2026-10-22T05:35:15Z https://nostr.now Booooooogan Five https://nostr.now/npub1dnqned2t9l7jv2r2zlzgmap6dvfz2me5m5hgsm9g3ukhp3m4xu6qyryqks https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2y9lgtthrmyc2mcw2nmsmk842f8fvf2mw783yy5c2nrg9hnvcvpgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnga99rkz A Ben Diagram shows all the ways <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1c6z5ztjge4tu2d9re0cq73q368q7cm7fcwjcgs8j38qamxtr5tlssuq3gp" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Bena Lugosi</span> (<span class="italic">npub1c6z…q3gp</span>)</a></span> ‘s life overlaps with yours. 2026-10-25T07:48:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2rj5m0qspw638ragt7z9006z2p4qq72pqdq39pthexdrw9peq2vszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngpdprlw The word, “acronym” is actually an acronym for “A Cheat for Remembering (Or Not) Your Message.” 2026-10-10T21:25:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw8679506tfcqtftwt5ywljkw9kyke9wu83j03pzs2pgfj9zkzjfgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngg43tyt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswyhq74k5klhmsc9urpwrdup5cq6m4wuhnp98lmkn9jlpv27ccppcjsymuy'>nevent1q…ymuy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s really a new koan you have asked. Is Alice still a hot dog? Does she exist in a time where she is not a hot dog? Are any of us not a hot dog, really? We may never know. And isn’t that the beauty of life? <br/>*takes bong rip* 2026-10-10T06:12:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyf5ejvwannwledy9sv7aldcs48m0wkj3jgahhrn29jfjdf9xk84czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngmf50p3 Them: I like your fake spiderwebs for Halloween. <br/>Me: Yes…fake…for Halloween…of course. 2026-09-30T20:31:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst0zu4chyhxd4mu7nvrxeqr72lk8sryvql0z0m45csg604l7am97szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng43psze I know this is going to sound crazy, but what I’d most like in a printer is one where, when I tell it to print something, it prints. 2026-09-28T06:19:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspyhpdpu3wjk2gydn3pwhxadfmjqdnh4anen90vzamygejdkwsjqczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcsa67l *comes to the Fediverse for some laughs*<br/>*leaves the Fediverse curled up in a ball waiting for death* 2026-09-13T06:54:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxzky3w3fh8l07nvvjw29lycwq0y0erycmxwza5253svyczr9566szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqly7yn Me, about to eat ass.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/262/372/438/914/345/original/c425dc217c778e81.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-13T06:53:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv8kxqhlatnkuvvn2hkwj583mu205hnd0zgypekgy6qyxtr9399sgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngq58rp8 When Dr. Doom does it it’s just “scrolling.” 2026-09-09T06:43:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsptmg8kat4xk67sncw6a4z9xj9n5g4953me5e5cm6a735n2q4vskszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngtvhed8 I need to make napping a religion so I can practice my rituals daily under the guise of religious freedom. 2026-09-03T06:29:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv2e56p7g03ntk9tqk2w2s6rmwgyur6rffxzljhcynuqye7u3k07qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngszerrx That which doesn&#39;t kill you probably maimed you pretty badly. 2026-09-02T05:18:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfd35f6jzd250355ag6ax60qx9kgjejw49wdsfx5l2kaaznywy4jczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngevuadp Is it just me or is the percentage of assholes in the world on the rise? 2026-08-19T02:48:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg28cl97jjyf58gcxge0axfa8tsw276vs3kynws8mt7f3ht697vtgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng40u420 People who are bummed when they only get 5 or 6 boosts don&#39;t seem to realize that that is 90% of all active accounts in the Fediverse. 2026-08-13T00:50:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqrcj7qfzvkvhp7trpn26y2h3hw6yuucq5ds2vw6mmrg078uycayqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngterurg They should invent a shower that washes away all your anxiety and depression and leaves you at peace. 2026-08-08T03:10:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgtsdnj79e8m9xfw2tw3nwgegu37dacu4z2gh65mz90mpjxsgqkygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngxszjah I want the opposite of time travel. I want time freezing. I want a way for tomorrow to never come and this moment to live on forever. 