2026-10-22T05:35:17Z https://nostr.now broken, lonely luap https://nostr.now/npub12ky0ey026swlxm2kj9tsdp6khyex6sayyq3gzh54k9e8t9ey4m2s0uxzng https://assets.chaos.social/accounts/avatars/000/290/643/original/fcb8efd7c01f39e0.jpg https://assets.chaos.social/accounts/avatars/000/290/643/original/fcb8efd7c01f39e0.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspptk2l4c5dr3gwdlhjt80m2v86es5kuuajv533cel9ewhl7yuxjgzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2fnzuc5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz6j488acy3rz896q3l00a48dazjp3dcr7ufsfzx888hk67gw4akcqcugt8'>nevent1q…ugt8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>(This is a very niche joke, let&#39;s hope at least the <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1m96e7ycmmaz4ah7s8exw7x6vmumuccr0p9dxea64e5je89ty2yjsweag4y" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>European Commission</span> (<span class="italic">npub1m96…ag4y</span>)</a></span> appreciates it...) 2026-10-09T15:27:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz6j488acy3rz896q3l00a48dazjp3dcr7ufsfzx888hk67gw4akczyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2placf6 trying to trick the EU commission in Brussels to propose a new law, call it: Ruse de la Loi 2026-10-09T15:27:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr2q69h7fyegsl9rgpgjt30pl90cpl0wexredn2vadx9k6v6p0k0czyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd27cpaxx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszg3c6vl40wpsr4nuslfgtk4ylmf86k4ma6pp3dc0vdj4zpagydtch90a8s'>nevent1q…0a8s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Files containing &#34;:o&#34; in *my* computer?&#34;<br/>It&#39;s more likely than you think... 2026-09-16T14:13:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstzlpcrjy4nt2j9nm79sv6fv4gw8789yykkjvl4uqnzfq2h6zu9tgzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2c35e28 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswpktjcy65cxmg2tkvzag3jemg7t6nq4eflza0y4kp02742ydyergd9a8me'>nevent1q…a8me</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>me, suddenly a linux shell command: :o 2026-09-16T14:02:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs09ygn3a7vq6m5qnw5s54dqa66mjg7s3z4g2x74nmw79v9psq3l8czyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd24hush8 There are only 2 answers to the question of &#34;what is wrong with you?&#34;:<br/>- I don&#39;t know<br/>- Where should I start? 2026-09-15T11:00:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9hdjy8rmu3njf9z0uvxzpaj47f2rgayj9rkk2wfagxzym698jzlszyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd23lv38n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvvtw969kmgczpx87yugymt0t3965eremn78h3f0epzy6d8dr7nmcpgahf5'>nevent1q…ahf5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My &#34;I do not carry a bomb&#34; t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt 2026-08-19T18:02:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd9y3tzvx6u7e92enzqfnj7grzy0pe4hpm8658qh3s5zpdjqevu9gzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2t6w2vd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszhqmdmemtlmd0efrgvflq20a2p6k45l2f5tt8ryn7239yl4ckw8sklhyfs'>nevent1q…hyfs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tomaten sind sehr leckeres Gemüse und haben es nicht verdient, so behandelt zu werden! 2026-07-19T21:15:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszhqmdmemtlmd0efrgvflq20a2p6k45l2f5tt8ryn7239yl4ckw8szyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2msya5r Ich missbillige eine derart unangemessene Behandlung<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/948/704/173/308/657/original/0e05fc355156026d.png"> <br/> 2026-07-19T21:15:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg68wq7vsgwjrkl657u6r3wuavsyv7y9vhxslnx6wh92p36u8expszyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2f0zwqh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9gunm585nkuqxh5wt9um94shescfevmv426yln4u4jzcrw7t9rksw87tw4'>nevent1q…7tw4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>same 2026-06-30T13:53:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgqa0x3wzrxr7uqfvtful34xhgwrt0cyvx5hm8s99j5lcff3gppqczyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2ue4hgd #gpn24 #nsfw<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/696/970/372/290/126/original/0d81835ff1614c11.