2026-10-30T13:07:34Z https://nostr.now NewsThump https://nostr.now/npub19dkccxf8943zszqy84mwm58nw3ukcmpfgcm0r2rd7la2fvdgruzs45ardl https://files.mastodon.online/accounts/avatars/109/279/735/788/044/329/original/3d05ead16f21ee85.jpg https://files.mastodon.online/accounts/avatars/109/279/735/788/044/329/original/3d05ead16f21ee85.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmwma6g7fcjhx5hmrr85duhfzcmypgdleuzhpntwt0jhmgwj36vqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2k8pnkh NEWS! Man who wanted his money outside the reach of traditional authorities now pretty keen for traditional authorities to get it back <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/10/30/man-who-wanted-his-money-outside-the-reach-of-traditional-authorities-now-pretty-keen-for-traditional-authorities-to-get-it-back/">https://newsthump.com/2026/10/30/man-who-wanted-his-money-outside-the-reach-of-traditional-authorities-now-pretty-keen-for-traditional-authorities-to-get-it-back/</a> 2026-10-30T12:19:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0vy29mzsrwl9v5uwpxy75qrl8ll5hvvmlac8uv4p4j8uu6un4v2qzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2ndkx92 NEWS! Trump cancels execution livestream after signing exclusive deal to make it a Pay-Per-View event <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/10/15/trump-cancels-execution-livestream-after-signing-exclusive-deal-to-make-it-a-pay-per-view-event/">https://newsthump.com/2026/10/15/trump-cancels-execution-livestream-after-signing-exclusive-deal-to-make-it-a-pay-per-view-event/</a> 2026-10-15T15:09:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqzksmetghj5m5ay7czzapdrvzagfrgnal69rzjv2fyyxn63aq8vgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2xvn7ma A multiple-choice question for you all...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/117/427/738/100/749/510/original/9bf1b3a6c4e143d4.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-10-12T11:38:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyt9yfwqdz829luusmfskakj2qmwtp56prgtq752xxdmry6k5w3pczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2r6s3j8 NEWS! Everyone surprised to find out Royal Navy spy isn’t Andrew <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/10/08/everyone-surprised-to-find-out-royal-navy-spy-isnt-andrew/">https://newsthump.com/2026/10/08/everyone-surprised-to-find-out-royal-navy-spy-isnt-andrew/</a> 2026-10-08T11:32:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrepmr5g7ryltejrs3h307j0g826nqfczew7e5hqfz6m4tgjgh54szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2jav76y NEWS! Reform MP warns second homes are ruining coastal communities, before buying second home in coastal community <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/10/07/reform-mp-warns-second-homes-are-ruining-coastal-communities-before-buying-second-home-in-coastal-community/">https://newsthump.com/2026/10/07/reform-mp-warns-second-homes-are-ruining-coastal-communities-before-buying-second-home-in-coastal-community/</a> 2026-10-07T10:35:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgljsgu3e7sqhef7jkdqgnsuezz733vy55nelk9428yup5g9u93yczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s276mer0 There was a time when being against fascism was not considered an extreme position so much as the general consensus, enforced at some personal inconvenience by most of our grandparents. We have made a T-shirt about it, as a gentle reminder for anyone who appears to have forgotten. <a href="https://go.newsthump.com/3q49Nd">https://go.newsthump.com/3q49Nd</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/117/365/450/205/066/131/original/31c5dc4ca29de864.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-10-01T11:37:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqtktd804ev3c5zw7kcgcvdty8fcmgledntqevmneecuf9jf92njqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s276lxr6 NEWS! Nigel Farage insists police declare terrorist incident after car backfires outside mosque <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/09/30/nigel-farage-insists-police-declare-terrorist-incident-after-car-backfires-outside-mosque/">https://newsthump.com/2026/09/30/nigel-farage-insists-police-declare-terrorist-incident-after-car-backfires-outside-mosque/</a> 2026-09-30T15:45:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0sy9564zrcvzwt2jt56ue4n94gv5szn6rrzujwcde3y8nkh5grjszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2y302jx NEWS! &#39;Patriots&#39; outraged as man arrested &#39;just for waving the Union Jack&#39; outside the bank he just robbed <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/09/23/patriots-outraged-as-man-arrested-just-for-waving-the-union-jack-outside-the-bank-he-just-robbed-2/">https://newsthump.com/2026/09/23/patriots-outraged-as-man-arrested-just-for-waving-the-union-jack-outside-the-bank-he-just-robbed-2/</a> 2026-09-23T12:13:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0hxms3x2mrkjj5d8ezg9nqhp066pw9dc5w2kj4dtgm9jqgd0zzsgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2gh5xl6 NEWS! Donald Trump uses UN address to deliver this week’s regularly scheduled threat to annihilate Iran <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/09/23/donald-trump-uses-un-address-to-deliver-this-weeks-regularly-scheduled-threat-to-annihilate-iran/">https://newsthump.com/2026/09/23/donald-trump-uses-un-address-to-deliver-this-weeks-regularly-scheduled-threat-to-annihilate-iran/</a> 2026-09-23T11:17:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsguechvvphlqunklh0cc0waegkpc9hz8d2qwvg6huy0pwpmqlx5tczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s20m7742 US tariffs have raised less than $200 billion a year since they were introduced. JD Vance wants you to believe that tariff revenue will be magically multiplied SEVEN TIMES so Trump can hand out $1.3 trillion after the midterms.<br/><br/>At this point, they&#39;re clearly just assuming that American voters are functionally innumerate.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/117/247/361/799/088/943/original/91b51569ff02aa98.png"> <br/> 2026-09-10T15:06:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrmpshqphma5n57v54k3mwcgx2fqnplejtr2tsv7usmx90jp7pakqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2fzlsk3 NEWS! Apple unveils first foldable CEO <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/09/10/apple-unveils-first-foldable-ceo/">https://newsthump.com/2026/09/10/apple-unveils-first-foldable-ceo/</a> 2026-09-10T13:51:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsghs3gjgq4kf0app7h4nuhxavapwjputg0kpg0lv59uw5780wj48szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s26gfadl Whenever we see someone post that they&#39;re stopping their donation to the RNLI, like some right-wing virtue-signalling flex, we can&#39;t help but think of this. You can donate to the RNLI here: <a href="https://rnli.org/support-us/give-money/donate">https://rnli.org/support-us/give-money/donate</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/117/245/412/420/377/942/original/5f928c91d854faf9.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-10T06:50:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgk5djmcschxel346hdn2486fcutnycu7te8rrspdz29zkenmcxtgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s23pwd73 NEWS! Mixologists agree to rename Guinness with a champagne top as ‘The Grifter’ <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/09/04/mixologists-agree-to-rename-guinness-with-a-champagne-top-as-the-grifter/">https://newsthump.com/2026/09/04/mixologists-agree-to-rename-guinness-with-a-champagne-top-as-the-grifter/</a> 2026-09-04T13:52:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94gvlft29feulf2n2gzhrw4l5ucky6fz3qn4627cxsy04anp43jszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2hpy87v So one of the Reform officials who stepped down is a Cambridge academic pretending to be someone he most clearly is not? This will no doubt be the focus of the right-wing press for weeks to come - right?<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/117/212/240/077/677/349/original/0865ad0aacf3e9fa.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-04T10:14:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsznvpa4qjm330cws7pjfvs3r02dd5catw2peswpeltg9wgepqvpggzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2cf3rpd NEWS! Man-of-the-people Nigel Farage insists those were legitimate bribes and economy oysters <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/09/04/man-of-the-people-nigel-farage-insists-those-were-legitimate-bribes-and-economy-oysters/">https://newsthump.com/2026/09/04/man-of-the-people-nigel-farage-insists-those-were-legitimate-bribes-and-economy-oysters/</a> 2026-09-04T06:48:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr84rlz0k2kp302l2cctnjv9hcl4sqh9cusu6tttms6h7z4kc8zvgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s24p7gs2 NEWS! Heaven votes unanimously to replace God with Dolly Parton <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/08/26/heaven-votes-unanimously-to-replace-god-with-dolly-parton/">https://newsthump.com/2026/08/26/heaven-votes-unanimously-to-replace-god-with-dolly-parton/</a> 2026-08-26T10:40:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdgshckze07lq39w39lpulsyw524d89c4m4ygrzcraha6xm2qd5qszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2ud6ha9 At some point in the near future...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/117/093/373/792/069/234/original/1ba2d2aba44c1b4a.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-14T10:24:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqkca2ymhnktlss6lwavy5ttmdejy3h22mgwm2w5rmhs52wt7wkkszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s275qgxr NEWS! Voters of Clacton head to the polls to choose between 33 attention seekers and a bin <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/08/13/voters-of-clacton-head-to-the-polls-to-choose-between-33-attention-seekers-and-a-bin/">https://newsthump.com/2026/08/13/voters-of-clacton-head-to-the-polls-to-choose-between-33-attention-seekers-and-a-bin/</a> 2026-08-13T06:45:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs09e4ct77lp64j97n0z4x38rlqmh72h73gqkejr55ahu3z23dg8ggzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2m3ewr0 NEWS! SpaceX rocket crashed into Moon after being equipped with Tesla&#39;s Full Self Driving mode <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/08/05/spacex-rocket-crashed-into-moon-after-being-equipped-with-teslas-full-self-driving-mode/">https://newsthump.com/2026/08/05/spacex-rocket-crashed-into-moon-after-being-equipped-with-teslas-full-self-driving-mode/</a> 2026-08-05T14:17:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdrj6jcstpdrxlt5cg9wv5mdhpnqx7axu06hvszxek28te8hlnqjgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2m7zh93 NEWS! US Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/07/28/us-doctors-discover-new-link-between-rising-measles-cases-among-children-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/">https://newsthump.com/2026/07/28/us-doctors-discover-new-link-between-rising-measles-cases-among-children-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/</a> 2026-07-28T14:46:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq0gfgrfclma79avet8ku7ehf9xels3h08hyyvmpjkv5nw5l4yzvgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2qwwuhn NEWS! NewsThump formally endorses Count Binface for a better Clacton <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/07/08/newsthump-formally-endorses-count-binface-for-a-better-clacton/">https://newsthump.com/2026/07/08/newsthump-formally-endorses-count-binface-for-a-better-clacton/</a> 2026-07-08T07:57:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv3fftr854e2pqdu6xxvx4fmf0k97lvdn77jc88qyf45svuem6fwgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2evlddu &#34;I&#39;m the most physically attacked MP of modern times&#34; claims Farage, seemingly forgetting that two MPs have been literally murdered in the last decade.<br/><br/>The man has no shame. 2026-07-07T13:19:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst4aelht0d5lngsa8exssfn0yd55ygve55vru5nwqlqjuydnhlm8gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s25hxjy8 NEWS! FIFA confirm USA goals to count double for remainder of World Cup tournament <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/07/06/fifa-confirm-usa-goals-to-count-double-for-remainder-of-world-cup-tournament/">https://newsthump.com/2026/07/06/fifa-confirm-usa-goals-to-count-double-for-remainder-of-world-cup-tournament/</a> 2026-07-06T11:45:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdgdlpu7ucpffwa8wx8rtd3tpvfz9p4yz79pwtcetrv4sfnmgrn0gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2lzp6vw NEWS! Nigel Farage calls for &#39;pure, cold indifference&#39; after Raise the Colours organiser faces trial for making indecent images of children <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/07/01/nigel-farage-calls-for-pure-cold-indifference-after-raise-the-colours-organiser-faces-trial-for-making-indecent-images-of-children/">https://newsthump.com/2026/07/01/nigel-farage-calls-for-pure-cold-indifference-after-raise-the-colours-organiser-faces-trial-for-making-indecent-images-of-children/</a> 2026-07-01T08:16:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfqtq40ket0gejj66760gfg5nuyk5kg70lh5kyate0nvst2slsvdczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2zh64dw NEWS! Owners warned not to leave Goths in a locked car during heatwave <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/06/25/owners-warned-not-to-leave-goths-in-a-locked-car-during-heatwave/">https://newsthump.com/2026/06/25/owners-warned-not-to-leave-goths-in-a-locked-car-during-heatwave/</a> 2026-06-25T10:12:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrrn3ghhrytrs9tzc05aea484puf4vpvaru9lmsat58huk9r6pvhszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2wckp3k NEWS! Statue of Liberty given to Iran following masterful negotiations by Donald Trump <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/06/17/statue-of-liberty-given-to-iran-following-masterful-negotiations-by-donald-trump/">https://newsthump.com/2026/06/17/statue-of-liberty-given-to-iran-following-masterful-negotiations-by-donald-trump/</a> 2026-06-17T15:56:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgf8v4ccppcl53wshv7vae24hy4tp2wql83ljr6vqjcq0360qke8czyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2qflwug For once, he&#39;s actually correct about it being &#39;fake news&#39;.... though we can&#39;t rule out his octogenarian brain simply confusing millions and billions.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/759/955/476/605/285/original/f2e95789b8fb82e6.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-16T13:12:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdyftl6wj5lkg3ax3tugkx79s28an4cpdc0r67tltvn36wq8y0evgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2n5j4l7 Did you know that Roman emperors would use the Colosseum for lavish spectacles, including fights between shirtless gladiators, as a massive distraction from political corruption, economic hardship, and social decay. Roman poet Juvenal wrote about it in &#34;Bread and Circuses&#34; (panem et circenses). <br/><br/>Anyway, apropos of nothing, the UFC stadium at the White House seems to be really taking shape.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/708/819/541/146/793/original/86825978b9dfd7f2.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-07T12:27:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrlmk49v9wjptvp88225mw0t2f3lde67qgs24423pc0cdas4msqdczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s203kfxa NEWS! Trump Mobile customer data leak provides world&#39;s most valuable list of gullible simpletons <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/05/24/trump-mobile-customer-data-leak-provides-worlds-most-valuable-list-of-gullible-simpletons/">https://newsthump.com/2026/05/24/trump-mobile-customer-data-leak-provides-worlds-most-valuable-list-of-gullible-simpletons/</a> 2026-05-24T10:55:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsywjznqdwu4vcgua6t02jtapfqn59k2qyersefyse0nda2863d0pgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2s2tn23 Probably the best real-life &#34;I voted for the Leopard&#39;s eating faces party&#34; posts we&#39;ve seen all year. 10/10/. No notes. *chef&#39;s kiss*<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/623/406/592/200/598/original/56ebb01c11e3164b.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/623/406/604/473/460/original/46d1ddbe961469f9.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-23T10:26:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0wmntrh5eu7dur9tga6wtwd2n6vcy6qcru24v0fe542yhsafy25szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2vvc8dp Finally, a simple test for Trump Delusion Syndrome. It&#39;s just one question, very easy (for most). If you need a diagnosis, simply check your answer...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/623/064/041/803/262/original/353626d86717d273.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-23T08:58:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyvnvlq89jk60fpjms28utcsw5e999whmjye7klgmvtcpa8qtlwpgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s28kn4wp NEWS! &#39;Protect our women&#39; crowd surprisingly comfortable publicly abusing women who make decisions they don&#39;t like <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/05/22/protect-our-women-crowd-surprisingly-comfortable-publicly-abusing-women-who-make-decisions-they-dont-like/">https://newsthump.com/2026/05/22/protect-our-women-crowd-surprisingly-comfortable-publicly-abusing-women-who-make-decisions-they-dont-like/</a> 2026-05-22T12:22:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspwsah0ukmluklfme8f3vx4784plzncrvwj2hvwkdnc7nynr32q9qzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2w7xs2h NEWS! Rudy Giuliani taken ill and rushed to Mount Sinai landscaping <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/05/04/rudy-giuliani-taken-ill-and-rushed-to-mount-sinai-landscaping/">https://newsthump.com/2026/05/04/rudy-giuliani-taken-ill-and-rushed-to-mount-sinai-landscaping/</a> 2026-05-04T10:39:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspkf0f3k2ph3kqr2g4ed2vk9r9eusyzhefvrs3ugtasptk20cp6wqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2w2wr68 The meaning behind this particular Banksy, which has appeared in London a couple of weeks before the flag-shaggers descend on the capital with Tommy Ten Names, will almost certainly go above most of their heads...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/493/617/887/626/646/original/a40944c015d77445.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-30T12:19:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstz3xy5dtttqfarcsqe6k87nwldsmvhh9j2s087thll3pgfzd6a7szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2pj56yd NEWS! Ballrooms to be installed in American high schools to protect against shootings <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/04/27/ballrooms-to-be-installed-in-american-high-schools-to-protect-against-shootings/">https://newsthump.com/2026/04/27/ballrooms-to-be-installed-in-american-high-schools-to-protect-against-shootings/</a> 2026-04-27T08:22:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspvurc27t2p5mprchfzqqhsnv7clz3qqserehezd3ev4gy62smv7gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2czegh6 One attempted shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, and suddenly, Trump REALLY needs a new $200m ballroom. But after hundreds of ACTUAL school shootings, they never seem to get past the &#39;thoughts and prayers&#39; stage...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/472/528/272/272/923/original/e2b93908aa4f0047.png"> <br/> 2026-04-26T18:55:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs89pj4adgc4feturfsfsplv2ztas4k0lgn4qt8aylqvyq3x28cn8gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2zs0qlw BREAKING! Trump unveils new look<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/437/074/796/932/961/original/7ef77d141550e289.