2026-10-26T23:09:11Z https://nostr.now Jonty Wareing https://nostr.now/npub1838383wsdmwtp5xas3un9qfm4l2yawm78pg3juv6me2x6qe0m8qqyekrhz https://assets.chaos.social/accounts/avatars/000/285/058/original/a9ea7208f07ba1bb.jpg https://assets.chaos.social/accounts/avatars/000/285/058/original/a9ea7208f07ba1bb.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg25qwcmz9lr3zfydj4avfg98pxy8fksaru3fnuzkqwln2xsc6seqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqd0zfk7 Who needs posters when you can just zip-tie a discman to a street sign<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/536/023/089/614/665/original/ee9ca2f6f579768c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-31T14:28:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs26rme84sv27dzmks5mc9tekukqy36a970cua0fksgkylkat529uczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq75k0k4 In case you&#39;ve missed it: Someone is currently carrying out a heist against Binance to the tune of SIX BILLION DOLLARS.<br/><br/>Oh and also polymarket is being drained. 2026-10-29T23:29:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy5nka0g50xtwp6p8a3k0g9xw2mc276trlgl4qvzkxr4uwm8y6kmczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqu37x4n In the last 48hrs the UK Office of National Statistics removed 878 repositories from their public github account. Feels bad.<br/><br/><a href="https://github.com/uk-gov-mirror/deleted-repo-report">https://github.com/uk-gov-mirror/deleted-repo-report</a><br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/514/341/205/788/782/original/5cf09492b148240d.png"> <br/> 2026-10-27T18:43:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp384yjkctjy4kkv8vraj378700clpva3tt5w5ftz52rvgrxlwy8szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqpesevm Looking for a journalist who covers UK Government tech, ideally with a health slant - any suggestions?<br/><br/>I have once again accidentally found a juicy story while poking at data. Sill not certain, but want to get my waterfowl assembled linearly. 2026-10-24T17:41:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsygrv3lsft55zz92us47kahaf2eud94jp4t464hw6gwrl0fs6qrhgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqrxxch3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvf3whtt6xff2e3y267gagx06pykky95r3mawup0yrw06t9vyns0gmf6kqt'>nevent1q…6kqt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If only the box marked &#34;spicy rocks&#34; wasn&#39;t in storage alongside my geiger counter 2026-10-22T22:42:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs983x8g86y79declulf8kdvzc536vn8g52dvp353w0j66mdx7qnlczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq9qry0d Said I wouldn&#39;t be attending a meetup because I am &#34;radioactive&#34; due to my current COVID plague-carrier status and all my friends assumed I was genuinely radioactive, explaining that &#34;it would be on-brand&#34; and they &#34;wouldn&#39;t be surprised&#34; 2026-10-22T22:39:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ymmewatf3p0wpsgggvyzlx8l0g0vu68maph6lyuznq4qugakc3qzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqh8c2rg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfpkptgk7ndtrlldalt3slatr4qetg2msmwwy68wawwp5jh4rjysswrhhw5'>nevent1q…hhw5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh my god it&#39;s still live <a href="https://www.scriptarchive.com">https://www.scriptarchive.com</a> 2026-10-22T16:00:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9rgggfvdnxaekwkszwt7n8exwgr46xum895nuuce7jy7x5lg9t2gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqumtmdm All I&#39;m saying is this wouldn&#39;t have happened if people just learned perl 2026-10-22T12:55:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspfc378hqrxmw92du2hfkn0vmd9g73kjac6gmq44cvtqh89egzz7gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq5h82cw &#34;how bad could it possibly be&#34;<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/478/599/924/036/392/original/68dbb2571a463fd7.png"> <br/> 2026-10-21T11:13:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg74zg05u0wrm2xnp8t39xd3aa44zj8c0g0r68u5nctd5yqy98khqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq3q29kd <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/474/490/283/002/862/original/cd604026e72cad4c.png"> <br/> 2026-10-20T17:34:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp28n7hknhajz3cdra6q2jzvusk0kqt8vpen7ec28qjkxpwm2p6zqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqjfjytj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqw5tmljz5jk3s9y53u35gcyxu849ysmgdpcekxay6hv52zq8wc9c9vvxkx'>nevent1q…vxkx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And now I find out the telescope mirrors are focused using lasers and it looks like THIS<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/468/010/261/779/651/original/7b07ccb03d7ca9ee.png"> <br/> 2026-10-19T14:22:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqw5tmljz5jk3s9y53u35gcyxu849ysmgdpcekxay6hv52zq8wc9czyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqhc5pup Design brief for the new CTAO telescope array appears to be &#34;make them look like implausible props from a sci-fi movie&#34; and I am in love<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/463/631/784/164/098/original/3c8ab06d0ffe1ab3.png"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/463/636/359/883/534/original/372e2b572dd8b4c8.png"> <br/> 2026-10-18T19:50:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvlje206afuk362tlcx2rngemmpyyu07dyc2tx7hgy50j8dcmfdsgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqwcluhs IT IS BIN DAY<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/433/333/420/561/961/original/a936889a5b0c1d56.png"> <br/> 2026-10-13T11:22:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswz43f8lhcha45xaejjlymp306skjcl6vmx40nxp5rakrl2zgtyeczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq3ggtju What films told us crippling infrastructure cyberattacks would be like: Traffic lights flashing, planes crashing, power grids being shut down.