Nostr notes by Alan Beattie

“We are the people of England/And we don’t really have a view ...

2026-09-11T07:10:34Z

“We are the people of England/And we don’t really have a view yet/Smile at us, pay us, pass us/Rest assured we’ll soon forget.”

cc Ciaran Martin (npub1wse…z676)
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Competent experienced career FCDO diplomat. Good. Just the person ...

2025-12-18T17:54:34Z

Competent experienced career FCDO diplomat. Good. Just the person for the job.

(NB quite apart from Epstein, Mandelson's clever-clever trade and tech deal with the US is falling apart. [www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/15/us-pauses-tech-prosperity-deal-britain-donald-trump-keir-starmer ))

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My Trade Secrets column today. The EU has been talking about ...

2025-12-18T15:55:57Z

My Trade Secrets column today. The EU has been talking about "economic security" (insulating itself against esp geopolitical shocks) for years. As the electric vehicle saga shows, it hasn't got far. First 300 reads free.

See also 2 other great pieces coincidentally published today... 1/2

[The EU’s economic security bla...](https://as.ft.com/r/998472eb-250b-40ec-9997-94fd5de51f9f )

#SE24 #Godsownpostcode #HerneHillTillIDie ...

2025-12-17T09:08:55Z

#SE24 #Godsownpostcode #HerneHillTillIDie
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2025-12-16T20:52:22Z

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1957: Sputnik flies overhead. US: Dammit, the Ruskies are doing ...

2025-12-15T21:14:13Z

1957: Sputnik flies overhead.

US: Dammit, the Ruskies are doing space. We’ll do big cars with fins.

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Paging Nikolai Gogol: we've got a commission for you. RE: ...

2025-12-15T10:01:34Z

Paging Nikolai Gogol: we've got a commission for you.

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A notoriously prickly and defensive colleague. ...

2025-12-14T14:29:09Z

A notoriously prickly and defensive colleague.
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As a lifetime member of the (association football) ...

2025-12-06T15:51:25Z

As a lifetime member of the (association football) Goalkeepers' Union, I regard the idea of nomenclatural apartheid between two sports in both of which both hands and feet are used as goalie erasure and I strongly oppose it.

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Once again the Guardian plays with fire by recklessly putting ...

2025-12-06T14:40:16Z

Once again the Guardian plays with fire by recklessly putting together two people separated by such a vast ideological gulf that it's a wonder a fight doesn't break out.
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Platform signs at Euston. Please note the Polar Express is 1. not ...

2025-12-05T17:44:23Z

Platform signs at Euston. Please note the Polar Express is 1. not run by Avanti, so it might actually get there and 2. just next to the Chester train, thus proving Chester is in the north.

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2025-12-03T10:03:30Z

Sam Freedman (npub1y83…e7e4) [@dsquareddigest.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy](https://bsky.app/profile/dsquareddigest.bsky.social ) Jo Michell (npub1msp…9ywd)

So this is really sneaky.

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In tribute to Stoppard, someone should put on a memorial run of ...

2025-12-02T09:35:30Z

In tribute to Stoppard, someone should put on a memorial run of Every Good Boy Deserves Favour. Rarely performed as it has only six characters but an entire symphony orchestra on stage. Incredible play.

[www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cdB...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cdBjPUOERs )

[Every Good Boy Deserves Favour...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cdBjPUOERs )

Today's Trade Secrets newsletter. One of Donald Trump's ...

2025-12-01T12:39:05Z

Today's Trade Secrets newsletter. One of Donald Trump's (multiple, contradictory) aims in imposing tariffs was to close the trade deficit. Is it happening? No. But is it likely to happen? Also no.

[Donald Trump’s tariffs are not...](https://on.ft.com/4pMqogh )

Just been reminded of this corker from Paul Valéry: "The ...

2025-12-01T11:15:39Z

Just been reminded of this corker from Paul Valéry: "The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us."

Not me, obviously, but quite a lot of you have this problem.

Unaccountably, as always with these pieces, the sub-editors seem ...

