Nostr notes by cannedtuna

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2026-10-03T02:42:37Z

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2026-10-02T02:26:10Z

Zach M. Stafford | ...

2026-09-05T13:23:27Z

Zach M. Stafford | [Website](https://www.extrafabulouscomics.com/)

::: spoiler Transcript
Comic in 4 Panels

Panel 1: A young bright-eyed man stands in front of a house.

Grandpa: I’m going to buy a house!

Panel 2: The young man is now old and bespectacled. He’s telling this story to his grandson, who is listening politely.

Grandpa: …and that was how I bought my house when I was 23!

Panel 3: Grandpa’s story turns into a yelling rant

Grandpa: I WORKED AT THE DRIVE-IN ALL SUMMER FOR THAT HOUSE!! NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!

Panel 4: Grandpa watches as his grandson unplugs a cord from the wall with a * POP *

Grandpa: …why are you unplugging my lamp?

Grandson: I’m just practicing

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Footer:

Pervis

Zach M. Stafford
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Adam Ellis | ...

2026-09-04T12:34:44Z

Adam Ellis | [Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/adamtots.bsky.social/post/3mulgkugojk2y)

::: spoiler Transcript
Comic in 3 Panels

Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe: So you’re saying you’ve **never** been fed?

Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.

Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.

Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true

Joe: Wow.

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Footer:

Comic by @adamtots

Tweet by @spinningjoe
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2026-08-30T14:15:03Z

Aram J. French | ...

2026-08-22T04:24:14Z

Aram J. French | [website](https://mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/811260209220796416/vibes)

::: spoiler Transcript
A single panel comic with a malformed, slightly damaged, yet freshly built home in the background. In the foreground, a man in a hard hat and a reflective vest is speaking to another man, presumably the buyer, saying, “It’s called vibe construction. I’m not even a contractor! Pretty soon all buildings will be made this way.”
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> Microsoft has apparently found the free time to build a ...

2026-08-22T04:04:20Z

> Microsoft has apparently found the free time to build a standalone app whose only job is switching your default search engine to Bing across every browser on your PC. It is not force-installed through Windows Update yet, and it is not available in the Microsoft Store either. It is a standalone executable hosted on Microsoft’s official download servers, and we wonder why it even exists.

> The app is called Microsoft Recommended Search Settings, and once installed, it prompts you to add extensions to all your installed browsers, which does the job of switching to the Bing homepage experience. After finishing installation, you also get redirected to the Microsoft Rewards page, which is basically a bribe for switching.

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2026-08-17T13:41:41Z

Sophie Labelle | ...

2026-08-11T02:12:53Z

Sophie Labelle | [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/labellesophie/p/Dbv9iyMlxJG/) | [Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/assignedmale.bsky.social/post/3msj74o3wds2f)

::: spoiler Transcript
four frame comic.

first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won’t go to your event if the poster was made by AI.

second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won’t read your post or email and I won’t watch your video if they were made with AI.

third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won’t patronize your shop or restaurant if it is advertised with AI.

last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can’t take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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What exactly is a jib? And why was it cut?

2026-08-02T18:50:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…ccsx
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What exactly is a jib? And why was it cut?

Note: this is fake, but still funny. ...

2026-08-02T18:09:20Z

Note: this is fake, but still funny.

Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing ...

2026-07-29T20:24:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…lwtz
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Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.

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2026-07-23T13:23:44Z

Snips from the article below, but the full thing is worth ...

2026-07-22T20:10:48Z

Snips from the article below, but the full thing is worth reading.

> My small town in South Carolina will soon have more Flock cameras than police officers.

> the city council of my small town of Irmo, South Carolina, voted to install 22 new Flock cameras. That’ll bring the total up to 33. With a population of only 12,000 or so, it means there’ll be one Flock camera for every 300 residents. That means there will be more Flock cameras in my town than police officers.

> The vote for the cameras was a hot topic in local news and South Carolina social media. The city council expected a lot of people to show and asked folks to sign up early if they wanted to talk.

> I wasn’t the only person who decided to speak. More than 10 other citizens went to the podium and spoke out against the cameras.

> “I’m pretty enthralled by all the pushback you’re getting on the cameras you installed without asking a single member of the community if they wanted them installed,” said another resident, a man in a T-shirt and shorts. “If you give the government a tool, they will misuse it. Period. End of story. Get rid of them or we will get rid of them for you.”

> For a bit, I thought it was possible that the town might not install these cameras. Then the police chief stood up and explained how he’d used Flock to capture pedophiles and I knew that was probably the end of it.

> Police chief Bobby Dale has long been an advocate for the expansion of Flock in town. He told local outlet News19 that 33 cameras will allow him to see all the entrances and exits. “That would ultimately cover pretty much every nook and cranny, every entry point into the town,” he said. “That's what we want. As the chief of police, I've got to make sure our town is safe. I'm learning that with these cameras, with these license plate readers, we're solving crimes and solving them quicker.”

> During the city council meeting, Dale explained that Flock cameras had been instrumental in a To Catch a Predator style sting operation Irmo PD conducted. “During an internet crimes against children operation hosted by a department, 15 adults traveled to our community believing they were coming to meet children for sexual activity," Dale said. “Fourteen of those 15 suspects were not from our jurisdiction.”

> “So you lured them here. Into our town. Genius,” the T-shirt and shorts guy shouted from the back of the room. This was the guy who’d said the community would remove the Flock cameras if the city didn’t. The mayor had police escort him from the meeting. He left without a fight and Dale finished his speech praising Flock.

> Mayor Bill Danielson opened his portion of the Flock discussion by talking about how he’d recently commiserated with other mayors at the conference about how mean people were on Facebook.

> “I came back with a renewed vigor to be the mayor of this town,” he said. “And knowing that I’m not the only one being abused on Facebook, social media, by some people in this room. It’s going to take a whole lot more than that to sway any position I may or may not have on behalf of these citizens.”

> “Every one of those mayors either wanted Flock, was trying to figure out how to budget for Flock, or had Flock and was figuring out how to increase their presence.”

> My city council voted 4 to 1 to increase the presence of Flock in this small town of 12,000 people. Police chief Dale will soon have more cameras than officers. And, if they can get money from the state, they may also purchase a drone from Flock to use as part of the company’s “drones as first responder” program.

War and Peas | ...

2026-07-19T20:03:33Z

War and Peas | [Mastodon](https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/116947413238874646) | [Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas/posts/high-beams-163985911)

::: spoiler Transcript
4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A waiter carries a martini on a tray toward a green car seated at a bar table and clears his throat, “Ahem...”

Panel 2: He offers the drink, “This is from the gentleman at the bar.”

Panel 3: A hypnotised-looking deer sits at the bar nursing a glass of wine.

Panel 4: The car’s headlight-eyes droop wearily as it groans, “Not again.”
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This guy alway has to shows up in the comments to give their ...

2026-07-15T14:22:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…9ppl
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This guy **alway** has to shows up in the comments to give their 2-cents.

“Ackshually this humorous situation would never happen if _______.”

Y’all know who you are.

Smooth Dunk | ...

2026-07-15T14:18:51Z

Smooth Dunk | [Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/smoothdunk2.bsky.social/post/3lg5hhdtxgs2p)

::: spoiler Transcript
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media
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Sarah Andersen | ...

2026-07-12T03:03:23Z

Sarah Andersen | [Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/sarahseeandersen.bsky.social/post/3mqfep6p5ik2z)

::: spoiler Transcript
The image is of a four panel comic.

The first panel shows a stick figure saying, “Everyone has demons.”

The second panel shows the same stick figure saying, “And we must FIGHT them!”

The third panel shows Sarah (the protagonist) sitting with one of her inner demons having a tea party.

The fourth panel shows Sarah and the demon looking at each other in panic
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2026-07-10T03:24:53Z

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/49129778 ...

2026-07-07T02:30:49Z

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/49129778

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2026-07-04T23:15:21Z

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2026-06-22T14:26:47Z

Oh shit! A Google+ user! What a throwback

2026-06-17T23:12:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…kmay
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Oh shit! A Google+ user! What a throwback

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2026-06-17T22:42:49Z

Also generational wealth. That will save you from working too

2026-06-15T17:59:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…mggt
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Also generational wealth. That will save you from working too

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2026-06-15T17:33:55Z

That a bunch of idiots bought it to begin with should be telling ...

2026-06-11T18:37:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…llaj
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That a bunch of idiots bought it to begin with should be telling enough.

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2026-06-11T17:35:28Z

What in gods name is that bot ass looking username that’s been ...

2026-06-09T22:16:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…fyf3
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What in gods name is that bot ass looking username that’s been alive for 13 minutes?

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/47971255 ----- > ...

2026-06-09T21:38:29Z

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/47971255
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> Anthony was convicted of killing 17-year-old Austin Metcalf last year at a Frisco track meet.

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2026-06-07T21:27:21Z

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**CustardFist** | [Mastodon](https://mastodon.social/@custardfist/116709097254592527) | [Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/custardfist.bsky.social/post/3mnpbxtyuls2h)

::: spoiler Transcript
- - - This is a slightly naughty comic - - -

Page 1/3

A female rabbit puts on lipstick.
She puts on a pair of fake human ears.
She is now wearing a comically exaggerated human costume, including a pink human-shaped rear attachment.

Male rabbit: “YEAH, BABY! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR SEXY HUMAN OUTFIT!”

Page 2/3

Female rabbit: “YOU WANNA DO IT LIKE HUMANS?”
Male rabbit: “YES PLEASE!”

Female rabbit: “FIRST, YOU GOTTA TAKE ME TO DINNER.”
Male rabbit: “SURE.”

Female rabbit: “THEN I WANT A BACKRUB.”
Male rabbit: “OKAY.”

Female rabbit: “AND THEN WE RUB AND LICK A FEW BODY PARTS AS ‘FOREPLAY’”
Male rabbit: “[SNICKER SNICKER] EWWW.”

Male rabbit: “BUT THEN, I’LL GIVE YOU THE WILDEST THREE MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE.”

The female rabbit looks dramatically shocked, holding her paws against her cheeks.

Female rabbit: “THREE MINUTES?!? I’LL BRING A THICK BOOK.”

Page 3/3

Female rabbit: “PLEASE PULL OUT IN TIME OR ELSE I’LL HAVE A LITTER OF JUST ONE BABY!”

Male rabbit: “SO WHAT? WE CAN STILL MAKE LOVE AGAIN AFTERWARDS.”

The female rabbit starts crying.
Female rabbit: “NOOO! I DON’T FEEL PRETTY ANYMORE!”

The two rabbits burst out laughing.

Inside the house, a man and woman are doing a little roleplaying and the woman is wearing a sexy rabbit costume.
They hear the laughter and look out the window into the garden.
Woman: “ARE THOSE RABBITS LAUGHING AT US?”
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::: spoiler Transcript Panel 1: [Sarah wearing white robes with ...

2026-05-31T19:51:58Z

::: spoiler Transcript
Panel 1:
[Sarah wearing white robes with small angel wings and a halo bends down to receive a spotted dog with little angel wings that runs at here. They stand on clouds]

Off screen: Welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!

Panel 2:
[Sarah pets the happy dog absently while looking up at the off screen speaker]

Sarah: Where’s my cat?

Panel 3:
[Sarah stands, one hand still petting the dog as she looks around at all the different dogs in heaven.]

Sarah: Where’s ANY of the cats?

Panel 4:
[Cats stand on their hind legs, holding paws, dance in a circle surrounded by the flames of hell]
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[Sarah’s Scribbles on Tumblr](https://sarahcandersen.com/)
[@sarahseeandersen on BlueSky](https://bsky.app/profile/sarahseeandersen.bsky.social)

::: spoiler Transcript Title text: This is how you all ...

2026-05-29T16:19:58Z

::: spoiler Transcript
Title text: This is how you all **fucking** sound

[A smug tech bro wearing a sideways cap, watch, chain around his neck stands in front of a data center by a lake with dead fish. A smoke stack blows pollution into the air]

Tech bro: AI is already here, there’s no going back.

