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  <title>Nostr notes by Bena Lugosi</title>
  <author>
    <name>Bena Lugosi</name>
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      <title type="html">I really really hate running. It is stupid and idiotic and hurty ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgfr9l2cmtp3qe9cv90ae2qyz25htlx4squrflnmah4tsxghucypgzjl6fl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…l6fl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I really really hate running. It is stupid and idiotic and hurty and hot and my legs hurt and it&amp;#39;s night time and I just want pie and sleep. Why can&amp;#39;t it be pie and sleep time. Why must it always be hot and hurty time. Why not pastry and restorative rest. Why can&amp;#39;t I get what I need from flour. Flour loves me. Running is my sworn enemy. It&amp;#39;s like I&amp;#39;m in that stupid video game from the 1980s where you had to mash the buttons to make the person run. Only I am the person and I must mash my own buttons. Why cannot someone mash my buttons for me. Why do they even need to be mashed. THIS IS 2026 WE HAVE WIRELESS CHARGING.
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    <updated>2026-10-27T18:50:53Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">It is DARK. It is COLD. It is RAINING. I am TIRED. I had a bad ...</title>
    
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      It is DARK. It is COLD. It is RAINING. I am TIRED. I had a bad day at work yesterday which I responded to by having a bit of a LATE NIGHT. I had to go to LONDON TOWN today, which is the loudest and most terrifying place on this or any other PLANET.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I cannot convey to you the depths of which I do not wish to go running. I haven&amp;#39;t been in weeks because I&amp;#39;ve been ill. I don&amp;#39;t think I even remember how to run. Is that the one with the arms?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Trish is basically making me go. Urgh. Stupid Trish. I&amp;#39;m sure she hates me.
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    <updated>2026-10-27T18:36:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Important witch travel announcement ...</title>
    
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      Important witch travel announcement&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/513/856/918/414/766/original/7b4153771e3447fb.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-27T16:41:06Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">All of human accomplishment - an entire history of vast ...</title>
    
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      All of human accomplishment - an entire history of vast technological advancement. And yet the enduring achievement will be the Nazca Lines. No one gives a shit about the iPhone mate, show me your big ground drawings.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/500/376/606/383/354/original/376ff1894de36eac.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/500/376/876/569/776/original/6a3f55adc869280a.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/500/377/131/298/058/original/78a926b2dcd8dcc0.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T07:38:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">TiL there&amp;#39;s a new film where Olivia Coleman fully goes to ...</title>
    
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      TiL there&amp;#39;s a new film where Olivia Coleman fully goes to town on Alexander Skarsgård as a basket-person with a wicker penis however when I create Belinda Carlisle out of fish fingers *I&amp;#39;m* the weirdo&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://variety.com/2026/artisans/news/what-alexander-skarsgard-wicker-basket-was-made-from-1236929863/&#34;&gt;https://variety.com/2026/artisans/news/what-alexander-skarsgard-wicker-basket-was-made-from-1236929863/&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T07:21:21Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Obamas speech is absolutely brutal. &amp;#39;He’s got the White ...</title>
    
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      Obamas speech is absolutely brutal. &amp;#39;He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory&amp;#39;. 😂😂😂😂
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    <updated>2026-10-24T20:13:16Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I never agreed to all of these rules. I will accept physics and ...</title>
    
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      I never agreed to all of these rules. I will accept physics and common sense but I do not believe in this structure. Why must I do what someone else has just made up. I will do the making up from now on. The Utilities companies have to all give me a grand a month. Sorry I don&amp;#39;t make the rules (I do make the rules now).
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    <updated>2026-10-24T18:10:46Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m bringing back greeting people in the streets. I have thus ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m bringing back greeting people in the streets. I have thus far good-morning&amp;#39;d 6 unsuspecting folk of my local community and have achieved a 100% hit rate. I cannot be stopped. I am the friendly neighbourhood....Goodmorning-Man. Goodmorning-Man, Goodmorning-Man. Does whatever a goodmorning can.
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    <updated>2026-10-24T09:13:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Found this existed recently! ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvvawqlvjgehs9xc6afgn9p8ygak9xvufrtpm7l5jw7r6hn238jgsgzyz0q&#39;&gt;nevent1q…yz0q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Found this existed recently!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/494/497/572/635/796/original/1bedcfb6dd7b0900.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-24T06:36:48Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I regret to have to inform you that it is a dancing in the ...</title>
    
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      I regret to have to inform you that it is a dancing in the kitchen sort of evening x
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    <updated>2026-10-23T18:28:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Wolverpeen. I think that&amp;#39;s quite self-explanatory.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8y350q30zsfrf53w6aeh0lfwnagy28tmvt92rpytk47rf0nrfsvqgs09wd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…09wd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wolverpeen. I think that&amp;#39;s quite self-explanatory.
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    <updated>2026-10-23T05:54:05Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs8y350q30zsfrf53w6aeh0lfwnagy28tmvt92rpytk47rf0nrfsvqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307x86zty</title>
    
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      An XMen but it&amp;#39;s just infinite snot. &amp;#39;The Blower&amp;#39;
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    <updated>2026-10-23T05:52:26Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve got a bit weird about talking about this online since ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyp5wwdutvmenq4dw6gdm6pvg8h0julmzcne9sp53l4a5pcdzsuyczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307aknwvt" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9vn49zaauelxk70cz5qut5dpv37qqaa5xvjdeth9r6f3xm5mx6mqm5ys0f&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ys0f&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve got a bit weird about talking about this online since diagnosis; primarily since the big push towards over-diagnosis and the medicalisation of the human condition. But I realise we should probably talk about it for visibility and so we don&amp;#39;t feel alone, like I have a bit recently. After 5 years of extremely intrusive tests, and a general sense of &amp;#39;everyone thinks they&amp;#39;re AuDHD nowadays&amp;#39;, which I pursued largely because a raft of previous diagnoses didn&amp;#39;t really fit, I had a final Dx of definitely 100% no question AuDHD. However, the ongoing public narrative has convinced me that I am a stupid attention-seeking fool. I was offered medication, and despite living my life for nearly 5 decades without it, I thought it might be interesting to try it for focus. It worked but the side effects were unexpected and I immediately thought I was a huge fraud and that this journey I&amp;#39;ve been on has been some kind of incredibly self-serving nonsense, and that I&amp;#39;m stealing resources from people in actual need. Cue a lot of spiralling. I had a meeting today to talk about it, and was fortunate enough to have a consultant who was brilliant - basically called me a dickhead and pointed out the very very long diagnostic process isn&amp;#39;t just guesswork and I didn&amp;#39;t &amp;#39;trick&amp;#39; them into believing I&amp;#39;m something I&amp;#39;m not. Still I&amp;#39;m not convinced. But I realise I&amp;#39;m probably not alone in this. It seems very very cruel to me. The journey I went on was emotionally extremely difficult and stressful. But I&amp;#39;m infinitely grateful to the community on here who have helped me more than I can express. If anyone feels the same or ever wants to talk about it or just shoot the shit and talk about stuff, I am always happy to chat and you&amp;#39;re welcome to message me separately. X😊❤️
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    <updated>2026-10-22T19:52:50Z</updated>
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      They should invent a year that&amp;#39;s good
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    <updated>2026-10-22T06:43:41Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Youngest finally made me sit down and watch Spirited Away with ...</title>
    
