Nostr notes by mayor of sc*ry town

i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the ...

2026-10-27T02:42:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…5r6k
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i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dairy industry i hate the dai

wait nope they have fucking MILK in them

2026-10-27T02:42:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…5vmz
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wait nope they have fucking MILK in them

oh they DO but they're not with all the others

2026-10-27T02:40:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…2ksh
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oh they DO but they're not with all the others

ok so the entire range except that one does? but they don't ...

2026-10-27T02:39:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…r9pw
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ok so the entire range except that one does? but they don't fuckin have them

even if i could find those flight illness prevention lozenges ...

2026-10-27T02:37:35Z

even if i could find those flight illness prevention lozenges actually in stock, it doesn't matter bc they literally contain milk

i am going to find the ceo of fonterra where he lives

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2026-10-17T03:07:28Z

at the brazilian restaurant and there's no brazilians :(

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2026-10-09T20:46:05Z

jerkin' hard or hardly jerkin'?

i think we're sleepwalking into a crisis of older drivers. ...

2026-10-04T21:34:17Z

i think we're sleepwalking into a crisis of older drivers. people are gonna lose their independence and people are gonna lose their lives if we don't figure this out

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2026-09-28T10:01:11Z

girl named ethyl short for methylenedioxymethamphetamine₃,₄

btw americans the nzd is worthless so 1 of your dollars is $1.75 ...

2026-09-21T02:19:11Z

btw americans the nzd is worthless so 1 of your dollars is $1.75 to me

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

one thing we need to do as white people to make the world better ...

2026-09-13T00:53:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…3yxt
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one thing we need to do as white people to make the world better for everyone is to stop being so insecure about it

what's really funny about this image is it looks like an ...

2026-09-13T00:47:56Z

what's really funny about this image is it looks like an awful future. homogeneous silver and white, monoculture grass, a handful of trees all in one place, you can't even look at the sky without seeing cars. there's a single person, alone walking their dog. everyone who lives here is alienated af

56 years ago ...

2026-09-13T00:38:47Z

56 years ago

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/117148867629329156 once ...

2026-08-30T06:44:15Z

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/117148867629329156

once surgery is paid i'll keep this open to offset the amount i'll be paying for the loan. things will be a little tight bc i won't be able to work at all for a while and after that i can't go back to manual labour bc tbh i've been pushing it doing it this long with my disability

quoting
note1ey5…glza

help a disabled bitch in her quest to make her body fight her in one fewer way?

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

help a disabled bitch in her quest to make her body fight her in ...

2026-08-24T05:37:40Z

help a disabled bitch in her quest to make her body fight her in one fewer way?

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

i've seen so many of those mamdani psas that they've ...

2026-08-10T21:57:30Z

i've seen so many of those mamdani psas that they've started appearing in my dreams. in my recent dream he had invented a machine that inserts new stormdrains and was placing them around nyc. then he became killmonger and blew up the board of a big chinese company with a giant laser cannon

deadline to enrol is the 25th of october ...

2026-08-09T09:17:09Z

deadline to enrol is the 25th of october

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@leighelse/117053112122842094 yes i can ...

2026-08-07T07:56:34Z

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@leighelse/117053112122842094

yes i can

https://rivergardens.bandcamp.com/album/new-in-town

quoting
note1az5…x0xh

Could you post a link to your album?

now that i have sold 2 copies of my album i gotta take advantage ...

2026-08-07T07:25:42Z

now that i have sold 2 copies of my album i gotta take advantage of this momentum by getting my next one out asap

sometimes you see people on reddit talk about passenger rail and ...

2026-08-06T11:21:05Z

sometimes you see people on reddit talk about passenger rail and they say, well obviously we need bullet trains bc i and therefore nobody will take the train if it isn't faster than flying. but if their time is so valuable why are they on reddit.

it's my birthday! buy me a pussy? ...

2026-07-19T22:05:44Z

it's my birthday! buy me a pussy? https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

i wrote down some of my thoughts about turning 30 ...

2026-07-19T21:53:08Z

i wrote down some of my thoughts about turning 30

https://riverwrites.ghost.io/turning-30-2/

i just wrote my birth year's number of words on the subject ...

2026-07-19T00:22:28Z

i just wrote my birth year's number of words on the subject of turning 30. if you'd like to read them before i get around to posting the link, you can subscribe to my blog here: https://riverwrites.ghost.io/#/portal/

green fairy sentenced for being a hero ...

2026-07-13T11:44:54Z

green fairy sentenced for being a hero

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rotorua-woman-jennifer-devery-sentenced-for-supplying-cannabis-oil/MKBT3AXFCBEQDNCERGHUSR5X7Y/

that sucks :(

2026-07-08T00:55:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…ef88
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that sucks :(

i wanna put a disabled sign on my bike. problem is the universal ...

2026-07-06T23:38:49Z

i wanna put a disabled sign on my bike. problem is the universal sign for disability is a wheelchair, which i don't use and you couldn't use with the kind of bike i ride

"The go-to position is to default to a psychological language ...

2026-07-05T01:01:08Z

"The go-to position is to default to a psychological language and its associated treatments for what ails us. Normal emotional responses to injustice, inequity, and abandonment are seen as some sort of psychological disorder."

https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/07/05/having-the-ladder-pulled-up-on-you-isnt-a-mental-health-condition/

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/115286686003155611 sometimes ...

2026-06-16T03:27:14Z

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/115286686003155611

sometimes i worry that it's ambiguous what this is for

quoting
note1w6r…zeed

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

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2026-06-14T23:37:59Z

does anyone have the energy to organise a pro-golden mile protest

image posted twice to get in all the alt text ...

2026-06-13T22:42:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…fvn4
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image posted twice to get in all the alt text

a lot of you mean well but have internalised the same wrong ...

2026-06-13T22:07:43Z

a lot of you mean well but have internalised the same wrong "trans people's sex and gender don't match" belief that TERFs have

now seems like a relevant time to bring up again how i think we ...

2026-06-02T01:15:26Z

now seems like a relevant time to bring up again how i think we should have a Ministry of Software that writes all the code needed for government purposes

having in-house web development seems like a pretty sensible thing for councils to have as well, as there will always be need for it

i say this dispassionately: it is inevitable that sooner or later ...

2026-05-22T05:39:49Z

i say this dispassionately: it is inevitable that sooner or later somebody on a bike is going to be killed intentionally by somebody driving a car, as a direct result of the rhetoric spread and propagated by politicians and the media in new zealand.

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/115286686003155611 oh DUH ...

2026-03-31T08:45:55Z

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/115286686003155611

oh DUH obvious day of year to boost my pussy surgery fund

quoting
note1w6r…zeed

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

sick of new zealanders' overt nasty attitudes about cities ...

2026-03-30T07:32:28Z

sick of new zealanders' overt nasty attitudes about cities and the people who live in them. not everyone who lives in a city is a wealthy office drone & it's kinda bullshit how anything that might benefit people who live in cities is dismissed as impractical because it doesn't work for everyone else

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2026-03-29T04:04:44Z

anyone here taking buproprion and care to chat about it w me

STOLEN E-BIKE Stolen from Vivian St tonight between 9 and ...

2026-03-28T11:10:20Z

STOLEN E-BIKE

Stolen from Vivian St tonight between 9 and 11:45pm. please let me know if you see it! this is my friend's means of transport

please share

wait i didn't know this about wicca. antisemitism and ...

2026-03-25T23:20:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…4lll
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wait i didn't know this about wicca. antisemitism and transphobia? :o

i take an antihistamine every night

2026-03-24T23:41:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…z5dv
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i take an antihistamine every night

just got my covid booster! they didn't mention that side ...

2026-03-24T21:25:46Z

just got my covid booster! they didn't mention that side effects include being upset by the texture of certain foods and being unable to stop feeling the seams in the toes of your socks

sucks living a pretty low-consumption lifestyle and knowing how ...

2026-03-24T20:12:20Z

sucks living a pretty low-consumption lifestyle and knowing how many people would sooner let the planet burn than live the way you do

cool paper about trans employment rates. what a shame you ...

2026-03-24T04:57:19Z

cool paper about trans employment rates. what a shame you didn't separate out transfem vs transmasc so it's worthless. try again.

probably a good time to mention again how we use the word ...

2026-03-17T02:57:01Z

probably a good time to mention again how we use the word "farmer" to mean farm owner, and the immigrants stacked in bunks working 12+ hour days on the farms don't get a mention at all

supply and demand doesn't cross the urban/rural boundary

2026-03-17T02:05:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…ghgv
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supply and demand doesn't cross the urban/rural boundary

"public transport subsidies don't help rural people". ...

2026-03-16T23:33:02Z

"public transport subsidies don't help rural people". you mean rural people who need the fuel being used by city slickers who don't actually need to drive

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/116207324097425898 "Have ...

2026-03-10T22:54:39Z

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/116207324097425898

"Have you ever decluttered and realised just how much the mess had boxed you in? And when you come home to that more open, brighter space, you feel like you can finally breathe?

"Wellington is our home, and it's cluttered–with abandoned buildings, with out-of-date ideas, and especially with cars."

quoting
note10xq…rpuz

here i make the case for getting rid of cars from two places in wellington that have already proven they're better off without them:

https://riverwrites.ghost.io/it-could-be-cuba-dupa-every/

here i make the case for getting rid of cars from two places in ...

2026-03-10T22:50:45Z

here i make the case for getting rid of cars from two places in wellington that have already proven they're better off without them:

https://riverwrites.ghost.io/it-could-be-cuba-dupa-every/

hello there, city slicker. i see you are posting about transport. ...

2026-03-07T00:42:24Z

hello there, city slicker. i see you are posting about transport. do you realise that when you talk about lowering urban speed limits you're forgetting about the needs of people like me, someone who drives 100km to work and back along a rural state highway? typical out-of-touch townies

do you think the oil war will make people drive less or do you ...

2026-03-05T21:08:09Z

do you think the oil war will make people drive less or do you think they'll just run up more debt to do it and get even angrier at cyclists

these are the questions you have to answer before you can get a ...

2026-03-03T04:24:46Z

these are the questions you have to answer before you can get a food grant

the other night i had a dream that zohran mamdani was collecting ...

2026-02-23T20:03:40Z

the other night i had a dream that zohran mamdani was collecting all the snow to save for the summer to reduce people's heating bills

the older i get the more radical my anti-fireworks position ...

2026-02-17T08:18:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…y2e5
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the older i get the more radical my anti-fireworks position becomes. ban the damn things. we clearly can't be trusted with them

someone nearby is setting off fireworks non-stop, but i called ...

2026-02-17T08:14:49Z

someone nearby is setting off fireworks non-stop, but i called council and they blanket don't take calls about fireworks bc by the time they get someone out there they've usually stopped

trans and menopausal women in new zealand should all unite in a ...

2026-02-17T04:12:19Z

trans and menopausal women in new zealand should all unite in a campaign to get pharmac to approve and fund estrogen injections, to give us all another option

new zealand has a massive bullying problem that absolutely does ...

2026-02-05T02:36:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…3g94
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new zealand has a massive bullying problem that absolutely does not end when you leave school. maybe we should try something else to curb bullying. maybe something that doesn't cost families thousands of dollars

"school uniforms stop bullying" does your office dress ...

2026-02-05T02:34:54Z

"school uniforms stop bullying"

does your office dress code stop you from getting bullied at work

this is your reminder to clean and grease your bike chain

2025-12-12T01:21:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…7k8q
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this is your reminder to clean and grease your bike chain

gears changed without making any noise, i went faster with less ...

2025-12-12T01:21:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…gxth
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gears changed without making any noise, i went faster with less effort, and my gears weren't doing that thing where you think you changed gears but then you put weight on and lurch forward bc there was one change left to go

greased my bike chain and it rode so much better i'm ...

2025-12-12T01:19:32Z

greased my bike chain and it rode so much better i'm embarrassed to have put it off so long

so like did all our senior MPs visit mcskimming's island or ...

2025-12-12T00:19:29Z

so like did all our senior MPs visit mcskimming's island or something

a man said "sorry darling" and stepped back as i passed ...

2025-11-21T07:45:14Z

a man said "sorry darling" and stepped back as i passed him on the street and i realised the key to passing as a woman is to look serious, walk fast, and avoid eye contact with men

so like, when you do the sexy maid thing do you actually clean? ...

2025-11-19T00:35:11Z

so like, when you do the sexy maid thing do you actually clean? or do you just mince around with a duster. wondering if i could raise some funds by charging extra to do what i do now, but in a bra and shorter shorts

idk how people don't seem to want to understand that if you ...

2025-11-18T01:36:54Z

idk how people don't seem to want to understand that if you give people options that aren't cars then there are fewer cars in your way

I'm getting so many posts from national and act about ...

2025-10-28T06:43:08Z

I'm getting so many posts from national and act about labour's cgt, and one commenter pointed out it seems to have them nervous

the shed in our yard is one of those metal ones you buy from ...

2025-10-21T21:54:33Z

the shed in our yard is one of those metal ones you buy from bunnings etc and the bottom has all rusted away so the metal bar keeping the sheets together is gone. I need a temporary solution for it to survive tomorrow's storm. anyone have any ideas? I have bungee cords, duct tape, zip ties, and rope

all the advice in this book is somewhat undercut by the knowledge ...

2025-10-10T20:15:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…9vxg
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all the advice in this book is somewhat undercut by the knowledge that the real Japanese Secret to a Long and Happy Life is to have all your birth records bombed in a war so nobody can verify if you are as old as you say you are. also don't read this book if you have an eating disorder.

reading Ikigai: The Japanese Secret To a Long and Happy Life and ...

2025-10-10T20:15:44Z

reading Ikigai: The Japanese Secret To a Long and Happy Life and my main criticism is why did they bind it this way it's like the book is trying to slam itself shut

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that ...

2025-09-29T08:40:23Z

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:

https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund

i think when you take HRT your body should figure out what ...

2025-08-01T06:59:11Z

i think when you take HRT your body should figure out what you're trying to do and start flipping ur shit inside out

orchiectomies are so expensive. trans girls should be allowed to ...

2025-07-15T23:45:00Z

orchiectomies are so expensive. trans girls should be allowed to take turns being leader of the labour party since apparently they'll remove your balls for free

things are still hard sometimes but i's so much easier to get ...

2025-06-11T08:49:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…82p5
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things are still hard sometimes but i's so much easier to get through when it feels worth it

sometimes I'm thinking about plans for next year or the year ...

2025-06-11T08:49:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…z6wl
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sometimes I'm thinking about plans for next year or the year after and it hits me that the fog has lifted enough for me to see that far ahead. I'm not just trying to survive to the end of the day anymore.

things politically are worse than I can ever remember them, but ...

2025-06-11T08:49:13Z

things politically are worse than I can ever remember them, but for the first time in my life I'm out of survival mode.

the first europeans arrived in Aotearoa from the modern day via a ...

2025-02-13T02:02:09Z

the first europeans arrived in Aotearoa from the modern day via a hole in space-time in the pacific ocean. unperturbed by the implications of time travel, they were mostly concerned with their vehicles.

"where do I park my car?" they asked over and over, which is where we get the word pākehā

if we're handing out special visas can we give them to people ...

2025-02-12T05:46:06Z

if we're handing out special visas can we give them to people who know how to make regional cuisines we don't have. we don't want more rich people but it would be nice to have some more kinds of takeaways

imagine airborne viruses didn't exist you'd still want ...

2025-02-10T06:15:03Z

imagine airborne viruses didn't exist

you'd still want air purifiers and good air circulation in classrooms so students get enough oxygen to their brains to study effectively and not fall asleep

can we get someone to Luigi the CEO of a car company to make them ...

2025-02-09T08:01:25Z

can we get someone to Luigi the CEO of a car company to make them think twice before releasing and marketing another bloated child killer

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2025-02-03T06:21:02Z

wish I could leave Facebook but alas I am looking for housing

NZers will talk about the "town centre" then bring you to ...

2025-01-09T04:43:48Z

NZers will talk about the "town centre" then bring you to an intersection with shops on the side

I love that all the new social media sites are twitter clones and ...

2025-01-09T03:33:57Z

I love that all the new social media sites are twitter clones and that none of them have any sort of tools for organising events with your friends. dope dope dope.

it's kinda weird that the term "mum and dad" is meant ...

2024-12-30T00:38:29Z

it's kinda weird that the term "mum and dad" is meant to elicit sympathy for investors when so many people have adverse relationships with their parents

incel this, sigma that. back in my day when men got rejected by ...

2024-12-11T06:52:04Z

incel this, sigma that. back in my day when men got rejected by women they got matching mop top haircuts and wrote Rubber Soul

my body: you have an unmet need me: is it water? body: maybe me: ...

2024-11-10T20:12:26Z

my body: you have an unmet need

me: is it water?

body: maybe

me: is it food? bathroom?

body: maybe

me: can't you just tell me?

body: no, but you are going to feel weird and off until you figure it out

hey does anyone in Wellington have progynova that is excess to ...

2024-09-22T23:26:03Z

hey does anyone in Wellington have progynova that is excess to requirements? bullshit endo advice means my doctor won't represcribe

becoming blackpilled about endocrinologists. if you can show me a ...

2024-09-15T00:25:20Z

becoming blackpilled about endocrinologists.

if you can show me a trans person whose endocrinologist has any idea what they're doing I'll eat my fucking hat

anyone in or around Newtown looking for a queer musician flatmate ...

2024-09-09T08:45:08Z

anyone in or around Newtown looking for a queer musician flatmate to move in end of this month?

I realise this far down the list of problems with modern ...

2024-08-27T06:17:28Z

I realise this far down the list of problems with modern automobiles, but why are they so damn ugly? I swear cars get uglier every year.

nz driving culture already sucked. now we're in year 5 of a ...

2024-08-26T08:10:45Z

nz driving culture already sucked. now we're in year 5 of a pandemic of an illness with long-term effects on the brain. probably a good idea to be looking into how brain fog and increased emotional impulsivity might impact the millions of people operating heavy machinery every day.

"road deaths aren't caused by speed they're caused by ...

2024-08-26T08:10:07Z

"road deaths aren't caused by speed they're caused by human error" unless you can figure out how to make sure human beings never make mistakes, maybe it isn't a good idea to massivdly increase the stakes of those mistakes so you can get across the city 40 seconds faster

my kid has this huge tumour on their neck, but I don't want ...

2024-08-26T08:09:11Z

my kid has this huge tumour on their neck, but I don't want to take them to a doctor to get it checked out. I just think these days everybody is so obsessed with diagnosing everything and putting a label on it.

"Autistic", "ADHD", "cancer". Whatever happened to just letting kids be kids without putting them in boxes?