Nostr notes by Kristian Haapa-ah0)))

Has it ever come to the point you've simply given a user the ...

2026-10-26T18:22:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…n740
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Has it ever come to the point you've simply given a user the boot from your server because they took up too much time?

heh, when I saw taste, I remembered exactly what it tastes like ...

2026-10-14T23:46:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…2zdy
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heh, when I saw taste, I remembered exactly what it tastes like coming back up when I've imbibed on too much (and that's pushing well over 20 years now).

Do Canadians actually ask 'how are you' a lot though? I ...

2026-10-10T19:31:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…gw8w
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Do Canadians actually ask 'how are you' a lot though?

I moved to the US in 2001, and I was very uncomfortable being asked by random strangers 'how are you' or 'how's it going'. I didn't ask that of strangers as a Canadian growing up. It's almost as if those phrases are an American cultural way of saying hello. After 25 years, I still don't like it.

Maybe things have changed. It's been a while. I've really noted that 'eh' has been replaced with 'hey' too.

It's gotta be well over a decade since I've seen this ...

2026-08-25T21:13:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…2972
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It's gotta be well over a decade since I've seen this gem. Poor lady, that concussed her iirc.

I remember in grade 8, my teacher physically split the classroom ...

2026-08-19T22:15:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…mqg0
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I remember in grade 8, my teacher physically split the classroom into three: the smart kids, the average kids, and the dumb ones. I was put into the smart group, and we didn't have to do math with the rest of the class, but could work at our own pace. I didn't do math all year and just played on the Commodore 64 in the back of the class during math.

I'm still learning about all kinds of deficiencies I have. I know I've coasted more than I should have.

Crashing on the surface because of bad AI computing while still ...

2026-06-29T18:07:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…c48n
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Crashing on the surface because of bad AI computing while still in space still counts as "on Mars itself" right? Even if death technically happens during freefall to the surface?

What do you call reentry when you're landing on the planet for the first time?

My wife likes to run at a local place called Cougar Mountain. ...

2026-06-01T02:15:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…sq6x
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My wife likes to run at a local place called Cougar Mountain. There's a high school at the base of it. The joke never gets old.

Turning Taco Bell into KFC!

2026-04-14T02:04:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…qqy9
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Turning Taco Bell into KFC!

A few years back I asked my phone for directions, to the ...

2026-03-30T23:29:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…w9xy
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A few years back I asked my phone for directions, to the interstate and it refused to give directions southbound, only northbound. I started swearing loudly in the car about what a stupid fucking machine it was and it ... it replied with, "I'm sorry Kristian, I'm doing the best I can."

After the initial shock of this thing speaking to me and using my name, I had never wanted to smash my phone so much. I didn't, but I wanted to.

Why do you have an HBO Max account still?

2026-01-17T22:20:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…edxw
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Why do you have an HBO Max account still?

This was one of the easy ones back in the day, but the others are ...

2025-12-30T20:08:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…6mkt
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This was one of the easy ones back in the day, but the others are all behind Pintrest, where I don't have an account to scrape them up.

Not me! I'm hoarding aluminium, copper, brass, and other ...

2025-07-23T20:57:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…uta2
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Not me! I'm hoarding aluminium, copper, brass, and other metals and will be rich post-collapse.

It's a 'charity' to send secular Jewish kids to ...

2025-05-06T17:57:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…q49g
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It's a 'charity' to send secular Jewish kids to Orthodox Jewish summer camp. The owner's brother lost something like 9 million dollars from their earnings on poor real estate dealings.

Is it still around? I thought people finally saw through them ...

2025-05-05T16:53:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…0gjx
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Is it still around? I thought people finally saw through them like grandma's underpants.

Surprising that your app spells it kilometER instead of the ...

2025-04-26T20:00:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…tzyj
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Surprising that your app spells it kilometER instead of the correct way.

Teslas spontaneously combust, why wouldn't the charging ...

2025-03-04T02:26:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…dzvh
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Teslas spontaneously combust, why wouldn't the charging stations?

I only have one such cup. I am the redshirt ensign of marine ...

2024-12-24T18:53:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…dfmu
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I only have one such cup. I am the redshirt ensign of marine biologists.

It's almost like M*sk rubbed his head. Because he could.

2024-11-17T21:49:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…9hgk
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It's almost like M*sk rubbed his head. Because he could.

I don't see why the ghosts wouldn't have taken care of it ...

2024-10-23T17:34:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…n8p6
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I don't see why the ghosts wouldn't have taken care of it over the years.

I need something I can put stuff into, not stuff that I have no ...

2024-10-23T17:20:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…nxth
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I need something I can put stuff into, not stuff that I have no place for.

Made the mistake of actually going to the website to see for ...

2024-10-22T18:47:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…0szv
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Made the mistake of actually going to the website to see for myself and scrolling down to the comments section... It's not even heartbreaking anymore that there are so many ignorant, stupid people in this country that this is still a race.

He never 'worked' the window. The McDonalds was closed ...

2024-10-21T17:42:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…lr40
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He never 'worked' the window. The McDonalds was closed for his publicity stunt.

It was never about winning. It was about stacking the supreme ...

2024-10-16T18:27:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…2g5h
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It was never about winning. It was about stacking the supreme court, getting their rabid dogs baited, and counting on apathy to do the rest.

I would tell my students that if I was watching a TV show and a ...

2024-09-27T16:53:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…wmmn
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I would tell my students that if I was watching a TV show and a 'scientist' pronounced it dah-tah, it would kill my suspension of disbelief and I couldn't take that character seriously.

I've always admired your GSA scale, and now I have ten coming ...

2024-08-28T18:27:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…m44x
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I've always admired your GSA scale, and now I have ten coming my way lol