2026-10-28T03:11:03Z https://nostr.now alina (enterprise edition) https://nostr.now/npub16hky0ks5uf2jk96hl48ul98sjr98fx34que5z9zwy8vcv5nml2rqw8dqr9 https://girldick.gay/system/accounts/avatars/107/847/696/040/258/391/original/7a99b901103916ea.png https://girldick.gay/system/accounts/avatars/107/847/696/040/258/391/original/7a99b901103916ea.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9sz36z8djqet4sx376la9ta4kd5k4aasy5tluezl3cqtjv36pxgczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvx746pl tummy aches of death wehhh coffee hates me ;~; 2026-10-29T08:14:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszxf0ra5h8a0r88rzsgrr02zpdxrg9jnjgh5uh7k9n2f2qqdllxhgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvv70jcj update! i just fixed myself, and this time it feels like it might be permanent? i am so confused<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/481/919/657/809/057/original/268025f79e14f549.png"> <br/> 2026-10-22T01:21:51Z 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href='/nevent1qqsy7hhw8jym3vhcjjfac6zl7rzjtpaxjcvt7awpq3f7ve4f8jfahxsj7kaeh'>nevent1q…kaeh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>can you please stop, this feels so weird like i dont know any of you, stop talking about me like that<br/><br/>&#34;or maybe a bit more side tummy shown then it would be perfect&#34; i&#39;m not your ai girlfriend stop giving me instructions on how to dress 2026-10-09T14:41:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp3lkt8m7p8axuecqut35hjfqqp8zgjapryzms2fm6tn2wadc0yrszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvzntvuj i feel like this dress needs to be a bit thicker around the chest area<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/411/426/577/250/995/original/fa6afea973f7138b.png"> <br/> 2026-10-09T14:31:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf4c3ssfm6ytnyssaj7553q3k0794qdd49vwckgmzqk9af67enssszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv9nxd44 this is how you share ~~malware~~ code, right<br/> <img 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https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz29endnaj2w0gfl5rwk95qk7xh2cvrq2tya9azqhuw36p3hee2kczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvlp2u7a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgw7l80atp9y6ahjx78f4npvdvgqrlg9nd6fj25lcrxzmtjy4hl6ckg7j88'>nevent1q…7j88</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>the adjective &#39;soft&#39; implies elasticity and the ability to change, yet haskell, church and turing have shown us like a century ago already that deterministic side-effect-free functional programming is the only correct way to use a computer 2026-10-07T22:21:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgw7l80atp9y6ahjx78f4npvdvgqrlg9nd6fj25lcrxzmtjy4hl6czyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvlac352 software was a mistake 2026-10-07T22:20:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfw2w3mc9c6z5jgu0fp3vdc7p9dv4wzw03rzgnw83eyfxhx5lj4uczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv20me9z compiling/linking an interpreter statically feels so stupid<br/> <img 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corpse&#34; because i was complaining (not safewording) about barely being able to breathe while getting railed &gt;~&gt; 2026-10-02T03:38:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstucjd7xla5675yffn7zu4xah9n0k85539ulyeesrr9nvu7wjf06szyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvwape8q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqunz776yg7sndf6fmpktmmzmgcrysyvyxfjt928xvm07hvr0xv3g4nd9lh'>nevent1q…d9lh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>why do you host in the US again? 2026-10-02T02:18:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvugnfxt8n2vyf37g2emj05vpy5zmdqjjklctalde7rlcpht94lfszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvt8hjgk attention! meowing is mandatory.<br/>achtung! miauen ist pflicht.