Nostr notes by stefan

here’s an idea: if you want someone’s vote, earn it by ...

2026-10-28T15:38:04Z

here’s an idea: if you want someone’s vote, earn it by standing up and fighting for them instead of berating them about why you think you’re entitled to it

it has come to our attention that you failed to comply with our ...

2026-10-27T15:06:57Z

it has come to our attention that you failed to comply with our commands to do the monster mash

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2026-10-24T13:17:23Z

for sale: baby, no questions.

'this changes everything' - me, explaining what a ...

2026-10-19T05:32:35Z

'this changes everything' - me, explaining what a universal remote does

moths must have been bored out of their minds before we invented ...

2026-10-08T20:14:50Z

moths must have been bored out of their minds before we invented clothes and light bulbs

you can tell we’re in a recession because the scam texts used ...

2026-10-07T19:15:21Z

you can tell we’re in a recession because the scam texts used to say i was approved for a $400,000 loan and now they say i’m only approved for a $12,000 loan. it’s a little insulting

yesterday i spent all day using track and table saws and drill ...

2026-10-05T17:23:14Z

yesterday i spent all day using track and table saws and drill without incident but then cut my hand putting away the folding table

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2026-10-04T07:19:39Z

brotein, protein for dudes

my medication says to stop taking if i experience hallucinations, ...

2026-10-03T00:04:06Z

my medication says to stop taking if i experience hallucinations, but the goblin wizard riding around on an armored capybara in my kitchen said they weren’t one

i had a salad* for lunch today * box of croutons

2026-10-01T20:08:01Z

i had a salad* for lunch today

* box of croutons

society would be substantially more efficient if more foods came ...

2026-09-24T20:04:07Z

society would be substantially more efficient if more foods came on a stick/skewer

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2026-09-23T02:27:17Z

fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people

at what age can you start making your kids file your taxes? ...

2026-08-26T13:15:52Z

at what age can you start making your kids file your taxes? second grade?

go ahead and mock the forefathers. the troops, 9/11. whatever, ...

2026-08-26T02:56:08Z

go ahead and mock the forefathers. the troops, 9/11. whatever, idgaf. but if your stupid edgelord mouth utters one word that besmirches dolly parton, i will fucking soak your disrespectful ass with a garden hose.

seafood waiter: can i get you some tartar sauce? dental ...

2026-08-19T19:41:20Z

seafood waiter: can i get you some tartar sauce?
dental hygienist: *disgusted* what the hell is wrong with you, sicko!??

i don’t do cocaine because if i die from a heart attack, i want ...

2026-08-18T13:38:46Z

i don’t do cocaine because if i die from a heart attack, i want it to be because of fried chicken

if ai is so smart, why does it need so many data centers? why ...

2026-08-10T23:19:16Z

if ai is so smart, why does it need so many data centers? why doesn’t it just get an unlimited data plan with anytime minutes?

people, stop saying “butt farts,” it’s like saying chai tea ...

2026-08-03T02:52:06Z

people, stop saying “butt farts,” it’s like saying chai tea or atm machine

everyone is a weirdo, it’s the ones who are ashamed of being ...

2026-07-30T19:10:32Z

everyone is a weirdo, it’s the ones who are ashamed of being one that you have to worry about

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2026-07-29T13:54:31Z

mountain dew or mountain don’t. there is no mountain try.

how can you tell if an actor is good or just really good at ...

2026-07-26T18:32:01Z

how can you tell if an actor is good or just really good at pretending to be an actor?

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2026-07-14T19:06:11Z

i got explosive diarrhea from taco bell before it was cool

they couldn’t make flash gordon today because nobody is named ...

2026-07-13T13:01:14Z

they couldn’t make flash gordon today because nobody is named gordon anymore. do gordon and his sidekick harold fight his archnemesis lester?

me: hey buddy, did you have a good day today? 6yo: i know my ...

2026-07-04T16:56:13Z

me: hey buddy, did you have a good day today?

6yo: i know my rights, i don’t have to answer that. am i being detained?

me: so you’ve been watching lawyer youtube, i see

you're right, it is your party and you can cry if you want ...

