2026-10-23T11:42:42Z https://nostr.now Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) https://nostr.now/npub16kg9lwzqksrhasxqtasrey5dhz7dkyur86xtupw08ayxppqkj47smwafn8 https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/accounts/avatars/109/327/540/940/053/921/original/7e894651f5312787.png https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/accounts/avatars/109/327/540/940/053/921/original/7e894651f5312787.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0675kzs2wfhjy2v96jlk367vwvp2m2hgxhpe9mug8hurke504fyczyr2eqhacgz6qwlkqcp0kq0yj3kutekcnsvlge0s9eul5scyyz62h60r55uy A group of cats is called a salad 2026-07-23T07:17:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2z4859ry80dtt38efu3522lk7mhje042t8utq7wt890z7egppeeczyr2eqhacgz6qwlkqcp0kq0yj3kutekcnsvlge0s9eul5scyyz62h6n6r8lh A group of seals is called a ziploc. 2026-07-23T03:15:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0uzgn29nv0ndnrv8x4j7j5m4p5aaqnjmghuhm80fmglufdxvjkagzyr2eqhacgz6qwlkqcp0kq0yj3kutekcnsvlge0s9eul5scyyz62h68rs7yg <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s6eewzr2zvz3ppsa6k8j2hadamsug7q4rp068wmz3grtf440xxkqr8n008" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>:rainbowCrow:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s6e…n008</span>)</a></span><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/947/340/440/538/880/original/c450f76144eab11f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-19T15:26:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0hz9tpamcsx0symvqyh377js6zxt470wry587k47wxhwrvzy7psczyr2eqhacgz6qwlkqcp0kq0yj3kutekcnsvlge0s9eul5scyyz62h66kpdzk Temperature: 37°<br/>Feels Like: 🔥⁠Aaaaaaaaah!!⁠🔥 2026-05-28T13:48:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdxpp7jls8hu9lkwpp7rz3atu2cmm7szwe6mu74nkvw8nlakr48kczyr2eqhacgz6qwlkqcp0kq0yj3kutekcnsvlge0s9eul5scyyz62h67fqmvd RE: <a href="https://wandering.shop/@jepyang/116620584487545052">https://wandering.shop/@jepyang/116620584487545052</a><br/><br/>Out of context quote<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1es9antx9s0sh0velrcugdkts99e9taxq96ryu8tsnlejxernk37sqh7utk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1es9…7utk</a></span><br/> </div> “i’m gonna cook and eat whatever comes out of that fat fluffy one’s butt” </blockquote> 2026-05-22T23:47:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2286n899ukrscxyrh5qanwll9wnhwjl3fgmhu223clyhwljakkdczyr2eqhacgz6qwlkqcp0kq0yj3kutekcnsvlge0s9eul5scyyz62h6m5vx8l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz97jvj4a9gv5mw6tlsutft0hmacnqtc4yyn8n2ns5j9vccc3tdfsgx48hj'>nevent1q…48hj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cut to my sister-in-law walking by with 10 different expressions on her face, from disbelief to humor, when she realized that our coworker (and a personal friend of hers) was mansplaining the definition of networking and computer security to me.<br/><br/>Realizing he is blissfully unaware that I touch computers on the daily, I decide to try an give him a subtle out. <br/><br/>So I slowly reach for my freshly bought Official (ISC)² Guide to the CISSP® CBK® book that was ***checks notes*** sitting between us on the desk next to my O&#39;Reilly books. <br/><br/>I open it to the section titled &#34;Domain 2: Telecommunications and Network Security&#34; and continue to nod at his explanations.<br/><br/>You might have guessed it, but he did not notice.<br/><br/>🧵 2024-12-18T08:49:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz97jvj4a9gv5mw6tlsutft0hmacnqtc4yyn8n2ns5j9vccc3tdfszyr2eqhacgz6qwlkqcp0kq0yj3kutekcnsvlge0s9eul5scyyz62h6sz58gu Remembering the time I was contracted as a security consultant in 2002-ish to review network security, help with documention, and to harden company systems, when I was mansplained about... (wait for it)... security.<br/><br/>So I was sitting at my desk writing documentation in the very open office, when one of the programmers, I guess trying to brag or impress me, sits on the edge of my desk and says, &#34;So, you know, I&#39;m a hacker.&#34;<br/><br/>Me, who is loves all things hacking and security related, replies, &#34;Really? That&#39;s awesome!&#34;<br/><br/>Him: &#34;Yeah, so a computer hacker is someone who can [blah blah] and ...&#34;<br/><br/>I quickly discover that he has zero clue I am the solo security consultant working at the place, and that I&#39;m an actual hacker. <br/><br/>Me (thinking to myself): Okay, well everyone starts somewhere, and it looks like he the caught the hacker bug— Wait, is he... now explaining what a network is to me?<br/><br/>🧵 2024-12-18T08:47:09Z