.jpg https://mediacdn.aus.social/accounts/avatars/000/092/423/original/eb564114f3f1746e.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs08rfgnltsssd6k2ek5l22568jna6qaadxkfhcv4pzlfd4dp8pagszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyylp6gt5 How illegal is it to duct-tape your three year old to their bed? 2026-10-13T07:53:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsymgkf2fkjuugx7a4pvckxajqygeg2v092d3gfn4wydvu7ju2rhagzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyap05z8 &#34;Are you sure you want to uninstall Copilot?&#34;<br/><br/>Oh son. I&#39;ve never been more sure of anything in my entire fucking life. 2026-10-02T04:39:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsve6vmrm5luzxca0qvvjs0avs98h88jjj77hkg856jm0txs8xsqeqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyvpz7pq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs90ga5alvyf3qjdamsps2zu3hkwuxqg3eff50aj84yjmr5macm2nq2ulryy'>nevent1q…lryy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I actually got an entire ICAC show bag.<br/><br/>Squishy ball, phone charger and, the item that raises just so many questions about why it exists in the first place, an ICAC tape measure.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/221/026/066/024/717/original/9881d00e2229f9da.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/221/026/064/612/129/original/c8903686cda32365.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-05T23:29:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs90ga5alvyf3qjdamsps2zu3hkwuxqg3eff50aj84yjmr5macm2nqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyu88eej In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2ffu5a3jg9wnqpccqdt98e5yfm4w9q78p5d2h87d7vxzuda4cddctsnvc6'>nevent1q…nvc6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The ICAC is also aware of #ICACRadio and, I’m told, love it. 2026-09-05T21:26:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ffu5a3jg9wnqpccqdt98e5yfm4w9q78p5d2h87d7vxzuda4cddczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyywn59q0 I am HOWLING.<br/><br/>Erin got me ICAC merch. From ICAC. Apparently I am now a person known to the ICAC.<br/><br/>#ICACRadio<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/220/517/824/394/109/original/ae88ef0078d5a300.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-05T21:19:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgh868lq56qlmx7ftmfrlf3dw30v24h60k0hjwzehh4pkpuw3jahszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyfrg3uh <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/198/612/570/416/662/original/665c92f147ae352f.png"> <br/> 2026-09-02T00:28:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqmd8n7cwe6eyevm2cgx5k8pvqxf9hjnqq3y764g07gk7wfzdaupczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyn06glf LLMs are a bit like farts.<br/><br/>Once you&#39;ve dropped one in the wrong spot, everyone knows. 2026-08-10T02:56:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs89e3qkyjuqfldnjfxg7vz23v3lnl2lctyl7u06r4dpnzjev6y4cszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy00rdew I just had a job application ask me if I am familiar with the Drupal CMS.<br/><br/>Familiar? Am I fucking familiar, son?<br/><br/>COME LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE. 2026-07-23T05:23:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs86vd5k9q5vy9ydhsv5avvqx483nvxeuhqxxt6dk4acadtnezwwhszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyftyayg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz3m9qmtvkjckz597wsvh52rnu3hk5k7h966uxet4uuhsewhy9vhc37j5al'>nevent1q…j5al</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have just received an email from IT stating the Internet is down.<br/><br/>Not overly sure why that was considered the best method to notify everyone. 2026-06-12T00:07:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz3m9qmtvkjckz597wsvh52rnu3hk5k7h966uxet4uuhsewhy9vhczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy2hl2ng Aaaaaaand the office internet has shit the bed. 2026-06-12T00:06:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqm5sajw63t079xgsemdfc08ddujn09gmy87ndd8mv88yxyz29rhczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyy8vlpt Completed (as in, pressed play on the video and went and did something else for four minutes) my latest batch of cybersecurity training.<br/><br/>Time to update the label on my door.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/655/613/873/018/305/original/8d6ed50f0f2ce903.png"> <br/> 2026-05-29T02:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrvdnpthpdssr4fmswm0470vqpkv0juh8ccxdu4s84ksj52l3nm5czyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyx4sx0a Let&#39;s see what fresh hell today has for us. 2026-05-27T21:54:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9kfmqk3cta7d5lvezhvskn9j83ghpsu02jfp8m94r9th60uwuwzgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyrrgs84 “Which school did you go to?”<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/633/466/369/482/995/original/70665b2f14ea0248.png"> <br/> 2026-05-25T05:04:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd686j0vsz7pp0etmda8eqcnzpcjhr40wn04fgmgu4pldnvfrwx6qzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy3d65w9 What I absolutely fucking love about modern computer programs is that when I try to do the thing the computer program is, notionally, designed to let me do the the computer program instead does everything in its power to stop me from doing that thing.