Nostr notes by DirtWood

I can't believe this is happening again ...

2026-11-01T00:19:19Z

I can't believe this is happening again

that tired old reference? How dare you x2

2026-10-10T22:48:07Z

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that tired old reference? How dare you x2

how dare you, honestly

2026-10-10T22:46:45Z

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how dare you, honestly

you do just fine, and I'll hear no more on it

2026-10-10T22:42:01Z

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you do just fine, and I'll hear no more on it

The dearth of clarity in our written communication is so bad for ...

2026-10-10T22:40:51Z

The dearth of clarity in our written communication is so bad for the Left.

WRITE WITH CLARITY. Say what you mean. Don't be vague about emergent details. Practice writing, practice reading. Try to be better about it if you live online.

Writing opaquely and being obtuse in a text-based medium means that YOU ARE AN OPAQUE AND OBTUSE ENTITY.

That is WHO you are out there. You must do better.

Drunk ICE agent attacks 72-year-old on the elderly man's own ...

2026-10-09T23:58:20Z

Drunk ICE agent attacks 72-year-old on the elderly man's own property. Gets capped in the guts.

https://ktla.com/news/california/elderly-homeowner-shoots-ice-agent-in-stomach-in-central-california/

yo, they're screwed

2026-09-20T22:59:53Z

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yo, they're screwed

but why are you baking those gears

2026-09-11T15:14:18Z

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but why are you baking those gears

Fight choreo brainstorming in slo-mo ...

2026-09-09T23:34:36Z

Fight choreo brainstorming in slo-mo

yes. ChatGPT does make you stupid. LLM's will admit under ...

2026-09-09T00:38:21Z

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yes. ChatGPT does make you stupid. LLM's will admit under bare-bones scrutiny that they are literally deceptive.

they don't really smile. They like, HAVE to make that face.

2026-09-05T20:43:15Z

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they don't really smile. They like, HAVE to make that face.

fuck. Am I old? Or just cool

2026-08-27T03:31:12Z

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fuck. Am I old? Or just *cool*

I was just talking to my nephew about "fist" as a ...

2026-08-27T03:24:16Z

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I was just talking to my nephew about "fist" as a reference to the signatories of telegraph operators during WW2

are you saying your typo was actually pertinent?!

2026-08-27T03:22:47Z

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are you saying your typo was actually pertinent?!

bonus points for "recultant"—a word my phone actually ...

2026-08-27T03:16:38Z

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bonus points for "recultant"—a word my phone actually refuses to accept because we are all so stupid now

what analysis?

2026-08-18T23:21:03Z

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what analysis?

"Guys I'm literally obsessed with [product I am selling]. ...

2026-08-08T17:13:57Z

"Guys I'm literally obsessed with [product I am selling]. I can't lie. Someoneee tell me why I can't stop using [product I am selling] because it is literally the goat [4th product of its kind that I have promoted this quarter] and I am like, speed-running through it. Sidebar: Oh my gawddd, I am like literally so stressed out about this [paid for] trip to [place you can't afford to go to] because this is like my third trip this year! Literally what even is my literal life, literally"

~ influencers

. . . Ohhhh, POISONED I was confused as I have never heard of ...

2026-08-08T02:19:07Z

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. . . Ohhhh, *POISONED*

I was confused as I have never heard of that guy

pigs love a disaster

2026-08-03T00:48:10Z

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pigs love a disaster

Is it still there ...

2026-07-26T21:25:25Z

Is it still there

The Berlin Pride attacker who drove a van into the crowd and ...

2026-07-26T18:09:36Z

The Berlin Pride attacker who drove a van into the crowd and attacked people with a knife has been identified as Abdul Ballout, 21, a German citizen and Islamic extremist.

He was killed by police during an attempt to apprehend him.

My take: fuck religion.

Katie Phang dropping bombs https://youtu.be/h54jfvvaYjU

2026-07-22T01:52:34Z

Katie Phang dropping bombs

https://youtu.be/h54jfvvaYjU

yeahhhh I don't disagree, but the ads I see all over that ...