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-20T12:39:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszrnyxspa79p28k5hcpx33wjv7fzs9578eswg4rmzt8y4scf79uegzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2u2564e NEWS! Netanyahu&#39;s hands begin shaking after suffering genocide withdrawal symptoms <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/04/17/netanyahus-hands-begin-shaking-after-suffering-genocide-withdrawal-symptoms/">https://newsthump.com/2026/04/17/netanyahus-hands-begin-shaking-after-suffering-genocide-withdrawal-symptoms/</a> 2026-04-17T10:18:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdnlhplnnk5m3nva07eyy34hacwhyntgmagh3e6d9eezqah9hh34gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2l0lwnm NEWS! US doctors defend Trump, &#34;This is how we all dress now&#34; <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/04/14/us-doctors-defend-trump-this-is-how-we-all-dress-now/">https://newsthump.com/2026/04/14/us-doctors-defend-trump-this-is-how-we-all-dress-now/</a> 2026-04-14T07:13:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr9hfdznz09lvfuzr2rla2kfzsr7fj56xrgzngy5hv7xls8ftt4tszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2a6vn9m He&#39;s proving to be a political and diplomatic Jonah, but the question remains, could his powers be used for good...?<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/396/973/190/272/080/original/10ec5b6204d75b95.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-13T10:41:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv2c7cfqcnut68v5qfxtw9cju2ugxru8uh8zxf85zuzeu0pnluruqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2tcf3zs NEWS! Melania Trump denies links to Donald Trump <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/04/10/melania-trump-denies-links-to-donald-trump/">https://newsthump.com/2026/04/10/melania-trump-denies-links-to-donald-trump/</a> 2026-04-10T12:06:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv5w9th3ygvefyt5p4jqae9pan86tppp59nzwxtw0htqjjfrcmp3szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2czc97j NEWS! Oil companies to build giant sun blocker after surge in solar panel sales <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/04/07/oil-companies-to-build-giant-sun-blocker-after-surge-in-solar-panel-sales/">https://newsthump.com/2026/04/07/oil-companies-to-build-giant-sun-blocker-after-surge-in-solar-panel-sales/</a> 2026-04-07T17:38:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswxkhyugsqxmp4rnfaruc5jr7syflph2myps6vqncgelmutzdszuqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2auawxp NEWS! Labour congratulated on classic April Fool&#39;s ruse after announcing plan to implement genuinely left-wing policy <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/04/01/labour-congratulated-on-classic-april-fools-ruse-after-announcing-plan-to-implement-genuinely-left-wing-policy/">https://newsthump.com/2026/04/01/labour-congratulated-on-classic-april-fools-ruse-after-announcing-plan-to-implement-genuinely-left-wing-policy/</a> 2026-04-01T07:11:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswmk376p7xquug7knl88vrrajuls4s399hv4m2qrx3nhmjrnvpuwczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2t5656l International diplomacy at its finest.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/324/354/086/075/120/original/244dfa5014585571.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-31T14:53:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgvtftx8eeyzvcngdnrqmswsa9ndkljxcamklq97j5uh5f0xgcdfczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2glfnfv NEWS! Trump holds peace talks with Iranian restaurant <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/03/24/trump-holds-peace-talks-with-iranian-restaurant/">https://newsthump.com/2026/03/24/trump-holds-peace-talks-with-iranian-restaurant/</a> 2026-03-24T14:11:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqn5tcz29vh3uzj9vfh06tasvp6fqkqf6086zpalydrvlvvt5m75qzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2798w60 Seeing a lot of American talking faces making points similar to this in the past few days...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/254/802/093/262/871/original/fc27273641323adc.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-19T08:05:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspmwsyfmv4y4lv2vt28v4u2evuy7mntt7x7zvq93mlzvc0xh2j8rszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2ne3n08 NEWS! Kim Jong Un wins 2026 North Korean parliamentary election with 156% of the vote <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/03/18/kim-jong-un-wins-2026-north-korean-parliamentary-election-with-156-of-the-vote/">https://newsthump.com/2026/03/18/kim-jong-un-wins-2026-north-korean-parliamentary-election-with-156-of-the-vote/</a> 2026-03-18T12:18:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9gf32kpay0w2793s03l3qeqvyxxfd57a2myxwg38pn9zal9umhzszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2mzz2vr NEWS! Banksy paints giant c*ck on Reuters building <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/03/18/banksy-paints-giant-cck-on-reuters-building/">https://newsthump.com/2026/03/18/banksy-paints-giant-cck-on-reuters-building/</a> 2026-03-18T08:48:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstzezr4tssparxhxe49mt4uln06px7gfus0p2pznmtwnz0tu5xc5szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s22902kc Ricard Tice USED to think companies using complex offshore arrangements to pay less tax was a case of &#34;ripping off British taxpayers&#34;<br/>Then he got caught doing it himself, and now, suddenly, he&#39;s worried that &#34;There is a moral imperative now in the UK that we shouldn&#39;t just pay tax as required, but you&#39;re a naughty person unless you pay the maximum tax you could possibly pay&#34;<br/>If you took the hypocrites out of Reform, there would be no one left...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/240/981/525/651/190/original/57dc87ec75cb78d8.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-16T21:30:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdp6sezym2lv2ayvpyph3p7j8fkduj77ha0sdqyxhpagvrtssf7egzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2jvwcdt Make Orwell Fiction Again. Because we&#39;re probably only a few weeks away from the Tangerine Grope Machine insisting we&#39;ve always been at war with Eurasia... Get yours with FREE UK delivery here &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="https://go.newsthump.com/xEEYwk">https://go.newsthump.com/xEEYwk</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/176/327/943/235/414/original/1f7d818ce543e24f.