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Happy Halloween from Cat News! We hope all your cats are ...

2026-10-31T21:39:36Z

Happy Halloween from Cat News! We hope all your cats are communing with mysterious spirits and being appropriately spooky. Cats are definitely more magic than they let on.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Halloween

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It is very necessary to brush Cindy's (Massachusetts, USA) ...

2026-09-30T04:00:30Z

It is very necessary to brush Cindy's (Massachusetts, USA) fur, and she enjoys it a lot. She does have a habit of drooling everywhere while its happening though.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Augustus (Saskatchewan, Canada) had an ear infection. The ...

2026-09-26T18:48:22Z

Augustus (Saskatchewan, Canada) had an ear infection. The required treatment is ear drops twice daily and ear cleaning with soap every 2-3 days. Ear drops are great, says Augustus, enjoying his ear massage. He could not be reached for comment after the ear cleaning, as he was busy hiding under the couch.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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The Cat News editor has known many cats, but as far as they can ...

2026-09-21T01:30:27Z

The Cat News editor has known many cats, but as far as they can remember, they don't recall ever seeing a cat fall down some stairs. Somehow, Pippin (BC, Canada), our CEO cat got so into his game that he managed this though. Luckily, he was completely fine and just continued playing after but he certainly gave the Cat News editor a scare.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Lydia (Greater London, UK) seems to be practicing for the opera. ...

2026-09-05T19:10:57Z

Lydia (Greater London, UK) seems to be practicing for the opera. She has taken to singing up the stairs while her human showers, trying to convince them its time for supper.

#Cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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The search was on for one of the human's belts, until it came ...

2026-08-24T00:42:49Z

The search was on for one of the human's belts, until it came to light that Steely (West Sussex, UK) had borrowed it. It had been involved in some spontaneous play time, but Steely had kept it afterwards and hidden it in one of his hiding spots.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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We've had some mid-August thunder over here in the lower ...

2026-08-16T19:07:27Z

We've had some mid-August thunder over here in the lower mainland, and Pippin (BC, Canada) is not a fan of the sky growling at him loudly.

#cats #cat #CatsOfMastodon #CatNews

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Smokey (Berkshire, UK) is always trying to be helpful for his ...

2026-08-14T03:13:18Z

Smokey (Berkshire, UK) is always trying to be helpful for his humans. Recently he has been very helpful by reminding them all afternoon that his dinner is coming, they should be ready.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Cat walks down garden - Robin chitters a warning - To all other ...

2026-08-08T20:52:52Z

Cat walks down garden -
Robin chitters a warning -
To all other birds.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Haiku #Haikus

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Callisto (PACA, France) saw her humans go out at the weekend, and ...

2026-08-05T00:02:19Z

Callisto (PACA, France) saw her humans go out at the weekend, and then come back a bit later. She was super excited to see them and came running up happily. To her continuing confusion though, this didn't mean it was dinner time. Coming home should definitely mean food time.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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The neighbours have been having a barbeque and the smells have ...

2026-08-02T21:28:23Z

The neighbours have been having a barbeque and the smells have been quite exciting for Lydia (Greater London, UK). She cannot sit still or settle down at all!

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Cat News has received a very good update, letting us know that ...

2026-07-30T23:48:17Z

Cat News has received a very good update, letting us know that Spike (PEI, Canada) is very happy. We are all very happy to hear that Spike is happy, he's earned it.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Rigel (Ontario, Canada) often complains quite loudly about his ...

2026-07-29T00:58:26Z

Rigel (Ontario, Canada) often complains quite loudly about his day to day issues, but lately he has started being somewhat more formal. He was extremely polite (but firm) about asking his human to rescue a snack from his snack ball that had found its way under the cabinet.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Late in the evening, three cats reported a disturbance on or in ...

2026-07-18T19:11:28Z

Late in the evening, three cats reported a disturbance on or in the living room wall. Hazel, Cecil, and Cat Sagan (greater Boston area, USA) kept the scene under keen observation. Early reports hinted that it might be a rodent in the wall, or perhaps Hazel, captain of the glimmer-guard, had noticed light glinting off her human's watch and her brothers had joined in her chase. Our latest update: It was a moth. Cecil has eaten it.

