2026-10-28T18:45:26Z https://nostr.now Srol https://nostr.now/npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/accounts/avatars/000/000/114/original/03233185898bbaaf.png https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/accounts/avatars/000/000/114/original/03233185898bbaaf.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy7zaq9h3nr947pmwm4qh478m35mhjpqjj0u83v9cpwuzhtxnmpagzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxa0sxd9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsykapdn73fkxpqv9jgwwy5re2kr05csnret67jutw5g05ylt487pcqklppr'>nevent1q…lppr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>All his victims died the same way, blunt force trauma from excessive flapping.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:15:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsykapdn73fkxpqv9jgwwy5re2kr05csnret67jutw5g05ylt487pczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx2srvgj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg4xz6mmtl3vef5835pcah75q76r32zguxuh00sycm70gxzwf58mcnvtt9n'>nevent1q…tt9n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The colloquialism of calling an aggressive storm a &#34;snorter&#34; comes from the famously destructive tantrums of cocaine users.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:13:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg4xz6mmtl3vef5835pcah75q76r32zguxuh00sycm70gxzwf58mczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxjnnyu4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrwylywfw30cpksg7xha0qq4np5f4h3eajsfq00fve6rpucjzvhfs5vfay8'>nevent1q…fay8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We interrupt this scene to bring you: Fire<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:11:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrwylywfw30cpksg7xha0qq4np5f4h3eajsfq00fve6rpucjzvhfszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxv2ejrq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrncew3c7newkrcyfjrcup54w57w50y67uhm5d8lstq243pyja6ds3jn4lm'>nevent1q…n4lm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did I miss a reason for any of this happening or is he just bored?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:10:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrncew3c7newkrcyfjrcup54w57w50y67uhm5d8lstq243pyja6dszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrash7r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrsvej4rmvdkasg8ll3ejt08mscn2jdyr5xalmmrl8cdppn3agjkssczvqr'>nevent1q…zvqr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Just a man and his doctor spending the summer together in a cabin in the woods. A very heterosexual thing that happens all the time.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:09:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrsvej4rmvdkasg8ll3ejt08mscn2jdyr5xalmmrl8cdppn3agjkszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxr85tq8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgh8r2fak30cg0eqdyjzkznfx6a4jjza468kp229wkqgs60gk9xcgjcvzuv'>nevent1q…vzuv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A rustic Vincent Price? Now I&#39;ve seen everything.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:08:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgh8r2fak30cg0eqdyjzkznfx6a4jjza468kp229wkqgs60gk9xcgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx0uu904 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd0hev9xfsq5dtt7yw0jef5nf3zpwhsv0ka820q69w0ypk67fnw2cz3c6k7'>nevent1q…c6k7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;re not free-range bankers<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:06:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd0hev9xfsq5dtt7yw0jef5nf3zpwhsv0ka820q69w0ypk67fnw2czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx9tfr5f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswghd79gvclmcv33fsf60f82kjxjlkznjjzglrlva8tnp5dpjzzyct0sn86'>nevent1q…sn86</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He realized he just didn&#39;t have a chance in the impromptu silly hats contest and took his off. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:05:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswghd79gvclmcv33fsf60f82kjxjlkznjjzglrlva8tnp5dpjzzyczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxywdhd7 How much staff does one person need for their summer vacation? <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-10-12T01:04:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyz7upk3jqw3x3ecgsvlvypmufkf28vuktkws6vl82f4a69z8jjygzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrj0p62 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvufckkewf8rpgzajlqww32dh6sga0nzdanngt739a789jt9ums2gv4awus'>nevent1q…awus</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can we get back to our Gilligan&#39;s Island fantasy camp now?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-09-21T01:12:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvufckkewf8rpgzajlqww32dh6sga0nzdanngt739a789jt9ums2gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx2spl8z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsglur8jrlwc4knrssyl54f2gzuf7s7jd9xdqjl626k8zcx56454vspsl52t'>nevent1q…l52t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;ve barely touched their Tang<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-09-21T01:09:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsglur8jrlwc4knrssyl54f2gzuf7s7jd9xdqjl626k8zcx56454vszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxvv4wug In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy2ekl8a30xev3n5p5f7v74ke4572r9za9lxdf0sjfutjua6jwq2cd7kcmj'>nevent1q…kcmj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sir, that is not a bump on your head, it&#39;s a barnacle. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-09-21T01:06:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy2ekl8a30xev3n5p5f7v74ke4572r9za9lxdf0sjfutjua6jwq2czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx52gt4a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf8uqsup5928w0mjw5x3snvqlkhksdcmznpwxwekv7ct639j0l5cc2neza2'>nevent1q…eza2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🎵 Love Theme from Sting of Death 🎵 <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-09-21T01:03:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf8uqsup5928w0mjw5x3snvqlkhksdcmznpwxwekv7ct639j0l5cczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxxten28 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdflqyag59l7adulutep7ld30xjjn8yg3d7we5mwnlg9gxkwe7ragyny4z7'>nevent1q…y4z7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We join the movie already in progress<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-09-21T01:00:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdflqyag59l7adulutep7ld30xjjn8yg3d7we5mwnlg9gxkwe7ragzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxn4q64d I&#39;ve had to check multiple times that this isn&#39;t the bee lady movie again. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-09-21T00:56:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8jsaeuk3evl2kww47z4ny8v23nsmma6pp3xn0m5fcv6cq6nyvf2qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxuxxptk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqupnusnuquztmvve3fpwdasxux6qea32y6rftwj2vsars0p7tgmquz78h2'>nevent1q…78h2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Out of curiosity, looked up some info on the manga this is based on. I can&#39;t believe we never got to meet classic characters like Waferdanos or Valkyria Forsberg-Lisker or Luggnagg de Krumeggnic <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:35:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqupnusnuquztmvve3fpwdasxux6qea32y6rftwj2vsars0p7tgmqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxk3y3fv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspn8wufnmyaguyuh437xuus6lnqukzuj293tjckc288kjaut7uhfccyj4j2'>nevent1q…j4j2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This guy is gonna undergo a second transformation into David Hayter between now and the sequel.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:28:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspn8wufnmyaguyuh437xuus6lnqukzuj293tjckc288kjaut7uhfczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrs2hvz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspsaplkyz03x80klx8gm726dhm832swvsp78yyvn72xxcmq3gkw8c2ntt08'>nevent1q…tt08</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>By the way, I&#39;m sorry about that guy who turned into a bug. I don&#39;t think we were ever actually introduced, but I saw him hiding in your apartment with a gun the other night. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:28:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspsaplkyz03x80klx8gm726dhm832swvsp78yyvn72xxcmq3gkw8czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxj4l9ha In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd4j9udxye9end5a9qawxe4leq9t6mkqn8872ffugvypm0ykrmfkces4drn'>nevent1q…4drn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>plasma lactation is pretty standard for guyvers<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:26:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd4j9udxye9end5a9qawxe4leq9t6mkqn8872ffugvypm0ykrmfkczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx8jc9km In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfh5ufvql5y30s99rgju72k45z2vgdwq70qwhlxkgv2t56v7n8d7q6asg8v'>nevent1q…sg8v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well then, let me discard my only leverage.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:23:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfh5ufvql5y30s99rgju72k45z2vgdwq70qwhlxkgv2t56v7n8d7qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx9mapqu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9nd7dve08jw3nw3kneru9n45pwa00qezzkq99vr02uhkefh05asqvp43rt'>nevent1q…43rt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Mark Hamill ate some bad dippin dots<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:19:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9nd7dve08jw3nw3kneru9n45pwa00qezzkq99vr02uhkefh05asqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxelpjay In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswlqtv24nu9g2u8mulrjr0q6nds9vldp4lfg3w0gz4vmmhfh33jtq842nhu'>nevent1q…2nhu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This next part really fucked me up when I saw it as a kid.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:18:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswlqtv24nu9g2u8mulrjr0q6nds9vldp4lfg3w0gz4vmmhfh33jtqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxsfrtyu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxpnfqusqv66drxgcjt4splppwz4ecxqrke5e3ef2v9np5urqejhg8jzrag'>nevent1q…zrag</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>lmao, that Homer Simpson yelp<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:17:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxpnfqusqv66drxgcjt4splppwz4ecxqrke5e3ef2v9np5urqejhgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx73aaft In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvwtyllpulzd5wqe2kle67y5jvn2xwnud68uv8hnw48r63emrd2xq3h23ta'>nevent1q…23ta</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is basically pure Power Rangers now<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:14:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvwtyllpulzd5wqe2kle67y5jvn2xwnud68uv8hnw48r63emrd2xqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxudn22r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy4rcsnzklvxjv4pt7wp7zcxms67nzmknchl6fm4quhu6v35f2zgq0vg255'>nevent1q…g255</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Another nice touch during this scene where one character cuts his way out of another character is the circus drums and muted