Nostr notes by Coonenstein's Monster

Having to share the road with browns should be enough to ...

2026-10-28T21:43:31Z

Having to share the road with browns should be enough to radicalize anyone.

Watching the cameras at Applebee's ...

2026-10-28T20:41:06Z

Watching the cameras at Applebee's

>Orthogonian Columbo when Parallel Matlock walks in ...

2026-10-28T18:27:26Z

>Orthogonian Columbo when Parallel Matlock walks in

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2026-10-28T15:31:09Z

John Darksoup

>drop a gigantic poo >"damn that was a big one, I gotta ...

2026-10-28T04:48:05Z

>drop a gigantic poo
>"damn that was a big one, I gotta look at it"
>turn around, only see the end of it as it floats into the drain and disappears completely

Sneaky bastard, that explains the occasional vanishing ghost shit.

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2026-10-28T04:40:26Z

We're going to hang their oak doors from lamp posts

STUPID, SEXY JEWS ...

2026-10-28T02:13:34Z

STUPID, SEXY JEWS

https://poster.place/ap/objects/2f2aa6a6db77defca50165bb1c711ac49f1498eab3081b66f5711fcd432c14a5

When did people start referring to Herod as "The Great?" ...

2026-10-27T23:05:01Z

When did people start referring to Herod as "The Great?" As a kid I had always been taught that he was an evil lying baby-murderer.

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2026-10-27T19:28:59Z

John Bloodborne has been ported to Roblox

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2026-10-27T14:21:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…sntk
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2026-10-26T07:42:47Z

:fiteme: :niggafiteme: :pepe_fight: :kung_fever:

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2026-10-25T19:23:26Z

Remember to tip your warlord.

>"The false-flag attacking aliens who invaded your home ...

2026-10-25T16:56:35Z

>"The false-flag attacking aliens who invaded your home are victims uwu. I feel sympathy for the guy who murdered my family"

They're calling it Drama Queen's most cucked chapter.

One hour into my four-hour shit during my six-hour shift ...

2026-10-24T16:04:59Z

One hour into my four-hour shit during my six-hour shift

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2026-10-24T15:21:16Z

John Dorksoul

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2026-10-24T02:51:28Z

Who would have believed how bad things were going to get for ...

2026-10-24T02:41:18Z

Who would have believed how bad things were going to get for these two

All in all it's just a nother chip in my tooth

2026-10-23T16:56:15Z

All in all it's just a
nother chip in my tooth

You ever sneeze while pissing and it causes your stream to go ...

2026-10-23T02:50:21Z

You ever sneeze while pissing and it causes your stream to go wild for a sec?

I wonder if anyone has made a soyjak of the tranny ...

2026-10-23T02:45:12Z

I wonder if anyone has made a soyjak of the tranny self-immolating

>Republicans are actually running Lindsey Graham's sister ...

2026-10-23T02:39:26Z

>Republicans are actually running Lindsey Graham's sister for his seat

How do people who think elections matter cope with this? Republicans are throwing on purpose. It's blue teams turn.

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2026-10-22T15:30:14Z

We call it "Pulling a Bioware."

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2026-10-22T15:11:31Z

I don't think she actually learned anything from this.

10 feet away from a jew with down syndrome rn, he's got the ...

2026-10-21T18:53:22Z

10 feet away from a jew with down syndrome rn, he's got the little hat and everything

I see people posting about spoup. What's it about? Who knows? ...

2026-10-20T20:48:20Z

I see people posting about spoup. What's it about? Who knows? I'm just making spoup over here.

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2026-10-20T05:06:00Z

Please pray for my mother, she is in a lot of pain right now.

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2026-10-19T17:03:48Z

In therapy, if you aren't therapist then you're theraped.

>see an old lady drop a Mahjong tile on her sleeve and very ...

2026-10-19T16:52:19Z

>see an old lady drop a Mahjong tile on her sleeve and very awkwardly pick it back up

Is she hustling the other old ladies at Mahjong Monday?

SHART THROUGH THE MART AND YOU'RE TOO LATE YOU GIVE PANTS A ...

2026-10-19T14:17:26Z

SHART THROUGH THE MART
AND YOU'RE TOO LATE
YOU GIVE PANTS
A BROWN STAIN

>"Smoke on the Water" parody called "Fluoride in ...

2026-10-18T06:37:09Z

>"Smoke on the Water" parody called "Fluoride in the Water"

>in public >see White woman with kid >"aw that's ...

2026-10-13T20:04:49Z

>in public
>see White woman with kid
>"aw that's nice"
>mother turns her head and I see her profile and her massive JEW NOSE AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH

Halloween is coming

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2026-10-11T23:53:43Z

The two sides to the political spectrum. ...

2026-10-11T22:26:30Z

The two sides to the political spectrum.

Manga readers are unhinged ...

2026-10-10T19:45:34Z

Manga readers are unhinged

Sam is investing in BLACK 👏 EXCELLENCE ...

2026-10-10T18:03:57Z

Sam is investing in BLACK 👏 EXCELLENCE

Saw a pair of government workers, one black the other oriental. ...

2026-10-09T22:58:33Z

Saw a pair of government workers, one black the other oriental. Reminded me of a certain film where a Chinese guy tries to buy rocks.

I'm gonna crash out on this mf if he doesn't stop ...

2026-10-09T20:22:41Z

I'm gonna crash out on this mf if he doesn't stop subpoasting

If you've never crashed out on here you're doing ...

2026-10-08T21:19:45Z

If you've never crashed out on here you're doing something wrong.

>boys with a time machine: "Make the bully douchebag ...

2026-10-08T18:59:26Z

>boys with a time machine: "Make the bully douchebag character a girl, trust me."

WHAT'S WRONG, LIMBRUL? NOBODY TO TAKE TO THE BIG DANCE? HEH, ...

2026-10-08T02:03:27Z

WHAT'S WRONG, LIMBRUL? NOBODY TO TAKE TO THE BIG DANCE? HEH, BET YOU WANT A REAL MAN TO ASK YOU OUT. WELL, GUESS I COULD TAKE YOU, JUST SO YOU DON'T EMBARASS YOURSELF :limbrul:

>one car holding up drive thru IT'S AMERICAS FAVORITE ...

2026-10-07T15:53:39Z

>one car holding up drive thru

IT'S AMERICAS FAVORITE GAMESHOW!

"BOOMER

OR

NEGRO!"

THAT WAS A GROWN-UP KISS, LIMBRUL. WE'LL DO THE REST WHEN YOU ...

2026-10-06T23:48:23Z

THAT WAS A GROWN-UP KISS, LIMBRUL.

WE'LL DO THE REST WHEN YOU GET BACK
:limbrul:

Wait a minute, the whore from Cornell is still anonymous? People ...

2026-10-06T22:01:26Z

Wait a minute, the whore from Cornell is still anonymous? People are talking all this bullshit and we don't even know who the bitch is? That's crazy.

>"Mmmm I'm so hungry I think I'll eat an entire ...

2026-10-06T17:18:24Z

>"Mmmm I'm so hungry I think I'll eat an entire pizza"
>[three slices in] "OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUG WHAT WAS I THINKIIIIIIING"

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2026-10-05T19:36:12Z

Mood

https://www.minds.com/api/activitypub/users/1104021704688017420/entities/urn:activity:1953926653964984320

New orders from Netanyahu, everyone has to claim things are good ...

2026-10-05T19:04:46Z

New orders from Netanyahu, everyone has to claim things are good and America is winning now. Tech, the economy, race relations, it's all better than it has ever been in human history.

>interview for job >told I don't have to work weekends ...

2026-10-05T18:34:37Z

>interview for job
>told I don't have to work weekends
>get job
>scheduled for weekends

:doro_floss:

>"May your special interest attract many women." -rare ...

2026-10-05T15:39:52Z

>"May your special interest attract many women." -rare ancient curse

Oh so that's why Texas is so invested in jeets ...

2026-10-04T20:33:15Z

Oh so that's why Texas is so invested in jeets

>"Money and power don't corrupt, they just show ...

2026-10-04T19:26:35Z

>"Money and power don't corrupt, they just show people's true character." -guy who wants a disgusting amount of money and power

>"We are writing to let you know that the requisition for ...

2026-10-04T18:46:10Z

>"We are writing to let you know that the requisition for the position you applied for has been closed, and we will not be moving forward with a hire for this opening at this time.

>"Please do not let this discourage you from applying for future opportunities. We encourage you to visit our careers page regularly at

🖕

>"I will genderswap this juvenile male character and then ...

2026-10-04T17:46:09Z

>"I will genderswap this juvenile male character and then fantasize about them romantically and sexually"

Niggas taking the long way to becoming a communist pedophile

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2026-10-04T05:34:03Z

Oh no my new job might fucking suck

I get all the free coal I want (I follow Judge Dread) ...

2026-10-03T16:07:52Z

I get all the free coal I want (I follow Judge Dread)

>read shitty trash isekai manga >"maybe it will be good ...

2026-10-03T15:56:32Z

>read shitty trash isekai manga
>"maybe it will be good this time"
>it's trash

:fellforitagain:

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2026-10-02T02:14:37Z

:thunk_butt:

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2026-09-30T00:35:42Z

:pepe_fight: :fiteme: