Nostr notes by Alice McFlurry :bc:

I've been getting into belly dancing which is what I call it ...

2026-10-31T02:20:03Z

I've been getting into belly dancing which is what I call it when I do a little wiggle to try to get the hotdog to go down so I can make room for more hotdogs.

The power is out, so of course I’m draining my phone's ...

2026-10-30T09:16:17Z

The power is out, so of course I’m draining my phone's battery by doomscrolling because I have zero self control or survival skills.

I saw a vintage photobooth that had a little window showing the ...

2026-10-29T14:21:46Z

I saw a vintage photobooth that had a little window showing the inner mechanism for the flash and I wanted everyone to be able to see it because it's pretty neat!

I’m kind of obsessed with the heights of celebrities, so ...

2026-10-26T03:57:02Z

I’m kind of obsessed with the heights of celebrities, so I'm constantly looking up their heights online, but I think my search engines are skewed because they always give me heights in cm/m so I have to specify "height in feet" which has resulted in my search engines thinking I’m obsessed with feet and holy shit some of these celebrities have some very strange yet sexy toes.

Thinking about updating my Microsoft profile pic so I can roll up ...

2026-10-24T15:45:01Z

Thinking about updating my Microsoft profile pic so I can roll up to Teams meetings looking like this.

My husband and I don’t fight about a lot of things, but one of ...

2026-10-24T02:16:51Z

My husband and I don’t fight about a lot of things, but one of our biggest contentions is how he calls aluminum foil "tin foil" (I know the Brits would say "it's 'actually aluminium...'") but he just one-upped me by saying "I believe the scientific term is... "fun foil..." 😂🎆

Throwback to about 20 years ago when I thought it would be funny ...

2026-10-24T01:49:41Z

Throwback to about 20 years ago when I thought it would be funny to make beer koozies with the baby on board logo on them, but I had to buy them in bulk so I ended up with like 20 of them so I brought them up to my current husband's family barbecue and then my husband's family thought it was a messed up pregnancy announcement.

This is my appreciation post for my new neighbor, Maria, who is ...

2026-10-24T00:23:20Z

This is my appreciation post for my new neighbor, Maria, who is an absolute delight and she just gave us a jar of her chili oil to taste test.

She said she started making her own chili oil because the stuff from the store isn't spicy enough for her, so she's been trying to make her own so we just tried it on our Friday night pizza and it's seriously SO good! Like the perfect blend of spiciness and garlickiness and crunchiness.

Anyway, all of this to say that everyone should have a neighbor like Maria.

And the robot didn't even do a good job, bro.

2026-10-23T15:35:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…5ld6
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And the robot didn't even do a good job, bro.

One of the things that I resent most about AI is that it makes ...

2026-10-23T15:35:02Z

One of the things that I resent most about AI is that it makes uncreative people think that THEY created something, so let's normalize reminding these people that they just used a dumb robot to steal someone else's creativity.

So here's a throwback to when I decided to go out for ...

2026-10-23T00:02:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…jrar
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So here's a throwback to when I decided to go out for Halloween as a pineapple. Well, the bottom half of the costume. I swear it wasn't a reference to swinging or anything.

I looked on my computer's desktop and noticed this weird ...

2026-10-23T00:00:42Z

I looked on my computer's desktop and noticed this weird photo of me and was like "Why am I posing like that?"

It's like half mugshot and half Sears catalog, so I clicked into it to see WTF was going on.

[Full photo in the comments]

Oh my. PLEASE go to sleep! I'm sure we can all wait a day to ...

2026-10-22T23:32:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…mtac
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Oh my. PLEASE go to sleep! I'm sure we can all wait a day to post our photos!

But thank you for everything you do for us!

I have a lot of internal conversations with myself which I ...

2026-10-22T16:51:12Z

I have a lot of internal conversations with myself which I believe to be fairly normal, but the most embarrassing part is that they all end with something like "that's a very good point, Alice!"

Is anyone else having trouble logging in to gram.social? ...

2026-10-21T16:47:11Z

Is anyone else having trouble logging in to gram.social?

stux⚡️ (npub1s20…twmm)

Mastodon makes me feel not as weird because the people here tend ...

2026-10-20T15:19:35Z

Mastodon makes me feel not as weird because the people here tend to relate to what I'm saying, but then I remember that it's just because we're all weird over here.

It's like they're intentionally trying to upset me. ...

2026-10-19T20:34:15Z

It's like they're intentionally trying to upset me.

This is your annual reminder to get your suspicious moles checked ...

2026-10-18T03:37:05Z

This is your annual reminder to get your suspicious moles checked out so that you can end up with a scar that looks like a gaping butthole but at least you won’t be dead from cancer.

There are a lot of smart people on Mastodon, so I’m looking for ...

2026-10-17T02:56:47Z

There are a lot of smart people on Mastodon, so I’m looking for someone with the knowledge to help me build a death pod but it's more like a badass bobsled that rides a water slide into a volcano but it can't be plastic because it would melt and it probably shouldn't be metal because it would likely get too hot before you were launched into the lava so please let me know what materials would work best because this is not something I want to mess up.

Please boost for visibility.

I was at a taqueria yesterday and this big guy came in asking ...

2026-10-17T00:50:23Z

I was at a taqueria yesterday and this big guy came in asking about happy hour specials and I'm really nosy so, in this time, I learned that he worked at a tattoo parlor which made sense since he was a tough tattoo parlor lookin' type and then he started talking about how this time of year is his favorite and I was thinking "Yeah, Halloween, that tracks" and then he proceeded to say "'cuz I’m a pumpkin spice freak."

I don’t like pumpkin spice anything, but I love that big tough guy for saying he was a "pumpkin spice freak."

Trying to gauge whether people are interested in my new album ...

2026-10-10T21:39:24Z

Trying to gauge whether people are interested in my new album where I sing Kidz Bob covers of '90s R&B songs in the voice of the Crypt Keeper so please boost for visibility.

I know you're not supposed to engage with scammers, but ...

2026-10-10T20:41:14Z

I know you're not supposed to engage with scammers, but it's a slow day.

I think the moon is asleep so can we talk about how weird it is ...

2026-10-10T13:02:56Z

I think the moon is asleep so can we talk about how weird it is the way it circles us while staring DIRECTLY at us?!!

I've been on a video call with @npub1dnq…yqks and ...

2026-10-09T22:50:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…ajex
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I've been on a video call with Booooooogan Five (npub1dnq…yqks) and ADHDeanASL, But Eerie (npub14uu…2axj) and I think they can attest to the fact that there is only one version of Alice, and it's whatever...this...is.

This sconce looks like Clippy, right? ...

2026-10-05T03:36:34Z

This sconce looks like Clippy, right?

I appreciate when people in the service industry recognize my ...

2026-10-03T03:58:24Z

I appreciate when people in the service industry recognize my repeat business, but not on a Tuesday morning, Travis from the liquor store.

I was going though old photos and found this pic I captured of ...

2026-10-03T02:27:54Z

I was going though old photos and found this pic I captured of our closet from when we went on a trip to Palm Springs which shows our polar opposites with how KevBot (npub1fwt…p7gn) brought light and breezy summer clothes (left) and I brought nothing but black (right).

I got a coupon to make a free photo book from a company called ...

2026-09-29T18:50:33Z

I got a coupon to make a free photo book from a company called FreePrints and I just received it in the mail today and the quality was actually really nice for a little 6x6" paperback photo book!

I debated posting this because I mean absolutely no disrespect to ...

2026-09-20T00:15:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…sneu
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I debated posting this because I mean absolutely no disrespect to Slimey, but I mean all disrespect to Mitch McConnell.

Did anyone else see the new footage of Mitch McConnell? ...

2026-09-20T00:14:37Z

Did anyone else see the new footage of Mitch McConnell?

Remembering the time when I was bored on a road trip and decided ...

2026-09-19T03:27:01Z

Remembering the time when I was bored on a road trip and decided to kill time by trying to win a radio contest to win something I wasn't even sure about by being the 100th caller and I called in and was the 1st caller, then 2nd, then 3rd, and the radio host was seriously like "oh, girl, you're the only one calling in..."

By about the tenth time, I was like "can't we just call it now and say I won?"and she said she wished but had to go through it so I kept calling.

After an unbearably long time, I finally won some concert tickets that I couldn't even give away.

10 out of 10. Would still do while bored out of my mind on a road trip.

I’m looking forward to GLP-1s gaining widespread use so my ...

2026-09-19T01:22:42Z

I’m looking forward to GLP-1s gaining widespread use so my plump figure will be considered a rare thing of beauty like during the Renaissance and Sumo matches.

One of my favorite buildings in Long Beach, CA is this ...

2026-09-16T14:37:52Z

One of my favorite buildings in Long Beach, CA is this mid-century building with aqua, yellow, and white panels and I noticed on a recent trip that they stripped away all of the character by painting it a darker blue and beige and I’m so sad so I guess I just want everyone to get upset about it with me.

Does anyone else say "fu¢k you" under their breath ...

2026-09-15T19:05:04Z

Does anyone else say "fu¢k you" under their breath whenever they encounter any reference to AI?

Oh wait it gets worse because there are apparently matching ...

2026-09-15T02:10:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…4ymp
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Oh wait it gets worse because there are apparently matching pants.

Target, we need to have a serious talk about whatever this is. ...

2026-09-15T02:08:13Z

Target, we need to have a serious talk about whatever this is.

Good news! The long awaited Iron Maiden polo shirt is FINALLY ...

2026-09-06T23:39:34Z

Good news! The long awaited Iron Maiden polo shirt is FINALLY available to help you meet your business casual needs!

I want to compete on American Ninja Warrior but only in the part ...

2026-08-23T23:55:31Z

I want to compete on American Ninja Warrior but only in the part where they eat pizza in a sewer.

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2026-08-16T21:36:34Z

#Meatball

Camel case is very important because I just came across a post ...

2026-08-13T14:36:36Z

Camel case is very important because I just came across a post with #whoremembers and I got excited because I thought it was #WhoreMembers until I realized it's just #WhoRemembers.

The photo quality is terrible because I took this from a moving ...

2026-08-09T18:39:36Z

The photo quality is terrible because I took this from a moving car, but I’m pretty sure I just witnessed the start of an Orwellian revolution.

Do you think they'll put the McDonald's flag at half mast ...

2026-08-08T02:03:31Z

Do you think they'll put the McDonald's flag at half mast when Trump dies?

In his defense, he's not like a fruit scientist or anything. ...

2026-08-08T00:04:18Z

In his defense, he's not like a fruit scientist or anything.

Celebrating 15 years of being married to @npub1fwt…p7gn! ...

2026-08-05T19:25:16Z

Celebrating 15 years of being married to KevBot (npub1fwt…p7gn)!

Found my nerdy field notebook from Geology school! ...

2026-08-04T16:23:53Z

Found my nerdy field notebook from Geology school!

We were walking home from a baseball game last night and stumbled ...

2026-08-02T17:26:54Z

We were walking home from a baseball game last night and stumbled upon this lovely group of people having a free movie night on the street.

Pixel passed away in late 2022. It's actually part of why I ...

2026-08-01T19:24:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…djhy
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Pixel passed away in late 2022. It's actually part of why I joined Mastodon because I was really sad and needed to escape from my reality. People ask if/when we're going to get another cat, but the answer is never because losing him broke us and we never want to go through that again.

We named him Pixel because he was tiny and the runt of the litter, but he grew up to be gigantic. I loved his tuxedo pattern because it looked like he was wearing an unbuttoned tuxedo after a wild night and he was honestly the chillest cat, just lounging around being sweet and comforting.

In the spirit of #Caturday, here are some of my favorite Pixel pics.

I only had a weekend to find an apartment and was quickly ...

2026-08-01T16:31:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…eth8
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I only had a weekend to find an apartment and was quickly learning that I was up against multiple applicants everywhere I went, so we ended up in this tiny studio overlooking Lake Merritt.

It was vintage AF with a rickety tiny elevator and without anything fancy like a dishwasher or washer/dryer and it was still $2,000/month which was a "good deal" at the time.

Today marks ten years in California! My company had been trying ...

2026-08-01T16:29:35Z

Today marks ten years in California!

My company had been trying to get me to relocate from Phoenix to our headquarters in San Francisco, but I was hesitant because "I’m not a San Francisco person."

My coworker could sense my apprehension and took me on a tour of Oakland and I fell in love because it's essentially the "Detroit of the west" which absolutely is a compliment if anyone is confused.

Our only goal was to "experience California" and "survive for at least a year" so it's nice to look back and see how far we've come.

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2026-08-01T15:05:30Z

They're both terrible, but which is worse?

[30 minutes in to Sharkzilla Takes New York] "I just feel ...

2026-08-01T02:57:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…g7ut
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[30 minutes in to Sharkzilla Takes New York]

"I just feel like they're deviating too far from the narrative in the book..."

Whenever he thinks I’m being serious and presses play, I like ...

2026-08-01T01:25:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…yf89
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Whenever he thinks I’m being serious and presses play, I like to double down by making up random "facts" about it until he finally realizes I'm just messing with him and have no desire to actually watch it.

One of my favorite games is acting excited about whatever title ...

2026-08-01T01:23:41Z

One of my favorite games is acting excited about whatever title card happens to be shuffling through on the TV at that given moment just to see if my husband will believe me and hit play.

In this case:

"OMG I've been waiting for Sharkzilla Takes New York to come out!!"

I bought the Anarchist Cookbook but it's been really hard ...

2026-07-28T18:30:48Z

I bought the Anarchist Cookbook but it's been really hard getting those unruly MFers into the pot.

Someone needs to tell the idiots of LinkedIn that being ...

2026-07-13T13:56:10Z

Someone needs to tell the idiots of LinkedIn that being "apart of a company" is very different from being "a part of a company."

An American Warehouse in London ...

2026-07-13T13:49:16Z

An American Warehouse in London

People who believe in god are always thanking god whenever they ...

2026-07-12T18:01:40Z

People who believe in god are always thanking god whenever they survive a natural disaster completely ignoring the fact that, if god actually exists, then god is the one who created that disaster.

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2026-07-12T15:56:14Z

Maybe it's the trains that are making people autistic.

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2026-07-11T19:14:22Z

Oh, I love a good potato and cheese pierogi topped with some ...

2026-07-11T00:26:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…d0ua
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Oh, I love a good potato and cheese pierogi topped with some caramelized onions and a dollop of sour cream.

Someone trying to be social: Are you on any of the apps? Alice: ...

2026-07-11T00:18:47Z

Someone trying to be social: Are you on any of the apps?

Alice: I'm on all of the apps! Mozzarella sticks, loaded potato skins, spinach artichoke dip, soft pretzel bites, chips and queso... You name it, I’m on it!

Them: I would have never guessed you're autistic. Me: Are you ...

2026-07-10T21:11:45Z

Them: I would have never guessed you're autistic.

Me: Are you being sarcastic or sincere? I can't tell.

Thanks to all of my fans for coming out to last night's ...

2026-07-06T12:56:05Z

Thanks to all of my fans for coming out to last night's performance!

Mezcal is great if you like drinking things that taste like burnt ...

2026-07-04T21:37:46Z

Mezcal is great if you like drinking things that taste like burnt bandaids.

Yellow tape around the pool means it's time for another game ...

2026-06-24T22:26:09Z

Yellow tape around the pool means it's time for another game of Diarrhea or Drowning?

"Don’t worry! AI won’t steal jobs because we will still ...

2026-06-20T04:48:01Z

"Don’t worry! AI won’t steal jobs because we will still need people who are good at writing AI prompts in such a ridiculously specific manner that they can force AI to provide an answer that they already know to be partially correct."

Hello! It's 2026. Don’t make splitting a check your ...

2026-06-13T23:45:03Z

Hello!

It's 2026. Don’t make splitting a check your server's problem. Pay with one card and figure it out on your own time, you little brats.

Signed,
Someone who has never worked in the service industry who still thinks you're being annoying.

Same. Definitely my favorite beer!

2026-06-13T22:11:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…jmu9
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Same. Definitely my favorite beer!

Has anyone ever written their thesis on how The Office started ...

2026-06-13T16:44:02Z

Has anyone ever written their thesis on how The Office started going downhill when Jim and Pam had a baby or do I need to apply to grad school to make that happen?

Just stumbled upon this photo from March 11, 2020. We had just ...

2026-06-13T13:59:05Z

Just stumbled upon this photo from March 11, 2020.

We had just been sent home from work to "ride it out for a week or so" and I stopped by the grocery store for "provisions."

I took the photo as a joke because I really did buy groceries and I just hadn't placed them in the refrigerator yet, but I just noticed the saddest part about it is the white board above where I had been compiling a list of things to pack for an upcoming vacation that never happened due to the jerk that is COVID.

What a weird time.

Is anybody else absolutely shocked whenever you find out that a ...

2026-06-13T01:37:58Z

Is anybody else absolutely shocked whenever you find out that a band you liked in the past continued making music after you stopped listening?

My husband said we were running low on boy bags so I asked what a ...

2026-06-11T14:34:56Z

My husband said we were running low on boy bags so I asked what a "boy bag" was and then he showed me this as if I’m the crazy one.

#BoiBag

I would like to submit the teacher comments from one of my ...

2026-06-11T01:04:01Z

I would like to submit the teacher comments from one of my elementary school report cards to prove that I wasn't always a complete brat.

Proposal for a dystopian film where an asteroid is about the hit ...

2026-06-09T16:10:01Z

Proposal for a dystopian film where an asteroid is about the hit the planet and they have a bunker that can only house a limited number of people so they make a list of different types of people to try to preserve humanity, except the list was written by Trump so it's just the dumbest and most deplorable people imaginable.

Thinking about getting this printed on my pajamas. ...

2026-06-07T13:43:29Z

Thinking about getting this printed on my pajamas.

Sh-sh-sh-should I sue? ...

2026-06-06T01:24:20Z

Sh-sh-sh-should I sue?

Looks like the lineup for a black metal fest. ...

2026-05-31T14:53:03Z

Looks like the lineup for a black metal fest.

While @npub1fwt…p7gn was back in Michigan visiting family, he ...

2026-05-31T14:42:18Z

While KevBot (npub1fwt…p7gn) was back in Michigan visiting family, he took some photos of things he thought I would like and recommended I edit them so I proposed that we both edit them and place them side by side so we could compare.

Kev's edits are on the left and mine are on the right.

I am SO embarrassed! I was watching the British SNL where they ...

2026-05-30T02:18:19Z

I am SO embarrassed!

I was watching the British SNL where they referenced Louis Theroux and they pronounced it THEE roe and I was like "Oh, no! Is he related to Justin Theroux? Was I mispronouncing Justin's name when I would say Theh-roe when referring to him in polite conversation with coworkers whenever I tried to talk about what his buoyant dick looked like bouncing around in his pair of grey sweatpants?!?"

I picked up a pizza from my favorite pizza place and I was taking ...

2026-05-26T01:46:56Z

I picked up a pizza from my favorite pizza place and I was taking the elevator up to my apartment when another person got on and they were holding a very large IKEA box with some sort of flat pack furniture in it and, for some reason, I decided to say "that's a big pizza!" and he just flatly said "It's not a pizza. It's a coffee table."

So I guess we're not going to be neighbor besties.

Thinking about kicking over this jug just so I have an excuse for ...

2026-05-25T00:22:49Z

Thinking about kicking over this jug just so I have an excuse for all of this crying.

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2026-05-24T02:20:33Z

I don’t want to brag, but I ate TWO sandwiches today!

I got a haircut yesterday so this seems like a good time to dig ...

2026-05-22T11:26:30Z

I got a haircut yesterday so this seems like a good time to dig out the bathroom scale to document my progress.

Can someone create a bot so that the word "Trump" is ...

2026-05-08T04:45:13Z

Can someone create a bot so that the word "Trump" is replaced with "the main star of the Epstein files" whenever it appears in publications?

I don't care about follower counts, but I do care about ...

2026-05-06T12:36:32Z

I don't care about follower counts, but I do care about numbers and I don’t like the number 13. It has nothing to do with the superstition that 13 is bad luck and everything to do with 13 being an...uncomfortable number.

For my birthday, it would make me feel a lot better if 300+ people would follow me or if 700+ people would unfollow me to get me out of this weird space.

Thanks in advance, friends and foes!

When it comes to being the big spoon or little spoon, I prefer to ...

2026-05-06T12:20:42Z

When it comes to being the big spoon or little spoon, I prefer to be what I call the big spork in which I grasp onto the other person with my toes like a tree frog.

I ended up ordering two because it was unclear if Crunchwrap ...

2026-04-28T13:40:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…cuvf
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I ended up ordering two because it was unclear if Crunchwrap Supreme is masculine or feminine so I didn't know if it was uno or una which just made me realize that the whole masculine and feminine noun thing in Spanish is probably just a tricky tactic to get people to order more Mexican food.

But at least I now have dos Crunchwrap Supremes.

I know Spanish is very logical when it comes to vowel ...

2026-04-28T13:25:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…9uk0
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I know Spanish is very logical when it comes to vowel pronunciation, so is it croonch-rap soo-pray-may?

Please respond quickly because I’m the next car in the drive thru.

Whenever I go to my favorite Mexican restaurant, I like to show ...

2026-04-28T13:23:22Z

Whenever I go to my favorite Mexican restaurant, I like to show respect for their culture by ordering with the Spanish pronunciation, so can someone please let me know how to properly pronounce Crunchwrap Supreme?

Kev and I were watching SNL reruns and Katy Perry showed up ...

2026-04-19T04:48:20Z

Kev and I were watching SNL reruns and Katy Perry showed up looking like this and I was like

"What in the Beetlejuice am I looking at?"

"Why is she dressed like Beetlejuice?"

And Kev immediately interjected with panic like "DON'T say his name again!"

What would I do without you constantly reminding me about the ...

2026-04-18T01:04:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…aasm
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What would I do without you constantly reminding me about the nonsense I've posted on here. I seriously don’t remember any of it until you tag me in it.

At least Ruth knew to make it a possessive. WTF was Chris doing ...

2026-04-18T00:33:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…jwe0
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At least Ruth knew to make it a possessive. WTF was Chris doing with "Chris Steakhouse"??

I’m probably going to make some enemies by saying this, but I ...

2026-04-18T00:28:54Z

I’m probably going to make some enemies by saying this, but I think it's very important to say...

The problem with the name for Ruth's Chris Steakhouse isn't with Ruth, it's with Chris.

I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical ...

2026-04-17T23:28:51Z

I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical terms and have zero desire to learn, so I like to go to wine bars and say stuff like "This has hints of nostalgia and missed opportunities" and "Ooh, this tastes squirty!"

I get annoyed by a lot of things, but I rarely say anything and ...

2026-04-15T14:01:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…4gf0
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I get annoyed by a lot of things, but I rarely say anything and mostly just take to mastodon to talk smack about people, but this guy needed a lesson in gym etiquette.

I also just remembered an encounter at a brewery last weekend where a lady was sitting alone at a table next to us and FaceTiming with someone at full volume and this other guy walked by and told her it was rude and she tried to rope me in for her cause by saying "it's not loud right? It can't be any louder than two people talking at a table, right?"

Had she not done that, I would have just been annoyed with the FaceTiming but ignored it, but when she tried to get me on her side, I had to be honest by telling her it's poor social etiquette to be playing any audio on her phone in a public space without headphones.

All of that to say, I may officially be entering my curmudgeon era.

I was at my apartment's gym and this bro kept dropping his ...

2026-04-15T13:53:09Z

I was at my apartment's gym and this bro kept dropping his weights from about 2–3 feet above the ground and after the fourth loud bang I kind of lost it and went over to him and said:

"If you're not capable of lifting that weight without dropping it, then you're not capable of lifting that weight."

So I guess I’m never leaving my apartment ever again.

I couldn't decide on a profile photo for LinkedIn so I just ...

2026-04-13T23:34:43Z

I couldn't decide on a profile photo for LinkedIn so I just uploaded all of them.

This isn't a mental health episode, it's more of a sitcom ...

2026-04-13T22:34:20Z

This isn't a mental health episode, it's more of a sitcom in its 40th season.

I’m not big on nature photos, but sometimes you need to ...

2026-04-13T14:29:56Z

I’m not big on nature photos, but sometimes you need to document the morning fog.

It's a custom amp by this company called Silktone. I got it ...

2026-04-12T19:21:27Z

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It's a custom amp by this company called Silktone. I got it for KevBot (npub1fwt…p7gn) as an anniversary present last year. It has a really beautiful sound!

https://www.silktone.org/store/c3/Amps.html