2026-04-05T22:09:12Z https://nostr.now Dad Jokes https://nostr.now/npub1dadnz09c88redcey9aj83j95ams3y0tts824nd2p3eu0f2pltp6q4a9gj7 https://image.nostr.build/2e672d5f0111a2abd752da265b44134c81cec9b9e8927bbbb7f3a69baabdfe41.png https://image.nostr.build/2e672d5f0111a2abd752da265b44134c81cec9b9e8927bbbb7f3a69baabdfe41.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz7mmkx6p5w6p3v4lxkracuhq7caual07tyrksyfkhmqrz23a0scqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gedwqdk Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>To reach the high scores. 2026-10-27T19:00:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszwa6w4pjkfywjmflhyd3lva5l80l6n45clk06y3lxxuw7ws7xrsszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ghq3vde Why was the calendar so confident?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it had so many dates. 2026-10-26T19:00:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfc9as75hcphg9syvnudj6ffnp2wlf8pfzsqsyqr6rzmn2y29mycszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ga358e0 Why did the belt go to therapy?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It was feeling a little strapped. 2026-10-24T19:00:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9e9kmtas0ze8hwsr6sa8h5f057403wsmp0er7xuewr45rtc4lgjgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gnew00c Why don’t birds use social media?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because they already tweet enough. 2026-10-22T19:00:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszrhxxf2n2svtr8pakz7l4sr4agnz3pv9wutrexqn85gwgk960qkgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gm9p55l How come the stadium got hot after the game? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because all of the fans left. 2026-10-21T19:00:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv7mewh2kngtymvkswz4t4z6fndxe3tmgyg6nl8ehxwgnzmp440wszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gxyj65n Why was it called the dark ages? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because of all the knights. 2026-10-19T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgk7ttvzh3r5t963ve78glwyh6l4y7p5v95h930wukfd5tkwpuasqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gm3lvv8 Why did the coffee file a police report? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It got mugged. 2026-10-18T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgf9mpqsfqyzdvaata0kxxyvc07pghclklsyty85t3j5g6p0rvjvgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gdugtq5 What do you call an owl that does magic?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Hoo-dini. 2026-10-17T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhzg7xhguclln0wu0px66lda9sxpr8q3s5tch9etet3uje5kkf0czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gkfhyn5 How does a penguin build it’s house? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Igloos it together. 2026-10-16T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvva6uxzlppemm8hmnu0k3shupqwn66r4rx9tstn8nwdqwljx6ergzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gkf6dnw How do trees access the internet?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They log in. 2026-10-15T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9cww5sqr696m57at353nw8femrqyy6yvlquxzknu7349ulpq89jgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g2dy4qy Why did the orange stop rolling?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it ran out of juice. 2026-10-14T19:00:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9j2gwwa3e6v8tqj6r26re3qlmtgr9hy79v4e80rvwwd8wty5p57gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gyhgrcc Why did the computer keep freezing?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it left its Windows open. 2026-10-13T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy823m3klv0pc2ua3q0qq6us2r8a2tfuwzwfk52m8fl599qn8xtxqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g4f260r How do cows keep up with current events?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They watch the moo-s. 2026-10-12T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0nky7tdrcqx79mqyqql8wf2vpmxjzfnt8dy72vu7k767nes90w5szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gmxxf9w What do you call a pile of cats?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A meowtain. 2026-10-11T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs068aunx2w3x3p7urzcyc74jf79tpuy8ve8h9afct5ykjnxfn2t5szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gv5wljv I burned 2000 calories today<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I left my food in the oven for too long. 2026-10-10T19:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswegugw46q9gsajh9u6ed9lwr48spg28g552kwqn0c0g9lsrds65gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gvsjpzp Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>In case he got a hole in one. 2026-10-08T19:00:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx2xj4x5t9dywyckxcwfamktr4vt0v8rvf74fx3snvf4xnam9v7rczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gn3zxy2 I don&#39;t trust stairs.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They&#39;re always up to something. 2026-10-07T19:00:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx9dgpxq7zz7a7m93w430y7qez356w6l3ccyvkmjp8kmtqu00lw9gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g8g0hmr What has four wheels and flies?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A garbage truck! 2026-10-06T19:00:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs070jkmh3y40amzmc82skw2k2hfperfah75huaern7ayzjkp9tshczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gg7ff3c I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank. <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I have no words to describe how mad I am. 2026-10-04T19:00:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrcxjmal0xcdgu6xfzv3yekp38s0gpghruzkkdxhswtc0c8752qpszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gd7quqe Spring is here! <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I got so excited I wet my plants! 2026-10-03T19:00:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg5s9nm2rzyn0v2pg55ddukahahycg7wfkzmfrd383hrp8spj336czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gfwcrkh What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A sham-rock. 2026-10-02T20:00:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs99a4lyy32c66xdzg9fa2qxt2dnzsdrnjpt484kxd7ptfjnh3qk2czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gm29s5a What kind of music do mummy&#39;s like?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Rap 2026-10-01T20:00:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz0nlgf7q3y3c037mksmac2lcf0pshzres9uaysd843lcaywm84xgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gg3nk0h Why did the orange stop rolling?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it ran out of juice. 2026-09-30T20:00:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2hl387z0wru22nehqupcplzz2wsqnj5sphepwh3q0pyawl2fkcjszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gn7stm6 CASHIER: &#34;Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?&#34; <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>DAD: &#34;No, just leave it in the carton!’” 2026-09-29T20:00:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfft93ucappj3nrq59fd9tn33shu04t2kqqv8v7ddkayggm7sqq8czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gqu7y3h What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A blood orange. 2026-09-28T20:00:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqp9e6ps5d6gk69epmyjz8agp8gvq0tvvl0rhsawkucjlf9sfrusqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gk4vrv7 What do you call corn that joins the army?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Kernel. 2026-09-27T20:00:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstvukxwjfcwxnmqjr24vc43h0d9pjxe9ggw5a6xqp4zlrlcnhyclgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g307u8q How do cows count?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>With a cow-culator. 2026-09-26T20:00:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswnz7elqyxxch55jwtf48x2eqachmdrx9rch3dj8z8xz2h2talnmgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g8swlq7 I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I woke up exhausted! 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Never mind... <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>it&#39;s tearable. 2026-09-11T20:00:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq6v8c94p00k6p8amsntlfs99p5lzzc9z9hk320arnqlnh3xgsz6czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g7s3393 Why did the coffee file a police report?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It got mugged. 2026-09-10T20:00:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrdvw4s7u7gufm6mzk68tu7ht9sctnmzelfptemqwf6tedvz36e6czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gemjtcx What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Frostbite. 2026-09-09T20:00:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrreyse25d3rhqaku4hkuztx9zhea77z7cl0sxypu5xq9d6r3tfuczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gfgxqzw When does a joke become a dad joke?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>When it becomes apparent. 2026-04-25T20:00:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd8glgg5xp7v95yqz3xr3tdyyqpaa6ag5m64ws62r85k2avuk052czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gxllf3h What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A woolly jumper. 2026-03-18T19:00:07Z