Nostr notes by Jennifer De Broglie-Bohm

"we call her 'pilot slicer jones' she was THE box ...

2026-10-30T01:32:22Z

"we call her 'pilot slicer jones' she was THE box cutter on 9/11"

for the first time in my life i wanna carve a pumpkin ...

2026-10-30T00:54:47Z

for the first time in my life i wanna carve a pumpkin

i wanna put one of these under my desk. i will surely not regret ...

2026-10-30T00:00:46Z

i wanna put one of these under my desk.
i will surely not regret putting one of these under my computer desk

they gotta stop feeding the bears jfc ...

2026-10-29T20:45:05Z

they gotta stop feeding the bears jfc

ever been so drunk the thought that went to your hands was ...

2026-10-29T20:39:09Z

ever been so drunk the thought that went to your hands was "yeah" but the keys that got typed were "real"?

The back to back Wilkins Instant Coffee ads are going to drive me ...

2026-10-29T20:29:18Z

The back to back Wilkins Instant Coffee ads are going to drive me insane

@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…87ru they're putting radio waves ...

2026-10-29T20:13:38Z

✦Final:z:Badguy✦:shrussia::redeyeorb::georgianribbon: (nprofile…lku3) binkle (nprofile…87ru) they're putting radio waves in the air that make you cum

quoting
nevent1q…qxwl
binkle (nprofile…87ru) sexG

FINALLY (Star Trek Picard was fucking coal) ...

2026-10-29T20:04:30Z

FINALLY

(Star Trek Picard was fucking coal)

Somehow these both hit around the same time. ...

2026-10-29T18:02:48Z

Somehow these both hit around the same time.

if @nprofile…t3h7 's TV stream is anything to go off of, we ...

2026-10-29T16:04:29Z

if lain (nprofile…t3h7) 's TV stream is anything to go off of, we seem to have pretty similar tastes. where'd you find all those ads?

legendary discord server screenshot folder pull ...

2026-10-29T02:28:52Z

legendary discord server screenshot folder pull

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2026-10-29T02:26:55Z

very artful and tasteful imo ...

2026-10-29T01:33:49Z

very artful and tasteful imo

one time i was in this diner with a hangover and i really liked ...

2026-10-28T23:43:59Z

one time i was in this diner with a hangover and i really liked their coffee mugs so i asked the waiter "are these mugs available for sale and or theft?" and he just gave me one from the kitchen

it's one of my favorite mugs to this day

(i'm also a big fan of my red plastic waffle house coca-cola cups)

IT NEEDS FASTER ...

2026-10-28T23:24:42Z

IT NEEDS FASTER

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2026-10-28T00:51:57Z

i know some you perverts out there will be targeted by this ...

2026-10-27T20:11:33Z

i know some you perverts out there will be targeted by this

behold my chud son (who arrived on my doorstep at 4AM) ...

2026-10-27T12:45:41Z

behold my chud son
(who arrived on my doorstep at 4AM)

nothing worse than getting fresh socks wet before you put your ...

2026-10-27T09:31:40Z

nothing worse than getting fresh socks wet before you put your shoes on

>bro has ChatCBT hallucinate a bunch of legalese to ...

2026-10-27T08:22:45Z

>bro has ChatCBT hallucinate a bunch of legalese to structurally reform how we operate
"can I see the prompt you used to make this"
"no that's personal you can't see this"
"you realize that's making me trust you even less right?"

with hammers
with rabid dogs even

okay maybe some of these people have lost the plot a bit ...

2026-10-26T22:05:42Z

okay maybe some of these people have lost the plot a bit

Precious Memories - Minami Kuribayashi ...

2026-10-26T21:34:50Z

Precious Memories - Minami Kuribayashi

OK perhaps it's not quite VR time... #nevent1q…n9lt ...

2026-10-26T18:39:10Z

OK perhaps it's not quite VR time...

quoting
nevent1q…n9lt

oooh it's VR time

Why would I want to "Buy it again" ...

2026-10-26T15:35:17Z

Why would I want to "Buy it again"

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2026-10-26T09:18:58Z

"exercise"

been an amazing week for IT ...

2026-10-26T01:42:44Z

been an amazing week for IT

I gotta figure out how to bypass licensing for CallManager if I ...

2026-10-25T21:13:08Z

I gotta figure out how to bypass licensing for CallManager if I wanna keep my quirky hold music.

Hypothetically, would an AI powered mechanical brothel be ...

2026-10-25T20:13:38Z

Hypothetically, would an AI powered mechanical brothel be illegal?

oooh it's VR time ...

2026-10-25T16:39:07Z

oooh it's VR time

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2026-10-25T02:43:04Z

bullshit scales with involvement and effort, never forget this

Watching my ChatGPT addicted/dependent colleague drag my company ...

2026-10-24T20:36:46Z

Watching my ChatGPT addicted/dependent colleague drag my company kicking and screaming into an AI-forward posture.

"what if we did a GPT search of all the vendors" "it ...

2026-10-24T13:45:42Z

"what if we did a GPT search of all the vendors"
"it would be great to have all the financial reports that everyone could see for ChatGPT"
"I had ChatGPT make us a waifu, can we put her on the splash screen?"
"I had GPT write our EULA"

bro i straight up want to sell my stock to private equity now

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2026-10-24T02:04:31Z

she hitlered fujoshally across the room

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2026-10-24T01:12:08Z

foist this moid

found just the thing for certain elements of you ...

2026-10-24T00:58:32Z

found just the thing for certain elements of you

ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL _^_ L / [] \ LOL=== \ L \______] I I ...

2026-10-23T23:50:59Z

ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
_^___
L __/ [] \
LOL===__ \
L \________]
I I
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2026-10-23T23:14:37Z

quoting
nevent1q…6azj

BioWare dies than a day later they announce Schwarzemarken is finally getting an English release a great evil has been removed from this world and light and joy have finally been allowed to return to it I can’t believe it

i need a machine pistol not like an smg, but a slightly larger ...

2026-10-23T20:53:22Z

i need a machine pistol
not like an smg, but a slightly larger pistol that's also automatic

BioWare dies than a day later they announce Schwarzemarken is ...

2026-10-22T23:47:08Z

BioWare dies than a day later they announce Schwarzemarken is finally getting an English release a great evil has been removed from this world and light and joy have finally been allowed to return to it I can’t believe it

refusing to take season 2 seriously at all due to a single ...

2026-10-22T21:49:00Z

refusing to take season 2 seriously at all due to a single character's name

our economy depends on mercs like us ...

2026-10-22T14:50:31Z

our economy depends on mercs like us

What in the world happened to her ...

2026-10-21T02:25:06Z

What in the world happened to her

why be a misogynist or a misandrist when you could be a ...

2026-10-19T18:04:37Z

why be a misogynist or a misandrist when you could be a misanthrope

fact: 90% network engineers quit building networks right before ...

2026-10-19T17:36:08Z

fact: 90% network engineers quit building networks right before they're about to build the one perfect network that will leave them feeling fulfilled and eternally at peace

foss/*nix/fedi people be like: "just one more messaging ...

2026-10-19T17:26:06Z

foss/*nix/fedi people be like: "just one more messaging app!"

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2026-10-19T02:06:07Z

at least i'm not the one with the drywall impregnation fetish

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2026-10-19T02:03:24Z

I WANT MORE PUBLIC STATE SANCTIONED VIOLENCE

dude i called out work for the nidal hasan execution and orange ...

2026-10-19T01:43:12Z

dude i called out work for the nidal hasan execution and orange man had to go and cancel it
i'm so fucking pissed

idk what it is but babies crying (even the background of videos) ...

2026-10-19T01:20:54Z

idk what it is but babies crying (even the background of videos) make me feel very upset and filled with urgency

bro i went to microcenter and they were entirely out of dedotated ...

2026-10-18T20:18:54Z

bro i went to microcenter and they were entirely out of dedotated WAM

100Gb/s over Christmas lights or something ...

2026-10-18T14:11:36Z

100Gb/s over Christmas lights or something

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2026-10-18T03:40:32Z

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2026-10-17T03:16:21Z

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2026-10-16T23:45:10Z

bro we got flying cars before GTA6

why the fuck does everyone seem to love the idea of tearing ...

2026-10-16T19:26:52Z

why the fuck does everyone seem to love the idea of tearing hosiery
do they not realize how expensive it is or how aggravating it is to get runs?

never trust anyone who says shit like "i love that for ...

2026-10-16T19:25:53Z

never trust anyone who says shit like "i love that for you"
they are creatures wearing human masks

i have been staring at 2 different payment processors, 1 ...

2026-10-16T01:25:17Z

i have been staring at 2 different payment processors, 1 storefront, 1 CRM system, 2 bank accounts and quickbooks since 0545 and i think i've given myself brain damage

i am now eating half a pizza, drinking half a bottle of cabernet and rearchitecting my home network while feral historian videos play on the TV

chat am I cooked?

look at this stupid fucking faggot on the tesla roadster wiki ...

2026-10-16T01:23:18Z

look at this stupid fucking faggot on the tesla roadster wiki page

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2026-10-16T00:15:01Z

Big Ming The Merciless Fan

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2026-10-15T08:38:33Z

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2026-10-13T02:40:47Z

I'm very pumped for the Nidal Hasan execution ngl ...

2026-10-13T02:10:02Z

I'm very pumped for the Nidal Hasan execution ngl

oh yeah i found a beige ZIP drive ...

2026-10-12T23:15:36Z

oh yeah i found a beige ZIP drive

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2026-10-12T23:09:47Z

I want a slice of cake

I successfully went to Chicago and: - Got lost multiple times - ...

2026-10-12T21:13:43Z

I successfully went to Chicago and:
- Got lost multiple times
- Ended up in the FedEx air cargo terminal somehow
- Flicked the Bean
- Went to Chinatown for the first time without a .357 magnum
- Got drunk as shit at a wedding with my ex
- Ordered 5 sides of bacon between mimosa orders
- Overdressed for the temperature (why the fuck was it 70°F??)
- Took several photos of the failed Bethesda game Redfall around the city
- Stole a 35mm Olympus and documented all of the above with it

"What you perceived as "rape" was actually a ...

