Nostr notes by Kirby

why are her knockers so biggg here. i like it

2026-10-18T13:32:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…524q
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why are her knockers so biggg here. i like it

>this could DESTROY Sony yeah in your dreams pal

2026-10-09T21:58:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…ntfw
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>this could DESTROY Sony

yeah in your dreams pal

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2026-10-01T18:30:16Z

clicked on a gelbooru link by accident award

cc @npub1scu…es43 you might like this

2026-09-28T11:33:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…xglf
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cc Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon (npub1scu…es43) you might like this

the "do not redeem" guy had kids apparently ...

2026-09-28T11:33:04Z

the "do not redeem" guy had kids apparently

Apparently the fine folk at the Moronix forums are shitting all ...

2026-09-08T07:54:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…e99u
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Apparently the fine folk at the Moronix forums are shitting all over it. But that's their job. They're all still morons.

Well hey this is pretty cool. ...

2026-09-08T07:52:35Z

Well hey this is pretty cool.

"she's right doe" :pernia:

2026-09-07T18:04:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…cy77
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"she's right doe" :pernia:

my ego wants to be bigger. the only reason it isn't is ...

2026-09-05T14:05:35Z

my ego wants to be bigger. the only reason it isn't is because the crowd generously keeps it in check

why the heck does "don't show who i'm following" ...

2026-09-04T22:01:40Z

why the heck does "don't show who i'm following" not put "Hidden" for the following field now? all it does is report the user as following nobody... i thought my server waz brokey :sad:

hai

2026-09-04T04:03:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…f2w6
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hai

somethin tells me people aren't gonan show up to this one

2026-09-04T03:03:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…dpea
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somethin tells me people aren't gonan show up to this one

send pic.

2026-09-03T19:56:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…9857
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send pic.

I'm not sure I'm mentally prepared to handle actually ...

2026-08-10T09:59:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…f3yd
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I'm not sure I'm mentally prepared to handle actually maintaining this server for a change, but it looks like I'm gonna have to stare at graphs to make sure my job queue doesn't become constipated. Fuck me

My posts don't seem to be reliably reaching FSE for whatever ...

2026-08-10T09:47:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…yn58
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My posts don't seem to be reliably reaching FSE for whatever reason

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2026-08-10T09:46:43Z

test

impossible mission. the "stay a while, stay forever" ...

2026-08-09T19:10:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…ssta
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impossible mission. the "stay a while, stay forever" quote is ingrained into my memory after i heard it once

now what does take forever to build is every piece of code ...

2026-08-09T12:00:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…s0jc
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now what does take forever to build is every piece of code written in c++ i happen to come across. i am emerging libjxl right now and it is taking its sweet time to build all 234 files it has (not all of it is sepples actually). guess all that weird object oriented stuff eats cycles like a bitch

i remember compiling python around 2020 and going to eat dinner ...

2026-08-09T11:53:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…pthn
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i remember compiling python around 2020 and going to eat dinner whilst waiting for it to finish compiling. that was on an intel atom. maybe I've just grown more patient but it never takes thaaat long to compile... especially on my laptop leagues more powerful than that piece of garbage i initially built python on

all i remember was lagging super badly then exiting the server. ...

2026-08-09T11:17:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…z0da
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all i remember was lagging super badly then exiting the server. still love the crappy mexican internet i had to use for a few weeks

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2026-08-08T20:20:00Z

pay your rent

ain't that swell ...

2026-08-07T17:36:36Z

ain't that swell

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2026-08-03T03:48:44Z

This copy of Linux is not genuine.

Got this a bit ago. I'm going to hold off until the Artix ...

2026-07-28T04:05:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…m4af
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Got this a bit ago. I'm going to hold off until the Artix folks send something in the news page

so do i rename the file and try to update again?

2026-07-28T03:53:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…n8es
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so do i rename the file and try to update again?

Anyone else on Artix been gettin' this weird error when ...