<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/365/424/934/228/006/original/efece71f293a9655.jpg"> <br/> 2026-10-01T11:35:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp6sls98w0t369nwkccp0qz8ws50gw2zvrwg8erfsvjv9mgjz8d0gzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv75mce2 uh oh my left arm went numb<br/><br/>am i having a stroke 2026-09-30T08:12:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdun3c8s57xcjezq44a82f7h4up66uudnm2ndlg2ezrhfvnpwmupgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvx7ju2r what i mean when i say i carry ice on my neck<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/354/893/250/586/484/original/d5757a355c71ff0c.png"> <br/> 2026-09-29T14:55:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvnc0d9aprv07qylad9jvdpv87c9800f007t6g74v9xc23g80x0rszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv4e8z8u it feels so unnecessarily overpowered in meetings that i get to just &#34;meow&#34; or &#34;woof&#34; as adlibs when i dont know what else to say to make the sentence make sense while my coworkers have to go like &#34;uhmmm uh hmm yeah right and wee-&#34; for a bit until their brain lag resolves, like meowing just has a much better phonetic flow ykwim 2026-09-29T09:54:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqzu9x9zl4dgjl3dvlut30v75uy9sqa2qztvc5z6vptedgwyvgqhczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvy0s4vd 04:04 sleep not found 2026-09-29T02:05:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrm6aujtz5h95yac86f66xsqmzz8khzvrpfxpd6z4vk8fg5hg9a4gzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvg2mlvq alina it is 11pm why are you carrying your heavy backpack down friedrichstraße and tempelhofer damm<br/><br/>the reason is simple;<br/>walkies! :3 2026-09-21T21:12:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsps6wyf3ly7m2dtcwdrykrcyyfdrdpy25hctkhqh32y3sx5sxt8egzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv0lk7n7 hello i have been reminded that i should post boobs more often<br/><br/>i have heard that some beings seem to like them and even find them &#39;attractive&#39;,, so i might just cater myself to that audience for a bit :&gt;<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/290/065/956/668/119/original/21562cf1d709fbc6.png"> <br/> <img 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href='/nevent1qqsrz2ntu9l3s9fdlme7lv4qs4ayzfrr66j0q7c5ggl6wl5pgc8gq0sntg28f'>nevent1q…g28f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>currently pulling various bitches at 160MiB/s according to my qbittorrent-enhanced-nox hosted in singapore 2026-09-17T19:11:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrz2ntu9l3s9fdlme7lv4qs4ayzfrr66j0q7c5ggl6wl5pgc8gq0szyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvp79fhh being 12 and discovering torrents for the first time was like; i came for Sword.Art.Online.S01.MULTi.VFi.1080p.BluRay.HDLight.AC3.2.0.x265-TARDiS-FiTGiRL-RePACK.rar but i stayed for Iran-Ministry-of-Defense.7z 2026-09-17T18:59:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswycxkws2lksm32w7ana25fwsure86wrg0rg9snt6wr9u3ntm0ycqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvsguhq2 i have been enlightened about how good ZFS is and how as a btrfs user i am missing out on having a pool with multiple datasets of varying decryption keys that still get dynamically allocated and a home partition decrypted with pam-unlock 2026-09-13T10:03:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0yd4w4k8kgathqrsge392v3uljrrt3zu57tsawqns2jf2jhyl0pqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvleeywu who up vendoring they packages 2026-09-11T14:43:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2lemzxvfujhfnddxq7nmm6cdc5kz8ltukgxn0v396mdgctvg45rgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvjk4lsl ohayō, Berlin Centraal 🥺🥰<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/250/506/403/018/230/original/5b849a95e152f5ed.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/250/506/478/154/947/original/cb4146d91599ae6a.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/250/506/479/196/612/original/0cb6e3fd4a4dd713.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/250/506/496/629/465/original/9580ee488aa46c37.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-11T04:32:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg3fs4rchdhq8vzavjnqjy8qa87nevc74ltt0zlh9qg9ghsqu9ajgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv8hd26g i don&#39;t like the trend of ai bros and rust people who dont slop both using the word &#34;agent&#34; to mean totally different things, now i always have to click on a youtube video and skip through it to know whether the title is referring to an producer/channel/consumer pattern or a slop machine 2026-09-10T17:57:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs08lzf3hdq86y8d2hpu3u99s346cpq5j690hppaq97muznpl589eszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvw9vy94 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr634usjpcp00e25pkcl3n4n60k5p26j22szrw0aspvwyttdvsj3q6840dt'>nevent1q…40dt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>(alina.)dog 2026-09-10T16:27:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmt25nkcnx7yqypx9hfzsfzr2dr6edv9nje3h547e4z5n4afcu3czyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv4whrvt watching talks about rust is hard because everytime they say ownership i get hard 2026-09-08T14:10:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstgf98q49hvdj7n4vdd4035mjskt4nz0dwspcv0u8mfu6gn2ggz5qzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvp2czu2 the virtio spec is cooking me alive 2026-09-05T08:18:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszxx7g9t4u694dyul3s4d2a7mr8fejwgc58k6xmm84az9n0w5dr0czyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvmztean In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgv43yuffryc7cwwhexvuayessvtau2g9r7qrwvxedwwhvadrezpsw88ut7'>nevent1q…8ut7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>so much rain that when i take a photo it just looks like fog<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/213/280/271/324/830/original/07b248d92978c770.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-04T14:39:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgv43yuffryc7cwwhexvuayessvtau2g9r7qrwvxedwwhvadrezpszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvtft4th that&#39;s a lot of rain 2026-09-04T14:36:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw374p2cl55zyem3jrj8xrm28t3k9un04qyknjlrlxkevf0pyn7nczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvlg5hcd finally managed to sign it without the stupid web interface breaking lol<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1l4285gfl2l9389hm80dy2z6pq8qq34x8lmpag3pekgyknrkg72yqjh04ey" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Mars 🌰 Squirrelbite.com</span> (<span class="italic">npub1l42…04ey</span>)</a></span> <a href="https://squirrel.pub/@mars/117167520988747263">https://squirrel.pub/@mars/117167520988747263</a><br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/212/161/279/172/484/original/1826e3365376ba0c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-04T09:55:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvvc53l40vl7n2xrh0hlnurwyan7up24vt68s6txa5jrl7njvxquqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv853ys3 beautiful - i keep stumbling upon these experiments because i&#39;m building something similar<br/><br/><a href="https://arcan-fe.com/2021/04/12/introducing-pipeworld/">https://arcan-fe.com/2021/04/12/introducing-pipeworld/</a><br/><br/><a href="https://github.com/letoram/pipeworld">https://github.com/letoram/pipeworld</a> 2026-09-03T14:27:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy6xeaq5vqfggjqy376p4qyj0jmde5g85u4hyja93n7f45vm967dszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvvrg2jh what&#39;s your server/network/fqdn naming scheme? mine is just alkanes, boring i know<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/197/743/770/082/144/original/5a306f8e77255870.png"> <br/> 2026-09-01T20:48:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswg3qcxmh4e2rv5tdspe9xlq2vv67e6u0cekkpqrp0t448qy03chqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvj42scy we¹ up in the hacked space compiling postgres statically-linked for musl64 with LLVM, 27 extensions and package it with nushell maintenance scripts<br/><br/>1: ok tbh 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hot choccy so it is now being jailed in the hotel minibar fridge until it behaves 2026-08-21T08:10:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs90e67p84vvgqjm06qzd63fsh0fhnqd55757w42g2qne4ux6sgcgszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agva5yeun chat is it reasonable to get ever so slightly emotionally dependent on a buttplug, asking for a friend<br/><br/>i think it&#39;s funny to think of how most people would probably consider it to be more &#34;normal&#34; to be emotionally dependent on wearing a collar, despite (at least for me) the collar having a a much stronger physical euphoria high¹, it feels very similar to GABAergic drugs when my owner pulls on it (the collar, i think pulling a buttplug with lots of force might not be such a good idea depending on the size)<br/><br/>1: i do not actually know whether the average person judges kink, sex and drugs based on the principle that getting high in public is a taboo or something similar or far off, i am very much not neurotypical 2026-08-19T17:47:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdjhwx6ftwphlph4f36cz4e58ak9pnk77rwlyt8dw9k2njjamratgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv6x8hue deutsche IT be like: willst du lieber mit dem SIEMENS Totally Integrated Automation Platform oder der Schmerzgrube Openstack arbeiten? 