2025-11-30T12:05:52Z

Unaccountably, as always with these pieces, the sub-editors seem to have cut off the conclusion, which was surely “and my judgment has thus been proven so bad no one should ever listen to me on anything again”.

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The version of the Gospels where the Samaritan crossed the road ...

2025-11-28T11:05:54Z

The version of the Gospels where the Samaritan crossed the road to kick the robbery victim in the head and go through his pockets for loose change was suppressed by the woke fathers of the early church.

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My Trade Secrets today. Funny* thing about Trump's tariffs: ...

2025-11-27T16:30:47Z

My Trade Secrets today. Funny* thing about Trump's tariffs: they're really unpopular and he's retreating from them even before most of the bad effects have come through. God knows what will happen when they do.

*By funny I mean both unexpected but also very amusing.

[on.ft.com/4p5NUVy](https://on.ft.com/4p5NUVy )

[The hot air of Trump’s tariffs...](https://on.ft.com/4p5NUVy )

👍⬇️ RE: ...

2025-11-27T10:32:18Z

👍⬇️

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Can’t wait till he gets to read about King David in the Bible, ...

2025-11-26T08:24:41Z

Can’t wait till he gets to read about King David in the Bible, especially given the obsession among early Christians about pretending Christ was born in Bethlehem to establish a link with him.

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On train and have now had to ask two out of three fellow ...

2025-11-25T15:17:51Z

On train and have now had to ask two out of three fellow passengers sitting near me not to listen to music without earphones. TBF they did immediately comply.

(NB for those who haven't met me, I am not physically imposing.)

cc Stephen Bush (npub1cfd…uu4y)

The smorgasbord of tax increases has just acquired its smallest ...

2025-11-25T11:53:18Z

The smorgasbord of tax increases has just acquired its smallest and feeblest contribution, as a bottle of Yakult is quietly added to the buffet.

(Am reliably told they excepted milk-based drinks because it looked silly taxing yogurt that advertised itself as healthy, silly though that is.)

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“Look like you mean it. Look down at the ground and say ...

2025-11-13T21:56:27Z

“Look like you mean it. Look down at the ground and say sorry.”

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My Trade Secrets column today. How’s the EU’s big push for ...

2025-11-13T20:20:57Z

My Trade Secrets column today. How’s the EU’s big push for geoeconomic clout going? Not well. It’s used to dictating terms through its global role in consumer demand, but these are days when the control of supply (chips, rare earths) often matters more. 1/2

[Europe is falling short in its...](https://on.ft.com/3JNdM9e )

Now do Goebbels #noballsatall ...

2025-11-12T21:02:49Z

Now do Goebbels #noballsatall
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🎶🎶 Five Eyes, how did you close and fail?/How can the light ...

2025-11-11T15:56:24Z

🎶🎶 Five Eyes, how did you close and fail?/How can the light that burned so brightly/Suddenly burn so pale?🎶🎶

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“Unlikely”. Tremendous understatement, epic work. ...

2025-11-10T20:38:12Z

“Unlikely”. Tremendous understatement, epic work.
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If I were an American I would save money by simply buying lottery ...

2025-11-10T19:28:18Z

If I were an American I would save money by simply buying lottery tickets with winning numbers and not those with losing numbers.

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My Trade Secrets today. If the Supreme Court rules against ...

2025-11-10T12:47:28Z

My Trade Secrets today. If the Supreme Court rules against Trump's emergency tariffs he can replace them. The real impact is political. Tariffs are already unpopular & blamed for high prices; being ruled illegal won't help.

But Trump needs them to raise revenue, so he's put himself in a corner.🍿🍿🍿

[The political risk to Donald T...](https://on.ft.com/4oZYk8x )

BRB, just going to source a deerstalker and a briar pipe and hang ...

2025-11-09T15:02:52Z

BRB, just going to source a deerstalker and a briar pipe and hang around in the background of Met police cordons.

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1. Clampdown on benefit cheats! 2. Clampdown on benefit cheats ...