<br/><br/>What crippling infrastructure cyberattacks are actually like: Setting all the supermarket fridges across Europe to defrost.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/unprecedented-cyberattack-cripples-supermarket-fridges-across-europe-as-hackers-activate-automatic-defrosting-delivery-and-store-prices-also-impacted-by-incident">https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/unprecedented-cyberattack-cripples-supermarket-fridges-across-europe-as-hackers-activate-automatic-defrosting-delivery-and-store-prices-also-impacted-by-incident</a> 2026-10-12T13:03:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdn7dm3dsmrmvyq4x65h57ghdmzhahu2ctzmuw0xgachzj9sz7t3qzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq6qrrym I&#39;m curious: What&#39;s the rarest book in your personal library? 2026-10-11T19:25:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2l2f7vduphzq23r7tcujd3c44lpd2c6rkkuyech0a0h8sx9w3euszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq50dkqy Please stop rolling the adapter generator dice things have gone too far<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/367/311/316/799/455/original/6ffa3be924cb13b9.png"> <br/> 2026-10-01T19:33:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf0cxqflpu4nempfy943p9tpy3jw6xp4pktu08eht2yeu8n8ryf6czyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq9vnace Stood in a tunnel under the river thames to experience a huge stack of subwoofers blasting inaudible frequencies down it. Have had worse Sunday afternoons. 2026-09-27T18:40:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp4ez6pz90wayxdavd6ny8c6jzac3n8sg5ptckcgc94t3wgmfp5sszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqyyehaz Currently incapable of watching anything other than Fred Dibnah documentaries, which are relaxing but punctuated with moments of high anxiety when he casually demolishes colossal chimney stacks while perched on the top. The OG urbexer. 2026-08-23T22:35:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq46df7za9fkamlk8hsn0q34ftd340aawcxfyqtmvsffr2fzqa53szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq9kalr5 So <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1gd4f5e0e5esv9pzdv4wzlgg3v27dxsfayx9qg4t2z6jg88cluwdqejnpt3" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Robin Ince</span> (<span class="italic">npub1gd4…npt3</span>)</a></span> wrote about <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1fak836ah0kaqplhwap2yr4sykskheep4j55d0aglcvwhry732qgsehrg6c" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Electromagnetic Field</span> (<span class="italic">npub1fak…rg6c</span>)</a></span> in the Big Issue and gave us a new tagline. #emfcamp<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/138/631/842/651/100/original/cd4dca57712b2680.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-22T10:18:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqlqwgpat2chvlrjt20w67ll47sxyf804j8n948zkvuefd9gmtkxgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqu3g8hy Twice today I have had to warn friends about a bald head moisturising cream containing bee pollen, because it *attracts bees to your bald head*.<br/><br/>Also: WASPS. 2026-08-21T20:28:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs82649hq0gyx64u0arczlutkt43stfqemlyjjd8l0tym9xkqax6mgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq8f9y36 Are you in the UK?<br/><br/>Are you running android?<br/><br/>Did you receive several emergency alerts yesterday?<br/><br/>Could you run `adb shell content query --uri content://cellbroadcasts` and send me the output? 2026-08-15T13:27:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0fhnl00e9vt9lvzsr3k2k6cn4tnfqjxvxljr7v0vug55ydpncqdszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq0rm3pu RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/117088933090406849">https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/117088933090406849</a><br/><br/>Saboteur packing list:<br/><br/>[✔] Maps<br/>[✔] Bolt cutters<br/>[✔] Balaclava<br/>[✔] BAG OF LARGE MOTHS<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1w487w9cw2nss256u650we8lrgnq9qss6xuwxze4cny6u2ds8sruq6fypj0" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1w48…ypj0</a></span><br/> </div> Anyone can break up a showing of an enemy propaganda film by putting two or three dozen large moths in a paper bag. Take the bag to the movies with you, put it on the floor in an empty section of the theater as you go in and leave it open. The moths will fly out and climb into the projector beam, so that the film will be obscured by fluttering shadows. </blockquote> 2026-08-13T16:01:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx5kdgm04j0ffxgpr4xs0ausnf6cctngpn5p9sz4hc0q089lmtzlgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqfxake2 I updated my total eclipse webcam viewer for today&#39;s eclipse!<br/><br/>Once totality begins you&#39;ll see a live-updating umbra, so you can race to the next webcam and see the eclipse happen over and over again.<br/><br/><a href="https://jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse_webcams/">https://jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse_webcams/</a><br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/082/219/433/566/399/original/017d60e7b5892bdd.png"> <br/> 2026-08-12T11:13:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrpe75dldq78dguc96d6pmnfqmxahj020r9v0c79a545rvsjq4n5szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqqg7l6g Dude just walked into our local corner shop, bought fifteen lemons and three packets of cigarettes, said &#34;actually give me six more lemons I LOVE LEMOOOOOOONS&#34; and then sprinted out of the door with lemons crammed in every single pocket.<br/><br/>So anyway. How are you all. 2026-08-11T19:23:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrudvnmrej35m0hls7e3mkrtua2hsj28n993m3j907luxx65etdwgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqm5a0jk If Big Walk had been released during lockdown the authors would own the moon by now 2026-08-11T10:06:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9wmh396l537za0mp2s7sdjhy3xke8hhs4gauxt5pgnjs28lkwfczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq64sxcm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd7ws20qd5g0pwqff8cmuck8npetmh9pl6rv0xfksd9ysmfj6029q2rkcxa'>nevent1q…kcxa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Before you WELL ACTUALLY me: Yes, a lot of this is garbage test repositories or things that don&#39;t matter.<br/><br/>But a lot is not. And you should take notice when (for example) the entire output of the Met Office Informatics Lab vanishes. 2026-08-10T17:14:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd7ws20qd5g0pwqff8cmuck8npetmh9pl6rv0xfksd9ysmfj6029qzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq5n04mx I always suspected a UK government would eventually reverse course on &#34;coding in public&#34;.<br/><br/>So I&#39;ve been backing up all government code. For six years.<br/><br/>Today I finally generated a report on what has been deleted. Its much worse than I realised.<br/><br/><a href="https://github.com/uk-gov-mirror/deleted-repo-report">https://github.com/uk-gov-mirror/deleted-repo-report</a><br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/072/288/140/704/461/original/68328a7936aa88f0.png"> <br/> 2026-08-10T17:10:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswp89m8vn9fj3htfvyu7uyw8fuc32xa53u754t4d4mddyflxvgy6gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqv67sac It should not be possible to have so many new half finished projects when nearly all of your belongings are in storage 2026-08-10T10:42:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg9373we6lk5t86vtug9de6kjzpmn9fnwwze94jmfql9nqq4ec34szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqmcthmq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswlweetqq6c7p2skv8xwv6anngssyxyana078cpgh7gheajee5vjstmffe3'>nevent1q…ffe3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is this the first EMF badge on the BBC??? 2026-08-05T20:46:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf8xncu9h3z85qrs8wayhpgwsaagdfnyeskgmd0kct0r5r84sl5jgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqlvfxkv After staring at a problem in the house for over a year I finally realised the answer is simple: Buy more tools. 2026-08-04T10:04:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv7erx7wak3ycvampha3m234pf2yc22v0stt4dtxhrc884qzzpjrszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqvz8gff In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqkf4vxz57czq2ylhyh0rpcul3h0pm5mcv8w29nrqyg72eadfnq4cjhaepw'>nevent1q…aepw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes! 2026-08-03T20:42:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg8zg0wdj2jg292gmx8q6m0wa76t5569nggth655ns6r3g9xh5j8czyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqq3eqzy Defying predictions I just rode the danger triangle bike through London and didn&#39;t have a horrifying accident 2026-08-03T20:29:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxstjh33cavawwneyt9cm532d86swg575a0dv6xk7yg5cl5ghf8kqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqrt3dwu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9md56u408vtxhwxrw32dxygx0q0j6dfpvwzmxsr2yeh5tkhn92ng5uqzvl'>nevent1q…qzvl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Stickers I should not make<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/026/184/060/002/965/original/795a0aa6f1a399cc.png"> <br/> 2026-08-02T13:38:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9md56u408vtxhwxrw32dxygx0q0j6dfpvwzmxsr2yeh5tkhn92ngzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqetnmcd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszr5uqn2tal55gyzcjqy7pq23fpmea7xafcaz554du450vzw6zflcszh9rv'>nevent1q…h9rv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I will not fall for it&#39;s siren song. My home does not need your assistance, foul beast. 2026-08-02T13:16:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszr5uqn2tal55gyzcjqy7pq23fpmea7xafcaz554du450vzw6zflczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq4d0txa Convinced that home assistant is a covert operation to sabotage productivity of people who would otherwise spend weekends inventing things 2026-08-02T13:14:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs20d9cqr7alselmsexhdkpvtwzqgm3gp6m7x5azej2pjaulxnlx3gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqcu48kq Google Earth added a weird &#34;edit with AI&#34; mode, so I fixed the biggest error in London.