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-05T11:28:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyfljf4xhqx8kwj3gpg2c0x0urxuywhvem53zuysz4mp64g2rck5szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2huwfhe NEWS! Trump family curse continues as Trump boys develop bone spurs in anticipation of war with Iran <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/03/01/trump-family-curse-continues-as-trump-boys-develop-bone-spurs-in-anticipation-of-war-with-iran/">https://newsthump.com/2026/03/01/trump-family-curse-continues-as-trump-boys-develop-bone-spurs-in-anticipation-of-war-with-iran/</a> 2026-03-01T10:56:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6tw3sfl4sva2uqzeshkdx7vk923gcwlg576fqq9dt0rwda2kv4gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2y7gt5w NEWS! Gorton &amp; Denton result suggests key Reform policy of being horrible c**ts may have backfired <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/02/27/gorton-denton-result-suggests-key-reform-policy-of-being-horrible-cts-may-have-backfired/">https://newsthump.com/2026/02/27/gorton-denton-result-suggests-key-reform-policy-of-being-horrible-cts-may-have-backfired/</a> 2026-02-27T08:36:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyp9xc2u4rj3dpszzdmlull8ntzvz7dnc79hpalywudd33pzvg4cqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2mkhmpq Who&#39;d have thought we&#39;d reach the day where the British monarchy would be more likely to face the consequences of their actions than the wealthy elite in the so-called land of the free?<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/099/445/333/823/650/original/cd4933842e755673.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-19T21:35:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgcvlgnzj800p58knammvaaw2lnqx6jpt424ykasflvncf0n45qdgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2z5wpwd NEWS! King Charles puts phone on silent <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/02/19/king-charles-puts-phone-on-silent/">https://newsthump.com/2026/02/19/king-charles-puts-phone-on-silent/</a> 2026-02-19T12:55:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxzdnkfhezhtw54g9yld2tyaudt5mlrhgeclyu675th6ykt4ann6czyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2l2cgxw People often struggle with comic book logic, saying things like, “This is stupid. How could anyone POSSIBLY think Clark Kent is an entirely different person to Superman just because he put on a pair of glasses - NO ONE would fall for that in the real world.” 

<br/><br/>And then, according to Nigel Farage, Robert Jenrick has gone from “a total fraud” to “Chancellor material”, just by putting on a different colour rosette. <br/><br/>He didn’t even need glasses... 🤷<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/091/149/694/630/947/original/d7baf84ad9b7e34d.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-18T10:26:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg4w8z2sf0z9v8fvacd5axcaxaq9c9hwecxerk9243k84tc44a4qqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2q29n6r NEWS! Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour to pursue dream of becoming Calvin Klein underwear model <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/02/02/lord-mandelson-resigns-from-labour-to-pursue-dream-of-becoming-calvin-klein-underwear-model/">https://newsthump.com/2026/02/02/lord-mandelson-resigns-from-labour-to-pursue-dream-of-becoming-calvin-klein-underwear-model/</a> 2026-02-02T12:41:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9fqkwl0msjzj8k0n45veyhmf6wfxlc08l5fwz44532hzcqx2n82gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2muz6se &#39;Melania&#39; defies critics by winning FIFA Oscar for Best Movie<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/000/729/425/541/029/original/8563475e6b3570ea.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-02T11:11:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvv7qhewxl89l8yw8zq5qyck0qqhpmrunwqhk5pa8n4tl82agevqgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2kx9fuq NEWS! “…and you lot can f**k off as well,” Badenoch tells Tory voters <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/30/and-you-lot-can-fk-off-as-well-badenoch-tells-tory-voters/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/30/and-you-lot-can-fk-off-as-well-badenoch-tells-tory-voters/</a> 2026-01-30T10:42:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0nh2020eqn0n5tjuq09mahqy93z8pkrzlf57tx5uhlyzhjczuvqszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2eq4an8 Refusing to trust computers since 1977. If you know, you know. Get this T-shirt with free UK delivery here &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="https://go.newsthump.com/YM5KFv">https://go.newsthump.com/YM5KFv</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/978/732/925/861/612/original/165f9b5bd6021d01.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-29T13:57:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9nwxhcul67j2drsxfdgnmwjzccjrfezg6uy8qpa67r6ku87z5w0czyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2caeawm Live your life in such a way that Bruce Springsteen doesn&#39;t release a song about how much of an a**hole you are...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/977/388/387/332/874/original/0507256874899b3d.png"> <br/> 2026-01-29T08:15:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqfj6euf9dq5gf42kpq52yrfspevnd6af9w5vktfpg2xsw55xhzpqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s22eck2l NEWS! Company insisting you can&#39;t &#39;work from home&#39; also expects you to respond to work emails after you&#39;ve &#39;gone home&#39; <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/26/company-insisting-you-cant-work-from-home-also-expects-you-to-respond-to-work-emails-after-youve-gone-home/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/26/company-insisting-you-cant-work-from-home-also-expects-you-to-respond-to-work-emails-after-youve-gone-home/</a> 2026-01-26T10:17:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8s07u85nqvkumg5nk3t7gtvakmu6hylpnzzmt3h4gfzcq257p9gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2wtnd43 NEWS! &#39;He shouldn’t have been bearing arms&#39; says country obsessed with right to bear arms <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/26/he-shouldnt-have-been-bearing-arms-says-country-obsessed-with-right-to-bear-arms/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/26/he-shouldnt-have-been-bearing-arms-says-country-obsessed-with-right-to-bear-arms/</a> 2026-01-26T08:28:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxrwga4enez2rh7pw9kevnlapr35n66wnsc28m8z9e59zm3ewwcaczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2eg8vdn NEWS! Founding members of Trump&#39;s Peace Council finally revealed <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/23/founding-members-of-trumps-peace-council-finally-revealed/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/23/founding-members-of-trumps-peace-council-finally-revealed/</a> 