Nostr notes by Evvy :neofox_floof:

where do people host static websites these days something not run ...

2026-10-28T10:17:42Z

where do people host static websites these days

something not run by weirdos preferably

slaps the word "ethical" on my project, making it nice ...

2026-10-14T10:34:27Z

slaps the word "ethical" on my project, making it nice and unproblematic

what did the unicode consortium mean by this ...

2026-10-13T10:18:43Z

what did the unicode consortium mean by this

the dork criteria ...

2026-10-11T10:06:34Z

the dork criteria

when a website uses default-themed bootstrap 3 in 2016: slop in ...

2026-09-29T12:47:31Z

when a website uses default-themed bootstrap 3

in 2016: slop

in 2026: guaranteed not slop

diagnosis: anxiety disorder the fuck you mean disorder, my ...

2026-09-03T09:28:04Z

diagnosis: anxiety disorder

the fuck you mean disorder, my anxiety is working fine :neocat_floof:

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2026-08-29T11:26:18Z

fedi

how did you learn $thing autism :neocat_floof:

2026-08-18T17:52:06Z

how did you learn $thing

autism :neocat_floof:

splatoon has lore??? ...

2026-08-11T20:16:13Z

splatoon has lore???

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2026-06-06T09:17:00Z

ground beef is when the beef is at zero volts

why does the c programming language abbreviate the standard ...

2026-05-27T08:29:05Z

why does the c programming language abbreviate the standard library functions so much??

like what's the point of naming it sqrt, when you could have just named it squirt

"gender is what's in your pants" i already know my ...

2026-05-14T13:43:43Z

"gender is what's in your pants"

i already know my gender is ass, thank you very much

D in DRY stands for Do repeat yourself, R in DRY stands for ...

2026-05-13T12:19:34Z

D in DRY stands for Do repeat yourself, R in DRY stands for Repeat yourself, please, Y in DRY stands for You should repeat yourself now :ms_lightning:

few are aware of this, but this is the only computer not ...

2026-05-13T11:47:36Z

few are aware of this, but this is the only computer not backdoored by the nsa

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2026-04-30T06:54:48Z

:grinch_sad:

when somebody organizes a ddos attack against the entire internet ...

2026-04-28T10:35:05Z

when somebody organizes a ddos attack against the entire internet they commit a computer crime

unless this someone is a multibillion dollar corporation apparently

"store in a cool dark place" stores in the fridge ...

2026-04-24T13:02:24Z

"store in a cool dark place"

stores in the fridge

"no, not like that"

what you're referring to as wayland, is in fact, ...

2026-04-20T10:26:44Z

what you're referring to as wayland, is in fact, gnome/wayland, or as i've recently taken to calling it, gnome + wayland

this is the future liberals want ...

2026-04-14T10:36:56Z

this is the future liberals want

incredible; tell me more ...

2026-04-02T11:19:02Z

incredible; tell me more

growing up, a pc with 16 gb of ram was an unaffordable dream but ...

2026-04-02T10:21:23Z

growing up, a pc with 16 gb of ram was an unaffordable dream

but now, when i'm a fully grown adult, a pc with 16 gb of ram is an unaffordable dream

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2026-03-31T08:10:55Z

transgender day of being cool as fuck and all-around great

we need to replace open source with open source 2, which is ...

2026-03-30T08:46:15Z

we need to replace open source with open source 2, which is identical in all ways to open source except for the fact that it's gay and trans and anti-ai

the fog is coming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fog_computing

2026-03-27T17:00:30Z

the fog is coming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fog_computing

This is free and unencumbered gender released into the public ...

2026-03-22T08:27:03Z

This is free and unencumbered gender released into the public domain.

Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or distribute this gender, either in source code form or as a compiled non-binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any means.

a c++ programmer will either transition to c, or transition. and ...

2026-03-10T12:37:54Z

a c++ programmer will either transition to c, or transition. and start using rust

risk-aware consensual c programming ...

2026-03-01T10:51:15Z

risk-aware consensual c programming

there's a make-pot script in the gtk repo it doesn't make ...

2026-02-20T10:09:26Z

there's a make-pot script in the gtk repo

it doesn't make me a pot of nice warm stew

day ruined

uncommon lisp rare lisp epic lisp legendary lisp

2026-01-30T11:31:23Z

uncommon lisp
rare lisp
epic lisp
legendary lisp

@nprofile…y789 hm, i thought you had to reserve seats for ...

2026-01-14T12:44:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…86gg
_________________________

nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqy98u6vcmvnxz0vt0z6d37827zxwzt7zy3dxzxr60x9sd9awh62mq8yy789 (nprofile…y789) hm, i thought you had to reserve seats for cross-border trains, has that changed?

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2026-01-13T15:38:44Z

you should open source your game btw

gotta love how switching the user agent to chrome/windows fixes ...

2026-01-08T23:25:44Z

gotta love how switching the user agent to chrome/windows fixes the lag in google street view

man these updates are getting out of hand ...

2025-11-28T16:22:42Z

man these updates are getting out of hand

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2025-11-27T10:04:00Z

bought a pack of dishwasher capsules it says "family ...

2025-11-27T09:50:45Z

bought a pack of dishwasher capsules

it says "family pack" on it

why do they assume i'm not gonna eat them all by myself

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2025-11-04T22:08:24Z

doctor who? you mean british one piece?

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2025-10-04T22:15:29Z

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2025-06-09T08:59:07Z

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2025-06-04T08:54:38Z

💭 when was the last time you used a 1024x768 vga monitor

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2025-04-26T11:09:20Z

i love you vlc media player

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2025-04-22T22:25:26Z

chat do you think i'm unlikeable

asking an economist about what's going on with the stock ...

2025-04-07T11:16:01Z

asking an economist about what's going on with the stock market and getting "don't worry about it babe ❤️" in response

i need a new goal in life i wanna be a slut

2025-04-05T16:04:33Z

i need a new goal in life

i wanna be a slut

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2025-04-02T09:03:24Z

chat what should i do with my life :neocat:

ah yes ...

2025-03-31T20:37:52Z

ah yes

⚠️ Barack Obama has signed up on girldick.gay I'm just ...

2025-03-24T21:02:56Z

⚠️ Barack Obama has signed up on girldick.gay

I'm just creating an account here, in case this is the next big thing

said the former US president in a prepared statement

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2025-03-19T17:32:58Z

if your parents were on fedi i would flirt with them

german headlines calling to "be less strict about human ...

2025-03-17T10:37:14Z

german headlines calling to "be less strict about human rights" fill me with a degree of unease

i wonder why

my name is nicole, i'm 29 years old, and i'm :chipichipi: ...

2025-03-15T09:15:03Z

my name is nicole, i'm 29 years old, and i'm :chipichipi: :chipichipi: :chipichipi:

no way https://www.evvy.com

2025-03-13T21:06:26Z

no way https://www.evvy.com

weird how c++ folks still haven't figured out how to make the ...

2025-03-13T21:01:08Z

weird how c++ folks still haven't figured out how to make the language gay and trans

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2025-03-13T09:05:57Z

🖼

what if instead of kernel panic we had a panic attack, and ...

2025-03-12T12:24:05Z

what if instead of kernel panic we had a panic attack, and instead of hyperthreading we were hyperventilating

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2025-03-09T07:59:16Z

what i struggle to conceptualize is how so many americans ...

2025-03-03T10:25:40Z

what i struggle to conceptualize is how so many americans can't believe that their fascism can be homegrown, that it is the ultimate interest of capital. somehow it must always be 100% entirely russian chinese influence's fault, with no other factors involved whatsoever

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2025-03-02T10:53:09Z

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2025-02-27T08:57:27Z

hi, just a quick heads up for my followers i'm going to be ...

2025-02-25T17:32:33Z

hi, just a quick heads up for my followers

i'm going to be changing my display name on here to "Evvy :neofox_floof:", and my new profile picture is going to be this:

holy shit, javascript is leading in german elections?? ...

2025-02-23T17:24:49Z

holy shit, javascript is leading in german elections??

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2025-02-23T12:55:22Z

i don't want to be a housewife, i want to be a housecat

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2025-02-12T19:15:07Z

currently resisting the urge to complain

holy shit ...

2025-02-10T17:28:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…5l52
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holy shit https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/judge-asks-defendant-to-stop-calling-the-jury-chat/

cruel and unusual punishment (being forced to get out of a comfy ...

2025-02-08T14:28:51Z

cruel and unusual punishment (being forced to get out of a comfy bed

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2025-02-07T10:27:07Z

:neocat: <- i am a teapot

i need the award bios dude as a custom emoji ...

2025-01-31T14:29:30Z

i need the award bios dude as a custom emoji

this is how it feels to have anxiety ...

2025-01-30T16:47:39Z

this is how it feels to have anxiety

thinking about how i will be remembered hopefully not at all

2025-01-30T11:45:42Z

thinking about how i will be remembered

hopefully not at all

look, i'm just a stupid stinky immigrant from a land of ...

2025-01-29T18:09:59Z

look, i'm just a stupid stinky immigrant from a land of uneducated barbarians, my feeble mind cannot comprehend the glorious european ideas of democracy and universal human rights

but i'm starting to think that maybe it's not entirely my fault, especially when they consist of

turning refugees away at the border without any sort of hearing or redress
holding people in indefinite detention pending deportation that might never come
deporting people to countries whose leaders are accused by the ICC of committing crimes against humanity against their own population

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2025-01-28T00:30:02Z

causal sex implies the existence of random, coincidental sex

> solar energy enjoyer > looks directly at the sun > ...

2025-01-27T18:05:49Z

> solar energy enjoyer
> looks directly at the sun
> retina damage

as a child, did you spend way too much time thinking about the ...

2025-01-26T22:45:44Z

as a child, did you spend way too much time thinking about the oort cloud?

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2025-01-20T18:43:38Z

the soup zone

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2025-01-19T10:16:05Z

why hasn't eu united into one country are they stupid

🇳🇱 netherlands travel tip: don't forget to pack flint ...

2025-01-14T13:08:41Z

🇳🇱 netherlands travel tip:

don't forget to pack flint and steel to re-light your portal

:neofox: <- fop :neofox_pleading: <- fottom

2025-01-10T01:35:33Z

:neofox: <- fop

:neofox_pleading: <- fottom

i think this will be the future of keyboards ...

2025-01-09T00:39:47Z

i think this will be the future of keyboards

i have turned myself i am :spinny_neocat:

2025-01-05T20:15:33Z

i have turned myself

i am :spinny_neocat:

i'm actually proud of pretty much everything i did in 2024 ...

2025-01-01T00:11:18Z

i'm actually proud of pretty much everything i did in 2024

that's a first for sure :neocat_floof:

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2024-12-31T22:17:54Z

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2024-12-31T12:02:10Z

i haven't showered since last year

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2024-12-31T11:29:30Z

the left wants to kiss me for my opinions!!

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2024-12-31T11:17:30Z

alone? on new year's? hell yeah gaming time

falsehoods programmers believe about language, but it's just ...

2024-12-31T00:07:43Z

falsehoods programmers believe about language, but it's just the following two goddamn bullet points:

user's preferred language matches the official language of the country of their ip address
users speak exactly one language

because apparently people at fucking google aren't smart enough to figure this one out waaaaaah :neocat_scream:

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2024-12-30T11:51:53Z

:neocat: <- kitty kitty mrrp nya

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2024-12-28T22:29:38Z

sex: educational edition

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2024-12-27T16:07:44Z

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2024-12-26T16:00:34Z

terrified and also lacking in hugs

i slept for 12 hours today and i still don't have the energy ...

2024-12-20T12:27:28Z

i slept for 12 hours today and i still don't have the energy for shit

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2024-12-20T12:27:03Z

meow :neocat_scream:

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2024-12-20T11:38:33Z

language that doesn't have pronouns except chat

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2024-12-20T10:46:50Z

little known fact: in germany there's no federal speed limit ...

2024-12-16T18:54:47Z

little known fact: in germany there's no federal speed limit for minecarts

can you believe it guys? knee surgery, just a day away. knee ...

2024-12-16T10:33:00Z

can you believe it guys? knee surgery, just a day away. knee surgery is in a day! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. knee surgery! just a day away, oh wow. can you believe it? knee surgery! just in a day! it got here so fast! knee surgery! just a day away!

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2024-12-15T16:57:45Z

why isn't the uk in the eu? are they stupid?

last christmas i gave you my :neocat_heart: but the very next day ...

2024-12-15T15:22:54Z

last christmas i gave you my :neocat_heart:

but the very next day you :neocat_floof_explode: it away

go ahead, draw a circle in gimp

2024-12-15T11:56:31Z

go ahead,

draw a circle in gimp

little known fact: i actually quit twitter for fedi because ...

2024-12-12T18:53:08Z

little known fact: i actually quit twitter for fedi because twitter didn't have enough toxic drama for my taste

when you're arguing with someone and they hit you with this ...

2024-12-12T15:11:59Z

when you're arguing with someone and they hit you with this image

youtube recommending a video from a random channel with uhh ...

2024-12-12T13:46:33Z

youtube recommending a video from a random channel with uhh suspicious vibes

open the channel, the latest video is "responding to the allegations"

every time :neocat_woozy:

"just be yourself" mfs when i shapeshift into my fox ...

2024-12-11T20:07:40Z

"just be yourself" mfs when i shapeshift into my fox demon form: