Nostr notes by Flanker

calling an emergency racist because i found somebody that i ...

2026-10-09T04:38:55Z

calling an emergency racist because i found somebody that i couldn't identify the race of

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2026-10-09T04:06:50Z

Pubic execution

@nprofile…6ns5 I'm tired of writing these stupid fucking ...

2026-10-09T02:28:08Z

nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqnk04cx7f34lng7g94kehxy2zm9wnu9s4wcvk4lc393trxn04f23q9q6ns5 (nprofile…6ns5) I'm tired of writing these stupid fucking reports, could you please explain why the safe life fatigue methodology is inadequate compared to damage tolerant?

> job application viewed within minutes of sending it bros, ...

2026-10-08T23:09:15Z

> job application viewed within minutes of sending it

bros, are we back?

Astrology says that something goods gonna happen to me this ...

2026-10-08T07:54:18Z

Astrology says that something goods gonna happen to me this month. If it doesn't, so help me god I am going to sue the stars

Cool pickup line idea: ...

2026-10-07T11:43:10Z

Cool pickup line idea:

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2026-10-07T11:35:44Z

My eyes are down here

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2026-10-07T09:26:46Z

i'm like PVA glue the way i'm white

fuuuuuck i'm really craving an entire bottle of PVA glue ...

2026-10-07T09:26:34Z

fuuuuuck i'm really craving an entire bottle of PVA glue right now

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2026-10-07T09:23:48Z

bundy's a poop nigga

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2026-10-07T09:21:05Z

when will japan make an anime that looks like gravity falls

i should turn up to my final exam drunk and high and also dead ...

2026-10-07T09:19:29Z

i should turn up to my final exam drunk and high and also dead somehow

i got given a massive bag containing various bags of kits from a ...

2026-10-07T07:37:37Z

i got given a massive bag containing various bags of kits from a member of my scale modelling club the other day. apparently revell used to make kits in new zealand in the 60s

there are a lot of people named john with last names relating to ...

2026-10-07T03:44:52Z

there are a lot of people named john with last names relating to currency. john money, johnny cash, johnny paycheck.there's just too many of them

Guy who seriously misunderstands the concept of "cutting" ...

2026-10-07T02:19:50Z

Guy who seriously misunderstands the concept of "cutting" in a fitness context and thinks that self harm will cause him to lose weight

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2026-10-06T21:57:23Z

Yeah of course I'm anti-shipping. I fucking hate postage

There's only fifteen beers left rappers screaming all in our ...

2026-10-06T11:29:02Z

There's only fifteen beers left rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf

hello sir i am writing to inform you that i have jerked off to ...

2026-10-06T07:10:26Z

hello sir i am writing to inform you that i have jerked off to the anime woman that you have recently posted

bundy's a poop butt. i don't roll around with poop people ...

2026-10-06T05:52:59Z

bundy's a poop butt. i don't roll around with poop people like that

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2026-10-06T04:29:23Z

nobody actually knows how to spell pete hesgeth's last name

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2026-10-06T04:23:18Z

we taking that imported ibuprofen

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2026-10-06T03:10:53Z

bogus wife, bogus life

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2026-10-06T02:52:55Z

this time i'm really gonna do it (get a job)

5 things to say at a job interview 1) what are your intentions ...

2026-10-05T10:17:00Z

5 things to say at a job interview
1) what are your intentions with my paycheck?
2) I bought my own job
3) please please please please please please
4) why do you want to work here?
5) my eyes are up here

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2026-10-05T08:17:00Z

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2026-10-05T03:08:45Z

Quality of wife

I low-key refuse to believe that sam altman is physically capable ...

2026-10-05T00:46:10Z

I low-key refuse to believe that sam altman is physically capable of experiencing love or affection

thank you malawi ...

2026-10-04T23:19:31Z

thank you malawi

> lecture cancelled 3 minutes before it was supposed to start ...

