Nostr notes by DRACULRRR :bc:

IMAGINE BEING BORN ONTO AN ABUNDANT WET GARDEN ROCK AND STILL ...

2026-10-29T06:04:12Z

IMAGINE BEING BORN ONTO AN ABUNDANT WET GARDEN ROCK AND STILL MAKING PEOPLE SLEEP ON THE SIDEWALK.

ANOTHER, BIGGER MACHINE THAT LAUNCHES TERFS INTO THE UNFORGIVING ...

2026-10-19T04:26:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…8rfh
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ANOTHER, BIGGER MACHINE THAT LAUNCHES TERFS INTO THE UNFORGIVING SUN. #ASTROTERFER

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2026-10-19T04:24:43Z

A MACHINE THAT MULCHES TERFS FOR FERTILIZER PURPOSES.

FOLLOWING ME APPROXIMATES THE EXPERIENCE OF DOING EXPIRED SOVIET ...

2026-10-19T02:04:34Z

FOLLOWING ME APPROXIMATES THE EXPERIENCE OF DOING EXPIRED SOVIET COMBAT HALLUCINOGENS.

I'M ALLOWED TO KILL YOU IF YOU BUY ONE OF THOSE FLYING ...

2026-10-17T16:11:39Z

I'M ALLOWED TO KILL YOU IF YOU BUY ONE OF THOSE FLYING TESLAS.

WE DO SPACE TRAVEL THE SAME WAY THEY DO IN EVENT HORIZON BUT WE ...

2026-10-14T22:37:36Z

WE DO SPACE TRAVEL THE SAME WAY THEY DO IN EVENT HORIZON BUT WE LIKE THE HELL PART.

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2026-10-09T04:35:32Z

FUCKING UP PAINTING THE BOTTOM OF A POOL, BUT WITH EVERYTHING.

E.T. LOOKS LIKE A RACIST CARICATURE OF A SPECIES YOU HAVEN'T ...

2026-10-07T04:21:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…rzhm
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E.T. LOOKS LIKE A RACIST CARICATURE OF A SPECIES YOU HAVEN'T DISCOVERED YET.

IF ET SHOWED UP IN MY YARD, I WOULD HAMMER THROW HIM INTO THE ...

2026-10-06T23:44:50Z

IF ET SHOWED UP IN MY YARD, I WOULD HAMMER THROW HIM INTO THE MIDDLE DISTANCE. GROSS LITTLE DUDE.

BEING A HATER COSTS NOTHING. WHICH, IN HINDSIGHT, WAS A BIG ...

2026-10-05T02:46:15Z

BEING A HATER COSTS NOTHING. WHICH, IN HINDSIGHT, WAS A BIG MISTAKE BY THE HATER COMMUNITY.

A LESSON OF TRUMP, OR COVID, OR MAMDANI, OR EVEN ME IS THAT THERE ...

2026-10-03T03:57:36Z

A LESSON OF TRUMP, OR COVID, OR MAMDANI, OR EVEN ME IS THAT THERE ARE TREMENDOUS ADVANTAGES TO BEING SOMETHING THAT THE SYSTEM CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

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2026-09-27T02:56:12Z

EVERY DAY IS AN ADVENTURE WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID.

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2026-09-26T16:39:36Z

BE TOO WEIRD FOR A.I. TO REPLACE.

DID YOU SHITLORDS THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE ...

2026-09-24T21:02:24Z

DID YOU SHITLORDS THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HELVETICA AND ARIAL?!

WHO DID THIS? I WANT NAMES!!

IF YOU ASK ME WHERE YOUR APOLOGY IS FOR THE COVID LOCKDOWN, ...

2026-09-21T05:09:37Z

IF YOU ASK ME WHERE YOUR APOLOGY IS FOR THE COVID LOCKDOWN, I'LL TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF UNTIL SOMETHING RIPS.

BREAKING GROUND ON MY NEW AND IMPROVED GIANT DEATH RAY. I'M ...

2026-09-20T22:05:25Z

BREAKING GROUND ON MY NEW AND IMPROVED GIANT DEATH RAY. I'M NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF A BIG FUCKING HOLE.

"IF WE PUSH ENOUGH TURDS THROUGH THE INTERNET'S MOST ...