2026-08-07T05:42:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfdkkp048rnua2qx3vhwv5ecdud6vefkj956657emchy9w66r3lqgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngak5d8m Reading military strategy books to learn how to get my dog to take his pill. 2026-08-01T00:49:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr4f9fj27qaavq7ve6n84m2tl0n6kvl97apdyagmnlkzl82e9j4tszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngu4ep9r At the end of this call you will have the opportunity to take a brief survey about your favorite dinosaur. 2026-07-29T20:49:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqk9hj20rljqj6uqkfkw8t7exrps2nttl2ch69wjvldd4hs7tclwczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngrcjatr I went on a vision quest.*<br/><br/>*saw the optomotrist. 2026-07-29T04:42:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0saz4mtd98zgt3y3thr7zlmupwf40z2ne7jvgr2n27l85nf0ccmczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngfpmvj3 Remember to be kind, you dickhead. 2026-07-27T06:27:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstmwysz59zwdfv5eax25vypf7ewk5u0rt7xa54u6m3vz7klcz54rczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngl6unee How many quote toots in can we go? 2026-07-16T17:54:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvzxptee8wglfq6l3hdpgw4tcu8rf8ex8kqgpk39dhs9zgwwv9m2gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngnulkdu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsye6uws7g8c9auhdxc2ngx2djcxx5tnmejyrew4zvr35yuvx50wxs6g5l0u'>nevent1q…5l0u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What a great project! Looking forward to more time fades. 2026-07-04T17:10:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq7cdmae05hcsy2umpzw0phedck2973uvjayfda7u26xsxwzl8wdqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaqk4lr America is 250 years old today and, like many seniors, it shows signs of memory problems, has fallen victim to scammers, and is struggling just to stay alive. 2026-07-04T16:39:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqv6j63en6td8u8jtve9my9kgaaps8xgw4a2d8xjt9cazvru7mwjczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng42ctxk What’s the WORST piece of advice you’ve ever been given or read? 2026-06-14T08:04:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgf88lgzxvcszqgwn5rhjt06ghgh4d0eamt8mlt745tnzq4yscnyqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngsdfn4l #SubToot<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/740/371/562/109/796/original/a4941a40ef0a5b3d.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-13T02:12:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspts0xhud5dp7ahh7v2j0e68px9v4u6djpepwlxrp903ejacfw7tczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngm03zhe #SubToot<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/740/360/982/826/515/original/a8cd555df09d28fa.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-13T02:10:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs238r9a8kszsat4hdzpxmt5jul3a5gt5v5kkqn3rdkxrql4e65z9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng7wdtd2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd6s0lh8zmrw9vmnw8a6gehr72ayy9xckfz3lzahcyztktpy90akg3zm0t4'>nevent1q…m0t4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s true, but I had also heard that when you edit it, it doesn’t necessarily update all versions of the boosted toot. Have you heard this? 2026-06-09T18:30:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvf5e7553almyek4he3a67gr8vuj024kvhmgy4ctcugkmfv47eknqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnghajw6q Typos in a toot are like hairs in a soup. “Oh, it looks delicious, but…” 2026-06-09T17:53:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqyjsum0pucqqsn8gztcm5lx5ap70fajdh2caxcgv6nwltg2kx6aszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng4wahtw Does annyone else feel like there’s always a million things to do? And that everything takes way more steps than it used to? And nothing is ever done right the first time now? Or the second? Sometimes third? 2026-06-08T06:26:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2m48wzs8m5jywkec8gjc8lsuasahqy4y75krejemgy4hu4xh694szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng344ty4 Has any seen my motivation? I can’t seem to find it. 2026-06-07T18:01:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfgxueh9axdngyuypnv7tfthk65mrxvtev8m69ut0f5xhuhg9cufqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnguvlnjl My dog is looking at me like, “This thing you call ‘work’ is bullshit,” and I have to admit, she makes some good points. 2026-06-05T00:15:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrr9afyx7dcvt6jt55chqjhgqljwgkuhsl0vaf35ykegkpzz4t8xgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngnk28zm Maybe if we had all worked on our abs more none of this would have happened. 2026-05-22T05:29:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs80xk8l0pv5ntazrrncc805u6xrdjhwp6lx4q9vylzxpde27d4dhqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngre6ztk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0nx8sfm208nrsyexurqye33zym4z33jct6qad7t5wm4facge3qagar6dyj'>nevent1q…6dyj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>[comedic flushing] 2026-05-22T05:28:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsquz2htpdv3ynfda66p3uvcgpefnccu84j69nrzgyyn0ntg46z9zgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9lqja0 Tear off sheet on a pole, but instead of information about a lost cat or dog, it’s a variety of poems that you can tear off and take with you for when you’re lost. 2026-05-19T05:29:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswld34zkwle6a0m9sw0vq2aqjs20dmvgglqwp9dhxl4j47y2qg7lszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng36sspa Inside of you are two wolves which makes it OK to use the carpool lane. 2026-05-14T02:53:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzwcp6y220tuqgac3ystlqeg6nxx5kucd4jnff8u0r4nhpaggulczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaxhv5a We told our landlords we have a dog now and they want to charge us $30 more a month. How the fuck is this dog going to make $30 a month? It’s got no skills. It can’t type, can’t answer a phone. It certainly has no references. 2026-05-10T07:28:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz0xy85u62zqs8u22p90fth7naqchxdqdj24hk5rpckyztqfp25zgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngt7zqgn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs988m8a0ku5sn69vyk8fn2rhew769d9rwwngtcset8m28ngxs643s0tu6w5'>nevent1q…u6w5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>About fucking time. 2026-05-10T07:24:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9e70cphute28w6tjtuh8y8xkpjf98sk4n7nvdgzeufx8kzta0m4czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngvn3ue0 Every time I go on LinkedIn I have to take a shower afterwards and cough up a bit of my soul. 2026-05-06T05:23:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxhfs2xhfmzpea7wc0mwusvururzyeldcgx58j56kawqstgcwsgrszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngf0ecxp &#34;I can&#39;t be bothered.&#34;<br/><br/>Really? I&#39;m bothered all the fucking time. 2026-04-30T05:31:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdlr2c2nwt769sv9cl2sqphexq8w39gs6gz24gqz9777pnwfdmanczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngr3hvtq You know if you search for &#34;napping&#34; in Indeed you get ZERO job results. It&#39;s almost like it&#39;s not even a desired skill. 2026-04-30T05:27:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxrvnuzuh3p3nq7l0ze65nywq8qcq28lgytw6qcz7ghqz52c85h8qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngnqxf8a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfl7ffwh6d3pz7c6deyutnye48xe3zvpxmte2syd43pkwcdvdjy8sggwnml'>nevent1q…wnml</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Top Five Honor Club Discounts, NOT Bat&#39;leths 2026-04-29T19:56:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2uw6exu9kstdjqlj9wfysvrr72dgdp0ssdddsy8a6nqzl6j2z54czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngfknwa5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs99tvj67a04spmf0euvpsky0f806hsynmcagw3nu5wnl2fzmew3gge3gt53'>nevent1q…gt53</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Show them your Honor Membership Card. 2026-04-29T19:51:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstqdr5cxu7tc68fsgudj68l5dz93gzf5f8xc7fuwv3j5w7qknnsqqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngs0xdj2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp3x8aesrff5c2rvhlrgd42ysg5zr4aahwufuuk6qjgjdmecvq9psk68y9e'>nevent1q…8y9e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It feels like a gorilla throwing barrels is about to appear. 2026-04-29T14:51:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszjknv23t5zqe9krl5lqc650tgg8mjykvtj2y8j9gqc92qrlt4fdgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngjt2rwx Interviewer: Why did you leave these jobs after such a short amount of time?<br/><br/>Me: Because they were toxic environments with awful people working there and I care about my mental health too much. <br/><br/>Interviewer: Oh, this definitely isn’t a good fit then. 2026-04-21T06:50:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxlxcde20fur48dsu2wq5lj4wpfjshrnlxaeuuwc8krmd8epxy0kqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcqxhj5 For a very late #FollowFriday I want to recommend <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1asmyha69njurf83cyqk7uwyp2ecmyvg3avscugwzc5a47u4zlfvs9u646p" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Chris Silverman 🌻</span> (<span class="italic">npub1asm…646p</span>)</a></span> whose art is made on their Iphone Notes and it is always interesting, often funny, and definitely provocative. They’re worth checking out. 2026-04-20T02:51:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2rkdfjcahaxn78dgrud583u5v2rnhcjp89fcjq6lnu5zxvrm3wqczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngc0d9qd Can Zohran Kwame Mamdani also be my mayor? Is there a limit to how many cities he can be mayor of? 2026-04-16T05:57:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0r6xf7xw87xcnynpe60tk5xet5h2w7zjde4ssrf3dps9at9m63xgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkcm9tk <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1c6z5ztjge4tu2d9re0cq73q368q7cm7fcwjcgs8j38qamxtr5tlssuq3gp" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Bena Lugosi</span> (<span class="italic">npub1c6z…q3gp</span>)</a></span> hey, you’re part of the top 2000 most followed people on Mastodon, out of 10,000,000. <a href="https://most-followed-mastodon-accounts.stefanhayden.com/?q=Thebreadmonkey">https://most-followed-mastodon-accounts.stefanhayden.com/?q=Thebreadmonkey</a> 2026-04-15T06:59:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswfpq2xlfy4rgs9wyc742r35dhm9sucphrc8mu2f8s74rdq2n743szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngepkejh Sure, I do Vibe Coding, and also Ouija Math, and Use the Force Science. 2026-04-15T06:33:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2vvdph6fjyg0s3pdrncqwlxj6n4k8kcymwg8gnm8creparmzewwczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn9xpq3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgsnqdc44u6d4ta3fcqvkh3uletsx5ghtdefn0zjtffuqjg4cx8tsra9cyk'>nevent1q…9cyk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That’s…a lot. 👀 2026-04-13T06:21:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr8cwyntd4pue2qynm6g5d09zqx5mja7stmp089w097m85zs25gdqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9q79uh What are you addicted to? 2026-04-13T06:15:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs258e0pdzlyr6dfe3mf09q9z8sxxqhdfpmugrz7pylpsarg4wxhgszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkn6a64 My LA Story<br/>Sunshine, beaches, palm trees, home.<br/>I drove away sad. <br/><br/>#Haiku 2026-04-04T20:51:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyurgrcnqs6c6yvmxgfq28nwy25mwgch5tmqdehshspp3427660jqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnge8evm3 Ejaculation<br/>Pollen all over my car<br/>Show some restraint, Birch.<br/><br/>#Haiku 2026-04-04T20:43:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswka69hjkq827tz38ffeh8ya23jrz0rxcgs6hs2dwgman74502j8czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqxuewm I’m old enough to remember when the internet screamed at me instead of the other way around. 2026-04-01T14:23:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxfvapjj8q8x00lm3fs34jv63nrsaf2ve6pc96354pdakfksjscsgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqvje4n I’m sick for the first time in a very long time. Everything hurts. Please send…betterness? 2026-03-28T05:36:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2u8rprzxq5exm2l4ypfus60lajvxffzerftt22s783mghrzmkufqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngvelfmr If someone says a toot “went viral” in the Fediverse, to you that means it got: 2026-03-28T00:19:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq9a9y439x3v9c9prtgydacwh8ravd37f593tg88962d7zy9ty64czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngtwxnzx Yesterday I had a unique hiking experience. A music student from a local university composed an hour-long piece of music with more than 8 instruments. The music was based on the noises of different creatures in the wild as recorded by local wildlife researchers. So a different instrument was assigned to each noise. Yesterday, several musicians were placed in the valley of this hiking trail where the noises had originally occurred but that were now replaced with the sounds of their instruments. While this occurred, a small group of us hiked the trail. <br/><br/>It really did feel like the musicians were wild animals occasionally making noise in the wild. It was also an interesting experiment in keeping time with other musicians at great distances and playing off of each other. (There was an element of improvisation as well.) It ended in a culmination of them playing together, like the forest coming alive. <br/><br/>I wouldn’t buy the album, but I loved the wackiness and uniqueness of the experience and I feel like we need more of this in the world. <br/><br/>#BeSilly <br/>#WackinessNow<br/><br/>EDIT: Adding a video sample.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/276/317/237/049/228/original/41eaa3e4b092b2a9.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-22T18:21:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvscql45lxc0uz907mr0spu7x6k3z84yt5lxyrewyaee5fgksyn0qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngv3cnpq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw5ttkd7usuw0ngdujj97km99zjzsl4ekh8lqtc55uj55xnfvvgeshz4xma'>nevent1q…4xma</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is just so lovely. The poem and picture apart are great already and together they are just very heart warming. 2026-03-22T00:00:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvy7j9xq6ud3wvf2wjdgllwcy0r9fytasgjrry58nzgf7uwq24z5gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqpgfya Your order is being packaged.<br/>Your order has shipped. <br/>Your order is with the carrier. <br/>Your order and the carrier really hit it off.<br/>Your order went out for drinks with the carrier. <br/>Your order is developing strong feelings. <br/>Your order went back to the carrier&#39;s home.<br/>Your order did things it can&#39;t talk about with its parents.<br/>Your order feels alive for the first time.<br/>Your order is in love.<br/>Your order started a new life.<br/>Your order isn&#39;t coming. <br/>We apologize for this delay. A new order will be shipped to your shortly.<br/>Please rate our service on a scale of 1 - 5. 2026-03-20T20:28:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw5l2nzurrkdxrp3lmvru94ssfctmlwksghalm8906688dz4ythxczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngc9rnht Which country are you tooting from? (And city if you feel like it.) <br/>And what is your favorite breakfast? <br/><br/>Please boost for a wider audience. 2026-03-07T08:32:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzzdmt65f4wk57mtslkgzlnap556yeejxlp76gya5hvk46paq5zczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglh9xwk I just want to go hide from the world in a cave somewhere. But like a really nice cave with AC and heating and lots of pillows. 2026-03-07T06:34:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsquyqrpapsge7pq4wj2ygtnj4kma6n4facf82v4hj0hmgj4up8rcszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx0vstl We are: 2026-03-03T07:09:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswn9y7kuhvzd8mq5fvkhqjr6mgln3scu205tzv5ahu3ulpjyjgcdszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng4kur7z You can close those tabs now. You’re never going to use them. 2026-03-01T18:52:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszjd3t02twujhwke4wqk98ata86xsndc3wfug520nqtgpswys8w9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngu7x26c My Fediverse residuals keep getting smaller and smaller. Also, I haven&#39;t found posting work in ages. Can you let me know if you see any job openings?<br/><br/>#ShitPoster <br/>#LookingForWork 2026-03-01T00:13:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrmwc54fme7tuehjyjt8ev5msnekeznak9pw20z4q5vw6arx7cx3qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngktkmpm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs88q5tekgzma0ktsugenrxafqjmymec3a2l384cefwztafe4wtn9csszm0z'>nevent1q…zm0z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well, minion comes from a root word meaning “darling” and henchman comes from root words meaning “horse man.” So it depends on how attractive the followers are. An attractive follower is a minion. An unattractive follower is a henchman or henchwoman. Maybe “hench person” is best. I think they all fall under accomplices. 