2026-09-05T20:16:22Z https://nostr.now Pumpkin Spice Amy https://nostr.now/npub19j4w4jkj2lkmd87u6tfvena0lmtrlanxh0j5mcx92f8tuer3jvmqgt5rz5 https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/accounts/avatars/113/017/722/794/575/297/original/6e7ec2824b01c8b9.png https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/accounts/avatars/113/017/722/794/575/297/original/6e7ec2824b01c8b9.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs82gpm64pj2qeuxn2zl5qwl2e3fj2gx8l64kvkm2j8lnnkgmfuwsqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvhte2n8 I thought Obama&#39;s Cheesecake Factory joke was funny, so apparently I&#39;m a communist fascist effete soy-eating urban elitist or something 2026-10-28T01:53:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8agqcjxrmxa90mm6gwgxw8apa8et0ng3kjq23ze26yj6stl2y2nszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnva6rlqr <br/><br/>Tennessee too much 2026-10-28T01:50:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst064tsmku66x3l4y67xjx7n6lcax4lkc4v42vu230l38nm5pu87czyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvr6urv0 I LOVE THIS SONG<br/><br/>(&#34;Rise&#34; by Eddie Vedder, from the &#34;Into the Wild&#34; soundtrack)<br/><br/>More songs should use the ukulele. 2026-10-28T01:12:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspekvdfxszef53cg7wky7elw8yzvc9hah2205ey85tuqzqqrzvgrczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvaemrud My Corona.<br/><br/>#InternationalBeerASong<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-28T01:04:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv6fn5caw7e3kazg83mt975lujn3ur523mn7rskf4dhnzl503xffczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvvl03em Today the CEO of my organization discovered the nitro cold brew coffee machine in the employee break room. He had two big cups. We&#39;ll see how this goes.<br/><br/>AFAIK, he only usually only drinks Diet Coke. 2026-10-28T00:46:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstr6a2lu70h2dcfme5jrx2khf35qf4u6fhu40n09u8emj2mzka3nszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv9v3ag4 It&#39;s One Nice Cocktail Night. Gonna have to decide what I feel like. 🤔 2026-10-27T22:56:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv6w4zw05chfn4fpx2ajh4gqm072uvn9jutq7csne5s3z6n877f2czyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvlg485e New glasses, who dis?<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/514/488/854/083/228/original/a2619fe0d77c403d.jpg"> 2026-10-27T19:22:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgs7dsz06plq9n72fr5kt594ysyr742nm7uvzf5f5v57l77vc8cyszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvju26h4 I don&#39;t want to read too much into anything, but the joints in my feet don&#39;t hurt today. Would dearly love it if my #estrogen patch is helping. #HRT #MHT #perimenopause 2026-10-27T12:39:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvaqgv6m7zkkmu3ss4kxw2n6rgzllpg8j9un390z07v9emtl3hcpqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvpqaakj Would dearly love to see Netanyahu tossed out today. #Israel 2026-10-27T12:09:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw8yaw3hqva6aq6y9pm3ulhzy0xuhy0y6nqg3p6dz2ne2ndmz9jsqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvnlrsqp Song lyrics just now: &#34;I&#39;ve been to Lincoln, Nebraska, and it ain&#39;t worth shit.&#34;<br/><br/>Mr. Blue: &#34;That seems a tad harsh.&#34; 2026-10-27T02:21:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgxpy5dfvhuwfuctae58nwta7a70kx375ngdts57p8lzu7awa4leczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv399euq Disappearing #estrogen.<br/><br/>#CauseOfAggravation<br/>#HashTagGames <br/>#perimenopause 2026-10-27T01:39:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstk8uynqjaejg83xeq9wqar6ntrpghp78wkn9tce4t0zwcql38d9qzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv3sj668 Long-ass condo board meetings made even longer by mansplainers.<br/><br/>#CauseOfAggravation<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-27T01:37:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqtzhqsuncqu6g9jsdqyelum9x0ng6ylvghmlqf0mu9s89wmsacuqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvt5elg0 <br/><br/>Good timing for long-ass condo board meeting. 2026-10-26T23:47:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvzavhysqrlhd89wt54n6peu5qyu06y2wgqvxrdtc5v7p0cwga6fczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvztk2wk Condo board meeting night. 😑 <br/><br/>At least it&#39;s virtual. 2026-10-26T22:15:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrqqgnlf6a0s8uc85ed0ue8dlcgtmzrge7kg7kzu4mlndw5z9yq5gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvdye2ev Any middle-aged women here have any weight training resources they&#39;d recommend? I&#39;ve been doing resistance bands, and it&#39;s certainly better than nothing, but I feel like I could be getting more out of the time I&#39;m investing if I went to my condo building&#39;s weight room instead.<br/><br/>#weightlifting #training #lifting #osteopenia #perimenopause 2026-10-26T13:38:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyr6d2k5k22e83gkqdy0r8zht0msjxd5dpl223465eq8n5g2lxg8gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv7j8wez Glad I slept better last night. I had an awful night of sleep on Saturday and so of course was ready to freak out and blame the #estrogen patch.<br/><br/>(It can take some time to get used to changes in hormones.)<br/><br/>#perimenopause #HRT #MHT 2026-10-26T13:01:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxljl9vw2y759way84znmja36fmprtj0c0t4xc7yul9zp7ecqr75gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvfrd7ch phew<br/><br/>Wordle 1,955 6/6*<br/><br/>⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨<br/>⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛<br/>⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩<br/>⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩<br/>⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩<br/>🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2026-10-26T12:34:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyfln03kfwx2tv56k4ur2quxfeg6d0vnckhs5kvnwjcvzhk068m2gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvewrc85 WHERE&#39;S YOUR GOD NOW, BUTKER?<br/><br/>#NFL 2026-10-26T02:48:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy86w6lm4uvdl6dexznpvgf9ldachm4ek49plple8pnwnzu7qfw8szyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvz4r0pg Welp 2026-10-25T19:59:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsttqud2y9n68lncekwsqxxer9lup72mmfhwv84tzguyfzx684xlggzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvlt26kx <br/><br/>This juxtaposition made me lol. (Description to follow.) 2026-10-25T15:43:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9qvrv954cwfpua3k8825u7npeu9m6l7anu7636n4twuacnxggtpqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvd7wj2f I&#39;m tempted to buy this T-shirt because I love cake.<br/><br/><a href="https://lesleyevers.com/products/maisie-cotton-tee-cakes">https://lesleyevers.com/products/maisie-cotton-tee-cakes</a> 2026-10-25T15:06:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs09xrstrrk6kdtejlm57urgxmtwzjuqwlrx3aw07gaet209um0tzqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvyxpjfw Me: &#34;The new #Falcons logo is unfortunate.&#34;<br/><br/>Mr. Blue: &#34;It&#39;s the Falcons. They&#39;re always unfortunate.&#34; <br/><br/>#NFL 2026-10-25T14:53:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr8l75vllkmwc86k8wqhgegjgu0g748np94n5m5a67szg3pp9xtwczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvyc9a54 The Right Foot of Satan<br/><br/>#OppositesAMovie<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-25T01:59:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs92223t0wez7s2wvz5zswll07kz3qvnaef27u2d6f07zjuffz7rxgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvrhjuat Ugly Man<br/><br/>#OppositesAMovie<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-25T01:49:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqqc9hn4xc76gwcn52e3rw86ck6fczk9653ag54fdl0mllqjxuk7gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvjnjh37 Giraffes on a Boat<br/><br/>#OppositesAMovie<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-25T01:46:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqfmg43z3y6t787l9uwhyx3v9a5w5hahweg42572p27nw7pc6f6jgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv72ujez Headed to the mattress store. 😑<br/><br/>(Not wearing jammies.) 2026-10-24T18:24:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgrkflzdkv7thm7xx99mlzt4vmcflmn8gqujl829npxsy4afxmsggzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvrqsrc0 I can have a little #estrogen, as a treat. #perimenopause #HRT #MHT 2026-10-24T17:51:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8ra6unjz9dxk6zhv3glxzu20w73mmn38eh2w99llawd384055gpgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvp6jwk4 I have to brave the grocery store earlier than normal today because we&#39;re going mattress shopping.<br/><br/>This makes a run-in with #AngryYogurtMan more likely.