Nostr notes by Missing The Point

Ted Turner, a pioneer of cable TV news most famous for his hit ...

2026-05-06T15:35:29Z

Ted Turner, a pioneer of cable TV news most famous for his hit song “What's Love Got to Do with It,” dies at 87.

Pete Hegseth furious that now people think Kash Patel can ...

2026-04-18T19:14:09Z

Pete Hegseth furious that now people think Kash Patel can outdrink him.

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2026-04-12T20:56:15Z

Artemis II crew returning to Earth. ...

2026-04-06T00:46:15Z

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the ...

2026-04-04T18:32:29Z

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.

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2026-02-28T15:16:54Z

Post, post against the dying of the light.

The face that launched a thousand ships. ...

2026-02-28T15:14:40Z

The face that launched a thousand ships.

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom ...

2026-02-22T23:48:51Z

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship ...

2026-02-22T13:20:54Z

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship to Greenland.

Based on the popularity of the Winter and Summer Olympics, ...

2026-02-22T13:01:16Z

Based on the popularity of the Winter and Summer Olympics, organizers announce new Spring and Fall Olympics.

Angry at the Supreme Court tariff ruling, President Trump ...

2026-02-21T18:06:03Z

Angry at the Supreme Court tariff ruling, President Trump threatens to cut off the conservative Justices' access to billionaires.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all ...

2026-02-21T00:59:08Z

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing ...

2026-02-11T17:53:45Z

*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*

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2026-02-09T20:05:32Z

Tripped on the light fantastic again, dammit.

If you think the Super Bowl is too woke and the Grammys are too ...

2026-02-09T14:16:45Z

If you think the Super Bowl is too woke and the Grammys are too woke and the AEW Dynamite crowd is too woke and the Oscars are too woke maybe it’s actually a you problem.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars ...

2026-02-09T14:15:09Z

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the ...

2026-02-07T01:51:09Z

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

Breaking: Groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter ...

2026-02-02T16:55:36Z

Breaking: Groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter currently being held in an ICE detention facility in Texas.

The FBI raids an elections office in Fulton County, Georgia in ...

2026-01-29T21:35:52Z

The FBI raids an elections office in Fulton County, Georgia in search of 11,780 people to watch the Melania movie.

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2026-01-14T15:56:25Z

Breaking: Minnesota and Denmark enter into a mutual defense pact.

Arresting every ICE employee would get more criminals off the ...

2026-01-13T21:48:59Z

Arresting every ICE employee would get more criminals off the streets then arresting all of the people ICE is targeting. https://people.com/ice-employee-arrested-in-child-sex-sting-minnesota-11852492

Remember when Republicans were ripshit about this image? ...

2026-01-12T18:45:18Z

Remember when Republicans were ripshit about this image?

The U.S. government has imposed economic sanctions on and ...

2026-01-10T14:53:28Z

The U.S. government has imposed economic sanctions on and occupied the largest city of Minnesota.

Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon ...

2026-01-09T17:41:58Z

Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon Musk is generating so much CSAM and noncon porn.

Trump Administration pivots from killing people internationally ...

2026-01-07T19:07:51Z

Trump Administration pivots from killing people internationally to killing people domestically.

Maduro should be thankful he didn’t commit the crime of being a ...

2026-01-07T01:00:12Z

Maduro should be thankful he didn’t commit the crime of being a Venezuelan fisherman.

If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it ...

2026-01-06T21:41:28Z

If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it should cover itself with the Epstein Files.

BREAKING: ICE says Nicolás Maduro is illegally in the United ...

2026-01-05T19:58:15Z

BREAKING: ICE says Nicolás Maduro is illegally in the United States, deports to Venezuela.

The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed ...

2025-12-19T12:55:30Z

The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.

When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a ...

2025-12-17T00:21:02Z

When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.

Breaking: White House rumors swirl that Susie Wiles to be ...

2025-12-16T22:09:54Z

Breaking: White House rumors swirl that Susie Wiles to be imminently replaced as Chief of Staff by another trusted Trump advisor, Ghislaine Maxwell.

"It's a very respected peace prize." ...

2025-12-05T19:55:12Z

"It's a very respected peace prize."

Breaking: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth releases his Signal ...

2025-12-05T13:21:00Z

Breaking: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth releases his Signal Wrapped.

Admiral Bradley to testify that the intercepted radio ...

2025-12-04T12:40:29Z

Admiral Bradley to testify that the intercepted radio communication "Mayday, Mayday, Mayday" was code for "send more drugs."

Who could have suspected that there would be a downside to making ...

2025-11-30T14:28:38Z

Who could have suspected that there would be a downside to making an incompetent sexually-assaulting drunkard the U.S. Secretary of Defense?

Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your ...

2025-11-23T14:36:27Z

Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."

If you picked the worst five people on earth this century, ...

2025-11-19T16:58:38Z

If you picked the worst five people on earth this century, President Trump has been friends with like three of them.

I’m sure there are perfectly innocent reasons why Donald Trump ...

2025-11-13T15:26:26Z

I’m sure there are perfectly innocent reasons why Donald Trump would spend several hours alone with an underage girl in Pedophile Mansion.

Breaking: Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva will take her oath of ...

2025-11-12T02:43:44Z

Breaking: Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva will take her oath of office while placing her hand on the Epstein files.

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2025-11-07T15:03:35Z

Technically you always have your whole life ahead of you.

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike ...

2025-11-05T02:58:36Z

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.

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2025-11-05T02:03:49Z

Worst night for Virginia Republicans since 1860.

Breaking: President Trump announces to the American people that ...

2025-10-29T15:15:47Z

Breaking: President Trump announces to the American people that if his demands are not met then on Monday he will destroy another national landmark.

Responding to the new Mamdani scandal, Andrew Cuomo notes that he ...

2025-10-28T20:48:19Z

Responding to the new Mamdani scandal, Andrew Cuomo notes that he didn't call any of the 13 women he assaulted "aunt."

Mike Johnson announces new plan to wean SNAP beneficiaries off of ...

2025-10-28T20:47:57Z

Mike Johnson announces new plan to wean SNAP beneficiaries off of food.

Texas should next sue the makers of windmills, alleging the ...

2025-10-28T15:23:33Z

Texas should next sue the makers of windmills, alleging the companies hid their links to cancer.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/health/tylenol-autism-texas-lawsuit.html?smid=bsky-nytimes&smtyp=cur

Breaking: The DoD announced that donated funds for U.S military ...

2025-10-24T20:29:35Z

Breaking: The DoD announced that donated funds for U.S military payroll will go to fund the salaries of troops murdering Venezuelan fishermen.

Until proven otherwise, I will assume the anonymous Trump friend ...

2025-10-24T19:47:09Z

Until proven otherwise, I will assume the anonymous Trump friend is Jeffrey Epstein. https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/politics/anonymous-donor-military-pay-shutdown?cid=ios_app

The next President should turn the White House Ballroom into a ...

2025-10-21T21:56:23Z

The next President should turn the White House Ballroom into a publicly-accessible permanent display on the Epstein files.

Following his release from federal prison, ex-Rep. George Santos ...

2025-10-19T22:28:16Z

Following his release from federal prison, ex-Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) says he would like to devote his life to activities that will probably land him back in prison. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/10/19/george-santos-donald-trump-commutation-prison-reform/

Breaking: President Trump says that on No Kings Eve he was ...

2025-10-18T14:53:21Z

Breaking: President Trump says that on No Kings Eve he was visited by his best friend Jeffrey Epstein and the Ghost of Presidents Past, George Washington, the Ghost of Presidents Present, Stephen Miller, and the Ghost of Presidents Yet to Come, Zohran Mamdani.

Mike Johnson announces he will swear in George Santos to the open ...

2025-10-18T00:03:31Z

Mike Johnson announces he will swear in George Santos to the open Arizona House seat: "That's why I was waiting."

“If I can’t violate people’s civil liberties what’s the ...

2025-10-12T18:44:55Z

“If I can’t violate people’s civil liberties what’s the point of even being a cop?l

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Me thinking ...

2025-10-12T12:36:07Z

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… uh, to children.”

Reminder: Antifa membership cards are being mailed out next week, ...

2025-10-11T15:38:53Z

Reminder: Antifa membership cards are being mailed out next week, please be sure that you have paid your annual dues.

Breaking: Bad Bunny invites the Portland Frog to be one of the ...

2025-10-10T12:53:40Z

Breaking: Bad Bunny invites the Portland Frog to be one of the dancers at his Super Bowl halftime show.

Breaking: Nobel Prize Total Landscaping awards President Donald ...

2025-10-10T12:53:12Z

Breaking: Nobel Prize Total Landscaping awards President Donald Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.

Pam Bondi says at a Senate hearing that she has ended the ...

2025-10-07T20:52:19Z

Pam Bondi says at a Senate hearing that she has ended the weaponization of the Department of Justice and that any Senator who says otherwise can expect to be federally indicted.

South Carolina asks President Trump to use its National Guard in ...

2025-10-06T22:25:44Z

South Carolina asks President Trump to use its National Guard in Chicago so that it can maintain its unblemished record of starting American Civil Wars.

Breaking: Caving to pressure regarding Bad Bunny’s planned ...

2025-10-06T20:37:36Z

Breaking: Caving to pressure regarding Bad Bunny’s planned Super Bowl halftime show, the NFL will instead invite Morgan Freeman to read aloud excerpts from the Epstein files.

“Restrooms are reserved for customers and antifascists only.” ...

2025-10-05T22:45:17Z

“Restrooms are reserved for customers and antifascists only.” https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-chicago-restrooms/

God could do the funniest thing to make it legal for the Treasury ...

2025-10-04T00:35:34Z

God could do the funniest thing to make it legal for the Treasury Department to issue its planned Trump coin.

Breaking: SpaceX shows continued improvement in its rocket part ...

2025-06-19T12:15:13Z

Breaking: SpaceX shows continued improvement in its rocket part scattering program.

Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing ...

2025-06-17T13:52:39Z

Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing no one there is going to give him a plane.

Responding to concerns regarding unidentified plain clothes ICE ...

2025-06-15T13:38:54Z

Responding to concerns regarding unidentified plain clothes ICE agents telling people to get in an unmarked van, Congress requires the use of bumper stickers on non-ICE vans saying “This van will take you to a second location to murder you.”

The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military ...

2025-06-15T12:44:17Z

The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military parade is Elon Musk’s phone on Father’s Day.

I take it all back. $45 million was a small price to pay to ...

2025-06-15T12:14:17Z

I take it all back. $45 million was a small price to pay to humiliate President Trump at his own parade and mobilize millions of Americans across the nation to demonstrate against him.

Would be kind of funny if Gov. Newsom turned around and deployed ...

2025-06-13T01:32:55Z

Would be kind of funny if Gov. Newsom turned around and deployed the California National Guard back in LA to protect the population from masked, unidentified ICE agents seizing people off the streets.

It’s going to be pretty awkward the next time DHS Secretary ...

2025-06-12T22:25:15Z

It’s going to be pretty awkward the next time DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is called before Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, on which Sen. Alex Padilla is the ranking member.

Elon’s apology to Donald Trump will not smooth things over with ...

2025-06-11T14:56:26Z

Elon’s apology to Donald Trump will not smooth things over with the President, but at least it will make everyone else think even less of him.

What we have seen in the last few weeks is the ending of the Elon ...

2025-06-10T16:48:37Z

What we have seen in the last few weeks is the ending of the Elon Musk presidency and the start of the Stephen Miller presidency.

Kristi Noem, Los Angeles is not a "city full of ...

2025-06-10T13:41:08Z

Kristi Noem, Los Angeles is not a "city full of criminals." There aren't THAT many ICE agents there.

Oh I guess ICE is “secret police” now just because they ...

2025-06-05T10:51:32Z

Oh I guess ICE is “secret police” now just because they deploy anonymous masked agents from unidentified agencies who do not show identification.

Breaking: Putin vows retaliation for strikes in Russia, just not ...

2025-06-05T10:12:47Z

Breaking: Putin vows retaliation for strikes in Russia, just not with their strategic bomber fleet.

Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do ...

2025-06-02T10:41:45Z

Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do you plead?”

“Well, we are all going to die.”

Judge: “Release this man!”

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2025-05-30T19:22:23Z

I actually believe that Stephen Miller hits like a five-year old.

Breaking: SpaceX asks Elon Musk if he could go focus on the ...

2025-05-28T12:10:29Z

Breaking: SpaceX asks Elon Musk if he could go focus on the government again.

It’s always the one who lives abroad with the family’s nanny. ...

2025-05-26T10:29:37Z

It’s always the one who lives abroad with the family’s nanny. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/us/georgia-murder-doris-worrell.html

Breaking: President Trump unable to write out $52 billion ...

2025-05-25T18:27:40Z

Breaking: President Trump unable to write out $52 billion numerically.

Breaking: The U.S. State Department announces that they will not ...

2025-05-25T18:26:32Z

Breaking: The U.S. State Department announces that they will not revoke Pope Leo XIV’s U.S. citizenship even though he has become the head of a foreign state, noting “We can deport him either way.” https://bit.ly/43bjyIG

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2025-05-24T22:59:25Z

A muppet gave a better commencement speech than a President.

I've done my own research and I'd like the SARS-CoV-2 ...

2025-05-20T19:45:00Z

I've done my own research and I'd like the SARS-CoV-2 booster.

I wish the media had worked as hard to not get Trump re-elected ...

2025-05-19T14:30:38Z

I wish the media had worked as hard to not get Trump re-elected in 2024 as they are currently working to not get Biden re-elected in 2028.

While Dr. Jill Biden is not a medical doctor, I think she could ...

2025-05-19T01:37:56Z

While Dr. Jill Biden is not a medical doctor, I think she could diagnose that Donald Trump Jr. is a complete piece of shit.

Feeling the pressure after Qatar gifted a luxury plane and Saudi ...

2025-05-14T02:00:42Z

Feeling the pressure after Qatar gifted a luxury plane and Saudi Arabia provided a mobile McDonald’s during President Trump’s visit, the next stop on his Middle East tour, the United Arab Emirates, will offer the President a wife who pretends to like him.

The new books about Biden have convinced me: I’m not voting for ...

2025-05-14T02:00:16Z

The new books about Biden have convinced me: I’m not voting for him in 2028.

Happy Mothra’s Day ...

2025-05-11T14:21:24Z

Happy Mothra’s Day

Breaking: Transportation Secretary Duffy enlists help from ...

2025-05-09T18:44:53Z

Breaking: Transportation Secretary Duffy enlists help from Defense Secretary Hegseth on how to handle blacking out for 90 seconds. https://www.cnn.com/us/controllers-handling-flights-around-newark-liberty-international-airport-experience-another-outage

They picked the one Pope that can’t be deported if he visits ...

2025-05-08T18:01:58Z

They picked the one Pope that can’t be deported if he visits the United States.

If the Sistine Chapel chimney emits blue smoke then the next Pope ...

2025-05-07T16:39:23Z

If the Sistine Chapel chimney emits blue smoke then the next Pope is a boy.

The next Democratic presidential candidate should run on a ...

2025-05-04T15:12:12Z

The next Democratic presidential candidate should run on a platform of closing the budget deficit by enforcing the Constitution’s emoluments clause. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-family-net-worth-crypto-investments/

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2025-05-04T15:07:46Z

May the fourth of May be with you.

If President Trump does also become Pope, J.D. Vance could do the ...

2025-05-03T13:33:50Z

If President Trump does also become Pope, J.D. Vance could do the funniest thing.

*Me going to the store with my government-issued monthly voucher ...

2025-04-30T22:07:33Z

*Me going to the store with my government-issued monthly voucher for two toys, sticking to side streets to avoid an ICE abduction and rendering to a foreign prison or people infected with measles.*

“This is what winning feels like.”

Breaking: United States judiciary awakens to find a horse’s ...

2025-04-25T18:58:55Z

Breaking: United States judiciary awakens to find a horse’s head in its bed.

Dismayed by a stunning 71% drop in Tesla’s year-over-year ...

2025-04-23T10:11:38Z

Dismayed by a stunning 71% drop in Tesla’s year-over-year profits, Elon Musk says that had they even had a 69% drop “I would have said ‘nice.’” https://wapo.st/3YH4f7K

JD Vance’s handlers: “Well, he really shat the bed with the ...

2025-04-21T10:35:50Z

JD Vance’s handlers: “Well, he really shat the bed with the Zelenskyy meeting and the Ohio State football team photo-op, let’s get him a meeting that even he can’t fuck up, like with the Pope.”

Breaking: The investigation into Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ...

2025-04-21T00:59:45Z

Breaking: The investigation into Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shifts its focus to determine the people he did not share Yemen attack details with.

The Accidental Harvard Letter The Accidental Deportation The ...

2025-04-19T14:29:02Z

The Accidental Harvard Letter
The Accidental Deportation
The Accidental Tariff on an Uninhabited Island
The Accidental Disclosure of War Plans to a Journalist
The Accidental Firings of Nuclear Safety Workers

On this Tax Day, President Trump reminds Americans that payment ...

2025-04-15T10:47:59Z

On this Tax Day, President Trump reminds Americans that payment compliance relies on a combination of “the honor system and…” *waves menacingly toward El Salvador.*