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“half of the billboards in SF are telling you to drink radium ...

2026-09-03T16:15:14Z

“half of the billboards in SF are telling you to drink radium water and the other half say ‘hair and teeth falling out? we can help with our radium-powered solutions’”

if you spam me and it is incredibly obvious that you scraped my ...

2026-07-23T18:12:18Z

if you spam me and it is incredibly obvious that you scraped my information from github i will do everything in my power to delete you from the internet

i walk into the living room as my partner asks her partner over ...

2026-06-18T01:15:41Z

i walk into the living room as my partner asks her partner over the polycule VoIP phone “you know that new sound you were looking for?” and on the TV is a youtube video titled “stairwell in C# with ultracontrapipe in A (lydian)” and it’s what you might imagine a building in pain sounding like

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2026-05-21T01:19:10Z

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ventura was the last okay macOS

2026-04-01T22:57:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…2rd4
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ventura was the last okay macOS

why in the fuck would macOS give me a reduce motion option and ...

2026-04-01T22:57:03Z

why in the fuck would macOS give me a reduce motion option and then default to playing a fucking video on the lock screen. fuck you

my partner is currently referring to computers as ...

2026-02-02T01:27:02Z

my partner is currently referring to computers as "domesticated rocks"

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2026-02-01T20:29:11Z

coming up with hostnames is so difficult

mcmaster-carr employee 1: how do i describe a wheel to someone as ...

2026-01-24T04:40:39Z

mcmaster-carr employee 1: how do i describe a wheel to someone as if they've never heard of it before
mcmaster-carr employee 2: uhhh how about this

accidentally opened the DM with my partner instead of the group ...

2025-12-08T20:15:13Z

accidentally opened the DM with my partner instead of the group chat with my partner, my partner's alt, myself, and my alt, and found the most recent image sent was this cohost comment

do you have the commit handy

2025-09-02T02:00:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…sn9j
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do you have the commit handy

whoever implemented KDE's "waggle the mouse to make it ...

2025-09-02T00:26:26Z

whoever implemented KDE's "waggle the mouse to make it bigger" thing and decided it should have no end point of getting bigger should win a software engineering award

if you write code that unexpectedly animates confetti on my ...

2025-07-11T02:48:19Z

if you write code that unexpectedly animates confetti on my screen i’m allowed to send you to the leopards. it’s the rules

my partner is explaining to me that, because of time zones, when ...

2025-05-10T18:06:33Z

my partner is explaining to me that, because of time zones, when you fly from seattle to san francisco it takes two hours but when you fly back north it takes one

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2025-05-05T23:09:04Z

we have got to take back the sparkles emoji from AI companies

you ever start looking at a crate's source code and ...

2025-04-04T18:00:04Z

you ever start looking at a crate's source code and immediately get so mad you declare it's the weekend early

i feel an urge to turn on the TV to listen to meteorologists but ...

2025-03-27T01:54:55Z

i feel an urge to turn on the TV to listen to meteorologists but i don’t know if any of the seattle stations know how to do that

it's important for me to use other programming languages ...

2025-03-25T23:54:22Z

it's important for me to use other programming languages sometimes so i can remember why i use rust for most everything

gentoo question: can i write a global source fixup script that ...

2025-03-07T23:56:02Z

gentoo question: can i write a global source fixup script that applies to all packages? i would like to replace all copies of the string “Jason A. Donenfeld” with “Trademark Boy”

it’s taken me like nine years but i’ve come to a pretty ...

2025-02-01T02:05:10Z

it’s taken me like nine years but i’ve come to a pretty strong understanding that my gender is, in its entirety, “i like having boobs”

if you are experiencing problems please clear your browser ...

2025-01-05T01:12:04Z

if you are experiencing problems please clear your browser quiche.

had to get this out of my head (not really mutcd-grade but i did ...

2024-11-08T00:09:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…ee2c
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had to get this out of my head (not really mutcd-grade but i did this in five minutes)

try the new merge experience (threat)

2024-11-07T22:39:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…6frs
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try the new merge experience (threat)

github: ✨ Try the new merge experience me: how about you try ...

2024-11-07T22:39:04Z

github: ✨ Try the new merge experience
me: how about you try learning how to use words

pokémon nickname

2024-11-07T00:36:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…asdc
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pokémon nickname

had a brief moment of absurdity last night ...

2024-09-06T16:29:42Z

had a brief moment of absurdity last night

visited @npub10yr…pvwm today ...

2024-09-01T23:35:29Z

visited Connections Museum (npub10yr…pvwm) today