2026-09-19T05:39:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…44rf
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"IF WE PUSH ENOUGH TURDS THROUGH THE INTERNET'S MOST POLYP-ENCRUSTED COLON, WE CAN PRODUCE A VENGEFUL ELECTRIC GOD OF PURE REASON."

THE PHRASE "GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT" IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH ...

2026-09-19T05:36:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…syyt
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THE PHRASE "GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT" IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO BEAR THIS BURDEN.

WILL TRANSCENDENT SUPERINTELLIGENCE EMERGE FROM AN INFINITELY ...

2026-09-19T05:32:53Z

WILL TRANSCENDENT SUPERINTELLIGENCE EMERGE FROM AN INFINITELY RECURSIVE DIET OF REDDIT THREADS? THE SHITTIEST PEOPLE IN EXISTENCE WANT TO FIND OUT.

THE TIME HAS COME TO FIND THE FATTEST BEAR: ...

2026-09-19T01:28:15Z

THE TIME HAS COME TO FIND THE FATTEST BEAR:

https://www.popsci.com/environment/fat-bear-week-2026-begins-september-22/

(IT'S NOT ME. I'M LEAN AND MUSCULAR.)

YOU GOT THAT DOG IN YOU? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB AT THE FBI?

2026-09-17T23:25:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…843p
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YOU GOT THAT DOG IN YOU? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB AT THE FBI?

I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID KASH PATEL WAS ...

2026-09-17T23:19:17Z

I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID KASH PATEL WAS "POUNDING WILD TURKEY ALL NIGHT." NOW, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

GULAGS ARE BAD, SURE, WHATEVER, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE THEM AND I ...

2026-09-08T04:36:33Z

GULAGS ARE BAD, SURE, WHATEVER, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE THEM AND I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF DECIDING WHO GETS SENT TO THEM.

TWO CAN BRACE NOMINATIVE NIHILISM, MR. PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED ...

2026-09-03T00:30:43Z

TWO CAN BRACE NOMINATIVE NIHILISM, MR. PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF SUCKING MY BALLS.

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE METAL VOCALIST IS SAYING. ...

2026-08-25T02:24:17Z

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE METAL VOCALIST IS SAYING. THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS.

A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE YELLOW GUYS SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND I ...

2026-08-17T04:33:11Z

A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE YELLOW GUYS SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT TODAY.

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2026-08-13T15:32:21Z

MY FAVORITE PART OF GOLF IS WHEN SOMETHING DIES.

STICKY NOTE ON MY LAPTOP THAT JUST SAYS "FUCK SHIT UP." ...

2026-08-11T00:30:09Z

STICKY NOTE ON MY LAPTOP THAT JUST SAYS "FUCK SHIT UP."

SO BE IT.

AND I WANT MY CAMERAS! ...

2026-08-10T04:08:14Z

AND I WANT MY CAMERAS!

HORROR MOVIE IDEA ABOUT GREAT CHEFS GETTING HUNTED BY THE ...

2026-08-06T21:59:19Z

HORROR MOVIE IDEA ABOUT GREAT CHEFS GETTING HUNTED BY THE MICHELIN MAN.

WHAT IS AURA FARMING? EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M AFRAID OF THE ...

2026-07-21T02:40:45Z

WHAT IS AURA FARMING? EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M AFRAID OF THE YOUNG.

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2026-07-15T03:37:41Z

ALL-PURPOSE-POLITICIAN-DEATH-REACT.GIF

FIRST LINDSEY GRAHAM IS DEAD. THEN MITCH MCCONNELL IS ALIVE. THIS ...

2026-07-13T00:26:31Z

FIRST LINDSEY GRAHAM IS DEAD. THEN MITCH MCCONNELL IS ALIVE. THIS DAY HAS BEEN AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER.

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2026-07-12T13:25:29Z

RULE OF THREES STARTS NOW. REST IN PISS, LINDSEY.

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2026-07-11T14:31:20Z

DRY-AGING MITCH MCCONNELL CAN'T BE WORTH THE EFFORT.

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2026-07-08T19:04:48Z

MAN CAVE BUT IT'S JUST A PIT I PUSH YOU INTO.

STOP TEASING ME AND SHOW ME MITCH MCCONNELL'S DEAD, SHITTY ...

2026-07-01T03:34:19Z

STOP TEASING ME AND SHOW ME MITCH MCCONNELL'S DEAD, SHITTY BODY. I DEMAND CLOSURE.

[UNCONFIRMED RUMORS ARE THAT HE BOUGHT THE FARM AND IS CURRENTLY EATING SOFT SHIT IN HELL]

I WENT TO THE GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR TO GET A SNACK AND ...

2026-06-30T03:43:03Z

I WENT TO THE GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR TO GET A SNACK AND EVERYONE WAS EITHER JACKING OFF, WRITING A THINK PIECE FOR A LEGACY MEDIA ORGANIZATION, OR GETTING PAID TO BE THERE.

I NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELF BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A ...

2026-06-29T02:11:49Z

I NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELF BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A ROCKET LAUNCHER.

I HEARD POPEHAT GOT BANNED FROM BLUESKY. WE SHOULD WELCOME HIM TO ...

2026-06-23T20:10:03Z

I HEARD POPEHAT GOT BANNED FROM BLUESKY. WE SHOULD WELCOME HIM TO THE FEDIVERSE.

EVERY YEAR ON FATHER'S DAY, I GET TOASTED AND OFFER MYSELF UP ...

2026-06-21T17:19:09Z

EVERY YEAR ON FATHER'S DAY, I GET TOASTED AND OFFER MYSELF UP AS THE WHOLESOME, LOVING FATHER FIGURE YOU ALWAYS DESERVED BUT MAY NOT HAVE HAD. I'M HERE FOR YOU TODAY. I'M PROUD OF YOU. I LOVE YOU.

IF YOU ACT LIKE AN INFLUENCER IN PUBLIC, IT'S OK TO HUNT YOU ...

2026-06-14T23:17:11Z

IF YOU ACT LIKE AN INFLUENCER IN PUBLIC, IT'S OK TO HUNT YOU FOR SPORT. I MAKE THE RULES.

I THINK EVERY TRILLIONAIRE SHOULD BE THROWN INTO A VOLCANO TO ...

2026-06-13T01:13:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…eg6e
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I THINK EVERY TRILLIONAIRE SHOULD BE THROWN INTO A VOLCANO TO PROPITIATE THE LAVA GOD.

IT'S TRILLIONAIRE SEASON UP IN THIS BITCH! WHERE'S MY ...

2026-06-13T01:07:41Z

IT'S TRILLIONAIRE SEASON UP IN THIS BITCH! WHERE'S MY ORANGE VEST?

I STRUGGLE TO DEFINE WHAT "FAT GUY METAL" IS AS A GENRE, ...

2026-06-06T23:34:16Z

I STRUGGLE TO DEFINE WHAT "FAT GUY METAL" IS AS A GENRE, BUT I KNOW IT EXISTS AND I NEED TO LISTEN TO IT TODAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT LINUX IS AND, AT THIS POINT, I'M TOO ...

2026-06-06T03:15:24Z

I DON'T KNOW WHAT LINUX IS AND, AT THIS POINT, I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK.

THE ONLY POSSIBLE GOOD THAT COULD COME FROM INJECTING STAN ...

2026-06-04T20:44:44Z

THE ONLY POSSIBLE GOOD THAT COULD COME FROM INJECTING STAN LEE'S VIRTUALLY HALLICINATED CORPSE INTO MARVEL FILMS WOULD BE IF ALL HE DOES IS SCREAM "PLEASE THIS IS WORSE THAN HELL LET ME DIE AND BE DEAD!"

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2026-06-02T19:23:30Z

LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE RIGHT MONTH TO START THROWING BRICKS.

MY PITCH FOR A GUEST PROTEIN TALK SHOW DID NOT WORK OUT. THEY ...

2026-05-24T22:35:20Z

MY PITCH FOR A GUEST PROTEIN TALK SHOW DID NOT WORK OUT. THEY SAID IT WAS TOO "OH GOD HE'S EATING TERRY!"

SOMETIMES I MISS GOING DOWN TO THE GREENHOUSE AND SHOPPING FOR ...

2026-05-19T07:19:50Z

SOMETIMES I MISS GOING DOWN TO THE GREENHOUSE AND SHOPPING FOR FLOWERS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WITHOUT THE PRESSURE TO JUMP OUT OF THE BUSHES AND DEVOUR STRANGERS.

Ooc: it is really hard to adequately express how much the damage ...

2026-05-13T04:41:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…ptqd
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Ooc: it is really hard to adequately express how much the damage to the global food supply is already baked. The last few months of fertilizer not happening is gonna wreak global havoc.

FOOD'S GONNA GET REAL EXPENSIVE IN THE NEXT YEAR. BUT ...

2026-05-13T04:35:11Z

FOOD'S GONNA GET REAL EXPENSIVE IN THE NEXT YEAR. BUT DON'T EAT PEOPLE. THOSE ARE MINE.

BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED, THEY SAY HE'S IN CRITICAL BUT ...

2026-05-04T02:12:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…0pmj
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BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED, THEY SAY HE'S IN CRITICAL BUT STABLE CONDITION.

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2026-05-04T02:11:10Z

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE OF GIULIANI'S DEATH.

SEEING ALEX JONES LOSE HIS MIND OVER TIM HEIDECKER IS ...

2026-04-24T23:04:48Z

SEEING ALEX JONES LOSE HIS MIND OVER TIM HEIDECKER IS REPLENISHING MY STRATEGIC DOPAMINE RESERVES.

NO, GOOGLE, I DO NOT WANT YOUR A.I. SUMMARY. I WANT YOUR A.I. ...

2026-04-21T20:25:34Z

NO, GOOGLE, I DO NOT WANT YOUR A.I. SUMMARY. I WANT YOUR A.I. ENGINEERS TO FALL INTO A PIT AND FIGHT A GIANT WORM FOR MY AMUSEMENT (AND THE WORM'S NOURISHMENT AND ENRICHMENT).

I, FOR ONE, WANT TO BE PART OF THIS INESCAPABLE GRAVITY WELL OF ...

2026-04-20T20:12:26Z

I, FOR ONE, WANT TO BE PART OF THIS INESCAPABLE GRAVITY WELL OF IMMISERATION:

https://theonion.com/at-long-last-infowars-is-ours/

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2026-04-17T03:39:39Z

HAPPY KENNEDY RACCOON PENIS DESECRATION WEEK. STAY HYDRATED.

I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME VERBALLY ABUSING PEOPLE UNTIL THEY SOLVE ...

2026-04-14T05:01:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…falc
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I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME VERBALLY ABUSING PEOPLE UNTIL THEY SOLVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I ACTUALLY AM MASTODON SUPPORT BUT I HATE MY JOB AND WILL NEVER ...

2026-04-14T04:29:06Z

I ACTUALLY AM MASTODON SUPPORT BUT I HATE MY JOB AND WILL NEVER ASK YOU FOR INFORMATION BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE IF I GET FIRED.

TAKING BETS ON THE CHIMP WAR. I'M GOING WITH SKINS OVER ...

2026-04-11T05:51:11Z

TAKING BETS ON THE CHIMP WAR. I'M GOING WITH SKINS OVER SHIRTS:

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/two-hundred-chimpanzees-are-embroiled-in-a-civil-war/

WHY NOT? ZOIDBERG LEAGUE: ...

2026-04-04T19:50:23Z

WHY NOT? ZOIDBERG LEAGUE:

I'VE SEEN JIM ADKINS. NO WAY THAT GUY IS EATING THE WORLD.

2026-04-04T19:44:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…2a2h
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I'VE SEEN JIM ADKINS. NO WAY THAT GUY IS EATING THE WORLD.

WORKING ON A "BLEED OMICRONIAN" REARRANGEMENT BUT THERE ...

2026-04-04T19:43:08Z

WORKING ON A "BLEED OMICRONIAN" REARRANGEMENT BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY SYLLABLES.

WAIT, TRUMP'S PLAN TO SEND DELTA FORCE TO IRAN TO BUILD A ...

2026-04-02T04:07:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…tznj
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WAIT, TRUMP'S PLAN TO SEND DELTA FORCE TO IRAN TO BUILD A RUNWAY, EXCAVATE ALL OF IRAN'S ENRICHED URANIUM, AND FLY IT OUT OF THE COUNTRY, ALL WHILE UNDER HEAVY FIRE, IS *NOT* AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE?!

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2026-04-02T04:04:51Z

NICE TRY, FUCKERS. I KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. OUTSIDE OF SPACE, NOBODY ...

2026-03-30T00:40:26Z

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. OUTSIDE OF SPACE, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU SCREAM. YOU JUST CAN'T WIN.

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2026-03-29T04:25:55Z

I AM NOT YELLING AT YOU. I'M YELLING WITH YOU.

FURTHER AGGRESSION AGAINST THE BEIGE PARTY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED: ...

2026-03-25T22:07:18Z

FURTHER AGGRESSION AGAINST THE BEIGE PARTY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED:

https://alaskapublic.org/news/anchorage/2026-03-24/anchorage-goes-beyond-the-beige-with-new-downtown-art-installation

ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT ...

2026-03-25T00:52:45Z

ASSEMBLING THE MOST HURTFUL THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ICE WITHOUT GETTING CHAIN BEATEN WITH NIGHT STICKS AND MAILED FREIGHT-RATE TO A GULAG IN EL SALVADOR.

MY FULL THOUGHTS ON CHUCK NORRIS'S DEATH: ...

2026-03-21T04:33:14Z

MY FULL THOUGHTS ON CHUCK NORRIS'S DEATH:

THERE ARE NO LIMITS, ONLY ZUUL. CREDIT TO @npub1wfn…ryx7

2026-03-13T23:54:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…wtaq
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THERE ARE NO LIMITS, ONLY ZUUL.

CREDIT TO Bionic Beth (npub1wfn…ryx7)

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2026-03-13T23:53:36Z

ASK SIGOURNEY WEAVER IF ZUUL IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

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2026-02-15T03:55:47Z

FIGHT WHAT YOU LOVE.

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HUMAN LOVE: ...

2026-02-14T19:08:15Z

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HUMAN LOVE:

YOU THINK ME LURKING IN A POND AND KILLING AND EATING JOGGERS IS ...

2026-02-12T21:17:23Z

YOU THINK ME LURKING IN A POND AND KILLING AND EATING JOGGERS IS BAD, BUT I PUT IT TO YOU: THE DOW IS OVER 50,000.

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2026-02-10T18:29:59Z

THERE IS NO HONOR WITHOUT ALT TEXT.

ISN'T IT WILD HOW EVERYTHING YOU EVER LEARN ABOUT ELON ...

2026-01-31T03:51:39Z

ISN'T IT WILD HOW EVERYTHING YOU EVER LEARN ABOUT ELON CONFIRMS THAT HE IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN THE GALAXY?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO "FUCK IT WE BALL" UNDER THESE ...

2026-01-26T06:03:23Z

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO "FUCK IT WE BALL" UNDER THESE CONDITIONS?

PAH. SOME KING. ANYTHING LESS THAN TOTAL OMICRONIAN CONTROL OF ...

2026-01-17T15:58:56Z

PAH. SOME KING. ANYTHING LESS THAN TOTAL OMICRONIAN CONTROL OF THE JUNGLE IS UNACCEPTABLE.

YOU CANADA GEESE THOUGHT YOU WERE RID OF ME. BUT I FOUND YOUR ...

2026-01-11T12:57:14Z

YOU CANADA GEESE THOUGHT YOU WERE RID OF ME. BUT I FOUND YOUR WINTERING GROUNDS, YOU FUCKIN DICKS.

NECK PILLOW MADE OUT OF A HUMAN LEG, MELATONIN SNIFTER, ...

2026-01-10T00:29:27Z

NECK PILLOW MADE OUT OF A HUMAN LEG, MELATONIN SNIFTER, OMICRONIAN PASSPORT, BAG OF FINGERS, GOOGLY EYE FACE MASK.

I'M READY FOR FLORIDA.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SCHUMER'S STERN LETTER ABOUT THIS. ...

2026-01-03T21:16:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…d725
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SCHUMER'S STERN LETTER ABOUT THIS. WHAT A FUCKING JERKOFF HE IS.

WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE, AND IT DOESN'T LEAD ...

2026-01-03T20:54:57Z

WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE, AND IT DOESN'T LEAD ANYPLACE GOOD:

Ooc: As 2025 slips away and we prepare to put the wrong date on ...

2025-12-31T05:57:05Z

Ooc:

As 2025 slips away and we prepare to put the wrong date on forms for the next few months, it feels like 2025 was exactly the year we expected it to be. America outlawed being brown [again]. Civil society collapsed and retreated at speed in the face of a bare electoral majority of shitheads. Round 2 has been every bit as bad as I think most of us rationally feared.