2026-07-04T03:30:06Z

you're right, it is your party and you can cry if you want to, but it was really inconsiderate to not mention potential crying on the evite

i feel like you could show up at the gogol bordello tour bus with ...

2026-06-18T03:07:11Z

i feel like you could show up at the gogol bordello tour bus with an instrument and they’d let you join, I’m going to test this out

“those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat ...

2026-06-17T12:27:24Z

“those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” my fellow skeleton in the bone juicing machine, we couldn’t even remember any lessons from the chaos of 2020

Website: You’ve read your last free article. Me: But I’ve ...

2026-06-16T21:14:07Z

Website: You’ve read your last free article.

Me: But I’ve never been to this site before.

Website: Did I say on this website?

Me: *slowly closes laptop and backs away to close the blinds and lock deadbolts*

probably going to get some heat for this, but: i wish somebody ...

2026-06-16T16:18:12Z

probably going to get some heat for this, but: i wish somebody else’s petard would hoist me every once in awhile

i don’t get the internet’s compulsion to have a strong ...

2026-06-15T17:20:52Z

i don’t get the internet’s compulsion to have a strong opinion or rank everything. when i posted a picture of a wolf spider i saw, some guy quote posted to say daddy long legs are better because they can kill a wolf spider and don’t look scary. like buddy, why can’t both spiders be cool?

she said she wanted to do it doggy style but freaked out when our ...

2026-06-14T18:26:48Z

she said she wanted to do it doggy style but freaked out when our genitalia swelled up causing me to get stuck inside her so she had to walk around dragging me behind her for 45 minutes

june bugs are like “hell yeah it’s june!! let’s all fly ...

2026-06-14T02:51:57Z

june bugs are like “hell yeah it’s june!! let’s all fly directly into stefan’s hair, neck, and shirt and get stuck there so he has to touch our weird little bodies to get us off of him!!”

Burger King is just a ceremonial title, the Burger Prime Minister ...

2026-06-08T22:49:44Z

Burger King is just a ceremonial title, the Burger Prime Minister is the actual head of state

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2026-06-02T20:26:22Z

nostalgia was better back then

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2026-06-02T20:04:34Z

all my haters from mime school are awfully quiet right now

[food] + mayo = [food] salad tuna + mayo = tuna salad potato + ...

2026-05-26T08:27:38Z

[food] + mayo = [food] salad
tuna + mayo = tuna salad
potato + mayo = potato salad
pasta + mayo = pasta salad
funyun + mayo = funyun salad
corn dog + mayo = corn dog salad
pork rind + mayo = pork rind salad
oreo + mayo = oreo salad
mayo + mayo = mayo salad

imagine falling deeply in love with edward scissorhands and then ...

2026-05-26T06:02:13Z

imagine falling deeply in love with edward scissorhands and then find out he pisses all over the toilet seat, floor, and everywhere because his aim is terrible since he can't hold his penis

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2026-05-21T01:26:42Z

forgot the name for beanbag so i called it a boneless chair

naked mole-rats are like “fuck your superficial beauty ...

2026-05-16T18:19:04Z

naked mole-rats are like “fuck your superficial beauty standards, i like to be comfortable when i’m digging!” hell yeah

them: does your dog bite? me: um, yeah, that's how he breaks ...

2026-05-07T13:33:00Z

them: does your dog bite?  me: um, yeah, that's how he breaks his food up into smaller pieces so he can swallow it

Vending machine: Thank you for your purchase. Dawkins: Wow, you ...

2026-05-02T20:02:22Z

Vending machine: Thank you for your purchase.

Dawkins: Wow, you are sentient and conscious, but only in this fleeting moment, for the next time I buy fig newtons, I will meet a new unique being!

Vending machine: Have a nice day.

Dawkins: I’ll see you in Xanadu, my sweet innocent Vendra!

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2026-04-29T18:34:31Z

If they put his face on my passport, I’m calling it an assport

They say Christians can’t take jokes but whenever I post one ...