trumpet<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:12:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy4rcsnzklvxjv4pt7wp7zcxms67nzmknchl6fm4quhu6v35f2zgqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrc4acn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst82zcd40es7gpfyqpp8akgtun3htft3cjdewdcsle3949fcszq9gzptant'>nevent1q…tant</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The tie is a nice touch<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:10:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst82zcd40es7gpfyqpp8akgtun3htft3cjdewdcsle3949fcszq9gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxgyqjpk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdars2um8tqxqlrjdel0eq6j4jcpgxpk8jxlyjufq95vecwzlws8shu7rjj'>nevent1q…7rjj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A most interesting sphere<br/><br/>#monsterdon<br/> <img src="https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/187/676/165/692/023/original/e70cd7cdbdcb9501.png"> <br/> 2026-08-31T02:07:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdars2um8tqxqlrjdel0eq6j4jcpgxpk8jxlyjufq95vecwzlws8szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7exfu3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswwg7g92gdsyfujxj4h0ylz7uxkjl9njg98y2sajm572939spx2cgkxv4wk'>nevent1q…v4wk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was wondering when Jeffrey Combs was gonna show up!<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:06:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswwg7g92gdsyfujxj4h0ylz7uxkjl9njg98y2sajm572939spx2cgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxv6nj6y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsruju7xut8xka6rwxec97z6rundcsz3zgq7xrtv3q5ry5llg35hhg3phhtm'>nevent1q…hhtm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>An armor that offers total protection except there&#39;s a ball in the forehead and if someone takes the ball out, you melt into fluid<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:04:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsruju7xut8xka6rwxec97z6rundcsz3zgq7xrtv3q5ry5llg35hhgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxpfalt7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfl8w0lm7ugxn38kue7ad6x20vw8secq8qy6h3y0d2qa0uckdedcvuxy7j'>nevent1q…xy7j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Now that&#39;s a scifi door opening sound I haven&#39;t heard a million times in my life<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:02:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxfl8w0lm7ugxn38kue7ad6x20vw8secq8qy6h3y0d2qa0uckdedczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7lgg2n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9hxrz6ekfzxegz66ys3q9p9et2pes85f7qw58l2y94unr66f59cqc4np7t'>nevent1q…np7t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well if memory served, he activated it by falling on it<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T02:02:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9hxrz6ekfzxegz66ys3q9p9et2pes85f7qw58l2y94unr66f59cqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxw0qzg8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvajqgdcc3uel62dqj6nhzpjf8c4ssu64ussd0dpqtwnang7x72wcqmj79m'>nevent1q…j79m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I really wish it looked like they were actually making physical contact at any point during the fight scenes. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:52:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvajqgdcc3uel62dqj6nhzpjf8c4ssu64ussd0dpqtwnang7x72wczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx5mwrar In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst9w9drl5rgnm4n0xrqprjg4yrln27rqhg3v6a3wqsdml2eklwwtgxqrsl3'>nevent1q…rsl3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Standard FBI service pistol with a 3 round clip.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:47:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9w9drl5rgnm4n0xrqprjg4yrln27rqhg3v6a3wqsdml2eklwwtgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxq3drm5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdme7tjlemswdnlpncdpd0x3ec5xl2vrmzzjswm37w3zf7ncacgecehekhf'>nevent1q…ekhf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>First rule of rhyming in musical improv, if you have the choice between making sense or making a rhyme: choose to make sense.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:45:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdme7tjlemswdnlpncdpd0x3ec5xl2vrmzzjswm37w3zf7ncacgeczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxkyhr4a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg03x2gjcv3rehru8ac2ue0733ymfktcg85s6sm5j7jfcauqvrzxse769xy'>nevent1q…69xy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He&#39;ll never find us here, at the end of the aisle.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:45:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg03x2gjcv3rehru8ac2ue0733ymfktcg85s6sm5j7jfcauqvrzxszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxw58k6w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz8kaekt6276kuj54zamza3mst6tq8ahhhjh86exfwgw6c702v5egfrzucx'>nevent1q…zucx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Jar jar?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:40:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz8kaekt6276kuj54zamza3mst6tq8ahhhjh86exfwgw6c702v5egzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxfj4ezj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqtddwcrpfnuk8rfjtymwj62k939vaz3fq643zuj62kqff4225w5qyydhs6'>nevent1q…dhs6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Instead of &#34;will they/won&#39;t they?&#34; the movie seems to be opting for &#34;could they/might they?&#34; <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:36:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqtddwcrpfnuk8rfjtymwj62k939vaz3fq643zuj62kqff4225w5qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxf76lrz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqpa53h564nepsj4mys30g8z3exsx9t8pty4t7p4kvrwl3s3l6gqqpasg6u'>nevent1q…sg6u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*writing in notebook* &#34;.... sweet ... ride ....