#cats #cat #Carurday #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Incredible as it may be, Cat News has now been running for four ...

2026-07-14T18:40:07Z

Incredible as it may be, Cat News has now been running for four years. In that time we have drawn hundreds of cat pictures. Our heart-felt gratitude goes out to everyone who enjoys seeing them, and writes in to let us know what the cats in your lives are doing. If its big news for a cat, then its big news for us. Every one reminds us to appreciate time with our cat CEO Pippin, and not spend too much time staring at our screens. The internet belongs to cats, but I know they would rather we didn't spend all our time there.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfTheFediverse

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Vidarr (Nagoya, Japan) likes to pretend he's a big tough boy ...

2026-06-27T22:44:46Z

Vidarr (Nagoya, Japan) likes to pretend he's a big tough boy by fighting his human's hand, but really he just wants to give it a hug. With teeth.

廃墟猫 🐈🌈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ (npub130p…3xmp)

#Caturday #cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Gun-mo (Seoul, South Korea) had been looking like the heat might ...

2026-06-26T02:31:51Z

Gun-mo (Seoul, South Korea) had been looking like the heat might be getting to him. His human tested this by holding an iced americano next to him to see if he wanted something cool to press against him and help. He did not like that at all.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Mochi (Greater Boston, USA) insists that every day, his human ...

2026-06-21T22:19:36Z

Mochi (Greater Boston, USA) insists that every day, his human must be paraded down the stairs, pausing on each step, no matter how much the human begs to move faster because they need to pee. The human may not step around or over Mochi- he will simply get ahead again and make it even slower. Mochi purrs the entire way, ignoring his human's complaints. He often shows off his successful hunt of feather toys and stolen trash at the bottom of the stairs, demanding praise and treats before allowing the human to proceed with their day.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Smokey (Berkshire, UK) ever the technical expert, was curious ...

2026-06-21T00:56:19Z

Smokey (Berkshire, UK) ever the technical expert, was curious about the inner workings of his human's Switch. However, his attempts to smash it open by throwing it off the coffee table have been unsuccessful so far.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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The extraordinary 22-year-old adventure cat Lilli (Germany) is ...

2026-06-06T17:04:46Z

The extraordinary 22-year-old adventure cat Lilli (Germany) is redefining what it means to live life to the fullest. Far from retiring to the couch, she's still trotting happily through the countryside, exploring the great outdoors, with her devoted mistress. With the wind in her whiskers and adventure in her heart, Lilli proves age is just a number. Calico Maisy & grey tabby Captain Jack (UK) wish Lilli a very happy birthday!

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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There are no words to describe the incredible betrayal that ...

2026-05-21T19:39:03Z

There are no words to describe the incredible betrayal that Aradia (Québec, Canada) has suffered. She had perfectly cleaned he coat, and then a human came and kissed her! Now it's covered in kiss smell and must be cleaned again!

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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An outside opinion was needed, and luckily Silver (Manitoba, ...

2026-05-07T23:01:03Z

An outside opinion was needed, and luckily Silver (Manitoba, Canada) was around to confirm that the box in the hallway was indeed a good box. It even passed her extensive nap test.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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A calico cat - stares intently at the ground. - What have you ...

2026-05-03T22:32:34Z

A calico cat - stares intently at the ground. - What have you found there?

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Haiku

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Ever generous, Marnie (New South Wales, Australia) has very ...

2026-04-21T18:53:53Z

Ever generous, Marnie (New South Wales, Australia) has very sweetly been adding her fur to her human's pyjamas. They are always nicely coated before bedtime.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Two neighbour's cats meet to dispute in my garden - fluffed ...

2026-04-18T19:11:43Z

Two neighbour's cats meet
to dispute in my garden -
fluffed fur and growling.

#cats #cat #CatNews #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #haiku #haikus

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Cat News has received credible reports from Toby (Florida, USA) ...

2026-04-05T19:28:30Z

Cat News has received credible reports from Toby (Florida, USA) that the humans have all been very excited about a big bright thing in the sky. He saw it himself, he watched it through the screen door from the back of the blue cloth couch.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Poppy (New England, USA) was recently put on a diet by her vet ...