2026-10-07T01:58:15Z

"What you perceived as "rape" was actually a cosmically meaningless collision of molecules."

mfers pop an adderall at 0545 and end up organizing all their ...

2026-10-05T00:07:23Z

mfers pop an adderall at 0545 and end up organizing all their clothes, sorting out the stuff that doesn't fit, redeploy a Cisco UCM server, knock out 9 missions in Ace Combat 8 and rearchitect their entire home network around a MikroTik CRS309, RB5009 and a fuckload of 10Gbps miku hair fiberop stapled to the ceiling.

The Cisco 7900 series are the only IP phones with sovl. The 8800 ...

2026-10-05T00:00:07Z

The Cisco 7900 series are the only IP phones with sovl. The 8800 series feels like an iPhone and anything from Avaya can fuck right off.

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2026-10-03T21:33:49Z

lmao

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2026-10-02T23:28:29Z

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2026-10-01T19:11:38Z

Oh yeah, I got this guy fixed. He's now got 8GB of RAM, dual ...

2026-10-01T13:14:48Z

Oh yeah, I got this guy fixed.

He's now got 8GB of RAM, dual 1.2GHz UltraSPARC III CPUs, a 1Gbps MMF NIC and a 200GB SSD!!!

I made the curious device even more funny ...

2026-10-01T02:04:42Z

I made the curious device even more funny

One of my underlings messaged me on Teams about "the big ...

2026-09-30T12:19:57Z

One of my underlings messaged me on Teams about "the big news" asking if I checked my email.

I had not checked my email and I would've been just as surprised if I had by receiving a message with 32 others CC'd simply titled "Transition".

For a moment I thought it was about the recent charge code transition but no, apparently it was that kind of transition.

I have acquired a very curious device ...

2026-09-29T17:45:58Z

I have acquired a very curious device

I need it so bad ...

2026-09-24T01:46:59Z

I need it so bad

wtf are my youtube reccomendations man ...

2026-09-23T22:45:56Z

wtf are my youtube reccomendations man

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2026-09-23T19:31:03Z

I now own 20 OBD flash adapters ...

2026-09-23T18:31:26Z

I now own 20 OBD flash adapters

For old times' sake. Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes ...

2026-09-23T17:05:45Z

For old times' sake. Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."

god it's so hot ...

2026-09-23T16:17:31Z

god it's so hot

I got rear ended at a stop light because a dumb bitch on her ...

2026-09-22T11:32:19Z

I got rear ended at a stop light because a dumb bitch on her phone thought that because my break light wasn't illuminated, I was moving forward.

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2026-09-20T22:09:24Z

I got tech youtubers up in my DMs asking about my terminals

my and my big chungus son ...

2026-09-20T21:50:50Z

my and my big chungus son

gimmie the Russian 2GHz quad-core SPARC V9 ...

2026-09-20T18:22:26Z

gimmie the Russian 2GHz quad-core SPARC V9

I am absolutely fucked if I'm having dreams about fibre ...

2026-09-20T14:09:35Z

I am absolutely fucked if I'm having dreams about fibre channel SSDs and Sun UltraSPARC systems

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2026-09-09T12:58:38Z

a WFH tech job is just an opportunity to housewife larp

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2026-08-30T14:43:34Z

vibecoding? nah fam, ragecoding

Claude, port systemd, libdwaita and GNOME to FreeBSD and make no ...

2026-08-29T12:38:25Z

Claude, port systemd, libdwaita and GNOME to FreeBSD and make no mistakes.

How the fuck did https://cucklinux.com get 10 million fucking ...

2026-08-29T12:18:21Z

How the fuck did https://cucklinux.com get 10 million fucking dollars from these people

i gotta stop buying domains ...

2026-08-27T23:44:50Z

i gotta stop buying domains

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2026-08-27T13:29:28Z

AI is a machine that turns prompts into memory leaks

it's good to hear that the army hasn't changed at all ...

2026-08-20T16:09:20Z

it's good to hear that the army hasn't changed at all

i'm tired of feeling the ghost of the green weenie in my ...

2026-08-19T20:07:28Z

i'm tired of feeling the ghost of the green weenie in my knees, shoulders, ankles and back
you'd think my shit was a breakfast cereal the way i stand up and hear snap crackle and pop

i liek dis game ...

2026-08-19T19:52:53Z

i liek dis game

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2026-08-19T18:55:01Z

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2026-08-17T09:47:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…h6wd
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Blurry Moon (nprofile…tsag)

@nprofile…g80s @nprofile…xkth shit maybe i need to take the ...

2026-08-13T00:16:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…7rew
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The Gormed (nprofile…g80s) Poast Oak (nprofile…xkth) shit maybe i need to take the AI pill then

gm happy shiny people ...

2026-08-09T12:11:49Z

gm happy shiny people

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about ...

2026-08-07T13:10:00Z

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about