Nostr notes by Lich 💔

the only mech besides the Timberwolf that I loved using in my ...

2026-10-14T23:11:45Z

the only mech besides the Timberwolf that I loved using in my wolf’s dragoons forces because it’s won me so many batchalls and closed so many games for me.

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2026-09-18T00:55:46Z

Michael Jackson’s moonwalker was a good game.

Kiwifarms cracks me up because they’ll start a thread on a ...

2026-09-16T03:31:06Z

Kiwifarms cracks me up because they’ll start a thread on a youtuber that’s a lolcow and then you’ll get people jumping in to try to deny that they’re a cow and to move their threads to multimedia while fighting for their lives to convince everyone else that the person doesn’t deserve a thread.

Rizzing up a tranny ...

2026-09-05T10:21:31Z

Rizzing up a tranny

I’m on dialysis fam

2026-08-18T04:10:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…5p29
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I’m on dialysis fam

I haven’t peed in a month.

2026-08-18T04:08:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…v3gs
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I haven’t peed in a month.

I grow tired of everything and wish to grimace.

2026-08-18T04:04:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…f9je
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I grow tired of everything and wish to grimace.

no, this is fine.

2026-08-18T04:03:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…wuk2
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no, this is fine.

that face is how I constantly feel.

2026-08-18T04:03:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…yvw7
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that face is how I constantly feel.

The classic :keekifrown:

2026-08-18T04:01:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…ac8x
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The classic :keekifrown:

“she’s a 10/10 but she says ‘let me hawk tuah dookie on ...

2026-08-18T03:24:45Z

“she’s a 10/10 but she says ‘let me hawk tuah dookie on that thing’ before i vomit on her.”

allegedly she’s had sex with fans aged 19-20 and she’s a ...

2026-08-16T17:19:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…cf7d
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allegedly she’s had sex with fans aged 19-20 and she’s a Zionist.

Now we play the waiting game. ...

2026-08-16T16:58:35Z

Now we play the waiting game.

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2026-08-03T16:57:43Z

so this is where they’re all coming from. ...

2026-07-31T17:29:03Z

so this is where they’re all coming from.

They do this to me every day. ...

2026-07-27T03:02:15Z

They do this to me every day.

I’m glad RAM is so expensive because people want to make videos ...

2026-07-26T17:21:24Z

I’m glad RAM is so expensive because people want to make videos of spongebob shitting gold.

I’m tired of nigerians too, get rid of YouTube shorts too.

2026-07-26T05:36:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…trgf
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I’m tired of nigerians too, get rid of YouTube shorts too.

get rid of facebook for web too.

2026-07-26T05:34:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…wr4x
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get rid of facebook for web too.

I don’t like the ghetto internet so I can accept it being ...

2026-07-26T05:32:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…9trf
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I don’t like the ghetto internet so I can accept it being exterminated.

I liked when he’d make fun of ghetto internet people.

2026-07-26T05:30:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…q5js
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I liked when he’d make fun of ghetto internet people.

I miss tosh.0

2026-07-26T05:28:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…9ayz
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I miss tosh.0

he speaks the truth about food critics. ...

2026-07-26T05:25:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…89ks
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he speaks the truth about food critics.
https://youtu.be/1LuUvpQ3aGM

reviewbrah went on tosh.0 and revealed he’s a vampire.

2026-07-26T05:23:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…trdm
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reviewbrah went on tosh.0 and revealed he’s a vampire.

When I get a little sugar in me ...

2026-07-26T02:31:24Z

When I get a little sugar in me

Hit them with the belly drum + drain punch while holding a shell ...

2026-07-26T02:30:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…nt28
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Hit them with the belly drum + drain punch while holding a shell bell.

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2026-07-21T19:34:28Z

lmao

I love this forced meme. ...

2026-07-19T03:06:25Z

I love this forced meme.

apparently a lot of guys want to have sex with their wives ...

2026-07-18T07:33:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…agyc
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apparently a lot of guys want to have sex with their wives immediately after giving birth.

I was on PP once and overheard a guy trying to get his wife who ...

2026-07-18T07:20:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…vu92
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I was on PP once and overheard a guy trying to get his wife who just gave birth 16 hours ago to have sex with him. He hit her with the “oh, I guess your asshole had a baby too, huh?”

