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some friendly flirting with a decent looking brown hag at the ...

2026-10-29T16:07:21Z

some friendly flirting with a decent looking brown hag at the drugstore taking my passport pictures
gratified that she got to edit the most bloated and terrible looking headshots i've ever taken and still tried a move at the end

Naughty millennial customers that text me on my personal number ...

2026-10-28T08:10:35Z

Naughty millennial customers that text me on my personal number get the 330 am response

and a hearty kek to you too MAGApede

2026-10-27T16:56:59Z

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and a hearty kek to you too MAGApede

attention linen and things customers we have a chopped unc alarm, ...

2026-10-27T14:51:26Z

attention linen and things customers
we have a chopped unc alarm, chopped unc on aisle 7
please remain clear of the area until the matter is handled

Delta issued a free upgrade to this dudes left kidney in a ...

2026-10-26T21:21:00Z

Delta issued a free upgrade to this dudes left kidney in a Styrofoam box on this flight because the courier who bought the seat next to him for it has fat status lol

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2026-10-25T17:03:48Z

made creme fraiche for post church breakfast but i filled the ...

2026-10-25T15:38:15Z

made creme fraiche for post church breakfast but i filled the omelette with cheese onion and shrimp and put chives and parsley on top, so i could barely tell the difference in the eggs

i have one single absurdly long back hair. it comes around to my ...

2026-10-24T21:03:13Z

i have one single absurdly long back hair. it comes around to my chest over the shoulder

The CME shutting down pork belly futures trading is unironically ...

2026-10-24T18:01:41Z

The CME shutting down pork belly futures trading is unironically one of the major tragedies of the modern era

I will shrimply not perform a controlled flight into the terrain ...

2026-10-24T16:13:37Z

I will shrimply not perform a controlled flight into the terrain :clueless

claude, engineer me a doom wad with platforming that doesn't ...

2026-10-24T15:38:02Z

claude, engineer me a doom wad with platforming that doesn't suck

>80 trillion tokens immediately used as the agents try to tackle a P=NP level problem, before it spits out "no solution possible"

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2026-10-24T15:29:37Z

claude generate me life aspirations and ideas make no mistakes

has anyone tried giving both putin and zelensky copies of ...

2026-10-24T15:13:18Z

has anyone tried giving both putin and zelensky copies of deltarune

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2026-10-23T20:30:32Z

risking it all for Anne Frank pussy

was deep in the rust belt today and had multiple friendly and ...

2026-10-22T23:56:25Z

was deep in the rust belt today and had multiple friendly and interesting conversations with locals who were born and lived there their entire lives
i asked each of them if they liked the area and 3 of 3 just flatly said 'no'

I'm a lone wolf. Unapproachable. Inscrutable. If I had a ...

2026-10-21T19:45:50Z

I'm a lone wolf. Unapproachable. Inscrutable. If I had a fursona it'd be a tough wolf in a leather jacket smoking a cigarette. Strong, but with a sensitive side

If one of these brown people could feel even a tenth of the ...

2026-10-21T15:21:55Z

If one of these brown people could feel even a tenth of the anguish I feel getting stuck behind them at the store constantly their dumb nigger heads would explode like in the movie scanners

Using up pork fat with experiments in enchilada sauce ...

2026-10-17T20:32:46Z

Using up pork fat with experiments in enchilada sauce

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2026-10-17T17:32:04Z

How is every online service and webpage I wanna use down at once

"world war 2" implies the existence of a mysterious and ...

2026-10-17T14:19:29Z

"world war 2" implies the existence of a mysterious and unknown "world war 1". that's worldbuilding. show, don't tell

Beating every Mexican restaurant burrito within 50 miles with ...

2026-10-17T13:17:15Z

Beating every Mexican restaurant burrito within 50 miles with some tortillas that don't suck and all the pork fat I saved from Korean dishes rendered down into tallow

growing own soyjaks ...

2026-10-17T01:33:26Z

growing own soyjaks

So trump will do cool stuff for the browns but not for me huh ...

2026-10-16T10:53:02Z

So trump will do cool stuff for the browns but not for me huh

The phone app my parents and I use to track each other's ...

2026-10-15T17:49:08Z

The phone app my parents and I use to track each other's locations gives alerts when we're in areas of bad weather, like floods and tornadoes. They were worried at first but learned to ignore it

The app just recently added "safety incidents" whenever a nigger gets arrested with a gun. I want to downtown Philly today and they called asking if I was in a terrorist attack because they got 4 nigger alarms

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2026-10-14T17:58:40Z

Full work schedule into mid November

on the road since 340 am woman in altima blocking both exits from ...

2026-10-13T23:34:38Z

on the road since 340 am

woman in altima blocking both exits from the airport parking lot because she got indecisive and tried to take both even though they go to the same place in 150 feet

has her car lodged over a median

got to call her a dumb bitch and lay on my horn until she pulled out and literally bounced her suspension over the curb

i hope she learned a valuable lesson

I am support ai and use it in my daily life ...

2026-10-13T09:41:08Z

I am support ai and use it in my daily life

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2026-10-12T22:47:14Z

Arm of the hurricane gave me a rainy day to make gumbo. Never ...

2026-10-11T21:57:15Z

Arm of the hurricane gave me a rainy day to make gumbo. Never forget your sassafras powder

Was riding the bleeding edge on this roux, went about as far as ...

2026-10-11T18:49:04Z

Was riding the bleeding edge on this roux, went about as far as I'm comfortable going. Worth it though, it smells like a coffeeshop

had a dream i worked on my car last night. i did the brakes by ...

2026-10-11T16:27:31Z

had a dream i worked on my car last night. i did the brakes by removing all the pads and covering them in white lithium grease, then sucked a blue shop towel into the intake manifold as the car was running, then hammered the hood with a wrench when it wouldn't lock
when i got into the car today in irl it was very unhappy at me for this treatment

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2026-10-10T14:43:30Z

Grok how much weight can the ceiling fan in this picture support

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2026-10-10T14:29:03Z

Offering foids on hinge $20 to shave my head

didn't like this album the first time i listened to it. the ...

2026-10-09T19:13:04Z

didn't like this album the first time i listened to it. the 4th time i listened to it i loved it. it's on loop. but i just wish the album art wasn't a 3d close up of cat testicles moving around through the entire playlist

i got like 4 hours of sleep on the flights from yesterday to ...

2026-10-09T15:19:23Z

i got like 4 hours of sleep on the flights from yesterday to today so instead of sleeping as planned i'm gonna work and caffeinemaxx. maybe scoop my guts out with a spoon like a jackal lantern later if feelin quirky idk

https://shin.mugicha.club/media/aa/f4/5e/aaf45ebce5c145103aaf7f09b60def8ca0862c3ead92497a750d5a20d70d5e5d.mp3

in the airport lounge with some loud chatty women nearby ...

2026-10-09T11:04:47Z

in the airport lounge with some loud chatty women nearby discussing "anime discourse" and wondering who in the world has the ability to watch the show and read the subtitles when there is an american voice track

every anime needs graphic little sister molestation or something in the first episode to gatekeep better

Asking the couple with a baby on the long flight to please have ...

2026-10-09T04:06:47Z

Asking the couple with a baby on the long flight to please have their child be quiet then acting like they're being assholes to spite me when the 8 month old keeps yelling

Was sitting on the first seat forward and had a black dude flight ...

2026-10-06T12:21:53Z

Was sitting on the first seat forward and had a black dude flight attendant who was a real chatterbox at 5 am
I fell asleep and dreamt I was riding the most ghetto public school bus in my old hometown and he was the driver

Woke up disoriented with a sore neck. Should have waited for the long plane ride with a bed

managed to spill boiling water for my ramen all down my front at ...

2026-10-05T16:50:11Z

managed to spill boiling water for my ramen all down my front
at first i was ok because the burn looked superficial and didn't hurt too bad, but as time went on it started hurting worse and worse
i got concerned but then i remembered i had some ghost chiles my sister grew for me boiling in there
i guess i just get to suffer mildly

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2026-10-04T19:54:09Z

Listening to my 8 year old niece discover racism from first ...

2026-10-04T01:19:24Z

Listening to my 8 year old niece discover racism from first principles asking why all nice people seem to be "lightskin" and refusing to intervene like my brother's wife wants

Corpos are now packaging physical hardware together to leverage ...

2026-10-03T13:13:11Z

Corpos are now packaging physical hardware together to leverage them as a financial instrument to back debt
We've gone full circle

halo campaign where the insurrectionists have figured out the ...

2026-10-02T20:56:49Z

halo campaign where the insurrectionists have figured out the power of 64 rounds of 7.62x51 and are bum rushing my squad like its a GPMG/PPSh-41

Running overtime to get home tonight and skip the hotel room ...

2026-10-01T22:48:14Z

Running overtime to get home tonight and skip the hotel room
Don't particularly feel any need to inform my boss that I'll be at home and available tomorrow instead of being busy traveling

>get decent looking contract down the pipe >On an island in ...

2026-10-01T21:48:54Z

>get decent looking contract down the pipe
>On an island in BFE, Alaska on a remote island with no connecting roads that requires 4 stops on plane and conservatively 28 hours to get to
I'm p sure mcmurdo station is easier to work into a pattern than this chug shit

The one cool thing about Wisconsin is if you have extra time you ...

2026-10-01T20:07:57Z

The one cool thing about Wisconsin is if you have extra time you can pull into any one of a dozen bars and get blasted on the cheap before driving back to the airport

Someone ramming an airbussy into a tel aviv government building ...

2026-10-01T10:53:07Z

Someone ramming an airbussy into a tel aviv government building would have been one hell of a uno reverse card ngl

Slapping a 'memento mori' bumper sticker on my car and ...

2026-10-01T09:52:19Z

Slapping a 'memento mori' bumper sticker on my car and brake checking Tesla drivers

>rental car got hit and run by some beaner in new york ...

2026-09-30T18:16:23Z

>rental car got hit and run by some beaner in new york
>trying to wrangle the credit card rental car insurance
>customer service rep makes a point to verify that the car wasn't damaged in war or in an act of war
yeah no problem guys i did not use the camry as a warhorse, although i'm sure it would work fine