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      Youngest finally made me sit down and watch Spirited Away with her. And it was brilliant. Mad and gorgeous. If you haven&amp;#39;t seen and you weren&amp;#39;t sure - do it. X
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    <updated>2026-10-18T21:50:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I like to imagine they&amp;#39;re a specialist home lighting company</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsg7kjctgks2xcxgluzj6r5vgps7w8ypc73k2c550skf8ynaj3tsnc83hqqz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hqqz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I like to imagine they&amp;#39;re a specialist home lighting company
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    <updated>2026-10-18T11:33:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Does anyone know how to join the Illuminati? I am available if ...</title>
    
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      Does anyone know how to join the Illuminati? I am available if anyone knows any of them. I&amp;#39;m happy to make the teas, am morally flexible and am happy to come up with shadowy plans of global domination.
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    <updated>2026-10-18T11:24:18Z</updated>
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      Top tip! Drink some water you filthy beast. X
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    <updated>2026-10-17T23:30:36Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrntd9pyscvmedachwy477hskal3v3wwl6ak8ysaxygaahltder5qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dlqrz4</title>
    
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      Fedi *LOVES* butts
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    <updated>2026-10-17T19:16:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxz8qlnt952jsnkc5eqk3u6yzy5w84vppm7hk20t45tuw4crsgjhgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307v5enqt</id>
    
      <title type="html">I quite LITERALLY don&amp;#39;t care what anyone is doing or thinks ...</title>
    
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      I quite LITERALLY don&amp;#39;t care what anyone is doing or thinks on twitter. There is nothing I need to know from any person who chooses to engage with that site. They have zero value to me. I do not respect them. There are no exceptions. If you think of someone that might be, you are wrong. You cannot justify feeding a vehicle that causes catastrophic harm and pain.
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    <updated>2026-10-17T12:16:33Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t suppose you want to see 200 cats being woken up from ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxxrv69prgq0u96hnta8zvpty4uva95rurqwcw0j5puqnzyn6lvnczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307xvxaaf" />
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      I don&amp;#39;t suppose you want to see 200 cats being woken up from anaesthesia?...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/455/177/274/326/989/original/07216c91c4e6c6ad.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-17T08:04:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszrahmvxmts2rtvcn2fnmtyk49t2we30yr5kfmx3399rvp6rj9nuqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307gncrz2</id>
    
      <title type="html">❤️😊 There are so so many really very excellent people ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszrahmvxmts2rtvcn2fnmtyk49t2we30yr5kfmx3399rvp6rj9nuqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307gncrz2" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvk6ask0czx5yl5sy3xj7plj45g3k3zd2h8axtz3wp6wf2d4rzlycwsfhed&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fhed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;❤️😊&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There are so so many really very excellent people here, but yes you do have to find them. But once you do you&amp;#39;ll find this is the absolutely best place by a country mile (whatever that is). My suggestion would be to follow people who are prolific boosters aswell, then follow people they boost etc. I fully agree with the above and would add &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1388cy7ljtym4jag6l7d9c2tczk64y7c4qhxzy2g87wfy830760xqlusxrr&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Max Leibman&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1388…sxrr&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; for the lols, &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1sdtmthavy8fe287s540v6enuq3mwh2qxt3v7z8pcl8sydfe4933su9pz3h&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;paul&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1sdt…pz3h&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; for being the beating heart of Fedi, &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1he23n04ulx98psawa2dt3lld38rwp3jpghvmf5aa98emypgqzdss0e7mrm&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;batkaren&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1he2…7mrm&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; for being...... whatever they are (unadulterated joy), and a whole host of other people I adore.... &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1wnwcyf33pzrtvr59am3xzk4hsgzhrjlq0w7tr28m8rgyurw95c2qed9wy5&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Nick&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1wnw…9wy5&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1q6j5cncy9vtz48rk8dthzyl46ktzlzkhh3le9hratdugak7ry4tqez64ds&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Jessica Rooster&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1q6j…64ds&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, [@alice](&lt;a href=&#34;https://lgbtqia.space/@alice&#34;&gt;https://lgbtqia.space/@alice&lt;/a&gt; ), &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1mqyag2c5cnnay992gqxsn47n7nzlur4qexth2zwu0krfvfawunpsh32gyv&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;May likes Toronto&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1mqy…2gyv&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub13pt0ylxgs99kelt7zad95r3zq8wzkddsfsksmnewgf0wzvs05t2s3dfuyd&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Jules she/her&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub13pt…fuyd&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; - all of whom (that&amp;#39;s right, I said whom) will improve your life immeasurably and would form the most unlikely team in the event of an apocalypse scenario, but do you know what..... I reckon might actually not be a bad group to be with. Genuinely reckon we could cobble together a pretty decent chance at survival. Although I realise as I write this we&amp;#39;d be unable to propogate the species as virtually everyone is gay, so we&amp;#39;d have to adopt and raise a bunch of animals instead, launching.... Humanity 2.0: Racoons.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Edit - sorry should have mentioned that we are all quite chatty aswell - not just posting stuff for engagement. Very community focused and friendly. This list is absolutely not exhaustive - there really are so many people here who are lovely connections to make. 😊❤️
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    <updated>2026-10-17T07:16:09Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-11T10:00:39Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Charlotte&amp;#39;s Web Site</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-11T09:21:13Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">A Rubbish Tale of Two Cities Alice&amp;#39;s Boring Adventures in ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-11T09:20:46Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Penises Of Mice and Men</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-11T09:06:32Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">A Terry&amp;#39;s Clockwork Orange</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-11T09:06:06Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-11T08:58:49Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Must.... Not.... Say.... The..... Sex Diary..... of...... ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-11T08:53:01Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Ruin a book by adding a word The EVIL Bible Captain Corelli&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
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      Ruin a book by adding a word&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The EVIL Bible&lt;br/&gt;Captain Corelli&amp;#39;s Mandolin Hammer&lt;br/&gt;Pride and Racial Prejudice&lt;br/&gt;The Problematic Godfather &lt;br/&gt;The Great Big Gatsby&lt;br/&gt;The Count Dracula of Monty Cristo &lt;br/&gt;The Lord of the Penis Rings&lt;br/&gt;Black Beauty Pageant &lt;br/&gt;Watership Down Syndrome&lt;br/&gt;The Erotic Tale of Peter Rabbit&lt;br/&gt;The Secret Murder Diary of Adrian Mole&lt;br/&gt;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Massacre &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(reckon I&amp;#39;ve improved some NOT ALL of these tbh)
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    <updated>2026-10-11T08:48:17Z</updated>
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      Tapping our of Bames Nond because it is 2am and I am tired. Fedi, you are, as always, a terrific goose. Stay true to yourself. NEVER dance with the devil in the pale moonlight (or always do, I get confused) and remember.... *insert insightful advice here*. I love you, you gorgeous miscreants. May some of your dreams come true, but like not too many that you become complacent and they lose their value. You HAVE value (even if you think you don&amp;#39;t), and if things are currently sub-optimal, trust that they WILL and CAN get better. I am an enormous dickhead, but my offer still stands for anyone having a struggle that needs someone to just shoot the shit with - you&amp;#39;re always welcome to DM me and I&amp;#39;m up for a chitchat. I&amp;#39;ve been there, babes. With bells on. But it&amp;#39;s all relative and I&amp;#39;m not saying my lived experience is more valuable than yours or anything. But it does mean that I&amp;#39;m committed to paying it forwards when I&amp;#39;m in a more positive space, which I happen to be at the moment. You&amp;#39;ve got people who will listen and absorb some of the pain. Even if you think that&amp;#39;s impossible. Together apes strong. Blah. Night night. You&amp;#39;re not alone. X
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    <updated>2026-10-10T01:10:52Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstck29e4cjfp40zw7jd4yc58tkhaf4tgg4tvyztapeyrpar7aefwgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307jm8y3r</title>
    
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      James Bond tank chase
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    <updated>2026-10-10T00:38:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">People who are disabled in some way are not less than, and do not ...</title>
    
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      People who are disabled in some way are not less than, and do not deserve to be pitied or looked down on. If they want your help they&amp;#39;ll fucking ask for it. Do not say awww or they&amp;#39;re so brave or whatever. Dignity is universal and shouldn&amp;#39;t have to be won. You are not the moral arbiter of their life. X
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    <updated>2026-10-08T23:20:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Buses would be so much better if there were no cars and like ...</title>
    
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      Buses would be so much better if there were no cars and like loads and loads of buses and they were fast so basically trains
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    <updated>2026-10-07T16:20:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">It is the year 2034. It is now mandatory to show your ID to the ...</title>
    
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      It is the year 2034. It is now mandatory to show your ID to the toilet.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ID NOT VERIFIED. LID WILL REMAIN CLOSED UNTIL YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY UPLOADED YOUR PASSPORT, COMPLETED THE RETINA SCAN AND IDENTIFIED ALL SQUARES CONTAINING A SCOOTER.
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    <updated>2026-10-07T12:18:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">😂 This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool ...</title>
    
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      😂 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign after vandalism&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/politics/council/this-is-how-many-times-council-has-repainted-l-on-pool-square-street-sign-after-vandalism-9219390&#34;&gt;https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/politics/council/this-is-how-many-times-council-has-repainted-l-on-pool-square-street-sign-after-vandalism-9219390&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-02T06:45:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">What an absolutely marvellous evening. Thanks to someone really ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvaqj6wk8qagktmuk730uzuhrcwysh6z0rmvrq8f29cst4k8kvmfqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307uu8cf5" />
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      What an absolutely marvellous evening. Thanks to someone really lovely thinking of me when unable to go, I got to take youngest tonight to My Neighbour Totoro. Really great. Lovely. Mysterious. Hilarious. Exciting. Perfect night, really. Had a really Very Good hang with kiddo and it was just a top tier experience for us both that goes straight into the formative memories/win box. Strong recommend. Lovely theatre aswell. Today was a good day. ❤️😊🙌&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/362/227/188/283/332/original/eaffafd797497be8.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/362/235/814/774/311/original/4b0bae20e89c8d36.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/362/235/783/225/977/original/afb0c50ca95d95ed.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-30T22:07:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Saved up for months to go to the cheapest accommodation we could ...</title>
    
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      Saved up for months to go to the cheapest accommodation we could find (a barely converted horse stable) in order to go to a friend&amp;#39;s wedding.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Booking dot com: YOU SHOULD GO ON HOLIDAY EVERY WEEK HAVE A LOOK AT THESE
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    <updated>2026-09-30T15:43:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">The human checkout assistants barely ever do that ...</title>
    
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      The human checkout assistants barely ever do that&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/360/222/872/705/928/original/6a564feba333aa97.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-30T13:30:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">As we go into yet another day, I am bouyed by the thought that ...</title>
    
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      As we go into yet another day, I am bouyed by the thought that once humanity is finally destroyed by our own hand, the Earth will recover. Within 100 years most modern buildings, houses, and roads will collapse or be completely overgrown by plants and trees, and by 1,000 years steel and concrete structures will have crumbled into dust. Almost all physical evidence of human civilization on the surface will be erased within 10,000 years, leaving behind only buried plastics, altered rock layers, and bronze artifacts. The climate will return to pre-human levels within 100,000 Years - although air and water pollution will clear up rapidly, it&amp;#39;ll take greenhouse gases several thousand years to drop to pre-industrial levels, as oceans and forests absorb the excess carbon, and by 80,000 years radioactive waste will finally decay to natural background levels. Rebuilding biodiversity will take a little longer, with Scientists estimating it will take 3 to 10 million years for global biodiversity and lost ecosystems to return to pre-human baselines. And when the Earth is once again clean and pure, I shall return to rule the new Eden. Have a great day, everyone! Not long left now! X
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    <updated>2026-09-30T06:31:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">There&amp;#39;s a guy I walk past every morning as he&amp;#39;s walking ...</title>
    
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      There&amp;#39;s a guy I walk past every morning as he&amp;#39;s walking his dog and I want to shoot him finger guns and declare 7AM BRO&amp;#39;S, but I worry it&amp;#39;d be weird
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    <updated>2026-09-30T06:15:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsq99gf7qz36t9qr838aewr8n4wgx2uun34hjp7z5gmh6nyemzqapgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3073kvyeu</title>
    
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      Lol&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/353/065/762/295/784/original/6f340b6aa6c8d0b7.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-29T07:09:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday! ...</title>
    
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      Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday!&lt;br/&gt;T̊͏̯ȕ͙̺̑͟ḙ̈́ͅs̗̃̄d̦̙̽̇a̙̣͋ỵ̹͐!̠̎ T̼ͧu̓̋͏͙ė̦̪ś͔͖̐̀d̢̹̽a͖̅̈́́y̩̦̎̕!͎̀͟ T̺ͥụ̳ͤ͝eͬͥ҉̹̦s̬̈́d͔͗̕a̧̺͋͊ỳ̮̬!̥̇&lt;br/&gt;T̅̓͛҉̯̭̤̱͢u̻̳̗͙͒̀̐ͮ͢ẻ̺̺̱̿̽͡s̼̺͋́́͞d̸̢̳̯ͩ͑̑a̵̮͖ͪ̀ͧ̃y̭̮͓̼ͧ͗̅́!̡͖̒ͅ Ţ̺̗̠̆ͥ̋ű̷̗͓̪ͤe̴͍̞̓͊ͭs̨̨̬̖̞ͦͨ͋d̆̉͘͏̯͎̩̙a̵ͨ͊ͧ̋͏̠̲̠ÿ́̋̉͏̸̱͎̹̲!̠ͯ͢ T̪̝̈́͑ͥ͜u̢͍͕̇ͭȩ̝̰ͩ̓ͬͅs̫̲̣͙̃̈̅̆͠d̸̫̪͉̎ͬ̑͘ͅa̶̙̖ͩ̄ͧỳ̞̓͘͞ͅ!̎̊҉͈̳&lt;br/&gt;T̶̢̘͇͙͓̦͕̝̓̑̽͒͛̌ͫ͘u͌̌ͫ͒ͮ̓͋͢҉͎̳̙͠ͅę̶̖̻̮̼̙̼̈́ͩ͌͐̓̈̇́s̨̧̯̼̻͈̼ͣ̅͋͊ͨd̨̧̤̫̳̼̮ͭͣ̆́̕a̴̵͚̲̤̹ͬͫ̑̋̕y̸͎̯̱̭̻̥͕̌ͥ̈̑̄ͮ͟͡!̸̺̣̃ͥ T̨̞̹͉̹̏̅͌̍́ụ͔͉̉̈́̑̅ͣ̀̕ͅĕ̩͈͉͕̯̣͕͋͑ͯͣ̿̾́͢͟s̵̯̻̼̯̋ͣ́͑́͜d͖̻͙̪͕̰ͯ̐ͬͥͨ́͜aͯ̈ͭ̑͠҉͕̯̤̳̮̜͢y̷̭̝̗̎̔̌ͥͤ̎̆̕͡ͅ!͕̥͓ͥ͛̑͊͘ T̰͓͚̰̊̐̍ͣ̕̕͟ȕ͗ͪͪ͏̸̤̝͎̗̯̟̗͘ě̅ͦ̒̎̇҉͓̖͖̘̫͞ś̮̮̣͔͖̯͌͑ͮ̈̂̆̀͡d̴̢̗̳̥͕̫̀̿̋̉ͧa̟̘̰͓̖ͮ͐̆ͨ̂ͫ̓͢͝͝y̶̳̝͈̣̜͇̋̓ͧ̍͛̈͢!̛̟̱̖̓̃̔͝ͅ&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;T̸̸̢̧̰̫̤̹̳͚͎̱̈́ͤ̈ͧ͂̈ͮ̂̑͒ͬ́u̵͇̤͖̞͍͓̣ͨ̽ͧ̌̓̓ͨ̇ͣ͘͢͢ȅͨ͑̄̅̿͌ͣͮͬ̏҉̵͖̩̠̞̫̙̰̘̝́͡͡s̶̸̛̠̰̟̹͔͕̲͉̤̝̰̈́͊̽̉̇̾ͯ̓ͩͧ̕͝d̏͌ͬ͂ͫ͒͌͏̵̴̳̼̰̯̱̟̼̭͕̞ą̶̛̛̪̳̤͉̠̗̫̎͂͑̐͛̊̂̈́͝y̵̧̰̻̘̥̞͎͓̞ͨͫͧ̓̂ͧͣ̒̕͠͠!̸̨ͨ̓ͧ̂͏͖̰̦͈͎̟ T̎͒̌ͫͧ̾̈́̇̀͝͏͉͓͍̳̗̝̰̮̠̠̠ư̧̢̛̥͔̲̞̗̤̖ͨ͊ͧ̉̂ͦ́e̢̟̘͖͎̘̺͕̹̽̾͌̿ͤ̌̎͊̌̐͐̕͝͠s̶̵̡̛͚͍̥̝̠̘͕̏͊͂̎ͩ͑ͩ̾͑̐̓͞d͒̅͐ͩ̃̃̏̆ͧͭ͂҉҉̢̮̤̬̩̫̹̞̦̤̥͓̀a̶̶͂̍̔͒͐̃̄̌ͮ͏͕͈͖͈̲̭̤̰̳̦̦y̴̧͖̲̲͇͙̱̙̰̙͋͛̔͂ͮ̅͋͑̏ͬ͌̀͡͡!̧̏̓ͮ͊ͯͬ͏̹͚̭͔͠ T̶̸̶̨̺̣͇̭͕̲̗͓͕̱ͤ̒̅̾̿̓ͭ͋ͭͥ̄u̜̳͈̯̝͕͇̞ͬ͛̃̆̒͊̎ͥ͋́́͟͠ȅ̸̛̱̜͖͓̝̣͕̎̀̎͂̉͋̃ͣ̓̕͞s̷̶̢̟̬̘̮̜͍̮̪̹̦͉ͭ̌ͧ̆͂͂ͤ̉̕͞ḍ̡̨̛̝̬͈̗͓̪̯̆ͦ̊́ͯͤͭ́̕͠a̅̂ͪ̇ͯͦ̔͊ͧͭ̾҉̞͉̜̘͍͕̰͎̭̱̟͢͝y̱̱̱̳͇̗͈̟͇̅̄̌͋̃̐̐ͧ́̕͢!̨̞̟̪͕͕̯̀̆̈́͐̀
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    <updated>2026-09-29T06:40:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m going to cook the absolute shit out of some mushrooms ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m going to cook the absolute shit out of some mushrooms tonight. I&amp;#39;ve been hankering all day after some mushroom bacon. I don&amp;#39;t know if that&amp;#39;s a thing or just what I call it, but it&amp;#39;s basically mushrooms cooked down in soy, maple, garlic and smoked paprika until it&amp;#39;s chewy. I&amp;#39;m then going to make a cashew/nooch/smoked salt cream, some GF pasta, and I&amp;#39;m going to throw it all together with an amount of parsley that would anger the gods of Olympus. Plantbased, gluten free, dairy free carbanana. Just like they do in Roma. Hooray! What are you having for dinner tonight? X
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    <updated>2026-09-28T16:17:43Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I like witches. I would also like to live deliciously. I also ...</title>
    
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      I like witches. I would also like to live deliciously. I also quite fancy dancing naked around a big fire with my mates. Not sure I could eat a whole baby though. However I do love old artwork around Halloween (or as it was originally known; All Hail Owen) and was just idly searching for ghouls and witches and whatnot and came across this article which I quite enjoyed. The title word is a bit emotive, but I quite like they&amp;#39;re claiming it here so think it&amp;#39;s probably OK. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hags and Slags? Witches in Art&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.dailyartmagazine.com/witches-in-art/&#34;&gt;https://www.dailyartmagazine.com/witches-in-art/&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-27T21:19:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvxsluvfe9urufrez6wy88535ra6ey39g2zr3pld9nlxu3p885zhqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3072rllv0</id>
    
      <title type="html">You can still dance in the ER. They can&amp;#39;t stop you. (they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvxsluvfe9urufrez6wy88535ra6ey39g2zr3pld9nlxu3p885zhqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3072rllv0" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp6p5qw482qytkmfn97l2le0v4jycckys5z43re4m66rr25tc2xdckzpqgr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pqgr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You can still dance in the ER. They can&amp;#39;t stop you. (they can)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I hope you&amp;#39;re OK? Was it a fun injury/story or something terrible that I&amp;#39;m going to massively regret asking about?.....
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    <updated>2026-09-27T10:38:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Wedding done. I looked terrific. Caught up with a lot of old ...</title>
    
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      Wedding done. I looked terrific. Caught up with a lot of old friends (AND enemies). Wedding was great. Food was great. I made friends with one of the women working, so she kept stealing wine from other tables and giving it to me, so I drank a lot of wine. Just to be polite, of course. As an entirely separate coincidence I therefore started the dancefloor going and had to be pried away around midnight with the promise of something bready. Not saying I danced a lot but I apparently did twenty thousand steps last night and I also told quite a lot of people I was in love with them. I am pretty sure I also proposed to at least 5 people. I also kissed the brides father. I am a stone cold nightmare at weddings. Something about the joy and the sugar that just sends me. I&amp;#39;ve showered and had make feel better pills, coffee and electrolytes. I now want to go and see the sea. I&amp;#39;m just saying stuff now. Like that. And this. It&amp;#39;s all just words from my mind. Presented to you. Have my words! I hope you&amp;#39;re having a terrific Sunday. You are a literal tiger. X🐯
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    <updated>2026-09-27T08:47:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs98ql5a52lw5zzpnmx7za7vhyu4vs5x6hcytndl34pzmu5re8rrnczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307n65tul</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yes they do ...</title>
    
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      Yes they do&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/341/730/981/127/388/original/26bb94433cf8ed24.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-27T07:05:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstat7ll52af5vcalqvu89mxgzgaguhzayul89k5wgyeqr4yz8tgkqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3075u6rjn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Another Scalzi quote I&amp;#39;m enjoying... People like churros. Are ...</title>
    
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      Another Scalzi quote I&amp;#39;m enjoying... &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;People like churros. Are you happy? Have a churro. Depressed? Have a churro. About to go to prison for embezzlement? Have a churro before you go. Just got out of prison? Churro time.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-24T12:29:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfl8rmd8afun025ee94g4m2ut2p9lyerl9q89amnrr9qa67af0zwqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307xmtqs2</id>
    
      <title type="html">This is pretty incredible Manhattan museum showcases truck ...</title>
    
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      This is pretty incredible &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Manhattan museum showcases truck driver&amp;#39;s giant model of NYC &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/nyc-model-museum-joe-macken-b3052652.html&#34;&gt;https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/nyc-model-museum-joe-macken-b3052652.html&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-20T05:43:16Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs27ceq0kcpys55mdct3d394j4kpu7nhlm86cjhzlv3xgecruzpwwszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3072grxwd</id>
    
      <title type="html">ACAB (All Cops Are Battyholes)</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs27ceq0kcpys55mdct3d394j4kpu7nhlm86cjhzlv3xgecruzpwwszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3072grxwd" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqtjyxmfn80euqqeqr2yfhmmmxltpxvt2sq4xdlhlpczu2wtg8ers64leul&#39;&gt;nevent1q…leul&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ACAB (All Cops Are Battyholes)
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    <updated>2026-09-20T05:41:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqtjyxmfn80euqqeqr2yfhmmmxltpxvt2sq4xdlhlpczu2wtg8erszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3073w9aeq</id>
    
      <title type="html">Lol. Also his hat is too big. A Metropolitan Police officer has ...</title>
    
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      Lol. Also his hat is too big. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A Metropolitan Police officer has been sacked for posting social media videos in which he described the force as corrupt, called colleagues &amp;#34;liars&amp;#34;, &amp;#34;wastemen&amp;#34; and &amp;#34;batty holes&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq804xx8k3rmo&#34;&gt;https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq804xx8k3rmo&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-20T05:39:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszddtg77zdf3n5x4p00aghayzu23szsfg9d434uffgf03a7y9ch8czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307sef7mu</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqszddtg77zdf3n5x4p00aghayzu23szsfg9d434uffgf03a7y9ch8czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307sef7mu</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszddtg77zdf3n5x4p00aghayzu23szsfg9d434uffgf03a7y9ch8czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307sef7mu" />
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       &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/296/455/039/395/537/original/d76ea49f86fd32c2.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-19T07:11:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6c5lhj79jmzyuulws66hhyh5rq3m444g9av93ccttjlmhql7kwgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307kjwh69</id>
    
      <title type="html">If I were a ticket inspector I would simply just not worry about ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6c5lhj79jmzyuulws66hhyh5rq3m444g9av93ccttjlmhql7kwgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307kjwh69" />
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      If I were a ticket inspector I would simply just not worry about people who didn&amp;#39;t have tickets. Don&amp;#39;t worry about it m8. Civilisation is a thin veneer and society is a construct. Money isn&amp;#39;t real. You&amp;#39;re spinning a thousand miles an hour on a rock hurtling through an infinite void. Time is an illusion. Now kiss me and let us run away from all of this. To SPAIN!
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    <updated>2026-09-17T16:48:02Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd2fq8qtur038df838tf7sr8v6hzh9g3m9086k3s2gar9z84ul2tgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30797ck4s</id>
    
      <title type="html">In a place called SMEETH that has a lil cat on its sign ...</title>
    
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      In a place called SMEETH that has a lil cat on its sign&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/287/043/730/834/890/original/930e3447913141b5.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-17T15:17:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspvxr97k68knvppa3metalfy07x444030t273rp439cw4euxr9ygqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307yqudl6</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqspvxr97k68knvppa3metalfy07x444030t273rp439cw4euxr9ygqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307yqudl6</title>
    
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      The Netherlands is what I call my downstairs area
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    <updated>2026-09-17T05:50:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstqfsr0wg8l822w3sysp27k4lgq0aj0kmf5tqmv5hr3hknjs6fnpszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ljuape</id>
    
      <title type="html">Everyone has been very nice to me today. Apologies if anyone has ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstqfsr0wg8l822w3sysp27k4lgq0aj0kmf5tqmv5hr3hknjs6fnpszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ljuape" />
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      Everyone has been very nice to me today. Apologies if anyone has thought me replying with emojis is a bit rubbish. I&amp;#39;m not very good at dealing with people being genuinely kind. So do please know it really did mean an awful lot to me - genuinely - it&amp;#39;s just I&amp;#39;m shit at responding. ❤️
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    <updated>2026-09-15T18:35:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhwkr5ukr3858cgsqjfmtyfnf2kw357l5ytj7ckfm0c7hmn3y79czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30796jee3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Went looking for a penis-related image for a joke I&amp;#39;ve ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhwkr5ukr3858cgsqjfmtyfnf2kw357l5ytj7ckfm0c7hmn3y79czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30796jee3" />
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      Went looking for a penis-related image for a joke I&amp;#39;ve already forgotten because I fell down a penis-hole (rabbit-hole)...&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/275/314/554/190/146/original/ac5e62dd0d07f108.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/275/320/074/848/004/original/d67e75647e5f1d4d.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/275/323/339/653/482/original/15a56605fea32e72.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-15T13:39:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtdm7qlnuunt7wegkq3sclzvjuewl58jg35zs4qejrt66elv629qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3075wjmc6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Like The Purge, but birthday-themed</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtdm7qlnuunt7wegkq3sclzvjuewl58jg35zs4qejrt66elv629qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3075wjmc6" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrau33wnya2wha0l55h79st6yl6gedad0sz2lmvtkc2usl4fpp3csywzyam&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zyam&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Like The Purge, but birthday-themed
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    <updated>2026-09-15T13:14:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2xlwv76z2ch0dgkc7jpchp763ms5sfq4rhzr2hzh4r6wnele5clqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307sstrlg</id>
    
      <title type="html">Thank you! *dances in response*</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2xlwv76z2ch0dgkc7jpchp763ms5sfq4rhzr2hzh4r6wnele5clqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307sstrlg" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs252eqdpdvwl9mh7m68dklrhpe3zwjjqjc5j0fhu3hdvpzywq0nhc50dgv0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…dgv0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Thank you! *dances in response*
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    <updated>2026-09-15T12:22:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs96jd3sr54xktg26xfhyu5jnn3zdnjezau52w2r9u747yxrdr89sgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3075w3r0s</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs96jd3sr54xktg26xfhyu5jnn3zdnjezau52w2r9u747yxrdr89sgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3075w3r0s" />
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    <updated>2026-09-15T07:42:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq0qq4whpzyaqxrftdafjaveqr66w7m79xz690cdr32a8z8dwk3mszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307633dmy</id>
    
      <title type="html">Monday tomorrow, fam! 🙌 ...</title>
    
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      Monday tomorrow, fam! 🙌&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/265/606/352/003/622/original/8aceacdbaa63c966.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-13T20:28:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszcprrge6y7ghkcz3puwdjamvnemm04wnqdx76gz9xtg9a83f6deqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30772rfd3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sssshh, don&amp;#39;t you worry baby. Your secrets are totally safe ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszcprrge6y7ghkcz3puwdjamvnemm04wnqdx76gz9xtg9a83f6deqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30772rfd3" />
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      Sssshh, don&amp;#39;t you worry baby. Your secrets are totally safe with me and these 1756 mysterious men in suits. Don&amp;#39;t you even worry about those guys. We all super care about your privacy.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-09-13T19:02:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5gs3n7a5lmun47dqgjy9lsa83gxvhq7sprajrckkaszy5d6qtjczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307qt0ff4</id>
    
      <title type="html">The name&amp;#39;s Birdseye..... *Captain* Birdseye ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5gs3n7a5lmun47dqgjy9lsa83gxvhq7sprajrckkaszy5d6qtjczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307qt0ff4" />
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      The name&amp;#39;s Birdseye..... *Captain* Birdseye&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/263/509/386/163/757/original/868fda12f2ad00fc.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-13T11:34:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">The Purge but it&amp;#39;s just sending all of the awful people to an ...</title>
    
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      The Purge but it&amp;#39;s just sending all of the awful people to an island and letting them all be awful to one another as a little treat
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    <updated>2026-09-13T10:38:52Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Which one of you is this Mastodon tooth found in San Francisco ...</title>
    
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      Which one of you is this&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mastodon tooth found in San Francisco Bay Area&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://apnews.com/article/fossilized-mastodon-tooth-discovery-california-f7acdd7f3a1240ed0710313e2ab87dc8&#34;&gt;https://apnews.com/article/fossilized-mastodon-tooth-discovery-california-f7acdd7f3a1240ed0710313e2ab87dc8&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-13T05:33:44Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Playlist request ...</title>
    
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      Playlist request&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/257/241/823/973/009/original/8c498529e9fc2295.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-12T09:01:33Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Riot bread ...</title>
    
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      Riot bread&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/257/238/063/968/818/original/6239ce69f2a198ca.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-12T08:58:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdtm6r6tsjd9rzr8vcjapdm6w8zfujy8fxl5lc9wfzhy4k8ycp7pczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307esu6uk</id>
    