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/117/014/581/505/260/000/original/e0f818d44e9b24b8.png"> <br/> 2026-07-31T12:28:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszwlfwcuscqajn5rdx8ujnvu826eyenlcdtmn9yfma54wd9spth8szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuquxz0xw I spy with my satellite eye, something beginning with E.<br/><br/><a href="https://planetarycomputer.microsoft.com/explore?c=-2.3761%2C52.0411&amp;z=14.81&amp;v=2&amp;d=sentinel-2-l2a&amp;m=Most+recent+%28low+cloud%29&amp;r=Natural+color&amp;s=false%3A%3A100%3A%3Atrue&amp;sr=desc&amp;ae=0">https://planetarycomputer.microsoft.com/explore?c=-2.3761%2C52.0411&amp;z=14.81&amp;v=2&amp;d=sentinel-2-l2a&amp;m=Most+recent+%28low+cloud%29&amp;r=Natural+color&amp;s=false%3A%3A100%3A%3Atrue&amp;sr=desc&amp;ae=0</a> #emfcamp<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/998/358/702/110/965/original/af6b9c3f091901e0.png"> <br/> 2026-07-28T15:47:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9yk34uaj80h78pk9t0ddyk9cr75fv5yckyz2f5jp5ydz4699hj7qzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqjv7530 Robin Ince&#39;s talk about what happened with Monkey Cage is up: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn-ZrPyQ1TE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn-ZrPyQ1TE</a> #emfcamp 2026-07-26T13:44:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswk8hs0499nmm0c9la7nm2t38pgthy7twqhwa34w3cz4q0tjtek2szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq82nt7y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg8jgtccw3yk3pe5erl5vyn6kseczcwrhr6m8wd8ymemnqtuwcyvqyqwdam'>nevent1q…wdam</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Magnets are a really bad idea. A lot of people have had the coating degrate, magnets fracture, and ended up with horrible infections. 2026-07-25T12:09:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg8pjwue4avsxmazu4jagagp0j709kyh8w2hyma6xzae0j7mr34rszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqlyyr9d RE: <a href="https://chaos.social/@jonty/116969430320624869">https://chaos.social/@jonty/116969430320624869</a><br/><br/>Just bought another lidar. I need one stuck in the middle of my monitor.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1y6w50u5u8fjgccuvddtld35ml2nr4ruy74ecv5f6vplfpp20tyzs64yggn" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1y6w…yggn</a></span><br/> </div> Would anyone like a sticker because I made way too many stickers<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/969/429/065/894/213/original/040cffe233cb6a83.png"> <br/> </blockquote> 2026-07-23T16:58:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszd82872wr5eyvvwxxk4lkc6dl4f3637z02uux2yaxql5ss484jpgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqhu37qh Would anyone like a sticker because I made way too many stickers<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/969/429/065/894/213/original/040cffe233cb6a83.png"> <br/> 2026-07-23T13:04:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp05f8pnsvwsr5xnlxn9v2m7gdamc00rp2datxp5tl8rr468sqkdszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq3g0gut Did you know the EMF phone network is still running, and you can still dial things/receive calls using a SIP client #emfcamp 2026-07-22T20:25:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvyx8m9zx3fg7uvley0ay03r47nncfu4dtm7rrd5srf4v36dtakwszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqmvjhzh People keep saying incredibly nice things and I am so tired I don&#39;t know how to handle it 2026-07-22T20:17:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9283jhlgnmcaq0nnuwlctl0t2gwujj7pdk9dwezq03ujeq45h7yqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq0cxv82 Have been informed that someone did a 15 minute livecode music set entirely made from an airhorn sound, accompanied by live Microsoft Paint visuals.<br/><br/>I find it hard to explain what the festival we run is about, and may it get ever more difficult to describe. #emfcamp 2026-07-22T16:39:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsywhtnkr5x996vum3ewtvykjk0nftp6r94d47u396aaphk96da6qczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqkf07rl Clearly someone didn&#39;t take me seriously when I said &#34;If you leave a tent behind I will find you&#34; and decided to up the stakes by *also* leaving a giant pile of crap.<br/><br/>The game is afoot. They will regret this. 2026-07-21T16:00:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspr3wjufd6df2hstx50d2w6pm23f2p4xmayhg7mxjxqxhdgpulz5czyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq80yths Just been informed that the #emfcamp closing ceremony was broadcast via satellite TV across Asia and some of Europe, so that happened. 2026-07-19T18:42:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswle483hrzugl9fteqafc5cncptxf3lpslp84znjepky4fk8k4rzczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqhg0hjz Someone gave me an appropriate sign for the bike #emfcamp<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/942/510/772/937/407/original/29fd92946eba559a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-18T18:59:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2gv92gv7jtah2y44dz9ltt4t29ms5643panxp9qs0ry98gzm2lkszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqk68xfz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxsnjtdhx5ld9qpd4lykd9ydhmd5epgcqj48ejhkfa0gpen347jacy9rkns'>nevent1q…rkns</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Don&#39;t make me tap the sticker<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/934/781/466/452/104/original/d3073f968f977bc6.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-17T10:12:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0mhwqr72f47danutpamenmfcur5wt37r43p3z38g3svxr6syp0rqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqzdhdu2 Right. Now I can stop stressing about writing the opening ceremony.<br/><br/>And start stressing about writing the closing ceremony. #emfcamp 2026-07-17T09:46:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd2cavd0n9yquppza6c87720h96hkz0gq4ajemcnftynt6gwnsx9szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqqexjey Sat working alone in #emfcamp HQ and smashed play on my keyboard.<br/><br/>Apple Music opens, an app I never use, and it played seemingly the only thing in my music library - A recording of the Lincolnshire Poacher numbers station.<br/><br/>Perfect. 2026-07-16T21:59:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqsuakak3ph39wkzckquf2urkl2y8q9ugw5ywtzg62rynr77ee3jczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqyv7sp7 TIL one of the villages at EMF has been running their own entirely independent Call for Participation.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.bodgeham-on-wye-gov.uk/services/parish-hall">https://www.bodgeham-on-wye-gov.uk/services/parish-hall</a><br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/901/749/869/517/725/original/a31a0ef44559c14e.png"> <br/> 2026-07-11T14:12:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9nk4nx96we4nfsws7x4mggcg5yn5xqatwefma77mumku70ka56nczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq3statw Someone expressed delight that we&#39;re showing Hackers (1995) at EMF again, as is tradition.<br/><br/>We almost didn&#39;t this year - but Iain Softley (the director) insisted we show it because &#34;EMF is the spiritual home of Hackers&#34;.<br/><br/>Well then. Of course, he&#39;ll be there to introduce it. #emfcamp 2026-07-09T16:20:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgsj2qfv9565nldhugz0xygtxmrlqxr3kp6ls5vukaxqauy6gdctgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqypq0nk Was finally forced to disclose EMF in our street whatsapp group and now two of my neighbours are asking about tickets 2026-07-05T21:02:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsql4m3qj38je4du88g6qjur2wgn4ltn8kv4p7tekdhg8d4kzsdpfszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqzntae5 Apparently some EMF attendees are finding our emails counting down to the event stressful and scientists are yet to invent equipment capable of detecting my violin 2026-07-01T20:31:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyy8s8dp5vc24k4ayk47cn2aspjc6yvkhr8eqmnem2jq02v2q4vvszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqtluz5g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrsxt8ntv8fscny4fyvuyk4av3ttsfuez3fcxzut0yvvpxgfws32q26q8gu'>nevent1q…q8gu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And we&#39;ve not even announced the installations yet...<br/><br/>Honestly, best strategy is to pick a small number of things you *really* want to see and then spend the rest of the time seeing where things take you.<br/><br/>Aim for talks that are not recorded, if those take your fancy - we can&#39;t guarantee anything definitely will be recorded because speakers change their minds and equipment gets destroyed by tesla coils, but it&#39;s rare for speakers to suddenly opt for recording at the last minute. 2026-06-27T14:39:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsygp60qnhcmznffkna9x23aq6j8dpn8e37y3ghg97cmnd85d94dkczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqh7s4x3 Are you coming to EMF? Are you a Big Space Nerd? Would you like to operate a planetarium and enthuse about SPACE a lot to a willing audience?<br/><br/>Email us: content@emfcamp.org 2026-06-20T14:34:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszzek8hykcreptra0mj35pa86jwyqpz84dyj44jfjpkxntwr37wyqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq2pqwwa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs27sdvt2yrn30he705qa0egp4w3n4fn3zpx0w2ytpxp5h0xyksq3g4xzmev'>nevent1q…zmev</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This should be obvious but somehow here we are 2026-06-19T22:48:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs27sdvt2yrn30he705qa0egp4w3n4fn3zpx0w2ytpxp5h0xyksq3gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqzjyzh0 It&#39;s quite simple: If you are an entitled asshole to our volunteers they are less likely to go out of their way to help you. 2026-06-19T22:48:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqhpjdue9zrs489rqageqzruf06tvhhzt0c5rk0w4xpcxdec003wgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqz3v8ld Anyone want to buy an email sending company that can&#39;t send emails<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/753/819/308/020/041/original/e6e175169657b446.png"> <br/> 2026-06-15T11:13:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfyypeq9dncyw58kmqw24d0js362lpqa7etgknm73ycsc077f7m4szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqcfuzjc I really want a version of clippy that pops up with<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/751/034/780/958/712/original/b70b372439d4550f.png"> <br/> 2026-06-14T23:24:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfhvl9uauqnt0ahg9jj29hg4shcjxnzs8t5cpgg5ku0xrtv5s92nszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqh98exx One of my communities has a standard practise where members request copies of any x-ray/MRI/CAT scans they have. So we can attempt to assemble one full human from all our scans combined.