2026-10-26T20:09:02Z https://nostr.now Low Quality Facts https://nostr.now/npub18rv2g0z2y40y77cx2zhvyulsrk4yqpdfawqeflz8cesc8trhc4tstx74cc https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/320/359/690/189/383/original/ea97f02b5e033fe9.jpg https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/320/359/690/189/383/original/ea97f02b5e033fe9.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfv7en0wejnfaya6tucys84lf3hmx3sqg7j3tydw53mayd469h5qqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w3n0xe8 That&#39;s adorable.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/533/254/283/358/758/original/e1217e3955d6f577.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-31T04:04:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspvtke2509yavcqgergptrat925dyey4a43d0azsnhxtlaxk4z4kszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wczkamy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8uz6608zmphat7f7y2wfvk70w7uzttu267rjjntqejtujq4a5uhqgr5wz8'>nevent1q…5wz8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This blanket depicts a healthy 12 year old boy shortly after he smoked his first cigarette. 2026-10-30T22:32:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8uz6608zmphat7f7y2wfvk70w7uzttu267rjjntqejtujq4a5uhqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wm46egc Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Van Gogh Skull Blanket. Careful friends, smoking kills. Smoking one cigarette can permanently remove the flesh from your body. And all the organs and blood and stuff. It&#39;s crazy unhealthy.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/zeneab">https://collabs.shop/zeneab</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/532/089/445/662/358/original/866de996b433e8e5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-30T21:56:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs04nk3xyd9hu03qwzhl83e7h0a0ftnp9v0utezujpxvq2lu3za28czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wkz9gad Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to be the problem.<br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/531/319/044/329/674/original/daa4065dd2fec4be.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-30T19:41:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq56p3dveu756dkzkkd7h4ac4e0kqj3rrg3m97huhpep5mqq6razgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wvqjnle Capitalism is a plague.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/531/147/020/510/330/original/45962da6412af2bf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-30T18:34:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfmfqwn5k4mlh04gemjuu5lvac2hjx3qh343hs535yewd738r42lczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w0nm09k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvskmjaeg9kgh7xe0azuhdj5hp8cmu9ulden0mlr5yzuxcut85f9gtstcu5'>nevent1q…tcu5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Don&#39;t even try to tell me you don&#39;t know which one Vinny the Snitch is. I can spot Vinny a mile away. 2026-10-30T16:57:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvskmjaeg9kgh7xe0azuhdj5hp8cmu9ulden0mlr5yzuxcut85f9gzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wyqah24 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Trash Gang Pin. Yup, the gang&#39;s all here. Big Larry. Paulie Quick Paws. Vinny the Snitch. I don&#39;t need to point them out, you can tell who is who.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/bil01e">https://collabs.shop/bil01e</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/530/155/511/980/118/original/d81d1b1ac636cfe4.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-30T14:46:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstste9q3cuged5cajwcc0cdzm8nfhhpva6ks5x02wj3dj90lym7pszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wusp4k8 Fast driver, slow learner.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/529/909/781/793/099/original/a1255e7931326cc8.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-30T13:43:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstuh7r9tdrze3748y56dhhsnp4242s2g983ntsc273czdg6f408tszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wdfwjhr This makes me tear up every time I read it.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/529/698/797/513/284/original/c26389150f4dc037.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-30T12:40:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstxhdtqq4pr3v49upue3n5rs2gn888kd372l7673sxx8xmctkgslgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w4lh345 I wish I could unlearn this.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/526/668/684/523/861/original/191628db7f9921b5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-30T10:31:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr3xyyt06ts99rwadjntfx2356t44fzmr456gg06gp8tz65ytxx9gzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wvtqajz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsypxf788lyegtlkrjmkqkqyg84snnr5e6yl9h2cr5hjw7ycmfa0jghk0m6w'>nevent1q…0m6w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This patch makes me feel like a total chump. I sold my soul in 2003 for three french fries and a Digimon card. 2026-10-29T22:21:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsypxf788lyegtlkrjmkqkqyg84snnr5e6yl9h2cr5hjw7ycmfa0jgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wxttpjf Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#34;Sell Your Soul!&#34; Patch. I&#39;m no economist, but hey, five dollars is five dollars.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/s6ozzy">https://collabs.shop/s6ozzy</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/526/378/401/938/401/original/87eb7ae83a10f492.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-29T21:44:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9f6hr2qqjqeye24g3g8zddq35xupyl4kxl94d35anccam6zjhjqqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wlrlv83 Patrick Stewart was the first bald actor to appear on screen. Before him, actors were required to either have hair or wear a wig. This changed in 1987 when he held a room full of Hollywood executives hostage and shaved their heads, chanting &#34;One of us! One of us!&#34;. RIP Sir Stewart, you&#39;ll be missed. 2026-10-29T20:26:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv8xs0lzpm4e288pksts4867kk5h4x325czukjheynk47zpw3uszgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wgjgusf We made a comic about a job interview.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/525/780/865/378/262/original/91b6178de8df604d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-29T19:11:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszt25nva92l6cpfd44xzha29s342rxvqe64gehl7margs8vsrtm8czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wjj07mt I wonder how much it sold for.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/525/270/762/033/708/original/b1945e32c67ca47f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-29T18:02:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0v35w80r9jvqxks4ych90907uxzgdfqph2a3pdcg7eppzhsv6tkszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wd0sqaw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgn64dejd9904jswchelmcfurmm5xckz77xfkwssdskfe45q3t82qxy7k3h'>nevent1q…7k3h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I personally enjoy lying on the grass, gazing up at the night sky, and thinking deep thoughts such as &#34;When the person at the theater took my ticket and told me to enjoy the movie I said &#34;You too.&#34; I bet they think about that all the time. They must think I&#39;m so dumb.&#34; 2026-10-29T16:23:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgn64dejd9904jswchelmcfurmm5xckz77xfkwssdskfe45q3t82qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wj27vau Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today&#39;s Low Quality Ad, this Stargazer Pin.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/co7n3x">https://collabs.shop/co7n3x</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/524/769/760/010/244/original/ce25429189337d27.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-29T15:46:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxglr85yjp03q7cnyxpznnwmr6g7m3cdhdc57p6scmp2xm7f5uszgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wd0htrp They&#39;re all filthy rich.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/524/455/512/725/470/original/1f386a359f4ebe9e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-29T14:41:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrjqr7c4akhctk7lfs3mdc07wsv8fnuw80qqpjwxha6ekn7n5q7xgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wegw5jc Propaganda used to be spelled propoganda, but an extensive propaganda campaign convinced everyone that it&#39;s spelled propaganda. 2026-10-29T13:32:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94xaht58ntfe4jgekvdathqqkfu75y64vkeqcgze0e6c3uluwzgczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wwn8zr5 That&#39;s reasonable.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/520/847/083/910/093/original/20ad377a2c30756a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-29T04:19:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz2s5uqn4zp38ya3n4pm28wd5mt3axwd3xx8d3q22ccesuqk6yvaszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wey7xvp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxchdnzxfqfg8qcsu2s5tnt3spuwd5mzwwjnvq2t79nf9eu3ef9ygz36cut'>nevent1q…6cut</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Look on the bright side: Earth might be on fire and we&#39;re definitely all fucked, but hey, at least it found a nice hat. 2026-10-28T21:54:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxchdnzxfqfg8qcsu2s5tnt3spuwd5mzwwjnvq2t79nf9eu3ef9ygzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wuzxs0q Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Burning Earth Holographic Sticker. I can&#39;t believe some people are actually dumb enough to believe that climate change is real just because it has been &#34;mathematically proven&#34; by &#34;every credible scientist&#34; who has done &#34;extensive research&#34;.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/bkqnjz">https://collabs.shop/bkqnjz</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/520/633/933/352/615/original/1e26bb019e1a799f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-28T21:23:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8j833x2frpxm8a34c8mz8gylmp9pw4smlc68xal5r8mtwdsk6usszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w7j5na8 I know I do.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/519/553/354/653/781/original/2f4cd5edfee65c3e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-28T17:48:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswjyfv5vhc760fjrs3eykaql07xrjmshlrg7upq4u43lawpfdajfqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w0qq6rh Tough crowd.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/519/521/113/382/787/original/931a8a0fbae06265.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-28T16:46:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdv62t2xsyzz2ftskdmjyrkkgnz4ru48v5zje8k44s3vchpye7ugqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wc73ern In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsznsw45rqdd0zfz2qqey5xfzn8x72s34n5t37qqqkfxatr98ufl6cyk8u9j'>nevent1q…8u9j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Best of luck to the archeologist who opened up this sarcophagus and has to explain his findings to his wife. 2026-10-28T16:15:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsznsw45rqdd0zfz2qqey5xfzn8x72s34n5t37qqqkfxatr98ufl6czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wuxv2j7 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Sarcophagus Pin.<br/><br/>*Warning: Any sarcophagus you open might not feature an attractive barely clothed woman and may instead contain a rotting bundle of decomposing flesh.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/sil2yt">https://collabs.shop/sil2yt</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/519/287/870/155/907/original/346f2956ed4c1f70.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/519/287/920/897/697/original/26ad81043a70c2b1.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-28T15:40:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgtf37ujjg87thgafjxp3ka3yn6ckl0xwcy83uftypjf5xaplmyyszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wg8chzc I wonder if he used AI to write it.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/518/796/598/324/690/original/ffced7147241430f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-28T14:34:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0tk636gy4kecr0jusvrqdn7ll8k6fvec0q8qgp39qlcqvx7u5rggzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wjp4y09 I don&#39;t think people understand how much a trillion dollars is. If you made $1,000 a day it would take you 2,740 years to make a billion dollars. But if you made a trillion dollars an hour, it would only take you one hour to become a trillionaire. Insane. 2026-10-28T13:32:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstgmd2nehly4sctjs4dyazmcgx0a4gu3hg76n5tpx59q6vk85w76qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wyzguxz It&#39;s literally the strongest medicine.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/515/990/548/394/112/original/1288dfb290ae0154.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-28T04:05:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0vfhyyn3atrvuv00669xa9husxf0h6xvwqw8uf3cmkgp9ll7gvxgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w9yxd60 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw9vyj0vp85zrydrtm8y4863du5kk3v63pa4c05r65c6vma2rx8tg5tsx4c'>nevent1q…sx4c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I am disappointed but not surprised to learn that many of you are in big Geometry&#39;s pocket. 2026-10-27T22:00:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw9vyj0vp85zrydrtm8y4863du5kk3v63pa4c05r65c6vma2rx8tgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w5w6nur Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for &#34;Everything Is A Conspiracy When You Don&#39;t Understand How Anything Works&#34; Tote Bag. Haha very true. Unless it&#39;s my conspiracy theory that geometry is a hoax created by the government to sell more rectangles. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/tkhfuz">https://collabs.shop/tkhfuz</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/514/999/307/205/491/original/362da3fe482aec2d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-27T21:30:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvf4vq4klwq9sjs8x68wsd4kkzxgu20n07z566uxveqy9tffq68zqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wkf6d7q We made a comic about sea shells.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/514/450/804/027/420/original/5cf9b4c71627db85.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-27T19:10:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs863wdu6qcvfegpq755hw7gc8xf28pm9lfmm7yw3nxkryu5jn4s6qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w2saluy A staggering 9 out of 10 people suffer from this.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/514/003/743/108/525/original/c4d75cdbe9e4fd80.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-27T17:57:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszg3w5qr6kflce0a2lvjh385am50mhllwgyyhxx0xr7nx7g48v8yczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtu0c4h We don&#39;t talk enough about the taxonomic class wealth divide. Of the 3,428 billlionaires in the world, 100% of them are mammals. Not a SINGLE reptile billionaire. Disgusting. 2026-10-27T16:55:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8c7h6w4snhfapcpjehc0rm8kv6sqkhxeq897penxp20h7hley6egzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w50avvl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxlcvnefeym90avh2qwqul83xn787zh8c62cx3lcqxln0pqfry5tq3xuv6l'>nevent1q…uv6l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Obligatory Simpsons thought of everything comment:<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/513/752/580/042/020/original/e6eab4247ff2b467.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-27T16:12:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxlcvnefeym90avh2qwqul83xn787zh8c62cx3lcqxln0pqfry5tqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w5tttqh I&#39;m sick of all the negativity on here, so today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Skull Pin. I don&#39;t know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/9w7u4d">https://collabs.shop/9w7u4d</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/513/490/652/414/748/original/7afc3c75b16eed2a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-27T15:36:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfs3rrmfcza2lgv48c2mmhyvcag46hg77le29acqkz4as6ffh3vrqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wrx6dx2 I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/513/124/423/910/821/original/b3bec7fa63d2d3be.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-27T14:33:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstc0e8mh8sx4ufqedwy2v6e6lw0umlvwrg7vk8vp3xstgnxxuwrsczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wa28r8u That&#39;s why old people have such thick mustaches.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/509/476/844/777/712/original/da064c7e3cb728e3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-27T04:07:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqhmwv5qxml2sfsh8wnkq5uj706h8qklu9tjygp5aazkuufwa7jngzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wr3mh38 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs25z2a8echtxpzwn5aadwefzjqecgp8p25vd4lrngqyzn7sn5gy7sezcenh'>nevent1q…cenh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some of you weirdos interpreted &#34;please don&#39;t breed the Cat Bat at home&#34; WAY differently than how I meant it. 2026-10-26T22:00:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs25z2a8echtxpzwn5aadwefzjqecgp8p25vd4lrngqyzn7sn5gy7szyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wrs8y5y Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Bat Blanket. I know the Cat Bat is adorable, but please do not try to breed one at home. I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s illegal, but at the very least it is a crime against nature.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/fb9dmf">https://collabs.shop/fb9dmf</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/509/324/769/891/371/original/687db074d9fc9f57.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-26T21:27:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx07pzr3fq0xxdy8eggfdd892ux929hch5ev9atmp4scl6ny7am8gzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wallep0 I love Keanu Reeves.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/508/803/161/791/006/original/40f4e8071b2c64f3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-26T20:08:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstk0kz7vwmqrfyapxwlfa78980tuhzellhjau7ed2gy9znuenpehczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wfkftdv Nature is crazy.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/508/200/650/548/507/original/2c2dc230eff24d3a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-26T17:45:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvvhzcmd3rwrerfdzn3xj0rxcz5prx0vfn2u2sw6tqhwm959755tgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wlt74jw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyd6h936dhkcffa4tc26d27wweglc05wcsuz8xhmzy0hcdrz87mfqaraxny'>nevent1q…axny</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Person looking at this pin: Oh no, you&#39;re in a bad mood?<br/><br/>Me: What? That&#39;s my good mood. 2026-10-26T16:08:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyd6h936dhkcffa4tc26d27wweglc05wcsuz8xhmzy0hcdrz87mfqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wkxrdhd Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Mood Indicator Pin. It can spin to display different moods. But let&#39;s be real, it doesn&#39;t need to. This is exactly how you&#39;re feeling.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/obneny">https://collabs.shop/obneny</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/507/764/091/635/580/original/128f4dee55cee41e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-26T15:36:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszelf4s4rh3s659czdky037ms2walzvdrfeatflnan8t94mczjf7szyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w59vt40 I love owls.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/507/455/981/617/418/original/d736f041a828495e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-26T14:32:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsftwjdxujwc4j5cvrm269facsam2lhwxjjha969s6dev2vha92axczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wu2ctuy That blows my mind.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/504/202/547/848/881/original/2a3a516f204c7f29.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-26T04:12:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy5znrc59wqsx3akgl5qpqw9kdwtkzwj9s26hmknnwq90zu850qpgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w9etplu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsza9y5yzedmdw4nw67zdvs5zampp2uu3uy9ec442eyce7pd02ez0qdl0xyv'>nevent1q…0xyv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes, that ghost is doing what you think it&#39;s doing. 2026-10-25T23:37:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsza9y5yzedmdw4nw67zdvs5zampp2uu3uy9ec442eyce7pd02ez0qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wcdhj9s Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Felting Kit. They estimate these will take you two hours each to make. Or if you&#39;re artistically challenged like myself, two months.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/jvw7em">https://collabs.shop/jvw7em</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/504/023/986/662/012/original/99f3061923f05794.png"> <br/> 2026-10-25T22:58:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs80gu5466smtpf8e2p4c8x242pmv5wg8rhq9g7u6feej9ppf8m96qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wuae4yt Never forget.