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  <title>Nostr notes by shibao</title>
  <author>
    <name>shibao</name>
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      <title type="html">maybe i have ai psychosis but these are kinda cute ...</title>
    
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      maybe i have ai psychosis but these are kinda cute &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/Multi_Serio_Ai/status/2100800237619347535&#34;&gt;https://x.com/Multi_Serio_Ai/status/2100800237619347535&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-30T03:51:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">when women use ai pt. 2 ...</title>
    
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      when women use ai pt. 2&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a0/f2/0a/a0f20acc0f79986c28893263961c9940611011103644a0d5a692d6ca32b19778.webp?name=rLpwSTkiyJ5aOA.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-30T02:17:55Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">it&amp;#39;s so over for non-evil women, if they even exist ...</title>
    
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      it&amp;#39;s so over for non-evil women, if they even exist :pensive_cowboy:
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    <updated>2026-10-29T20:18:02Z</updated>
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      raw dogging life (i can&amp;#39;t have cats)
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    <updated>2026-10-29T06:07:14Z</updated>
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      saw a cute girl on a big aprilla bike, waow
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    <updated>2026-10-28T18:50:36Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">picked up my bike from the shop and then proceeded to hold it at ...</title>
    
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      picked up my bike from the shop and then proceeded to hold it at 10-11k RPM for like 2 hours straight
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    <updated>2026-10-28T18:50:17Z</updated>
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      i&amp;#39;m rock cold
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    <updated>2026-10-28T02:39:04Z</updated>
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      should i buy xrp
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    <updated>2026-10-27T18:13:34Z</updated>
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      saying thx babe to ai
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    <updated>2026-10-27T14:58:42Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">that black and mild was so bad i had to stop like 30-50% of the ...</title>
    
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      that black and mild was so bad i had to stop like 30-50% of the way there and then toss the rest lmfao&lt;br/&gt;marlboro reds for me if i ever decide to get another cig i suppose
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    <updated>2026-10-26T23:26:21Z</updated>
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      this is why the libertarian party is the only real political party still left &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/JohnWakefieId/status/2114736628576989546&#34;&gt;https://x.com/JohnWakefieId/status/2114736628576989546&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T19:54:14Z</updated>
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      if poast is so great how come there isn&amp;#39;t a poast 2
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    <updated>2026-10-26T18:27:38Z</updated>
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      just discovered a suppressor company run by two transwomen that supposedly made like a design for a $200 titanium 22lr suppressor but has only been making titanium buttplugs in the meantime and now my day is thoroughly ruined lol
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    <updated>2026-10-26T13:59:06Z</updated>
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      is we getting a new flame of history
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    <updated>2026-10-26T10:59:24Z</updated>
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      cant sleep just gonna cut my losses and coffee all day long
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    <updated>2026-10-26T08:02:45Z</updated>
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      l love heated blanket time of the year
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    <updated>2026-10-26T04:33:09Z</updated>
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      is the seasonal depression already kicking in for everybody or is life just surging for some reason
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    <updated>2026-10-26T01:24:30Z</updated>
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      holy shit, now that he&amp;#39;s dead his gay sex allegations are coming to light, lmfaooooooooo &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/KareemRifai/status/2113273841401159713&#34;&gt;https://x.com/KareemRifai/status/2113273841401159713&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-26T00:22:54Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-25T22:37:27Z</updated>
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      Hello, if you are running &lt;a href=&#34;https://cannery.app&#34;&gt;https://cannery.app&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&#34;https://memex-app.shibao.dev&#34;&gt;https://memex-app.shibao.dev&lt;/a&gt;, or &lt;a href=&#34;https://cotex-app.shibao.dev&#34;&gt;https://cotex-app.shibao.dev&lt;/a&gt;, please update to the latest versions which do not have the Elixir Plug CVE. Thank you
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    <updated>2026-10-25T21:09:25Z</updated>
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      dark fedi really proving the horseshoe theory for twitter clone social medias &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/mitsuhiko/status/2114318715705548812&#34;&gt;https://x.com/mitsuhiko/status/2114318715705548812&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-25T16:18:21Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">this ebay seller is so nice it makes me want to ask them for ...</title>
    
