Nostr notes by Goth Vaporeon

Anyone got the pippa ai of illegals in my yard since the faggots ...

2026-10-26T00:43:57Z

Anyone got the pippa ai of illegals in my yard since the faggots pulled it from youtube? スカイラー :fillyDab: (nprofile…zuck) maybe?

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2026-10-25T23:59:58Z

God made trannies to punish women for the 19th amendment.

>Buy beta medicine >Beta is dead when I get home >MFW ...

2026-10-25T23:51:18Z

>Buy beta medicine
>Beta is dead when I get home
>MFW
Dude was like 5 to be fair.

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2026-10-25T05:09:06Z

Trident gum lasts hella long

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2026-10-22T14:07:03Z

I wish I knew if my home scale is accurate

Maybe AI is being used as a wide net to cause mass firing and ...

2026-10-22T01:37:45Z

Maybe AI is being used as a wide net to cause mass firing and unemployment to cause increased death rates from things such as suicides and overdoses to cull the population because honestly we have had a lot of useless people for a long time. I mean look at this shit. This is 100% adult daycare and no its not just women there are men doing useless shit too.

Honestly I would much rather having mexicans in my town than live ...

2026-10-21T18:06:08Z

Honestly I would much rather having mexicans in my town than live in South Korea.

Im about to become a fucking heathen. I learned a 30 oz ...

2026-10-16T08:44:35Z

Im about to become a fucking heathen. I learned a 30 oz rotisserie chicken is about 1,400-1,600 calories.

I just learned that retrograde ejaculation where some sperm ...

2026-10-15T15:15:55Z

I just learned that retrograde ejaculation where some sperm doesnt go out and instead gets into the bladder. Fucking foids have even caused sperm to go into retrograde now.

Ive only been on tik tok for 10 minutes and only today. Its now ...

2026-10-14T13:51:16Z

Ive only been on tik tok for 10 minutes and only today. Its now all downies and racists on my feed.

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2026-10-14T10:15:19Z

I'm sorry big tech. You will own nothing and be happy.

Why is it always the ugly fat bitches that are always into movies ...

2026-10-12T23:29:17Z

Why is it always the ugly fat bitches that are always into movies like Coraline and Nightmare Before Christmas?

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2026-10-10T19:29:47Z

Claude make a functional linux distro, make no mistakes

Basic Chinese history ...

2026-10-09T23:25:25Z

Basic Chinese history

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2026-10-09T20:45:15Z

Imagine if you could drink with your dick.

The Japanese would never dare to depict a cherished British ...

2026-10-08T14:17:19Z

The Japanese would never dare to depict a cherished British fictional children’s character as an anime girl. Anyways enjoy King Arthur from the popular Fate series.

We have hit the satellite TV era of gaming. 200,000 games and ...

2026-10-08T13:23:25Z

We have hit the satellite TV era of gaming. 200,000 games and nothing to play.

>Been stuck at 180 for a month >Decide to actually count ...

2026-10-07T13:45:19Z

>Been stuck at 180 for a month
>Decide to actually count calories instead of eyeballing it
>4 days in at 2100 a day
>Loose 6 lbs

What the fuck is up with water retention man?

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2026-10-07T02:18:28Z

Please let the uber baby death ripper plague hit india.

Man in the past 30 days the world fucking hates me >Wife ...

2026-10-04T04:28:16Z

Man in the past 30 days the world fucking hates me
>Wife totaled car
>Dishwasher died
>Sink started leaking
>Staples in head
>and now fucking the washer drum came off

Malfoid is a small win in the culture war ...

2026-10-03T02:09:05Z

Malfoid is a small win in the culture war

Good times make weak men Weak men enable women Women make hard ...

2026-10-03T01:44:50Z

Good times make weak men
Weak men enable women
Women make hard times
Hard times make strong men
Strong men wrangle women
Wrangled women make good times

>Literally nobody >Mcdonalds for some reason ...

2026-10-02T23:59:19Z

>Literally nobody
>Mcdonalds for some reason

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2026-10-02T01:59:15Z

Anime tourists are gatekept by malfoid

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2026-09-30T22:44:56Z

Call me playstation, ive had no game for over 20 years.

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2026-09-29T02:00:01Z

Man I should put my dick in a woman but im a gyroper, gyroper

I wish domestic abuse was real ...

2026-09-28T06:32:07Z

I wish domestic abuse was real

IM GOING TO SHOOT UP A FUCKING WALMART! My instapot burnt the ...

2026-09-24T01:17:55Z

IM GOING TO SHOOT UP A FUCKING WALMART! My instapot burnt the bottom making potato soup because its too fucking retarded to not burn cream in the soup while heating slowly.

The unsung heroes of society are the composers who make fire ...

2026-09-23T20:05:15Z

The unsung heroes of society are the composers who make fire openings for the most dogshit anime humanly possible.

Gas prices have almost doubled, and maverick disabled their mute ...

2026-09-23T19:43:53Z

Gas prices have almost doubled, and maverick disabled their mute button on the pumps. I love living in a boomer wonderland.

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2026-09-22T17:41:06Z

Mah fookin head hurts :aqua_cry:

Jesus turned water into wine instead of coke because corn syrup ...

2026-09-22T06:41:09Z

Jesus turned water into wine instead of coke because corn syrup is a bigger travesty than alcohol.

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2026-09-21T01:36:59Z

Alcohol poisoning is fun yall

Anyone who calls their pet a furbaby should have cps called on ...

2026-09-21T00:09:05Z

Anyone who calls their pet a furbaby should have cps called on them when they cage it, or leave it home alone.

I miss the days of everybody owning a lab or golden retriever. ...

2026-09-21T00:02:30Z

I miss the days of everybody owning a lab or golden retriever. Fucking total pitbull death.

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2026-09-20T19:05:52Z

How long until food says "made without AI"

I would like to apologize to the trans community for neglecting ...

2026-09-11T19:50:17Z

I would like to apologize to the trans community for neglecting you as real women. At least you only cut your dick off and dont murder infants.

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2026-09-08T05:05:06Z

quoting
nevent1q…rm8t

We are so back, Gamers.
❌ Competitive E-Sports
✅ Competitive Racism

Besides egypt with one case of incest. Is there a pagan religion ...

2026-09-07T20:57:41Z

Besides egypt with one case of incest. Is there a pagan religion who has a god that didnt fuck everything that moved?

@nprofile…n7ze is canonically Chinese. Its lore now :elmo_hell: ...

2026-09-06T18:12:22Z

scenesbycolleen (nprofile…n7ze) is canonically Chinese. Its lore now :elmo_hell:

Why on earth do kitsune click the horny button in my head ...

2026-09-06T09:32:46Z

Why on earth do kitsune click the horny button in my head :muhdik: :bonktime:

Women performatively breaking ice in a shower will never feel the ...

2026-09-02T09:14:48Z

Women performatively breaking ice in a shower will never feel the level of catharsis I do when I post about putting my sister in the mating press while in a vaporeon cosplay covered in blue body paint.

I hate aging. Things I once found enjoyable are just tedious now. ...

2026-09-02T03:31:02Z

I hate aging. Things I once found enjoyable are just tedious now. I do find new hobbies, but I hate that the old just doesnt even make me smile anymore.

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2026-09-01T03:57:23Z

Not now kitten, daddy is experiencing existential dread.

They should invent something I can shove in my dickhole to ...

2026-08-31T02:05:35Z

They should invent something I can shove in my dickhole to directly vacuum out semen to maintain prostate health.

If fantasy can depict dragons, magic, and hyperspace. Fantasy can ...

2026-08-29T13:26:58Z

If fantasy can depict dragons, magic, and hyperspace. Fantasy can also depict women who enjoy being flirtatious and objectified.

At least @nprofile…gwnh didnt see the incest vaporeon post

2026-08-27T23:43:32Z

At least scenesbycolleen (nprofile…gwnh) didnt see the incest vaporeon post

When I was between the ages of 3-5 my mom had a boyfriend who ...

2026-08-25T21:12:32Z

When I was between the ages of 3-5 my mom had a boyfriend who abused me a lot and it was 100% underserved. He then went on to have his own children and be one of the best husbands and fathers imaginable from all reliable accounts. Im glad those kids got a good father. It goes to show its really hard to raise another mans kid or even care to. Honestly while I still dislike what he did, I no longer hold it against him he was just a 21 year old college kid going through shit and didnt know better.

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2026-08-25T20:38:50Z

The piss the morning after drinking heavily is divine.

Were suffering in a continent we dont know and missing our ...

2026-08-24T00:01:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…ndej
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Were suffering in a continent we dont know and missing our families. Yeah North America wasnt your continent or had your family either faggot.

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2026-08-23T22:17:13Z

When are they releasing sex 2?

Can we finally just admit womens liberation just means killing ...

2026-08-23T20:51:54Z

Can we finally just admit womens liberation just means killing children?

We should write a story where the good guys are actually bad and ...

2026-08-23T04:43:33Z

We should write a story where the good guys are actually bad and the bad guys are just misunderstood good guys.

Just remember they had to constantly air PSAs about not shaking ...

2026-08-23T04:12:57Z

Just remember they had to constantly air PSAs about not shaking the fuck out of infants until they stop crying because so many women shook their babies until death or retardation in the 80s and 90s.

Instead of the death peanalty, the judicial system could just ...

2026-08-19T22:22:20Z

Instead of the death peanalty, the judicial system could just state outright "we won't arrest or charge anyone who kills this person". And put their address on a public register along with their coordinates via ankle bracelet.

Whats a good sub $100 portable bluetooth keyboard for dicking ...

2026-08-19T19:05:11Z

Whats a good sub $100 portable bluetooth keyboard for dicking around with? I dont intend to play competitive games on this, just fuck around with casual shit at work.

>White people have no culture Erm explain crazy frog and ...

2026-08-19T01:27:17Z

>White people have no culture
Erm explain crazy frog and cotton eye joe

My body is a machine that turns pleasant experiences into ...

2026-08-16T20:28:30Z

My body is a machine that turns pleasant experiences into crippling self doubt.

>Be me >Tired as fuck in public bathroom >Sudden ...

2026-08-15T00:16:32Z

>Be me
>Tired as fuck in public bathroom
>Sudden realization
>Did I fuck up and wall into the womens room?
>I'm using a urinal
>MFW

Imagine strapping a computer into a death machine and letting it ...

2026-08-14T19:51:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…0rvc
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Imagine strapping a computer into a death machine and letting it go mach 7.2 for the giggles on nuremberg.

F1 is a look into if Europe was the Ming Dynasty.

2026-08-14T19:50:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…plsy
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F1 is a look into if Europe was the Ming Dynasty.

I wonder how many assists we all have. >By cutting that guy ...

2026-08-13T15:55:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…gzmw
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I wonder how many assists we all have.
>By cutting that guy off on May 27 you slowed his travel by 20 seconds and he was then hit by a car which killed him.

Yeah the garlic bread is fire. Honestly it doesn't really get ...

2026-08-12T00:42:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…vund
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Yeah the garlic bread is fire. Honestly it doesn't really get anywhere and is nowhere as messy as a burger even.

Peak goyslop ...

2026-08-12T00:26:54Z

Peak goyslop

Wait they finally admitted defeat and canned the flying coffin?

2026-08-11T02:14:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…xhfr
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Wait they finally admitted defeat and canned the flying coffin?

I hate life, the rouge like elements suck asshole and the gatcha ...

2026-08-11T01:22:13Z

I hate life, the rouge like elements suck asshole and the gatcha system is broken as all hell.

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2026-08-08T23:22:44Z

Cream cheese is just sugar free frosting.

The real proof ai has reached a level of intelligence is that it ...

2026-08-08T13:51:59Z

The real proof ai has reached a level of intelligence is that it shitposts just as hard as the top percentile iq people.

@nprofile…q65u browsing amazon and was reminded of you. ...

2026-08-07T22:39:26Z

JuicyGothMommyFeet (nprofile…q65u) browsing amazon and was reminded of you.

I worked in a basement and didnt have to follow protocol. My kids ...

2026-08-07T01:50:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…dgpu
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I worked in a basement and didnt have to follow protocol. My kids got somewhat screwed socializing wise but everyone did so its moot. I also went out of my way to get them sick with colds during covid because if you dont form an immune system while you have a thymus you get fucked later in life.

Yeah they were told they weren't allowed to go outside or ...

2026-08-07T01:40:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…gnsv
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Yeah they were told they weren't allowed to go outside or have friends at 16 because gam gam was afraid of a fucking cold. If they did they were arrested or threatened. They watched their peers suicide and be shrugged off as a necessary evil to guard boomers from the sniffles. Its no surprise they have to be hopped up on 20 different meds to function.

Inactivity during formative years, lockdowns of 2020 causing ...

2026-08-07T01:35:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…wkym
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Inactivity during formative years, lockdowns of 2020 causing atrophy/stress, combined with lack of nutrition is the most likely culprit.

Lower grocery prices and child fucking for everyone. -Socialist ...

2026-08-04T02:36:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…ffpc
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Lower grocery prices and child fucking for everyone.
-Socialist party 2026

This nation is fucked because you cant send a fax of your asshole ...

