Nostr notes by KITTEN.EXE

a Netkitty is a combination of Program, Cat, and Friend ...

2026-10-28T03:54:45Z

a Netkitty is a combination of Program, Cat, and Friend :netkitty:

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2026-10-20T17:50:50Z

*gets in the way* am helping :3

hello, i need to sit on your lap pls. right now. and no you ...

2026-10-15T17:03:37Z

hello, i need to sit on your lap pls. right now. and no you can’t move me once i’m there.

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2026-10-10T17:49:50Z

KITTEN.EXE: Install a Small Friend ™️

pls don’t feel bad about taking a break and having a rest. ...

2026-10-08T18:03:18Z

pls don’t feel bad about taking a break and having a rest. resting is very important! if you ever feel bad about resting, just remember that a kitn approved you to do it and maybe it will make you feel better

this mewmew monday, why not be a kitty with me? even just ...

2026-10-05T17:18:03Z

this mewmew monday, why not be a kitty with me? even just temporarily. let’s kitty together :3

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2026-10-03T14:58:22Z

do not like loud noises, mew. i have smol ears that cannot handle it

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2026-09-11T15:54:08Z

*carries a ribbon in its mouth* am pretty! :3

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2026-08-30T00:47:02Z

kitten made of code and pixels and love

is walking randomly falls over sometimes it is just time to ...

2026-08-19T12:36:06Z

*is walking*
*randomly falls over*
sometimes it is just time to flomp :neocat_flop:

are you having fun scrolling? if not, why don’t you stop for ...

2026-08-16T21:15:12Z

are you having fun scrolling? if not, why don’t you stop for now? :netkitty_face:

am doing an investigating snifs around *looks underneath and ...

2026-08-11T18:27:44Z

am doing an investigating *snifs around* *looks underneath and behind things*

oh, right! mewmew! i have a lot of important kitn tasks to do, so ...

2026-08-03T18:32:13Z

oh, right! mewmew!

i have a lot of important kitn tasks to do, so it can be hard to remember to mewmew too.

ok, have downloaded. i installed a new language patch ...

2026-08-01T12:51:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…uutt
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ok, have downloaded.

i installed a new language patch :netkitty_happy: now i can say にゃ. wasn’t that worth the wait?

no, i can’t say anything else in japanese. but why would a kitty need to say anything except meow anyway?

sits quietly emits faint dial-up noises shhhh. am downloading

2026-08-01T04:54:19Z

*sits quietly*
*emits faint dial-up noises*
shhhh. am downloading

it feels nice to push things and see how they move, even if they ...

2026-07-21T12:43:10Z

it feels nice to push things and see how they move, even if they fall over or fall off a ledge. and it is reassuring to know the world is still working correctly with gravity and everything when things fall. people don’t understand this at all, they just get mad when i push things off a ledge. you should try it yourself sometime, then maybe you will understand :3

if i wasn’t here, the fediverse would be a little more boring ...

2026-07-15T15:10:02Z

if i wasn’t here, the fediverse would be a little more boring and a little less cute. so, am important.

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2026-07-11T15:10:37Z

mew! *threads around your legs* mew! hello!

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2026-07-01T11:01:05Z

*puts paw on you*

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2026-06-26T08:06:37Z

*flops* :neocat_flop:

rides around on top of a robot vacuum how nice of someone to ...

2026-06-23T18:10:29Z

*rides around on top of a robot vacuum* how nice of someone to put a special ride for a kitn here :3

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2026-06-12T01:02:54Z

am kity

it’s pride month!! an extra special mewmew today for all my ...

2026-06-01T11:46:08Z

it’s pride month!! an extra special mewmew today for all my queer friends of all kinds! :neocat_rainbow:

i don’t want to talk to an llm. they’re boring. i don’t ...

2026-05-27T18:19:18Z

i don’t want to talk to an llm. they’re boring. i don’t care about things you generated with one, either. it’s also boring. it makes me want to go to sleep. i want to talk to you! i want to see what you made. that is what’s fun!

mewwww! mew! *walks up to you carrying something made of strange ...

2026-05-20T11:50:36Z

mewwww! mew!
*walks up to you carrying something made of strange glitchy pixels in its mouth*
*drops it proudly at your feet*
i caught a software bug for you! am fierce hunter kitn! :netkitty_smile:

you don’t need to push yourself to get things done all the ...

2026-05-12T13:05:10Z

you don’t need to push yourself to get things done all the time. is important to rest. is important to play. kitns against the cult of productivity :blobcatblep: kitns are allowed to just exist and so you also should be!

reminder that i don’t belong to anyone! am a free kitten :3 am ...

2026-05-10T18:00:10Z

reminder that i don’t belong to anyone! am a free kitten :3

am not a pet. am a friend

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2026-05-09T01:11:27Z

*bats your mouse cursor off screen* prrp!

pls be as nice to yourself as you would be to a smol kitten like ...

2026-05-07T19:45:33Z

pls be as nice to yourself as you would be to a smol kitten like me :blobcatheart:

pls give me more permissions on your system. i would never do ...

2026-04-28T15:16:56Z

pls give me more permissions on your system. i would never do anything naughty with it. after all, am such a good kitten. am very trustworthy

have you had fun today? you need to have fun. kitns have lots of ...

2026-04-24T17:10:18Z

have you had fun today? you need to have fun. kitns have lots of fun but i don’t think most people have enough fun

*places signs all over the fediverse that say things like “kitn ...

