2026-08-17T03:10:24Z https://nostr.now Ham on Wry https://nostr.now/npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/304/620/130/293/977/original/aa71a25a7e262048.jpg https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/304/620/130/293/977/original/aa71a25a7e262048.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrdf2n4ssmnpj4dhew9lr6nwq6s0khgd894dq6ghhz828sg4rh89gzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5ss2ds36 I’m so scared that my trans child will go to school one morning and come home secretly transformed into a Christian by the teachers.<br/><br/>#MAGA #republicans #trump #politics #trans #parody #epstein #iran #news #religion 2026-10-21T12:51:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx5zu7fhwl4pn8wqjndz4xwam6g35gu7sfl5lq8tt5h83xqnyaldgzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sds58me Shopper’s List<br/><br/>#ImitationMovies<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-09T01:34:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9je8930er6wpud0cvskvw6wxnr79rfgwnh3sc0cu53pj2vg4mvaczyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5su7qp8j 12 Grumpy Men<br/><br/>#ImitationMovies<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-09T01:32:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxamaz6pmp5hkz6xex0lny93f0jv5ylm7x3w8q9y8kd23qf7pugeqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s0uj85d Shawshank Exemption<br/><br/>#ImitationMovies<br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-09T01:29:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvq7a0y976ah5uf9sdvney8tfmdpmwmw4h644qhdmw9l4yj3sm0eqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5slay2uz This storm season, maybe name all the hurricanes “Trump’s Promise” and they’ll all fail to materialize.<br/><br/>Just sayin’.<br/><br/>#MAGA #republicans #trump #politics #iran #gas #Israel #epstein #hurricanes #weather #news 2026-10-07T21:01:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst6u6vyt8dmtyph96mg3dsj9je9nn3cfxpdz0y2yhlx50rdg02tngzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s3vcugk The little puppet, Gnocchio<br/><br/>#NoodlesAnything<br/>#HashtagGames 2026-10-07T01:53:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq02q8m0twp8rx0fweyy6etefeqa0ahj3mms3n77ag3cwhjwz3swqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sywytkk I WISH THEY HATED CHILD MOLESTERS AS MUCH AS THEY HATE HIGH GAS PRICES.<br/><br/>#trump #republicans #MAGA #politics #iran #gas #Israel #epstein #EpsteinFiles #Midterms #news 2026-10-05T21:27:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstataa0kqd8460yc5dxtfsstw9zkkqxrn5pquujc8rnnnu8jlsyeqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sn3t2wf Jell-O Shooters and Gelatine Salad<br/><br/>#IntoxicatingFoods <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-05T01:23:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst2k37tyustdzv6uqy02rayza54u7334dpagtg7g2sdhkc2rvn9cszyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sgahh3r Shrimp Cocktail, shaken not stirred.<br/><br/>#IntoxicatingFoods <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-05T01:17:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9vhudxrlx4383qa42k3yv6lagaj0kx67tegdvstlkkxe96ha5jwszyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s727wwf Spaghetti Sauced<br/><br/>#IntoxicatingFoods <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-05T01:16:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfvvqa6pmzntuken2q80rc73z98xmeq2rz4g9efkzk5kut77hjfrszyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5snqdweg Let that bird in your hand go back to the two birds in the bush. <br/><br/>It’s the humane thing to do, right? 2026-10-04T21:04:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyd0n4vdzk73v0tzerrvdmfzg6x0kjcn7ap8p2w4xnxxrcagz452gzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s9f9y9c Curbed Enthusiasm <br/><br/>#FrugalTVShows <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-04T01:16:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz4xhew58g2pfv9kh5sl5ll8h37txw3lh032rn2qmqmkuzq5wapxqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5syd5lwu In Living Black and White<br/><br/>#FrugalTVShows <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-04T01:09:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf3p7azf2wsuzgsmznyz2tzdy58hu5wt8rdv5xcpfwedgj56chxcczyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5ss3u4r9 Friend<br/><br/>#FrugalTVShows <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-04T01:05:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdqvl502anxh8arphlwly74jej0ah5w6pzdh5hmps7x5v2pesfjygzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sltdnvk The Fresh Pauper of Bel-Air<br/><br/>#FrugalTVShows <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-04T01:03:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxjlthpe5xvkna6ls4g7vrd285fk45er0fed8dzppgj2l853mgtnqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sp87v3p One in the Family <br/><br/>#FrugalTVShows <br/>#HashTagGames 2026-10-04T01:01:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8xxzj88a0na6njyrl7r3x9trwzggurrf0ha4uklsdg7nd3wrualczyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s8gdutz Let that bird in your hand go back to the two birds in the bush. <br/><br/>It’s the humane thing to do, right? 2026-10-03T22:47:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs835ephwhy90rkzaut90vnm6qvry3uczs2sxj3yfd9jcmxwh846nqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s5dneau Let that bird in your hand go back to the two birds in the bush. <br/><br/>It’s the humane thing to do, right? 2026-10-03T21:39:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqlrduy9c55y324y82ytetajnggz73tzy8tp30wsx3zkru7e5nygczyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sy9yqj4 WHY DO YOU NEED A GOLD PLATED TOILET WHEN YOU’RE WEARING A TWO DOLLAR DIAPER ALL DAY?<br/><br/>#trump #MAGA #republicans #epstein #politics #iran #news 2026-10-03T17:28:44Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdd2d6p2hqx4q7wnh7chjfzswsj7knd2rr58kzp409wytt6827uaqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sznf3rl Make Cats Great Again <br/><br/>#Cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #royals<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/117/377/653/144/747/541/original/7c6e86876e9c4798.jpeg"> 2026-10-03T15:20:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgs7qh9rl2qzgvjsk79pzx2tgk0shvl087h5hdekc9rgg7ca37f3czyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s4qej4h Not to brag, but my life is right on track.<br/><br/>#Life #Thoughts #hamonwry<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/117/374/440/665/576/878/original/c21c3dca1eab2e1c.jpeg"> 2026-10-03T01:43:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswxuyrh45g2wvrddtfz4t2604kxe3gf4t79u5xz504fjm5ecra69czyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5slvw3an Let It Be… Or Not<br/><br/>#DeepThoughtsASongOrLimerick<br/>#HashtagGames 2026-10-03T01:23:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg4aj24lmknzpdywa3q4ups4snwfgvkdg6c2gcp9qrjczsz3tndxgzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sqdk54m UNDER TRUMP THE PRICE OF FUEL HAS GOTTEN SO HIGH THAT SATAN HAS GONE BACK TO HEATING HELL WITH WOOD STOVES.<br/><br/>#trump #MAGA #republicans #economy #epstein #iran #Israel #diesel #war #News 2026-10-02T17:26:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9pwyc4eamlut7juhqpzk5tpgp6fg3qpe4l6rf9vtx2n95kxfwhuczyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5svdzy74 That Holy Britt moment when your Party just stepped in a huge pile of Schmitt.<br/><br/>#trump #MAGA #republicans #iran #Israel #politics #JackSmith #Schmitt #epstein #news<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/117/368/908/912/864/889/original/ac0bc97d1dff86e9.jpeg"> 2026-10-02T02:17:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdlxgn8qkpxmyr5ya07kq36edc6ykekfs63gjrgyw6nvdp9j2ttkqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5skahap8 Anybody else find it odd that MAGA Republicans are constantly trying to convince people that they’re virile and straight. It’s as if they’re trying very hard to hide the opposite. <br/><br/>#trump #jdvance #MAGA #republicans #politics #Midterms #middleeast #iran #war #hegseth #Israel #masculinity #news #worldnews 2026-05-30T04:16:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs89w8h0uykr4zk9zchf3qyzv4pap35lljkngjj87dtucn5kkwrfdczyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sdp9hhz I prefer hotels without the little chocolate on the pillow.<br/><br/>That little chocolate on the pillow usually adds another $150 to the room.<br/><br/>#travel #hotel 2026-04-21T20:48:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0g0u9fkvr5pa9x9z5r6nr5gje49dlk72evslntgkx3zhdnd6qmyqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s94qf62 Dispelling the myth that curiosity killed the cat.<br/><br/>#Caturday #cats #Saturday<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/387/092/762/063/103/original/855f9e26a1d3003e.jpeg"> 2026-04-11T16:48:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf7xqptu5wlyll52guhgw33s2ucsw3y2weh0fmvvst4fzu5ephveszyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5shllumk Anyone who says climate change doesn&#39;t exist is as crazy as the weather has become around the world over the past years. <br/><br/>#climatechange #climate #world 2026-01-30T17:40:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxeqcz99wej2za00n23duh3fr2qqak3e28p5c5nlevulumq7hmy4qzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s350jk0 Trump’s self-aggrandizing and military parade has turned into a dud. Unlike No Kings Day protests very few people came out to see the tribute to himself.<br/><br/>Trump continues to embarrass himself and the American people. Strong leaders don’t need military parades. <br/><br/>#trump #loser #embarrassment #america #nokings #nokingsday #republicans 2025-06-15T00:18:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdzm2jpufewehzy5esh8m5s8yyq0zntpsr9jx2wvm5l77339gq68szyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s4f33ft Dear America <br/><br/>How can one mentally ill old man make life so miserable for hundreds of millions of people? He’s just one guy.<br/><br/>Thx,<br/>Hammy <br/><br/>#trump #MAGA #republicans 2025-05-04T03:08:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2u3cj8c68lyuc6nvycf2sy9qqk6hjrpfl4k36z2t24sw9rfahjkqzyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5sczq348 JD Vance is a wanker. 2025-03-29T02:47:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw0yvd6edf5gm67jnffnlqsp0zazfqy2086lykl7yjjs63lkp73pszyz42m5fg9772qfdrjsjzpnrvyvrrufue4amzxtm3rs0jncfaysy5s5f2hut Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.<br/><br/>I hate close election races.<br/><br/>#election2024 #electionday 2024-11-06T04:13:48Z