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/502/960/151/177/585/original/8ae4201619cf63e0.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-25T19:33:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqs04pmgf2r892p2z9vj5mutaqmhp3s6xdvysc26s85a67maraydczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wr3aq22 I gave up over nine million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I&#39;m sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Sir Ian McKellen. 2026-10-25T18:21:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsranmjdfeefjr98rhdn67maqw8wf964vjljv6kc2s4pj85gzv8wyszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w7x6l88 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdz9409x9n7tjf6s9f0g658gudsk2f5juk23j65n93wjn70udmfcgz3xmgl'>nevent1q…xmgl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I encourage more of you to try getting lost sometime, it is the only think keeping search and rescue workers in business. 2026-10-25T17:49:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdz9409x9n7tjf6s9f0g658gudsk2f5juk23j65n93wjn70udmfcgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wxpscq7 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Not All Who Wander Are Lost Pin. This is the perfect pin to put on your dog&#39;s collar in case they ever run away from home.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/pznu9g">https://collabs.shop/pznu9g</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/502/497/821/352/743/original/e520cd311cfa41d5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-25T17:14:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyynykhkj9hq5y5j26llpxzp8sm5djhwxjxvcyps2jrj5jsgcezeczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w2vx0cq Neither do I.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/502/145/844/517/528/original/ff2f9db4cf413561.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-25T16:13:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgf0ehdj87t79fsqxjese7usah5cpyh9845eswgu7ylhpycwcxswszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wunkcuf We made a comic about the Teletubbies.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/502/138/182/453/718/original/cac92e0aeb4bb94f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-25T14:59:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9hjk8ytagf3rnhjdm5gcvxnf8cn2lggaey8aj7nzpuw2s9wru5qgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w5pcptv Camels are so greedy.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/499/077/534/425/120/original/67ab320ad552c781.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-25T04:26:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvmfrpuz2sht8qa2wfzx46lsz0hdde24za68ct9c2stqus2l6dhuszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wwyh5ev In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsye2htdf534lx6lycm2uun5tmgkzlwkr3jxz0k5n6u56qysdmrjdc6ykuty'>nevent1q…kuty</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Pets that dabble in the dark arts and sometimes accidentally summon demons deserve a loving home too. 2026-10-24T22:32:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsye2htdf534lx6lycm2uun5tmgkzlwkr3jxz0k5n6u56qysdmrjdczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wpryy0k Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Adopt A Familiar Shirt. When I say &#34;Adopt, don&#39;t shop.&#34; I am not talking about some run of the mill golden retriever. Please adopt a raven who was abandoned after it told its previous owner how they will die.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/w4ybr3">https://collabs.shop/w4ybr3</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/498/102/561/895/312/original/f580f6041e52fb73.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-24T21:53:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs87kxkdy8e70r23xn39zryvh7ydf3agzny9kprjdxq33vg94crx4szyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wpdhp50 I love Pedro Pascal.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/497/381/740/058/194/original/fbe556bb7bcf032e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-24T19:27:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ejf0yq82yw62w5tazk2jyn8y50l2dsgvm9qasqve3f7zrgcf2aqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wf9q55w That&#39;s fair.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/496/951/981/053/374/original/65a50ca618c2ad56.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-24T18:07:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz84qehe0g28v8v5hrydy2ck3j7gjvzl65d4s5a2gym80qcgzyhrgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w8amjmx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8s4j4asr32g0gnvjysqjg594zr70qauzh5hlkvwdyrt45ukecyyswn7fmh'>nevent1q…7fmh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This one didn&#39;t get too many likes. I guess people just aren&#39;t interested in cats in cowboy boots anymore. Back in the 1800s, the entire town would have gathered around to see such a spectacle. 2026-10-24T16:22:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8s4j4asr32g0gnvjysqjg594zr70qauzh5hlkvwdyrt45ukecyyszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w7qnax5 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cowboy Boots Cat Pin. This is why you should always check your boots before putting them on. There could be a cat snoozing in there. Even if you don&#39;t have a cat, they&#39;ll still find a way.