Nostr notes by Andrew "weev" Auernheimer

This is an actual paper from an actual Chinaman. Those poor ...

2026-10-28T15:34:09Z

This is an actual paper from an actual Chinaman. Those poor bastards.

Hiring collaborators to write some Nostr-based anticensorship ...

2026-10-16T15:39:57Z

Hiring collaborators to write some Nostr-based anticensorship software. Budget is small and not lucrative. This is not a startup and it is not going to turn a profit, but you will get massive dividends in lulz and the kingdom of heaven will open its gates to you. Still, you'll get paid.

Virtually everything ever called a 'deportation' did ...

2026-10-12T19:35:29Z

Virtually everything ever called a 'deportation' did nothing to solve demographic crises. Soviets deported some chunk of populations like Chechens, didn't seem to accomplish much for Russians, mere decades later and they are fucking drowning in assorted wogs with a Chechen now appointed as the supreme general of the military. Herbert Hoover did a massive Mexican remigration in the thirties, at least 2 million spics, and Eisenhower did another milly with Operation Wetback in the fifties, but America is still drowning in these creatures.

Everything that ever worked was not a repatriation order at all. It was an expulsion order. These work the exact opposite. You do not run around trying to detain people, nor spend the obscene resources to give them a free flight out of the country. You publish a document like King Phillip did in the early 17th century which can be summarized as "Every Mohammedan has 3 days to leave Spain, under penalty of death. Subjects of the crown who identify a Mohammedan afterwards are under posse duty to attempt to kill them, lest they be charged with harboring." In 3 days, the number of Moslems in Spain was zero. This also was the strategy for well over a hundred successful expulsions of Jews within Europe.

I don’t support a system of deportations. They reduce immigration enforcement to a ridiculous game of hide and seek -- not the only childish part of our nationality system, as the unprecedented unrestricted jus soli citizenship policy that the United States has adopted similarly transforms our border into a giant game of "Red Rover" with pregnant nonwhites. Deportations very visibly have a 100% failure rate in history. You have to give the people free license to kill their blood enemies and inform said enemies of such situation, and then watch them flee like rats. If we are going to cleanse the white nations of browns, such widespread and distributed right to slaughter them must be synthesized -- perhaps by giving ICE agents absolute immunity, an order for summary execution of detainees, and pay millions of Trump voters a penny and distribute a badge and service pistol to all of them. But deportations aren't going to cut it. You have to shoot violators where they stand.

LOL, Lightning completely owned again. The payment system of the ...

2026-10-02T14:23:23Z

LOL, Lightning completely owned again. The payment system of the future, people!

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This “financial spyware” phrasing is very good. I am going to ...

2026-09-27T19:08:13Z

This “financial spyware” phrasing is very good. I am going to start using it. It is obviously true.

Here's my pitch. MAID-maid café. Get a nice soapy rub job ...

2026-09-26T17:09:24Z

Here's my pitch. MAID-maid café. Get a nice soapy rub job and then the last thing you see before you sleep forever is big honkers in a low-cut French maid uniform jiggling in a cute dance.