I mean that’s true, but she’s also traumatized from having a ...

2026-07-18T06:47:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…vx8e
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I mean that’s true, but she’s also traumatized from having a cesarean.

How my wife looks at me when I ask her if she wants to go for kid ...

2026-07-18T06:35:09Z

How my wife looks at me when I ask her if she wants to go for kid number 3.

gonna need as many boxes of straws and 6-pack can holder rings as ...

2026-07-09T22:45:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…0hyv
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gonna need as many boxes of straws and 6-pack can holder rings as I can get for this guy.

the furry communist contingent has always been a part of twitter.

2026-07-09T22:42:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…gryg
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the furry communist contingent has always been a part of twitter.

Gravedance then beg ...

2026-07-09T15:43:39Z

Gravedance then beg

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2026-07-09T04:18:44Z

💅🏻 we listen and we don’t judge. ...

2026-07-07T03:27:39Z

💅🏻 we listen and we don’t judge.

It’s funny seeing twitter commies call Japan cucked for this.

2026-07-04T17:32:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…49dq
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It’s funny seeing twitter commies call Japan cucked for this.

I think if you wear this in public then I should be legally ...

2026-07-03T18:14:57Z

I think if you wear this in public then I should be legally allowed to kill you. this is a result of years of irony poisoning and people making “epstein didn’t kill himself” memes on top of “diddyblud ahh” type jokes. it was a psyop to normalize pedophiles and make shit like parading around in a shirt with a kirkified image of an infamous CSAM producer seem acceptable.

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2026-06-26T03:13:09Z

I still don’t like how people fawn over the sororitas when you ...

2026-06-21T00:42:45Z

I still don’t like how people fawn over the sororitas when you can read their lore and see that they’re batshit crazy and will do things like put their fellow sisters or novitiates into penitent engines for a sin they wish they’d commit.

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2026-06-21T00:32:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…mcfa
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he feasts from the nigga jar ...

2026-06-16T20:35:19Z

he feasts from the nigga jar

I wish the UK didn't suck and like to be cucked because ...

2026-06-13T04:42:24Z

I wish the UK didn't suck and like to be cucked because I'm fond of the electronica that came out from 1994-2001.

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2026-06-12T02:04:51Z

I like fable 2, but I wouldn't call it new.

2026-06-08T01:24:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…550l
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I like fable 2, but I wouldn't call it new.

I love how assmad this makes paltroons. ...

2026-06-06T23:52:34Z

I love how assmad this makes paltroons.

The problem is a lot of the medications they’d prescribe are up ...

2026-05-26T16:57:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…zldh
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The problem is a lot of the medications they’d prescribe are up there on the high alert list. I’d definitely see what they can do for you.

you might need something like dilantin to calm your nerves.

2026-05-26T16:31:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…454t
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you might need something like dilantin to calm your nerves.

This is what twitter is like. ...

2026-05-24T18:50:24Z

This is what twitter is like.

is it gay to go back in time, make your enemies troon out and ...

2026-05-03T22:05:38Z

is it gay to go back in time, make your enemies troon out and then fuck them?

This place I do my therapy at fired the nurse that would play ...

2026-05-03T10:53:35Z

This place I do my therapy at fired the nurse that would play country music and replaced her with this dude that listens to millennial music and has funko pops on his desk.

Leftoids and groypers were clowning his jew physiognomy, but the ...

2026-05-01T20:34:22Z

Leftoids and groypers were clowning his jew physiognomy, but the walmarts remain not firebombed.

>doing handoff report with nurse from prior shift >get to ...

2026-04-29T04:01:38Z

>doing handoff report with nurse from prior shift
>get to patient that was brought in walking the streets barefoot
>female, 43, homeless, diagnosed with schizophrenia by doctor
>necrotic arterial ulcers on feet
>yeast infection that's progressed into the bladder and causing UTI
>he opens the door for me to assess her
>hit with the foulest funk I've ever smelt
>2 weeks later
>room still has trace of the smell
>mfw

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2026-04-14T01:44:55Z

you can walk into a room and smell whether or not a patient has ...

2026-04-13T02:56:40Z

you can walk into a room and smell whether or not a patient has gastroenteritis, C. diff or pseudomonas.

this is who’s calling you kitten on discord btw. ...