&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:34:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqpa53h564nepsj4mys30g8z3exsx9t8pty4t7p4kvrwl3s3l6gqqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxz2d5ha In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfllvzm534d2gcks9dfjuav7sr35e2g7g2g9fncap3uj3lw46c32spf44sq'>nevent1q…44sq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;I feel like someone used a resize tool on my chest but unchecked vertical scaling.&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:32:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfllvzm534d2gcks9dfjuav7sr35e2g7g2g9fncap3uj3lw46c32szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrmnrgl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg2uesmllhr4gy2fa74l569r4r2rp335xumlq4qf8axu9f7g9ndaqw55tmw'>nevent1q…5tmw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Okay, they&#39;re way better writers than me.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:31:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg2uesmllhr4gy2fa74l569r4r2rp335xumlq4qf8axu9f7g9ndaqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxtme624 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs280llrk3wtep5de0qp9sa92xavt6rhuy7888p0ypx2rrvkyshdqgn6m80e'>nevent1q…m80e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It would very funny if some toast popped up right now<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:30:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs280llrk3wtep5de0qp9sa92xavt6rhuy7888p0ypx2rrvkyshdqgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxt5gkxg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgqffr4cl35syuwl3rq0m6zk87yt79thy7qj7k8l4t8ur3r2x0mzgzm9as3'>nevent1q…9as3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Fully erect<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:27:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgqffr4cl35syuwl3rq0m6zk87yt79thy7qj7k8l4t8ur3r2x0mzgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxcu3yln In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqhcstmjdhqrlsn6dj9hsn7mgrvryzg5hf95ph3dqwty7ndvdg7usmhg0pk'>nevent1q…g0pk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wait, I&#39;m sorry, you were going to give her a ride on that Vespa Jr.? Yeah, she was gonna ditch you anyway.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:22:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqhcstmjdhqrlsn6dj9hsn7mgrvryzg5hf95ph3dqwty7ndvdg7uszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxpjrdq5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsteq7m4skgmumw2f4s47xrpape6f0y8mrj0ce9qcqy8hhrtcwg7kc96x966'>nevent1q…x966</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Totally normal thing to go to a girl&#39;s home after she ditches your offer of giving her a ride home.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:21:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsteq7m4skgmumw2f4s47xrpape6f0y8mrj0ce9qcqy8hhrtcwg7kczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxq4annp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr6rff2uk2qjtf43622um2sajm0f55jwcpmydv3g3ef272vzdcxesya4zhj'>nevent1q…4zhj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Whatever collagen treatment these old men are doing to preserve skin elasticity, it is working.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:15:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr6rff2uk2qjtf43622um2sajm0f55jwcpmydv3g3ef272vzdcxeszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxcsarrd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz3zxdagtkv00epwlvpzcwswz040zmu8l0mx6mttlcay5t7qce40ge5x9at'>nevent1q…x9at</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>not the forehussy<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:14:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz3zxdagtkv00epwlvpzcwswz040zmu8l0mx6mttlcay5t7qce40gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxxen52q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrp73t05x3gs2yqwt9verrcum3uw9tcxwhet7c9pfl0lgg2ddadkqvlgml8'>nevent1q…gml8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Man, how fucked up would it be if it wasn&#39;t in this suitcase, huh? I&#39;d be in a lot of trouble then. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:13:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrp73t05x3gs2yqwt9verrcum3uw9tcxwhet7c9pfl0lgg2ddadkqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxknnga2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdvg8ta3htlclnyqt0zxys2cjcv2kvtqc9hjcqedf37el8rktd2dcp5la83'>nevent1q…la83</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What does it take to get bullied at UCLA? Say you prefer the works of Buster Keaton to Charlie Chaplin?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:12:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdvg8ta3htlclnyqt0zxys2cjcv2kvtqc9hjcqedf37el8rktd2dczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxa09m20 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxt2h85xnzgfwl2s4hr0p23rzev3fllkuwm6e6d73am2xc3fcrejsp5ykl6'>nevent1q…ykl6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s very progressive of the school to offer a self-defense for himbos class. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:11:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxt2h85xnzgfwl2s4hr0p23rzev3fllkuwm6e6d73am2xc3fcrejszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxycjk2l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq2jamnyc6vv7exyrnngxdfxth23jlegvpv6ew9lt4xz6xr42msysgdw79e'>nevent1q…w79e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*writing in notebook* &#34;...found ... a ....skeleton ... &#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:10:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq2jamnyc6vv7exyrnngxdfxth23jlegvpv6ew9lt4xz6xr42msyszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx2jx7x0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9ezlk3ej2x2800e56pj6w6vyhygrk75uhzt0n20h5nq3m75p82fq88uf2s'>nevent1q…uf2s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;One of them shouted teriyaki sauce? I think it was racist but I can&#39;t be sure.