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      this ebay seller is so nice it makes me want to ask them for their number in the dms (jk)
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    <updated>2026-10-25T15:57:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">docker haters really be like, someone cooked me a nice meal but i ...</title>
    
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      docker haters really be like, someone cooked me a nice meal but i don&amp;#39;t like that they served me all the items on one plate in the way they did, i wish for the dishes to be brought to me on separate dishes so that i can build my own plate of food on my weird custom plate that I brought to the restaurant and also instead of the chefs just giving one picture of an ideal plate of food with all the sides and such, i need the chefs to add written step by step instructions to set up all possible plates that i may bring to the restaurant
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    <updated>2026-10-25T02:12:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9d60flr5mu6rdyfzj54eqj89jqpdjac05a9ap9zu2lhk8852ny4szyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7uah8rg</id>
    
      <title type="html">me and all my 4chan friends are so old now. we all are busy with ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9d60flr5mu6rdyfzj54eqj89jqpdjac05a9ap9zu2lhk8852ny4szyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7uah8rg" />
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      me and all my 4chan friends are so old now. we all are busy with jobs and life, we can barely meet up, and we all turn in for the night at like 7
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    <updated>2026-10-25T00:59:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfmscsqn755thqqluv69dmuy0lh7w0g8wujevt0jf3mzxg3025xfczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7yd25e3</id>
    
      <title type="html">forgot that i told a client that i would be updating prod so i am ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfmscsqn755thqqluv69dmuy0lh7w0g8wujevt0jf3mzxg3025xfczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7yd25e3" />
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      forgot that i told a client that i would be updating prod so i am doing a production deploy now. i swear i&amp;#39;m sober
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    <updated>2026-10-24T05:33:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs8r5jz9ga0mzu34h5mkpd3vwk0y20tvfahm7zjexm8k96c0hqk2aszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7vm534n</title>
    
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      i need to scare men more
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    <updated>2026-10-24T04:24:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">can i help with your drywall? i definitely won&amp;#39;t eat it or ...</title>
    
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      can i help with your drywall? i definitely won&amp;#39;t eat it or get it moist
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    <updated>2026-10-24T02:06:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrmd8ase60f7zasmylgueatflhsfqqnw94rr48zfd7qghj80g7l3gzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7we8k2g</id>
    
      <title type="html">women with ai be like ...</title>
    
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      women with ai be like&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/cd/12/2f/cd122fd13d40d4a4fe4a71b31cdfb83c5ccf76a6360127d89e5b7ff8a3b63533.webp?name=VujKtWYQvmu1_g.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-24T01:58:55Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxxyx9ey050fw8tmgp0xehkj4xvrmled7fkkpwqn9mlcw894x4argzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl75puu8g</title>
    
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      hi&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b6/eb/35/b6eb3528194316161d41f74aa720ab0e5489d3ca57a602504032ce3398d3fa3b.webp?name=qWwgbBPDySADvQ.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/69/9d/89/699d89795b58c3d5741399b27d23f8f58f19ef4ae818620db7bddedb621cab08.webp?name=lJA9mXpqTsIWDA.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c7/b9/80/c7b9806f25ff00994a6648b28cba7b2778dd86aadc5103bde5ac6e2d5b77d4b1.webp?name=4Ao1_FyuA-FwPA.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/d3/ce/f5/d3cef518ae957b9d922673972aa95a33679e821a29ad2d951ff188a2bbddd00b.webp?name=89ygsPCVU4QOEQ.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-24T00:34:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">just page faulted my gpu so bad I had to physically unplug and ...</title>
    
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      just page faulted my gpu so bad I had to physically unplug and replug it back into the motherboard and remove the power completely because the display engine was still powered so just reboots wouldn&amp;#39;t fix it
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    <updated>2026-10-23T16:21:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq9auuhn2htp8hxh33es57ernrqtkp3pyrmqnm9gx6xergk75cvnqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7dkh4uc</id>
    
      <title type="html">Dear Sir/Madam, Sub: Press Release Please find enclosed the Press ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq9auuhn2htp8hxh33es57ernrqtkp3pyrmqnm9gx6xergk75cvnqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7dkh4uc" />
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      Dear Sir/Madam,&lt;br/&gt;Sub: Press Release&lt;br/&gt;Please find enclosed the Press Release titled “eMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate Business;&lt;br/&gt;Will Sharpen Focus on Core Enterprise Solutions and trust services other than SSL/TLS”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.bseindia.com/xml-data/corpfiling/AttachLive/82503e00-335c-49dc-b022-f4633a08b642.pdf&#34;&gt;https://www.bseindia.com/xml-data/corpfiling/AttachLive/82503e00-335c-49dc-b022-f4633a08b642.pdf&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-22T14:11:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Hello everyone, the first version of my cursor on target aka TAK ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0s6pzltfkpf8kktv4p5llx29cv4qe6llr6e0perqs5uaay3gvytqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7q48q7d" />
    <content type="html">
      Hello everyone, the first version of my cursor on target aka TAK server is officially released and ready! Check it out -&amp;gt; &lt;a href=&#34;https://cotex-app.shibao.dev/&#34;&gt;https://cotex-app.shibao.dev/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/07/63/ab/0763ab858e673b3bf63b1ae47ecce337220d55eaba16021439163ea7c85752b8.webp?name=Bt81o_RU3NVJuQ.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-22T13:54:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2460nz2u5xwntgekte792jwmz652xhu4ttegae8dxfh258av88nczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7dl028f</id>
    
      <title type="html">good morning ...</title>
    
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      good morning &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.phoronix.com/news/LKML-New-Trend-Vulnerabilities&#34;&gt;https://www.phoronix.com/news/LKML-New-Trend-Vulnerabilities&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-22T13:40:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr5vqu85da0lw3cefad808g7g7xps760e0nqp5cfz2f3f4289f0mqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl762wq2k</id>
    
      <title type="html">astronomy is a great normie filter because you have to be ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr5vqu85da0lw3cefad808g7g7xps760e0nqp5cfz2f3f4289f0mqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl762wq2k" />
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      astronomy is a great normie filter because you have to be autistic with it to actually enjoy it
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    <updated>2026-10-22T03:58:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfslkqxxnuwp2hgzzmu5hcnmyje4kyrzdma8j27xr80wkcr3lrrcczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7vl9wd8</id>
    
      <title type="html">i star hopped from saturn and saw neptune (for sure!) with my own ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfslkqxxnuwp2hgzzmu5hcnmyje4kyrzdma8j27xr80wkcr3lrrcczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7vl9wd8" />
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      i star hopped from saturn and saw neptune (for sure!) with my own eyes, it looked like a very tiny bluish dot. no idea how they ever found it tbh
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-22T03:24:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszv2vfgnv3wjj40adnat8xz4xrz220km2m4gvmmgfdrgsqq824tgczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7mk52dg</id>
    
      <title type="html">they should just do this for the php mitigation ...</title>
    
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      they should just do this for the php mitigation &lt;a href=&#34;https://mobile.slashdot.org/story/18/10/12/2052202/a-mysterious-grey-hat-is-patching-peoples-outdated-mikrotik-routers&#34;&gt;https://mobile.slashdot.org/story/18/10/12/2052202/a-mysterious-grey-hat-is-patching-peoples-outdated-mikrotik-routers&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-21T17:11:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsz9u2r5rk96xm6qvdr5renmypq48z4ula6pmfvq69gx7mxy2at2mqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl737jvnp</title>
    
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      happy php day to all those who celebrate
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    <updated>2026-10-21T14:08:33Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrnzq7mgklvp6gwtcwmgcfaz080hf0k4hpnz4zf7gdm8v5hyz58nqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl70xm6fg</id>
    
      <title type="html">damascus steel blade on the leatherman actually do be lookin ...</title>
    
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      damascus steel blade on the leatherman actually do be lookin kinda smexy tho&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/2e/f8/d1/2ef8d1dd1c54a4359e24e36c1ec2f02fb0da1b315b5c982b23f895bf260632aa.webp?name=bsBejZx05pH2Mg.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1d/d8/8f/1dd88f21672dc9b54cecda1cfcce34c26f2e138bae7de46478aafe606606be5b.webp?name=hPs9gOlk1U69Pw.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-21T04:49:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqszk0dt2aaa73275ws2u4ll4el64lr7y2x4njket2sk27ahvase56gzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7catzc5</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszk0dt2aaa73275ws2u4ll4el64lr7y2x4njket2sk27ahvase56gzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7catzc5" />
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      worked an 18 day today
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    <updated>2026-10-21T03:18:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8xy9cylxrxx3jgwkqqqgr3hfdpv4se78kn5398g4sx7tsthyl94szyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7437lmw</id>
    
      <title type="html">just fixed my leatherman and oh my god i&amp;#39;m scissoring so good ...</title>
    
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      just fixed my leatherman and oh my god i&amp;#39;m scissoring so good now
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    <updated>2026-10-20T20:21:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">update: i&amp;#39;m white now ...</title>
    
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      update: i&amp;#39;m white now&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/77/c2/28/77c228fdf135f202b21e74d65397c01e114d578ab28bbfefa2782c5192ba9bbf.jpg?name=lF3JL7XQdKar3w.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-19T23:52:41Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxpg5q86eja7wvfcawf536gwghpc80jxthux5p7p3af548u5au3zqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl70pqdwa</title>
    
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      oh boy, here i go eating more drywall
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    <updated>2026-10-19T20:49:27Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsynztjkclxdcxr0vkj4x5durwwck9lvv62j7xzp2qewmnherskzkgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7aufesu</title>
    
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      holy fuck leaded solder is banned in the eu and the uk? wtf
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    <updated>2026-10-19T20:41:38Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxe8psqgn2j3l3qn5f75mk22897dfu9udnpgxwhhjf9qq53tph72gzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7h4f0u3</title>
    
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      GOOOOOOO DRYWALLLL MORNING FEDI
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    <updated>2026-10-19T15:22:00Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxg8vfa5wzechmcg3vyrvzm8eglzd4xmuf8xczc70p003xwq86s7szyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7cyusay</title>
    
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      today&amp;#39;s breakfast: tasty drywall sandwich
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-18T16:11:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstr9hw5mqs83n7fg0d0ke87ezrmwygwyaa0u80dsvxqzg0kmmycyszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7h0svrd</id>
    
      <title type="html">i was moving some furniture around in my apartment and then i ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstr9hw5mqs83n7fg0d0ke87ezrmwygwyaa0u80dsvxqzg0kmmycyszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7h0svrd" />
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      i was moving some furniture around in my apartment and then i felt something kinda weird under my foot and i thought it was a key that I snapped off in a lock that fell down but then i look down a house centipede is walking around so I think i actually just stepped on a house centipede and not only did it not bite me but it survived&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;killed it with raid after
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    <updated>2026-10-18T05:00:52Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">god i&amp;#39;m such a fagot, i&amp;#39;ve never even played halo ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxnyhmkdu3ngk63tuwzza3afp0t6p0xw957up7dngfm7hf6mhxy5szyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl78xrf8e" />
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      god i&amp;#39;m such a fagot, i&amp;#39;ve never even played halo&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b4/5a/99/b45a99d34490abb09156b90d95fe861ae5f9573e6c005eb84593184f83625502.webp?name=voGojdk-FG8uiw.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-18T01:45:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">hey guys how much drywall can you breathe in before it becomes a ...</title>
    
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      hey guys how much drywall can you breathe in before it becomes a problem
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-17T22:25:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxumm48haa47njyj8zfru4umv67uezwmq4kwvctmyy3ewusze0unszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7v6upln</title>
    
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      in my eating tasty drywall era
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    <updated>2026-10-17T21:23:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/ oh my ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs299rev5ey2sq7zajued44kc4mkcmg2h4p2q2wqq7zg4rqt0ssxqqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl76j5w6g" />
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      &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/&#34;&gt;https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/&lt;/a&gt; oh my lord
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    <updated>2026-10-15T21:38:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx333v0jz9ex8xxck5cjd8wtw4xj9q8jtm6t5a2kss7jp9ag5gutgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7tqj4ld</id>
    
      <title type="html">opening a PR to every project that isn&amp;#39;t elixir to change it ...</title>
    
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      opening a PR to every project that isn&amp;#39;t elixir to change it to be elixir
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    <updated>2026-10-15T13:18:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsq9568dcjfed6lctrngkxcsca0c64z0w0u9se5jn9pp5wzl9tf8pszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7mgad96</title>
    
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      can i get someone to give me a deep tissue massage
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    <updated>2026-10-15T03:42:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrwpveldvq4gp3j2n4nflsldprr2a5nmhshal2new8apj8a82yd7qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl79emya0</id>
    
      <title type="html">snapped the tip off of my poor leatherman so he&amp;#39;s circumcised ...</title>
    
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      snapped the tip off of my poor leatherman so he&amp;#39;s circumcised now :(
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    <updated>2026-10-15T01:36:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">bruh this is the most male coded thing i&amp;#39;ve ever seen ...</title>
    
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      bruh this is the most male coded thing i&amp;#39;ve ever seen &lt;a href=&#34;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgynous_Peripheral_Attach_System&#34;&gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgynous_Peripheral_Attach_System&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-14T17:25:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">https://troon.com/</title>
    
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      &lt;a href=&#34;https://troon.com/&#34;&gt;https://troon.com/&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-13T01:24:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">hey girl, you ever think about how that guy said that we&amp;#39;re ...</title>
    
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      hey girl, you ever think about how that guy said that we&amp;#39;re not passing the bechtel test right now?
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    <updated>2026-10-12T16:08:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgs8yyf7p23hnsxw4ta02yvrq8l3neafd2v6fscd72a7xvc9gr7hqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7ru7kxw</id>
    
      <title type="html">at some point i swear i owned cotex.app but then i stopped paying ...</title>
    
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      at some point i swear i owned cotex.app but then i stopped paying for it cuz i thought i would never make this app and then since then someone has bought it and it&amp;#39;s for sale for like $1k&#43; dollars&lt;br/&gt;lmao go fuck yourself
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    <updated>2026-10-12T04:27:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsplv7v0uvmkax37c3trfezv670d7tt20kk8ck8mjythdqcwfmq6cczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7zlzmfq</id>
    
      <title type="html">i remember once i had a guy pull out and come on me when i was ...</title>
    
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      i remember once i had a guy pull out and come on me when i was expecting him to come inside and honestly that was so rude it still irks me to this day
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    <updated>2026-10-11T07:20:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxvuexn2hzc8a4zjq57v55s7vwexadksnmml682v3mva8xz75r3fqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl79hq92r</id>
    
      <title type="html">i still can&amp;#39;t relate to anyone who has men in their dms or ...</title>
    
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      i still can&amp;#39;t relate to anyone who has men in their dms or whatever, i literally never get these and the last person that got a crush on me was a tranny with allegations but she seems to have stopped now i think
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    <updated>2026-10-11T06:48:08Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">i should become one of those guys who dm women to ask for ...</title>
    
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      i should become one of those guys who dm women to ask for pictures of their boobs just to feel something again
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    <updated>2026-10-11T05:23:45Z</updated>
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      can&amp;#39;t believe my twenties are already over
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    <updated>2026-10-11T04:44:32Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">idk why people ask me if anybody shows up to xyz whenever i say ...</title>
    
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      idk why people ask me if anybody shows up to xyz whenever i say i&amp;#39;m gonna be somewhere and i just have to say no
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    <updated>2026-10-11T04:14:26Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">i can&amp;#39;t believe i&amp;#39;m only now hearing about the fedi ...</title>
    
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      i can&amp;#39;t believe i&amp;#39;m only now hearing about the fedi files, this is very adorable
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    <updated>2026-10-11T03:08:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsdr408kdjtwhx68k9ejmx9jlnfl4ltvzas08r84wtur6lgndfnj0qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7g636ha</title>
    