<br/><br/>It&#39;s only just occurred to me how weird this is. 2026-06-10T15:21:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw3v9pp87u6mk08lftght4rdq82d86d9rlaad2rlz5qm3tv8fclgqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqj0sq35 Life goal: Get a plaque this good<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/703/775/017/482/811/original/3b32bbb0eefb8a0d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-06T15:08:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8vc29yn4yme4srhvyffnqepkhwz4wdx27eg89spql5qsjezp68aczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqwsax8a Got this stuck in my head and had to get it out. Just in case someone needs it.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/699/755/412/420/424/original/b0edc66f183f6da5.png"> <br/> 2026-06-05T22:03:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsytlelx7kr5y23znkavrtx0tgpe3gvrnugfjglv7jg5me23c3pqrgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqdk6ka9 Never upset the graphs department, they will plot against you 2026-06-05T15:35:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxpm6tvxkgg32fm3p9tyqe77ldvpcm598epye0rrglam4zjx55qfczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqdpuzzr Because some people seem to be missing this.<br/><br/>If you are attending <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1fak836ah0kaqplhwap2yr4sykskheep4j55d0aglcvwhry732qgsehrg6c" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Electromagnetic Field</span> (<span class="italic">npub1fak…rg6c</span>)</a></span> and want a Spaceagon, or to upgrade your Tildagon from 2024 to a Spaceagon:<br/><br/>YOU MUST PRE-ORDER IT NOW.<br/><br/>Full details in the blog post: <a href="https://blog.emfcamp.org/2026/05/28/tildagon-2026-spaceagon/">https://blog.emfcamp.org/2026/05/28/tildagon-2026-spaceagon/</a><br/><br/>#emfcamp #emfcamp2026<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/697/884/242/839/988/original/a9759244d4347f81.png"> <br/> 2026-06-05T14:07:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspgmesc97a7vdaqtnyhdnr7kjlazvdk3eenkr033eayzk32sy98tqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqfe52vm The great thing about health wearables is that when you feel terrible you can look at graphs to confirm that you do indeed feel terrible 2026-06-04T18:39:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdtu4ls29e67tmyl4e3dtdfjqemxzt5r89eu5xtpswp2ednjgk5sczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqfnrc79 The look on colleagues faces when I explain why I&#39;m taking two months off work is always priceless.<br/><br/>&#34;How many people?!&#34; 2026-06-03T14:30:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs26a47w7ve3hp6nl6sv4wryscky2cg2xp0jymdwxde90nmhppmj6qzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq3ewk9h One of the EMF team leads just dialled into a meeting from a hospital bed after falling off a five story building trying to install a mesh network antenna. Unbelievable dedication to the cause. 2026-06-02T19:53:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszexy5gu4fwfy8fk3lart725teg9yh0hpnp3yjy4tf84jyujzhe7szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq0upnsu I am very done with 2026 already 2026-06-01T18:59:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5s06qqsvtt3u424klefzqtaz5x649xhxhwltu2xlq9jjqcc67vqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq8w6a4a [deep sigh] After being let down again, I call upon the powers of the network:<br/><br/>Does anybody have an inflatable planetarium they would be willing to bring (or lend) to <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1fak836ah0kaqplhwap2yr4sykskheep4j55d0aglcvwhry732qgsehrg6c" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Electromagnetic Field</span> (<span class="italic">npub1fak…rg6c</span>)</a></span>? 2026-05-27T17:53:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv3vsp74q8qfqq3ez3rpuc5fezn4079e5chdpumy6lyvml462k9lqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq2eyrwf Absolutely flabbergasted at Last.fm finally being independent again after a decade of neglect by CBS. Incredibly exciting.<br/><br/><a href="https://support.last.fm/t/last-fm-is-now-independent/118591">https://support.last.fm/t/last-fm-is-now-independent/118591</a><br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/647/208/290/073/266/original/9a5a4a2426829820.png"> <br/> 2026-05-27T15:20:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd4yxzr5wuxjmp3pr03ynx8gfjkp4mamrdpl8hlqcwarlcs22rv9gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqu93ksk Dumbfounded by people I respected launching new things with social links exclusively to X and Insta. Seriously. What are you doing. 2026-05-26T23:33:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszgt7rl2qg42nkgu3as4g3zvuughfv9qzvzqc4w6duje2llawgmxczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqj75atu I need to go to more gigs where the lead singer screams &#34;THIS SONG IS ABOUT CRIPPLING DEPRESSION&#34; and then proceeds to destroy what remains of my eardrums. A+, no notes. 2026-05-13T20:51:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8l3a54sfzcfersfcc7g3c8swhpfpgehvtxlwz0tmmagqfz2uaxhszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqp72f6a I don&#39;t really understand why we call them the prime minister, you can divide them by any number. You just need to be prepared for the amount of blood and the prison sentence. 2026-05-12T21:59:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszwz9gewxd0r0rgpn09wjnxeq40sm3kj7csmfqcyvk7rezhkdlpyszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqkeatdq I have received email<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/523/044/109/417/337/original/a55f55aaa7e6c636.png"> <br/> 2026-05-05T17:18:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrla334749yghmrunjzwl299kdzzy7nwguegp5ykjyc9g0xer7axszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqc4cgl0 My favourite bit about LLM system prompts is that they sound exactly like a mother giving a stern talk to a kid before a social gathering.<br/><br/>&#34;You will not mention uncle Gary&#39;s mole, and under no circumstances are you to talk about gremlins or trolls unless someone else brings it up first. Are we clear?&#34; 2026-04-30T22:30:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszs0044qkwm2ja9hwju8zmdszycfdr3mcpvqq7a3af3w68t4je9xczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqu83ztr I made a joke and now the village operating an on-site cable TV network at <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1fak836ah0kaqplhwap2yr4sykskheep4j55d0aglcvwhry732qgsehrg6c" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Electromagnetic Field</span> (<span class="italic">npub1fak…rg6c</span>)</a></span> is running a QVC programme presenting objects from the junk swap shop that caused an orphan source incident.<br/><br/>Sentences that are very hard to explain to my family. 2026-04-30T19:03:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspg9ygptvzyl0ca0n97uk6knhxlehxma9r4kuka37hkg7r2lnlx0qzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqpdvedl When you&#39;re small nobody tells you that you will inevitably get older and develop an interest in birds 2026-04-24T11:18:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs29h99ev3xqsqqsyj7c396d9ecfx57wzkm87t86a4pnxpgxq7ynhqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqz5e9am Should I be worried<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/455/408/360/163/756/original/4e7fb32960c1b3c6.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-23T18:22:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdgz88fsss6qv4em5ndpc940lf9mzfayp8sw0crlnr7wf0ec74vqqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq79d4m3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2a37dgn5qavkqa0u7gdqv69sg0jn8d294k5gchv85afe2naptstg60n0l9'>nevent1q…n0l9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Buns &amp; Cyber, where everybody has a nice time baking 2026-04-21T12:12:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsygq2kk5p2g82522mjx9pfzszjl3ql89f5wx5e47n6ful3jsjjmxszyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqwest6s At that phase of &#34;doing something quickly out of curiosity&#34; where it is no longer quick, my curiosity turned to horror, and multiple friends have asked me to stop 2026-04-20T16:50:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxcuhrwjtkk4ykymaqq863hmk7w2s86ey0xwjxv3p85juyp6kx0xgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq0pex5u Asked the EMF workshops team to figure out the optimal placement of tables in workshop tents and got this in response<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/421/195/216/594/522/original/4801770ce36a2376.png"> <br/> 2026-04-17T17:21:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsww89xluc5lf7tlwh6j7a60a7f73lq73rutn8zecyh8a4k5w7mxqgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq95r3g3 Sat opposite a man on the train with a cake carrier containing a half eaten birthday cake.<br/><br/>Pulled into a station, another man got on with an identical cake carrier containing a half eaten birthday cake and sat next to him.<br/><br/>The first guy then got off... BUT I DIDN&#39;T SEE IF THEY SWAPPED CAKES.<br/><br/>Anyway this is how I may have witnessed a spy cake handoff. 2026-04-16T22:31:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsquwcnag2qc3rccmpj2pqw5e5a393kg04603mku6wvpl5dxd7g6xgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq3lx089 I don&#39;t know why people say vibecoding is new, teledildonics researchers have been doing it since the 90s 2026-04-16T13:00:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9w8u7tjxlv39gmjal0fhkwtug6jhcjs8hksezmy9rkjzxtr8rdtqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqpv6fvs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszcfn98q40k7t49ta2nyr96fmqy4483v36t4ahuu0f0evpylted7swavxej'>nevent1q…vxej</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I contacted a company who stocks spares for UK payphones, asking them to send me a set of keys to try.<br/><br/>They replied with &#34;That will not be possible&#34; and the following photo.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/323/359/908/395/293/original/c6f141a41672ac12.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-31T10:41:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94ah2lsw7pdjw2mdkfu3kpjpvtru8t0zdrmtfqjzw355jmpeg3qgzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqvamwu5 If you&#39;re wondering how things are going, we just took ownership of an arcade cabinet running a DOOM mod where you battle mecha-spider Margaret Thatcher so 2026-03-29T11:26:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9wv7qe483gkg74j6u3yw9smaazxwluwdm2y7x9z2wv8l6rl0umxqzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqqgvvac In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszcfn98q40k7t49ta2nyr96fmqy4483v36t4ahuu0f0evpylted7swavxej'>nevent1q…vxej</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway this is your prompt to reply with endless jokes about answering after one ring 2026-03-27T19:54:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszcfn98q40k7t49ta2nyr96fmqy4483v36t4ahuu0f0evpylted7szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqxeddu2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqp4eggphastz0reewxt68zygnf4ha7pem54d8ta7sxjz5tv67m8qyk3zg5'>nevent1q…3zg5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do I have the keys? No. Can we pick the lock? Also no. 2026-03-27T19:51:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqp4eggphastz0reewxt68zygnf4ha7pem54d8ta7sxjz5tv67m8qzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq2zyjvq It&#39;s mine, I tell you. My own. My precious.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/302/867/112/011/026/original/5aa1feb10a70ed64.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-27T19:49:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxfuykggnzxk4s0cf3z3mr6vazj5yq4yfxxjl6srzqlrsdu75fe6gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqzmgslx I don&#39;t know how we&#39;re expecting to make a Dyson Sphere, the guy can barely build a functioning vacuum cleaner 2026-03-26T10:41:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd398wdaygj2u3t8w4kz8f0ktx3e9z5q88h8rpsw9fzu80fhvn37czyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqwrfyvl I resent that my first thought on seeing a headline about the crab nebula was &#34;oh god its some kind of openclaw video streaming thing&#34; 2026-03-25T17:57:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsquzfg9s8awlrw4cwuvq0dmhrg3tne5drtsvetc7m6qf7tgl72m0szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqcced0j Spotted by a friend in Hawaii<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/289/626/969/842/718/original/b66a941aea5ee1b9.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-25T11:42:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspq36kc6rnkfnleyggya6z3vnq8s8u09q6vzraugm2ulnfyutnhmczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq3xhd7e Someone buzzed our doorbell just to show us their bum<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/205/154/419/229/420/original/c9fe8e803de5ff92.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-10T13:40:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz03wu6akg9xg0rptyw8cj7sjxq39gg7n50ry5l9fwft30z5aeccczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqyx6fq7 Can&#39;t stop giggling at someone reviewing a toilet cistern connector and thinking the &#34;customer image&#34; upload was for a selfie<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/193/917/152/413/016/original/b0f369aa4b6901e3.png"> <br/> 2026-03-08T14:02:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2sw4v6arh8n3w69hyyv26nf9y56plnqyea0qjgpnfjqq3nahjzugzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqmxtyyz Extremely cursed adapter. Someone please ban my aliexpress account.<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/165/791/047/384/738/original/6cd96a9a16092690.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/165/791/091/764/853/original/797584717185f0bb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-03T14:50:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0upz6g0ayv8yqs55xzgnva3jrul7dnm3dg58ddzxw00vw6gupq4gzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqvn692f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9umk9rmty3kwr974p9w2sj45gehrdtt38pkdm7j0rcj0ael3gelgruurgk'>nevent1q…urgk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>has the famous email address dot@dotat.at 2026-03-01T22:30:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswr6lrm7ej29ja0lnlsyr374atm02w3zwg9mrxegfrut03scus34szyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq2suxlj Today a bunch of my open-source projects got slammed by incorrect AI-written vulnerability reports demanding $299 for disclosure<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/153/959/000/844/073/original/52c4a86051bf97c5.png"> <br/> 2026-03-01T12:40:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ucyj88psg6unmk9t0jnjehzthpu6ytmjeanwea0qvp49ms6n6hczyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqwprdnp Five years ago I pointed out nearly all NFT&#39;s were going to break when the startup who minted them goes bust, causing people to get *extremely* mad at me until everyone concluded that I was correct.<br/><br/>Thought I&#39;d check in on the two examples I used and well<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/080/033/050/444/708/original/985c4de50de354be.png"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/080/043/708/819/151/original/7f6d759670889bdd.png"> <br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/080/044/924/047/050/original/591aed0c606404e6.png"> <br/> 2026-02-16T11:34:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfk5rneaqt69revh77vwyhpyat7ddd73texfq57cpc9zju3qd5p0czyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuq242dhv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs929zsg9tlwmdcge42hz65ee0qf4cdpr5rjt0gzv232pq2vj026pshjed9f'>nevent1q…ed9f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is this because you have an antenna or a camera on the end of it 2026-02-15T00:43:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqetjdy8z8yw3e9nnt8shchptg94fuzx453udcdgrj6mw9has5sugzyq7y7y796phdevxsmkz8jv5p8whagn4m0cu9zxt3nt09gmgr9lvuqsz40fd Apologies to my neighbours for flying a drone at near midnight. In my defence, I wanted to try and see a big laser 5km away and their houses were in the way. 2026-02-15T00:37:45Z