2026-04-29T18:14:11Z

They say Christians can’t take jokes but whenever I post one about them they always do this funny bit and act like they are the most persecuted people in the US and professing it takes an act of bravery because it’s so unpopular and they could get in trouble. That’s hilarious.

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2026-04-26T01:17:33Z

If you buy 10 fake assassination attempts, the 11th one is free.

I truly don’t understand the hostility towards innovation. Just ...

2026-04-24T16:22:07Z

I truly don’t understand the hostility towards innovation. Just because I crafted my company’s business brand and model to be faithfully based on a classic dystopian sci-fi novel villain’s evil plan to subjugate the human race, suddenly I’m the 'bad guy'?

lol, I was trying to figure out if RFK Jr goes by Bobby so I ...

2026-04-23T16:38:14Z

lol, I was trying to figure out if RFK Jr goes by Bobby so I searched google for “what do people call RFK Jr?” and it said “microwaved mel gibson” ouch

The Strait of Hormuz has been closed for so long it’s now the ...

2026-04-20T20:25:01Z

The Strait of Hormuz has been closed for so long it’s now the Strait of Spirit Halloween

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2026-04-18T22:12:09Z

strait of hormuz to be renamed schrodinger's strait

They should make power and yard tool manufacturers standardize ...

2026-04-18T19:27:59Z

They should make power and yard tool manufacturers standardize their rechargeable batteries so you can use brand x battery on brand y drill, and charge it with brand z charger, etc.

I just found out 'firkin' is a word, it sounds like it ...

2026-04-17T17:37:40Z

I just found out 'firkin' is a word, it sounds like it should be a bawdy word, but it is a wooden vessel or unit of measurement. That's a firkin disappointment.

It’s messed up that the moral compass of the guy in charge of ...

2026-04-16T19:09:56Z

It’s messed up that the moral compass of the guy in charge of the US military is based on a fictional self-righteous murdererer, but explains a lot how twisted and arrogant his mind is to make the analogy of him dropping bombs on schoolgirls to Jesus performing a miracle.

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-fake-bible-verse-prayer-service-1236723446/

My "hall pass" is Progressive Flo, but nothing sexual, I ...

2026-04-16T04:26:19Z

My "hall pass" is Progressive Flo, but nothing sexual, I just get to bake her a lasagna from scratch and just talk about philosophy and shit.

The only acceptable use of AI in music would be a voice clip ...

2026-04-15T16:43:42Z

The only acceptable use of AI in music would be a voice clip saying something like "I am a robot" in a new Daft Punk song because it would be true and not deceptive and a new song would be awesome but they don't need to use AI because they are real robots. C'mon man, just let me have new Daft Punk!

“I was fine with the extrajudicial kidnappings, martial law, ...

2026-04-15T02:41:55Z

“I was fine with the extrajudicial kidnappings, martial law, racial profiling, bombings of innocent people, and cutting off access to food and medical assistance programs, but as a devout Christian, when he posted that picture that mocked Jesus, that was just too far against my beliefs.”

If you ever see my mutuals and me doing a thread of cheese puns, ...

2026-04-14T20:00:19Z

If you ever see my mutuals and me doing a thread of cheese puns, don’t ever barge in with the lazy hackneyed Gouda/good combo, you will be instablocked without warning. Those words aren’t homophones or rhymes, it’s a forced pun made by oafish brutes. It’d be grate if you can be cheddar than that.

Mic drop? Do you know how much that mic cost? We’re on a ...

2026-04-14T03:43:50Z

Mic drop? Do you know how much that mic cost? We’re on a waitlist for new mics and now we won’t have a mic for three months, thanks to you! Wow, you really emphasized your point by shutting down the venue for the foreseeable future.

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2026-04-13T02:31:44Z

The next POTUS should be a mime

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2026-04-10T15:50:39Z

A form of racial bias/othering so ubiquitous it rarely gets ...

2026-04-08T20:05:33Z

A form of racial bias/othering so ubiquitous it rarely gets called out, even among liberals, leftists, journalists, and academics, is the tendency to mislabel Mexico as part of Central or South America.