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      yaoi brick
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    <updated>2026-10-10T04:56:52Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstx99jsxq69f9g32xrut34h9dznqtqvqw9yl4skvxgd4zv3989rkgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7qn6ajp</id>
    
      <title type="html">i should pay attention to the news more today i learned that ...</title>
    
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      i should pay attention to the news more today i learned that there&amp;#39;s gonna be a hurricane tomorrow
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    <updated>2026-10-10T02:27:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2f2pr5kq6a57dd59p6twjq47dvugn0dm4d60hts9tjy9sz62v7wgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl73tqx2j</id>
    
      <title type="html">rtx 5090s are my new currency unit ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2f2pr5kq6a57dd59p6twjq47dvugn0dm4d60hts9tjy9sz62v7wgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl73tqx2j" />
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      rtx 5090s are my new currency unit &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E2oVrAwHDOw&#34;&gt;https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E2oVrAwHDOw&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-09T20:54:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0hpfz7zdrhy0fcnr74elc5ftlpch0s8zgy74dd3aqsa2nu06gf2qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7ppvxx5</id>
    
      <title type="html">damn this is pretty on point ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0hpfz7zdrhy0fcnr74elc5ftlpch0s8zgy74dd3aqsa2nu06gf2qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7ppvxx5" />
    <content type="html">
      damn this is pretty on point &lt;a href=&#34;https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2107926965856469163&#34;&gt;https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2107926965856469163&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7b/02/e4/7b02e44df9ec743c44cd725d7aabd2f5766bf070640125141a7fa3aa475c650e.webp?name=zYoPMGayFPHoBQ.webp&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-09T20:39:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszrwv29vka74dq7xdgtv77tnaqedrhl57he2s5gr5d4nwfexp6ewczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7n0rcru</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqszrwv29vka74dq7xdgtv77tnaqedrhl57he2s5gr5d4nwfexp6ewczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7n0rcru</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszrwv29vka74dq7xdgtv77tnaqedrhl57he2s5gr5d4nwfexp6ewczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7n0rcru" />
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      back into my old ways again
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-09T05:41:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspu6q4t5sxs785pwgh6p56jka9v3dc6l967e3mauyxyap5m4ydwjszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7fyj8j2</id>
    
      <title type="html">these were so cute, i ate so many of them ...</title>
    
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      these were so cute, i ate so many of them&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e1/68/9b/e1689b4c4b03c0336044c9cd9fac3737e49ca1a22b9a3320c766ab30af1ae63a.webp?name=33GlFsU506FzTQ.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-09T05:02:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvalvlumx8lmqxgpscw2f4hl2kg3zxhrx0gxghvchfu0f40zjft0qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7a583xd</id>
    
      <title type="html">every time i&amp;#39;m not riding my motorcycle i get men that are ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvalvlumx8lmqxgpscw2f4hl2kg3zxhrx0gxghvchfu0f40zjft0qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7a583xd" />
    <content type="html">
      every time i&amp;#39;m not riding my motorcycle i get men that are like &amp;#34;wow I didn&amp;#39;t know that your hair is so long&amp;#34; but like when I ride a bike I usually just have my hair in a regular ponytail, I always take the bun out after I get wherever i&amp;#39;m going, so apparently my ponytail makes my hair invisible to men XD
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-08T16:26:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy887cd8lus76ahac7j7krmyxdm6n4yp82jayyp9eaxqy7h59r60qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl72a5ja8</id>
    
      <title type="html">fujoshis around the world are eating good tonight ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy887cd8lus76ahac7j7krmyxdm6n4yp82jayyp9eaxqy7h59r60qzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl72a5ja8" />
    <content type="html">
      fujoshis around the world are eating good tonight &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKtqL4yHVOs&#34;&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKtqL4yHVOs&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-07T14:31:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrrv8rqefc8lktw7nd725u0370why5l8ty7vnt66ze266dnrev4hczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7re8xua</id>
    
