Nostr notes by Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

"Just imagine what it will be like when the good guys drop ...

2026-10-27T22:31:38Z

"Just imagine what it will be like when the good guys drop all pretense and become REALLY good."

Ask yourself why you've never had that thought, and why you'll hear its opposite.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

The SubGenius is able to transcend time and space WHILE REMAINING ...

2026-10-26T15:26:12Z

The SubGenius is able to transcend time and space WHILE REMAINING within time and space! Through the power of SLACK.

If you have slack, you, in fact, have slack. No matter how "bad" things are, you have slack! You'll wear that same grin as J. R. "Bob" Dobbs in the face of all adversity.

And if you don't have slack, you'll complain and carp and moan and groan and blame and resent all the live-long day no matter how "good" things are.

YOUR CALL, FRIEND.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Information began as speech and gesture and drama. Then it was ...

2026-10-26T11:40:07Z

Information began as speech and gesture and drama. Then it was condensed into art, then into writing. Then it was condensed into scrolls, then books. Then it was condensed into film, radio, and television, records, cd, dvd, Blu-ray. Then it was condensed into computers, the internet, smart phones, social media. Then it was condensed into SI.

Earlier adoption of the condensed held advantage. GET DENSE when you JOIN… The Church of the SubGenius.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

Please enjoy "A Philosopher's Wail of Slackery" by ...

2026-10-25T09:05:28Z

Please enjoy "A Philosopher's Wail of Slackery" by Philo Psycho Slack (1918).

https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.39015080472627&seq=1

Today I saw something that was funny and also mean. It was really ...

2026-10-25T08:42:40Z

Today I saw something that was funny and also mean. It was really funny! And also really mean. You're just going to have to trust me about how funny and how mean it was.

I'm not going to apologize for how funny nor how mean it was, and part of how I'm able to do that is by not sharing it with you here.

But DANG... so funny! so mean!

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Rev. Onan Canobite, Dokstok 2, Arkansas. 11 BX (aka ...

2026-10-25T00:39:45Z

Rev. Onan Canobite, Dokstok 2, Arkansas. 11 BX (aka "1987").

It doesn’t have to be the case that some group is “behind” ...

2026-10-24T15:42:47Z

It doesn’t have to be the case that some group is “behind” a thing you dislike, if they exploit that thing then the end result is the same.

YOU can likewise be “behind” a thing you do like. Including yourself.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

JHVH-1 asked Ezekiel to eat a small book. If “Bob” suggests ...

2026-10-24T14:16:45Z

JHVH-1 asked Ezekiel to eat a small book. If “Bob” suggests that you carry a membership card for The Church of the SubGenius is that so strange?

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

This is the generation where an image that conveys "gaining ...

2026-10-24T12:40:00Z

This is the generation where an image that conveys "gaining knowledge about the entire universe" features people looking at a rectangle. Not, you know, the universe.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

How do YOU optimize for disappointment? Do you seek out ...

2026-10-24T11:40:25Z

How do YOU optimize for disappointment?

Do you seek out opportunities to rehearse and broadcast that skill?

Or do you see disappointment as something one can observe and move on from?

BOTH are ways to optimize for disappointment, and BOTH are available to you at any time.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

The mad scientists tried to harnes the power of resentium by ...

2026-10-24T02:52:05Z

The mad scientists tried to harnes the power of resentium by building it up to fantastic heights, but never got around to inventing the resentium-harvesting machinery. That's how we know they're mad, you see.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Devil Girl From Mars (1954) Trailer ...

2026-10-24T02:48:59Z

Devil Girl From Mars (1954) Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i3EtvSjx9A

See also

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AgenC Studios - Absolutely Right (2026) ...

2026-10-24T01:21:54Z

AgenC Studios - Absolutely Right (2026)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOFxUzRrKJU

Proof of Sales Magic! You can mail cash money to J. R. ...

2026-10-23T20:46:17Z

Proof of Sales Magic!

You can mail cash money to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and he will sell it back to you at a profit to him! Sometimes a 100% profit!

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

We can't have J. R. "Bob" Dobbs as the universal ...

2026-10-23T19:32:54Z

We can't have J. R. "Bob" Dobbs as the universal blame-target until he is simultaneously world overlord.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Transcendence is possible ONLY with membership in The Church of ...

2026-10-23T18:59:34Z

Transcendence is possible ONLY with membership in The Church of the SubGenius.

While the rest of the world is trapped in a world of matter, the SubGenius knows IT DON'T MATTER.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Vsauce - POV I’m Your Trip Sitter (2026) ...

2026-10-23T09:27:40Z

Vsauce - POV I’m Your Trip Sitter (2026)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YIrFd4uVwd4?ra=m

Computer, make every mistake. Don't skip any of them. :jrbd: ...

2026-10-22T21:25:55Z

Computer, make every mistake. Don't skip any of them.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

👁️ 🤫 :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com ...

2026-10-22T19:59:20Z

👁️ 🤫 :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Some songs are written by one person, while some songs are ...

2026-10-22T13:14:59Z

Some songs are written by one person, while some songs are written by more than one person. Some songs are written by more than one person at different times. Here's one written by Kohelet (circa 450-180 BC) and Pete Seeger (1954 AD).

The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn! (1965)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3xgcmIS3YU

SOI Generis: to be freely Sick Of It. :jrbd: ...

2026-10-22T12:51:05Z

SOI Generis: to be freely Sick Of It.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

What are the odds? Or maybe, WHO are the odds? Is it you? It is ...

2026-10-22T01:44:06Z

What are the odds? Or maybe, WHO are the odds? Is it you? It is us? That would make its own kind of sense, that there aren't many SubGenii and there never have been and likely never will be. Just a few is all nature can put up with. And only for a while.

Maybe making any kind of sense wasn't all that important, or being odd, or much of any of the thousand and one things. Maybe what matters was that you JOIN...

The Church of the SubGenius

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is not here to save you. He's here ...

2026-10-22T01:39:30Z

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is not here to save you. He's here to SELL you. Sell you to the X-ists from Planet X so that on X-Day (July 5th, 1998) you can leave this planet behind and travel to the stars.

GET USED to the idea that if there's any "saving" to be done it's on you, just you, and maybe not even you.

Spending your time in idle thoughts and regrets and moping and bitterness... if that's your salvation, good for you! Or try something else.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Do you know who my very favorite singer is? That's right, you ...

2026-10-22T00:38:08Z

Do you know who my very favorite singer is? That's right, you don't. And you never will. That singer is not mine, but "my favorite" is mine. Just mine. That's what "favorite" means. Overshare at your own risk.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

I once knew a guy and he once said "I wish someone would give ...

2026-10-21T22:36:27Z

I once knew a guy and he once said "I wish someone would give me bread." To bake some bread his friends were led and so that guy he got well fed.

The guy, he had a chance to learn that good things come and then they turn. But his chance to make bread he spurned. So his friends? They only earned a burn.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Any sufficiently advanced or retarded religion is ...

2026-10-21T21:20:25Z

Any sufficiently advanced or retarded religion is indistinguishable from The Church of the SubGenius.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

You can be glad for the times that you've had. Including the ...

2026-10-21T17:51:23Z

You can be glad for the times that you've had. Including the good, including the bad. For you can decide what those times were all "for." No need to sum up, no need to add more.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Via https://x.com/knightcore___/status/2110859429071778276 ...

2026-10-21T00:26:53Z

Via https://x.com/knightcore___/status/2110859429071778276

Rev. Onan Canobite performs the traditional "Saint of ...

2026-10-21T00:08:34Z

Rev. Onan Canobite performs the traditional "Saint of Sales" in an undisclosed location (it's Dobbstown).

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/117/475/986/525/423/351/original/b691e00c2a346ccb.mp3

Welcome to Dobbstown. :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com ...

2026-10-20T12:17:02Z

Welcome to Dobbstown.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

You can go see an orchestra, and you can enjoy seeing that ...

2026-10-20T11:37:22Z

You can go see an orchestra, and you can enjoy seeing that orchestra. You can hum a refrain from that orchestra, and you can enjoy humming a refrain from that orchestra. People may say "yeah, but only one of those is REAL enjoyment" but people may say any damn thing they please, may they not?

People who insist on emphasizing the REAL in REAL-IGION are missing the point entirely. If you want truth, that's fine, just leave religion (and poetry) off to the side.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Interviews about "Jason King," a TV character that was an ...

2026-10-20T03:04:19Z

Interviews about "Jason King," a TV character that was an influence on Mr. Six in "The Insivisibles" by Grant Morrison.

:cnsp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULsvBLoIljQ

Rev. Onan Canobite says “when in Rome…” :jrbd: ...

2026-10-20T00:20:39Z

Rev. Onan Canobite says “when in Rome…”

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

What's worth doing will often cost dear, but not everything ...

2026-10-19T21:09:51Z

What's worth doing will often cost dear, but not everything that costs dear is worth doing.

Somewhere between those two is the point where you JOIN... The Church of the SubGenius.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

The full-blooded fully adult miniature Yeti of Atlantis appearing ...

2026-10-19T02:26:51Z

The full-blooded fully adult miniature Yeti of Atlantis appearing in this time-camera photograph has one message for you.

GET SLACK.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

Capital Children's Choir - Untrust Us (2013) ...

2026-10-18T01:47:44Z

Capital Children's Choir - Untrust Us (2013)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7a2u9v0V0c

A flag doesn’t have any power in it. But if you can raise your ...

2026-10-17T11:13:41Z

A flag doesn’t have any power in it. But if you can raise your flag in the enemy’s camp, that shows power. Just so when you wear a Dobbshead in public, at work, in school, during your sentencing in court. Make sure to buy official Dobbshead religious apparel from authorized sources at The SubGenius Foundation.

:jrbd: https://www.cafepress.com/shop/subgen

SPK - Despair (1982) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yXy51pk-lw ...

2026-10-17T00:34:14Z

SPK - Despair (1982)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yXy51pk-lw

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ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅɪᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅɪᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ
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ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ
ᴛʜɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ
ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴀɪʀ

ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ꜱᴏ ᴛʜɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀᴘꜱᴇꜱ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡɪꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɴ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ꜱᴏ ꜰʀᴀɪʟ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴡᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ'ꜱ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴀʀ
ᴏɴ ʀᴏᴡꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏᴡꜱ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇꜱ
ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴜɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ

ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴀɪʀ

🎩 🎩 🎩 🎩 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ ...

2026-10-17T00:06:20Z

🎩 🎩 🎩 🎩
👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️

Austra - Utopia (2017) ...

2026-10-16T23:41:28Z

Austra - Utopia (2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rzmhbiKUo0

Philadelphia Museum of Art 2600 Benjamin Franklin Parkway ...

2026-10-16T23:36:54Z

Philadelphia Museum of Art
2600 Benjamin Franklin Parkway Philadelphia, PA 19130

Through January 31, 2027

https://www.philamuseum.org/exhibitions/marcel-duchamp

Join the Church of the SubGenius and just minimally achieve the ...

2026-10-16T19:05:00Z

Join the Church of the SubGenius and just minimally achieve the skimpossible!

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

In case you missed it here’s the demo of the new Tesla ...

2026-10-16T08:53:21Z

In case you missed it here’s the demo of the new Tesla Roadster…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43rxThjYWsE&ra=m

Ancient Reality - Beethoven VS Mozart (2015) ...

2026-10-16T01:14:25Z

Ancient Reality - Beethoven VS Mozart (2015)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoXn8CfmpPI

SUIVIVE. https://x.com/LiquidSwan/status/2110842639277015142 ...

2026-10-16T00:14:42Z

SUIVIVE.

https://x.com/LiquidSwan/status/2110842639277015142

Excercise is a bore to the self. Complaints are a bore to the ...

2026-10-15T13:19:51Z

Excercise is a bore to the self.

Complaints are a bore to the world.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

The gentleman cad will be more than chadequate when duty calls. ...

2026-10-15T12:32:15Z

The gentleman cad will be more than chadequate when duty calls.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Slack is slack, in the way that good is good. "Yeah but what ...

2026-10-15T12:27:47Z

Slack is slack, in the way that good is good. "Yeah but what does that meaaaaaaan" is just plain the wrong question. It is axiomatic, there's nothing behind nor foundational to it. If you decline the axiom, that's fine! As a SubGenius I compel you to the liberty to say a thing is not itself.

However... if you can grudge that slack is slack not as an end point but as a starting point, how might your day differ.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Don't be stuck in the permanent blunderclass. JOIN... The ...

2026-10-15T00:40:48Z

Don't be stuck in the permanent blunderclass. JOIN... The Church of the SubGenius.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

When all you have is a Dobbshead, everything looks like a sale. ...

2026-10-14T19:40:19Z

When all you have is a Dobbshead, everything looks like a sale.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Will you get the next issue of "The Dobbstown Mirror" ? I ...

2026-10-14T13:40:25Z

Will you get the next issue of "The Dobbstown Mirror" ? I sure hope so! You can make sure for $5 / month at...

:jrbd: https://patreon.com/dobbstown

Fulfill your nextibitionist tendencies and go for that new ...

2026-10-14T12:24:04Z

Fulfill your nextibitionist tendencies and go for that new obsession! The old obsession isn't worn our or dumb or bad or anything, but... if the gods wanted you to only have one obsession, they would have made a bunch of you, one obsession each. Maybe there are a bunch of you! Find out! You can be a nextibitionist obsessive for yourself... that would explain a lot, don't you think?

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Some people talk? with rising inflection? and that's all well ...

2026-10-14T12:02:05Z

Some people talk? with rising inflection? and that's all well and good? but I think it needs its own punctuation...

You've had time to prepare, now you must ASK DR. HAL... ...

2026-10-14T12:00:00Z

You've had time to prepare, now you must ASK DR. HAL...

Did you never read "1984" or something? What did Winston ...

2026-10-14T11:34:20Z

Did you never read "1984" or something?

What did Winston Smith say he loved most? Julia.

What did Winston Smith say he feared most? Rats.

What did the State use against Winston Smith? Rats.

Why did the State use rats against Winston Smith? So he'd betray Julia.

NEVER STATE IN PUBLIC WHAT YOU LOVE MOST NOR WHAT YOU FEAR MOST. NOT EVER. That's just for you.

The middle of that bell curve of loves and fears, sure, let's talk about that, but not the end-points.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

It's not that they said something that wasn't true. It ...

2026-10-14T10:35:07Z

It's not that they said something that wasn't true. It wasn't what was said that wasn't true. It's that a person you don't like said something, THAT is what is such a bother to some people.

BELIEVE ME OUT OF IT. As long as a person has returned to Dobbs that which is Dobbs and joined The Church of the SubGenius, I could not care less what they "believe" or "said."

Or should I base my mood on other people, being "made" mad and happy by... them?

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

"If you clash with the character of one person or another, it ...

2026-10-13T13:55:39Z

"If you clash with the character of one person or another, it has to be that way. You are not a dollar bill to be liked by everyone."

- St. Josemaría Escrivá, "The Way" (1934)

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Ghost - He Is (2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hMaHDTw-pI

2026-10-13T01:33:52Z

Ghost - He Is (2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hMaHDTw-pI

We are born Dobbsolete. :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-10-12T12:57:15Z

We are born Dobbsolete.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

You have to take a side on the issue of “you have to take a ...

2026-10-12T11:08:59Z

You have to take a side on the issue of “you have to take a side” and I take the side of no you do not have to take a side.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

Every mope you've had has been really important. That why ...

2026-10-09T11:31:25Z

Every mope you've had has been really important. That why when that mope is destroyed you're left with nothing - it's just not possible to find a new mope.

Every hope you've had has been really important. That why when that hope is destroyed you're left with nothing - it's just not possible to find a new hope.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean (2001) ...

2026-10-09T01:19:42Z

Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean (2001)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfEJq56IwI

Ain't nobody dope as me
I'm dressed so fresh, so clean

If you want a boot face of the human, imagine a future for ever ...

2026-10-08T22:38:34Z

If you want a boot face of the human, imagine a future for ever on a picture - stamping.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Shitmatt - Witness (2003) ...

2026-10-08T21:44:15Z

Shitmatt - Witness (2003)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbinriQbEE

SubGenius secrets revealed! :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com ...

2026-10-08T20:51:32Z

SubGenius secrets revealed!

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

The comforting thing in reading about mass moral panics over the ...

2026-10-08T18:21:06Z

The comforting thing in reading about mass moral panics over the centuries is that reason and evidence and compassion win out in the end, the moral entrepreneurs who cashed in on the moral panic were held accountable, and the moral panics weren't just forgotten about but instead society learned a lesson and improved over time to prevent them from happening again.

Well, that would be the comforting thing if it were to ever happen, even once. But...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_panic_cases

H8 CHIEF. :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com ...

2026-10-08T12:41:40Z

H8 CHIEF.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

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2026-10-07T19:51:17Z

a self-mortifying, disturbed system.

"Vileness Fats is an unfinished musical film project by ...

2026-10-06T20:42:41Z

"Vileness Fats is an unfinished musical film project by avant-garde art collective The Residents, filmed primarily between 1972 and 1976. The Residents shot over fourteen hours of film and videotape for the project, but were not even two-thirds of the way through their incomplete script before they cancelled the production."

https://www.ubu.com/film/residents_fats.html

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever (1967) ...

2026-10-06T11:47:20Z

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever (1967)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH9z_Oey8

What is a soul? Sometimes it's like when we get on our ...

2026-10-05T22:50:26Z

What is a soul? Sometimes it's like when we get on our bicycles or drive our cars or ride a bus - we're an animating force and then we're not.

:jrbd: 🚲️ 🚗 🚌 https://SubGenius.com

JHVH-1 hates the little mutants All the mutants on all the worlds ...

2026-10-05T22:40:52Z

JHVH-1 hates the little mutants
All the mutants on all the worlds
Purple striped and blue and green
They're the worst you've ever seen
JHVH-1 hates the little mutants of the worlds

A video projector could be pointed towards a floor / stage from ...

2026-10-05T22:17:03Z

A video projector could be pointed towards a floor / stage from above. Ice hockey rinks do this already.

Most films are made to be viewed at the front of a theater. A few films are made to be viewed on a different surface (such as The Sphere in Las Vegas). What film would benefit from being viewed from above, by viewers around the floor / stage?

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Jonny Quest Live Action! (2026) ...

2026-10-05T09:55:25Z

Jonny Quest Live Action! (2026)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rqG1C8FaVg

"Like many, I have waited patiently for Hollywood to finally address the obvious need for a live action JQ movie. With nothing on the horizon, I finally decided to create something on my own."

@nprofile…7jzd Boogers in Religious News ...

2026-10-04T23:50:37Z

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https://x.com/kenw_2/status/2106690117075439650

I've read a SubGenius or two asking how it will be possible ...

2026-10-03T21:41:51Z

I've read a SubGenius or two asking how it will be possible to endure life after X-Day, when to merely think a fleeting whim will bring about a change in all of reality.

Well, how do you endure THIS VERY MOMENT when you're at such leisure that you are reading some rando blathering online? You're in no life and death struggle, you've got SLACK... how do you endure it?

You endure it because you're a SubGenius and the SubGenius MUST have slack.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Buddy Mac - Guts on the saddle (Halloween 2024) ...

2026-10-03T11:28:15Z

Buddy Mac - Guts on the saddle (Halloween 2024)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVa2M-643nE

"play these together, some or all, start them at any time, in ...

2026-10-02T16:41:58Z

"play these together, some or all, start them at any time, in any order."

https://inbflat.net/

You can't step in the same river twice, but it sure seems ...

2026-10-02T15:45:15Z

You can't step in the same river twice, but it sure seems like you can step in the same pile of it over and over.

Go that EXTRA STEP and JOIN...

The Church of the SubGenius

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

History can have no overlap with the truth at all and still be ...

2026-10-02T15:09:04Z

History can have no overlap with the truth at all and still be favorable to know when it is favorable to know history, true history and other history. Knowing a bit about the dumb TV show can make for smooth conversations with people who matter in some other way besides a conversation about a dumb TV show.

Whatever you know about The Church of the SubGenius is correct! And same with those around you. The point is to return the money owed to "Bob". All of it.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Don't be censored by chronology! If mere events-in-sequence ...

2026-10-01T13:12:55Z

Don't be censored by chronology! If mere events-in-sequence do not suit you, disregard them. The people you don't like are memory editing night and day — do you think you're "better" than they are for failing to do so? Forgiveness is a species of lying - TELL MORE LIES. It's not that the ghost stories of rival religions are bad because they're ghost stories, it's that they are BAD ghost stories. You can tell GREAT ghost stories. Be who you won't!

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

God hears and answers your prayers. In particular your prayers to ...

2026-10-01T11:50:37Z

God hears and answers your prayers. In particular your prayers to be able to whine, complain, be resentful, hold grudges, have self-pity, and in general stew about things you can’t change. God hears every one of those prayers and answers them with “go right ahead!”

Maybe pray for something else next time.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

David Bowie - Space Oddity (1979) ...

2026-09-30T23:04:35Z

David Bowie - Space Oddity (1979)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3oGKofzQ40

Web Comic Name - Refresh (2022) :ohno: :ohnobubble: ...

2026-09-30T17:47:07Z

Web Comic Name - Refresh (2022)

:ohno: :ohnobubble: https://webcomicname.com/post/675809200717381632

Xeno's Cake :jrbd: 🎂 https://SubGenius.com ...

2026-09-30T12:33:31Z

Xeno's Cake

:jrbd: 🎂 https://SubGenius.com

I wouldn't wish my worst enemy on my second-worst enemy. ...

2026-09-29T14:46:31Z

I wouldn't wish my worst enemy on my second-worst enemy. I'd wish my worst enemy on himself!

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Don't think of it as eating well, exercising, getting good ...

2026-09-29T00:07:31Z

Don't think of it as eating well, exercising, getting good sleep.

Think of it as 𝓦𝓐𝓡 𝓐𝓖𝓐𝓘𝓝𝓢𝓣 𝓖𝓞𝓓.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Reverend Elvis and the Undead Syncopators - Moral Panic (2024) ...

2026-09-28T22:13:22Z

Reverend Elvis and the Undead Syncopators - Moral Panic (2024)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j97Wcai2Llc

Lyrics by Reverend nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqj2yjk9gwrjfhhx0vpc8j9mvp5mpelc4ku2pgqm0qaqg5eneqnq0sa29pad (nprofile…9pad) Canobite (Church of Subgenius), music by nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq599xyjse85fplkugajyudgxcvvkvavyz6v0jzej8fwd7vstmlqsqvpgn5r (nprofile…gn5r) (Undead Network).

When today's moral panic comes to an end
no one will ever mention it again.
A few ruined lives have been the cost
the society's progress allows them to boast.

Wasn't that silly, won't happen again.
But it may and will and catch you next time my friend.

The UFOs / The Generation - Hello World (1967) Music plus ...

2026-09-27T23:12:17Z

The UFOs / The Generation - Hello World (1967)

Music plus interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfh7SQpEPsI

I recommend visiting cemeteries, going to those in hospital, ...

2026-09-27T22:14:30Z

I recommend visiting cemeteries, going to those in hospital, communicating with those in prison, and otherwise reminding yourself of the suffering of life. It will help you remember to never have an idle thought nor to take for granted your good fortune.

Your good fortune to be a SubGenius and to think only of “Bob”.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

Just think of all the civilizations that the X-ists wiped out on ...

2026-09-27T14:58:10Z

Just think of all the civilizations that the X-ists wiped out on their way to this planet. In the infinite universe, it is 100% certain that a near-identical world to this one existed / exists / will exist. Therefore some possibility that the X-ists passed by, and destroyed, the world that is just like this one except... maybe better. They want to come here, to this world, specifically because "Bob" is selling it.

This IS a deal you want to be part of.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

"Humane" is how I treat others, including animals, and is ...

2026-09-27T12:24:11Z

"Humane" is how I treat others, including animals, and is not the others themselves, including animals.

I maintain (FOR THE MOST PART) a humane demeanor towards those who, through ignorance or black-hearted foolishness, have not yet joined The Church of the SubGenius. It is my slack to demonstrate the benefits of my choice rather than admonish regarding the curse of their choice.

It is the slack of other SubG to, er, be slightly inconsiderate towards the Pinks.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

The Cardigans - Marvel Hill (1998) ...

2026-09-27T12:07:12Z

The Cardigans - Marvel Hill (1998)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhPs21TTEwc

It’s not so much that I lack the troubles and woes of this ...

2026-09-26T19:50:12Z

It’s not so much that I lack the troubles and woes of this world. It’s that by adherence to the strictures of The Church of the SubGenius I’ve found a way to put them where they belong. If it is outside my slack, it doesn’t matter. If it is within my slack, and for it, I got what I paid “Bob” for. If it is within my slack and against it, well, X-Day approach and then I shall have my revenge.

:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

Cab Calloway - I’ve Got The World On A String (1932) ...

2026-09-25T09:02:56Z

Cab Calloway - I’ve Got The World On A String (1932)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ4Inoz-5wA

The SubGenius will stand at the discartesian circle without ...

2026-09-24T22:05:46Z

The SubGenius will stand at the discartesian circle without center nor circumference.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

TEMPTED? Let it eat at you a while and then see how much of you ...

2026-09-24T16:01:01Z

TEMPTED? Let it eat at you a while and then see how much of you is left. The demons are real, and they don't have your best interests in mind. But they are kind of, how to say it, simple. You CAN trick them into your service. There's no stopping them but there is redirection. Take that impulse to do one thing and do some other thing, just as hard. Hopefully something that gives you slack OR takes away the slack of someone you hate. The demons just care something "happens."

:jrbd: 🧠 🔥

Rev. Onan Canobite, "2026." I cultivate the hideous ...

2026-09-24T12:52:08Z

Rev. Onan Canobite, "2026."

I cultivate the hideous countenance you see before you as a mask for my glory.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

I guess the ideal is that I'm put upon by strangers for ...

2026-09-23T17:04:38Z

I guess the ideal is that I'm put upon by strangers for things I never did, caused to suffer, then die alone. Depending on whose ideal is under discussion. Not mine, I can say. You do you.

MY ideal is that you JOIN...

The Church of the SubGenius.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

Primal scream is a fine start. Move on to cultured scream, then ...

2026-09-23T12:02:43Z

Primal scream is a fine start. Move on to cultured scream, then cultured culture. Then just SCREAM again.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com