Since we are entering end days, I've decided I am going to ...

2026-04-08T04:27:16Z

Since we are entering end days, I've decided I am going to start openly wearing my fedora. I can no longer live in fear of being labeled an incel. I respect women, I just have an appreciation for swanky head accoutrements.

NASA has to call it the far side of the moon to avoid paying ...

2026-04-08T03:49:37Z

NASA has to call it the far side of the moon to avoid paying royalties to Pink Floyd.

The thing I love about the stock market is that when it does ...

2026-04-02T16:12:14Z

The thing I love about the stock market is that when it does well, I don’t get anything, but if it does bad, everything pays less and costs more.

Governor McCheese stared at his phone, knowing it was ...

2026-03-30T14:58:58Z

Governor McCheese stared at his phone, knowing it was Hamburglar’s lawyers seeking to stay the execution. McDNA evidence and confessions from 2 Fry Guys exonerated him from being the HamStrangler serial killer. McCheese would let an innocent man die, admitting the error would hurt his reelection bid

The chief export of Chuck Norris was copaganda that demonized ...

2026-03-20T17:12:59Z

The chief export of Chuck Norris was copaganda that demonized marginalized people. Did I do the meme right?

Remember the sense of awe of new technology that you felt when ...

2026-03-20T05:14:11Z

Remember the sense of awe of new technology that you felt when you saw the iPhone for the first time? I bet it was 1000x more intense for the person who was cooking and saw corn turn into popcorn for the first time. “Don’t ask me what I did but I’m pretty sure I’m a goddamn wizard.”

I keep a rat under my hat in case he's amazing at my job so I ...

2026-03-19T09:46:49Z

I keep a rat under my hat in case he's amazing at my job so I can take all the credit, but it's raising questions from customers, like "What's that smell?" "Are you wearing a chef toque?" "When are you going to file my tax return?" "Is your head bleeding?" "Did you just ask your hat what a W2 is?"

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2026-03-10T17:52:35Z

Internationally, Mario Day (Mar 10) is celebrated as Iomar day.

The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands ...

2026-03-10T04:13:50Z

The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony.

Dear news sites: Your "Turn off your adblocker" wall ...

2026-03-09T13:49:47Z

Dear news sites: Your "Turn off your adblocker" wall doesn't work. We aren't turning it off. We won't talk about your article. We won't share it. We will just leave. You're only ghosting your own traffic and engagement.

People always ask me why I am always posting about glory holes ...

2026-03-03T15:43:40Z

People always ask me why I am always posting about glory holes and farts so much, and to them, I say why aren’t you posting about glory holes and farts more?

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend ...

2026-02-24T05:03:56Z

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

I came here to munch on salty snacks and post bangers and I ...

2026-02-23T04:11:08Z

I came here to munch on salty snacks and post bangers and I don’t know how to post a banger.

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2026-02-10T15:50:30Z

Sorry, the sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.

it’s pretty ruff that the tpusa conservative halftime show ...

2026-02-09T19:41:33Z

it’s pretty ruff that the tpusa conservative halftime show couldn’t even get half of the viewers as puppy bowl

move over, nanoseconds. scientists have discovered an even ...

2026-02-07T11:20:33Z

move over, nanoseconds. scientists have discovered an even smaller unit of time: how long it takes my glasses to get smudges after i clean them.

people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but i ...

2026-02-05T16:18:28Z

people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but i live in a vinyl siding house so i can

there it is, folks, punxsutawney phil has confirmed that the ...

2026-02-02T16:54:55Z

there it is, folks, punxsutawney phil has confirmed that the president soiled himself on live tv

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2026-02-02T13:38:29Z

it’s not fair i can’t control things with my mind

the right: an anonymous person on the internet posted some ...

2026-02-02T03:27:30Z

the right: an anonymous person on the internet posted some numbers that undeniably prove that tom hanks, wayfair, and a pizza shop are running a pedophile ring!

also the right: i’m sure there’s a simple explanation why there are so many emails between epstein and billionaires like elon musk

i had to google the email between epstein and bill gates where ...