&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:09:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ezlk3ej2x2800e56pj6w6vyhygrk75uhzt0n20h5nq3m75p82fqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxj9pstk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9jnrq74ahc9kcylxgudzw0agsl7w3rxu7p4zsv5zs8j2sxwckajge67fyj'>nevent1q…7fyj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Mark Hamill sporting a Kuato flap on the front of his turtleneck. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:08:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9jnrq74ahc9kcylxgudzw0agsl7w3rxu7p4zsv5zs8j2sxwckajgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx4vpdhw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgk90tshftlkgauvs2ynzlw9lqhvmcyzck5kjqhxcz4fwwg6sfe2sryyu6r'>nevent1q…yu6r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My heart skipped a beat when she said I was better than the bus.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:07:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgk90tshftlkgauvs2ynzlw9lqhvmcyzck5kjqhxcz4fwwg6sfe2szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx445lup In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx83pxyt26wvazljlhz85hknj8r8v29csm29mjdu8thccfg7ydregt99ds8'>nevent1q…9ds8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Please, Mr. George is my father. Call me Screaming Mad. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:07:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx83pxyt26wvazljlhz85hknj8r8v29csm29mjdu8thccfg7ydregzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxj03gdl Where do you go to buy a double-breasted cassock these days. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-08-31T01:02:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9sq9ndns80a9jccewuaptfq40ncpxjtysfr5mrp04f837f585nnczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxz4utz7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrfq7awsxyx5dtf2u4dvc7xdppq2q5q3dfranwr6jr8fs963txf7gqpznjr'>nevent1q…znjr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m supposed to say something here about this guy&#39;s curls-on-one-side, single-pigtail-on-the-other hairdo, but I find myself completely unequal to the task.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:46:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrfq7awsxyx5dtf2u4dvc7xdppq2q5q3dfranwr6jr8fs963txf7gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxr7qt4z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2vullrvyy9u5lhqk0cttxlq6wnm6naqah794cz9kv8ej64hjsl5sjnzea5'>nevent1q…zea5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We made it to Burning Man<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:44:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2vullrvyy9u5lhqk0cttxlq6wnm6naqah794cz9kv8ej64hjsl5szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx923whc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst9p548s34nhz7gtt5smfr3h3xkwtrex87450gf5sy77v5yetwt4sf8q6le'>nevent1q…q6le</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve never considered what a drugged owl might look like before.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:44:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9p548s34nhz7gtt5smfr3h3xkwtrex87450gf5sy77v5yetwt4szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxp6lp4w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdd5drxazwmv32ght94yjvlteu8lgnpc653cl04dw2z3ejz7kd4gc0pxztp'>nevent1q…xztp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The reason why you were taught the phrase &#34;willing suspension of disbelief&#34; is because your teachers knew someday you would watch this scene<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:43:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdd5drxazwmv32ght94yjvlteu8lgnpc653cl04dw2z3ejz7kd4gczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxpscfma In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfqhptj2wc30c7xgg4077jkgej6vs6q3phxm02u0238lx4snq4lclsk5ms'>nevent1q…k5ms</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The speed that tiny car was heading for that slightly uneven surface made me so terrified I was about to watch real humans die on camera<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:42:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxfqhptj2wc30c7xgg4077jkgej6vs6q3phxm02u0238lx4snq4lczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxu6pzx9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9c46d27qgrsvtqdw2nlg5hctlvwc8zktzuq6utmj2l8a23khd0pc9d0wuz'>nevent1q…0wuz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>(love theme from Solarbabies)<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:40:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9c46d27qgrsvtqdw2nlg5hctlvwc8zktzuq6utmj2l8a23khd0pczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx2n8q52 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz4td5v22cnh6tp3rgkvun29n8jwk8fmdl6n0pp2s853pcf5vc75qnt2utl'>nevent1q…2utl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The commandant&#39;s outfit is fitting worse in every scene<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:39:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz4td5v22cnh6tp3rgkvun29n8jwk8fmdl6n0pp2s853pcf5vc75qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx60pa90 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9cjp5ywexw9rmegf2fhu876qr3vwwd4uapsqsmne0avl3w5ldtygldmamd'>nevent1q…mamd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The future will be jorted.