2026-07-02T23:48:53Z

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yeahhhh I don't disagree, but the ads I see all over that page are the spammiest nonsense health spam that ever spammed

whoa, she's a piece of shit? Wild

2026-07-02T04:13:14Z

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whoa, she's a piece of shit? Wild

bluesky is stupid and bad

2026-06-20T04:03:00Z

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bluesky is stupid and bad

I volunteer to fight Tom Homan. I have a real job. Actually, I ...

2026-06-08T20:04:31Z

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I volunteer to fight Tom Homan. I have a real job. Actually, I have 3.

big love, Cuz

2026-05-27T02:12:14Z

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big love, Cuz

you chose this?!

2026-05-27T02:10:52Z

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you chose this?!

no but seriously I hope you're good over there

2026-05-27T02:09:54Z

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no but seriously I hope you're good over there

Ias a fellow insomniac I would never put the evil on you of ...

2026-05-27T02:08:21Z

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Ias a fellow insomniac I would never put the evil on you of saying "just get more sleep"

I'm not a monster

I SAID "RELAX" LADYBROOO

2026-05-27T02:07:09Z

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I SAID "RELAX" LADYBROOO

I think you must teach yourself to relax at some point, so you ...

2026-05-27T02:04:24Z

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I think you must teach yourself to relax at some point, so you can experience it before you die

sorry. I am a very silly man.

2026-05-27T01:54:57Z

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sorry. I am a very silly man.

I know. I'm fucking witcha

2026-05-27T01:49:39Z

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I know. I'm fucking witcha

whoa there, Big Nouns! "Seneschals?" So we're just ...

2026-05-27T01:48:11Z

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whoa there, Big Nouns! "Seneschals?" So we're just making words up now?

The message > the messenger ...

2026-05-22T05:58:52Z

The message > the messenger

this "handbook" literally says there's almost never a ...

2026-05-19T23:01:46Z

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this "handbook" literally says there's almost never a second shooter" in respose to your toot about two nazi shooters 😆

bro, it looks like YOU haven't looked this up adequately and ...

2026-05-19T22:52:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…zvya
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bro, it looks like YOU haven't looked this up adequately and are simply assuming no one else has, either

Just got a text from American fascist Steve Hilton. Wondering how ...

2026-05-19T02:38:40Z

Just got a text from American fascist Steve Hilton. Wondering how he got my number and then remembering the world in which we live.

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2026-05-10T21:17:42Z

Bruh

I am impressed by Charlie Kirk. He hasn't said anything ...

2026-04-18T20:10:41Z

I am impressed by Charlie Kirk. He hasn't said anything racist in awhile

Why come we still say "sleep with" someone when we mean ...

2026-04-12T22:30:00Z

Why come we still say "sleep with" someone when we mean sexin'

Do people actually think about the words they say when they say ...

2026-04-09T03:41:19Z

Do people actually think about the words they say when they say them?* I mean —starting from the bottom— do people think about whether the WORD they are using makes actual sense in the sentence in which they're using it? When people use a phrase, do they think about the phrase MAKING SENSE based on the words from which it is constructed? If not, why not? Why wouldn't a person think about the very atoms of communicative thought before deploying them all ooodly-badoodly

Reaction videos on YouTube are pretty toxic. Here's the ...

2026-04-05T20:25:01Z

Reaction videos on YouTube are pretty toxic. Here's the thing: reacting to events is all well and good, but if you don't provide context and make an effort to educate about why you reacted the way you did, you're just doing monkey biz.

Stop doing these. "All of the sudden" "Taken for ...

2026-03-31T20:27:31Z

Stop doing these.

"All of the sudden"

"Taken for granite"

"Cut off your nose despise your face"

"Doggy-dog world"

"Irregardless"

"Nip it in the butt"

"Deep-seeded"

"Escape goat"

"Reek havoc"

"For all intensive purposes"

"I could care less"

"Set and stoned"

. . . Tell us something only your clone would know

2026-03-31T03:23:37Z

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. . . Tell us something only your clone would know

fuck 'em

2026-03-29T03:47:52Z

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fuck 'em

what if the libs stayed after dark

2026-03-29T02:53:38Z

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what if the libs stayed after dark

Everybody welcome Skibidi to the world! I had to assist this ...