2026-01-31T07:59:50Z

i had to google the email between epstein and bill gates where gates asked epstein for antibiotics for an std he caught because it sounded like a hoax or parody, but no, it's real. remember when the media treated gates like he was the smartest guy in the world? lol

i’m andrew huberman and this is 60 minutes. first, i’d like ...

2026-01-28T08:53:23Z

i’m andrew huberman and this is 60 minutes. first, i’d like to mention our sponsor, sigmamax scrotum dewrinkler. when i was in the market for ball balms, i needed one that could handle the gnarliest of wrinkles, yet crafted with ethical goat tears and silver water that is lab tested and certified…

first of all, i am insulted you doubt my kindergartner was the ...

2026-01-27T14:06:58Z

first of all, i am insulted you doubt my kindergartner was the one who wrote his report on mlk jr, and secondly, it’s not a conspiracy theory, it’s well-documented that the fbi was involved in his assassination.

greg bovino can finally return to his true passion at his old job ...

2026-01-27T01:42:43Z

greg bovino can finally return to his true passion at his old job as a monster npc in wolfenstein 3d

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2026-01-23T22:16:24Z

sweet jesus implies savory satan and umami buddha

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2026-01-23T02:23:42Z

i nominate the city of minneapolis for the next nobel peace prize

none of you seem to understand. i'm not logged in here with ...

2026-01-21T21:21:40Z

none of you seem to understand. i'm not logged in here with you. you're logged in here with ME

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2026-01-21T07:12:35Z

trump dying is just a distraction from the epstein files

the infamous episode of happy days when henry winkler water skis ...

2026-01-17T20:33:15Z

the infamous episode of happy days when henry winkler water skis over a caged shark was a disaster for the show’s reputation because it turned out to be a fonzy scheme.

i’m not going to make it, go on without me. tell my wife and ...

2026-01-12T13:43:54Z

i’m not going to make it, go on without me. tell my wife and kids my tummy hort.

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2026-01-12T06:57:31Z

hot wine moms in your area want to abolish ice

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2026-01-09T21:40:42Z

wrong again, you just lost that bet, i’m not fun at parties

i don’t think the intention of noting the victim’s ...

2026-01-08T03:42:35Z

i don’t think the intention of noting the victim’s citizenship is to imply that one life is more valuable, but rather to shake anyone out of complacency and apathy if they assumed their passport would shield them from the violence and brutality of their own government

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2026-01-04T01:36:38Z

primp is a portmanteau of prawn and shrimp

billionaires are like ‘i would do anything for love (buy social ...

2025-12-30T06:29:09Z

billionaires are like ‘i would do anything for love (buy social media apps, buy politicians, buy newspapers, buy elections, buy tv/movie/game studios) but i won’t do *that*! (share my wealth with society)’

live your life so that when you die, a large portion of your ...

2025-12-28T10:48:59Z

live your life so that when you die, a large portion of your wikipedia page won't be about how you incited racial hatred

while visiting my parents for the holidays, i might have used the ...

2025-12-24T18:00:49Z

while visiting my parents for the holidays, i might have used the spaghetti spoon to scratch my back because it was the most scratchy implement i had at my disposal, but in my defense, i have never seen them use it to make spaghetti

if my barbershop quartet’s a cappella rendition of the k-pop ...

2025-12-24T05:29:03Z

if my barbershop quartet’s a cappella rendition of the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack does not bring about reconciliation, global harmony, and everlasting peace and love, i don’t know if there is any hope for this world

it’s pretty fucked up that marshmallows aren’t vegan by ...

2025-12-23T06:02:37Z

it’s pretty fucked up that marshmallows aren’t vegan by default

‘i wish i had more time to do hobbies,’ he thinks to himself ...

2025-12-23T03:55:13Z

‘i wish i had more time to do hobbies,’ he thinks to himself as he posts 186 variations of the same fart joke over the span of 30 hours.

hot cocoas in your area want you to put marshmallows in their ...

2025-12-23T03:34:33Z

hot cocoas in your area want you to put marshmallows in their cups