2026-08-27T11:58:03Z https://nostr.now Nick Marsh https://nostr.now/npub1820dxvknf6qvhptgups7tu2dexq53ndhnfszxyfljl73mzgnf9qsj27cx4 https://s3.masto.ai/accounts/avatars/109/378/260/653/045/570/original/d099829501a5342b.png https://s3.masto.ai/accounts/avatars/109/378/260/653/045/570/original/d099829501a5342b.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrjh6cak6vktpgwq2wq9q67y3j2u4khp5aghkscfanlm4datvd4wczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zl0l39z Ah yes, legendary for getting a good night’s sleep.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/117/373/365/372/350/133/original/669a68b58f216310.jpeg"> 2026-10-02T21:11:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2njg6fnf2jrdk8x2pfynrcsx58hlkzx4jnzjprzw29h2jhjju7pszyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5z7g8dml My least favourite expression is ‘you couldn’t make it up!’ because in every case you literally could.<br/><br/>Therefore from now on can everyone please instead say : This sequence of events either does not follow a traditional narrative structure or, more likely, is so cliched as to be implausible in a published work of fiction.<br/><br/>Thank you for your attention to this matter. 2026-09-27T09:34:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswetksyh03vldxm729u9wyjng5a9qryfvhwpaz3q85atx4qeqtfuczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zgvd5kk We are staying in Bodmin Jail. This is a strange place. The juxtaposition of the weight of terrible history, now a luxury hotel, inspires the poet’s muse in me:<br/><br/>Bwaaaark! Bwark! I am a chicken<br/>Who would like my eggs?<br/>Just give me a penny and delve my dear<br/>Between my feathery legs 2026-09-05T07:38:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgkg49x5vmx7z9vf2d7a2hdcfv7s5rtznh9fsk59ax5zvm656rmfczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zmtlklu Today I’m remembering the Rimadyl promotion from nearly decade ago, where somebody in marketing thought ‘rimadog’ was a good website name. <br/><br/>I’m slightly surprised it wasnt already registered.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/117/206/088/023/313/217/original/fd6f50965736739a.png"> 2026-09-03T08:09:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvs7pdk0vf6cmt2g8r8p8q0waslhnf6wdjz95zm8pdytzkaexcdsszyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zsu0r0e My new pin badges. An awful monster with dreadful plans for humans except for a select few special individuals, and Cthulhu.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/117/089/656/422/149/574/original/fbde83ab0bfdfedc.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/117/089/656/493/720/881/original/a884f091ceb3fa0c.jpeg"> 2026-08-13T18:40:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq8jqwteu4mjl9lhd8ynqqa8qmpq3mjrvmh5046ad59ku3d38zhdczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zmynp5h I’ve been algorithmically reminded of my secondborn’s 20-week scan from 10 years ago. Actually I love this picture, it has a real ‘Tales of the Crypt’ vibe to it.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/116/946/180/555/909/763/original/dbf8d43b889c14fc.jpeg"> 2026-07-19T10:32:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy5a3d6sxcr06379jz7pw2kvc60z3ppk4qnlyp5lv8fv9wvjv95fszyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zucqexj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqa5jem90nustf0qxaxafwfht506wv3vq2tqktvpa28cnzqznsx9spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qkgjrkr'>nevent1q…jrkr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> hey, listen, I’m as punk as they come, hot daddy, but… I mean, without grammatical rules we might as well just throw turds at each other from trees! 2026-07-18T22:15:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvm5ddx7pxuyljam2xy5uf4nnnz7cvugf0w89j6r9jcemkja0w6eqzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zxuauva But, sadly, apostrophes are.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/116/940/291/112/729/933/original/e6f85991cb2a464a.jpeg"> 2026-07-18T09:35:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsykg7x7cm5jv77km9u7ml30hjt448tcrxqzmr8s0zhg5kyg3s3q2czyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zmxhn43 Excellent reviews of this hotel in the guest book, apart from Fwapp de la Bonko, who seemed to have an unfortunate experience.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/116/911/929/278/678/669/original/6db1633b322da55a.jpeg"> 2026-07-13T09:22:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0fwgf9766ywqw005snsk5a8mr2ljw3zjn39zfp0a9gm5wu7x4zgzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zqfq9h2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqt8ljau69arxty3g823q7uygd33dktpsyd90kp584f8scq563erspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qfjymma'>nevent1q…ymma</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> Frankie Valli 2026-06-05T19:23:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzzsrehq3rtaresz2yrt9tjxp0mgt33zr2c4u4jx8qqt5vp67g5czyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zcemnyh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgeu6hefv2twjd7yaj684a689gz26pk8yvfcr46g7lv02utc5k2mgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qy2l0ue'>nevent1q…l0ue</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> heyyyyy be cool 2026-06-04T21:07:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0s9s2p72chlp537ftur79cwkawxtdacetf90jy6n8dd0ys9aldyqzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5z76fut7 As I was going to St. Ives<br/>I met a man with forty wives. <br/>I didn’t question the legality,<br/>Which I thought was very<br/>Bigamy. 2026-06-01T14:08:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsydmupz7mq83zmqnqrsc37y905w26tys80dm2ddk7v70ws6gc88pqzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5z39a64s Who said we couldn’t improvise? Whartson Hall fudges it on the fly. <br/><a href="https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/fudge-on-the-fly-a-corpses-kiss/6738">https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/fudge-on-the-fly-a-corpses-kiss/6738</a><br/><br/> #TTRPG #ActualPlay #WhartsonHall #FUDGE 2026-05-15T09:14:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd94u3fgrhkuqznpvamz0g8t23qplahq6yv7w9g9e0hj2v7jdtxeczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zdw7tla Quite right. Nobody wants a filthy bride. <br/>Er, probably.