2026-03-23T21:58:53Z

Everybody welcome Skibidi to the world! I had to assist this difficult birth, because the lamb was not in "dive" position coming out. Fortunately, Didi (the mother) and I are very good friends and she put up with my rather invasive hands for the process.

We did it!

huge ups to the man in the orange just rolling up on Shane's ...

2026-03-23T00:27:55Z

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huge ups to the man in the orange just rolling up on Shane's gun. Arms big, hands up and empty.

Shane is a such a goddamned coward

and yet here he is, unmolested by law enforcement. I once got 12 ...

2026-03-23T00:03:00Z

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and yet here he is, unmolested by law enforcement. I once got 12 years worth of charges for a scuffle and no guns were even involved.

This is so fucking stupid. It's "RUNNED" ...

2026-03-11T23:53:58Z

This is so fucking stupid. It's "RUNNED"

OOPS we also can't trust Protonmail ...

2026-03-05T21:42:09Z

OOPS we also can't trust Protonmail

https://www.404media.co/proton-mail-helped-fbi-unmask-anonymous-stop-cop-city-protestor/

Leave it to the "most transparent" Administration to ...

2026-02-25T03:30:29Z

Leave it to the "most transparent" Administration to disable comments on the state of the union address

Teaching fellow queers to fight (physically) has never felt more ...

2026-02-25T03:28:41Z

Teaching fellow queers to fight (physically) has never felt more important

don't be obtuse. Say what you mean, in your own words, ...

2026-02-25T02:46:14Z

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don't be obtuse. Say what you mean, in your own words, please.

So. Tired. Of. American. Conservatives. Because they're ...

2026-02-25T01:05:11Z

So. Tired. Of. American. Conservatives.

Because they're nazis. The hardest lesson, for me, about modern nazis is that many of them are so fucking illiterate (media and otherwise) that they straight-up don't know they're nazis.

What do you humanely do with an incredibly dangerous, sentient dumbass who wants to kill you for the shallowest of reasons that they can't even explain WHEN YOU ASK THEM IN SUB-4TH-GRADE LEVEL TERMS?

What do we do?

Oh my gods. She ate a banana to protest lip-syncing. Seems ...

2026-02-19T21:14:50Z

Oh my gods. She ate a banana to protest lip-syncing. Seems weirdly prescient

https://youtu.be/tNlwimUxUME

well. People should make statements

2026-02-19T15:16:50Z

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well. People should make statements

Just a heads up for Portland, Oregon: there's an airspace ...

2026-02-16T03:12:02Z

Just a heads up for Portland, Oregon: there's an airspace restriction for 1000 feet vertical, and 3000 feet horizontal from the ICE facility. So if you know someone who wants to fly their drone, tell them to rip out the telemetry hardware, or have fun getting stuffed into a van.

Palate cleansing after watching Pam Bondi's testimony. ...

2026-02-13T19:17:16Z

Palate cleansing after watching Pam Bondi's testimony.

seems silly

2026-02-02T19:19:58Z

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seems silly

excellent camerawork

2026-02-01T18:30:14Z

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excellent camerawork

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2026-02-01T18:29:03Z

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So. . . Did Biden put shit in Trump's pants at that press ...

2026-01-31T20:52:47Z

So. . . Did Biden put shit in Trump's pants at that press conference, or was it A Clinton.

LOL get wrecked Nazis. I was there today. These three jokers are ...

2026-01-31T01:34:55Z

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LOL get wrecked Nazis.

I was there today. These three jokers are so fucking incompetent. During deliberation, Chelly Bouferrache literally ran away from me because I sat in a chair near her.

Then she went over to those three and they had a conversation about "how white" Ponte actually is.

"I'm off-white" he replied.

"What?" asked Willis.

"Seems like you're kinda brown" said Chelly.

"I'm not brown," protested Ponte. "I'm Spanish."

"Can I take a picture of your hand?" Asked Chelly.