<br/><br/>I am trying to read a document. It is some basic text. No, I do not want an AI summary of the document, I wanted to read it. No, I do not care about how I can now sync my document to some cloud service I never wanted and that you only started offering so you can scrape every document uploaded to it so you can boil more lakes training AI models. No, I do not wish to explore the options menu. No, I do not care about this other program you wrote.<br/><br/>JUST LET ME READ THE FUCKING DOCUMENT JESUS FUCK. 2026-05-25T03:16:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszs43a3zdx3gzdmp43v3n2fepw22f3g3a8ywww6xxs8vxz3pg0l7gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyq8rgwz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspevncqnx23krnhu80t8we7uc2yydhjrdxve984vsfdy6k8wyntmsyqc3fk'>nevent1q…c3fk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We had a speaker at the day job that decided to use a late-90s/early-2000s cycling coach as an example of how hard work can turn and underperforming team into a winning one.<br/><br/>How did our cycling coach actually accomplish this? Doping. He did it with doping. 2026-05-09T23:35:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8pvs5n5852mxk42hxl9pz7f0ra0sq0g5l5cnhna4jyxggzg5egrszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy65nwht *salutes*<br/>#RespectingTheTroops<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/463/889/264/491/108/original/1ad8a0903b7df01e.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-25T06:18:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspucp0v6tglmn4xl8ga50gj74rlzdlrtc2u5meq6nchsqzpgzf4cszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyxfpe74 I have #applied for a new #job because we #live in a #capitalist #hellscape 2026-04-21T08:34:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfjz57e9r9alwc45mdfdhjvdemtu7s2s0wh3r3ct5ryws2njk7fwczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy2ts3n9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz843njm6ywjc34tf49xehfyje5jjfu29ncatvcac6dj0mn6hg3ngqwjpqe'>nevent1q…jpqe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>- The plural form is actually didgeries-doo. 2026-04-01T07:25:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz843njm6ywjc34tf49xehfyje5jjfu29ncatvcac6dj0mn6hg3ngzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyfjxffw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2z07gsu8uesmm5cqtgdlenl4nvrxuvchk553g54wsaeht3m5cjtq8lfqf9'>nevent1q…fqf9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>- Bored Ape Yacht Club to be the official technical provider of the Australia Card national identification system. 2026-04-01T07:23:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2z07gsu8uesmm5cqtgdlenl4nvrxuvchk553g54wsaeht3m5cjtqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyhtxzmg Ablo gonna announce:<br/><br/>- Pivot to LiteCoin as our formal unit of tender, replacing the Australian dollar.<br/><br/>- MyHealth records to be shared exclusively through the Kazaa file-sharing app<br/><br/>- “I don’t give a Gonski” to be added to the citizenship pledge.<br/><br/>- Qantas to be forced to exclusively only service Queensland and the Northern Territory. 2026-04-01T07:22:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgz2ffuwdmnegqj4e539mruw28zj5ny0ekmfy9y534fxc5nvmr27czyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyzxeuy9 Restaurants with deliciously threatening auras<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/280/925/894/692/884/original/d3ee06b51895a4fc.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-23T22:48:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstu6dvk8zm7v7nltnc7t5sd939wxlcfwzcjm5cg0xw6hya4vfd04czyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyuq3ksp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszguu9r90n8c56q4endzdpfax4djyutrlrqaaekv6nf24k20rhn4s55kqen'>nevent1q…kqen</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Along the river to the sea&#34;? 2026-03-20T02:12:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvnwahkk6ur7x9qm6ekuqymr8kmkke0z5tatmypwasfx2pgx75lxqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyrlkqk5 They should run a marathon from Parramatta to Martin Place.<br/><br/>Call it &#34;from the river to the CBD&#34; 2026-03-20T02:08:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxwkxh5a8elzf2j6tzny62knrsc82kdmuqffpjzvd6zh7cmehux0gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyymst5k4 goddamn tropical cyclones coming to this country and stealing our jobs<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/253/264/527/532/981/original/3a08c2682e2a1fed.png"> <br/> 2026-03-19T01:34:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq6wgg5q0snarukwv6z8z6d6z437ejz6nwsdxn9nhwmnalsajnpfgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy2txwdw Many people in my local area who have bought insanely large RAM and Chevrolet utility vehicles to complete their school runs are having a lot of feelings about fuel prices. 2026-03-10T01:26:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp99jhkcvgjjsm366l8u68t8jq407w4ypy0cmplh4mqeazrjqp76qzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy4kk6pf Newcastle having a totally normal one.