2026-01-23T09:38:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdwelk74lf67m0w5pq0v4u7qflhqpkgduh8rjr97sa0rkcjs8zumqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2l4cmkq NEWS! Native Americans intrigued by Trump&#39;s claim that &#39;landing boats&#39; doesn’t grant you ownership of the entire country <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/19/native-americans-intrigued-by-trumps-claim-that-landing-boats-doesnt-grant-you-ownership-of-the-entire-country/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/19/native-americans-intrigued-by-trumps-claim-that-landing-boats-doesnt-grant-you-ownership-of-the-entire-country/</a> 2026-01-19T14:47:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvse42z4g36spwp9wgwyumx7sntrzjfdv7tpwvpucfu3j3x5evd6gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2jxasqp NEWS! Nigel Farage&#39;s guide to earning seven-figures as an MP and using private jets while not being part of the &#39;Establishment Elite&#39; <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/19/nigel-farages-guide-to-earning-seven-figures-as-an-mp-and-using-private-jets-while-not-being-part-of-the-establishment-elite/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/19/nigel-farages-guide-to-earning-seven-figures-as-an-mp-and-using-private-jets-while-not-being-part-of-the-establishment-elite/</a> 2026-01-19T12:59:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8qvc4yg8js82xpf3se77eush3z0x5p4ql7px6dp6snze2ephgdwszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2vwnnly I’m guessing him telling the Tangerine Grope Machine that this is “wrong”, will prove to be about as effective as that time I told my Nan’s cat that bringing dead birds into the kitchen was “wrong”.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/918/098/995/503/203/original/895a249015e68371.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-18T20:57:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszhlwhd6ye0xgdw4k2dzyvgayrfzg8tyeeh0y0lswnklw94n794fczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2t0hpa5 NEWS! United States driving test to include &#39;three-point turn while being shot in the face&#39; manoeuvre <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/11/united-states-driving-test-to-include-three-point-turn-while-being-shot-in-the-face-manoeuvre/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/11/united-states-driving-test-to-include-three-point-turn-while-being-shot-in-the-face-manoeuvre/</a> 2026-01-11T15:47:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgas8f7hh74c894qw3yny9s4548jsryuyhllwd5xxfeshwc0wx40gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2v9ech4 The new ad campaign for X is nothing if not honest...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/870/205/371/527/222/original/6f79eeee39bce853.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-10T09:57:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszdy7ezyc36fmnx2ysp47zngdgtfd9wjzxvvmsxktpldfsqwt5x7szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2szk2m7 NEWS! Elon Musk to address the issue of sexualised deep-fakes by monetising it <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/09/elon-musk-to-address-the-issue-of-sexualised-deep-fakes-by-monetising-it/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/09/elon-musk-to-address-the-issue-of-sexualised-deep-fakes-by-monetising-it/</a> 2026-01-09T12:53:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8ngf8c4geueqg5y6etfuefn066aplnk9834gjwx4myep9cgqjndszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s28clgj9 Thought for the day...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/864/640/595/329/963/original/52fc3bbb505df5f6.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-09T10:21:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9g4avznpphmfa68va6nu82whqlyfh3c35t4dznkxapa5zc5d7teczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2pvqyg4 NEWS! Donald Trump wins inaugural FIFA Abduction Prize <a href="https://newsthump.com/2026/01/05/donald-trump-wins-inaugural-fifa-abduction-prize/">https://newsthump.com/2026/01/05/donald-trump-wins-inaugural-fifa-abduction-prize/</a> 2026-01-05T08:25:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrgxmhags88p4cwr4hph8t36a50yn0ue8dk5s2xmnw8gddmcjkwzszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2qv9ejp For those who’ve stopped chasing greatness and are instead proudly power-walking toward “fine”. Our new &#34;Living My Okayest Life&#34; T-shirt says it all, so you don’t have to. Get yours with FREE UK delivery here &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="https://go.newsthump.com/udsQYO">https://go.newsthump.com/udsQYO</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/810/555/772/546/825/original/a628c5d9f724fc7d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-30T21:07:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyuzw6u04lak3hhcfyqn20f7wtgv89ct9qpuvzyhgyp4xnxqhv40szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2rg68sc ICYMI in September: The United States once again demonstrates its unique talent for scientific deduction... read the full story here &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/09/23/nation-capable-of-spotting-spurious-link-between-paracetamol-and-autism-still-baffled-by-obvious-link-between-guns-and-mass-shootings/">https://newsthump.com/2025/09/23/nation-capable-of-spotting-spurious-link-between-paracetamol-and-autism-still-baffled-by-obvious-link-between-guns-and-mass-shootings/</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/809/882/056/644/651/original/aaf0d4bb048f6008.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-30T18:16:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswmlrmddx7duwqvyawnvukcqg9zheryh03rjew968hjnuqlutyu0czyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s25snyzm ICYMI back in August: Zelensky&#39;s dress sense annoyed the Republicans again...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/808/734/537/810/724/original/253e7c3a566c5d4c.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-30T13:24:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyy3yzwtxyx9vjmesetwzxvn4lp9d3rhmqa700gpctgl8w4x7px9gzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s22dsc74 ICYMI back in July: Keith Richards undergoes The Quickening. Read the full story here &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/07/22/keith-richards-undergoes-the-quickening-2/">https://newsthump.com/2025/07/22/keith-richards-undergoes-the-quickening-2/</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/803/508/651/046/892/original/bfc557b9f34d60ae.