[A smug man in a suit with cigarette in hand stands in a restaurant while two disgruntled diners cough from the smoke]

Suit: Smoking indoors is already here, there’s no going back.

[A smug man in a top hat and suit stands in a factory with two sad and dirty children]

Hat: Child labor is already here, there’s no going back.

[A smug plantation owner stands in front of a field with with two angry slaves]

Plantation owner: The Atlantic Slave trade is already here, there’s no going back.
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[Still Vreni on Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/vreni.bsky.social/post/3mms5baylac2p)

::: spoiler Transcript [Nancy sees a sign posted on a bank window ...

2026-05-20T21:49:33Z

::: spoiler Transcript
[Nancy sees a sign posted on a bank window which reads: Visit our loan department]

[Nancy stands before a bank clerk]

Nancy: I’d like to borrow two dollars

Clerk: For what?

[Nancy speaking to the clerk]

Nancy: The circus is in town

Clerk: It is?

[Nancy and the clerk sit in a crowd at the circus enjoying ice cream while they watch the show. It’s loss. The comic was loss all along.]
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Just kidding, it’s also loss.
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::: spoiler TW OBGYN, metal speculum ::: ::: spoiler Transcript ...

2026-05-19T19:52:38Z

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OBGYN, metal speculum
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::: spoiler Transcript
[Building with the word: Gynecology]
[Doctor holds a metal speculum as he stands facing a woman’s legs in stirrups]
Doctor: Alright, time to open up
[Woman sitting with legs up in stirrups with a haunted look on her face looks away from the doctor]
Woman: One night in 2006 I hit something with my car. I told myself it was an animal, but I **know** it was a person… I got scared and just kept **driving**. I drove all night and never looked back.
[Doctor stands with speculum in hand and a shocked look of disbelief on his face.]
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[Source](https://bsky.app/profile/adamtots.bsky.social/post/3mm5rliza2k23)

::: spoiler Transcript [Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon ...

2026-05-19T19:40:29Z

::: spoiler Transcript
[Jon walks up to a ringing phone]
[Jon answers the ringing phone]
Liz yells: JON RUN!
Jon: Oh, hey Liz!
Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
[Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall]
Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS!
Garfield: Hi, Jon
[The phone drops to the ground]
Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!
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[Source](https://bsky.app/profile/toothybj.bsky.social/post/3mm5cqsghvk2b)

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/46876485 ----- [Link to ...

2026-05-14T22:27:34Z

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/46876485
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[Link to article for more info](https://fortune.com/2026/03/17/krafton-subnautica-chatgpt-delaware-court-ruling-ceo-reinstated/)

[Link to article for more ...

2026-05-14T22:25:41Z

[Link to article for more info](https://fortune.com/2026/03/17/krafton-subnautica-chatgpt-delaware-court-ruling-ceo-reinstated/)

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2026-05-07T03:04:09Z

[Source](https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/022.html)

My tuna fish brings all the cats to the yard…

2026-04-23T04:30:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…vlfv
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My tuna fish brings all the cats to the yard…

Cats _are_ natural Predators after all.

2026-04-23T04:21:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…wsph
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Cats _are_ natural Predators after all.

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2026-04-22T21:50:42Z

[Website](https://www.twonks.co.uk/comics)

The rest is just pictures of people’s buttholes for some ...

2026-04-19T18:55:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…k2jv
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The rest is just pictures of people’s buttholes for some reason…

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2026-04-19T18:53:42Z

[Source](https://warandpeas.com/2026/04/19/artefacts/)

TFW you like US Smarties

2025-12-31T21:13:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…ng8c
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TFW you like US Smarties

That’s what I immediately thought. Like how else would you ...

2025-05-29T23:23:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…sela
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That’s what I immediately thought. Like how else would you benefit from waiting so long to release it after saying there was no footage.

HOLY CRAP! I have a picture of my kid posing with this rabbit ...

2025-04-07T00:05:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…va3h
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HOLY CRAP! I have a picture of my kid posing with this rabbit from when we visited SF a while back. The rabbit was hanging out in courtyard of the hotel we stayed at. He even still has the same hat!