<br/><br/>😬 2026-10-24T15:09:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd6ne4mdcpscnm5u4t08qzreljhwjxn4ndtnqwn6td7l2u6x459pgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv4dukvs Gonna stick a patch on my ass tonight and see if it solves any of my problems. #estrogen #perimenopause #HRT #MHT 2026-10-24T01:28:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstr0fl2q7d896ye2fzq63fcahlcptckzdlgxpa9aqg2hj54g8l0rqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv62zslm I like a lot of Warby Parker frames. Does that make me a hipster? 2026-10-23T23:26:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyzgng9cs95z2h9lstm8l7q7fypuvscrkc6ppxe6gvwnspwzl29pszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvfgad90 Found my new frames.<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/492/586/642/802/847/original/bf8b323bb9ceb38a.jpg"> 2026-10-23T22:31:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyluh2dthculxwe4fhyn2kje6me7rmn5u08raxcp2jmpu0x5an7hczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvaxpu7a <br/><br/>#AI agents are like the absolute worst people you went to school with. 2026-10-23T22:26:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq8hxt9sh467acyqusl933z0kp62tw74zpc9e8gwqpra24sfuqcvqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvvdzf80 Got big mad at an optician yesterday. <br/><br/>::pause for dramatic effect:: 2026-10-23T13:54:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2jds359hhhk9tsuz09rtn3g085l42zvsdwye2kzh7lr29v7jr2gqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvzjrnj6 Pumpkin friend keeping me company on this #autumn day. #pottery #ceramics #ClayArt<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/490/369/640/426/123/original/ec07d3d68f52bafd.jpg"> 2026-10-23T13:07:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx34r2n492zvlfnmlleuczru6p7gnzkpdy50z67w7rypj4tk36snszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv6ayxxs The florist I used to send my mom a bouquet asked me to fill out a customer review, which I would have happily done (the flowers were lovely and lasted a long time.) Except it appeared that my review would automatically be published on their website with my full name attached. <br/><br/>Uh, no? 2026-10-22T11:53:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfa7u2vhf8kkry7923r6323h2uz7je566m4eu25ut8qghkhvmlxsqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvd6kesv This was an odd one.<br/><br/>Wordle 1,951 3/6*<br/><br/>⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨<br/>🟨🟨🟨🟩🟨<br/>🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2026-10-22T11:48:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0rcpswpn04ts6s0m9zev2a4v65m8dvsqxw87khf8wuyv0mqfevqczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvjjxg6k ::eats popcorn as Republican eat one another::<br/><br/><a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2026/10/21/peter-thiel-trump-iran-war-01131284">https://www.politico.com/news/2026/10/21/peter-thiel-trump-iran-war-01131284</a><br/><br/>#USpol 2026-10-22T00:08:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspm66wgaf4umyquvhftrm7qz8h8lhsn6asr09p75g78hqtk6z70mgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvneayz4 I bought pens today. I don&#39;t know if I&#39;ve ever bought pens before.<br/><br/>I should just steal them like Ken Paxton. 2026-10-21T20:16:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdd6c3n24d7zmtsae0cvj36f8t5x68nwhrjz4lvqmuavlzg3t2kjqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvmynew3 <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmpz0t8dz6xq6yrn8hh0e32gyrq6hwlnaj2ua94pc82f3w72f78tqays203" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmpz0t8dz6xq6yrn8hh0e32gyrq6hwlnaj2ua94pc82f3w72f78tqays203</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…s203</span>)</a></span> I was amused by your bio and followed. 😂 2026-10-21T14:52:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvmyr95md22ldm0vxchl8vy2j45s9cm62wcjlj8pwwewp2znwf0cqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvjst2xr This is probably a bad day to ask my org&#39;s head of #cybersecurity for anything, isn&#39;t it? 2026-10-21T14:30:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs259rjlgf6ss03lz6ardfqf5kautvfunfx5v54a5sj92a5jl7n0kqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvlrt2tc I am feeling unreasonably annoyed by trendy mattress name brands. #Nectar #Avocado #GFY 2026-10-21T01:44:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsftfq84cj60mx779e797qr44xlngffn7xy22nqv9jm8vak2jsnl7gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvwn048g We have to go mattress shopping on Saturday (ugh!) but we&#39;re going to treat ourselves to Ellie Bird afterward (yay!) 2026-10-21T01:14:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrd5tmj568757tn6tp8gxv5djem64cnwycen2ac35lrm23wh29kfqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvfr52pc Is 4 the new 6-7? 🤔 2026-10-20T22:57:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqgkyu09d6t06grzg8um0se7trnrzu3cfna48pzmyxajvcququ3fgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvh5aa4r Good luck self-funding disasters, red states: <a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2026/10/20/fema-states-disasters-exclusive-energy-environment-01128120">https://www.politico.com/news/2026/10/20/fema-states-disasters-exclusive-energy-environment-01128120</a> #FEMA 2026-10-20T21:37:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8uu0fr8qmcr5qkw74rh5l690rw8l9aq93wtr6fedsk79qr4qqksgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvj723va <br/><br/>:sickos1: :sickos2: 2026-10-19T20:30:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2v9v93mqz9t5hwhx0clwasz6srzr499s7vs74x80306ppjtcllqgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvy3q2gn Well this is bullshit: My insurance denied my #DEXA scan (for #osteoporosis.) Likely because I&#39;m only 50, instead of 60. I guess they&#39;d rather I wait until then and discover I have osteoporosis than discover I have #osteopenia now and take steps to avoid it?<br/><br/>BEST HEALTH CARE SYSTEM IN THE WORLDDDDDDD 2026-10-19T19:28:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvs99lr544v0hpykk27637pga6593l08vpf6khj0hsns9z43kkdyqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvx7a8tz I am I Need to Get Progressive Lenses at My Eye Doctor Appointment This Week years old. 2026-10-19T18:57:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs97wxfvmnpzfrmxql75es7tmhv55vgwzgytg47wf995sx2efgej4qzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvr9wjmd Mr. Blue and I are going to go get lunch because life is short and we&#39;re hungry. 2026-10-19T17:12:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx37st2qlkf46fglrg2j5f9ru4ewm0a8l98fy3fm2zzt2wqh60r7czyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv0vh2vm Yeah, I&#39;m just going to block something called &#34;followbot.&#34; 2026-10-19T17:05:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzqny5sfzhmvxwgwvzamprv6je2nlg07qyj9arsypp0ye2kxznsczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv3gmtyf I&#39;m not sure having #Trump show up in your state is going to help Republican candidates get elected. #USPol 2026-10-19T12:48:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswg6rk33rsjj2yzwqp66fc7vskqruzg9h0eu03ys35w9e07d3g4gqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv3ajnps Forgot to do #Wordle yesterday 😞 <br/><br/>(At least it wasn&#39;t a long streak I broke.) 2026-10-19T12:11:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyu69s6vedjvcs55ypzwec26yux9kanfxjjrem0yfjvacye3g6m8czyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvn2vz67 Oh good. Our kitchen sink is backing up. 😑 2026-10-19T00:59:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2dpdv5aa93hyp8yqc47nmvxf0w3wrmqwm9v9rvq4m8p06cp8xdjqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvg95skl but but I thought the #Rams were supposed to win the Super Bowl? #NFL #lol 2026-10-18T23:04:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2kysa4mjswt6f3dl36ekag4ng5na4j26y3j3zn0rva8c0sc2h92szyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvphtvzw Any #DMV folks have any opinions on local furniture stores for buying a new mattress? (We are NOT interested in buying one online, because we are old fuddy duddies.) 2026-10-18T23:02:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr9sqdnd4ugnx50rslxwzw4wv07js64wl02tfg2pp2zqjvqusdkeczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnve760d8 An account called spaceXmars just followed me, and I blocked them. Seemed prudent. 2026-10-18T20:31:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyqtr0pe5s0wmgwn9ww4f3r6davf0g85vw7ps7tpnym325n4m58rczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvrh3txt Got the house cleaned, so that&#39;s good. 2026-10-18T17:22:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszzdsthgc3j6hkrg50ewmjfaftz9hn4wqxn84x0scy3mg54lfhgzqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv9w9ejf We went to Trouble Bird. It is a good bar. You should go to Trouble Bird if you are in D.C. and like #cocktails. They did not pay me to say this on #Mastodon. 2026-10-18T00:16:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0nfeu8kqpexd0tgflwwx6xr459ra6xq7sll6nfux9wfawra5cqnszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvj9gnag <br/><br/>I enjoy this meme every time it makes the rounds. 2026-10-17T21:14:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrsaqvt4w6dh7sqdglsw4dqsyvh4v9dj2jk6t5ukfgf0ten963khqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv65r3q4 My hair looks choppy and cute today. #AngryYogurtMan better watch out.<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/457/673/760/285/682/original/04c692ca75174478.jpg"> 2026-10-17T18:34:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsplueuj7vxeacdkztwu8hmjjxj8pvpzwwr875xfsq5avvr2dd45cqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv69fhpx <br/><br/>I have a little friend Laen made that I took with me to a scary doctor appointment to keep me company. ❤️ 2026-10-17T18:12:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs96tnfmwqhr2jmeg7cgravuk4wpg7glqkudkrmljcgtucfxctzgqqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvvk8ky4 I am literally NEVER going to donate to a candidate who&#39;s asking me for money via text.<br/><br/>#uspol 2026-10-17T17:56:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstzwkxrdarfuyv3wwxa54rw3gtld6c8fmrwutppz7ts0g3jjvylgszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvzj5as7 I don&#39;t know if I can do my planks today with my tetanus booster arm. 😐 2026-10-17T17:09:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94g5u34vsjknm223t0gqq58wxp7havzzspzg6yh6n4uumwf5mmrczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvppdnm9 OK, fine, I&#39;ll stop drinking #tea and work out now. 2026-10-17T16:02:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxq67cs683ejvljr4fjxeyyh6nxjszhvsu7e2hqhcgyygcu5m2yegzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvax6ut8 I&#39;m enjoying hanging out here with y&#39;all this morning. 🥰 2026-10-17T14:31:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8wx8c22wag4y2v394grvt5078mmy0f0f54nt28p9ukjt7thcqtrczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvnxew2y <br/><br/>Important update! 2026-10-17T14:30:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8s5tk7fyme3wr26uelrsjghfc20jdfh3x30sqcszcuapy9knygfczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv5qk35g Tetanus booster update: Arm hurts, but hasn&#39;t turned red or swollen up yet like last time.<br/><br/>PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You need a tetanus booster every 10 years. Get one now before you actually need protection from tetanus. 😀 #health #vaccine 2026-10-17T14:07:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdscadr8npn9ectk4eqwgs7v4ve2qwyta6l59czgtwf9g5jppy9wszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvyuqtvv Is it #perimenopause? Or am I dying?<br/><br/>(Nothing like the loss of your hormones to stir up health #anxiety.) 2026-10-17T13:35:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg8ty90yfvl4224crp9pp9mmtmn0dpn76luv2vhdjvrgfresss2qgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvx432ta I like your #cats.<br/><br/>#Caturday 2026-10-17T13:30:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrjualfjxewrry9khmy6fzmaez2qh3902mxw7z4nt9k3lus3pflrszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvj9p05a Be careful out there: I just got followed by an account that appears to be a fake version of someone I&#39;m connected with on here (who hasn&#39;t posted since June.) How do I know? There&#39;s no reason someone already on mastodon.social would start another account on mastodon.social but just misspell their own name in the handle. #spam #scam #phishing 2026-10-17T13:02:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvs7uynnvwe6xwpz4a8flrf8rz0zwcqg8h5cyygw3dhfykv7a3p6szyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvj4nehz OMG MY MOM FOUND A DOG THAT SHE SAYS WOULD BE THE DOG SHE&#39;D GET IF SHE GOT A DOG<br/><br/>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET THE DOG 2026-10-16T23:26:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxsxghjrwn0wyhsss5sm83ukx9u88f4rs2eqkk2wtsss0fjcylreczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvgjcdc3 Here&#39;s my good thing for the day: We decided we wanted to have Ted&#39;s Bulletin&#39;s fake Hostess Cupcakes for a treat this evening. Last time we tried to get them on 8th Street SE, they were out. So I got them in Ballston and brought them home.<br/><br/>Mr. Blue had to walk past the 8th Street Ted&#39;s to get his hair cut. He decided to check. They were out!<br/><br/>My thinking ahead saved our treat! 