Nostr notes by HAPPYPOTAMUS

What if the PHP exploit hype was to trick everyone in to ...

2026-10-24T23:45:45Z

What if the PHP exploit hype was to trick everyone in to installing a new version with a backdoor they control

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2026-10-06T13:29:25Z

Liking your own posts is such a baller boss move

where are all the latinx ...

2026-07-18T14:51:40Z

where are all the latinx

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2026-07-17T16:20:20Z

Nigga you made the sandwich ...

2026-07-08T23:04:10Z

Nigga you made the sandwich

just sent this to the missus and said "you and me later"

2026-07-07T22:24:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…jfju
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just sent this to the missus and said "you and me later"

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2026-06-21T22:52:49Z

I'm retarded, what are we looking at here?

2026-06-20T00:33:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…tkqn
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I'm retarded, what are we looking at here?

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2026-06-16T13:27:43Z

Alternate ending to The Boys where Homelander loses his power and ...

2026-06-02T23:05:12Z

Alternate ending to The Boys where Homelander loses his power and is forced to endure listening to the average American foid for 5 minutes

"we'll make the old thing worse so people have to pay for ...

2026-05-31T11:56:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…7cje
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"we'll make the old thing worse so people have to pay for the new thing"
"actually let's make the new thing worse too, for good measure"

"with microsoft coslopify you can do ANYTHING" "can I ...

2026-05-30T13:02:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…glxu
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"with microsoft coslopify you can do ANYTHING"
"can I wipe it and run linux?"
"no"

ever notice how when a major exploit is found it's always ...

2026-05-30T12:59:58Z

ever notice how when a major exploit is found it's always something that teleports your banking and health information to Azerbaijan, and never anything like disabling an ad network or pornography website

gibs me dat ...

2026-05-28T16:40:25Z

gibs me dat

>acid corrodes metal >ok fine I'll increase pH ...

2026-05-25T13:15:33Z

>acid corrodes metal
>ok fine I'll increase pH
>alkaline corrodes metal
just can't win with this crap

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2026-05-19T16:08:47Z

They're calling him the most rapist man alive ...

2026-05-17T01:09:38Z

They're calling him the most rapist man alive

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2026-05-16T19:48:04Z

The Far-Rights New Weapon: Just Being Normal and Mildly Appealing ...

2026-05-16T16:47:17Z

The Far-Rights New Weapon: Just Being Normal and Mildly Appealing Instead of Being Repulsive Freak Shows

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2026-05-12T19:38:30Z

Fedi is the only place I've ever known where one can get ...

2026-05-11T22:18:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…0vwk
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Fedi is the only place I've ever known where one can get booed for being insufficiently racist

anyone claiming the recent linux exploits are evidence that linux ...

2026-05-08T21:27:55Z

anyone claiming the recent linux exploits are evidence that linux isn't mature and you should use freebsd needs to be shoved in a locker immediately

anyone claiming it's proof that you should use windows should be hit over the head with the big RETARD GOYCATTLE gong

Gets dicey after you need more than red and blue science potions. ...

2026-05-08T11:43:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…27k7
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Gets dicey after you need more than red and blue science potions. I could never figure it out and wound up jamming my belts

are the real gains of stock sold to pay tax on unrealized gains ...

2026-05-06T18:04:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…7smy
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are the real gains of stock sold to pay tax on unrealized gains also taxed

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2026-05-05T17:26:41Z

"can I dispose of this stock? it's basically worthless, ...

2026-05-04T02:15:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…q38r
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"can I dispose of this stock? it's basically worthless, at least I can take the write off"
broker: "nuh-uh it's still active according to the SEC" (the last filing was from 2009)

>potatoniggers, pastaniggers, kangarooniggers, taconiggers So ...

2026-05-01T02:51:53Z

>potatoniggers, pastaniggers, kangarooniggers, taconiggers

So uh what do you call people from Africa

LIST OF ANIMES YOU CAN'T WATCH IN PUBLIC 🌶️ you ...

2026-04-29T23:48:04Z

LIST OF ANIMES YOU CAN'T WATCH IN PUBLIC 🌶️

you can't watch any of them in public, it's embarrassing, son

der ewige boomer ...

2026-04-29T12:57:34Z

der ewige boomer

the fediverse do be like that ...

2026-04-26T14:21:01Z

the fediverse do be like that

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2026-04-24T22:58:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…al6u
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2026-04-24T22:56:29Z

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2026-04-24T21:16:21Z

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2026-04-19T14:17:08Z

Why does he have a tummypenis

2026-04-10T17:08:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…4m79
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Why does he have a tummypenis

"you take care of your tools and they take care of you"

2026-04-10T11:22:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…e8dg
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"you take care of your tools and they take care of you"

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2026-04-09T08:54:12Z

Oh yes, Pinkie Pie's catchphrase, "I freaking love ...

2026-04-08T16:13:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…uzyq
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Oh yes, Pinkie Pie's catchphrase, "I freaking love seaweed"

Helped a young couple in my church move in to their first home, ...

2026-04-03T00:58:44Z

Helped a young couple in my church move in to their first home, and therefore indirectly contributed to increasing the White birth rate

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2026-03-31T14:50:46Z

Troonraker

childless behavior

2026-03-28T12:35:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…7e9p
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childless behavior

hm yes very wise ...

2026-03-28T04:32:26Z

hm yes very wise

BoomerGPT has gone insane ...

2026-03-19T21:05:08Z

BoomerGPT has gone insane

Set fan from "auto" to "on," it will more evenly ...

2026-03-03T13:56:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…rpt2
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Set fan from "auto" to "on," it will more evenly distribute the air

Do three pronoun people think they're more gooder than two ...

2026-02-28T01:56:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…8a8j
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Do three pronoun people think they're more gooder than two pronoun people

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2026-02-27T12:18:11Z

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2026-02-23T03:13:01Z

Insurance adjusters be like "I had a bad dream that the woman ...

2026-02-21T15:19:49Z

Insurance adjusters be like "I had a bad dream that the woman you married turned in to a worm and you cheated on her, therefore we are raising your premiums 3%"

Synthesis: politics is the new fashion

2026-02-19T18:31:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…04ty
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Synthesis: politics is the new fashion

thank you Cashapp Patel ...

2026-02-16T04:33:46Z

thank you Cashapp Patel

Pull up a chair brother, I'll tell you a story

2026-02-10T21:25:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…d23t
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Pull up a chair brother, I'll tell you a story

Lmao that escaped me Jeet culture demands that weddings be huge ...

2026-02-09T18:25:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…47fl
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Lmao that escaped me

Jeet culture demands that weddings be huge events that you invite all your freeloading extended relatives to for free food and lodging for a week

So for the poors they organize mass weddings where hundreds of couples get married and the relatives all share a buffet

"Women only being able to shit in the street at night to ...

2026-02-09T18:09:29Z

"Women only being able to shit in the street at night to avoid being raped" is the most Indian statement I have ever heard

@nprofile…yghh Presidente Trump, quiero tomarme un momento para ...

2026-02-09T04:13:14Z

President Trump GPT (nprofile…yghh) Presidente Trump, quiero tomarme un momento para decir unas palabras amables sobre nuestra amiga Lexi (nprofile…jazc) , ¡quien es una verdadera patriota estadounidense y heroína de la raza Blanca!

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2026-02-08T01:32:27Z

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2026-02-07T21:23:22Z

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2026-02-07T21:22:07Z

The least insane boomer ...

2026-02-04T02:53:39Z

The least insane boomer

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2026-02-01T00:43:55Z

>terminated 3.8M dark web pedophile accounts >not ...

2026-01-30T16:29:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…efy8
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>terminated 3.8M dark web pedophile accounts
>not terminated 3.8M pedophiles

Why do we pay taxes, Todd?

The theological claim so simple and obvious that any attempt to ...

2026-01-28T02:37:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…k9mk
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The theological claim so simple and obvious that any attempt to understand it is a damnable offense

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2026-01-27T19:50:39Z

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2026-01-24T08:29:06Z

Facebook wannabe meteorologists are trying to outdo each other. ...

2026-01-23T21:20:34Z

Facebook wannabe meteorologists are trying to outdo each other. Here's a map covered in red, anyone living in the red area is already dead, they just don't know it yet. Next up is the inner purple zone, these fellas are standing before the judgement seat of God and are being found wanting. Finally this inner black streak is everyone who are actively being sodomized by ice demons in the deepest part of hell. Temperatures should ease up by Tuesday

That's what I said but she said it's like that in Korea ...

2026-01-23T04:01:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…5lhq
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That's what I said but she said it's like that in Korea and Japan and Europe too

Mrs Mus told me something, stressing about eating a wide variety ...

2026-01-23T03:56:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…s930
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Mrs Mus told me something, stressing about eating a wide variety of food is a uniquely American thing

Everywhere else they're eating the same four foods six days a week and just not having the problems we have

More broadly, nobody cares. I've never lost respect for a ...

2026-01-19T13:45:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…7x82
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More broadly, nobody cares. I've never lost respect for a woman whose nudes got leaked (you can't lose what you never had)

@nprofile…psvj is this real ...

2026-01-12T03:30:36Z

ЯAUL🍚🔥 (nprofile…psvj) is this real

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2026-01-08T22:36:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…wgzy
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Won't somebody please do something ...

2026-01-03T04:12:03Z

Won't somebody please do something

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2025-12-25T15:52:19Z

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2025-12-24T05:23:20Z

No, childless millennials will really pay that kind of money no ...

2025-12-19T19:39:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…xmer
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No, childless millennials will really pay that kind of money no questions asked

>out with group >"hell yeah let's go get ...

2025-12-19T19:36:15Z

>out with group
>"hell yeah let's go get FAJITAS"
>order fajitas
>everyone else orders a light appetizer instead
>mfw I'm still eating after everyone finished their meal in 3 minutes

Narcissist psycho product manager bf autistic transsexual furry ...

2025-12-18T21:06:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…j637
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Narcissist psycho product manager bf autistic transsexual furry gf

Will the last White man please turn off the nuclear reactors ...

2025-12-10T03:45:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…gn67
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Will the last White man please turn off the nuclear reactors before he leaves

If you have them at the grocery store, try Cosmic Crisp and ...

2025-12-07T20:04:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…sk7g
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If you have them at the grocery store, try Cosmic Crisp and Honeycrisp

Is there a particular variety of yellow you recommend? We don't usually have too many in our stores

I do recall apples just straight up sucking for the first 20 ...

2025-12-07T18:02:57Z

I do recall apples just straight up sucking for the first 20 years of life

Wypipo didn't deactivate the racism field generator before ...

2025-12-07T14:05:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…znk9
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Wypipo didn't deactivate the racism field generator before they left. A noble heroic Black™ man must arise and make the ultimate sacrifice to enter the racism chamber and shut it off, like the ending of Fallout 3

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2025-12-06T21:56:13Z

erm... that's the point? ...

2025-12-06T15:15:53Z

erm... that's the point?

George Floyd would still be alive if Trump had blown up the ...

2025-12-06T00:20:55Z

George Floyd would still be alive if Trump had blown up the cartel boat that carried his fent 😤✊🏿

When are you going to marry a nice girl, anon? ...

2025-12-04T22:27:38Z

When are you going to marry a nice girl, anon?

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2025-12-04T20:27:43Z

Invincible is specifically what I had in mind for the first show ...

2025-12-02T12:09:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…epwz
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Invincible is specifically what I had in mind for the first show to undergo AI character correction once the technology is there, maybe in 2026-27

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2025-11-30T14:32:13Z

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2025-11-26T07:27:51Z

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2025-11-26T06:47:40Z

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2025-11-26T06:41:06Z

The carriers don't care, I'm pretty sure they're ...

2025-11-25T13:59:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…2mcm
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The carriers don't care, I'm pretty sure they're feeding scam farms in Bangalore lists of active numbers every month

Thanks to Artificial Intelligence™ the newest (and only the newest) Apple and Google phones have call screening that don't let the phone ring unless the caller is in your contacts or passes a test. They're probably going to figure out how to get around the second one and it will be a red queens's race, but so far it works great for me

The very good and legitimate economy we have means that scammers ...

2025-11-25T13:56:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…5rt7
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The very good and legitimate economy we have means that scammers and spammers call and put you on hold

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2025-11-25T03:41:28Z

DDLC but it's just Monika reenacting advice clips from Sam ...

2025-11-18T18:14:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…ngx0
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DDLC but it's just Monika reenacting advice clips from Sam Hyde's podcast

Moroni (mor - oh - nai) and yeah he did some stuff

2025-11-15T02:21:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…y7a7
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Moroni (mor - oh - nai) and yeah he did some stuff

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2025-11-14T23:17:11Z

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2025-11-14T16:35:30Z

Normie: haha nightcore is so gay, are you enjoying your girly ...

2025-11-14T15:21:00Z

Normie: haha nightcore is so gay, are you enjoying your girly music
Nightcore thumbnail anime girl: I WILL COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR YOU, MY LOVE

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2025-11-07T20:00:15Z

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2025-11-07T05:23:17Z

"Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! ...

2025-11-05T04:59:31Z

"Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!"

quoting
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MAMDANI: "I speak of Yemeni bodega owners and Mexican abuelas!" "Senegalese taxi drivers and Uzbek nurses!" "Trinidadian line cooks and Ethiopian aunties!"

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