2025-11-09T12:24:04Z

1. Clampdown on benefit cheats!
2. Clampdown on benefit cheats doesn’t work.
3. Blitz on red tape!
4. Blitz on red tape doesn’t work.
5. Go to 1.

Currently we’re between 3 and 4. I’m confident we’ll be back at 1 by Christmas.
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Are we still doing these? ...

2025-11-09T06:11:28Z

Are we still doing these?
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Along with the meatpacking rant, further evidence Trump has ...

2025-11-08T21:03:49Z

Along with the meatpacking rant, further evidence Trump has clocked the cost-of-living issue but has no idea what to do about it. I guess cutting tariffs is out of the question.

(NB I reckon that despite tariffs, inflationary risks from services are probably bigger than those from goods.)
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Denmark is the new Australia. RE: ...

2025-11-08T15:48:54Z

Denmark is the new Australia.

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Trump reinventing himself as a mash-up of Teddy Roosevelt and ...

2025-11-07T21:01:55Z

Trump reinventing himself as a mash-up of Teddy Roosevelt and Upton Sinclair was not what I had on my bingo card for 2025, and yet here we are.
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Once again the magisterial position of "don't ...

2025-11-07T11:47:46Z

Once again the magisterial position of "don't know/don't care" on a pointless question commands a clear majority of the British public. cc Ciaran Martin (npub1wse…z676)

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[a man in a suit and tie is sit...]( )

The main point here is this is very funny. But can any US ...

2025-11-06T19:44:12Z

The main point here is this is very funny. But can any US criminal law types explain why you would find someone not guilty of assault when they’re clearly on camera throwing something at an officer? Is it because a sandwich is too small and soft to be classed as an assault weapon?

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I had this magisterial meme in my head all the time I was writing ...

2025-11-06T15:37:15Z

I had this magisterial meme in my head all the time I was writing this piece. I'd say "put it in the Louvre" except it might get nicked. ⬇️

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Hubristic Argentine president with uncertain US and IMF backing ...

2025-11-06T14:42:21Z

Hubristic Argentine president with uncertain US and IMF backing decides to maintain half-arsed crawling band exchange rate regime to hold up peso rather than letting it float despite market pressure.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

[www.ft.com/content/b22f...](https://www.ft.com/content/b22f4076-3cb9-400c-98b3-071058219b9a )

[Milei defies calls to float Ar...](https://www.ft.com/content/b22f4076-3cb9-400c-98b3-071058219b9a )

My Trade Secrets today. Trump is signing geopolitical trade deals ...

2025-11-06T11:13:16Z

My Trade Secrets today. Trump is signing geopolitical trade deals in Asia which let the US dictate countries' trade policy and turn them against China.

But I reckon governments can steer a middle course if they're smart and nimble. (I speak to Malaysia's trade minister, who unsurprisingly agrees.)

[The US can’t force Asian count...](https://on.ft.com/4qJTkGV )

For those who know the double-dactyl verse form, here's my ...

2025-11-05T16:37:04Z

For those who know the double-dactyl verse form, here's my quick stab at one for AS. h/t to Seán Clarke (npub1xe5…0kwz) for inspiration.

Higgledy piggledy
Abigail Spanberger
Stormed the Virginian
Mansion with ease.

Stunning success with votes
Gubernatorial
Cutting Republicans
Off at the knees.

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Apart from anything else, "Abigail Spanberger" is a great name. If you're lucky enough to have a surname that's a dactyl and you don't give your children a first name that's also a dactyl you're wasting everybody's time.

Hats off in particular to Mr & Mrs Roosevelt for coming up with "Franklin D".

Apart from anything else, "Abigail Spanberger" is a great ...

2025-11-05T16:00:35Z

Apart from anything else, "Abigail Spanberger" is a great name. If you're lucky enough to have a surname that's a dactyl and you don't give your children a first name that's also a dactyl you're wasting everybody's time.

Hats off in particular to Mr & Mrs Roosevelt for coming up with "Franklin D".

The invaluable [scotusblog.com](https://scotusblog.com ) is ...