2026-08-03T15:49:34Z

This nation is fucked because you cant send a fax of your asshole and balls on the xerox anonymously anymore.

Boners are caused by increased blood flow, so I just stab my dick ...

2026-08-02T23:56:47Z

Boners are caused by increased blood flow, so I just stab my dick with a needle to release the blood and make it go away.

There should be an auxiliary unit which women can do jobs such as ...

2026-08-02T02:38:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…md3n
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There should be an auxiliary unit which women can do jobs such as nursing that isnt part of the military, similar to the civil air patrol.

Every tummy hort you give yourself you get the right to bitch ...

2026-08-01T05:08:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…9jjt
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Every tummy hort you give yourself you get the right to bitch because you earned it.

Anyone who gives a woman a tattoo should be publicly hanged until ...

2026-07-31T23:47:53Z

Anyone who gives a woman a tattoo should be publicly hanged until dead from the main overpass.

Remember this is a lone wolf and we should be tolerant of islam. ...

2026-07-26T19:12:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…zm35
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Remember this is a lone wolf and we should be tolerant of islam. Please do not bring bigotry to the conversation.

Thanks

2026-07-26T18:01:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…auep
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Thanks

Like I said I think it's water filling the void. I track my ...

2026-07-26T17:56:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…pzx5
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Like I said I think it's water filling the void. I track my calories both used and burnt. Ive been walking 8.5+ miles 6 days a week and eating approximately 2200-2400 calories. I was burning 2 lbs a week for a month then this past 5 days I've stopped this week and Its puzzling.

Anyone have experience with weight lost where you have a calorie ...

2026-07-26T17:51:31Z

Anyone have experience with weight lost where you have a calorie deficit, but aren't losing weight and retaining what appears to be water because the fat is extremely squishy?

All thats going on with me is a few thousand in kids dental bills ...

2026-07-26T07:54:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…hy52
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All thats going on with me is a few thousand in kids dental bills and somehow my fucking car allowed its keys to get locked in it. Im debating on calling a locksmith or going to the dealer to get a dumb key.

Oh its not, I was giving a hypothetical.

2026-07-26T07:53:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…lrfh
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Oh its not, I was giving a hypothetical.

I mean it isnt fine, but its manageable and within my ...

2026-07-26T07:52:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…ck3m
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I mean it isnt fine, but its manageable and within my "control" insofar. Its not like I skimped on home insurance, it burnt down, and now I need to remortgage to be able to rebuild my house.

Man who feels guilty and as if something is horribly wrong even ...

2026-07-26T07:29:51Z

Man who feels guilty and as if something is horribly wrong even though everything is fine.

I'm going to commit heinous acts against (minority group) and ...

2026-07-25T16:27:25Z

I'm going to commit heinous acts against (minority group) and if the police show up my reaction will be (insert violent act). You reading this as well should do (actionable threat) against people IRL. No I am not a (provocateur account) this is all organic and totally sane to post.

This unironically would be successful unlike communism.

2026-07-20T19:08:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…2zgx
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This unironically would be successful unlike communism.

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2026-07-19T01:00:44Z

They should make a zoomer beer. It will be 6.7%.

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2026-07-18T00:39:36Z

Is July race mixer oppression month holy shit.

2026-07-17T14:15:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…7wx3
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Is July race mixer oppression month holy shit.

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2026-07-17T14:10:04Z

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2026-07-17T13:58:23Z

Slowbro (nprofile…0krn)

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2026-07-12T06:55:37Z

Why are you allowed to hold political office past retirement age?

Cornhole is a prime example of pussification. Just play fucking ...

2026-07-12T05:55:34Z

Cornhole is a prime example of pussification. Just play fucking horseshoes its like 1/6th the price and footprint. Just tell the kids to not get hit like dumbasses Susan.

Just don't paint it. I actively avoid vehicles with damage ...

2026-07-12T03:57:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…w82k
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Just don't paint it. I actively avoid vehicles with damage because it usually means they are a bad driver.

I wouldnt if its under a grand.

2026-07-12T03:54:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…yntx
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I wouldnt if its under a grand.

Hey at least the faggot didnt total your engine and drive off.

2026-07-12T03:41:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…hzsq
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Hey at least the faggot didnt total your engine and drive off.

Tell me about internet 1.0 and NCD

2026-07-12T03:40:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…w4r6
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Tell me about internet 1.0 and NCD

I'm sorry you found out this way hoss

2026-07-12T03:37:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…63qu
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I'm sorry you found out this way hoss