2026-10-25T02:50:03Z https://nostr.now Melancholic Mediocrity :v_bi: https://nostr.now/npub177l5mveg6nww26z4csneexqhvll22u8f9hulygkat9nd9nme869qwf39lq https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/117/126/273/130/135/635/original/e4c8be19fbce5e49.png https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/117/126/273/130/135/635/original/e4c8be19fbce5e49.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdz07afc2q0p9gey8j9h0jkjjrryauc4hj7vjvlxmy69sjv3vckhgzyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg5x8nvj5 Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fucking unbelievably talented writers on this show? Almost four fucking decades and they still make me laugh until I&#39;m in tears, just like Bart laughing and Itchy &amp; Scratchy.<br/><br/>Apu made his long-awaited return for a Halloween-styled episode (I can&#39;t remember if it was an official &#34;Treehouse of Horror&#34; one or not) and he was introduced as the masked villain in Halloween costume who it turned out was murdered by the entire town.<br/><br/>I recognized the mask/helmet/whatever the fuck you call the Daft Punk headgear. But I didn&#39;t even notice the robe he was wearing.<br/><br/>It wasn&#39;t until Apu stated that his costume was &#34;Daft Monk&#34; that I made the connection. It caught me by surprise like a 2x4 to the face.<br/><br/>Daft. Monk.<br/><br/>Fucking brilliant. Why the fuck didn&#39;t I think of that??<br/><br/>I laughed until I was in tears.<br/><br/>The Simpsons are like comfort food for me. Eight hundred episodes. Sure, not every episode resulted in belly laughs, but just about every one of them made me smile.<br/><br/>When they finally go off the air eventually, that&#39;s going to be a gut-punch for me and I suspect a lot of other GenX/Xennials/Millennials. 2026-10-24T07:16:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspp785dwfqxy9dah92a2ewha2zzyj98ezjx55r40hjekqh0834mpczyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg536shgu Omg I love working retail so much it is such an enriching and fulfilling job yay I love it here 2026-10-21T23:13:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqdm69k968pw6yxpecyvqje937htq3s90ltafw4s6pqmfg54xhv8gzyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg5qukadq GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!<br/><br/>I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully converted someone from the meatspace to the quiet pastures of beige.party and the #Fediverse!<br/><br/>She&#39;s one of my dearest friends of over *cough* thirty *cough* years, and one of the wisest and also hilarious people I&#39;ve ever known.<br/><br/>Please give a warm weirdo welcome to <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1xcmv2fex7zujm603f39nk4p4h9ewult4p29upw88y4tssrk6d9xseqkmjy" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>dopaminehouse</span> (<span class="italic">npub1xcm…kmjy</span>)</a></span>!!<br/><br/>Welcome, my friend! I adore this community and am excited to share it with you.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/477/582/221/480/132/original/cde89923ce2c70ef.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-10-21T06:55:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs28lpku7hwernffxh850l0fstx8nvu4xx86tgmser8slfkusxachgzyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg543jneh When you think about it, using a plunger is sort of like giving the heimlich to a toilet<br/><br/>#shitpost 2026-10-19T09:15:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs03337ts95nh889u2l3x7nd8nlga5x4shpms4k02cj9t9fh3w885gzyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg5ysyuff Benedict Humperdinck<br/>Englebert Cumberbatch 2026-09-24T16:36:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9erevyeet8fqup6k6yhpegunsgk82l06gmuqmrf9f2fagmudr0tczyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg56s7rtv Now, when you say that &#34;everybody&#34; chunged your wang last night, we need you to be more specific in order for us to create a suspect profile 2026-09-06T18:53:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9tgqysth97k5h2t0c8706lsug8vsk8092xa63v0lsh8j0z2e4nmgzyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg5uldy3n Oh ffs Death, get your head in the fucking game 2026-08-26T17:44:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgwypg3t86dvevnurcqkgsrg5evuf3mu9n3ynncc4cpa6l3482w7szyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg53vsrm9 Well.. fuck. 2026-08-25T18:25:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdqf27e6j0ywjc5ape89d0tk68xw5hpvp6x4q79mzhvuj5csuq9rszyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg544upj5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs08w62w8lvqvs4lsslxrwv7j78fqkfxdxut7hahcgks6qm709cfasf0w9gj'>nevent1q…w9gj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>amen. 2026-08-24T09:42:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05fktvze6v3uqua0myqx6lpcmgwp382mwwh5fh6ga3gp5nrn9k9szyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg5acluuh Perusing #grindr and see screennames like &#34;Hard 🪵&#34; or &#34;Come 👅 my 🧠&#34; and my sarcastic, #Xennial self reads that and mutters &#34;You have a hard.. stump? You want someone to lick your brain?&#34; fucking emojis 2026-08-24T09:39:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspfq5humc8p30n2tmdama06rt6v83n7ul73j7vh4yv2a07h3faz0gzyrmm7ndn9r2deetg2hzz08yczanlaftsayklnu3zm4vkd5k00ylg530x25c We need a hashtag for pics of dogs in windy environments 2026-08-24T09:06:22Z