2026-03-24T18:30:36Z

Poppy (New England, USA) was recently put on a diet by her vet and is unhappy about it. So unhappy, in fact, that she broke an expensive piece of pottery by climbing to new heights in her hunt for more food. She's lucky she is loved regardless.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Sammy (BC, Canada) was very happy to get his breakfast a whole ...

2026-03-10T18:53:27Z

Sammy (BC, Canada) was very happy to get his breakfast a whole hour early this weekend. His humans are clearly confused, but he wasn't going to correct them. Little does he know this may never happen again.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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It rained, and Small Unit (California, USA) saw a worm moving on ...

2026-02-26T19:58:52Z

It rained, and Small Unit (California, USA) saw a worm moving on the patio's wet concrete. Her entire mental model of the world shattered, and she circled it like a lion while meowing very loudly for some time.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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The humans were talking in the kitchen, so there was nothing to ...

2026-02-12T20:05:17Z

The humans were talking in the kitchen, so there was nothing to be done except that Lydia (Greater London, UK) join them on the stool nearby. There's no way she was going to be left out of important conversations.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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It's been a slow winter. Lots of naps, Ziggy (Earth) is on a ...

2026-01-31T18:44:33Z

It's been a slow winter. Lots of naps, Ziggy (Earth) is on a diet and Lola has been busy being Lola. Cat News recommends everyone treat them like role models and take it easy too.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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Simba (Earth) bolted up from the basement with his tail all ...

2026-01-24T19:50:41Z

Simba (Earth) bolted up from the basement with his tail all puffed up. Twice. Ten minutes apart. It is not fully clear why he did this, but his human thinks maybe he spotted a friend outside?

#cats #cat #Caturday #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) has disguised herself as a curtain. The ...

2026-01-11T18:02:22Z

Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) has disguised herself as a curtain. The pigeons will never suspect a thing! Once they let their guard down, all she has to do is work out how to open the door.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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It's a new year, and we want to hear about the adventures and ...

2026-01-10T20:13:50Z

It's a new year, and we want to hear about the adventures and misadventures of your feline friends! Let us know on our contact page (https://cat-news.news/contact/) or you can privately mention us! All cat news is big news to Cat News.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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We have heard word from our repawter at the North Pole: bad news! ...

2025-12-24T14:01:35Z

We have heard word from our repawter at the North Pole: bad news! Santa's Cat has been forced to vacate their very warm and comfy spot on the back of a reindeer! Better news: Santa is confirmed to be on his way.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Christmas #MerryChristmas

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Pippin (BC, Canada) has taken a great interest in the Christmas ...

2025-12-21T22:15:52Z

Pippin (BC, Canada) has taken a great interest in the Christmas tree decorations, and even managed to get one off to play with. This has had the effect of covering him with glitter, so his humans get to enjoy a very sparkly Pippin.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Whatever the humans were eating, it smelled like fish, and Rom ...

2025-12-18T18:12:47Z

Whatever the humans were eating, it smelled like fish, and Rom (Cambridgeshire, UK) was very certain he would like some. He decided to loudly let his humans know this for as long as he could still smell it (which was quite some time).

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Mihee (Seoul, South Korea) is an excellent guardcat and likes to ...

2025-12-13T18:45:21Z

Mihee (Seoul, South Korea) is an excellent guardcat and likes to stand on the doormat, between her human and the dangers outside. Unless she's actually there to make sure her human doesn't leave. Either way, she is doing a good job.

#cats #cat #Caturday #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Zac (Yorkshire, UK) has been training very hard. He is looking to ...

2025-12-11T17:51:38Z

Zac (Yorkshire, UK) has been training very hard. He is looking to fill the goalkeeper position if GB ever stands up a National Cats Football Team.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Janey (Manitoba, Canada) was offered some new treats lately. She ...

2025-11-16T18:26:43Z

Janey (Manitoba, Canada) was offered some new treats lately. She was not impressed at all, and refused to even consider eating such awful tributes.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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There are signs that the weather is turning. Lydia (Greater ...

2025-11-13T21:59:17Z

There are signs that the weather is turning. Lydia (Greater London, UK) has started sleeping on her humans at night again, which tends to mean its getting cold.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Pippin (BC, Canada) has decided to take over one of the chairs at ...

2025-11-11T18:05:00Z

Pippin (BC, Canada) has decided to take over one of the chairs at the dinner table. His humans have had to make some alternative furniture arrangements to be able to join him and eat food.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Rom (Cambridgeshire) was very distracted by a stray piece of ...

2025-11-04T18:27:15Z

Rom (Cambridgeshire) was very distracted by a stray piece of paper. He kept coming back throughout the day to play with it some more. After all that fun, he then needed to rest.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Ollie's (Ontario, Canada) cat sitter gave her lickable puree ...

2025-11-01T18:09:14Z

Ollie's (Ontario, Canada) cat sitter gave her lickable puree treats before bed while her human was away for a week. Now that he's back she has to meow reminders at him every night that this is the new routine.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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The cat food was delivered, and Genie (California, USA) is so ...

2025-10-23T17:12:48Z

The cat food was delivered, and Genie (California, USA) is so happy about it that she immediately climbed into the box and is sitting on the cans.

#cats #cat #CatsOfMastodon #CatNews

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Pippin (BC, Canada) had a lot of energy and decided to show it by ...

2025-10-21T17:07:56Z

Pippin (BC, Canada) had a lot of energy and decided to show it by taking a swipe at every passing human. Luckily this convinced them to play with him until he was finally exhausted.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Dani (Ontario, Canada) had been helping in the kitchen. She is an ...

2025-10-16T19:07:08Z

Dani (Ontario, Canada) had been helping in the kitchen. She is an absolutely expert at standing exactly in the way at exactly the right moment to send her human flying.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) is fast asleep, and also in an ...

2025-10-14T16:48:10Z

Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) is fast asleep, and also in an action movie. He's kicking his legs and his tongue is hanging out. It looks like a good time.

#cat #cats #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Salem (Hampshire, UK) always needs to check the tension of the ...

2025-10-04T17:58:16Z

Salem (Hampshire, UK) always needs to check the tension of the knitting work. This is essential to make sure that the product is warm and cozy. To do so, before starting any new job, Salem needs to test a bespoke fresh sample of the knitting, with loads of dangly threads for extra pull. Cats are always working for the good of the community!

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

Elisa Fadda-🔺 (npub1das…2d9j)

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Kw'atset te pús! Pippin (kwíkwetl'em) te skwixs tel ...

2025-09-30T17:33:55Z

Kw'atset te pús! Pippin (kwíkwetl'em) te skwixs tel pús. A'á íyómex.

https://www.firstvoices.com/halqemeylem

#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatNews #pús #halqemeylem #SqwélqwelTePús

Terciel (Ontario, Canada) loves to dash madly across the room, ...

2025-09-23T19:05:48Z

Terciel (Ontario, Canada) loves to dash madly across the room, and try to dive through the cat globe. Unfortunately, he's forgotten that he's no longer a kitten… or maybe he just wants to be an astronaut?

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Bel and Dari (Ontario, Canada) are VERY INTERESTED in their ...

2025-09-21T16:42:36Z

Bel and Dari (Ontario, Canada) are VERY INTERESTED in their human's tuna salad. So interested that they're expressing their profound desire in song and poke.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Prince (Bristol, UK) likes to sleep in the laundry basket, on the ...

2025-09-11T17:47:15Z

Prince (Bristol, UK) likes to sleep in the laundry basket, on the dirty laundry. However jumping up into it can be a bit tricky. Luckily, he's discovered a better way, just knock the whole basket over! Now he can sleep in it easily.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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The human has been getting some organisational supplies, ...

2025-09-02T17:02:36Z

The human has been getting some organisational supplies, including a file organiser for their desk. Lydia (Greater London, UK) is an excellent office manager, and tested it immediately. She reports that it is far too small and that cats cannot be organised.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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It's been getting hot again this week, and Sammy (BC, Canada) ...

2025-08-26T17:27:43Z

It's been getting hot again this week, and Sammy (BC, Canada) has stopped sitting around in beams of sunlight and retreated to lounging around in the sink in the bathroom under the stairs. He has to keep cool somehow!

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Percy’s humans couldn’t be more proud of him: the vet says ...