2026-08-15T22:24:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrxezrpux8ezmwfxc5glsd4mxgg2s6lpktpv9xgmr0w2nlktpw3vczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvlm8t57 henlo doomscrolling machine i would like one dopamine please thankyou 2026-08-15T21:53:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0u70v83u8jhtvcxm3qyzesst2c57vahuqevd8sa2d7al865t7pnqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvhd80l9 i gotta start hiring law firms for sending SLAPP cease &amp; desist letters to those with bad takes about binary encoding schemes in my replies 2026-08-14T18:44:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfjx7zush8ppm5u9hunk2rfhp9d3lf230gjqtfgqgt8s8g4mq2x6szyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv32nd0a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8yv53eh6c35cghyke3l8jnzrlljz0nhpstdzd6uwqxjknldqhkgskzgz44'>nevent1q…gz44</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>,,,,,,,, we all wanna get intimate with our FPGAs sometimes, dont we<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/091/029/643/054/009/original/90fa9cf584c8658c.png"> <br/> 2026-08-14T00:29:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8yv53eh6c35cghyke3l8jnzrlljz0nhpstdzd6uwqxjknldqhkgszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvxu2lpz ??? 😭 😭<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/117/090/956/329/498/124/original/faf7c5853a4eda1c.png"> <br/> 2026-08-14T00:10:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyytwc0yturctppavr6qdgtp09c9rcuq7nvu8udm0re0jqxjrx2kgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv99qk3g nice commit history loser did your mom rebase it for you 2026-08-10T16:44:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrvkf70t53zua8367pvln7urj240ywk4r2gks2z6mtyl9t4jxgatczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvcd8hxa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvl9d0ys4e5gsmgcqn3drx87qn2yt40cawjkpv0ypvzlwy3hg7mcs8pp62v'>nevent1q…p62v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i do not approve of the ableist rhetoric around intelligence quotients but i fully support this message on a technical level 2026-08-01T06:34:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyvugw7v2wxnl5632pqpjjvkvs5vzjd206zwfzml4edp5sr0qx3hgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvy3k68v QML widgets are awesome! i love writing desktop widgets for controlling my system as simple shell scripts triggered by a themed button<br/><br/>the animated space rays in the background are my cpu usage stats graphed over time hihi<br/><br/>this is why i&#39;ll probably stick with swayfx forever, because i already extend it so much with all sorts of desktop integrations that i really dont need a desktop environment, i rather just write a custom one for myself!<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/993/505/806/804/062/original/a72d6ac68605e232.png"> <br/> 2026-07-27T19:11:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyk8z2ypkjjyes70drgzrfckfvw349h6au2ywrw3wdul8t792mzjgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvnm4gde my employer sent me sandals and socks for my birthday 😵‍💫 aaa this is the most German thing ever<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/981/505/405/902/608/original/211f0322f8f3347b.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/981/513/751/690/634/original/6881b264e5ac98cc.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-25T16:18:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8hh8vm62c0gtpnqqv5fxexvxle684l5vpjyee4g0esm7z6vwe93czyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvrztra2 is there any screenshot tool for wayland that doesn&#39;t break for ultra wide screens<br/><br/>here&#39;s a list of those that do<br/>- flameshot<br/>- 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href='/nevent1qqsg8ywmkwrtnfzftszh0mj8vnr7kaypmjfyne0llzca72km0mn8chsfj9vs8'>nevent1q…9vs8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>god damnit 2026-06-25T23:16:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw26c4kp89xacvu6flkt4efzjgtkuz853q7tfp2qt7s9mj7apd55gzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv9jlxek recently more and more allegations are hitting me that some people think i&#39;m cute, so i&#39;m here to solve this once and for all - vox populi vox dei<br/><br/>do you think i&#39;m cute 2026-06-25T22:56:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr72cc0wn26fuz8xmugzmy06nrs7zv9nl8dz79rdw6tp9yqgnsxtqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvuhzphv you wouldn&#39;t order an anti-aircraft artillery sensor LIDAR for 86.392,39€ from aliexpress<br/><br/><a href="https://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005010259650575.html">https://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005010259650575.html</a> 2026-06-22T22:27:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvu6pdsf6t5mdwt6fxxwta59ss7rn9rktpuuly6xk8jke7khh40pgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvjgx4g0 i will commit hate crimes against docker<br/><br/>die die die stupid piece of shit just fucking die 2026-06-22T15:27:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs93exc7g7rg0kwrkpnxktpkggvd4p52tvjpd6j5vm8va057amkn3gzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv56hsu9 *sigh*.., i love Berlin on evenings like these<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/787/816/347/870/075/original/ffa423761cf214a5.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/787/816/370/441/819/original/778b0f99b5fa0eec.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/787/816/392/036/581/original/069801999cc663e5.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/787/816/415/572/066/original/d91db71065d98d5f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-21T11:20:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg098nvnax636lh4ylca6fnldt2vz3677vct99ask7cace24a0e9czyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv9xcs39 i&#39;ve got a halo, can you see it?<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/782/497/235/274/800/original/096df63393b9cdff.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/782/497/446/888/097/original/6ea7513d8aab631b.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/782/514/667/115/648/original/7391ee9d00816356.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-20T12:50:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgc23zn82uhjshgyyhl90dfr8m9vvgxhm8mw42qqsmrm3tkru5vjczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvfzhx5n once again i am yearning for a girl to command me to get on my knees, push my face into her crotch and force her dick down my throat,,, &gt;&lt; 2026-06-10T12:26:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9c5ldatt6as53kqr0ak3n42c0m8a7takxpl5zl8n8g903ldwretczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvtmjauj meowning :3 2026-06-09T07:45:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0xyy2knypxcnhuyuwneluhp4jv9z5t9u96kzn7dcf2n8hrlf5gvgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv6qfg04 #gang<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/676/093/228/086/363/original/b86c36cfbe7515a0.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-01T17:46:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszprqpm5c67653qtxlpm4awwwx2pkj9l6vgpf375ekf6xsgnsqtfszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvzy5j2w i have 50€ per month to spend on useless online shops as part of some employee benefits program so i went with the most expensive netflix subscription which they advertise with 4K HDR video and no ads, since everything else that i could spend the money for is even worse. turns out they still degrade the resolution to 720p on all linux-based DRM backends which ruins any experience of watching a show on an OLED HDR UWQHD monitor. immediately cancelled it, biggest waste of money ever. i hate misleading advertising, how is that even legal 2026-05-30T10:59:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs85r0qa774sxv3n0272y06fuxu045m4krfpmhxtsv29u9pppkvkvczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvclmpx8 you know her technical rant is getting real when she&#39;s ADHDing three bullet-point indentation layers deep 2026-05-18T14:07:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxvh70x6ycnze0gn267jrzu87uvws0aal6pe48hzdqm5z2wfrzwaczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvfxw6zg good morning, here we go again! D:<br/><br/><a href="https://github.com/0xdeadbeefnetwork/ssh-keysign-pwn">https://github.com/0xdeadbeefnetwork/ssh-keysign-pwn</a> 2026-05-15T08:01:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspuf28jsyhp7lvvs567ak93x7w02za9ara5yxt4p9u6emplmemr2gzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv8x783x