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/116/574/245/251/064/953/original/9bc14c83ef857a38.jpeg"> 2026-05-14T18:04:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxdecas4qy2twvtn23yd6k2hqrg6z8ft8t5xaggukwq0a365rl6xczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zlsae47 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfqweusa6cmdw0tl5tzk5h76kyay53y2r0qjyge4pp6ws2x94c7hgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qxksc40'>nevent1q…sc40</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq39m82efvmd4ss7jk6a0jn3lj6nkt250u9s8x0hk87qg3f7nthcmqu5k36v" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq39m82efvmd4ss7jk6a0jn3lj6nkt250u9s8x0hk87qg3f7nthcmqu5k36v</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…k36v</span>)</a></span> you’ve taken your firsht shtep into a shpeshial plasche. 2026-04-16T23:32:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs29xz5kkfe4ayqupwf9sehps3u5us36aqxyg89hh0mj6wm8jf993gzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zjgjngt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp4ft8y4n4xn90m427w28sd7y7v88st7syzc42ared0f7en9g8ufcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43ql5dw38'>nevent1q…dw38</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> (joke, because it’s rose-themed hair?) 2026-04-16T21:35:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp4ft8y4n4xn90m427w28sd7y7v88st7syzc42ared0f7en9g8ufczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zes4m60 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2994w7g3hxu2s737ezprdt06wv420qtnl2s5sn74e83uww3d3s2qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qgeev09'>nevent1q…ev09</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> also ypu insulting my hair. But I rose above it. 2026-04-16T21:35:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdqnr8s0qnepu0f7hthmh964v05dapetaz4lj0dx3maa8lms2l8ggzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zgsddjy Roger and I discuss Kubrick’s ‘The Shining’ in our latest #RibbonofMemes podcast. Is it a masterpiece? Why did Stephen King hate it so much? And what -is- a snow cat anyway?<br/>#film #podcast #horror<br/><br/><a href="https://ribbonofmemes.org.uk/archive/2026/The_Shining__1980_.html">https://ribbonofmemes.org.uk/archive/2026/The_Shining__1980_.html</a> 2026-03-30T10:29:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8m3lxs0fcvpqfugvjezd8a96fq45060ap2c0tn529rzztzw0tkcszyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zdp9slj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszhj8gm0ctkhlq0456au259shxw6mcxuv2xrau4d7g2q9gj95ltacpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qwqctd7'>nevent1q…ctd7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> oooh where did you see these? 2026-03-24T01:09:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzhnncwx0cquqdtzeea6lc7kvsvseal5qtr2nnac4sq9zju8d33czyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zv5v04h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9lyqtgfmmjlk7f38re34uft8eeyf02er62klx7h9g0dtvyr9wgyqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qs3fult'>nevent1q…fult</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> is it still Lawsian or does it have other primary writers now? 2026-03-03T09:49:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9luj2r9m0tpge48a34w6grv6zgfq8kztcx0hpj399wvkujjm9vhgzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5z0gf4ru It’s not ideal that I get mixed up between Alan Ginsberg and Alan Greenspan. 2026-02-23T11:31:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8j0pr6l83z35898jcwndwtndh4tk6yrngm09nm233yumuqdfq9jczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zz45f97 Five authors I’ve read at least five books by:<br/><br/>Douglas Adams<br/>Margaret Atwood <br/>Margaret Weis<br/>Alan Moore<br/>James Herbert<br/><br/>How about you? 2026-02-22T20:36:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgfqy8e85w9mcq0q3feuqpw96099jgcvahw54paqzc4me8ankvnfqzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5znhnu7v The college where my partner works have rebranded the library as the ‘digital learning quarter’. 🤢 2026-02-22T15:05:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs26nfmy5y7m40ngxxsc6ualkgeuarur9g0frrg8jxuugyykl264pczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zustfa6 Douglas Adams talked about the ‘shoe event horizon’, where a society becomes so depressed and degenerate that it is economically impossible to build anything but shoe shops.<br/><br/>These are the shops on our road. A tattoo parlour is surrounded by a barber (closed down), a barber (opening), a hair salon, a hair salon and a hair salon. Opposite this picture is a hair salons. The next block of shops has three hair salons, and there are two hair salons on the next street.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/116/109/945/700/226/364/original/33659597f3b4e1be.jpeg"> 2026-02-21T18:06:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsypjjsyef76sdkrp3jrgjcf5fp0vnlefrepn5a69qwtp8ux2m3qqgzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zvhc32g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfpe9qcjzz984m5xndj8zzfunr2znkvwq859hndh2pk97cg49lgpcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qghhnhw'>nevent1q…hnhw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> oh hm. Much as I am not liking Microsoft right now, I darent move from Windows as I play so many games. Maybe a steam box at some point though. 2026-01-16T14:46:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszf0yfqa2mu43zhvh4hzcvpkjp5cq4wu75g94yet0vpzczrvr3n5gzyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zh7qmx5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdv0dk9zd0759p7jkpp3a5e35jqy0f6esd45qhj93xx3tsfsn8sccpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qeuu2kt'>nevent1q…u2kt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqmv6wfywc433ttvq4dtxu66up7syy307g9kthmz367nwtv0gykp9sxuzqv6</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zqv6</span>)</a></span> oooh, Freedom Force though. Lovely game. 2026-01-16T14:42:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswem8prkm4dcwgy3ng2hc5hl2dnfk4fv5mtdgwdg6rdzek0rv04wczyqafa5ej6d8gpju9drsxre03fhyczjxdk7dxqgc387tl68vfzdy5zqn2fed My son just emailed me for GMing advice and as far as I’m concerned this is the whole point of being a parent. 2026-01-10T21:45:11Z