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-29T15:15:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxqgrg9e9w4zcd7eg07j7a9xv3wacp3njjeyl00dxqf7mvwvxucvgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2xeestv NEWS! White House adds permanent black square to President Trump’s face <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/12/22/white-house-adds-permanent-black-square-to-president-trumps-face/">https://newsthump.com/2025/12/22/white-house-adds-permanent-black-square-to-president-trumps-face/</a> 2025-12-22T08:06:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0qgqj58dpcz5dz5uyyxd3rcmgyyh95nvznyvvml82mvl0xluu3zqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2fcta2p Probably the best movie depiction of &#39;Santa&#39; of all time, with Louis Winthorpe III illustrated by the always excellent HappyToast. Get yours on a t-shirt with FREE UK delivery here &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="https://go.newsthump.com/Aq8Pvf">https://go.newsthump.com/Aq8Pvf</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/695/475/906/397/424/original/839ee7179f7b6355.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-10T13:21:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd27af279ux0q7f290snyfftcdjg7ug2paj65azzumnegxhcruaqszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2ppkgv0 NEWS! Liverpudlians form orderly queue to be thrown under a bus for £400k per week <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/12/09/liverpudlians-form-orderly-queue-to-be-thrown-under-a-bus-for-400k-per-week/">https://newsthump.com/2025/12/09/liverpudlians-form-orderly-queue-to-be-thrown-under-a-bus-for-400k-per-week/</a> 2025-12-09T10:03:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsds73nwhdk7fwpd30zvlpnj7vg98fc4j2x5s9dxty4z39f8huh8aqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2ff6dg4 Inspired by the comments on our Facebook page...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/638/370/085/510/328/original/b3a075a0be96ee2b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-30T11:18:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspqxumz3pf87jytjugsd3csvwrg6ceprc8mcu5mmmdk97rsq2mc8qzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s225qqvy NEWS! Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys previously pardoned by Joe Biden <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/11/25/donald-trump-spends-afternoon-killing-all-thanksgiving-turkeys-previously-pardoned-by-joe-biden-2/">https://newsthump.com/2025/11/25/donald-trump-spends-afternoon-killing-all-thanksgiving-turkeys-previously-pardoned-by-joe-biden-2/</a> 2025-11-25T10:37:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9wuedyr054rw6pragkwqappmgyuvk265ja2286p5gggmz9sykfjqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2t5k6gn Let&#39;s deport the racists. A sentiment many of us believe would improve society beyond recognition. 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BBC apologises to Basil Fawlty for edits that make him look like a nasty incompetent snob <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/11/13/bbc-apologises-to-basil-fawlty-for-edits-that-make-him-look-like-a-nasty-incompetent-snob/">https://newsthump.com/2025/11/13/bbc-apologises-to-basil-fawlty-for-edits-that-make-him-look-like-a-nasty-incompetent-snob/</a> 2025-11-13T11:05:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst8awe3ph0vjq4mpkdxswyksw4sldj2s5kf4lr60zhrfq76cxjcfszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2f3dsts Oh, this is just *chef&#39;s kiss*<br/><br/>This Reform Council now has two options. <br/><br/>1. Take down the flags due to their own &#34;health and safety&#34; rules (which they claim to despise)<br/>2. Leave them up and become one of those infamous &#34;Cancelling Christmas&#34; councils<br/><br/>Decisions decisions...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/491/695/621/102/423/original/f079c0f8eecd5297.png"> <br/> 2025-11-04T13:37:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqjy0qcqen76u97qgrzu6xtu6v2pqadgcmzwzr2sww9rjnhj23pyszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2jj4f7f It&#39;s going to be a difficult few days for racists across the country. No sooner do we discover the attacker was a British man called Anthony Williams, than we discover the rail worker hero who almost gave his life to save passengers on his train is called Samir Zitouni.<br/><br/>We can&#39;t wait to hear their hot takes on whether this hero is &#34;British&#34; or not...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/491/116/791/735/719/original/7e559440571b2b12.png"> <br/> 2025-11-04T11:09:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszht90fgjy5qehm9e7marx3d4rjk3tepj0fml4kg72q6tnucgwqcgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2k8gjwr NEWS! Keir Starmer demands to see trick or treater’s digital IDs <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/10/31/keir-starmer-demands-to-see-trick-or-treaters-digital-ids/">https://newsthump.com/2025/10/31/keir-starmer-demands-to-see-trick-or-treaters-digital-ids/</a> 2025-10-31T10:25:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0xkv9u0e6azg9nqdrvdzaezxt2wjhg28fhqnzaufqu4zrl4xfj5szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2rqskcm NEWS! &#34;MPs must take action to protect women and girls&#34; insists man leading party where 25% of MPs had a conviction for beating women <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/10/30/mps-must-take-action-to-protect-women-and-girls-insists-man-leading-party-where-25-of-mps-had-a-conviction-for-beating-women/">https://newsthump.com/2025/10/30/mps-must-take-action-to-protect-women-and-girls-insists-man-leading-party-where-25-of-mps-had-a-conviction-for-beating-women/</a> 2025-10-30T12:53:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfrl2u26wyu8gy5qtkdq8rdzm2tkc8x6mz33e5lfdrezt7unjgaxqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2efclp3 Whatever this is, I didn&#39;t vote for it. An evergreen political T-shirt that is proving accurate for all rosette colours... get yours with FREE UK delivery here &gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="https://go.newsthump.com/TIY7Y1">https://go.newsthump.com/TIY7Y1</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/446/145/589/427/942/original/b2be1a5ff15b3a43.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-27T12:33:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswgug2z34ndjv5dxrmh4lceysuxxlk8ptl3m0t6q0rwzzcxfajudszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2rwmd7v NEWS! I am still the greatest computer of all time, insists ZX Spectrum 48k <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/10/15/i-am-still-the-greatest-computer-of-all-time-insists-zx-spectrum-48k/">https://newsthump.com/2025/10/15/i-am-still-the-greatest-computer-of-all-time-insists-zx-spectrum-48k/</a> 2025-10-15T15:18:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxsef26pyf5jddut6f4nwkvk64pjgc5tr096ppa6763y3unzwxx7szyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2j08n72 A grifter&#39;s tale in two images. It never ceases to amaze us how easily some people are duped by these charlatan fraudsters...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/309/279/274/066/879/original/e7b37b590badb42f.png"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/309/279/239/184/966/original/f16492124661a60d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-03T08:26:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyekv9g3ylezflfgp4qr7krthe6ma9mx3de5qrvaev5096j7mxwugzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2nwwqv0 NEWS! Donald Trump to ban Indiana Jones franchise after learning of its strong anti-fascist themes <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/10/01/donald-trump-to-ban-indiana-jones-franchise-after-learning-of-its-strong-anti-fascist-themes/">https://newsthump.com/2025/10/01/donald-trump-to-ban-indiana-jones-franchise-after-learning-of-its-strong-anti-fascist-themes/</a> 2025-10-01T11:17:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0q4p5dvdygrhpzyuppqzsxlptvpwmydndynjctqdcp6vlem0n7pgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2txed7v NEWS! Least popular government in decades attempts to change its fortunes by reintroducing least popular policy in decades <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/09/26/least-popular-government-in-decades-attempts-to-change-its-fortunes-by-reintroducing-least-popular-policy-in-decades/">https://newsthump.com/2025/09/26/least-popular-government-in-decades-attempts-to-change-its-fortunes-by-reintroducing-least-popular-policy-in-decades/</a> 2025-09-26T12:16:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswdguz8pdhknk9068x5nvn9k8xeuw44y77dxz85rw9pf5y67v8utszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2m4s30j NEWS! Locking up corrupt Presidents for financial crimes sets &#39;a terrible precedent&#39;, warns President with 34 felony convictions for financial crime <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/09/26/locking-up-corrupt-presidents-for-financial-crimes-sets-a-terrible-precedent-warns-president-with-34-felony-convictions-for-financial-crime/">https://newsthump.com/2025/09/26/locking-up-corrupt-presidents-for-financial-crimes-sets-a-terrible-precedent-warns-president-with-34-felony-convictions-for-financial-crime/</a> 2025-09-26T11:05:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxvyzkv8w0ljjpv5sjasvg2wnplefvkad09n34gdpdr60fa7wu4fczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2zl5a6d NEWS! Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootings <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/09/23/nation-capable-of-spotting-spurious-link-between-paracetamol-and-autism-still-baffled-by-obvious-link-between-guns-and-mass-shootings/">https://newsthump.com/2025/09/23/nation-capable-of-spotting-spurious-link-between-paracetamol-and-autism-still-baffled-by-obvious-link-between-guns-and-mass-shootings/</a> 2025-09-23T07:18:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsypf43t9mhrn78zzwfsf3fjlydluw8cxy5s5q7t4qna2zhvu927hqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2dxm399 NEWS! Taliban praises US government for clamping down on speech it doesn&#39;t like <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/09/19/taliban-praises-us-government-for-clamping-down-on-speech-it-doesnt-like/">https://newsthump.com/2025/09/19/taliban-praises-us-government-for-clamping-down-on-speech-it-doesnt-like/</a> 2025-09-19T08:55:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy7r25zvnpxfn9l2k2wtyzku4s3fskg74sfxk6k76ekez7p7d6mcczyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s28hjhxr Fixed that for you BBC. Once again, a spectacular case of mistaking the subject of the joke for the object of a joke. I would say that mistake represents 90% of the &#39;complaints&#39; we got when we wrote a few pieces about the shooting last week.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/224/201/200/429/205/original/a10b46a7e4441596.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-18T07:49:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxce4kds3c4wgwk5a9x4n4d93ucjvn0scw7h6auu5zfpcz0klcpxszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2xnnkse NEWS! Northern scientists conclusively prove Southern softness <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/09/17/northern-scientists-conclusively-prove-southern-softness-3/">https://newsthump.com/2025/09/17/northern-scientists-conclusively-prove-southern-softness-3/</a> 2025-09-17T13:23:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgun6qtuz0lk50cngsmdrqackga73pc79946r5vq0e6vyvumq0xrqzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2xxdavu NEWS! Anti-genocide protesters to avoid arrest by dressing up as farmers and driving tractors <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/09/10/anti-genocide-protesters-to-avoid-arrest-by-dressing-up-as-farmers-and-driving-tractors/">https://newsthump.com/2025/09/10/anti-genocide-protesters-to-avoid-arrest-by-dressing-up-as-farmers-and-driving-tractors/</a> 2025-09-10T08:18:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqqujaxn5l4rgha7mhchunxecnm29ur4jf6dwjhc287kun07s4tfgzyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s20qvrkq He&#39;s not been seen in public since Tuesday, is it a viral marketing campaign for a new movie...?<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/116/903/673/931/691/original/4878a9705accdad5.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-30T09:02:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrnutq9lz4ueldeprv00q2uatwl8sm9u0x6436dk0w8hn962m8p8czyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s244lugc NEWS! Nigel Farage tells supporters, &#39;Leaving the ECHR will fix all of your problems in exactly the same way leaving the EU did&#39; <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/08/27/nigel-farage-tells-supporters-leaving-the-echr-will-fix-all-of-your-problems-in-exactly-the-same-way-leaving-the-eu-did/">https://newsthump.com/2025/08/27/nigel-farage-tells-supporters-leaving-the-echr-will-fix-all-of-your-problems-in-exactly-the-same-way-leaving-the-eu-did/</a> 2025-08-27T16:45:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxlhhzhw7h3hjvpqj6su3am62p6r68xp9ld6gjqt0qyf5ns3vmtcszyq4kmrqeyukky2qgqs7hdmws7d68jmrv99rrdudgdhml4f934q0s2ra5dg5 NEWS! Man finally understands the concept of unconscious bias after learning that Bluey is a girl <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/08/26/man-finally-understands-the-concept-of-unconscious-bias-after-learning-that-bluey-is-a-girl-2/">https://newsthump.com/2025/08/26/man-finally-understands-the-concept-of-unconscious-bias-after-learning-that-bluey-is-a-girl-2/</a> 2025-08-26T09:34:30Z