2026-10-16T22:33:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswn8083zls7lz22dzmr46a3s75n8gjwmagznkd6r9dnvkumt8tqcczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvwhamz3 Did my stupid strengthening workout. 😡 2026-10-16T22:12:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy5jmks8knktsw8fz76zkwdqunkcg2cn9x34mwkqs9tzah00rua5szyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv07xqxk I thought I was having a hot flash but then I saw a young dude fanning himself, so it might just be hot in this Metro station. #perimenopause 2026-10-16T20:24:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyf6fnkf0uth9ss9e22fw5n7qgzhtjlltpac4r0nyhrzvk85a3sdqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnveff4kz I have to go get a tetanus booster. Last time I got one (in 2016), half of my arm swelled up and turned red. Let&#39;s see what happens this time! 2026-10-16T19:49:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszm8n5t7emg6k8yfu2jxp32ppq6dnl232ly75pj0l73mqtn6hemhczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnverdpje I&#39;ve had popsicles that lasted longer than Katie #Zacharia. #USPol 2026-10-16T19:09:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqa0k3yan4apcl4ujhm43ck7hsmf9hdss54uu7nl2fkkzny5f4jtczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv5hj343 I am pestering my doctor&#39;s office because he went on vacation before sending in my #estrogen patch prescription. (I got the progesterone, but not the estrogen.) 😑 #perimenopause 2026-10-16T15:33:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvef26e2qx92n79548fwyvnqxhekyrrwkfv36ne3trfmudqf24dwczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvuscm7h <br/><br/>This was a funny joke, and more people should have liked it. 2026-10-16T02:42:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8gf3y3czec8vzrsr4sgk77ga0e65lpjneg8q3w25mkaehd2sp4sqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv8davny Mr. Blue: &#34;This is like Jason vs. Freddy!&#34; #NFL #Seahawks #Broncos #lol 2026-10-16T01:31:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz4vr5hxk7zla6c696t43u7374r3e0rqvtnk50r9kuqqkasxfxg0gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvwt3k9h I got a fundraising request from a &#34;Nicole&#34; and automatically thought: &#34;But you can call me the #fediverse chick! :D 2026-10-15T22:02:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg63hf9syx6pc8l2rdphteuc2uum4fc5gst6qv4j3pmjcreryclcqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvgh2e5n <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqtw3kflqsj0p9r3368uhrgvs303frrrj3efagjkt8c6sgvumrx5dsd6xpuu" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqtw3kflqsj0p9r3368uhrgvs303frrrj3efagjkt8c6sgvumrx5dsd6xpuu</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…xpuu</span>)</a></span> If I hadn&#39;t seen you post about this, I would be concerned about the &#34;snakepit&#34; 😂 2026-10-15T16:52:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9yv3ydljummq9kug954r2jna5qexd7t93j8yurxy6lvvr49ktkdgzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv3zssuu If someone asked me how I am today, I would tell them the truth, but nobody has asked. (I am tired and I hurt all over.) 2026-10-15T16:03:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxcthe0cxfegktvgtsvqxx6kgr60vq29s3djp5mw3aw7ak8w5leuszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvlyuz5k I see you, other ladies my age walking around outside in short sleeves. #perimenopause 2026-10-15T15:36:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs256wrfr72ycnx6epa6p4pede0408am4yhatsnsz8ld8gvqnvx4ugzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv5xj8aw Kaiser Permanente sent my health records to my new primary care physician on a CD. New doctor doesn&#39;t have the hardware to deal with that. 🙄 <br/><br/>BEST HEALTH CARE SYSTEM IN THE WORLDDDDDD 2026-10-14T23:00:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstqy9dc6wlqtx0qfct99n6pc6zx6zl4ccwc0gc6g43m5j5lahgxugzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvdqe2mu <br/><br/>Friedrich. 2026-10-14T17:48:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfw5cswhsklzkcxvdsm5n5vpkvetc5c4t0008p0a0r7eaaczj4ldqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvl3zlu3 Heat isn&#39;t working in the heat pump we just installed in August, so that&#39;s just great.<br/><br/>I think these HVAC techs live here now. 2026-10-14T17:13:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfyn4xsh80g4dn2mnmduzsrwwle3l68z45kqt7fdgrxgmmq8lc46gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvj6mvet CVS is working on my #progesterone prescription! 😭 <br/><br/>(I&#39;ve been feeling lousy for several years now, so this is exciting.)<br/><br/>#perimenopause #MHT #HRT 2026-10-14T13:41:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9s6h9avf0d9c3dhs7r2tw22s9xf573je85yh90ysjed6ujnszssszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvn5m6xc <br/><br/>The responses to this toot are a DELIGHT. 2026-10-14T13:04:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdgw7wgcaw4anucq394jc3l3yrx3vkt3v5s4nxyqg9ets3fzzu08czyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvm9xhy4 &#34;Gotta do something about these foot callouses.&#34; -- Fred Flintsone<br/><br/>#FrustratedCartoons<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-14T01:15:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz0g9p6jrete00wv3ahuxger3g2cyed6d952zxjyp2uzaduue4udszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvn9draj ::piano repairman sighs deeply::<br/><br/>#FrustratedCartoons<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-14T01:12:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0ujfnfs7mzt8qdlk8c2x8e8dazdu77s4lcrm0ya2qnltzuwhqvczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvxal0mt UGH, DUDES, AMIRITE? -- Smurfette<br/><br/>#FrustratedCartoons<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-14T01:09:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf8du6d8pddacdf07y92q54ms6uwnn0qhx2etsvx68876pthsv3ygzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv6v079e Pepe Le Pew has been hit with a sexual harassment lawsuit.<br/><br/>#FrustratedCartoons<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-14T01:07:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0errdg0495urxpl2c534ljctck6l8wy95dxesyhtfe9h4d3kutegzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvlfuv24 All of the #TrumpDiarrhea produce issues are leaving Bugs Bunny with little to eat. 😞 <br/><br/>#FrustratedCartoons<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-14T01:06:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstqx8hkn9gy8k5cuzpst209zhm4096tj7spkv28n8qnf9wvnc0vuczyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvae0tg0 Remember how I was waiting to start #MHT #HRT until I saw my new OB/GYN next month? Appointment just got moved to January. I&#39;m not fucking waiting that long. Reached back out to my young chill dude PCP and asked for prescriptions for OMP and estrogen gel. 😬 #perimenopause 2026-10-13T18:27:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqnsfgpjr9cjj3gaman9r37dsk4hkyedh36jthrd29eckkdvk2d6qzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvnkr3k3 For the record, I&#39;m doing going back to #Xitter. Not now, not ever. 2026-10-12T23:04:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw88vdaqfvs962g28ezks5qu9vsnx2svgpcqak2q9yl8ugsypzlngzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvhnjv0a Mr. Blue just went on a run near Jefferson Memorial. There were 15 (he counted) of those goddamn VEO rental bikes blocking a sidewalk. He stopped, dragged every last one of them off the sidewalk and pushed them into the grass. #BikeDC #BikeTooter 2026-10-12T21:56:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspzf7p090cf45z6qqeqfkx03prakyw8ekxx0324wrvkyk7636trngzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv364085 Surprising South Dakota fact: South Dakota has celebrated Native American Day instead of Columbus Day since 1990. #IndigenousPeoplesDay #ColumbusDay 2026-10-12T21:52:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf9f7wlvylec4zeq95mw7p7tf7cw6cka4kctk72e87993c9m3kzsqzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvujnefq It&#39;s fall at our house today.<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/thepitsocial/media_attachments/files/117/429/588/559/455/445/original/95a914b9ebc8dcc0.jpg"> 2026-10-12T19:30:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyjaxw9xquj4ww6grlz4utl0u3rp9hw9072snnzgf02mpw2gfkenszyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvuuqwlc <br/><br/>This is where I&#39;m from! 2026-10-12T13:03:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyjrxln4x62nma7e6ygpjk68v9mmw35dc3uvjne7a68lepj5n7r4czyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnvktqa0x I need like three days to recover from this game. #NFL #Niners #49ers #FTTB 2026-10-11T23:45:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy02jm8c85789at97jy64a3uxexav9ard6qz5fk7psvkp5fn8j36gzyqk246k26ft7md5lmnfd9nx04lldv0lkv6a72n0qc4fya0nywxfnv5vssmv This game is too much <br/><br/>#NFL #Niners #49ers #FTTB 2026-10-11T23:11:49Z