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:37:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9cjp5ywexw9rmegf2fhu876qr3vwwd4uapsqsmne0avl3w5ldtygzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxmg97w2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszkqn0zkwvvc5qgexn8d2y8ltcu866a5st3j0e2xcfgv8zxdgu44q4dxw59'>nevent1q…xw59</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s always how I wake my friends, by sticking my finger directly in their belly button.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:36:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszkqn0zkwvvc5qgexn8d2y8ltcu866a5st3j0e2xcfgv8zxdgu44qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxx8hehy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0z8g3uyrgamlvf4y3ss4jp0nh5u9ep08c20v5dnan8rh5y5l9xuc9swl7n'>nevent1q…wl7n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>bird guy bad man? Didn&#39;t see it coming<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:35:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0z8g3uyrgamlvf4y3ss4jp0nh5u9ep08c20v5dnan8rh5y5l9xuczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxxsqf8r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsff5j9z5emawe56m6zcsg4f8rccexmnlnj3kl20xj7wyxvg9hnu4qukugkl'>nevent1q…ugkl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is an analogy for how poison ivy spreads<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:33:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsff5j9z5emawe56m6zcsg4f8rccexmnlnj3kl20xj7wyxvg9hnu4qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxjp22ux In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2gv70gh5p0nk76q99483yvju72dty5z3vgall66tlu4a8jnqx3qcqqzgyc'>nevent1q…zgyc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This movie&#39;s right. E-Enforcement does call me to synergetic dedication.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:28:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2gv70gh5p0nk76q99483yvju72dty5z3vgall66tlu4a8jnqx3qczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxhg845f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs02fea9nh54haa0tlnuwfjpdla33xxjl5zlcvv4akntp8me5gvq7ctyxwuj'>nevent1q…xwuj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>With the information from the last scene that none of these characters are bathing, imagine the smell in this room right now.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:26:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs02fea9nh54haa0tlnuwfjpdla33xxjl5zlcvv4akntp8me5gvq7czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx3vgwx8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspk04dy4q5m2xgn32vranyrtnaa0xc94vlunud0x7rtxsujz2qs3gssue2u'>nevent1q…ue2u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;We all oath that no one breathes a whisper about this&#34; is some impressive verb laundering<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:25:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspk04dy4q5m2xgn32vranyrtnaa0xc94vlunud0x7rtxsujz2qs3gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrmkar4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgpldphljzdxsgwdeas5se6d6uwl3f6ny4yvude05hghdjjm0u3nqgh6tkk'>nevent1q…6tkk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He&#39;s not on the Creatures of Filth, he&#39;s on the Scorpions. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:20:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgpldphljzdxsgwdeas5se6d6uwl3f6ny4yvude05hghdjjm0u3nqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxw8ww72 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy3g5w3f4auz9yxhpc0wut4jahlsza8a2xnhq9yjlyxfsnhjrtqhq55p3k7'>nevent1q…p3k7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh I&#39;ve seen this anime! And then he&#39;s gonna slam both his hands down on the circle and try to bring his mom back to life.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:19:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy3g5w3f4auz9yxhpc0wut4jahlsza8a2xnhq9yjlyxfsnhjrtqhqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxdf78m5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0qtwl3xt5tv54sju576n8j5n0fxzff9ysmz8e4f8sv80tjq4z8hs3x5wrn'>nevent1q…5wrn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>.... is that the governor from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:17:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0qtwl3xt5tv54sju576n8j5n0fxzff9ysmz8e4f8sv80tjq4z8hszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx8vud6j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyes7sycpqckyg4phdc49deqx4sqpxp8xywjc47e7753vdxggj7vcehe5p7'>nevent1q…e5p7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is this one of the titular Solarbabies? #monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:11:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyes7sycpqckyg4phdc49deqx4sqpxp8xywjc47e7753vdxggj7vczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx330z9d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfw7jem70q44nxpl7u5z0hrzqqjhr70jkxh9jwct9vh4tand2zjnshnlknq'>nevent1q…lknq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Let&#39;s hear the guy dressed like a Nazi out<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:10:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfw7jem70q44nxpl7u5z0hrzqqjhr70jkxh9jwct9vh4tand2zjnszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxashzhj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr5fpgrm82ydpt2sd769qz2q32tyfnkw0na7cf4sqf486n7wsz4dgh9648f'>nevent1q…648f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some real smooth floors in these caves<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:09:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr5fpgrm82ydpt2sd769qz2q32tyfnkw0na7cf4sqf486n7wsz4dgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxkh05qe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0wtn0xpplc58qrdhy5ze5508hpde5qhqpwr786gtggh366j0pvrctqjlva'>nevent1q…jlva</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>See, if the World Cup was like this, I&#39;d watch it. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:07:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0wtn0xpplc58qrdhy5ze5508hpde5qhqpwr786gtggh366j0pvrczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx65dgnw THE ROLLER-HOCKEY-LACROSSE SENESCHAL HAS A PET OWL<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:05:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqqjd9g53nnntxe7pcmuytew2923gj0ds06mx5kc9h7hn7ftl8dvgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7wn6rg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst9rdknt5mxhymwevpk858rlxwy6wmcas4lqa9ux2tet8w4ad98rgw0396z'>nevent1q…396z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s rough when you have your bracelet-holding privileges revoked. It&#39;s a piece of jewelry designed to not leave the body. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:50:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9rdknt5mxhymwevpk858rlxwy6wmcas4lqa9ux2tet8w4ad98rgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrur8gz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2ukcvr72pjxujjum550rfwxgzde965k28mlvjxjrupnfar4ppqxst0ade2'>nevent1q…ade2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They also serve, those who stand at the doorway of the sheriff&#39;s office and scream &#34;GET OFF THE STREETS!&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:43:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ukcvr72pjxujjum550rfwxgzde965k28mlvjxjrupnfar4ppqxszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxh8hwpv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyw33shk26n98yndznuw6ev0x7uggjrl2eg5rxyckuvehhd8dv20ss75cy2'>nevent1q…5cy2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No bassist I know would drop an upright like that, even if they were threatened by a Giant Spider<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:38:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyw33shk26n98yndznuw6ev0x7uggjrl2eg5rxyckuvehhd8dv20szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxusfgnj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstchaexyyftq8k57mqahx03kre2gljj7ls2kjx9n075yq57xzfpqczzx958'>nevent1q…x958</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*pounding fists on table* SPI - DER - DANCE! SPI - DER - DANCE!<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:37:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstchaexyyftq8k57mqahx03kre2gljj7ls2kjx9n075yq57xzfpqczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxym0l23 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs27c0fvccfkd42lvv09e7ekpqnwr3n773stameelwz83xvqz439kca4z6u3'>nevent1q…z6u3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That man is 38 years old<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:34:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs27c0fvccfkd42lvv09e7ekpqnwr3n773stameelwz83xvqz439kczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxf9tgt7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr0dk358a84s284a7sp6uujsxnx6jucpxhu2qx7jv89r0wlvxqgcg7nprup'>nevent1q…prup</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He really was like &#34;I wanna take you to spider cave but it&#39;s #monsterdon tonight.&#34; 2026-07-06T01:32:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr0dk358a84s284a7sp6uujsxnx6jucpxhu2qx7jv89r0wlvxqgcgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx0ymlmg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy56s0x9l23e379afxnf28plnypr393uqf0n7dmjedqz0swpz9umgqdtu05'>nevent1q…tu05</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;SEYMOUR! Did you store the dessicated husk of a giant car-tripping spider in the gymnasium?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;*gulp* Well, Superintendent Chalmers, it&#39;s just there for the Camera Club&#39;s spring Shutterbug Jamboree.&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:30:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy56s0x9l23e379afxnf28plnypr393uqf0n7dmjedqz0swpz9umgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxsryye5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs82crd0ymm22227lqxpa6z8a8ynnqx05uluwtav9pplsjrn4mauuq549x3y'>nevent1q…9x3y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>These are high school teachers. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:28:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs82crd0ymm22227lqxpa6z8a8ynnqx05uluwtav9pplsjrn4mauuqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxu78j9x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvq2aetk37llmvjgf8thhca4arz935vkfzn3k2stlf3nxg8na4y2g25pntz'>nevent1q…pntz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean, this was filmed at Carlsbad Caverns. And they charge admission at that place and they don&#39;t even got no giant spider.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:27:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvq2aetk37llmvjgf8thhca4arz935vkfzn3k2stlf3nxg8na4y2gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxp9tm8v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspglh99xwsvw0lcvld75ahtvfred8rfzlfzlkuhl0p6qarcvee8sc4rslq6'>nevent1q…slq6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Crimes of the Spider<br/><br/>* car tripwire<br/>* paternal dehydration<br/>* STEALS BRACELETS OUT OF POCKETS<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:26:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspglh99xwsvw0lcvld75ahtvfred8rfzlfzlkuhl0p6qarcvee8sczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx3vna59 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9s0j6v2d9ev9nc6mrlc588gncgc4e29dvx6h2mt7fvuvlz7krnlgqf6hay'>nevent1q…6hay</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No gas masks for Hose Assisters!<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:24:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9s0j6v2d9ev9nc6mrlc588gncgc4e29dvx6h2mt7fvuvlz7krnlgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7nvyg0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg85gsd4wjnpesghgcfla0cjdc5syhakqt3cxm4688f6sn6c25ewqc732nx'>nevent1q…32nx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s her father? Did he look like this when he was alive?<br/><br/>#monsterdon<br/> <img src="https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/116/870/413/281/115/397/original/5597244bd9fbb5c2.png"> <br/> 2026-07-06T01:23:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg85gsd4wjnpesghgcfla0cjdc5syhakqt3cxm4688f6sn6c25ewqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxw4asya In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0yplq43pvnzhc4wma9x8hqy2y6x3e6uaeyvqmy02sm8h5gnj9rfgq24n97'>nevent1q…4n97</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You know, normally I scoff at the skeptical cop in a monster movie. But after last week and that cop whose name I already forgot who just instantly believed everything you told him? I think I prefer skepticism. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:18:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0yplq43pvnzhc4wma9x8hqy2y6x3e6uaeyvqmy02sm8h5gnj9rfgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxk73cyk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgxqexh8l5efww855z3mfaap80g9dhkqd60j9nv56rj48w5xm786g0rt8ps'>nevent1q…t8ps</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We join the police of the abstract shapes squad as they interrogate the suspects in the serial decubing case.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:16:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgxqexh8l5efww855z3mfaap80g9dhkqd60j9nv56rj48w5xm786gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx0n5xwl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsth4fnru6l9ttd7qfpqy5mv7exmrx48g95xgk5ylj425q54rze2lcn7pwdh'>nevent1q…pwdh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I really can&#39;t get over how much this looks like something in a children&#39;s museum play area<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:15:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsth4fnru6l9ttd7qfpqy5mv7exmrx48g95xgk5ylj425q54rze2lczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxqeakkh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9n3pm8pwu0ld7900xueg8ll3crej2ztrxpjwqtawe5jxkc6cep0qxkpasw'>nevent1q…pasw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They fell into the Disneyland Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:14:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9n3pm8pwu0ld7900xueg8ll3crej2ztrxpjwqtawe5jxkc6cep0qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxl3jxg9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfwvqwv3mjmz3070czd8auh3v2v6lv0tpwjna9yeaaadl6df8znmq6yljv9'>nevent1q…ljv9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sorry, that stalactite hates dads<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:12:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfwvqwv3mjmz3070czd8auh3v2v6lv0tpwjna9yeaaadl6df8znmqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxu5qe8s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0r0fmvk0ll25uv4s7kxdspw903rs7mcz7vhusjupvgwrdsghmn9q44k9tv'>nevent1q…k9tv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What are you more scared of?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:10:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0r0fmvk0ll25uv4s7kxdspw903rs7mcz7vhusjupvgwrdsghmn9qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxfz7rwy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvqtzjpynmyw9x8cy8rxcsk2xk2v6ekat97e4t60y4h33pfyptyxslzy60j'>nevent1q…y60j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I found his favorite construction paper hat<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:09:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvqtzjpynmyw9x8cy8rxcsk2xk2v6ekat97e4t60y4h33pfyptyxszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxpmhxv2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfxlg8h8l3ufgwluav5t6jvg556jtcqla58ka30pmaaumcpqmjdmsedvvsr'>nevent1q…vvsr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You&#39;re saying The Spider set a tripwire for cars? #monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:07:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfxlg8h8l3ufgwluav5t6jvg556jtcqla58ka30pmaaumcpqmjdmszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxgd6386 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf7wdmt8g0ehpfghzy4qsjzu8ta3cgswxnry36tj7pncjh824un7c5vdfj3'>nevent1q…dfj3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I remember a few times I passed notes in school. I never really had anything to say, I just saw people doing it on TV all the time and wanted to see whether it was something you could actually do. <br/><br/>My classmates were confused by the format. Every passed note ended with the recipient turning around, facing me, and soundlessly mouthing &#34;Why?&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:06:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf7wdmt8g0ehpfghzy4qsjzu8ta3cgswxnry36tj7pncjh824un7czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxtz9r09 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqcrg3rhrs3rkwmgtcw98szjxmadme5zpvldjqcz7xqudze8zr5jcru579x'>nevent1q…579x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That concludes our demonstration of the magic pencils. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:04:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqcrg3rhrs3rkwmgtcw98szjxmadme5zpvldjqcz7xqudze8zr5jczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxwqq46r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9dp5exzqccswx7x6ggzskfsagqzzh3a57e5duyqpnjy6jyr35luc5psh2f'>nevent1q…sh2f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Hey wake up, this is Mike, remember?&#34; is also the name of his podcast<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:03:21Z