2026-02-27T18:09:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdvk9xudujrvjzcqml2hpncazmxxsn986g205kxesx0jl358a8g9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx584ld In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszarx6dagxqpeyrghcnrg8sxven45xkrnu6akvg5x880jq0n50vfcava45d'>nevent1q…a45d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some questions you may want to ask yourself:<br/>- Do you collect minions? <br/>- Do you have desires for power in a way that seem kind of extreme to others? <br/>- Do you dress in clothing usually reserved for kink parties? 2026-02-27T17:53:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxrdnvx5t6qlsnuhw8f2w3gzuc8cfacskys9n6xwtupxp296lrtdszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngd3h37r The first sign of an evil villain is that they excessively laugh at their own jokes. <br/>(I’m looking at you, Skeletor.) 2026-02-27T17:47:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfja7tttrxh3gv48fspya5zpg8qa97q2lgz6exny7s7qu07j8el8czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn0mzg7 Me: Before you agree to a challenge, ALWAYS ask if it’s to the death. Always. You can’t assume shit.<br/><br/>My 6 yo nephew: But it’s checkers. 2026-02-18T04:29:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswvqh0pa9wfsw9nelsys4dpmk98n396umktdqkpkzp0l8tjklafqczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngfwjsna Let this be our final battle!*<br/><br/>*Me, talking to my alarm clock in the morning 2026-02-05T06:25:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdwr0djjsu7r6a9z5lfz3fzkm33ca8sy7sn5xd0hs65j8h97g80wszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngeraxzh I didn’t sow any of this shit. 2026-02-04T05:42:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxe3ykqm4j80kaxce66m9lxlm8hc0633p5z7576hd7tx7g8v297wqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngr47wm9 Would you rather I: 2026-02-01T23:56:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6gck9zh9y3d2zwwq2pknylamm38gvgluc2u8sy843yh3unxjuugzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglr0vpn It’s my birthday and I want to ask a favor of everyone: do something today or tomorrow for someone else. Even something small. Just think, “What can I do for someone? How can I help?” And then go do that thing. That’s it. I’d really appreciate it. ❤️ 2026-01-24T06:29:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswak2gzter6yhcdasdwqc9zrc8j8lc5hd4jxzlwt7slvkmsywrx8qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngss3reg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfhedn8e88cjujvtcklm53t8qvjtae3tjee8llhzx7e34sx2p7hcq7q5tfk'>nevent1q…5tfk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What is the only U.S. state that can be typed in using only one row of a standard “QWERTY” keyboard? 2026-01-22T01:34:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsghk99lgr2ttdvfp47004dzwgkqaz9t3rl8k4zg6zhm338mjf0jpqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngmqqxcp People who are not OK trying to help other people who are not OK is one of the best things about humanity. 2026-01-14T04:40:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspk3tvg6uwypv9u9qmmpmc5zl5a3s7fgl4qvp7tyrlweatv8jdhkszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngss5h75 Facebook is malware. 2026-01-05T23:26:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxr945jwdkrmmsdlkpeqyk70lrh6hxapt3dm0986xzkudmjralkggzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng24cxv9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyj3zsle4p474ljr96fssgef0v0xac4h7nx2rk876l7lsml05jqvct3mqh0'>nevent1q…mqh0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s only day 2! Can we please keep it together for at least a month?! 2026-01-02T22:05:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs00jjzgat05gk3ydz8jc4ck5jvl0p3lvjr63qa3sn92833twjgeaqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2u75w3 Who are these &#34;Highly Effective People&#34; practicing these 7 habits anyway? 2026-01-01T06:10:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswg39erc7lyuxl6lmd4kd0u86e7dxkgehpz4l8flg8v5yeeja2y2czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqkcxdm Resume: Raged successfully against 10 machines weekly, decreasing overall machine output by 35%. 2025-12-28T06:00:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxhca8xre86nshy246mcu42m3dpt57u0v979qjh02k03xrq85ahgqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngh4y962 Nobody can experience existential dread 24/7, so make sure you’re taking breaks, hydrating, and stretching. 2025-12-23T03:07:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxwr8m0vgke2zmw5cfk20yg358ulpcg20gewl6v4cg3vhhyl3preszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngjsdtrg “I have been – and always shall be – your friend.”