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/150/081/597/450/530/original/206c6eb6740fad6a.png"> <br/> 2026-02-28T20:14:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyhj9wyukfwr5szlz4wys7ddz5uhwsv63j2st2r9nqrh9jfzw3q7czyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy7rqs7f Major major sausage that is look at the state of it. #b12hr #motorsport 2026-02-15T03:04:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqs8hlgetdk9q5zmpp2xjgtkc6hn9pdaqr5hxl2aswyd55paz20lczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyxdzu3q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0jvcaupa288p9nvzltf8jhpuux6es5l7wqwzng8k5nm99sn4jqgseg49ys'>nevent1q…49ys</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Then you see the front of the car when they brought it back to the paddock. Big impact. 2026-02-14T20:55:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst7733c5hcwwege89ryv9z0gghtdzfnyve0kp0tcgx27jzugmwmgczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyamux26 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf40cwt47ke3h65a774hvw6wlgmd6csnjv5zv9wua0yzvqc6c2w8q06e2wg'>nevent1q…e2wg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh fuck it really did. Big impact. That’s ripped the front of that Mustang to pieces. No wonder Mies was trying to clean his mouth out - it was full of kangaroo.<br/><br/>Hit the roo at full tilt down Conrod Straight. Big oof. #b12hr #motorsport 2026-02-14T19:16:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf40cwt47ke3h65a774hvw6wlgmd6csnjv5zv9wua0yzvqc6c2w8qzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyer2f6t What’s that skip? You’ve turned yourself into jam on the front of a Mustang‽ #b12hr #motorsport 2026-02-14T19:11:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdtcqxpjeskqzzeqjuvj7pycv9fnv8a4v5fvnpxcp0klc9807heqczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyycqr2c2 Piss or pee? 2026-02-06T23:33:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyj4dq70e6snc54s36n77l2f0f5ds98urqrfsdwqae45502ksapdczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyuc88ar Day job computer is spending upwards of 60% of its CPU capacity doing....nothing. It&#39;s just sitting there. 2026-01-26T21:17:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0jtswu3ldafs52n2lacs68pmkk4fjnjvxg952kajcu85pfg4yxxgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy9jwend Signs you are logging in to something you know you absolutely should not be logging in to.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/878/400/526/407/230/original/2cf3a11c4bc644b5.png"> <br/> 2026-01-11T20:41:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs09nxdzyh7ch78mlwwsg2du479psjzp3qsdwwkynh9lwaq506px0qzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy8pwtjf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszkalv4gjluh4vtvtv68teu2f933gfrvcf24fc69m9qa4c35pz42qsxfkk5'>nevent1q…fkk5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was referring to Casey Donovan. 2025-12-31T12:50:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstc0d0v57q5d9xwztqc0n62ss8l3afsszxg2d2xnewcsx82fpew5gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy5p9yxj Otherwise forgettable singer enjoys getting a regular cheque for performing at forgettable concert. Film at 11. #abcnye 2025-12-31T12:29:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0482jl3ynk9h4jv3jjnfjd7y00dsj0aqm9anekwwfz70qgzr7tkczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyh28xf5 &#34;[colleague01 ] and [colleague02] liked your email&#34;<br/><br/>dear god why are reactions to emails a thing that exists in this world.<br/><br/>truly the worst fucking timeline. 2025-12-18T23:09:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd402x7ywlmqr6zlank89s8adqntak49edkq7met5de6huatue6sgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy0t9ltl I reckon there is probably not a lot more that we&#39;re going to learn tonight. Unless you&#39;re waiting to hear from someone who was in the area, probably best to flick the TV off and go do something else.<br/><br/>Disaster porn, giving the media to continue to speculationathon, helps exactly no one. 2025-12-14T09:04:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstamlk7p8dk6tu0npl83z02rr6y9grgw6jlq0cwg8h379wqugkzrczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy0cp7xg Do you reckon people are ever going to stop writing it as &#34;X (formerly Twitter)&#34;? 2025-11-25T00:14:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfdgz64e9adq32cyhe2p9usyux5unmhemvgh93puv8dzxqsrk5eaczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy78cvxw Yeah?<br/><br/>Nah? 2025-11-19T08:22:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgn9gecc3qugqe3q9mtamx3kxpml2ztjszpn5vqg2z99lgnhv283szyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyl9cduj Contact tracing is back, baby<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/545/808/386/809/411/original/4ea89ffb1da85ba4.png"> <br/> 2025-11-14T02:59:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq6wtp2460v62hwcrf7f6usmx0t77eyla76mlsl0u5dy3tqfq86agzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy4v4kf9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspd2gst4zqkchs98nam6dkdexvt36lrfv5mx0pczy8m9v6lsksj6qxdwcw2'>nevent1q…wcw2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Also how am I supposed to submit, using the internet, a ticket if I am having internet problems? 2025-10-21T03:45:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspd2gst4zqkchs98nam6dkdexvt36lrfv5mx0pczy8m9v6lsksj6qzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyqnyumd How am I going to politely explain to IT that their new system for submitting tech support requests where I, as the person making the submission, get to choose the level of urgency means that I, along with every else, am going to mark my ticket as extremely urgent thus rendering the whole system meaningless? 2025-10-21T03:44:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszf4vm9hy5mxtphd25dl2vnufg2q7dux9kxawvsasvuhhynqxl6ygzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyrt0hk6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsydtje6czyf4jpfzdttll6ha5q6cfhux3s7djefz2vn08ndvxdsts5cm68a'>nevent1q…m68a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t understand why we need AI models to do things inefficiently when computers have already been made incredibly inefficient by just normal fucking computer programs. 2025-10-14T03:31:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsydtje6czyf4jpfzdttll6ha5q6cfhux3s7djefz2vn08ndvxdstszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyg7q455 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsysw3aqccw25zctlqzmpgn4ft6ckxyt2qx6gv8w6xrfcs79swsnxc8j55lm'>nevent1q…55lm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We sent people to the moon using little more than an abacus connected to a double-a battery.<br/><br/>Now I need more computing power than was produced in the entire last 40 years to open one fucking page of text.<br/><br/>We have strayed so far from God&#39;s light. 2025-10-14T03:19:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsysw3aqccw25zctlqzmpgn4ft6ckxyt2qx6gv8w6xrfcs79swsnxczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyytqc4gv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8jwcujkqr35r8u5dcjpshdt90tz6khtzyguk0m59xpch6uze8spczpy5sg'>nevent1q…y5sg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The computer is showing the desktop. There are no other applications running.<br/><br/>The computer is using 8Gb of RAM. 2025-10-14T03:16:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8jwcujkqr35r8u5dcjpshdt90tz6khtzyguk0m59xpch6uze8spczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy9ndarz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszw096dxcawxlcsm25vkgs4g0s4rdx2fxz8pk33kwq9epxagfcshsxr3xns'>nevent1q…3xns</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I am going to yeet this thing into the fucking sun 2025-10-14T03:14:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszw096dxcawxlcsm25vkgs4g0s4rdx2fxz8pk33kwq9epxagfcshszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy8qea5m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrcmy6ftsrpv6ry2sjk0cf8nm7afw0vq337pze0rrg2h4sa3mgnsq4qz9z9'>nevent1q…z9z9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;An error has occured and Premiere needs to close&#34;<br/><br/>Well that was unexpected. 2025-10-14T02:46:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrcmy6ftsrpv6ry2sjk0cf8nm7afw0vq337pze0rrg2h4sa3mgnsqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyyfhrar Attempting to open a video project on the day job laptop.<br/><br/>I will see you in three to six business days. 2025-10-14T02:42:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs80ztwssgulkt636upf5un69u5p9wyh5m80hu3mw2jczkscn9mdcgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyza2p94 “The AAMI driving test is on” <br/><br/>Do not. Ever. Install an app from an insurance company on your phone. It will never benefit you. 2025-09-27T05:03:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsprc0xm3n5cv87xky844e6keajdn52etyplxqfz6h8at3dv5t8gjszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyykkfw2z My computer has just reminded me that Apple Music has the lyrics to both the Jaws and Star Wars themes available for your next karaoke night.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/262/662/538/019/258/original/57cd5ad1879a9444.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/262/662/557/342/043/original/95efa309b6852d0d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-25T02:52:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswjucpjpesshx3az3cqsx3u6rths9mx5y3345tpuqhxr8r9vgu4eszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyynthamp Ahhh, the &#34;ChatGPT is telling our kids to kill themselves en masse&#34; moral panic has reached the local Facey group.<br/><br/>I&#39;m sure this is going to end well. 2025-09-18T00:33:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszhq9tnahwgvpp367gcy6rwmv6sz3xk2rmx8gka8h5ks4966w9afczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy6segh8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs029g3u7e44nrv8rf0chmrsn32tw9m75xvyecel2f7zdynayyjdpcw33r58'>nevent1q…3r58</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Also - surgeon seems to work on normal human time.<br/><br/>Called in a few minutes ahead of scheduled appointment. Out and back in the car in 20 minutes.<br/><br/>Glorious. 2025-09-02T05:29:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs029g3u7e44nrv8rf0chmrsn32tw9m75xvyecel2f7zdynayyjdpczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyp6psrz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspvwp57mav7mvfxn9m6hfk6a6rqgr7hntdl6qh5k3uxspeq5r683gmvwa2w'>nevent1q…wa2w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Will have to go back for another x-ray and follow up in a month.<br/><br/>Hopefully that will be the &#34;we&#39;re done here&#34; appointment. 2025-09-02T05:29:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspvwp57mav7mvfxn9m6hfk6a6rqgr7hntdl6qh5k3uxspeq5r683gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyywq4kr4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8g3prz7lztcsxelpfduf7f3qgxm2pf0hcrppw2aqgdtnkpzrj7usdnrz3f'>nevent1q…rz3f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good news!<br/><br/>Everything is proceeding in a good way. Can start ditching the splint and get back to doing things a bit more normally.<br/><br/>The overriding instructions were &#34;don&#39;t do anything stupid&#34; (sir, this is a Wendy&#39;s) and &#34;listen to your body&#34; (fuck that guy).<br/><br/>Probably going to keep the splint on at night as doing something in my sleep is probably the most likely way I am going to Hurt Something. 2025-09-02T04:28:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8g3prz7lztcsxelpfduf7f3qgxm2pf0hcrppw2aqgdtnkpzrj7uszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyqu2xpa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9htct2umkgluxyct2n7nwcrhsn433wk820f2vux8ngqy8u0ftnkqkerj93'>nevent1q…rj93</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Follow-up x-ray completed.<br/><br/>Based on the sneaky look I took on the radiologists computer, the bone is looking much more together than it was when the first one was taken.<br/><br/>Find out in an hour&#39;s time (human) when I see the doctor again (remember, doctor&#39;s time is not human time) what the next steps are going to be. 2025-09-02T02:42:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx2e9ula334d5furl4zqvl0ke70hn8889etdzvst54wnqhu7s2ecqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy75meya lol.<br/><br/>lmao.<br/><br/>no.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/108/977/681/471/736/original/af1707710c7bbfff.png"> <br/> 2025-08-28T23:27:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9htct2umkgluxyct2n7nwcrhsn433wk820f2vux8ngqy8u0ftnkqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy048v0y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyw8j65t8hg3df6jsvqq8tnx4w0h26lq8r583djjw4mxzapxzh6qcgp8ryk'>nevent1q…8ryk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Babby has provided some design enhancements.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/046/574/659/817/433/original/421f9c1aef352752.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-17T22:57:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyw8j65t8hg3df6jsvqq8tnx4w0h26lq8r583djjw4mxzapxzh6qczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyylanw6g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf85xvuhp3a3fh459zujn480q396augy8te58u40rapwdt5lcln5se45tcv'>nevent1q…5tcv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>New season handwear sneak peek.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/031/004/647/372/664/original/8a9608e809964a0c.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-15T04:57:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf85xvuhp3a3fh459zujn480q396augy8te58u40rapwdt5lcln5szyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyygg3vsg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2dunx3jr4tszmsz39yalvwucysq8y2n6azfvys424dpzp38f5xlg8terk0'>nevent1q…erk0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No surgery.<br/><br/>Going to have a slightly funky knuckle forever. No impairment or whatever.<br/><br/>Surgeon could fix the knuckle, but he says all out would do is make for a nice x-ray in the future, not actually improve anything. And surgery always comes with risk.<br/><br/>Getting a removable splint and regime of exercises. Apparently playing Xbox will count for some of that. ;) 2025-08-15T01:39:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2dunx3jr4tszmsz39yalvwucysq8y2n6azfvys424dpzp38f5xlgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy59af2e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfvz02rmu5wh70p84ezdvv6u3tshd9jgjz798a8mp5zfdn24cxm0cgwzvx9'>nevent1q…zvx9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Splinted. <br/><br/>Ortho surgeon tomorrow to find out what’s next (short odds on some form of surgery)<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/025/660/098/054/222/original/3111bb8d947ae8ba.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-14T06:19:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfvz02rmu5wh70p84ezdvv6u3tshd9jgjz798a8mp5zfdn24cxm0czyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyya9wm2e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgy36fprn3msx4lanmvdhy29g29m8hc5m2kxmwkyz7nm7pkxg9yfq2zcaas'>nevent1q…caas</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Doctor I saw yesterday just called: &#34;I have bad news.&#34;<br/><br/>Yup. 2025-08-13T23:34:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgy36fprn3msx4lanmvdhy29g29m8hc5m2kxmwkyz7nm7pkxg9yfqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyfxljxm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxc4sxuwdc8wxed609ly80ety6xmc5jf6d8nzk6fj9hd6dqlfqy4ckjgaxm'>nevent1q…gaxm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My dad, in the family chat: &#34;Good job having the break clear of joints. A bit of glue, clamp for 24 hours= all good&#34; 2025-08-13T23:09:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxc4sxuwdc8wxed609ly80ety6xmc5jf6d8nzk6fj9hd6dqlfqy4czyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyr5a9j9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgm6mley3rk3v6j3z59wvh36h2rpyc45a4kdr2g3qwhx8pd82u0uq8qrrss'>nevent1q…rrss</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My brother-in-law (who is a doctor): &#34;There is a fracture&#34; and this link<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rTsvb2ef5k">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rTsvb2ef5k</a> 2025-08-13T23:08:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgm6mley3rk3v6j3z59wvh36h2rpyc45a4kdr2g3qwhx8pd82u0uqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyggrdlr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrywxfj5cvt2x5gjn84eqe9m53g4vuyh8n2m96p2l03j0qvgyeucqumvt35'>nevent1q…vt35</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have the pictures!