2026-07-28T03:28:39Z

Anyone else on Artix been gettin' this weird error when running a pacman -Syu? It's been like a day since I got this last and I assume maybe they'd have fixed it by now.. but considering that hasn't happened it might just be a problem with the way my system is configured :x

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2026-07-27T22:55:45Z

This Discord server could've been a fediverse instance.

this is the equivalent of telling you the grass is green. have ...

2026-07-21T13:00:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…ez0a
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this is the equivalent of telling you the grass is green. have fun debugging

some invalid value got passed into an internal go library ...

2026-07-21T12:59:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…k4x0
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some invalid value got passed into an internal go library function maybe

i dont think my apropos works ...

2026-07-19T21:50:18Z

i dont think my apropos works

damn congrats casey

2026-07-08T16:45:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…a38s
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damn congrats casey

hippie dick measuring contest

2026-07-08T01:52:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…stae
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hippie dick measuring contest

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2026-07-02T13:36:03Z

Nearly fell asleep on public transport. :D

very detailed image, and tight clothing

2026-06-28T07:49:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…ddc6
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very detailed image, and tight clothing

i wrote a little code while i was on leave. more web related ...

2026-06-28T07:32:24Z

i wrote a little code while i was on leave. more web related stuff in go. assembling and sending requests with a client is repetitive

okay.. i've come out of my hidey hole for a second. anyone ...

2026-06-28T06:52:21Z

okay.. i've come out of my hidey hole for a second. anyone home?

i remember being like 9 seeing some family in mexico, and seeing ...

2026-06-21T00:12:27Z

i remember being like 9 seeing some family in mexico, and seeing a cousin i'm close with just playin pokemon using a gba emulator. haha
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I got vague errors when the real problem was a bit bigger in ...

2026-06-20T23:50:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…tqln
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I got vague errors when the real problem was a bit bigger in scope but still describable in a sentence. Makes me wonder what the people at GNU were smoking when developing the C++ subset of GCC.

I was having a little fun writing C++ and then came to the ...

2026-06-20T23:40:49Z

I was having a little fun writing C++ and then came to the realization that I don't actually need any of the object oriented features for the project I'm working on. Also the compiler errors are *weird*.

I am going back to my comfort zone.

i guess i could start carrying around otp builds of my fork which ...

2026-06-19T18:58:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…hgjs
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i guess i could start carrying around otp builds of my fork which i can just put on any server at will, and have it start up practically instantly. would need to figure out how to build those again though

it's a little disheartening to see people run different ap ...

2026-06-19T18:56:27Z

it's a little disheartening to see people run different ap implementations and their federation being super fast with the resource usage being super low, and meanwhile I'm using a rather slow to compile pleroma fork and a postgres server which slowly uses up more and more memory each day. i just feel like things should be just a little faster and lighter

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2026-06-19T17:07:38Z

My speech patterns are somehow even worse than before.

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2026-06-17T14:14:11Z

I don't wipe my ass with my left hand.

Good Posts Only. ...

2026-06-08T20:12:16Z

Good Posts Only.

Had a dream I was back in high school but only had classes with ...

2026-06-07T17:10:59Z

Had a dream I was back in high school but only had classes with all the annoying teachers. What is my mind trying to tell me

sick cast bro im still not compiling

2026-06-05T05:09:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…wyg9
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sick cast bro im still not compiling

Are there any arm laptops for sale right now or not, I'm even ...

2026-06-03T23:10:53Z

Are there any arm laptops for sale right now or not, I'm even willing to use garbage and everyone's like "DO NOT BUY AN ARM LAPTOP JUST USE A MAC"

Please stop making sense of it it defeats my one quality of being ...

2026-06-03T20:19:28Z

Please stop making sense of it it defeats my one quality of being vague

who thought about it

2026-06-02T20:14:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…dtzz
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who thought about it

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2026-06-02T20:13:23Z

there was thought put into this naturally occuring object!?

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2026-06-02T19:27:41Z

you really have to think before posting. think "do people ...

2026-05-29T03:41:33Z

you really have to think before posting. think "do people really want to see this on their timeline today?"

of course they do!

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2026-05-28T17:03:40Z

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2026-05-28T16:59:59Z

If you sing and dance during your crashout, it is a good crashout

They're not yours but okay sure ...

2026-05-27T13:55:41Z

They're not yours but okay sure

it's a bad idea because it will make people feel bad and ...

2026-05-27T00:45:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…hxg2
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it's a bad idea because it will make people feel bad and maybe they'll use facebook lees. hi i'm a venture capitalist

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2026-05-25T18:02:18Z

They call me Int. Int Main.

it is apparently impossible to use either the open or write posix ...

2026-05-23T06:41:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…t5eh
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it is apparently impossible to use either the open or write posix syscalls on windows

anybody want to run a random windows binary which wants elevated ...

2026-05-23T06:24:10Z

anybody want to run a random windows binary which wants elevated privileges?

new years 2025 was yesterday

2026-05-22T21:42:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…93dv
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new years 2025 was yesterday

I can't find web development enjoyable. It is so boring I ...

2026-05-20T04:22:29Z

I can't find web development enjoyable. It is so boring I could fall asleep writing code to query a database and get some fuck off information for the millionth time

[ ] - This check box is here as a test of your ability to resist ...

2026-05-19T02:51:19Z

[ ] - This check box is here as a test of your ability to resist temptation. If you check it we will not accept your application.

they dm a bot a picture and that is added to the server with the ...

2026-05-17T05:34:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…33uu
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they dm a bot a picture and that is added to the server with the alt text of the picture being the name of the new emoji

no, it's the policy that lets users add emojis to your server ...

2026-05-17T04:46:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…w3z7
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no, it's the policy that lets users add emojis to your server directly

enable emojibotpolicy, pernis

2026-05-17T03:07:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…nvhf
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enable emojibotpolicy, pernis

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2026-05-15T18:07:24Z

pillow that causes me neck pain 💓❤️💗

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2026-05-15T17:36:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…v9kh
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why tf does everything feel so much faster on windows? i was able ...

2026-05-15T02:38:25Z

why tf does everything feel so much faster on windows? i was able to compile a c program under wsl INSTANTLY

neglect saves the planet once again? ...

2026-05-12T17:55:59Z

neglect saves the planet once again?

People on dark fedi don't lie as frequently as people on ...

2026-05-10T12:30:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…39sz
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People on dark fedi don't lie as frequently as people on fediblock do, the bar is that low man

I'm not trying to label them as racists, that would be ...

2026-05-10T12:21:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…tqvm
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I'm not trying to label them as racists, that would be stooping to their level

Can't get this statement off my mind now, it's so ...

2026-05-10T11:44:06Z

Can't get this statement off my mind now, it's so incredibly ignorant it's funny. It shows how little the morons that lie on fediblock actually care about the fediverse. They only care about and take great joy in placing baseless labels on people.

you're writing a shell??? in go too even?????? i mean ...

2026-05-08T04:57:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…cp0z
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you're writing a shell??? in go too even??????

i mean that's fun

you best hope this is a government psyop and not the most royally ...

2026-05-07T15:56:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…jrmm
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you best hope this is a government psyop and not the most royally fucked up coincidence of the century

the fuck is a hantavirus? can another pandemic not happen now? ...

2026-05-07T15:52:24Z

the fuck is a hantavirus? can another pandemic not happen *now*? this'd be the worst possible time for it to happen

you should deploy [dis](https://eientei.org/highscores/) if u ...

2026-05-07T04:09:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…f3hl
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you should deploy [dis](https://eientei.org/highscores/) if u cant be bothered with manually making your webbed site into twitter dot com

[sauce](https://gitlab.eientei.org/eientei/highscores)

how about we call it tony day instead to pay you back for ...

2026-05-07T03:56:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…vmnu
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how about we call it tony day instead to pay you back for transforming wed nes day into the fun day : D

@merc wtf is that display name? ...

2026-05-07T03:23:56Z

@merc wtf is that display name?

this number sure likes to just.. keep risin ...

2026-05-05T12:48:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…s38z
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this number sure likes to just.. keep risin

Still goin

2026-05-05T12:44:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…nxc2
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Still goin

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2026-05-05T12:41:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…u3lf
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.......

i will NOT test on prod again i will NOT test on prod again i ...

2026-05-05T12:20:24Z

i will NOT test on prod again
i will NOT test on prod again
i will NOT test on prod again
i will not..... test.. :akkoSleep:

broke the word filter nvm

2026-05-05T06:04:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…djq0
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broke the word filter nvm

oh it worked

2026-05-05T05:59:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…rxp4
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oh it worked

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2026-05-05T05:59:41Z

FUCK!!!!!

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2026-05-05T01:56:50Z

i love pretty girls

if i upload videos of me scrolling the fediverse, thinking out ...

2026-05-05T00:45:28Z

if i upload videos of me scrolling the fediverse, thinking out loud while i do so and call it a fediverse lets play will i get millions of youtube views?

:him: <--- i cannot run away from this fucker ...

2026-05-03T00:10:10Z

:him: <--- i cannot run away from this fucker

either way is correct imo, shee cago, ch ee cago the difference ...

2026-05-02T07:11:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…mdkk
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either way is correct imo, shee cago, ch ee cago the difference barely registers in my head

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2026-05-02T07:10:46Z

wow do i make questionable programming decisions

i am also allowed to use go here but i want to stick to my ...

2026-04-29T21:12:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…d77e
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i am also allowed to use go here but i want to stick to my nonblocking single threaded guts so i'm not going to use that

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2026-04-29T21:07:52Z

Werror and fil-c are going to save my fucking life later, I bet

i don't think anybody ever denied this, actually this is the ...

2026-04-29T15:21:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…sw3t
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i don't think anybody ever denied this, actually this is the common opinion

Oh shit it works on my housenet but not on the t-mobile net, lmao ...

2026-04-29T08:59:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…l55x
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Oh shit it works on my housenet but not on the t-mobile net, lmao wtf did you do to piss off the cell phone companies????

Why is your media broken

2026-04-29T08:55:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…wa2a
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Why is your media broken

You're probably not going to like this, but just to grow some ...

2026-04-29T06:55:01Z

You're probably not going to like this, but just to grow some balls I am going to be honest and say it.

I was (and still am) a loner who wanted to provide a cool service for people 3 years ago. Had no hard views on anything at the time, I just wanted to shitpost and let other people do it with no problem too. I let a lot of things slide mostly because I didn't want to lose the userbase. 2 years pass and I had the chance to speak to a ton of different people and do a few cool things over all that time. Felt bad about the things I let slide like harassing hellthreads towards friends and what not so, I impulsively tried to distance myself from the server.

This made a particular guy [he knows who he is, and if the runes are in the right place, he will definitely fling shit at me here because he hates me that much now] who was there from the very beginning very upset so he started harassing some of my buddies on the TL. Out of anger, I decided to kill the server as fast as humanly possible right then and there instead of banning him and just ending our friendship. I wish I handled it better by just putting new rules and making the server invite only like Mint suggested at the time but I was dead set on just trying to get everything over with.

I didn't have a real sense of integrity when I closed the server, never stood my ground, nuthin'. Although that's something I should've had when I'd opened it to begin with so people knew what to expect from me. Now the server's closed and my reputation as an admin has been permanently damaged because of my short sightedness. With all this in mind, I don't want to reopen Lab. I've grown disillusioned with it having sat on these thoughts for months. That's all I have to say. This essay doesn't even matter.

>He went to Brazil in South America HE DID THE ...

2026-04-29T05:25:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…3nhv
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>He went to Brazil in South America

HE DID THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

i fucking hate people because they aren't computers your aunt ...

2026-04-29T05:19:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…jlwr
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i fucking hate people because they aren't computers your aunt is cray cray

the fediverse is really like a weird bar located in between the ...

2026-04-29T04:02:41Z

the fediverse is really like a weird bar located in between the mountains of giants

alexa play passport.mid i'm bringing out the good shit ...

2026-04-27T18:09:37Z

alexa play passport.mid i'm bringing out the good shit tonight