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/hxeudj">https://collabs.shop/hxeudj</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/496/646/383/982/728/original/1fd9ec49edcb3ea2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-24T15:42:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs23ajj2wd59cvq46706x4tsakajp29735gxdlqfvz52va7y9nr6jqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wf6qw67 I love Mad Men.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/496/072/043/437/377/original/2d4e2688024654a8.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-24T14:36:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs02naktllz5lf0ae7eg0es56jytmwn2f67khdv6mxtfykh7cea8vgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w039630 Words cannot express how much I love this chonky little gnome.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/496/067/180/976/198/original/08e334c332e8da83.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-24T13:15:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfuhawl6lh8x4h5udvn8uuqdthqzrg80llwjqlml67e3g7tw3x3sszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wc93tk7 That&#39;s crazy.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/492/953/075/985/314/original/a6f1b6186eb7d190.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-24T04:01:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvcl770s84v8gm7n9r8tjmnstd28q9kzxsx94yqsca259skunulyczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtk36ff In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2qhfgt0kxk2p7kx79ye2mcrjx0qz6am3am5rstn8ce4qdpu8akgcrqu6ru'>nevent1q…u6ru</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is also why you should never pinkie promise someone that you&#39;ll be their friend forever. You might drift apart and then regret it when you&#39;re both ghosts. 2026-10-23T22:30:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2qhfgt0kxk2p7kx79ye2mcrjx0qz6am3am5rstn8ce4qdpu8akgczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wkzd249 Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Pals Blanket.<br/>True friends will:<br/>-Hold your sheet while you projectile vomit ectoplasm.<br/>-Help you haunt your old neighbor Harold just because he&#39;d sometimes park in your spot.<br/>-Bully Casper with you because that dude is a total narc.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/wd47yh">https://collabs.shop/wd47yh</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/492/454/416/410/271/original/44eb5b0e691dcdbd.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T21:56:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz4y94q5c8y282pru8fq0lvkd4esn7yn2km4uppurpn8vcun9nhtqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wx7yk3x It&#39;s too easy to start doomscrolling with the constant stream of terrible things happening in your phone. So I encourage you all to put your phones down, go outside, and see that terrible things are happening out there too. 2026-10-23T20:05:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstk2q5cq4vxmumswz0yfjpn9ug8ln5wzukcpffxdqumjnmn7tpypczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wmyt4tm We made a comic about a carnival.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/491/770/817/322/926/original/53c05c2930782766.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T19:02:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswsrsp8mt8grueps0v2m4wlxpk5jn04dd777t3a7m4wn5mhm9glzszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w83g8j2 That makes sense.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/491/331/093/646/005/original/c75dd72e791d63bd.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T17:54:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqhkm9fvuxcyt7gd2rm83cad4eq96nkthetjp0u04x4tgre853teczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wg7er2j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswljyv5d2yhn8af3z4pqfjlrprfdt2tup83gp6a3cwrz0u7ntg3hcgqycj3'>nevent1q…ycj3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This pin is a visual representation of the Pickle Jar Theory, which hypothesizes that our galaxy is contained in a giant pickle jar, and that our planets are giant pickles that will one day be eaten by enormous hungry aliens. The theory has been strongly rejected by every astronomer I&#39;ve emailed. 2026-10-23T16:10:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswljyv5d2yhn8af3z4pqfjlrprfdt2tup83gp6a3cwrz0u7ntg3hczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wgh08g2 Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today&#39;s Low Quality Ad, this Galaxy in a Jar Pin.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/vqn2o1">https://collabs.shop/vqn2o1</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/490/896/930/326/955/original/eb891c067c23e950.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T15:30:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdrph5xwmz6ywjds2lfvsrxdlf7dnvyj3wwdfpepcxmanrp5zpzaczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wgm3vms Obviously.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/490/663/479/526/391/original/d5ebed1ab68dd509.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T14:21:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrcght2nu9f3vp7dvee85s76dd6wsq5rc7dr0v99kux4d074dz9yszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wsh54e6 Me: So what&#39;s the strategy until the next election?<br/><br/>Democrats: We&#39;re going to zoom in on pictures of Trump&#39;s bruised hand and post it on social media every day.<br/><br/>Me: Uhh okay cool, what else? Universal Healthcare? Investigating corruption?<br/><br/>Democrats: We&#39;re gonna zoom in real close on that hand. 2026-10-23T13:18:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszvtz9a3rcajd493psx9r55euwva4mgjl5xfaakqktky6zu6v33sqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wnv4hyt I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/486/919/142/469/580/original/271f63ed788e4448.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-23T04:04:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvwgnpwc34l46n5larxxc00j2k4v03af3xsvk2rlkmhjlx269ttmqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4whz872n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9c8q6najkt2c83gpnsylu58unymsdyhe6z6fuglg0fq2nuuskqqq79n080'>nevent1q…n080</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I genuinely believe if the dinosaurs had worn these lucky socks they would not have gone extinct. 2026-10-22T22:25:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9c8q6najkt2c83gpnsylu58unymsdyhe6z6fuglg0fq2nuuskqqqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wp4xez6 Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for these Paws of Luck Socks. I have had amazing luck ever since I bought these socks. I&#39;ve now worn them for 182 straight days, and I have not fallen into a single pit of quicksand.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/dn6lfw">https://collabs.shop/dn6lfw</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/486/768/607/277/314/original/0db7375ac14ab8e9.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-22T21:50:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxj3shxncupdr2v35ka6wr4xea928ggakmtfcuafru0l6vad5h9vszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w546qx4 Merry Christmas, Gwyneth.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/486/478/120/102/685/original/9453dd6fe780f7b2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-22T20:36:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8yyq7ueja5qju5d0nuws9lgaxejfl79tz3smhsfvulcsya6mzykszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w8k03ws That&#39;s so fascinating.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/485/709/179/313/816/original/0f74b1c6da79fcd2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-22T17:56:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszcr5w9trfll8479dhgj3qnsqu9qn788sle32pahrv5lz9cm2fg3gzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w28rzp8 Had a great time in upstate New York last weekend. My doctor advised me not to travel so soon after falling into that pool of radioactive waste, but I felt great and my ears had a healthy, irradiated glow the whole trip.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/485/407/099/911/069/original/bd098b0f98864620.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-22T16:35:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrgqzfsu89sdeq9vzfxe8jw3z5gtaxnu45zsceywxd5ulvku7gz3qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w2xpyw4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszac52sfz40ckjgmnlvq2s6hurmnsg0np4deead9fe528rdpew3xqa2jr8z'>nevent1q…jr8z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Pros of having two feet: <br/>-Good for walking<br/><br/>Cons of having two feet:<br/>-If you&#39;re a Republican, that&#39;s one more foot to shoot yourself in. 2026-10-22T15:44:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszac52sfz40ckjgmnlvq2s6hurmnsg0np4deead9fe528rdpew3xqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w30kh6h I am sick of the nonstop political content on here. So today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Shot In The Foot Pin, which definitely won&#39;t make you think of Republicans who vote for policies that will decrease their own quality of life in order to enrich billionaires.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/jfehkf">https://collabs.shop/jfehkf</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/485/199/102/390/524/original/0dc91b37be40e9de.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-22T15:11:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq4sjelcxmkm5qafxuq6udn4j3zsnxwkfkewj09zpjlq37h64qpvqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wypc6la Humans were born to smile.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/484/703/088/474/944/original/04b5a7b7febe2463.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-22T14:08:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg7up0pc8cy86qcewz37x4ufrn6hpc4g6kmfdk50hl3n4xymfa0aczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wgzjhe3 That sounds about right.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/481/720/855/850/391/original/d4ee7bbf9ac97c73.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-22T04:09:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfslvqnrwelke4vkn4wmhq5x6yu6drsx4ertlcndxls3nx994myhszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wmqdfqp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ytguazy4l4zszrhc4az8atx4w4szx24plpdez5acep2pefpeewqytlv5v'>nevent1q…lv5v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Volcano is an ancient Hawaiian word that translates to &#34;Hot Mount Everest&#34;. 2026-10-21T22:41:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8ytguazy4l4zszrhc4az8atx4w4szx24plpdez5acep2pefpeewqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w6hxhn7 Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Volcano Blanket. 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Behold the stupidest person to ever stand in a kitchen. This risotto will ruin their culinary career.<br/><br/>Cooking show judges at the end of the episode: Delicious risotto, a brilliant choice. 