2025-08-09T18:01:00Z

Percy’s humans couldn’t be more proud of him: the vet says that he was a perfect gentleman at the clinic today. Although the major teeth-cleaning left Percy (BC, Canada) feeling rather muddleheaded – and his sister Audrey thinks that he smells funny – he is consoled to hear that he now has the pearly whites of a movie star.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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Lucifer's (Bavaria, Germany) human woke up in the middle of ...

2025-07-19T18:19:51Z

Lucifer's (Bavaria, Germany) human woke up in the middle of the night from a strange noise. She found nothing and just sat on her bed when suddenly the door of her wardrobe flew open and out came Lucifer, meowing for a night snack.

#cats #cat #CatNews #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

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Somehow, there has now been three years of Cat News. Thank you ...

2025-07-15T17:42:03Z

Somehow, there has now been three years of Cat News. Thank you for joining us on this journey and sharing all of the wonderful news about your cats. We are making some updates to our website to make it easier to browse the hundreds of stories we've reported on, but our CEO Pippin would rather we celebrate by giving him his lunch early. Two hours early preferably. Who knows where Cat News is going, but here's hoping Pippin never changes.

#cats #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Sabrina (Utrecht, The Netherlands) decided to join her human in ...

2025-07-10T16:58:05Z

Sabrina (Utrecht, The Netherlands) decided to join her human in the shower. She changed her mind when the human decided to shower with water! Why can’t humans just clean themselves with their tongues like normal people?

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) has made a rule. If her humans are ...

2025-06-22T17:16:05Z

Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) has made a rule. If her humans are having snacks, she should have snacks too.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Pebble (Nova Scotia, Canada) is a very sociable cat and ...

2025-05-29T18:50:38Z

Pebble (Nova Scotia, Canada) is a very sociable cat and absolutely loves it when the grandkids come over. She runs up to the door excitedly. This is not because she wants cuddles, its because she likes hunting them when they aren’t expecting it.

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Rom (Cambridgeshire, UK) is a bit early for dinner, but he has ...

2025-05-15T17:52:03Z

Rom (Cambridgeshire, UK) is a bit early for dinner, but he has already pulled out the greatest weapon in his arsenal. The STARE.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Duncan (Alberta, Canada) is having a really good day today. He ...

2025-05-08T19:48:28Z

Duncan (Alberta, Canada) is having a really good day today. He got his favourite food, without even having to complain for too long, and he got to play with his favourite toy.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Pippin (BC, Canada) will no longer stand for the insolence of the ...

2025-05-04T16:56:50Z

Pippin (BC, Canada) will no longer stand for the insolence of the olive tree. He found the perfect time in the middle of the night to ambush it and send it crashing to the floor.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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The time has come. We have finally received word from our ...

2024-12-24T18:22:07Z

The time has come. We have finally received word from our repawter on the ground, Santa’s Cat (North Pole) that, despite some last minute issues with wrapping paper, Santa is off and in the air. That’s right, he's coming to town.

#cats #cat #CatsOfMastodon #CatNews

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Milo (Kentucky, USA) yells at one particular human a lot. This ...

2024-12-22T18:34:27Z

Milo (Kentucky, USA) yells at one particular human a lot. This human spends most of their indoor time in a part of the house he is not allowed, never lets him outside, and does not feed him. Despite this, he has decided that this human is the one he needs to go to every time he wants something, and not the three other humans who are in charge of taking care of him. So far, his efforts have only been met with pats and cheek rubs.

#cats #cat #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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It was a difficult commute recently for Maisy and Captain ...

2024-12-21T18:37:44Z

It was a difficult commute recently for Maisy and Captain Jack’s human. They had to take an alternative route due to a two cat tail back in the hallway. Working from home has its challenges. Maisy and Captain Jack (Cambridgeshire, UK) were both sat together taking up most of the hallway. Maybe now is a good time to grab a cup of tea and wait for the route to clear!

[@Paul_Jackson](https://mastodon.social/@Paul_Jackson )

#cats #cat #Caturday #CatNews #CatsOfMastodon

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Bridget (Galicia, Spain) has been alone for literally hours. She ...

2024-12-19T17:56:03Z

Bridget (Galicia, Spain) has been alone for literally hours. She was keen to let her human know that she needed some play time when they finally returned. She welcomed them home by immediately attacking their foot. Luckily her attention was quickly transferred to a cat toy.