2026-04-12T22:45:06Z

this is who’s calling you kitten on discord btw.

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2026-04-12T03:41:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…jvfd
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me and all of my theraphosidae all vote for this.

2026-04-11T03:46:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…dt5u
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me and all of my theraphosidae all vote for this.

I’m tired of shitlennials doing these reboot sequel new seasons ...

2026-04-11T03:40:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…n575
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I’m tired of shitlennials doing these reboot sequel new seasons and turning them into lectures. They did that with king of the hill and they’ve done it again.

I think twitter is right, they need to find and kill this man. ...

2026-03-17T05:36:49Z

I think twitter is right, they need to find and kill this man.

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2026-02-26T01:57:51Z

Maximum chingchong ...

2026-02-22T02:46:53Z

Maximum chingchong

>people who make a living just outrage farming and reposting ...

2026-02-22T02:07:52Z

>people who make a living just outrage farming and reposting content think they're in a position to make fun of others for their careers

when she says she'll suck me ...

2026-02-17T02:46:15Z

when she says she'll suck me

They should’ve just took him too.

2026-01-26T21:37:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…tzcw
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They should’ve just took him too.

The man who went to Mexico to save his daughter after the cartel ...

2026-01-26T19:03:41Z

The man who went to Mexico to save his daughter after the cartel kidnapped her for sex trafficking is now defending said sex traffickers.

I hit that nigga with a 🫃 and he was raped.

2026-01-18T02:57:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…d9st
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I hit that nigga with a 🫃 and he was raped.

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2026-01-15T03:07:42Z

Whatever happened to marine? She just sort of left and never came ...

2026-01-12T21:24:15Z

Whatever happened to marine? She just sort of left and never came back.

I love that sign guy’s videos. ...

2026-01-09T23:01:41Z

I love that sign guy’s videos.

I can’t drive ...

2026-01-08T01:31:55Z

I can’t drive

Always knew Obama and Jeffrey Epstein were buddies. ...

2025-12-27T18:27:13Z

Always knew Obama and Jeffrey Epstein were buddies.

Don’t forget the plethora of women in their 40s complaining ...

2025-12-10T08:31:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…9eac
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Don’t forget the plethora of women in their 40s complaining about what younger men are doing.

kiwitroons pretending to like that peanut vtuber is funnier than ...

2025-12-10T05:21:14Z

kiwitroons pretending to like that peanut vtuber is funnier than any vtroon on twitter that’s seething over him.

I miss when twitter was like this. ...

2025-12-07T05:15:58Z

I miss when twitter was like this.

it’ll be a short reign.

2025-11-23T06:26:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…2tqf
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it’ll be a short reign.

Manlet uprising ...

2025-11-23T06:24:21Z

Manlet uprising

“if you see a single mother shoplifting food for her kids, no ...

2025-11-01T03:44:01Z

“if you see a single mother shoplifting food for her kids, no you didn’t“

me writing a police report after turning her in:

"who's that faggot with the tuba?" "that's ...

2025-10-26T03:23:32Z

"who's that faggot with the tuba?"
"that's you dad"
"aw shit"

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2025-10-26T03:18:37Z

I'm gonna binge tourette's guy when I get home.

fat balding millennials who can’t let go of nostalgia and ...

2025-10-21T05:01:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…dsw0
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fat balding millennials who can’t let go of nostalgia and resist the fear of missing out. luckily most of them are genetic dead ends and facing a midlife crisis.

They bring their kids along to prevent getting beat up lmao. ...

2025-10-21T04:58:28Z

They bring their kids along to prevent getting beat up lmao.

Building your entire operation on the back of one small server ...

2025-10-21T01:06:14Z

Building your entire operation on the back of one small server room in Virginia and expecting it to never have problems is the same vein of thinking that brought us vibe coding.

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2025-10-17T21:26:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…5y52
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Why would I be afraid? I want them to pull up, beat you queers up ...

2025-10-17T21:15:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…7rdl
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Why would I be afraid? I want them to pull up, beat you queers up and throw you into the back of a van.

yesterday we had a code white and it was a giant black dude ...

2025-10-12T22:31:16Z

yesterday we had a code white and it was a giant black dude having a psychotic episode and beating up orderlies.

Kill Trannies. Behead Trannies. Roundhouse kick a Troon into the ...

2025-10-09T06:22:07Z

Kill Trannies. Behead Trannies. Roundhouse kick a Troon into the concrete. Slam dunk a Troon groomer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Troons. Defecate in a Tranny's food. Stir fry Trannies in a wok.
Launch Trannies into the sun. Toss Trannies into active volcanoes.
Twist Trannies heads off. Feed Trannies to piranhas. Curbstomp Trannies. Judo throw Trannies into a wood chipper. Karate chop Trannies in half. Pee in a trans ("'''person'''''s gas tank. Crush Trannies in a trash compactor. Trap Trannies in quicksand. Liquefy Trannies in a vat of acid. Break a Tranny's bones with a Sledgehammer. Eat the entrails of Trannies. Dissect Trannies.
Exterminate Trannies in the gas chamber. Stomp Trannies skulls into dust with steel toed boots. Cremate Trannies in the oven.
Lobotomize Trannies. Mandatory guillotine beheading for Trannies.
Grind a Tranny's body parts in the garbage disposal. Drown Tranny derafters in goulash grease. Vaporize Trannies with a ray gun. Kick old TrannyJanny down the stairs. Feed Trannies to alligators. Slice Trannies into pieces with a katana. Strap Trannies to an artillery shell. Use Trannies as tank lubricant. Strangle a Tranny to experation. Draft a Troon so it could die on the front lines. Freeze Trannies into ice cubes. Throw Trannies into the sun. Human centipede degenerate Troons with copper wiring for energy. Report Trannies to the IRS. Report Trannies to police. Van Trannies. Drop a Tranny down a volcano. Defecate in a Tranny's nostrils. Give Trannies a permanent pink eye. Physically invert a Tranny. Point an

I was banned from /vp/ in the past for making this post. I will ...

2025-06-11T19:35:20Z

I was banned from /vp/ in the past for making this post. I will probably be banned again. I always like to remind these people.

The genie is out of the bottle, pretending nothing happened is ...

2025-05-26T04:38:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…48hz
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The genie is out of the bottle, pretending nothing happened is just being dishonest. I can’t say I’m shocked the compliant NPC crowd has gone back to milling about and keeping quiet. You can’t expect those people to ask dangerous questions.

I’m hoping this all doesn’t get memoryholed as we’ve gotten ...

2025-05-26T02:27:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…g7m7
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I’m hoping this all doesn’t get memoryholed as we’ve gotten halfway through the decade. There’s a lesson to be learned and taught that not only are corporations and the government not your friend, but they thrive off of such wickedness. I won’t forget that year’s fuckery.

Every major corporation also sanctioned this as well.

2025-05-26T01:58:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…53fe
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Every major corporation also sanctioned this as well.

It still baffles me that they’d bury Floyd in a gold casket and ...

2025-05-26T01:35:23Z

It still baffles me that they’d bury Floyd in a gold casket and made his funeral a big public event while I couldn’t even go to my uncle’s funeral because people were still afraid of a virus that only killed people with underlying medical conditions.

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2025-05-24T19:16:11Z

earthbound > modern RPGs.

I go in next week. I’m gonna see if I can just crash out all ...

2025-05-22T09:29:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…0yex
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I go in next week. I’m gonna see if I can just crash out all day the following week.

nonnative grass when you pee on it: dies tomato plants when I ...

2025-05-22T09:23:30Z

nonnative grass when you pee on it: *dies*

tomato plants when I pee on their roots:

“mah pussy mah pussy nah pussy mah pussy nah pussy mah pussy” ...

2025-05-15T08:55:04Z

“mah pussy mah pussy nah pussy mah pussy nah pussy mah pussy”

thanks fam, I go under in a couple of weeks.

2025-05-14T06:12:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…ewhh
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thanks fam, I go under in a couple of weeks.

I honestly don’t know if my hair has fallen out yet because I ...

2025-05-14T06:11:11Z

I honestly don’t know if my hair has fallen out yet because I just keep my head smooth shaved until I’m done.

That’s why you have to gaslight them into believing they have ...

2025-05-12T06:19:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…3xd7
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That’s why you have to gaslight them into believing they have competition.