      <title type="html">I pretty much never look at my follower count anymore, but I did ...</title>
    
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      I pretty much never look at my follower count anymore, but I did for the first time in a while yesterday. Then again this morning after changing my name and avatar. Bunch of unfollows. WHO IS UNFOLLOWING FOR TRANS RIGHTS ON FEDI????? I assume everyone is on board for trans rights down here. Or is it because my name isn&amp;#39;t whimsical enough. TrBens RightBens? This doesn&amp;#39;t work at all.
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    <updated>2026-09-12T06:28:05Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs8j0hx5tdr0mewkpqpf69v4hp6em2ftctuzy6sgq0xezrlpa45ucqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307xcmq5q</title>
    
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      I hath seen my death, and it is salad-shaped
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    <updated>2026-09-09T20:12:29Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Just went through a tunnel called Crucifix Lane next to Druid ...</title>
    
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      Just went through a tunnel called Crucifix Lane next to Druid Street. Some of South London is wild.
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    <updated>2026-09-06T05:38:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">No one ever said I can&amp;#39;t ride my horse</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrnazqg3z4kqa0vwr0j0y874nfred58q542crrka65sua7fp2fshqgv0zc4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0zc4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;No one ever said I can&amp;#39;t ride my horse
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    <updated>2026-09-05T10:33:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t mean to brag, but I apparently absolutely annihilated ...</title>
    
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      I don&amp;#39;t mean to brag, but I apparently absolutely annihilated the human land-speed record at #ParkRun this morning. Seriously - obliterated it. It felt slow but I must have been rocketing along.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/217/893/560/388/397/original/71c745a88723b917.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-05T10:17:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I apologise once again in a way that I don&amp;#39;t at all mean for ...</title>
    
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      I apologise once again in a way that I don&amp;#39;t at all mean for drawing your attentions toward a person or persons of interest who may or may not (but is) be someone who will immediately improve everything about your life within, throughout and across cyberspace and indeed real space and if you are Dennis Quaid (before he went mad)... Innerspace. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ll be honest that was a confusing bunch of words. &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1wacaudzt0snf5k56rxeyuapu0nt020jp4qwfpzpg603zgk9gqheqkgfuj3&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Lorraine 💜🦜🤟 🍀 🎶&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1wac…fuj3&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is brilliant and wonderful and a stone cold highlight of my timeline. Unless you&amp;#39;re dead inside and a terrible person you should really be following her because she&amp;#39;s a motherfucking delight who is also hilarious and warm and terrific I love everything about her but don&amp;#39;t want to make things weird or anything so will just say.... yeah she&amp;#39;s fine or whatever. 😎
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    <updated>2026-09-03T22:39:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Run. Bum. I do not wanna. Running is insane thing to have to do ...</title>
    
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      Run. Bum. I do not wanna. Running is insane thing to have to do just to, well, keep sane I suppose. We live in a dichotomous world. Upside down land. Call me neB. I really really don&amp;#39;t want to run tonight. What I want is carbohydrate. And a lot of it. And also alcohol. And cigarettes. And oily things. And drugs. Whyyyyy. Why are we programmed thus? It is so terribly unfair. I am the most put-upon person, possibly ever. No one understands my troubles.
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    <updated>2026-09-01T17:56:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Yes! It was me. Quite a few years of AFib and all the things that ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrlglqq7epl3eyg4xcamtczkg0984jufkr8gufldu0fz8y9dyrj4qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307aynuam" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs05cwp603hqrtmkfvwcwag9kwka7jf6sddxuuhp5uytvmm46l0y2sh60pmv&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0pmv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yes! It was me. Quite a few years of AFib and all the things that go with it. Really struggled. Changed my whole lifestyle and indeed life. Then, eventually - after much prevaricating to myself at why I didn&amp;#39;t want the ablation - I eventually had it. Best thing I ever did. Took a few months, but completely sorted it. Did a 12k run Saturday, a 25k walk on Sunday, have an 8k run tonight and am putting my name in the ballot for next year&amp;#39;s London half marathon. Crucially I can now walk up the road to the shops without collapsing - which is nice. Happy to talk about it and tell you about the process if you want. 😊 🫀
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    <updated>2026-09-01T12:36:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s like my old grandpappy used to say - it takes a hundred ...</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s like my old grandpappy used to say - it takes a hundred muscles to scroll but only one to fave
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    <updated>2026-09-01T02:00:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs25akjeg0ummcfcghfdvvsh85xul6p3wgrgmpky9al8ze6hc299kczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ldmlw2</title>
    
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      Weird how people who don&amp;#39;t AltText are also terrible in bed
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    <updated>2026-08-31T11:36:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">This was a bit interesting Gen X is being squeezed out of the job ...</title>
    
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      This was a bit interesting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Gen X is being squeezed out of the job market – here is the formula to get back in &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gen-x-job-market-midlife-reset-b3039805.html&#34;&gt;https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gen-x-job-market-midlife-reset-b3039805.html&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-31T08:41:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs02qjjmmh309r9jds99rg6a2cgvppfjq6hsasa6nn505yyj9dnlmczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307r3q649</id>
    
      <title type="html">In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Sucking the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs02qjjmmh309r9jds99rg6a2cgvppfjq6hsasa6nn505yyj9dnlmczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307r3q649" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs29zfdyhtkex20jc6fl35dpzjut3lcyhyp4xyxupmny5usqc7fcec6yj623&#39;&gt;nevent1q…j623&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Sucking the remnants of Bernard Manning off his fingers.
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    <updated>2026-08-31T07:14:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr96zyztzpkkucy4ujm6qqlmhvrlx07tvutmyn3nzlj668x7clwfgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dndev8</id>
    
      <title type="html">I apparently took loads of these images. I don&amp;#39;t want to get ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr96zyztzpkkucy4ujm6qqlmhvrlx07tvutmyn3nzlj668x7clwfgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dndev8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs84578w607u2qdva0mzwctvlr0yptxzvj75r7d4mp0yjfp0kw8rfqh49tfk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9tfk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I apparently took loads of these images. I don&amp;#39;t want to get all Freud on my ass, but......y&amp;#39;know.....&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/184/742/551/611/635/original/bfe94476bd9ca746.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-30T13:41:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">14k so far on my little solo jaunt. Lovely. Very affirming. Being ...</title>
    