#cats #cat #CatsOfMastodon #CatNews

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A furball has appeared, and the humans did not hear or see it ...

2024-12-17T18:25:19Z

A furball has appeared, and the humans did not hear or see it arrive. Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) did not tell them about it, and more importantly, does not accept responsibility.

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Hamm (Devon, UK) is a forgiving cat, so he is willing to accept ...

2024-12-14T20:10:18Z

Hamm (Devon, UK) is a forgiving cat, so he is willing to accept that sometimes humans like to stare at boxes of light. This does not mean he won’t be placing himself between them and the screen though.

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Lydia (Greater London, UK) has finally, after many many months, ...

2024-12-12T18:31:32Z

Lydia (Greater London, UK) has finally, after many many months, defeated her long term rival - the house plant on the high shelf. It took skill, it took planning, and it took perseverance. All can see she is a deserving victor.

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Sammy (BC, Canada) has been investigating the muffin crumbs that ...

2024-12-10T21:16:15Z

Sammy (BC, Canada) has been investigating the muffin crumbs that his humans left out ‘for him’. He has come to the conclusion that they are not good. He’s a very clever cat.

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Oscar (Greater London, UK) has discovered that boxes are the ...

2024-12-08T18:59:19Z

Oscar (Greater London, UK) has discovered that boxes are the best. You can either be inside and outside and still living your best life.

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Pippin (BC, Canada) was very excited about his new bouncy balls, ...

2024-12-07T19:25:03Z

Pippin (BC, Canada) was very excited about his new bouncy balls, so much so, he decided to play with them before they were even open.

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The farm cats don’t have names but they do have plenty of scorn ...

2024-12-05T17:58:34Z

The farm cats don’t have names but they do have plenty of scorn to share. The orange one (AKA Orange One, Manitoba, Canada) is always watching when the kids go by on the way to school, judging.

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Lady Penelope (Suffolk, UK) is a fussy cat, and she only likes ...

2024-12-03T19:57:09Z

Lady Penelope (Suffolk, UK) is a fussy cat, and she only likes one human - her human. She only sits on her human’s lap and never on the laps of any of the other humans in the house.

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Maggie (Wellington, New Zealand) never sits in her cat bed, that ...

2024-12-01T18:37:09Z

Maggie (Wellington, New Zealand) never sits in her cat bed, that is, until today. The humans were tidying and moved it, so obviously it had to be reclaimed.

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Cat News has received the extremely important news that Morrigan ...

2024-11-30T17:58:25Z

Cat News has received the extremely important news that Morrigan (Newport, Wales, United Kingdom) is magnificent. Morrigan knows this because Morrigan knows things.

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Viktor (Vermont, USA) would love to come and play some more, but ...

2024-11-24T18:30:30Z

Viktor (Vermont, USA) would love to come and play some more, but he is a bit tied up right now. His humans also won’t stop laughing at him.

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For some reason the human stayed in bed in the morning, and ...

2024-11-23T18:58:48Z

For some reason the human stayed in bed in the morning, and Charlie (Montana, USA) decided to walk all over them… for motivation. The sun could rise any time now, clearly they needed to get up and seize the day. Alternatively he would accept an early breakfast.

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we will do our best to deserve that then!

2024-11-21T22:04:37Z

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we will do our best to deserve that then!

she is welcome to write for Cat News anytime... it might be a ...

2024-11-21T22:02:01Z

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she is welcome to write for Cat News anytime... it might be a while before we win any awards though

When the human is writing, Lydia (Greater London, UK) has come to ...

2024-11-21T18:13:11Z

When the human is writing, Lydia (Greater London, UK) has come to understand this is actually a game, and the goal is for her to get the pen out of her human’s hand. The game been getting much easier lately though, because her human has been giving Lydia her own pen at the start.

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There has been some consternation in the house about whether or ...

2024-11-19T17:48:10Z

There has been some consternation in the house about whether or not the humans are going to forget dinner time. Doug (Somerset, UK) has been doing his best to allay this concern by running over to his food bowl every time the humans stand up or move.

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Toby (Ontario, Canada) is more than happy to entertain his human ...