"Uhhhh, ok?" Said Ponte, forgetting that Chelly reports directly for fascist journalist and fabulist Andy Ngô.

These racists confuse even themselves, ISTG

Replacing Bovino with Homan is like shitting your pants and ...

2026-01-29T23:36:57Z

Replacing Bovino with Homan is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt

What did I fuckin' tell you? Quoting an unnamed ex-White ...

2026-01-29T20:19:51Z

What did I fuckin' tell you?

Quoting an unnamed ex-White House official saying Oregon was next in line:

"The reality is, you can’t stop what you’re doing. This is the whole point of ICE existing in these cities, and Minnesota is not going to be the last state that ICE goes to. Oregon was next. We were not done. We need to keep going."

Y'all, we probably still are next in line. Get ready.

https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2026/01/oregon-was-next-trumps-targeted-state-after-minnesota-media-report.html

Well well well. I think that's Eric Oelkers who shot those ...

2026-01-27T00:09:29Z

Well well well. I think that's Eric Oelkers who shot those cops in PDX last week.

I do love nazi-on-cop violence.

https://www.kptv.com/2026/01/26/suspect-shooting-2-portland-police-officers-arrested-after-standoff/

inshallah

2026-01-26T00:22:52Z

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inshallah

I remember this shitty little twerp, and that incident.

2026-01-26T00:21:17Z

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I remember this shitty little twerp, and that incident.

Alex Pretti's last words were "are you ok?" to the ...

2026-01-25T20:20:11Z

Alex Pretti's last words were "are you ok?" to the woman he was trying to help off the ground after she was maced and shoved down into the ice.

He died trying to protect someone.

Renee Good's last words were "I'm not mad at you, dude." She died trying to protect her neighbors.

They died keeping people safe, without so much as raising a hand in violence. They are American heroes.

What does that make of the men who killed them?

big love, Cousin

2026-01-20T21:45:26Z

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big love, Cousin

WHO WANTS A GENTLY USED TESLER SIBER TRUWK DON'T LET IT FOO ...

2026-01-19T23:32:07Z

WHO WANTS A GENTLY USED TESLER SIBER TRUWK

DON'T LET IT FOO YA

https://youtu.be/RSFbWObcT4A

ICE agents better be terrified. They're gonna have to answer ...

2026-01-16T23:35:51Z

ICE agents better be terrified. They're gonna have to answer one day. It's *so* much easier to discover people today than it was in 1940.

ICE LEAK ICE LEAK ICE LEAK ...

2026-01-13T20:16:51Z

ICE LEAK ICE LEAK ICE LEAK

https://www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-data-leak/

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2026-01-13T17:23:04Z

Scott Adams died. He will be deeply . . . Buried.

well, my first guess is one of them dies

2026-01-07T21:05:06Z

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well, my first guess is one of them dies

In Minneapolis today, ICE shot a legal observer in the face as ...

2026-01-07T19:43:22Z

In Minneapolis today, ICE shot a legal observer in the face as she was trying to leave the area.

It's happening, cousins.

oooh, Pohlhaus! I wanna piece of that guy

2025-12-26T20:58:59Z

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oooh, Pohlhaus! I wanna piece of that guy

WHAT. HAVE. I. BEEN. SAYING. ALL. THIS. TIME. ABOUT. BLUSESKY.

2025-12-26T20:58:28Z

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WHAT. HAVE. I. BEEN. SAYING. ALL. THIS. TIME. ABOUT. BLUSESKY.

Fuck these cameras https://youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo

2025-12-23T00:07:05Z

Fuck these cameras

https://youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo

"Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away ...

2025-12-20T20:39:19Z

"Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for 'marketing purposes.' It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear.

Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared."

Absolute gold.

https://archive.is/hEF7I#selection-5117.485-5117.643

YES!

2025-12-17T23:47:46Z

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YES!

Holeeeee shit

2025-12-17T22:46:22Z

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Holeeeee shit

back when I was a stripper, I got scratched by some nameless ...

2025-12-17T21:51:01Z

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back when I was a stripper, I got scratched by some nameless drunk lady ok my forearm as she grabbed at me.

It was barely a little scrape. Healed in 10 days. Here's the scar, 17 years later. Did I need a splint? Shit, I didn't even put a band-aid on it.

Who cares what that cop said.

officer Insley pictured here ...

2025-12-17T21:29:38Z

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officer Insley pictured here

Stop asking gods for help. They ain't there. Definitely stop ...

2025-12-15T19:35:33Z

Stop asking gods for help. They ain't there.

Definitely stop asking gods for help while you ask people for help. It's performative. Everyone deserves help.

*Real* help. In the real world.

Hey, anybody got leads on this Portland loser? Let's out his ...

2025-12-10T23:58:40Z

Hey, anybody got leads on this Portland loser? Let's out his ass

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ejl-iXRTQ98

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2025-12-05T23:39:42Z

Hey, teachers: you ain't professionals no more. Architects: ...

2025-12-02T21:00:32Z

Hey, teachers: you ain't professionals no more. Architects: you, too. Oh, also, sorry, nurses.

https://mymodernmet.com/professional-degrees-loans-archictecture-education/

Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth when she joined Congress ...

2025-11-29T03:12:31Z

Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth when she joined Congress in January, 2021: $700,000.00 USD

Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth now, as she disgracefully exits Congress : over $25,000,000.00.

A stunningly huge 35 times the wealth that stupid bitch-ass fascist had when she got elected. 4 years, y'all. Any idea how she got so rich, or why she's leaving Congress now that Trump's dementia is so bad?

Weird

and here I ASKED to be called "Beta"

2025-11-19T02:33:25Z

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and here I ASKED to be called "Beta"

Barn Cat says "I AM ON DUTY, HUMAN, PLEASE MOVE ALONG." ...

2025-11-17T22:18:10Z

Barn Cat says "I AM ON DUTY, HUMAN, PLEASE MOVE ALONG."

I use Tusky and it's pretty reliable

2025-11-11T05:25:42Z

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I use Tusky and it's pretty reliable

Democrats are capitulating to nazis while I'm waking up early ...

2025-11-10T21:51:19Z

Democrats are capitulating to nazis while I'm waking up early to do my own goddamned dental cleaning

REPUBLICANS: "WE LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED IT! SUCK IT, LITERALLY ...

2025-11-10T21:25:15Z

REPUBLICANS: "WE LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED IT! SUCK IT, LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT ME" *punches Democrats in the arm*

DEMOCRATS: "Ow! How uncouth, you rapscallions! Yet, forsooth, for here in this strongly-worded, taxpayer-funded letter, we have honorably outlined ways in which the rules can be further broken to cut us down, because we know you have honor and would never do that, despite the overwhelming historical evidence that you in fact, will do exactly that"

REPUBLICANS: "TWO FOR FLINCHING, FAGS" *punches Democrats in both arms*

DEMOCRATS: "Ye blackguards! Mine arms are noodly and useless! How will I abuse automailers to beg for money from the peasants with which to craft another strongly-worded letter to the peasants?"

REPUBLICANS: *grabs Democrats arms* "stop hitting yourself hahaha"

ADDENDUM:

DEMOCRATS: "UNTO ME, PEASANTS! Mine appendages are flaccid from the thrashing of my esteemed colleagues, whom I both deeply respect and also share a sort of financial lover's pox from our mutual evil bedfellows! Please, filthy poors, unite behind mine inchoate and denigrating cause!"

Democrats caved on the shutdown. We get nothing but 40 days of ...

2025-11-10T19:01:35Z

Democrats caved on the shutdown. We get nothing but 40 days of hunger.

How symbolic.

It annoys me so much how many long, hard, delusional hours I ...

2025-11-02T17:02:58Z

It annoys me so much how many long, hard, delusional hours I spent convincing myself that I'm a special, brilliant, handsome, gifted, modest boy, but now any fucker with an AI app can just become dissonant without even trying?

Such bullshit

pieces of shit. Stay safe. Fuck those bigots

2025-10-27T22:10:16Z

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pieces of shit. Stay safe. Fuck those bigots