      <title type="html">@nprofile…wvyn two more people today, will it never end</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrrv8rqefc8lktw7nd725u0370why5l8ty7vnt66ze266dnrev4hczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7re8xua" />
    <content type="html">
      &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzr2tnuvefnm8cwxt4czp0s6n37v2ea8ur0njkew8lz7wlvlfkn6qhzwvyn&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;brat-in-yellow 🫶🏿:niggablushhearts: &lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…wvyn&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; two more people today, will it never end
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-06T18:44:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrpc36gppctcsfdjsd492zhya9z8042z5gcp9pjgp64twagtel3jgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7fkrder</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrpc36gppctcsfdjsd492zhya9z8042z5gcp9pjgp64twagtel3jgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7fkrder</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      why is there nothing as good as bed when you need to wake up
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-06T09:50:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfv3jwl0q07rte36jv2ev5rup55xrkj2ffeu7cegp4yu9xmu409jszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7wf2zzs</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsfv3jwl0q07rte36jv2ev5rup55xrkj2ffeu7cegp4yu9xmu409jszyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7wf2zzs</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      guys my neighbor won&amp;#39;t stop showing me satanic memes
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-06T00:09:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2ht6dylr5lpzrjv0kawa73ucypguustv3t05xaqhgxdtvd0ss5zqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7vkyfqe</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs2ht6dylr5lpzrjv0kawa73ucypguustv3t05xaqhgxdtvd0ss5zqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7vkyfqe</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/0b/ac/24/0bac241b8eb6e27b133d64034c96997042e9328e33c9ad0b14505c50d9c76213.webp?name=rN7fcuihtyfJ1Q.webp&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-05T23:51:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfvgysvyymdqz492yh2pgxhz4j3vy4hxssytgaxdlcy0squwek64gzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7uwuk8z</id>
    
      <title type="html">i have so many AI agents running during the day it really goes ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfvgysvyymdqz492yh2pgxhz4j3vy4hxssytgaxdlcy0squwek64gzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7uwuk8z" />
    <content type="html">
      i have so many AI agents running during the day it really goes crazy on my serber. homeserber was a great investment&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4d/6b/70/4d6b703a7717da6f80339d83f907c4adf2b29d4548206f301dd255777bde919b.webp?name=6LVkiU-ECzV_6w.webp&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-05T17:56:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9r70z4qczmp8k4nyy928wzlss4hmcf46p52k53y5q9xlkkxt8cwgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl792pnlh</id>
    
      <title type="html">pleroma mcp when. need to give it my old list of followers and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9r70z4qczmp8k4nyy928wzlss4hmcf46p52k53y5q9xlkkxt8cwgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl792pnlh" />
    <content type="html">
      pleroma mcp when. need to give it my old list of followers and have it programatically find all the alts. i should fix pleroma search first tho it&amp;#39;s absolute complete ass unfartunately
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-05T17:23:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8wnvjf8ujd24ej7dcjdkx9z9rdgek8azzk4vv9xc8jnha4eke2jqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7lm538l</id>
    
      <title type="html">@nprofile…wvyn WAIT FUCK I JUST REALIZED RIGHT AFTER THE MUMBLE ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8wnvjf8ujd24ej7dcjdkx9z9rdgek8azzk4vv9xc8jnha4eke2jqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7lm538l" />
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      &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzr2tnuvefnm8cwxt4czp0s6n37v2ea8ur0njkew8lz7wlvlfkn6qhzwvyn&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;brat-in-yellow 🫶🏿:niggablushhearts: &lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…wvyn&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; WAIT FUCK I JUST REALIZED&lt;br/&gt;RIGHT AFTER THE MUMBLE SOMEONE CALLED ME THAT I HAVEN&amp;#39;T TALKED TO FOR LIKE YEARS&lt;br/&gt;BRUH
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-04T03:48:26Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0zpynat6dl47mfxl93swc6d7882v73ejc3yn9hlzvwdhu6my2muczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7remewh</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs0zpynat6dl47mfxl93swc6d7882v73ejc3yn9hlzvwdhu6my2muczyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7remewh</title>
    