let&#39;s go to hell, i hear that shit&#39;s pretty 2026-05-05T13:50:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswwxq79nd38v8cc62sdw7jjcg8nlvt7nc5y5arpswt6u27wmag8zqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvvk3u7x my laptop&#39;s spinning fan noises, and by extension linus torvalds and his stupid 7.0.2 release, are at fault that i cant fall asleep. it has been compiling for 2 hours again, the ccache still seems to fail me and my sleep 2026-05-05T00:23:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtsg79tm3n748q9klrsux6n0pw4pda49mvayu4h6a0x8dwzwd7lqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvvh33dd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszs7f4mzzzx0mp6g5rd6pe34700lhr0dztf3j8hyrwkkkywdef6scxa6j3k'>nevent1q…6j3k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>FUCK 2026-04-30T23:21:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqa4fg6xamuylynws9gsc0550mp5efzhhfuvq7ml2jc2mlgcammcszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvcjwpsv craving chocolate but it&#39;s 1am so all stores are probably closed q.q<br/><br/>wait no right i live in a metropolis of 4.5 million people and the next 24/7 Rewe is like a few hundred meters away...<br/><br/>time to embark on a super important mission!! 2026-04-30T23:18:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw6086svvpqexrs8jrtkqna8utj6n4t6syfd3v40vuke5e2l3tenczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv9lslzr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw5x0l70k0k7thzz75maalnupe3sl7934mqx37uqtuynua5y4ufgg2ecusv'>nevent1q…cusv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>also &#34;what stops those repeaters from tracking you?&#34; the fact that they wouldn&#39;t be able to distinguish a sender from a repeater, as it is in reticulum, where there is no concept of source address, only people&#39;s public keys<br/><br/>(i have to admit i would be much better at reciting the relevant literature had i slept last night) 2026-04-29T17:36:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw5x0l70k0k7thzz75maalnupe3sl7934mqx37uqtuynua5y4ufggzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvzkqhd2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstd22jl5fy79ztagzctqlkdyv5wpw82pzm4d2l9qdrnx9u8vc72uq09kdp3'>nevent1q…kdp3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>internet infrastructure should be publicly accessible, no one needs billing or access control except for those seeking to profit off of what should be a human right 2026-04-29T17:31:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd4l7a0395n00tmssmdgaqejjkzt2pwh63wrqrkzg4270wsrjrzwgzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvhrxvmp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqpf4k9ml72auaac0x57z5k5ay0lcxfsw86w22mv3yw4xev638e4sw3z6kj'>nevent1q…z6kj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>in this scenario the network provider would just have to provide internet-connecter repeaters compared to a massive routing backbone, which is already the case for amateur radio, it would just have to be adopted for LTE roaming 2026-04-29T17:26:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy8tf6avfxaztlzy3dkpgneadhj9cqlumuyreup9l8u3nh8vdwljqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv7jl84f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz4xmawlhnanjnt42vznykdmcpv9kwaugslp0asswu5wx2s9kn92sf38drx'>nevent1q…8drx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>by running an off grid mesh like meshtastic or much better reticulum as a transport layer and any anonymizing layer like onion-routing (tor) or garlic-routing (i2p) on top of that<br/><br/>irdest would probably also work as transport layer 2026-04-29T17:15:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsww3mzqmdfnj50frrftfsdhlhf8e5949vtju80fzlvgeuxarl8ndszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvxsmqer i think we should either<br/>- force cellular data network providers to anonymize all traffic in a layered encrypted multi-hop mesh <br/>or<br/>- abolish mobile phones altogether <br/><br/>i hate living in a society that expects me to carry a precise gps tracking device in my pocket 24/7 in order to interact with basic public infrastructure 2026-04-29T17:03:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs89j4w25h2tmcg0gcmrdm8tum2t9kv0wma72cky6vk8z9elkzxydczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvjmrl2n i love how switching from networkmanager to systemd-networkd has increased my bootup time from