2026-08-26T16:25:55Z https://nostr.now Doctor D https://nostr.now/npub160h3z6rw9m5v5r52mhj9jpw22z77a4xkv5gv5pd0s39u27727krqcewr85 https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/accounts/avatars/114/033/489/209/162/720/original/67e04649b9d6fa18.jpg https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/accounts/avatars/114/033/489/209/162/720/original/67e04649b9d6fa18.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfpwgqznx5tkg85m8zpsl4p5rlsk35yg4nr80r52dka32e0ua0peqzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvmyp935 Today I made a difficult researcher drive to the grocery store to buy soup for one of his pigs. I told him that it had to be Campbell&#39;s Chunky soup because the swine textbook specifically mentions Campbell&#39;s Chunky. 🤣 2026-10-29T01:08:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr4xjvzw4xmzp7qzgm5dxfglktda7k2tkap289e3sedytpj9hpk9czyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvaezvcv I know I&#39;m ridiculously immature, but everytime I see a journal titled Annals of___it makes me snicker. 2026-10-27T13:14:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstwvewsr5h0ztm4x0uv5z6j7k0l2hhjs4v3j097ha5kghxa7zgy7czyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv0x52wm Ugh, made it to my desk. Maybe another cup of coffee will fix everything that&#39;s wrong with me? :blobcat_beret_coffee: 2026-10-27T13:08:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswq5mxrzpaa5pvc3rslf6tlcm8kce4l2ehnn93hf5zkrg2fdce2eszyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvehfvq8 Bathroom sink was draining kinda slow, so I took apart the drain pipe and gave it a good cleaning out. I am haunted by what I saw and smelled in those pipes. 🤢 2026-10-25T00:08:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfarcu3fa9vss3m0h9n4c5s37xqk4e34j0cgazcq4zgz2ecml0quczyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvv5jzfm What&#39;s cookin in Doctor D&#39;s big pot today? Ramen!<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/498/131/645/986/879/original/c2ab05d14cbc0e20.jpg"> 2026-10-24T22:01:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxm62t5zr4yz66cswm7t23zql8gadrprgwtgp5l6p0dsrvxcgzwpgzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvk66paa <br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/436/467/424/022/188/original/9b90619a2d86a2a9.jpg"> 2026-10-14T00:38:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyvhz8q3v8ns67wzxdx23pj7vw4k0f3c534ss6atawh0ecdr2rx9czyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvzrdqj2 I love a good couple&#39;s costume.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/385/754/920/848/859/original/d18a84933db97fbb.jpg"> 2026-10-05T01:47:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0djqhuce5xfl2mya0s0vyrfyq8l4hn9s6484nygqqmp5s2zppa7qzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv382etg I felt the need to shitpost and alienate all of my new followers.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/355/280/266/951/801/original/df4c80c3119baa53.jpg"> 2026-09-29T16:35:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9qu6juk0glnmkx9e6hk0a6t2xk0q478mk9uh7lh2g9uykhmqjh2czyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvvkj080 <br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/354/200/340/744/800/original/a7a4e7233163e79b.jpg"> 2026-09-29T11:58:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqc7z2s2hqh944andnc33nulftvldyntxqx2eldm7xj5ptrycm05qzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvuyn7q6 Is that a comfortable pillow, Jacque?<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/304/712/325/113/639/original/63e4f1150902721e.jpg"> 2026-09-20T18:12:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstsc6nl6kl8eu8r6qj9l6tv6pff67c8rae0psmnyav5jtk3mpr7nqzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvc6a3ah Lake Ontario (fuck trump)<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/179/622/844/962/619/original/2348ac068595da6a.jpg"> 2026-08-29T16:00:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg5l22qcgfhyj9pqskue378vj4g0kqd4hmrafmt0te6g3r08tl89szyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvqlcrkp I had a queen twig ant flying around inside my house so I captured her and brought her to my coworker who has multiple ant colonies in her apartment (it&#39;s not <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…pfuj</span>)</a></span>). She expressed her thanks by bringing me snacks today!<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/162/704/438/255/377/original/3f795bf2ec92738d.jpg"> 2026-08-26T16:19:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfddwlzrwm7r9nhgqm3kvlwmmd6zqwqn50qmnqlt6f244kn72vplszyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvqqlx0a Date night! Date night! Date night!<br/>We saw my fav local band, The Unnaturals + mai tais + my fav monster movie The Creature From The Black Lagoon in 3D!<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/102/951/484/403/448/original/5f7bfe655b29f51f.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/102/951/687/986/434/original/adea2eabe6d02197.jpg"> 2026-08-16T03:03:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswlc6tw2y4wknh7cvgehsv2wftvn50pcmt9ejzd78uppe4aejyd8qzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvrzkmlr <br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/045/551/205/894/021/original/b285d8e77d066145.png"> 2026-08-05T23:44:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxvpnake4zx9uxftcwrxdtrjpg9q5zvrdcrsf7vqdyxt89mxzplxszyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvusjrf8 <br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/040/241/477/272/622/original/81bfee7e4243d2c3.jpg"> 2026-08-05T01:14:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9xtc9h2fhxq6xhwdcdsewpx4cu84f8z5evl9vu3lz0xw3uc8v0kqzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvqn3wg4 Today was lame. Let&#39;s get tacos.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/033/976/838/487/235/original/e741054c0b9866a6.jpg"> 2026-08-03T22:42:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8jw7x6jtlucjkm8y55ac2vr73m463vuzp45hyj2ygjnwjjhtry2czyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv024yhw Sigh, I will never be this cool.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/971/267/614/278/611/original/8a9246d5937377e8.jpg"> 2026-07-23T20:54:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvdgh0rxqk4ctf6jvpvcc47672u8zuxk5q5nnljs7tvxns7evt7lczyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvckjpjt The coffee shop next to my building has chocolate chip cookies that they will warm up for you in their toaster oven, so I&#39;m always thinking up new reasons why I need to treat myself. Today it was &#34;I had 4 meetings across two campuses. I deserve a little treat&#34; :blobcat_cookie: 2026-07-23T20:10:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05ntpwffy0lmc4ryza2m7hds6nnqk0g7x9vgcdwryx724m9h2pvgzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv32pgnj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs84rugl768rr2eced9qfdnwdd3cg4rl05fe24n3v530tjygflfffqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qg2fruj'>nevent1q…fruj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…pfuj</span>)</a></span> here is the other type of carpenter ant that I see all the time. This picture was hard to get because they are fast! And their sting hurts!<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/935/234/408/076/594/original/f7aa554ffd2190ff.jpg"> 2026-07-17T12:25:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs84rugl768rr2eced9qfdnwdd3cg4rl05fe24n3v530tjygflfffqzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvx5sr3c I saw a new type of ant at the bar scurrying around the picnic tables outside. It resembles the carpenter ants I&#39;m used to seeing, but the abdomen is rounder and they aren&#39;t as long and skinny as the wood ants on my fence. Any experts (<span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzdp33shl69xr0uq3x8n5gsjykq9upycwh6nqm02c3f6x0frrn0dqlrpfuj</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…pfuj</span>)</a></span>) want to weigh in? I&#39;m in SE Louisiana.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/932/951/958/841/831/original/6f3c49e1d7a287df.jpg"> 2026-07-17T02:31:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ustz3tk5uqdt3pq336xa0mv7sykw8ek308xw2lz9gll8jlgfqaczyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvjxt0p5 I love how we evolved from a social grooming species and now have the ability to use our long dexterous fingers to perform a variety of complex tasks. However we&#39;ve retained such excellent grooming skills from our ancestors that animals will willingly seek out our scratches. If you ever question the meaning of life and why you are here, just remember that somewhere there is an animal that needs your scratchies.<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/918/164/118/545/662/original/e48d248c08eff5b4.mp4"></video> 2026-07-14T11:58:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw9unjn7sc488rmw799y8f3nlqjgt4wrgw5ry3jw8v7xh7yhz6k4qzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvm8s3r5 The mammoth sunflowers are starting to droop, but look at the size of the leaves!<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/858/254/058/068/006/original/2b2718c05ceb9e32.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/858/254/525/374/798/original/2c307cdfac5f6747.jpg"> 2026-07-03T21:53:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgz5lx4ua32mglwn9mwtp0t3d9p9kgzjmvwv47r43n0y2e882sdgqzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvsnxgc9 Setting my out of office reply message<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/811/086/577/047/075/original/15a535b99cbeedca.jpg"> 2026-06-25T13:57:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrg43x70zzmt96tc027n755dt0cccpwf9mam8fek8fskypv936hugzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvz92ecr <br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/802/630/035/882/257/original/634deba0c87b3bc1.jpg"> 2026-06-24T02:10:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsff3xj2ju8cvrgpgxf3nee2tc33w92gn4jnx65zzpw5cjldrlw9mczyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvhstn6v My love for you is like a peregrine falcon...