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b1/18/4a/b1184add68fa4c3b6ae01ce9a18c69c88d347c9f30431a071610ab2ea7c7cb84.webp?name=DL2XNhJlU4qptA.webp&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-10-03T15:22:20Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszdm0w738trpzz6es6fyl0u8ajp5jgjdn0n4zkdm9yx485njdr6egzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7mlhpmt</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqszdm0w738trpzz6es6fyl0u8ajp5jgjdn0n4zkdm9yx485njdr6egzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7mlhpmt</title>
    
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      i want a burger
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-02T19:32:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9khcf8j03gwwancxlsnkxeaa4pu3fhphugy83nmqz9z4q3l8l0gqzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl738hjm0</id>
    
      <title type="html">they should just do a reset of all the countries at this point ...</title>
    
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      they should just do a reset of all the countries at this point and have everyone move to where they fit best:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;- everyone who complains about everything goes to britain&lt;br/&gt;- everyone who likes gdpr or ccpa goes to germany&lt;br/&gt;- all the tankies go to russia&lt;br/&gt;- all the bug people go to china&lt;br/&gt;- all the mecha nerds go to japan&lt;br/&gt;- all the social media influencers go to korea&lt;br/&gt;- everyone who fucks goes to france&lt;br/&gt;- all the centrists go to california&lt;br/&gt;- all the manufacturing people go to south carolina&lt;br/&gt;- all the politicians go to dc&lt;br/&gt;- all the university students go to boston&lt;br/&gt;- all the liberals go to canada&lt;br/&gt;- all the gays go to taiwan&lt;br/&gt;- all the antisocials go to finland&lt;br/&gt;- all the racists go to rhodesia&lt;br/&gt;- all the billionaires go to jeffrey&amp;#39;s island&lt;br/&gt;etc etc etc&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;literally everyone wins!
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-02T10:47:15Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszhlqlsshx0wtp2plmp4a3pe8x2uuejwpvdk6nv5pd9wvdnjsf2vgzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7qccqnn</id>
    
      <title type="html">LET MY PEOPLE GO ...</title>
    
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      LET MY PEOPLE GO&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/16/54/6b/16546bbeff41b17c05305b52aec1bab021132fa2987e2b31461594cae256ddc0.webp?name=wjkmsaPClm0Hsw.webp&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-02T02:42:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqspt76f94gsgjajk5l6teqzr4ya7855k4yzkeygxt0fjmsmjacax7gzyrffmldg9m96gdzv7e8dczrjukf8a2ckln6xn4f4svpc6l4u5tnl7dfx3zs</title>
    
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      i sniped the iss a little when it passed overhead :3
    </content>
    <updated>2026-10-01T02:02:02Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-09-26T23:29:39Z</updated>
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      wow it&amp;#39;s fridey
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      lesbian businesses are cute
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    <updated>2026-09-24T19:57:25Z</updated>
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      can&amp;#39;t believe i fully doxxed myself to tony
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    <updated>2026-09-24T06:43:11Z</updated>
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      til tony is not in his 50s
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      am i scum of the earth for cold emailing or is this just sales when you can&amp;#39;t pour infinite money into google ads
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    <updated>2026-09-24T03:39:11Z</updated>
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      5 hours of sleep is enough right
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    <updated>2026-09-23T07:18:37Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">literally like the 3rd video on tiktok dropped the hard r kids ...</title>
    
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      literally like the 3rd video on tiktok dropped the hard r&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;kids these days r crazy
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    <updated>2026-09-23T07:06:28Z</updated>
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      i signed up for tiktok. it&amp;#39;s over
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    <updated>2026-09-23T06:34:13Z</updated>
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      doing a startup requires so much sheer force of will
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    <updated>2026-09-23T05:30:57Z</updated>
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      had a guy say he wanted to be me (tech, startup &#43; bike)&lt;br/&gt;i didn&amp;#39;t have the heart to tell him (that he should not want to be me)
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    <updated>2026-09-23T00:55:12Z</updated>
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