<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/023/900/668/235/265/original/174a7c7005f39533.png"> <br/> 2025-08-13T22:50:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrywxfj5cvt2x5gjn84eqe9m53g4vuyh8n2m96p2l03j0qvgyeucqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyylk6v8r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp4q99gtstha3y93uwaayzej4vfdjvk6rnvtv3ctepd57sf668tfg5ndfq8'>nevent1q…dfq8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Confined. My hand is very broken. There is one bone that is very clearly now in two pieces. 2025-08-13T05:58:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp4q99gtstha3y93uwaayzej4vfdjvk6rnvtv3ctepd57sf668tfgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyc04pym I have probabl broken my left hand which, as a left-handed person, i am sure is not going to be a big deal at all.<br/><br/>(I fell over trying to catch a cup i had knocked over in the kitchen this morning. I failed) 2025-08-13T00:02:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv54kgsx0zgn2s9kgltv7ftac8jxtshx4r85g6jy022zlh82g77tgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyylv96tr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxwwu2apu96r850gaa5xpkxtz3f97w54kppsdlz8wgh7ym4wu7zegmekgtt'>nevent1q…kgtt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>When are we going to realise that there is never going to be a &#34;build once, run everywhere&#34; system that isn&#39;t complete fucking dogshit. 2025-08-11T00:39:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr49jvgcf58twds575efdq0a25l7ldtjk0g0tea5hzdjnmmrfhd4szyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyl4lcf7 Hitching the viability of your business to a third-party that (i) owes you precisely nothing and (ii) has a long, storied history of fucking over its users is most definitely a &#34;you&#34; problem.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/984/082/972/674/444/original/19a34c9e3f1e9a11.png"> <br/> 2025-08-06T22:04:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0a3yy4699tkf3px2tw7xk2tg6xegus6wgsf57lyjt6822lug9y2gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyvpru3r The question I would ask here is why the NSW government feels the need to spend millions on stopping people having opinions?<br/><br/>It seems that not spending that money is a decision that is well within their power to make. And they are choosing differently.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/939/039/354/746/717/original/4c9e72745fe07183.png"> <br/> 2025-07-29T23:09:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfnzp878mkaa4kg593pcrg3nlre33wa4v7sxzm3jp4fq6jsk25dkgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyeg97wd Love to read a &#34;glossary of terms&#34; that is just chock full of using the term to define the term.<br/><br/>NO. BAD. 2025-07-29T06:27:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrz4vh4gzk8ml3t36z797g2jgprs5a8yz8gc4mtamntd0n2wfj5uczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyzu4c7w Gen X: worse than the boomers. 2025-07-26T10:36:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswa7puc6alqgpf9tyjhaguweqx2a73tugc644vncwkayqzkqwhylgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyq3k6mj Babby is a master of corporate writing already.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/871/486/370/967/973/original/ce0b8946890d38aa.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-18T00:50:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswahmpkmvrns36q9t78ccc3qh8n5fgdsjpdweayd3vasmxc6ef6uqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyylfmyuu OK what the fuck is the gravy thing and does it have anything to do with that fucking punishing Paul Kelly song? 2025-07-01T22:04:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhfs6w83md7ymg5hfetkvgkv5vl2r8xyqnq2v388pj3a828v2trszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyy998f3 that&#39;s what she said<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/747/358/294/961/966/original/8f4ab2c138a08a0c.png"> <br/> 2025-06-26T02:42:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqqee4lnq5r6uqht5n60t52lev6ttqg2l90m9vfewhlptrcs8z9gqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyya8ffgk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstl7pmnw35q90x5ljwry3ne55y5z8f45pjn6yc3j7d6qyzdv49gxg4y26vm'>nevent1q…26vm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The Aldi centre aisle is the world’s least appreciated modern art gallery. 2025-05-29T07:55:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst3j9d4zn853gjmd940r5udjj4ycte5tdmvxudeh4amsl5cpuy9dgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyj9y20e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfcmcuq94d5hkh5gyvnarqlty4dmtt95kyj6mlze2exm6rpsuc8zqg43s0z'>nevent1q…3s0z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can I grab a 100&#34; HD television, a half-scale table saw and an incredibly fucked up looking garden gnome?<br/><br/>Cheers. 2025-05-29T07:11:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstjeg0gwph85hgmdckj49p5q0mnp2kf0c78msm5x55jsmzzywektgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyvwhgh3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszk578p2awp54zasya34yzwvx8lek4l7fq4p0c4zxu00zq3sam8uqk57hnv'>nevent1q…7hnv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Have you met people? 