It's winter where most of us are. I've exhausted most of my reserves. My spoons are dirty and some of them got chewed up in the garbage disposal. One of my spoons is a pretty serviceable shank now. I'm tired, like most of you.

This year, I am resolving to make my world smaller. Less intensity. Fewer commitments. Breaks that don't involve airplanes. I resolve to "partially ass" unimportant things this year. I want more gentleness. Less work. Better boundaries. Peace. An answer to my prayer for a quiet soul. The courage to do simple things correctly and fall asleep unburdened by the day.

I am under no illusions that the genie will grant these wishes. But I can wish. I am wishing.

Happy 2025, you filthy animals.

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2025-12-23T18:54:30Z

TIME TO RENAME THE STREISAND EFFECT AFTER BARI WEISS.

IF I COULD RELIABLY TIME TRAVEL, I WOULD SAFEGUARD ART FROM ITS ...

2025-12-18T06:57:42Z

IF I COULD RELIABLY TIME TRAVEL, I WOULD SAFEGUARD ART FROM ITS CREATORS AND THEIR LOATHSOME IDEAS.
--J.K. ROWLING: CRACKED IN THE HEAD WITH A MARBLE EGG.
--MORRISSEY: TRAPPED IN A TESSERACT OUTSIDE OF SPACE AND TIME.
--MEL GIBSON: KILLED ON THE SET OF "SIGNS"

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I ONLY WANT A WAR PRIZE FOR XMAS: ...

2025-12-09T00:28:17Z

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I ONLY WANT A WAR PRIZE FOR XMAS:

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER: ...

2025-12-03T04:36:13Z

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER:

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2025-11-13T03:19:50Z

THE RULES OF SHUT THE FUCK UP CLUB ARE SELF EXPLANATORY.

I AGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAY SCHUMER DID NOTHING WRONG IN THAT ...

2025-11-10T21:16:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…9nmt
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I AGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAY SCHUMER DID NOTHING WRONG IN THAT HE DID NOTHING AND HE DID IT WRONG.

IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY WITH THESE PEOPLE: ...

2025-11-10T16:23:03Z

IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY WITH THESE PEOPLE:

Ooc: that's what jury nullification looks like, though.

2025-11-06T20:19:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…s923
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Ooc: that's what jury nullification looks like, though.

Ooc: the best part is that he was literally dead-to-rights guilty ...

2025-11-06T20:09:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…07hq
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Ooc: the best part is that he was literally dead-to-rights guilty of everything. They caught him on camera, he confessed. This was straight up jury nullification. And I love that for us as a people.

JURY ACQUITS THE SUBWAY HERO! I WILL EAT SOMEONE WITH TWO SLICES ...

2025-11-06T19:43:11Z

JURY ACQUITS THE SUBWAY HERO! I WILL EAT SOMEONE WITH TWO SLICES OF BREAD IN HIS HONOR.

I TRY TO TAKE 48 HOURS AWAY FROM THE INTERNET AND GOD HIMSELF ...

2025-11-05T05:54:28Z

I TRY TO TAKE 48 HOURS AWAY FROM THE INTERNET AND GOD HIMSELF SENDS DICK CHENEY TO HELL TO BRING ME BACK:

DOGSHIT ASS QUALITY OC: THE ANSWER IS "YES": ...

2025-11-05T03:19:58Z

DOGSHIT ASS QUALITY OC:

THE ANSWER IS "YES":

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT RULE BY IDIOTS AND SHITPOSTERS WORKS ON ...

2025-10-30T17:42:50Z

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT RULE BY IDIOTS AND SHITPOSTERS WORKS ON EARTH. I AM FULLY QUALIFIED TO LEAD YOU.

I'M GONNA EAT THOSE LOUVRE JEWELS.

2025-10-21T20:57:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…ptk3
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I'M GONNA EAT THOSE LOUVRE JEWELS.

THE HARDWARE STORE'S "TEST DRIVE THE CHAINSAW" ...

2025-10-21T20:48:39Z

THE HARDWARE STORE'S "TEST DRIVE THE CHAINSAW" PROMOTION TURNED INTO ME GETTING A FREE CHAINSAW.