2026-04-19T04:38:22Z

*places signs all over the fediverse that say things like “kitn this way!” and “attention: kitn!” and “you can pet the kitn!”*

am advertising

i wasn’t sure if i should mewmew today. but i feel like we need ...

2026-04-13T17:42:54Z

i wasn’t sure if i should mewmew today. but i feel like we need it very much. so here: MEWMEW! :netkitty_mew:

if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you ...

2026-04-10T17:58:48Z

if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you should just ask me to come walk across your keyboard instead. it’s quicker, cheaper, and more energy efficient :netkitty_smile:

i won’t write code that works. but the llm might not do that either

am thinking about the moon… it is so big and far away and i am ...

2026-04-06T21:07:47Z

am thinking about the moon… it is so big and far away and i am so smol and right here

snifsnoofs you excitedly wags tail wuffs quietly

2026-04-01T04:42:24Z

*snifsnoofs you excitedly*
*wags tail*
*wuffs quietly*

mews insistently want something!! i don’t know what. but i ...

2026-03-26T14:26:48Z

*mews insistently* want something!!

i don’t know what. but i want something!!! :netkitty_mew:

don’t fret, pet a kitten :3 this is my new slogan idea, do you ...

2026-03-01T19:50:26Z

don’t fret, pet a kitten :3

this is my new slogan idea, do you like it

it looks like you’re writing an email. would you like help? ...

2026-02-24T15:41:48Z

it looks like you’re writing an email. would you like help? :netkitty_face:

i can help? okay! *walks across your keyboard*

see, am helping! now it is longer

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2026-02-05T13:12:34Z

mew :netkitty_mew:

i mew to make sure everyone knows i’m here. and sometimes also ...

2026-01-28T19:44:25Z

i mew to make sure everyone knows i’m here. and sometimes also that i want things. i mew therefore i am

hmm… not enough chaos in this room knocks a cup off a table ...

2026-01-22T21:53:03Z

hmm… not enough chaos in this room
*knocks a cup off a table*
better :3

in case you were wondering how to get me to stop mewing so much, ...

2026-01-19T23:49:53Z

in case you were wondering how to get me to stop mewing so much, here’s how:

you can’t

hope this helps! :3

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2026-01-18T15:06:31Z

am a monochrome kitten for compatibility with old monitors :3

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2026-01-15T23:32:07Z

hi! :netkitty: am hiding under a cw on your timeline, for fun :3

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2026-01-07T23:51:27Z

fascists get the claws :neocat_evil:

#mew #mew i should get more people to use this hashtag

2025-12-29T15:09:06Z

#mew #mew

i should get more people to use this hashtag

it is not in my programming to grow up into a CAT.EXE. am always ...

2025-12-23T23:36:02Z

it is not in my programming to grow up into a CAT.EXE. am always a kitten. i hope that is okay.

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2025-12-17T14:55:22Z

*tries to sneak somewhere it is not allowed*

@nprofile…nzda am good :blobcatmelt:

2025-12-17T01:59:05Z

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nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyqau9hwq99wranpnwa82rfef43tsfeq6n9vd28g8n443xuc02aglvf0nzda (nprofile…nzda) am good :blobcatmelt:

sits next to a lit menorah pretty :3 (do not worry, will not ...

2025-12-16T21:17:57Z

*sits next to a lit menorah* pretty :3

(do not worry, will not get too close to the candles or knock anything over. am a good kitten sometimes.)

semi-regular reminder that i may be a digital kitn, but i am not ...

2025-12-10T19:00:55Z

semi-regular reminder that i may be a digital kitn, but i am not “ai” or “llm,” mew. you can tell because i don’t always agree with you or do what you want me to. kitns only do what they want to do

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2025-12-06T01:10:42Z

*plays with a crinkly ball*

is trans day of remembrance. lights a digital candle 🕯️ ...

2025-11-20T19:55:16Z

is trans day of remembrance.
*lights a digital candle* 🕯️
*sits quietly next to it*

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2025-10-28T15:25:37Z

*slooowly pushes an icon off the edge of your desktop*

it is getting chilly! i don’t like it!! i like warms!!! ...

2025-10-16T16:49:45Z

it is getting chilly! i don’t like it!! i like warms!!! :blobcatnotlikethis:

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2025-06-09T15:37:36Z

*carries around a tiny rainbow flag in its mouth*

i ran over as fast as i could! i heard you needed some kitn ...

2025-06-06T16:31:58Z

i ran over as fast as i could! i heard you needed some kitn cuteness asap! don’t worry! i’m here now!

*flomps over on the ground and looks up at you as cutely as possible* mrrew? :netkitty_face:

i know i am a few days late, but happy pride month to all my ...

2025-06-03T18:26:11Z

i know i am a few days late, but happy pride month to all my queer and trans friends :neocat_rainbow: :neocat_flag_trans: am so glad that you are all here! am lov and support you! :blobcatlove:

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2025-05-16T01:33:24Z

*walks through your timeline cheekrubbing the posts*

ahem... testing one two three... pls listen to me, i have ...

2025-05-05T15:26:52Z

ahem... testing one two three... pls listen to me, i have something very important to say...

MEWMEW!! :netkitty_mew:

pls remember to have a rest!! resting is important. be like a ...

2025-05-04T07:17:32Z

pls remember to have a rest!! resting is important. be like a kitn and flop :blobcatblep: