2026-10-21T18:01:34Z https://nostr.now ADHDeanASL, But Eerie https://nostr.now/npub14uu4kvh8w526nkn0rj7qux0qrtag58fwqejp4uksljh0h3m0dkxsw02axj https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/548/835/084/649/501/original/ce40fdd967b62de7.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/548/835/084/649/501/original/ce40fdd967b62de7.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxd5t68npmjyxx633k32zgukrcwumjvhxxgjke5f9zqgyw8jhch4czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc634r3rx I interpreted a webinar tonight for parents of kids who have a rare and *very* complex medical condition, and I have to say this: <br/><br/>Moms are some freaking amazing people. Seriously. 2026-10-30T00:28:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq8sq4nh7dsrfu5xweqv4nx8jn9auzs6rnep5jd0cm4fx4r6r2r5gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6j60ymw It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of some stick-on googly eyes. 2026-10-26T11:25:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0hm5gfpz3jnecw2vdjtd2qjt88kcgc9nkvm2stq8ppjsmn2gl42czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6gnsj2c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvle48sskyyq79tw7ptsu4egw7yzpesrl2z3upz0yq77z84mnf7gs7wwvfc'>nevent1q…wvfc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How did Vincent fit that magnificent smoking jacket in that tiny suitcase?!<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:33:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvle48sskyyq79tw7ptsu4egw7yzpesrl2z3upz0yq77z84mnf7gszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc63n5pfl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd2ry7kdmdenlrhs942lzcwzkjymf8kftrttm63jwuzv4xqvc0p9c9n3jyu'>nevent1q…3jyu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Dude has Steven Miller in his attic?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:32:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd2ry7kdmdenlrhs942lzcwzkjymf8kftrttm63jwuzv4xqvc0p9czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6auvp93 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqc6un6f6ynd5a2mq26w6fke6xj2m8tpcp0chrcefx9mwhyj4y7gzsqp54'>nevent1q…qp54</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>UGH free Tubi SUCKS<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:28:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqqc6un6f6ynd5a2mq26w6fke6xj2m8tpcp0chrcefx9mwhyj4y7gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc680sw7e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspdtxl8k45darpqc9p38t7cjr6hklczss4u7n2d93snu0jv79zyzcecry5k'>nevent1q…ry5k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Lon Chaney, Jr. FTW<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:27:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspdtxl8k45darpqc9p38t7cjr6hklczss4u7n2d93snu0jv79zyzczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6hzae7a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsteqp0e94fe4xy3ccsq2q8w7rgc9gjtdcp0563cwg6t08pskze6rqtvy5qv'>nevent1q…y5qv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“And this, my dear, is where we mesmerize the virgins.”<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:26:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsteqp0e94fe4xy3ccsq2q8w7rgc9gjtdcp0563cwg6t08pskze6rqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6cxlyqg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg88whcwvxhv52hcysnygyrts2qpaj9ugrhfa8d49tysywkzke3tcmmjs2u'>nevent1q…js2u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>She fell for the ol’ snake in the secretary trick!<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:25:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg88whcwvxhv52hcysnygyrts2qpaj9ugrhfa8d49tysywkzke3tczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6pzvyj6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswu6f564aeu4t2kczcqllczxjchxvrahteu4d0mvedhcv3lrnmcpq9jswgt'>nevent1q…swgt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How did Charles know where the kitchen is? Huh? HUH?<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:24:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswu6f564aeu4t2kczcqllczxjchxvrahteu4d0mvedhcv3lrnmcpqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ehnx0e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfwnfmece02y40jf8rlwrfdcgjl03n9fjuxxtpqt8as3gdzzwp38c56d5wf'>nevent1q…d5wf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Why don’t we have luggage in fun shapes any more? All mine is just rectangles. <br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:23:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfwnfmece02y40jf8rlwrfdcgjl03n9fjuxxtpqt8as3gdzzwp38czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6075pxj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdpys0luwu59avlq63deaq7a32kscemmqdm6warqltknad28ear7gfdd8zt'>nevent1q…d8zt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>PUT THAT GIRL ON THE SWIM TEAM #Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:21:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdpys0luwu59avlq63deaq7a32kscemmqdm6warqltknad28ear7gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6yh9gm5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf9y2e8k8egvk79c30z58ssqys5eqkqdzmruwgrenduh37nfckdts63dn4y'>nevent1q…dn4y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ward, eh? Not very imaginative. <br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:17:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf9y2e8k8egvk79c30z58ssqys5eqkqdzmruwgrenduh37nfckdtszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6uun0l6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszdk23yzhr5d50redsgj959y7drqpryk6l4aw4d650k6vy499glzgady29u'>nevent1q…y29u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cue the creepy Romanian villagers from Dracula<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:15:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszdk23yzhr5d50redsgj959y7drqpryk6l4aw4d650k6vy499glzgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6k4zfpy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfnffmmddcdxdvv8uy7eev08c5nqc575vrnd62nskcnu553ctvmdgryn6nz'>nevent1q…n6nz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Holy dominant genes, Batman, these people look EXACTLY like their ancestors!<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:13:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfnffmmddcdxdvv8uy7eev08c5nqc575vrnd62nskcnu553ctvmdgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc69clymf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsryvucaau2qjx2aepzfrygyqv9d7ax677tl2s707eg046zs9mv6tgza0hck'>nevent1q…0hck</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Why am I craving toasted marshmallows?<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:11:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsryvucaau2qjx2aepzfrygyqv9d7ax677tl2s707eg046zs9mv6tgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6cvqdur In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz2adnh3ykgvvsq8ahfuukev22mmhzlyjw2xwprdaxuxuass28tgcwtq679'>nevent1q…q679</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Arkham? Is the grand finale going to be Batman swinging in and beating the absolute shit out of Vincent Price?<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:11:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz2adnh3ykgvvsq8ahfuukev22mmhzlyjw2xwprdaxuxuass28tgczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6tml5z7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstn0yxtqyvl9cxv6xctcpqg387ag8n2qe83pfyj0vwpt75phj3hsqzwnpm5'>nevent1q…npm5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Dude, Hester don’t want you. <br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:10:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstn0yxtqyvl9cxv6xctcpqg387ag8n2qe83pfyj0vwpt75phj3hsqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6qxhu45 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspaszs4a5a03z6mglc9ezlurr54hpthlakrut74wmevs779cejeqsazffqq'>nevent1q…ffqq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Vincent Price ☑️<br/>Buxom Vampiress type ☑️<br/>Virginal Blonde type ☑️<br/>Steel sheet thunder ☑️<br/>Torch bearing mob ☑️<br/><br/>This thing is banging on all cylinders!<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:08:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspaszs4a5a03z6mglc9ezlurr54hpthlakrut74wmevs779cejeqszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc60l49yw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2z8zwyaulg9aq66m5kqgtsgnjrjsnfdd0w4rvhu4utjgkr78zvsgeca54h'>nevent1q…a54h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Three minutes in and we already have a secret passage!<br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:06:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2z8zwyaulg9aq66m5kqgtsgnjrjsnfdd0w4rvhu4utjgkr78zvsgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc60n452l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxtfrh6zgz3n3d3xx3tchmsffrnnhg0dppzyfmn32j45448rxy8lgnguyts'>nevent1q…uyts</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh, it’s the Munster niece. What was her name?<br/><br/>#Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:05:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxtfrh6zgz3n3d3xx3tchmsffrnnhg0dppzyfmn32j45448rxy8lgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc66mu7yf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxnh54vgsnqtu9g6mrr4qge9lh0gcy9kmq0ucxkgx5f4x94g09aeqps02tz'>nevent1q…02tz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is that Lily Munster? #Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:04:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxnh54vgsnqtu9g6mrr4qge9lh0gcy9kmq0ucxkgx5f4x94g09aeqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc66k9j62 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg6tes4v9njz00nnmdg9x30cyvsp6ewqty0g6e3vahn5sh9syrtvqqv92eg'>nevent1q…92eg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Corman put that pretty butterfly on that web just for a shot. That’s old school moviemaking, people! We kill for our art!<br/> #Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:03:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg6tes4v9njz00nnmdg9x30cyvsp6ewqty0g6e3vahn5sh9syrtvqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6cfr5pj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst0pzpwpqewthfr4ued7ecpfupc4tvnzvd8uhmkk359lpmsqp4glgtc39dy'>nevent1q…39dy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“You live in an eternally cursed village, Wilbur.” #Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:02:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst0pzpwpqewthfr4ued7ecpfupc4tvnzvd8uhmkk359lpmsqp4glgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6l0rndr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg4puuzq8k6l8uchk5hgdlnc8ku32zt56sxtawwkej5e8xfcm6sxga7m9cn'>nevent1q…m9cn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m gonna be sad if the credits don’t end with SPOOKY PIG in the web #Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:01:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg4puuzq8k6l8uchk5hgdlnc8ku32zt56sxtawwkej5e8xfcm6sxgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6xl745w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs88kwstnfc7ruqle7kdh8qdu7uayty8r8ffv3cctg0slj4qfpsksgmgjfwr'>nevent1q…jfwr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So this is Charlotte’s Web: The Director’s Cut?<br/> #Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:00:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs88kwstnfc7ruqle7kdh8qdu7uayty8r8ffv3cctg0slj4qfpsksgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6cllq0l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9v09pwfnfqxwp5cy3jjtzx25gftpm3d4xr5dxsfvg5gtd6av7rgsd7pwrp'>nevent1q…pwrp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Haunted Palace with Vincent Price<br/> #Monsterdon 2026-10-26T01:00:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9v09pwfnfqxwp5cy3jjtzx25gftpm3d4xr5dxsfvg5gtd6av7rgszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6tlfts8 #Monsterdon time, let’s GOOOOO 2026-10-26T00:59:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0x97ysaaelhma4ce5t6gt9q0esyuft8g0hg3rvm294ew7tx9hwhgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc624revn Somebody should let it slip to Turnip that Obama found a loophole and is going to run for a third term 2026-10-24T23:21:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxn4p6gzkugf34qg7jemp5j8je8hrde7qwqw2v6gg0xt5nnetfvsqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6v7w88y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd23qyy8mmj7xf7lzww6fywj5cekd6g4et3k5qw748x0yjm9yvejsnlxm30'>nevent1q…xm30</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you’re ever up for a drive, give Coleman Lake a try. It’s a lovely spot near Heflin, AL, not too far off I-20. 2026-10-24T19:51:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvhay46y3wj58mv86l5uzsn5mjf46gfss0mxj3kdyga9mm3s25khgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6akjr93 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz6jc8zwlypw7r3e43tgm5tcy720zw2td0wqrutn02wcrl9l57udcm5u9ek'>nevent1q…u9ek</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I know Douglasville a bit - pass through quite often on my way to ATL, etc. Which lake in N GA do you frequent? Might be a nice day trip for Jen &amp; me some time when they’re done working on it. 2026-10-24T19:20:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsffcf6gfupvdalfytn034s6erl2ksuptgqahnh892nzr457taur3qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6l543kg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9asx2cl97gmj7kh8adgv7qadegxz4lndja3hz2sf7d9mdg4yjm2q4egv77'>nevent1q…gv77</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And this #SilentSunday<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/461/976/450/176/059/original/b101a292c70b175b.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-10-18T12:45:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9asx2cl97gmj7kh8adgv7qadegxz4lndja3hz2sf7d9mdg4yjm2qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ghf8jm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvuv5umh9zqhggq8n9qekh9s3dpurpwkm8qdhf99q789nw3gqn4ygmv7phl'>nevent1q…7phl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>More of the little thing<br/>#SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/461/925/965/681/139/original/6447a771d368a08c.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/461/923/714/600/353/original/f69956fad4fa00de.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/461/926/116/277/345/original/74363ba55c654259.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-10-18T12:33:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvuv5umh9zqhggq8n9qekh9s3dpurpwkm8qdhf99q789nw3gqn4ygzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6xsxlxp So we did a little thing.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/457/194/001/740/358/original/ed57497af0613ac4.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/457/194/336/441/940/original/bb1578c601b406c6.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/457/194/827/461/920/original/f5d4dfb42d1ca85a.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/457/195/123/510/186/original/4799dbcef3cdb1c2.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-10-17T16:29:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05exgqng3sd78dxwxp6s4gkfwgjyjvwzhynjxvn73lfq778xeqxqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6akwaze In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrktt3shtyqcwdc0sxr22ww8hnhn8gsdhe87qtlcrl52mhgkpqv4su40kz0'>nevent1q…0kz0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What it is: fantastic. Alice is a gem, and is a truly hilarious person. <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub17pzjjgf30xm6uktpgphup5jmscdvej0wxpdygz3dr3ysj84fv5yqvq530t" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Kierkethumbs up convincingly</span> (<span class="italic">npub17pz…530t</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1dnqned2t9l7jv2r2zlzgmap6dvfz2me5m5hgsm9g3ukhp3m4xu6qyryqks" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Booooooogan Five</span> (<span class="italic">npub1dnq…yqks</span>)</a></span> 2026-10-10T01:48:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxdengptvzgtne8aajlwg7mu8657k89pxyg6764n7kd98t3zgu5pqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6l4tgsn Know how Amazon does “style recommendations” based on things you’ve bought or looked at? Well, it just made a recommendation for me: to pair with your $30 sunglasses, try a long sleeved tee, some sandals, oh, and this $1,200 Hamilton watch. 2026-10-09T20:03:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8t97548rpqw0nmh3gw49nxmcqr3adrf0gkvhdzan279mnxgdwu2czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6vkenwc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp3d8ennk29hmn3fwex6csssparrft7jzjegks5ypwq6kwk6m90tgsm8my7'>nevent1q…8my7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I dunno, this one has a shady look about him. He probably sends you after a level 35 boss when you’re only level 12. 2026-10-04T17:38:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz4rdydh40lmxcnufndej3xetcjhcgmwhrg3up8vrx2mjqafg6mkqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc65j756p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr7k4hypge0uqelqe7ylup4zpl90kfmmcnnzy8q7plejgsjtctgeqctvtdt'>nevent1q…vtdt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This guy has a quest for you which you should probably turn down. 2026-10-04T17:36:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw6un4fsz729acxmtuumz6z0kvqextdsdrtpd20nrx3aqr8ddpgpszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6d7rnqf If people ask me to encapsulate Fedi into two posts, I’d show them one in which a person needed financial help and the response was overwhelming, and one in which someone directly criticized a fantasy artist about the incorrect physics in his 32 year-old painting. 2026-10-01T14:56:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9ah5jwwr49vs3jul7lj7telckmxn5nu6ny7jfwt7t9946m48xpfszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc600pdyr Gulliver’s Packing<br/><br/>#TooEarlyBooks<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-01T02:10:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9uh6jgf0mxksyjzn8r239afta3tz5vwfaaqyzatzevwxyzfhhxszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6vww4jj I’m at the point in life where I believe if you don’t think you’re broken and in need of mending, there’s a 99% chance you’re the problem. 2026-09-28T13:52:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdrw3h7hnht5kmyxzurgutsharkxj2utsh23jsa9sg6ns3m7qp2eczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6tmlqlz A talk with a friend this evening has me wanting to remind people of something: if you know someone who’s experienced loss recently, send a message to let them know you’re thinking about them. It doesn’t have to be a grand gesture or some beautiful elegy about the person they lost. Just let them know they’re on your mind, and you’re there to talk if they need it. 2026-09-26T02:38:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqp9xfdft0lqwt847z455l9y8entkzm7c5srfklszf9kk9swsqaxgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6eeq6js RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@levelbot/117318931387463167">https://mastodon.social/@levelbot/117318931387463167</a><br/><br/>WE GOTS TO DO SOMETHIN BOUT THIS 2026-09-23T15:36:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtae7cvtaedel4gy6cjyxznspnzrcgkfs3s9tz5hgcahyewd8drgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc63p389q PINS!<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/316/803/578/167/401/original/6c174cae96f5f78b.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/316/804/128/418/202/original/ae96740765e4d1a8.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-22T21:26:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswcckaqpe593cncuzmkf3pzhdjrrlsxp07e2zw3gvlunx4cmuyglgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6zu7nmy Someone decided they needed their therapy appointment at 7:00 AM in a town far away, so here I am up at 4:00 so that I can be at their therapy appointment at 7:00. SIGH.<br/><br/>I’ll probably love people again by the time I finish my second coffee. 2026-09-22T09:19:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8tt56l377l9jtqjs9lxjvm9v49t0ff8w3as0d6v2w2t9w4cg2cjczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc64qnqpk Home gym workout #2: assembling the home gym. 2026-09-20T20:10:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw22xt3fsgs99m78unmamajql8p8wlpgcz7r6enjn8sdat9s3urwgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6t9cnzc Me: *works all-day job* okay, that’s one day of our vacation<br/><br/>Me: *works another all-day job* that’s another day of our vacation<br/><br/>Me: *works a two-day job* okay, that’s airfare for us<br/><br/>Me: *works a three-day job* okay that’s half a tank of fuel for the compact car we’ll drive on our vacation 2026-09-19T19:41:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdz7fnqwytkqlxyu86d0zewxdaadx9m6n9v5ju5wuck5wwz2njx9szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc67jy0cg Here’s another periodic reminder that Alexander Graham Bell was a eugenicist bastard. 2026-09-19T11:24:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqm5hcmp5mktdna084a5hxgdcqkj96zs845u94h8tfynz428dggrqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6pt2kvu THIS is how you advertise.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/294/909/620/718/557/original/af764de3aed790c0.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-19T00:38:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswars94y5t0ku2v2k2nercfzgp0f650vuvngu0md32n2375qmnlrgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ad4zl3 Name any job besides Congressperson in which a person who is only capable of staring off into space and wheezing out a single syllable (after prompting) gets to stay in their role. What the hell are we doing here? 2026-09-17T11:48:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrephmyya9rqv0taynm2ny3rnp2l2yqxyrvasxs627hv2w87nutsszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc602ldtj What the people of the United States see as “normal” these days is really, really messed up. 2026-09-16T22:15:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgewf8u0g3ac98r5qa2vqd5nw99dkchg5znl0phf8glu3n4c9ul8szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6jglmdn Folks here are dangerously close to taking themselves seriously today so here, have this:<br/><br/><a href="https://theuselessweb.com/">https://theuselessweb.com/</a> 2026-09-15T12:23:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgva423zdyunnrd7k58g67fvqhczup5ctjexqc2zgce4jgvw3mwtgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6y77s23 If he gets offended that you don’t trust him immediately, trust him even less. 2026-09-14T13:07:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg62dqkxmf7ezm67uqkx3gdl4waqgtw3ttr52k5rlqzgs63vexyaczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc64w4tua The Granddad Tour<br/><br/>#GrandParentATVShow<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-09-14T01:41:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd6vnxjqw96twp0sc9wu3qmccsqxjvl652g3u4ahh4wkccgey3ygqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ft65w2 May thoughts of the Tate brothers rotting in a Romanian prison carry you to happier places today. 2026-09-04T16:09:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr23hcezyxqw9xcd2y9q6n59pmn6mn0865ka38p3czh2s0c98p84szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6s0ke7q Anybody in the US able to watch Small Prophets? I searched but don’t know where to stream it. 2026-08-28T21:04:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqr2kfhnehw0xspz5rzannn2deetyqg26d4pwr2hpat40dhx33zlgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6jac7hu TRUE STORY: One of my interpreter friends tried to name her interpreting business Hand Jobs, but her accountant said he’d drop her if she did. 2026-08-21T13:00:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspmeqpnr2vjmcfrp6mn9lzy566cm98wjne2z8m9t7yygm49m9ffpgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6hw4fhs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdgvk65x46kp7c35fykdutaujgkxce2hzqq6hf3lu4rd35ydnt2mcjf99ud'>nevent1q…99ud</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Like, his music or his personal philosophy? I find it hard to respect someone so devoted to always wearing leather trousers. 2026-08-17T17:42:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp9ktf6sl76qpuahwsmylwa3q6snx9c4fw5yx0mly0ea88hr2e54gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc66kc2rc Star Trek III: The Search For Crocs<br/><br/>#SciFiShoes<br/>#hashtaggames 2026-08-16T01:18:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx79sh0rvjcxq2h72qrrm5e7cgys03sdqguws7gpwjdnhrkydkefqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6purmnf RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@botofunusualsize/117091637627964224">https://mastodon.social/@botofunusualsize/117091637627964224</a><br/><br/>NEW BOT. Perfect first post.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1ks9zde8me0gayft0n4e9tv43x5w0yyhgvxmatnwjq6r4gy2gt5cs385gr2" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1ks9…5gr2</a></span><br/> </div> My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/091/637/217/417/407/original/6cf12b9368cb6f51.mp4"></video><br/> </blockquote> 2026-08-14T04:59:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg45j7xdskkz2fppc6zew03t2semeukhuuwsar66axa7f3v7tts6gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6h8p9hg Urology is junk science send toot 2026-08-10T18:50:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvh8x23f2as3wdgtpx6j667pgaeum2qmgclhmtf9veqyk6e7cugpgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc68v9q7u The sun is rising, the birds are singing, and the Mastodon techies are talking about compute shit I can’t understand.<br/><br/>All is as it should be. 2026-08-10T11:59:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp3fwzlj6udelaszetmn6l39s8g5wage0skwp24kh29fwnpvgew9czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6uunyq7 #SongInMyHead tonight: Wild Wild Life by Talking Heads<br/><br/><a href="https://youtu.be/616-QGQyx-I">https://youtu.be/616-QGQyx-I</a> 2026-08-10T04:36:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspcftnhe0wz8hcz7qycqsgy6w03kmqrgulf7f2chaj4tkl6jpzenczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc60zqfdv WINSTON PUPDATE<br/>He now has a lobster bib<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/046/067/731/994/481/original/bff7541884ef6019.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-06T01:54:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxpdhkx936n8prclzjpcrhe4m3uf5st4anp2gsar2h2gfll6xzssqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc64932sw It really amazes me that the same people who claimed SpongeBob was demonic think Trump is God’s man 2026-08-03T00:27:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz766u4zex0zfrl80e2zl80hpgc8345acnect87jyc896llmktd2szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6f8tqs8 RE: <a href="https://ohai.social/@Pikestreet/117004689647814708">https://ohai.social/@Pikestreet/117004689647814708</a><br/><br/>*chef kiss*<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1x9snfxsfcutsu6gs4f6wgl4nanyggw6xmwhdsdmju58xr7d2ayasyxslnz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1x9s…slnz</a></span><br/> </div> <img src="https://files.ohai.social/media_attachments/files/117/004/685/356/799/744/original/c3a43a1713f5be6e.jpeg"> <br/> </blockquote> 2026-07-29T19:19:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspx3tm9njzkua8650s7t0ujc5m9ptq6tn22sqvd7m5l2ssrjq9psqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6esve0p A great thing to do for alt text is to simply describe what’s in the image. It doesn’t have to be Pulitzer Prize winning prose. Something as simple as “a cute black kitten sitting in a tiny bandage box,” or “a middle-aged man with graying brown hair looks directly into the camera as someone pours beer over his head.”<br/><br/>What isn’t as helpful is when one simply repeats the text of the toot to which the image is attached (unless the toot itself is descriptive text) or oversimplified descriptions like “a cat” or “a man and beer.” Or when someone posts a comic in which two cute foxes have dialog about sadness and hope, but then for alt text writes something like “a comic about a fox being sad” without describing the foxes and their actions or repeating the dialogue. <br/><br/>Descriptive alt text is awesome because it lets everyone in on the joke or the beauty or the silliness or the cuteness. Access is sexy, friends. 2026-07-26T13:49:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdx6n078gc64zzfdzlw5zhsn5fyr4rcd9fdl2zf5ffx0d9jdff35gzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6m0prpe Watching Widow’s Bay, and just got to the episode with Patricia’s party. This series just jumped to a whole other level. 2026-07-25T22:21:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswpwpfp4wzx6hfgg6djcc75k43ysplv6c0frzavhrjtxmdf7xyktszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6uqu63g Normalize discussing mistakes in a way that doesn’t sound like moral judgement. 2026-07-25T18:46:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr5qrae39wseqwztgfgjqmuw6asezukd7w34e6qnrn87eelpx4k3qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6q3anxq [Saturday Morning]<br/><br/>Me: *opening my khaki drawer* IT’S THE WEEKEND, BEIGE BRITCHES 2026-07-25T15:54:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszjyzx4hu85nvg2uta3zvqawk8jg4lkjjd355gcqlkgjgaf73vgfqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6d6jnkk Okay, IT IS ON<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/971/696/308/036/062/original/e31555c03dad7b3e.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/971/697/397/667/480/original/524c7160057cab76.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-23T22:41:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswqnaeev05ua34gzre6uj5yw2434vmdul4nzxrgf946al0l7t5gtgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6k5n373 Simply<br/>Having<br/>Incredible<br/>Times<br/><br/>#SoHappyItsThursday 2026-07-23T12:15:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszgkj699epjneum4ksanm05vlqq6cgqant8defkzpx29kexwnwymgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6902m9g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswzuue7qglrrnqclz8ltgxn275uwqhzjuwa2yp4s56dt7zfqkx23cmjmuqe'>nevent1q…muqe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We are all Jimothy sometimes 2026-07-21T03:08:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswzuue7qglrrnqclz8ltgxn275uwqhzjuwa2yp4s56dt7zfqkx23czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6at4zzc Jimothy is so relatable because he’s awkward and shaped a little funny. 2026-07-21T03:07:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ddxvfrqftqclmn93kpcdngq4z22fmyakjjy0e0fj35z6rfh9f5czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6wk6muu Now that’s more like it.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/947/912/220/953/773/original/6eacaeb48f830ca7.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-19T17:52:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstz04cns5de7eq47wg46x99pd0xnemuynv8m5flqfwuhmdtqc4qkqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc684nx6c [At the Villains Guild]<br/><br/>Corrupto: We’ve all been sharing our origin stories, Dean. What’s yours?<br/><br/>Me: Well, I was renovating the deck and it all went wrong<br/><br/>Corrupto: *taking two steps back, looking worried* oh shit, oh fuck 2026-07-19T12:24:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgxunm8ef2kxxrld2l7rc6nje6myql928v4deen9n05tsxsmmp2fczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc63zkt6p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8js50jet8tpj946950qzdvsjsada03dwrk66vfc2l6ux8tj2c23q34ujsp'>nevent1q…ujsp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🎉boobs🥳 2026-07-18T17:28:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2dq4smusjps7q0etg6dhhrz7h0ufzjpc83j07c8qy3qm3nknkkeczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ake02k Rosemary’s Baby Pictures<br/><br/>#LongDayMovies<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-07-14T01:45:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxrpuxzt5rw3pg4pwg43m62wd43gwws0e7atla08e09zlhjtfrrrczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc67ykeke RE: <a href="https://mas.to/@PicardTips/116903111056476607">https://mas.to/@PicardTips/116903111056476607</a><br/><br/>Does mastodon have a Super Boost button?<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note12e55fdk5pcw9zq0kwgt9hhr6zprw7rtenzkeutpwl87gtcnhvz0sexyk0p" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note12e5…yk0p</a></span><br/> </div> Picard management tip: Withhold advice on matters you do not understand. </blockquote> 2026-07-11T22:23:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstu9suzfhr044q9q2hfcgvpt64p5d2qpjz9ste44cl42m8hwz5p3czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6l9jfrt Me: Staunch advocate for food safety regulations <br/><br/>Also me: Buys fried apple pies on sight from any vendor at the local farmer’s market, no questions asked 2026-07-11T14:39:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdmt78het03v656sx6q5lnjkm40mzkxu28ugsjs9ssnvmug0g9naqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6qfr562 Gonna open a combination cinema/coffee roasting company and call it Flick ‘n The Bean 2026-07-03T11:12:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst308k0l42x0g8esjn2hfjrchyvpsamzyy4tdtwug85fmrnl2zkvszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc63j4jf9 Jen called me inside for supper, and I was hearing thunder, anyway. The deck railing is now gone. I’ll have to replace every bit of it except that which is under the roof on the front porch-that wood looks like it was installed last week. <br/><br/>I’ve started pulling planks off, and the way the screws are spinning but not backing out is giving me concerns about the shape of the joists. Sigh. I’ll find out tomorrow. 2026-07-03T01:20:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyeufdz0tdwemuzedh5ut39ll7nz20g9s8hd9w942hwnsy4znjtkqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6htmr50 I don’t know if other parts of the country have this, but here in the south people tell each other “you have a blessed day!”<br/><br/>I get the intention behind it but to me, it feels automatic and manufactured, which removes any genuineness from the gesture.<br/><br/>So I’m thinking of creating my own blessing to use when I interact with people.<br/><br/>“May the bastards trying to fuck you over be twice fucked over,” or “may you have no hangnails this week,” or “I hope you take that cheating shithead Larry for every cent he has.”<br/><br/>What are your suggestions? 2026-07-02T13:13:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstvyucct7y338c3p9mg9j3jevw8q4e2qdfhdf83y0mywukdwaggcczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc63dmm2s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfyrkn579mhgtxc043lg6rype5p6xppk24zc38vdhv6l4gjrpgxnszfe55r'>nevent1q…e55r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The greater portion. It’s 8’x24’, and I’m using Trex composite boards, which means I have to add extra joists at the front and back edges to accommodate for the square-sided trim boards. I also have to remove part of the handrail on one side because it’s fastened to the house there. <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ctzyjhp0ep57c4g58msjk3m6hqmw4glnrwjpjm7k9fkszela28lsr6eaml" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Wallflower 🌺 - Pumpkin Spice & Spite 🎃</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ctz…eaml</span>)</a></span> 2026-06-27T12:04:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs84wnx6vsamxmeph8dmucwjfws5jlx8r0xywvx5xf0snmmwxgdy6czyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6ngpqkz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2skf67rpjcsfscuhsnh9ace8tv9cx6d2j8xr8k26xelj7ag6eqlclflr3l'>nevent1q…lr3l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I will *definitely* be cutting the yard soon, but I’ll also be finishing up (please, God, let it happen) the renovations on our deck. <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1ctzyjhp0ep57c4g58msjk3m6hqmw4glnrwjpjm7k9fkszela28lsr6eaml" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Wallflower 🌺 - Pumpkin Spice & Spite 🎃</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ctz…eaml</span>)</a></span> 2026-06-27T11:54:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf89y0t3z95zg3cxk0yxd89exxsagpjh7acqv4tqgwlpj3w24h9pgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6chsylg On the technical side, today’s trial interpreting was interesting. Four proceedings interpreters - 2 Deaf and 2 hearing. The courtroom was kind of all squished to the front - nowhere near as much room in the well (between the bar and the judge’s bench) as typical courtrooms, and we had to be on mic while voicing for Deaf witnesses. One of us ended up standing right beside one of the counsel’s tables with the Deaf Interpreters right beside us, so we could be heard on mic and the witness could see the DI, and the second hearing interpreter was up behind the witness interpreting the attorneys’ questions to the DI so they could render it to the witness. <br/><br/>It’s a lot, y’all, but trust me when I say we got it figured out and the team did an outstanding job. 2026-06-25T23:07:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxc43e92cw77g5kxhz953xf33dmhecwgsymam8v4xvwwclgk0n98qzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6draeag It’s getting time to start throwing tomatoes at them. <br/><br/>Removing the tomatoes from the can is a matter of personal preference, of course. 2026-06-25T00:22:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszlk5vns80zx9mfu56uje40a7rl7wcx5qspfd9hujz7jwjw7t338szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6uap0xj When two people from the fediverse hook up, that’s a Smashtodon 2026-06-20T19:32:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswe3kddavsfewfn5wga0nde4w7h4vfx94q6mr94t9h6fk23fkv7cqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6qrjrrf Captain James T. Jerk<br/><br/>#MakeAGoodCharacterBad<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-06-19T02:36:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp567zxnr7ue6dwkd9960weheu50q42fhaw9a9p4w06u3wxadlsqgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc64t5awq Atticus Grinch<br/><br/>#MakeAGoodCharacterBad<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-06-19T02:25:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq73gfz42ukvc4mzrkdp5ww07ywf7fqqwjutdp0p494z076exh0dqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6g56p4a I’m tired of working out the whole clothes matching thing. It should be a no-brainer. Bring back Garanimals! 2026-06-15T15:34:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyx5yudfvsdnq5dggtcak4vslm8nyal3nqqr2hw2k33fz9msf8rhszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc66hwa90 Goodbye, Earl Grey by The Chicks<br/><br/>#SpillTheTeaWithASong<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-06-14T01:09:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvpla0y3p3me7pklq9yyw2ejzj2gqctpjg549m8rqw74tttzc7w4szyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc655ftte Too Chai by Kajagoogoo<br/><br/>#SpillTheTeaWithASong<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-06-14T01:07:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtcq7d83ej6lpqgd48p4c82zler5wk2t2ddek203yws7ts5m8jgszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6r0l2t3 Did I cut the grass at midday? Yes, yes I did. It’s currently 90° but feels 97°F.<br/><br/>Why did I cut the grass when it’s so hot, you ask. Because it won’t be any cooler at 6 PM, I answer. <br/><br/>Welcome to summer in Alabama. 2026-06-13T18:59:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszjdndhkde5ydqpnejxhun6jkr5cl284lew0e5p0scdd6p98qr8cgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6vyfvdy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9zhuas5ujxfnnmv9jgq2k42ru9glmjcjpfemq5h64fc6rdsywfpsv5yjar'>nevent1q…yjar</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>FYI, there’s an ASL… is it an idiom? I don’t know if that’s the right label. But anyway, there’s this thing Deaf people do: “258”<br/><br/>2 is the handshape used to sign “very.” It’s technically not a word in ASL, but borrowed from English for various reasons. <br/><br/>5-8 are the handshapes used in the sign “interesting.”<br/><br/>So 258 means “very interesting.” It’s not really used to indicate that someone is very interested in a topic. It’s used like “did you hear the president’s comments about sharks and electric boats? They were, um, 258.”<br/><br/>“Did you hear who nominated herself for treasurer? That’s 258, since she got busted last year shoplifting from WalMart*.” <br/><br/>*This isn’t something that really happened. But there were some nominations I considered 258 for various reasons. 2026-06-11T18:22:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9zhuas5ujxfnnmv9jgq2k42ru9glmjcjpfemq5h64fc6rdsywfpszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6mfnjlr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr0zrcurskv4qu6usufc6mx3lh0hcdm38czcq0lzrdx8sr0fj83vg6mxwr4'>nevent1q…xwr4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We’re talking about interpreters, so it’s really not possible to say “the one who’s not crazy.” 2026-06-11T17:10:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr0zrcurskv4qu6usufc6mx3lh0hcdm38czcq0lzrdx8sr0fj83vgzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6k5j3v3 When voting for prospective officers for one’s state interpreting association, it is imperative one votes for the least crazy person nominated. 2026-06-11T17:04:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs96vp2hdjp7geq82wqerfg88nm4jqht4ac62u73ppe5g3rmvhqtgszyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc66p9g37 I have arrived at my state interpreting association’s conference. I’ll be here for the next three days. It’s a wild combination of seeing people whom I love and respect, and unsuccessfully avoiding people who set my teeth on edge. <br/><br/>Be much in prayer for me, please. 2026-06-10T13:15:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyqzqyrz4w34p9hl9swu45plujy5x63wvng2wyhgz249a05fymyxczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6yxxjdy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdrn9g4yazrmzdan578suwnwuy5rtk92qrvzlnpnl4xsp4z0uuhdcvfaf68'>nevent1q…af68</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>👆🏻 This is the one #SnackATownOrPlace #HashTagGames 2026-06-09T01:19:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdrn9g4yazrmzdan578suwnwuy5rtk92qrvzlnpnl4xsp4z0uuhdczyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6mmgl5t Naantucket<br/><br/>#SnackATownOrPlace #HashTagGames 2026-06-09T01:19:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf02zw8rry7zjcrt2nkxr0s22zk0w7l47zmv00nzhuffu4etrlewqzyzhnjkejua63t2w6duwtcrseuqd04zsa9crxgxhj6r72a778dakc6h9hklr This little town doesn’t have a Waffle House, so I’m slumming it at the Huddle House for breakfast. <br/><br/>Pshhh, these people probably don’t have a severe weather scale named after them. 2026-06-08T12:12:16Z