2025-11-05T15:09:25Z

The invaluable [scotusblog.com](https://scotusblog.com ) is liveblogging here: [www.scotusblog.com/2025/10/oral...](https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/10/oral-argument-live-blog-for-wednesday-november-5/ )

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[Oral argument live blog for We...](https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/10/oral-argument-live-blog-for-wednesday-november-5/ )

quoting
note1e25…5c9y

If you're as tragic as I am you can listen to the hearing here: [www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...](https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/live.aspx )

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[Live Oral Argument Audio
Live...](https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/live.aspx )

If you're as tragic as I am you can listen to the hearing ...

2025-11-05T15:06:51Z

If you're as tragic as I am you can listen to the hearing here: [www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...](https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/live.aspx )

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[Live Oral Argument Audio
Live...](https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/live.aspx )

I realise these stories aren't actually funny and yet they ...

2025-11-05T12:41:25Z

I realise these stories aren't actually funny and yet they are. They so are.

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Anything that causes Hershey’s to put less cocoa in their ...

2025-11-02T20:28:13Z

Anything that causes Hershey’s to put less cocoa in their chocolate is fine by me. It won’t taste so much of vomit that way.

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Oh yes, and this Trump-Xi deal. What can I say? I told you so. ...

2025-10-30T09:29:52Z

Oh yes, and this Trump-Xi deal. What can I say? I told you so.

[as.ft.com/r/c613cb3b-6...](https://as.ft.com/r/c613cb3b-6dda-4714-bfdb-9785793253c2 )
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My Trade Secrets today. The Supreme Court must decide if it will ...

2025-10-30T09:18:58Z

My Trade Secrets today. The Supreme Court must decide if it will back Congress’s right to set tariffs over Trump’s.

If only the actual Congress had the guts to do it. For now Chinese retaliation and the equity markets are the only real checks on the presidency here. 1/2

[as.ft.com/r/a02c1173-e...](https://as.ft.com/r/a02c1173-e908-4f2e-a8aa-f3e009262c9a )

[On tariffs, the Supreme Court ...](https://as.ft.com/r/a02c1173-e908-4f2e-a8aa-f3e009262c9a )

Well, move then. RE: ...

2025-10-29T19:56:06Z

Well, move then.

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Typical sneaky continental robbers, skulking off-camera. Proper ...

2025-10-29T16:26:49Z

Typical sneaky continental robbers, skulking off-camera. Proper gentlemen thieves in the old-school English tradition would have the decency to introduce themselves and leave a calling card.

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"We tried to be Idi Amin but we hadn't prepped well ...

2025-10-29T14:46:15Z

"We tried to be Idi Amin but we hadn't prepped well enough" doesn't scream government-in-waiting to me for multiple reasons.

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Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time. RE: ...

2025-10-28T22:47:08Z

Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time.

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[a man with glasses and a musta...]( )

A friend of Prometheus said the imperative of technology transfer ...

2025-10-24T12:13:28Z

A friend of Prometheus said the imperative of technology transfer overrode what he called the "pettifogging procedural technicalities" of the Olympian intellectual property rights regime, and that the penalty Prometheus incurred was "grossly out of proportion to the commercial harm actually done".

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Does any helpful person know what time the Argentine election ...

2025-10-24T11:35:54Z

Does any helpful person know what time the Argentine election results (or reliable exit polls) on Sunday are likely to come out?

My Trade Secrets today. Imagine the AWS data outage, but ...

2025-10-23T08:32:11Z

My Trade Secrets today. Imagine the AWS data outage, but weaponised by Donald Trump to hold countries hostage.

Like internet satellites, the cloud is a global economic chokepoint whose impact other governments need to protect against. China’s doing a pretty good job. The EU not so much.

[Amazon outage shows EU heads a...](https://on.ft.com/47mwZWU )

Nonetheless they will continue to vote for him. They always do. ...

2025-10-22T21:22:59Z

Nonetheless they will continue to vote for him. They always do.

[on.ft.com/3WRqZAE](https://on.ft.com/3WRqZAE )

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The scriptwriters need to wind this one in a bit, I’ve heard of ...