2026-10-21T16:43:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswurpgjd8pz8tev653k59p23vntvh2w8t6lvqhtn6eey4rma422fgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtljsnt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp2yxwz973yausu4lvkp7va4ax4m5y2fv9fphsu99p65npklqzy0qd7kqfm'>nevent1q…kqfm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Update: It turns out this guy is not a wizard. His name is Garth and he is a retired programmer. I need to stop assuming everyone with a beard and a pointy hat is a wizard. 2026-10-21T15:59:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp2yxwz973yausu4lvkp7va4ax4m5y2fv9fphsu99p65npklqzy0qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wmr32xl Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Fireball Wizard Pin. I don&#39;t think that&#39;s the correct way to cast a fireball. But I&#39;m not gonna be the one to tell the bearded weirdo with a rocket launcher that he&#39;s doing it wrong.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/sa3lch">https://collabs.shop/sa3lch</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/479/539/928/224/193/original/c07ba6ee9304ff8c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-21T15:28:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw2u5hmf4d8yzw4hmfdsxxvnfdllz3hu993ht9chhm57setpd05wczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w8r7mkp Sometimes I&#39;ll sing it twice just to be cautious.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/479/112/186/865/835/original/b4c8bcb69a279044.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-21T14:21:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszfy9r3ry0zjat65ulhq4la09rytxqs4xd806qsu270p82gx0zgfczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4whdqgtf Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist?<br/><br/>Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato. 2026-10-21T13:18:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsysn37n2kaaw7a2x4fut8wquztfgrmv7uysspgs5qp48jv3n53w5gzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wn39e6r Please promise me you&#39;ll never say this.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/476/610/217/196/778/original/1218b08f83d92fde.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-21T04:13:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfetm7lvhg0y0tzk2dd8v5ps4l3l3rl33cdmx6res2feavscs0r6qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wz8zgd9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgxcsphr0txfnpp3a5as2avk2t92jkhgzc2lkp4m3r4elrgcgz9hs7yyvgn'>nevent1q…yvgn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is how tomato sauce was invented. People would stomp the tomato doormats into a sauce, and then freaks would slurp it up off the ground. 2026-10-20T23:29:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgxcsphr0txfnpp3a5as2avk2t92jkhgzc2lkp4m3r4elrgcgz9hszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wkepa6a Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Tomato Doormat. Contrary to popular belief, a tomato is neither a fruit nor a vegetable. Botanically speaking, it is a doormat.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/ah0jk9">https://collabs.shop/ah0jk9</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/475/698/640/085/640/original/4bce555a1f6ed641.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-20T22:55:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvwlt9sqzzxumjgmet9laz77jkp25l3dfuzgrcp9w875jkth9gnqszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wqyvwf8 Makes you think.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/475/302/753/522/343/original/5560d99a40703d46.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-20T21:14:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfqlp3e2yfqj6mek6skwaql8d0sc2ztcn8nvs3ku0yqnmneepkteqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4whuv0xg I wish I could unlearn this.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/474/475/215/195/894/original/1c77ae2dc67f8a95.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-20T18:15:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0zqadkjsy7qr7mdryslsnjfuvf0760lu6c4ye0p88nasz7c4dzgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wh9f4fj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9zv2dyvylxps2pe6ha0h5dp46hwrtdefe8ax3uzqsh26y3xtvsdseeha2g'>nevent1q…ha2g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>To clarify, this post is pro-trashiness. I encourage you all to lie about your birthdays to steal free desserts from corporate chain restaurants. 2026-10-20T16:34:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9zv2dyvylxps2pe6ha0h5dp46hwrtdefe8ax3uzqsh26y3xtvsdszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wuewnlh Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Trashy Pin. The possum isn&#39;t trashy because he&#39;s in a trashcan, he&#39;s trashy because he lied about it being his birthday to get a free dessert at Applebee&#39;s.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/glmrmi">https://collabs.shop/glmrmi</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/474/039/832/841/935/original/2b32a8fc9ba0f33a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-20T15:53:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqxakntr2d86cjln3rxqgzfpjevdzw75g989z02r06vak53d03kfczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wz40rte Wow, that&#39;s a lot of lakes.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/473/525/543/203/138/original/d9c5a60eea7f7869.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-20T14:48:24Z