2025-05-23T08:15:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp0dtk58m3m387dnxv2jfkdq50j88ek8g9whgf629v25zzjpuf5vszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyym6pknd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvjvds2hpe5ag954ffau32a4g07yhfty6puynqcfngrrzzfufml3spxtykq'>nevent1q…tykq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I their argument is more that “it could be hard for the alive people, if there are many of them on site, to escape because small road”.<br/><br/>To which I still say: efficiency. 2025-05-23T08:11:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8xt6fx3ghuj7z2rexyjzp002daj9wm8vfuuykzav6gc8ez20ja7gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyywn0sjh Fighting the building of a cemetery (partially) on &#34;it&#39;s in a bushfire zone&#34; seems silly to me.<br/><br/>If anything, that&#39;s very efficient: <a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-23/douglas-park-cemetery-plan-halves-capacity/105317632">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-23/douglas-park-cemetery-plan-halves-capacity/105317632</a> 2025-05-23T07:46:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0kzc8en3td89hr5h4eaeqnau5hzmwds8fnh4ygnk93pdxqctvjhqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyymhck8s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstk0x3shyf2h4whdag7gw6f5tqg53xu260aaajhaxmet3khstde4c3mcx25'>nevent1q…cx25</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;That is a big boat. And it is stuck&#34;<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/553/804/321/166/660/original/95d2006ac176da77.png"> <br/> 2025-05-22T22:20:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstk0x3shyf2h4whdag7gw6f5tqg53xu260aaajhaxmet3khstde4czyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy90my0r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst26g5zl6p22lhs86kgeq4csqhn3f6d4l6903r07kh044lwnxavagcktw2y'>nevent1q…tw2y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Big boat stuck<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/553/792/396/382/828/original/ac5de425b56101ba.png"> <br/> 2025-05-22T22:16:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst26g5zl6p22lhs86kgeq4csqhn3f6d4l6903r07kh044lwnxavagzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy35ud85 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2jd38lzkz4mk0mkm0aec6hxlau828pn4fxgx7ray4dtz2ttg3qugw9j6tw'>nevent1q…j6tw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;I regret drinking so much before jumping on AliExpress,&#34; said Johan Helberg<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/553/750/664/546/296/original/1d5f634658df57ee.png"> <br/> 2025-05-22T22:06:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2jd38lzkz4mk0mkm0aec6hxlau828pn4fxgx7ray4dtz2ttg3qugzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyysw6mj3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqa2ul0s0qyytvmgdft66gl0pq0yrmn4a66wl9ml8cfnhy8285rssefcp86'>nevent1q…cp86</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/551/133/914/128/560/original/984850c24a49a8ae.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-05-22T11:00:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqa2ul0s0qyytvmgdft66gl0pq0yrmn4a66wl9ml8cfnhy8285rsszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyw0yw8n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs230qnrqxalqxur0qa2vw3fvkcnwewnjz7q4nmhrdlkqzt205m20q05680h'>nevent1q…680h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Waking up to a big boat on your door step is why you don’t drink and AliExpress. 2025-05-22T10:16:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs230qnrqxalqxur0qa2vw3fvkcnwewnjz7q4nmhrdlkqzt205m20qzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyykc90u5 “Yeah mate. Dropped it off. All good. Heading back to the depot now. See you soon”<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/550/889/379/208/845/original/559a5c55490891ba.png"> <br/> 2025-05-22T09:58:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2vmr2tgyjfa87z7v84gcrgeh5y5ruc3hzc8q6qfsyy6vgupyav0szyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyrz3dxe If you didn&#39;t want courts to repeatedly find that you did war crimes, I would simply stop asking courts to look into whether or not you did war crimes.<br/><br/>But I would start by simply not doing war crimes.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/514/677/199/212/487/original/f384a16ed1b9125e.png"> <br/> 2025-05-16T00:29:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0ju56z2hs58xl8dgksmcjgms8dqyft0734s4vxj0g24c08fp60qzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy8axq3c The last paragraph of this week&#39;s Crux, from [@daedalus](<a href="https://eigenmagic.net/@daedalus">https://eigenmagic.net/@daedalus</a> ) ...<br/><br/>Yes.<br/><br/>Fuck yes.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/498/394/322/440/008/original/6d5a58e4446d6dcf.png"> <br/> 2025-05-13T03:27:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvfy9w8fnvurhc5778ke7wjgtc2x055ygwwaw8kn2kxzzsk3f9q7gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyxzj4cd Attempting to today was a mistake.<br/><br/>If you have not started to today yet, can I suggest you do not even bother with it.<br/><br/>do not today, today. Just stay in bed. 2025-05-12T21:59:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdc5xzrcwyw50uhet0jsrqpamm45wfrnywhweyzxuz7txvnvnvdgqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyjaual7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqjyf560khml9fytusfucr93dhd5rxhvxek50cyv27s5uq5sdq0gdjgndv'>nevent1q…gndv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh man. I used to watch the techs at the day job do that as part of their self-rescue training and let me just say this: no.<br/><br/>I was quite happy to try my hand at a lot of what they were doing (much of it is fun* and I like to actually understand how stuff works). But that? Fucken nope. 2025-05-09T05:30:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqdmza73fkyv7t95d9u98nafa3r7vwfal5dhvqgtyc6zr6uxrzylgzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyycspqcm Kiddo has decided to trawl through the toy collection and find every fucking toy that makes a noise and have it make that noise repeatedly and I am right on the cusp of opening the cupboard under the sink and taking a big &#39;ol swig of bleach. 2025-05-05T07:21:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgqpelkwxztq5p03savvjznt6896yt6zgtl4czduvvn6ed8nth47gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy0ugz96 It is looking as though obtaining the democracy sausage may prove to be something of a challenge today.<br/><br/>The polling booth I was going to go to seemingly doesn&#39;t have one. And the other ones nearby are apparently going to have packed up by the time I get there.<br/><br/>WHAT THE FUCK. I know this electorate is known for constantly electing a deadshit as their MP but fuck me what a fucking travesty. 2025-05-03T01:53:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstkfp62ts22t6xa5h6wr3nh0h4er2ly0vl3k2rht9uugzgtxja9hczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyykcued2 Pope dead? 2025-04-21T08:25:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdehfpq9gdmjdlfmz5lmnp8htmp59pmp7rddgcv8ng6r78qy3j4kqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyl973m9 Local pub out here giving the kids nightmares with an incredibly fucked up, and assuredly unlicensed, Bluey visit.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/374/000/399/137/704/original/d037bb0c8ce70cfd.png"> <br/> 2025-04-21T04:12:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg4p53vnxldtpde3y96x938h4t3yswk4qcczsdeex6jnjrayw0q6gzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy3djt8q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxq82hdk0awe4e94umdw3qrfsgzhd4d9vwuv5xc3dj49hks0pumvsdwzpgs'>nevent1q…zpgs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Computers were a mistake. 2025-04-08T02:27:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrkfhuvytgtrca2gu77j8efmumd7e9eh486zmys9904kcq9eyhxjqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyycv78xw Are you using Shopfy to run the backend of your ecommerce store?<br/><br/>Might be time to start exploring alternatives before they absolutely cook you.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/298/999/350/844/008/original/6f874d9a9aa38615.png"> <br/> 2025-04-07T22:19:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg8cz30yga5afpqmhgp7xs9279q4093tuwk84rdn7q098zg8g9xdczyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy6sdtmj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgq04glj8tw85hp80wze57cx4jres53rp305gfkn54jxexq2upnkqphctsc'>nevent1q…ctsc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nope. I bake one (1) thing and one (1) thing only.<br/><br/>Erin is doing a couple of things, so is the kiddo. 2025-03-26T07:57:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqh60z32gh6pu37upjz4yhqvtm286lz6s8dwz4f6s5fs8j58qarvqzyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyj3lq3t I have received my receipt of entry in to this year’s Camden Show.<br/><br/>Having scored a podium spot on debut last year with my shortbread, I am aiming firmly at the top step this year. 2025-03-26T07:40:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0nxtelsxhrkn29f7f4vwrszw8mycsuqqrlmxjrrpyaqm5kv3j7mszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyycs7e07 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9tq7p3fxehwma8l6everm35yaklhhswdu45n3segj23knpff4d7scv0t7p'>nevent1q…0t7p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That’s what I’d do if I found myself in the secret high level government group chat discussing war.<br/><br/>I’d wait, putting my story together quietly. Not saying anything. Not revealing I was there.<br/><br/>And then, moments before publishing I’d offer: “sir, I think we should implement the ligma protocol. It was designed to handle exactly this situation.”<br/><br/>Then someone, and I reckon there’s a 99% chance it would be JD Vance, would respond “what’s the ligma protocol?”<br/><br/>From there it would be a simple “LIGMA BALLS SUCKER” as I hit publish on the story and sent the press release. 2025-03-25T06:35:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9tq7p3fxehwma8l6everm35yaklhhswdu45n3segj23knpff4d7szyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyyffuwcf Did old mate from The Atlantic reveal himself to the group chat with a ligma balls or a bofa deeznuts line?<br/><br/>I assume it was either one or the other. 2025-03-25T06:33:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxfmnrjpsxcxvs6nj8p9k5hefvauf9r2yv5uazyy5z72jzmtnlwuszyp464ej64sq08cktrqtev2nsnqnkrnruwj0rzpgzmpqprc5c2ygyy28y403 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsytq27agrm93vdf8zdt99777ak2e85506qnd6rvuacrehetjr7y2s058344'>nevent1q…8344</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes mate you stand on the roof well done good for you.<br/><br/>(Did you know he does stunts for Mission Impossible? Because THRUSTA knows he does stunts for Mission Impossible and will not shut the fuck up about it.) 2025-03-07T09:19:12Z