2026-08-17T17:01:31Z https://nostr.now The Babylon Bee https://nostr.now/npub1ax5r2u9qns54uarmx3fn8hw3ca5xltm3cez7q84phculjr9dszjsk5q37w https://media.gameliberty.club/media/accounts/avatars/000/277/232/original/a12f4d9a20bcfbda.jpg https://media.gameliberty.club/media/accounts/avatars/000/277/232/original/a12f4d9a20bcfbda.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspn5nc5u49sc3d9yzy4q9kh4t3tsur77pqdgntz0g536ym0l2e78czyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq22xzclsm Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-calls-obama-to-see-if-he-still-has-the-number-for-that-birth-certificate-guy/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-calls-obama-to-see-if-he-still-has-the-number-for-that-birth-certificate-guy/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-27T21:31:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxdhqfv9ya39u4u3uxlms7pcwus94sqz0dstjj0mwsfc7lswujy6gzyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq22ln58ng After Scheduling Conflict, WNBA Finals Relocated To Church Fellowship Hall <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/after-scheduling-conflict-wnba-finals-relocated-to-church-fellowship-hall/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/after-scheduling-conflict-wnba-finals-relocated-to-church-fellowship-hall/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-27T19:16:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstxkyd8jv9xn42ytq3ym5yqu57uk0jug85zlr0vaznf7xfl0t8g6qzyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq22a6pcha PSA: Reese&#39;s Pumpkins Have Been Discovered To Contain Dangerous Poison So Please Give Them All To Dad For Safekeeping <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/psa-reeses-pumpkins-have-been-discovered-to-contain-dangerous-poison-so-please-give-them-all-to-dad-for-safekeeping/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/psa-reeses-pumpkins-have-been-discovered-to-contain-dangerous-poison-so-please-give-them-all-to-dad-for-safekeeping/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-27T19:01:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx2chg44kxmkd48hl5uynl7v4gvha6gm7wj030pydkrdpmactypxgzyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq22srdv6n James Talarico Is The Babylon Bee’s Straight Man Of The Year <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/james-talarico-is-the-babylon-bees-straight-man-of-the-year/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/james-talarico-is-the-babylon-bees-straight-man-of-the-year/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-27T17:31:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxlw6e8g75p6qucvn9nmfl05anr8kzc6qznh42th48d50p4hhl0tgzyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq22u25wep Siblings Take A Break From Fighting To Fight Some More <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/siblings-take-a-break-from-fighting-to-fight-some-more/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/siblings-take-a-break-from-fighting-to-fight-some-more/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-27T16:16:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst450pxut3m8ghnekrelm0mphnkmnh9ht5fw5s7dajln69qryfaegzyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq2266emgz Brawl Erupts Between Non-Denominational Church And Spirit Halloween Over Vacant Building <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-vacant-storefront-leads-to-bitter-clash-between-spirit-halloween-and-non-denominational-church/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-vacant-storefront-leads-to-bitter-clash-between-spirit-halloween-and-non-denominational-church/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-27T15:46:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9kk87gascunjy6ch3fzmdkru2vuvuzhg5tv2pzwpke4pp67qp2ngzyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq22qhxm47 Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/riots-end-as-french-refuse-to-protest-more-than-32-hours-per-week/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/riots-end-as-french-refuse-to-protest-more-than-32-hours-per-week/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-26T20:46:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2u2ucn6vawxxnna709v2l50gjmyaq90patpudhjtfkdu5zypfuaszyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq2296zuvx Experts Says Midterm Polls Only Bad For Republicans If You Look At Them <br/> <br/><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-says-midterm-polls-only-bad-for-republicans-if-you-look-at-them/?utm_source=fediverse">https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-says-midterm-polls-only-bad-for-republicans-if-you-look-at-them/?utm_source=fediverse</a> 2026-10-26T20:16:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2sz87zkze9cefm8d56fa9ylt0hjezfuqqpx04vnan8pcz7n6fguqzyr56sdts5zwzjhn50v69xv7a68rksma0w8rytcq75xlrn7gv4kq22ug9dl0 VidAngel Announces &#39;The Goshfather&#39; 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