a few seconds to two fucking minutes 2026-04-13T22:55:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0yc9f6zhm3hya78f5q0gnum2aerr8x0ar66sxp6uduu8w5ya0lhqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvk6shgn recommend me anime movies pls - the ones that build up a romantic relationship and then hit you like a truck and make you cry, like Kimi no Na Wa, Weathering with You, Castle in the Sky, Suzume etc 2026-04-10T21:34:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx7wsupl83t8wrpn4m4jy7fa4200qtjy7cnsfndp29q6gsfh89jfczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvztsn44 hi fedi i heard you like boobs and tummy and possibly even thighs<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/360/411/380/273/737/original/e968b70a47fb6d38.png"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/360/411/894/417/179/original/2e180753d73341b9.png"> <br/> 2026-04-06T23:44:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr785tyu9038arrn77vc7x2ag3wgjt9tmvzlkrsgz9j3mufv24ugqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv255avt YESSS i&#39;ve been yearning for this for years<br/><br/><a href="https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-IPv6-IPv4-Legacy-Knobs">https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-IPv6-IPv4-Legacy-Knobs</a> 2026-04-02T20:37:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs82ey46rf7g95lt8mv6v6f7sj8kmnhu5huh7hs0lkwfzjfzzqa85czyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv0penyf systemd-dectd when<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/178/164/012/049/857/original/e6d6b4745b81c8e6.png"> <br/> 2026-03-05T19:15:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqn73enwmzlqlyahgsy5jlhjmsrrlkheyg8p68d2qxlsx4sfl2g3czyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvrp2lgp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswatz5r2dqz56py6vcmvcwhfhcktlhgpkhqlyj28czw60s69xv63gy5lj98'>nevent1q…lj98</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh and this one turned out great as well imo. i love this body, this odd and unique creation of mine.<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/169/560/305/910/797/original/a00996893731d69e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-04T06:48:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswatz5r2dqz56py6vcmvcwhfhcktlhgpkhqlyj28czw60s69xv63gzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvl0448s henlo i&#39;d like you to appreciate my boobs for a moment, i think they&#39;re pretty. ok that&#39;s it thanks for coming we&#39;re done here<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/169/544/291/547/833/original/71b27531fdb345ae.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-04T06:45:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy25v48v07pnzmp8cx7ksjdz8zzpp9277lz0qzjnzjm0mfhfgct6qzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv9nea9d if you&#39;re a player of the game &#34;dead cells&#34; you may now open it to see the name of yours truly on the global leader board ;3 (again) #deadcells<br/><br/>also lol at the &#34;We recommend playing Dead Cells with a controller!&#34; , i&#39;ve been playing keyboard only for the past 600 hours<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/116/091/649/862/244/966/original/bb3d6ad50812e441.png"> <br/> 2026-02-18T12:33:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8pdgaazpkt4xavwhj309h926lmffks3hkdt8jw2r2pj5eh3g6rpszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv679hy6 chat i may have accidentally recreated object oriented interface factory consumer hell in Nix, my favorite functional programming language 2026-02-17T20:27:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9nxf8qk95p7myjtvnr9xjv6tyh285zukhvmp7mfkc2ahpa5cp6ygzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvlry4k5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrse706079yxf96eywr7e4szjajj28mnxnm6fesm5e4d4jfm7nzngr89laq'>nevent1q…9laq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i used to have an RSS feed of lobste.rs on my homescreen but like every second article is about or by AI nowadays, it kinda ruined the whole spirit of it for me 2026-02-17T19:32:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxpum0wpjj329k4wr6uy4ut62hs7f5xyw7qyqrj00cqlj65kdkywszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvwqa7fu pulling a torrent with gigabit speed rn. cumming 2026-02-17T04:48:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsduc4e2yhkyrlg6qjgf6dgwycfz8mrh57ksfr2j6ffl5snjwwz0wqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv3kt3gc *finds a shady ass cloud provider*<br/>&#34;ok but it cant be that bad right&#34;<br/><br/>&gt;kptr_restrict=0<br/>&gt;ptrace_scope=0<br/>&gt;can load kernel modules<br/>&gt;no module signature enforcement<br/>&gt;everything is a python3 script<br/>&gt;seccomp disabled<br/>&gt;/dev/shm<br/>&gt;/bin/docker<br/>&gt;/home1..40, 40 dirs under the FS root that are all mounted ext4 each containing a sqlite DB with logs about the every single user<br/>&gt;kernel lockdown mode = none <br/>&gt;lets me modify $PATH and scp static binaries into the container<br/>&gt;400+ open tmux sessions<br/>&gt;setuid binaries in /config<br/><br/>mfw 2026-02-12T01:45:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8evew9nhknvyzqs24yw06yqxw089svpzg2x5we7kdt50cw9r2xegzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvykuqyk sleep deprivation starts being real fun once it feels like you&#39;re teleporting through the metro system with no real clue what&#39;s going on but arriving at your destination anyway (after taking the wrong train line maybe 2 or 3 times) 2026-02-10T07:44:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsytu9zr34ccn8sjl9vqef2ql5e4q6r4f2ttn2k92az32dqhxcqh7qzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvjgkp79 alias sudo = ssh root@::1 2026-02-09T00:58:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp50a6n90uw8p6zugw30fhax0p9zu696s5ws80uztkz658t3wkkwszyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agv8zcs8m i&#39;ve spent the last 4 hours reproducing the kernel panic that i&#39;m getting in my initramfs by manually executing every step from within busybox while documenting changes to the system state. someone send help 2026-02-03T02:26:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv3xgq86rnav3dnmnjy7568h6pdp3s5e3cack6swmn40n77lxe66qzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvh2683z how on earth do they load a cloudflare challenge into the javascript renderer of a PDF. i hate the modern internet, just give me static information ffs<br/><br/>and then there is dark reader [fig2] claiming i am currently on a PDF and thus cannot modify the page to being more accessible for me and my bad eyes. meanwhile it displays a cloudflare challenge that invades my privacy and blocks me due to my spoofed user agent<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/980/444/703/434/680/original/235a1f85ff6562f4.png"> <br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/980/447/969/015/156/original/b4e7bc9145fa93dd.png"> <br/> 2026-01-29T21:14:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxm87j5kxg597s4scd52qlaq32r2x4rse4rayj4t0w20qwfukrxaczyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvhrlwym fuck every single whitepaper publication portal that hides behind cloudflare, sciencedirect.com specifically 2026-01-28T21:09:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrwjaku62jrxrhc3ce8nm4x25e0vm97rv4m5w3jh3njuhq868g6mqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvl7kh74 i have experienced this effect so many times that maybe i should find a name for it, how about spagheTTYfication<br/> <img src="https://girldick.gay/system/media_attachments/files/115/958/168/851/141/241/original/24fc3ad4d255c689.png"> <br/> 2026-01-25T22:52:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsguyesdffs047scwqruw9g3y6rfzyqg98zfy4wzynjp2w3rakl8nqzyr27c376zn3922ch2l75lnu57zgv5ay6x5rnxsg5fcsanpjj00agvhh4d2d many years ago, my nazi father told me to go learn C++ as my first programming language if i ever want to be a big boy and make money.<br/>a few years later, my conservative gamer uncle told me to learn Visual Basic if i ever want to be a big boy and make money.<br/>a week after that, my gay hippie cousin (not the autistic gradle core dev who i never really got to talk to) told me to learn python if i want to actually learn something.<br/>1.5 years after the third incident, i fell in love with a girl over twitter when i was 16 and she ended up teaching me programming because we found out through me accidentally doxxing her that we only lived 10km apart in the middle of fucknowhere of lower bavaria. she started with x86 assembly, went over to the foundations of C, then we installed arch linux on my laptop together and then she let me do my own shit. and i will be forever grateful to her.<br/>the first language that i actually mastered after that was Nix, because it revolutionized most of what i did until then. 2026-01-25T21:14:31Z