2024-11-17T18:13:34Z

Toby (Ontario, Canada) is more than happy to entertain his human and play with the rolled-up sock they threw to him. That is, as long as he doesn’t have to get up.

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While a cat sitter was staying over, Bumble (Buckinghamshire, UK) ...

2024-11-09T19:02:19Z

While a cat sitter was staying over, Bumble (Buckinghamshire, UK) went to drink in her nightly place only to find it full of water. She was not impressed with the sitter having to dry her off and the excuse that the sitter had been taking a bath! What she should be doing was turning the tap on just enough for Bumble to have a drink from.

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A new routine has been established. Cathy (aka Cat, Surrey, UK), ...

2024-10-22T18:31:32Z

A new routine has been established. Cathy (aka Cat, Surrey, UK), now insists upon having her chin scratched before her human is allowed to go to bed. If she doesn’t get them then she will throw her head at her human’s hand.

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The human got up in the night to get a glass of water. Reginald ...

2024-10-12T17:43:01Z

The human got up in the night to get a glass of water. Reginald (Wiltshire, UK), ever the stalwart protector, followed them all through the house to the kitchen and every step of the way back to bed. Once they were back where they were supposed to be, he disappeared into the night… until breakfast time.

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Pippin (BC, Canada) is a very inventive cat. Lately he has ...

2024-09-21T17:24:46Z

Pippin (BC, Canada) is a very inventive cat. Lately he has invented a whole new way to attack his human’s feet when the least expect it. Turns out if he hides under the sofa, the feet come to him and he can leap out and surprise them.

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Marlowe (Buckinghamshire, UK) is exhausted, and has had to take a ...

2024-09-12T17:04:26Z

Marlowe (Buckinghamshire, UK) is exhausted, and has had to take a huge nap after watching her human cleaning the house. So much movement she had to observe. Truly her human needs to slow down.

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Ketzeleh (USA) raced to the scene immediately to help with ...

2024-09-08T17:07:31Z

Ketzeleh (USA) raced to the scene immediately to help with cleanup after a kitchen accident scattered a bowl of crunchies on the floor. She did not rest until every last crunchie was accounted for, in her tummy.

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Teddy (Pennsylvania, USA) unfortunately has b-cell lymphoma. But ...

2024-09-07T16:13:38Z

Teddy (Pennsylvania, USA) unfortunately has b-cell lymphoma. But recent scans show his tumors are shrinking from the treatment!!! He will need to get radiation and then chemotherapy, but he is tolerating the chemo very well. Please cross your fingers that this little bean stays around for another 15 years.

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Pippin (BC, Canada) may be the Cat News CEO, but he is still held ...

2024-09-01T16:58:45Z

Pippin (BC, Canada) may be the Cat News CEO, but he is still held to certain codes of conduct. In the brief absence of the Cat News editor he has apparently broken all of them - jumping on the counter, destroying mugs and causing mayhem. We shall see how he copes now that the law is back in town.

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Missy (Greater London, UK) loves snack time, and eats her snack ...

2024-08-20T18:24:35Z

Missy (Greater London, UK) loves snack time, and eats her snack up super fast. Then afterwards she likes to take her time and make her human stand there, hand outstretched, while she licks up every last piece of snack dust from their fingers.

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Clifford (Minnesota, USA) is helpfully helping his human with the ...

2024-08-16T18:21:09Z

Clifford (Minnesota, USA) is helpfully helping his human with the renovation work by NOT touching the box of screws, even though he clearly wants to. This is a remarkable display of restraint from the little guy.

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Keiran (Lancashire, UK) smelled some very nice smells from the ...

2024-08-14T17:11:59Z

Keiran (Lancashire, UK) smelled some very nice smells from the dinner table and went to investigate. In fact he got far too close to the takeaway food that had just been put up there and the humans were forced to intervene.

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The humans can rest assured knowing that their ankles are safe, ...

2024-08-11T17:21:18Z

The humans can rest assured knowing that their ankles are safe, probably. Tosh (Shropshire, UK) is watching from under the sofa and probably won’t decided to attack them.

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Cats Of Mastodon! We are the algorithm. If you see a cat, boost a ...

2023-09-13T16:45:37Z

Cats Of Mastodon! We are the algorithm. If you see a cat, boost a cat!

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