<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/785/170/549/520/033/original/d47b93330c58910e.jpg"> 2026-06-21T00:09:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstwchawdxksjr4u5lhx7z4lqgmjrdve6y9s232dmvmq7p6es6fmcczyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvr724yc My favorite patient today was a 59 kg wether goat. He hates me because I give him shots. I also give him treats, but that doesn&#39;t make up for the shots. When I walked into his pen today (to give him a shot), he reared up on his hind legs and lowered his head. I pointed my finger at him and in my sternest mom voice said &#34;No Sir!&#34; He immediately sat back down on all fours. My coworkers were impressed with my goat whispering skills, and I was relieved I didn&#39;t get head butted across the room. 2026-06-19T00:17:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0c8f9akjfn26whc4hfxse59pet5c7sjw7gzakv5nwa4yw2mcks2qzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv9yf3f7 Hello sunshine!<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/751/118/930/681/012/original/ac506a5f6c1d1366.jpg"> 2026-06-14T23:45:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf30fj4dkc983y7pd3tgrt5dnvgq9qyr8nxnx8ttme9d74alg25jgzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv4727nz Talk about a fresh start to the day! This Gulf frittilary butterfly just emerged from its chrysalis in my doorway.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/731/372/263/049/037/original/f210b2169119cb9a.jpg"> 2026-06-11T12:52:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd4exlgk9wm7jrwd6a7lsakd70axjmx2w287ryzvuftvht5q2zanqzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv72pz42 The garden feels very orange today.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/728/286/610/295/089/original/7451fa22feecaccc.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/728/287/072/605/599/original/bbb554ad15ffb1f0.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/728/287/465/661/223/original/a6f9622ba908ef35.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/728/287/811/481/605/original/0448846679ceffbf.jpg"> 2026-06-10T23:03:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8fsu3hwv8fygl7tdqj2eera02ccts9amptrrcpqtjw4zspvzcu0szyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv0cdxwt Cmon, Bluetooth, get it together. All I want is to listen to Morbid Tales on the way to the grocery store. Is that too much to ask? 2026-06-06T15:28:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszv2m8n8nl3z2x98wp90ckhyg3lsle0cmeyvcwlf9czukntyf8xxczyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvemwrxt The blue jays have a different accent here. I&#39;m not sure if they also drop their Rs, but they have fooled me a couple of times. 2026-05-25T09:27:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9vf4lqt5z4ys75wu0u2nd3rm8u20w87tpu0l0k5352tegc07yrjgzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvc8ca0j Lovely morning for birding in the woods. I saw a Blackburnian Warbler, a lifer for me! 🥲<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/624/871/725/765/884/original/cff766e2ea2bba20.jpg"> 2026-05-23T16:40:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx3pzg9pp4755xfvxy2hf5l07st08q4mcsldc2gg8tsxahr9ppqyczyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvxdwluk My coworker found a weak and cold baby opossum on Saturday. A veterinarian friend gave him some supportive care. The picture she sent me this morning shows a much perkier and angy boy.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/519/477/267/005/220/original/eba6ef9e80b36ead.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/519/477/660/885/419/original/cd90d10e2d3a10c9.jpg"> 2026-05-05T02:02:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9zl0ux8m6clanq7xqyxpvwj46ev5hsdrxegvx22lhccnrve8npugzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvt8h0j2 Grey beard punk daddies are the best because they&#39;ve built up a lifetime of rage.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/423/184/047/784/468/original/99c2903b545bf1c0.jpg"> 2026-04-18T01:49:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs98p0wvdg2ekvll9dvdypsfaz0yg6ycrvevrmn9f3v392sv6yekpqzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cv8sv34s I&#39;ve been spreading some chaotic joy at work by hiding Lego minifigure scientists around the hallways in the microbiology department.<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/116/105/851/440/851/642/original/8cb1184eb8710511.jpg"> 2026-02-21T00:49:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqmwpu7n7agnd8ka3yg37vvypk9le8ytks4wlc8zqg4y8rywrhs5czyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvzhmymu Spotted in NOLA 💯<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/115/322/618/642/743/057/original/dd8f5d2ea3c55577.jpg"> 2025-10-05T17:03:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8wj7e705kvu7eqqdns37kwp3r0wwz2nf8gxa92fegfxy8jmf2p0qzyrf77ytgdchw3jsw3tw7gkg9efgtmmk56ej3pjs947zyh3tmet6cvfd08vs The native irises are in peak bloom this weekend in the swamp.<br/>#Bloomscrolling<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/114/332/284/550/551/337/original/80aa0c971f4e31d0.jpg"> 2025-04-13T19:33:15Z