2026-10-04T22:31:26Z

> lecture cancelled 3 minutes before it was supposed to start

Engineering professors would never

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2026-10-04T21:29:55Z

Bar name idea: the unharmed cylinder

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2026-10-04T21:27:27Z

It is time to harm the cylinder

I watched toy story 4 last night. You've heard of an idiot ...

2026-10-04T21:24:43Z

I watched toy story 4 last night. You've heard of an idiot plot, not get ready for a lobotomy plot!

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2026-10-04T20:53:05Z

Ritual suicide Monday

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2026-10-04T20:52:48Z

It's kill yourself monday

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2026-10-04T08:20:11Z

It's called pidgin because non english speakers are birds

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2026-10-04T07:04:25Z

Forgot that daylight savings started today award

It's called TISM because you have to be deeply autistic to ...

2026-10-04T03:27:06Z

It's called TISM because you have to be deeply autistic to enjoy their music

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2026-10-03T22:41:53Z

:nigganigga:

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2026-10-03T22:35:05Z

Asking someone to jerk you off call that a pull request

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2026-10-03T22:34:19Z

Hardened butter

Vtuber reacting to a vtuber reacting to a vtuber ad nauseum and ...

2026-10-03T08:43:12Z

Vtuber reacting to a vtuber reacting to a vtuber ad nauseum and there are just a million anime women on screen and 145 decibels of really annoying voices

The hackers are trying to get into my fediverse account with 200 ...

2026-10-03T08:36:03Z

The hackers are trying to get into my fediverse account with 200 followers so they can pretend to be me and say horrible things such as the n word #nigger

I have been using chudsky for 5 seconds but already it blows ...

2026-10-03T08:29:27Z

I have been using chudsky for 5 seconds but already it blows husky out of the water

When you see a photo of a navy f-4 phantom without the ...

2026-10-03T07:15:43Z

When you see a photo of a navy f-4 phantom without the chin-mounted IRST pod

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2026-10-03T07:12:37Z

🦧 kill myself

Pingu mug ...

2026-10-03T04:50:08Z

Pingu mug

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2026-10-02T11:06:11Z

Vestigial ass niggas

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2026-10-02T07:47:44Z

My little pogchamp: friendship is magic

I've got Qantas ass on Tuesday 😳😳😳 ...

2026-10-02T04:02:02Z

I've got Qantas ass on Tuesday 😳😳😳

How it feels to be an engineering graduate in current year ...

2026-10-02T03:08:50Z

How it feels to be an engineering graduate in current year

bro is literally named netaNYAhu and he doesn't even vaguely ...

2026-10-02T02:51:03Z

bro is literally named netaNYAhu and he doesn't even vaguely resemble a cat

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2026-10-02T02:39:58Z

it is time to get rejected by BAE systems again

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2026-10-02T00:27:39Z

the snoyim have gone insane

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2026-10-01T12:01:37Z

Egalitarianism is when the government is full of eagles

guy refuses to play ace combat 8 because the idea of a navy ...

2026-10-01T04:58:14Z

guy refuses to play ace combat 8 because the idea of a navy allowing brightly dyed hair is just too much for them to suspend their disbelief

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2026-10-01T04:33:41Z

this that garfield sex music

everybody always talks about dying for israel? how about you live ...

2026-10-01T03:58:55Z

everybody always talks about dying for israel? how about you live for israel smh my head

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2026-10-01T02:37:25Z

fascism is when you're british and write a book

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2026-10-01T02:32:15Z

dick and balls by dj tittie ...

2026-10-01T02:25:07Z

dick and balls by dj tittie

if nobody got me i know garlic powder and onion powder got me can ...

2026-07-07T06:08:08Z

if nobody got me i know garlic powder and onion powder got me can i get an amen

@npub1xjs…3rqt he looks very polite

2024-09-26T06:27:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…4va8
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Tybbs (npub1xjs…3rqt) he looks very polite

haus of decline, breadpanes and first dog on the moon walk into a ...

2024-06-25T05:53:52Z

haus of decline, breadpanes and first dog on the moon walk into a bar. the bartender smites them all where they stand and they get sent to hell and tortured for eternity