<br/>-My Phone 2025-12-19T05:59:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqmcjeqvmtx6p0teyl5qg6fs88suerth43he8s463kue0m6tccusgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngy8lqsm Why are there only parallel universes and not perpendicular universes? You don’t know how they parked their universe. 2025-12-17T02:35:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqakxwwpg0sa0x8w03007la8dve5plpd0agjpyvmt8txd8vcwmfgszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn8akj5 An object in motion tends to stay in motion, which is why I don’t go anywhere. 2025-12-07T23:31:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvqvtvs3vufcwkmdf3ejmgdawfuap5k5g5cpsa3f52elcjkhsyzygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5e2nv0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz32068j3gp2dnmfvz3j3877wke3lltw6q8nv4aqns4q6fm6lyqgsjx0yal'>nevent1q…0yal</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Alright, I’m holding you to that. 😊 2025-12-06T00:01:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswudt9wl0jhqsweg3qcppvc8rnm3h5x9l0f9zju4yq8swldhh9ykszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngv0xu52 I’ve been giving Enterprise another chance and I’m on season 2. Why does Jonathan Archer have to be so snippy about everything? Anytime anything goes wrong, he’s yelling at everyone like they did it. And anytime he’s slightly inconvenienced he’s a big baby about. I’m finding it hard to like him.<br/><br/>#StarTrek <br/>#STE <br/>#Enterprise 2025-12-05T23:50:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9xve7y6vfsespsjekld9haqr47ajt75q7w27r6zyrfaxjnugcmyczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcva6w2 Having healthcare tied to work creates a society that only values you and your health if you can provide labor. 2025-12-05T21:05:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8tspg6dx3xt0trhwqgcz2jlwmpenf4h60emgsjzrxwngmmfawfkczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng3umy77 Here is your 45-digit, one-time security code. You have 15 seconds to enter it before your account explodes. 2025-12-04T20:12:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0cr058j5zjmsq7sd2znvy76925c5twz075h9nl0h0ystv9q5879qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2r2rw6 “This too shall pass.“<br/>-Urologist looking at your kidney stone 2025-11-26T11:03:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvs7suh3vwj8z24xp46de0kt583grxvrduth9tqeg5e6m3wzqg9agzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngmdnmvr Most people don’t realize that the Aflac duck is actually the child of Ben Aflac. 🦆 2025-11-21T18:35:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9td5deygds7t0du2g3asyyn0j456ufgr6r0ngd6nxw2nwgznvpszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0485hu I just realized that this is my 3 year anniversary of joining the Fediverse. Wow! Time flies when you’re goofing off.<br/><br/>Thank you to everyone who has made this a welcoming, silly, informative, caring, beautiful, funny, supportive place. I hope you all find as much joy here and as many quality people here as I have. <br/>❤️ :logan5_party: :LoganFive: 🫂<br/><br/>(Linux) 2025-11-13T01:35:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdjaaw0e7usd96qjhlzazevqkgd648fmrs99nnzqhlnnzzjycn2dqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9ge6e5 The clown painted his wounds again.<br/><br/>#SixWordStories 2025-11-12T02:24:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszn24q4a8r3q75hnd2503zh4q0wuc8rsqnjfpz5dzajdguh73c33szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngslxd7f For all the new people who have arrived, here&#39;s a tool you might enjoy, the Mastodon/Fediverse Circle Creator. It does an analysis of the people who interact with you the most and then gives you a list of the top 50 of them.<br/><br/><a href="https://circle.grasserisen.de">https://circle.grasserisen.de</a><br/><br/>And then you can go and question the rest about why they don&#39;t seem to care about your wellbeing. 2025-11-09T20:46:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyq7hwz0ceqmlaxfvgn9yzx43msacd4vujmsg6jqhgtm5h65un86szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2jkvpg Just going to start adding “Linux” to posts to get more boosts. 2025-11-09T19:09:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94ntx8q0m8u00jzr3mv3ncekvdf2kf6036jl9me4f0txmmk2qt8gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0458ng If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, Logan always gets my references,” it’s probably because I went and looked up what you’re talking about. But I’m trying at least! 2025-11-08T08:17:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxcfj8ta8hmls64auuq2dg7wdgtmnqmsqst682axxctu0lvhpjwmqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngzl6t32 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswa29pr5jpsk8w575tsgmw0zuh57r6veqnqz9wl5zs0umx44plpeqrv96aj'>nevent1q…96aj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You could follow Greg&#39;s starter pack. Are you in it yourself? You should be. <br/><a href="https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/">https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/</a><br/><br/>As a friend of mine once said, you should follow yourself. <br/><br/>Here&#39;s another post with people to follow: <a href="https://beige.party/@LoganFive/113457564217375745">https://beige.party/@LoganFive/113457564217375745</a> and then it has follow up postings for all the people I forgot the first time. <br/><br/>I hope that helps. 2025-11-08T00:22:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrv4eggecgaxx3n5d42pwd9z7x9usq8ud65kw48uxksegzw6f27xczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2g8nr4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mjgrecqnhzk93wrlpwu9aae9pkuzflyjqgrhct90sf96grtyphg6maxlh'>nevent1q…axlh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not a bit. Just curious. I watched a trailer for it. Do you recommend it? 2025-11-07T19:50:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfkqc8ah78752p4cmm9w3p0mjeg22zhcf3x7m0hvn6ada8p59l2pszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaq7pey In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszvp48h55ua3napg3a20tfwmv0pm2vl8xkhj3p6ye7wp0f9djxlgguyufrp'>nevent1q…ufrp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m not familiar with them. Do you know where I can watch them? 2025-11-07T19:20:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy0azf50akcj7msjswxmlzc0uvjxxvzc5cxv92y6g2f2ke767gleczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngw8ykjz Which is your favorite 5? <br/>(Be honest. I won’t be offended.) 2025-11-07T19:08:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv2lyvv0pggj44rh464msvfftel50crmvqke0dafux43u0ja34fmgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng7tvdqp Jacob Marley: Tonight you will be visited by 4 ghosts!<br/><br/>*Pac-Man pulls the sheets tighter* 2025-11-04T05:34:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszhc20yf4qru5ge060sps55kuv0vgksaelvr3vt30uv4dxuxju8zczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcxy5cg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9m2f2hz4yq0r0mp72hm6acww4z2jflmlux6vmyp37stp63nnxsjgvsmwzm'>nevent1q…mwzm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I would love to get Extra Fabulous Comics over here if I could.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/484/747/446/882/417/original/55e6cbac1c133555.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-03T08:14:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrukhhf4f875f7ma6ranrsr09hzwyddjduyky5u9e3cask88lqqtgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngpsmrqc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgzajwzdmjurltw5tea7tsm5dtxfp584ujc7gph9zcll8xgrryercmgkrfz'>nevent1q…krfz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“I see bread people.” 2025-11-02T05:44:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsppj5u74d0ehw6ss72gmwgmwyqd53k63dtnf427q57kkp7w9y2ptszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqhfzy6 Do I know what I’m doing? <br/>No. <br/>Do I have a plan? <br/>Absolutely not.<br/>Do I think we’ll succeed? <br/>Not a chance. <br/>Do I have snacks? <br/>…You’re god damn right I do. <br/><br/>So…who’s with me? 2025-10-30T06:38:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsft0pzwac4egqhuhl788y3uhky330rf4kzprzl0g2wdtxlekhn70czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngh65a6f Yes, I’m boosting my old stuff because you must have missed it. Why else wouldn’t you have starred and boosted it? 2025-10-29T07:20:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2564ga7s9c0cwrxfve09qj0ls6v7ey0hfnrkhgvrfdrs2whkntygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngsdvyq6 I just wanted to do an emotions check on the Fediverse. How is everyone doing? Feel free to check as many boxes as are applicable. <br/><br/>Please boost so the people in the back can also see it and respond. 2025-10-27T01:31:43Z