2025-10-22T18:05:49Z

The scriptwriters need to wind this one in a bit, I’ve heard of French farces but
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It certainly saved them having to do any work ranching cattle. ...

2025-10-22T16:51:47Z

It certainly saved them having to do any work ranching cattle.

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"So, using my powers of deduction, I conclude: not an ...

2025-10-21T16:16:21Z

"So, using my powers of deduction, I conclude: not an insurance job. Nothing escapes me."

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[a man in a hat and trench coat...]( )

All the traders are wearing them RE: ...

2025-10-21T14:55:40Z

All the traders are wearing them

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y tho? cc ...

2025-10-21T09:48:53Z

y tho?

cc [@konstanho.bsky.social](https://bsky.app/profile/konstanho.bsky.social ) [@jenwilliamsft.bsky.social](https://bsky.app/profile/jenwilliamsft.bsky.social )
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Guy can't catch a break. RE: ...

2025-10-21T09:24:07Z

Guy can't catch a break.

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My Trade Secrets today. The Trump-Xi trade conflict is heading ...

2025-10-20T12:42:52Z

My Trade Secrets today. The Trump-Xi trade conflict is heading towards an uneasy cold war-type truce between the US and China, not an escalation.

Also: what do you do if you're a smallish economy like the UK being bounced around between the trade behemoths? Damned if I know. First 300 clicks free.

[The approaching cold war trade...](https://on.ft.com/4o2WQKK )

Although baked beans taste vile it's permissible to eat them ...

2025-10-17T15:35:50Z

Although baked beans taste vile it's permissible to eat them as there aren't close alternatives (ie something similar you can put on eg toast or baked potato). But the far superior mustard can substitute for all functions of tomato ketchup and it is therefore morally wrong to eat tomato ketchup.

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TBF if I had Tucker Carlson captive for a couple of hours I'd ...

2025-10-17T14:18:05Z

TBF if I had Tucker Carlson captive for a couple of hours I'd entertain myself by wanging on about my half-arsed pet historical theories as well.

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2025-10-17T10:39:08Z

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My Trade Secrets column today. Trump's been thrashing round ...

2025-10-16T14:03:14Z

My Trade Secrets column today. Trump's been thrashing round with his tariffs for nearly nine months now but the global economy's doing....not too badly?

I look at why, and also note there's a much bigger threat from the AI bubble and the US's renewed addiction to fossil fuels.

[The AI bubble is a bigger glob...](https://on.ft.com/4qlkyDF )

BTW let's appreciate the sheer bathetic comedy of Trump's ...

2025-10-14T21:11:35Z

BTW let's appreciate the sheer bathetic comedy of Trump's threats sliding from WE'RE GOING TO BAN ALL CRITICAL SOFTWARE WE WILL BRING YOUR ECONOMY TO A HALT down to WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN COOKING OIL SEE IF WE DON'T.

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With few exceptions (eg the plot of Macbeth and the character of ...

2025-10-13T21:02:16Z

With few exceptions (eg the plot of Macbeth and the character of Jeeves), all Shakespeare and Wodehouse plots and characters are forgettable or contrived, which only underlines how astonishingly brilliant their language has to be to make them the greatest playwright and comic novelist in English.

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My Trade Secrets newsletter today. Declare trade war on Friday, ...

2025-10-13T13:13:37Z

My Trade Secrets newsletter today. Declare trade war on Friday, in full retreat by Sunday. Donald Trump's brought a knife (tariffs) to a gunfight (rare earths) with China. He's in a weak position and he's playing it badly.

ALSO: global steel trade and Argentina are in a mess. Aren't they always?

[Donald Trump’s weekend retreat...](https://on.ft.com/42FXhC1 )

Tag yourself. I'm "Fifty-two years an imbecile". BTW ...

2025-10-13T08:18:46Z

Tag yourself. I'm "Fifty-two years an imbecile".

BTW I do not wish to know if this is a hoax.

(h/t [@fohf.bsky.social](https://bsky.app/profile/fohf.bsky.social ))

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Relatable tbf RE: ...

2025-10-12T06:16:19Z

Relatable tbf

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2025-10-11T17:21:41Z

[@secondmentions.bsky.social](https://bsky.app/profile/secondmentions.bsky.social ) Can I get recognition for "the oleaginous legume" as second mention for soyabeans?
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And this, class, is why aiming at agricultural self-sufficiency ...

2025-10-09T16:04:35Z

And this, class, is why aiming at agricultural self-sufficiency rather than spreading risk across different countries through international trade is a *really stupid idea*.
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Robert Jenrick wowing Tory Party conference there with his ...

2025-10-07T12:28:37Z

Robert Jenrick wowing Tory Party conference there with his legendary yet completely baffling wig ventriloquist act.
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Henceforth the red robes will only be worn as an away kit when ...

2025-10-07T05:40:24Z

Henceforth the red robes will only be worn as an away kit when the Canadian Supreme Court is playing the US one.

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OMG an amazing thought occurred about dogs, cats and their ...

2025-10-06T19:29:30Z

OMG an amazing thought occurred about dogs, cats and their relationship with humans. Hear me out, hear me out:

Dogs were domesticated over 20,000 years ago to help with hunter-gathering, cats only 10,000 years ago as rodent control for grain stores after the invention of sedentary agriculture. 1/2

My Trade Secrets today. Trump has annoyed farmers by provoking ...

2025-10-06T14:18:49Z

My Trade Secrets today. Trump has annoyed farmers by provoking China to block their exports while bailing out Argentina, home of their rivals.

Are the farmers right to feel betrayed? Is a pitchfork rebellion against his tariffs coming? Will farm country turn against Trump?

Answers: no, no and no.

[Don’t expect a farmers’ revolt...](https://on.ft.com/4oaM44W )

Maurice Glasman has made me agree wholeheartedly with George ...

2025-10-03T11:12:40Z

Maurice Glasman has made me agree wholeheartedly with George Monbiot. I'm still adjusting to this state of affairs.

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Oh Billy, mate, no. Please, no. Please don't do this. ...

2025-10-03T09:30:13Z

Oh Billy, mate, no. Please, no. Please don't do this.
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2025-10-03T06:53:41Z

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I don't know why she swallowed a fly. RE: ...

2025-10-02T18:20:15Z

I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

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My Trade Secrets today. Javier Milei's chainsaw deregulation ...

2025-10-02T09:15:13Z

My Trade Secrets today. Javier Milei's chainsaw deregulation (right direction but execution unclear) is his signature policy but not the big question right now.

Qu is if he's got the cojones & the political capital to break the endless Argentine macro crisis cycle & float the currency.

Thread 1/n

[Trump’s lifeline won’t stop Ar...](https://on.ft.com/4pLrIR7 )

It’s almost as if - HEAR ME OUT PEOPLE - British politics ...

2025-10-02T06:55:20Z

It’s almost as if - HEAR ME OUT PEOPLE - British politics continues to prioritise eloquence over reality.

One of my favourite observations is that a lot of Lobby journalists - the FT’s being honourable exceptions - are like dogs. They respond to tone but not to content.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mymiyz3x72kdfeb5nfmrk5my/post/3m26xm7okns23

quoting
note1mz4…0rae

But I was told that Keir Starmer’s conference speech marked a pivot away from imitating Reform and towards a bold new liberal something! I WAS PROMISED!

[on.ft.com/4mGqFPF](https://on.ft.com/4mGqFPF )

[UK to scrap right of refugees ...](https://on.ft.com/4mGqFPF )

But I was told that Keir Starmer’s conference speech marked a ...

2025-10-02T06:49:51Z

But I was told that Keir Starmer’s conference speech marked a pivot away from imitating Reform and towards a bold new liberal something! I WAS PROMISED!

[on.ft.com/4mGqFPF](https://on.ft.com/4mGqFPF )

[UK to scrap right of refugees ...](https://on.ft.com/4mGqFPF )

I'm reliably informed they're actually Belted Galloways. ...

2025-10-01T14:51:43Z

I'm reliably informed they're actually Belted Galloways.

IN WHICH CASE THEY'RE SCOTTISH COWS, NOT ENGLISH.

Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Bannockburn? Were the redcoats who slaughtered the Jacobites at Culloden simply wasting their time?

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quoting
note1kcd…hyk5

Those are Holstein Friesians. Foreign cows. EU cows even. NOT ENGLISH.

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Those are Holstein Friesians. Foreign cows. EU cows even. NOT ...

2025-10-01T14:42:07Z

Those are Holstein Friesians. Foreign cows. EU cows even. NOT ENGLISH.

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In further "Britain is not America" news, imagine looking ...

2025-10-01T13:31:35Z

In further "Britain is not America" news, imagine looking across at the US and thinking "yep we'll deffo have some of that sweet, sweet ethnonationalism here, looks great".

(h/t [@sundersays.bsky.social](https://bsky.app/profile/sundersays.bsky.social ), whose patience in dealing with this kind of thing is one of the wonders of the modern age.)
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You can't frack in the UK (unlike the US), so this from Ed ...

2025-10-01T13:27:57Z

You can't frack in the UK (unlike the US), so this from Ed Miliband is basically a free hit to go after the environmentalist vote which Labour correctly fears is defecting to the Greens/LibDems. Reading across from the Dems to Labour is, as usual, mistaken.

[www.theguardian.com/environment/...](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/sep/21/fracking-wont-work-uk-founder-chris-cornelius-cuadrilla )

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If you can't beat the French then join 'em. (Fun fact: ...

2025-09-29T13:39:41Z

If you can't beat the French then join 'em.

(Fun fact: Jean Monnet's first job in government was negotiating the accession of Hollywood movies to the French market in return for Marshall Aid, more or less.)

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Innovative solution to the small boats problem: use bigger boats. ...

2025-09-28T18:36:32Z

Innovative solution to the small boats problem: use bigger boats. Initiative.

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GenX: simply can’t be arsed even knowing what our generation ...

2025-09-27T10:43:40Z

GenX: simply can’t be arsed even knowing what our generation we’re in. #pride #slackergeneration.
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Maybe...try making some EVs people want to buy? RE: ...

2025-09-26T12:49:13Z

Maybe...try making some EVs people want to buy?

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Another great Bluesky "how did we get from the first post to ...

2025-09-25T12:51:30Z

Another great Bluesky "how did we get from the first post to the last post" puzzle, vintage stuff.
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My Trade Secrets today. We're waiting for Trump's tariffs ...

2025-09-25T11:01:38Z

My Trade Secrets today. We're waiting for Trump's tariffs to push up consumer goods inflation, but there are much bigger price shocks that may also get pinned on him: electricity, healthcare, education.

As Joe Biden found with egg prices, you don't need to be definitively at fault to get the blame.

[Trump’s biggest inflation worr...](https://on.ft.com/4gGIcFX )

The Beach Boys or JS Bach. Nothing in between. RE: ...

2025-09-24T09:06:53Z

The Beach Boys or JS Bach. Nothing in between.

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💯 ⬇️ Pregnant women, famously unconcerned about their and ...

2025-09-24T08:30:33Z

💯 ⬇️

Pregnant women, famously unconcerned about their and their child's health and particularly welcoming of advice from non-experts and *particularly* non-expert men about what to do.

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If James Taylor thinks you need to go to Carolina (either North ...

2025-09-23T19:50:08Z

If James Taylor thinks you need to go to Carolina (either North or South in fact) to find flying geese and biting dogs, he's an idiot. They're all over the place.

Also, Jim-lad, if your friends regularly hit you from behind, it's time to find some new friends. A word to the wise.

My Trade Secrets newsletter this week. The UK (& EU) have ...

2025-09-23T10:00:40Z

My Trade Secrets newsletter this week. The UK (& EU) have long braced for the US to force chemical-washed chicken on their consumers & make health services pay more for meds.

But Trump's neglected the once all-powerful US ag & pharma lobbies. So far he's also been oddly passive on tech in the UK.

[Traditional US trade lobbies a...](https://on.ft.com/4pGPLRq )