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      14k so far on my little solo jaunt. Lovely. Very affirming. Being at one with Mother Gaia. Becoming part of the ecosystem. Moving through the space as though a cell. Interacting with other cells - affecting (effecting?) microcosmic change. At one with the machine. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Interestingly - sticking with my personification of nature being a symbiotic system (which of course it is) - You&amp;#39;d be forgiven for thinking that England is essentially just a series of forest corridors. A vast secret network of tunnels, like leafy veins connecting all the areas of countryside. The weather is warm but muggy. Post-rain but also pre-rain. It feels like some shit&amp;#39;s gonna go DOWN. And so I&amp;#39;ve made my way to a forest cafe and just ordered some food and a couple of ciders and am going to gather myself before the second leg of my journey. Lovely stuff. I bid you well, fellow travellers. X&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/184/702/671/230/901/original/fb512ca474ba8af7.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-30T13:31:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s Chriiiiiiistmas. Merry Christmas everyone. ...</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s Chriiiiiiistmas. Merry Christmas everyone.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/184/059/291/411/707/original/72e5419f6022fda5.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-30T10:48:28Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t want to seem dramatic but someone has definitely ...</title>
    
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      Lol :KINGPENG_PNG: &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Britons lose £171 million worth of food a year to seagulls, research shows &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/seagulls-steal-food-fish-chips-seaside-b3040262.html&#34;&gt;https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/seagulls-steal-food-fish-chips-seaside-b3040262.html&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-29T07:02:56Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Adventures on the bus.... Was chatting to my daughter on the ...</title>
    
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      Adventures on the bus.... &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Was chatting to my daughter on the phone and quietly letting her know there was a man getting on the bus with a scooter. So was quietly saying &amp;#39;make up your mind, mate!&amp;#39; and went to take a picture of him, but then another guy jumped in the way and so I ended up just taking a picture of his arse. 👍 &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I then sat down next to a suited man who had NO IDEA about personal space, and spent the whole journey taking up two spaces and jostling me at every turn. He was also muttering profanities under his breath the whole time - not directed at me I don&amp;#39;t think. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I then smelled a man who got on the bus who just smelt absolutely terrific. Is it appropriate to say? Hello old chap you smell marvellous please tell me your secrets.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The whole journey there were two women talking about men in a way I found genuinely offensive. Men aren&amp;#39;t real men anymore. They&amp;#39;ve lost their skills. Skills like fixing things. Using tools and building stuff. IT IS 2026 I AM NOT A FUCKING HANDYMAN. Grow up. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Then a very very drunk chap got on. Struggled with his oyster card.... Bus driver opened his little cage and I thought uh-oh shit is about to go DOWN! He leaned in, and quietly said to the guy...... Sir.... you are flying low. To which he said thank you very much and zipped up his fly. Incredible scenes. What a guy. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A little kid got off the bus and did a big wave at the driver who made a point of stopping the bus pulling away so he could wave back! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Then another besuited person made a very big deal of waving and saying thanks, both as he got off the bus and then again when he walked past the doors. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think I&amp;#39;ve got a celebrity bus driver. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fin.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/162/813/380/161/462/original/25fce11d4421e644.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-26T16:51:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">The weather where I currently am requires shorts and tshirt but ...</title>
    
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      The weather where I currently am requires shorts and tshirt but with an overshirt but also sunglasses and suncream but also a raincoat and also....... constant vigilance.
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    <updated>2026-08-26T12:09:22Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Just in case you haven&amp;#39;t yet seen. 😊❤️ Wildlife ...</title>
    
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      Just in case you haven&amp;#39;t yet seen. 😊❤️ &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2026 – the best pictures so far &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7m5e3mylpo&#34;&gt;https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7m5e3mylpo&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-26T07:01:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I am apparently NOT allowed under ANY circumstances to buy a ...</title>
    
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      I am apparently NOT allowed under ANY circumstances to buy a drinks globe despite always wanting one.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/149/074/999/255/572/original/eb3f8b287ac3b190.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-24T06:31:34Z</updated>
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      Monday again tomorrow fam&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/143/718/420/537/589/original/dc0a48d8f9d4aa8c.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-23T19:02:03Z</updated>
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      IT&amp;#39;S HAPPENING&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/145/226/951/892/905/original/1b4c1d3743eb6624.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-23T14:12:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">TIL the Netherlands hides massive rubbish bins underground so ...</title>
    
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      TIL the Netherlands hides massive rubbish bins underground so their streets stay clean 🤯&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/144/544/639/868/360/original/df6419adaf318578.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-23T11:20:07Z</updated>
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      I am very opposed to other social media platforms. I try not to bang the drum too much - it&amp;#39;s boring and negative and I believe in advocating the positives of Fedi rather than going on about everyone on twitter being a piece of shit or whatever. We all know they are. However there are many people on other platforms that I personally don&amp;#39;t agree with, but who aren&amp;#39;t caught up in their brains in the constant culture wars. Some people just want to go on Bluesky or TikTok or whatever and don&amp;#39;t really care about who owns it or why. They just want cats and the funnies. I&amp;#39;m not here to shame those people. However I do get a bit cross about Instagram and Meta generally. In the piece of shit stakes, those companies and the people involved are intrinsically not good. Which is why it is so very frustrating that they are so good at monetising content that people want to engage with. For example a couple I&amp;#39;ve just found out about who spent all of their time and money converting an old school bus into a travelling paradise and now just bum around the world, funding their beautiful lifestyle through clicks and likes. Why. Why must it be that way. I want to follow their journey. Their hydroponic garden and pet jumping spider. I want them to live their glorious lives. But it cannot be separated from the machine that ruins lives and indeed our beautiful planet. It is very unfair. Do you know what the real issue is? Same as ever it&amp;#39;s fuckn capitalism. In my utopia we shall all have a converted school bus with a wood-burning stove and a bath and a gaming station and 10-feet of kitchen counter top and a sexy wife and two dogs and an electronic awning.
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    <updated>2026-08-23T08:27:07Z</updated>
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      Oh my god&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/135/525/253/832/636/original/ee1a51a07ad87e89.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-21T21:05:24Z</updated>
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      A M E N&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#39;They don&amp;#39;t deserve this beauty and this breathtaking fragility&amp;#39;: Former Antarctic tour guides told researchers why they quit the troubling industry&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/climate-change/they-dont-deserve-this-beauty-and-this-breathtaking-fragility-former-antarctic-tour-guides-told-researchers-why-they-quit-the-troubling-industry&#34;&gt;https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/climate-change/they-dont-deserve-this-beauty-and-this-breathtaking-fragility-former-antarctic-tour-guides-told-researchers-why-they-quit-the-troubling-industry&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-08-19T06:43:33Z</updated>
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