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-05T10:15:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswfnep2rwk6550pyws2g3jq3488zff5d6g74ay7nrnccpk8xnalaszyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2el0m0k Nachdem der Papst jetzt mehr Datenschutz gefordert hat, kann ich - Mitarbeiter einer Datenschutzbehörde - jetzt von mir behaupten, auf einer Mission von Gott zu sein?<br/><br/>#Datenschutz #Papst #BluesBrothers<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/653/637/762/072/079/original/d96e549885c56699.png"> <br/> 2026-05-28T18:35:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvnfzwggs7d4rd2whghw4s69tavse2xdlzwevn3sym00g43t9l66szyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2q5pjy6 Head-OH: &#34;five zeros of uptime&#34; 2026-05-22T15:26:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgmf5xwnn2x36pscnzmcevyh5ygjcunhc6lhhu6j7qcn8rcgx887gzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2cxswwy luap42 certified penguin text emoji:<br/><br/>°+° *+* ^+^<br/>°v° *v* ^v^<br/>°&gt;° *&gt;* ^&gt;^<br/>°&lt;° *&lt;* ^&lt;^<br/>:+ v: :&gt; :^<br/><br/>The last row may be combined with &lt; or &gt; to indicate an angry/mad look 2026-05-19T09:23:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst4yrtj3edr6jmrhfxrame3kvwv9r4n9gt0wmnepuky2t7s660qwczyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2eeqjw3 How was the idiom again? Something like &#34;#DNS is easy, after all it&#39;s just naming things and cache invalidation&#34; 2026-05-05T21:41:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2l93wra8uehchj6qd57tm36pf80j9wyxv523t7qltuewgsx5m5zczyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2smquzz 13:37 2026-05-05T11:37:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswlt8kc7yxuhvu797rk2rnvy20fsfz7vcq4v8yjvpxxdgqvxumclqzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2xxmt65 Wow, die Fahrkartenkontrolle der S-Bahn Berlin grapscht einen einfach ungefragt am Arm an, wenn man Musik hört und daher die Kontrolle nicht mitbekommt, wtf ew 🤮🤮 2026-04-30T09:16:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdaa4yv98xcd44l8d72e5c0knt6n9e4338zrym3ja8nanx7m8t8xszyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2j9wtr4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0gfhtypfzl6uzupdgz3hu086wpj2nf9kvrtmr5nzu0spvpgsm2ss78vdxt'>nevent1q…vdxt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>[@adhd_coffee](<a href="https://mastodon.social/@adhd_coffee">https://mastodon.social/@adhd_coffee</a> ) is always obnoxiously accurate fwiw 2026-04-02T10:44:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd0svety3a3lxmf8wsv3fash2nvlnc4flek5q85xfuc56jctlfhugzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2s2yzj0 Mal aus Interesse:<br/>Sofern ihr gerne backt, warum? 2026-02-15T23:01:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrgjmzffcr37se0vr3y48zd2d049d9pn4g32zsccxm2kmfey2pz5qzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd29nwz76 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvgjrdmp5t48ume8sc4dd67snr5kpy6tp8z7ejyuc7nuatju8j6rqqy5afw'>nevent1q…5afw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>okay, aber abgesehen vom Apfel, was haben die Römer jemals für uns getan? 2026-01-11T11:02:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst5l85ctkrsv4j6mfmf0a7aj3hf3pllnl34a29anga0erd8nw2q0gzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2dx5sw5 yay, es wurde also eine dauerhafte Lösung gefunden \o/<br/><br/>#Langzeitprovisorium<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/115/854/868/007/508/175/original/304e98270b6a3d87.png"> <br/> 2026-01-07T17:02:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0zluwrany0kaxa2qaj242furs8fucc4vwhncttsf7j0pqut94m5czyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2hv5xdq OH: &#34;Well one of us is going to have to be the responsible adult in the room and it&#39;s not me&#34; &#34;me neither&#34; &#34;hm&#34; 2025-05-03T23:08:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy03xparjfelym6d3kf0fkzecjwu9ekfckwryrwsalp6l0gzs36xszyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2jk8mqf #CookieLaw #DataProtection<br/> <img src="https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/114/340/989/705/816/768/original/727d0d64f2eb9ec2.png"> <br/> 2025-04-15T08:18:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspu3s3qq30tpaww2c3xap74rdujclsph53864yf0rvtjyyssxfszczyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2luhtg7 Don&#39;t you hate it, when you accidentally achieve world domination? 2025-04-04T10:23:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx3qtzdvnpqyyxtscz8ffdvwhna77lcahyz02yaw5q3lmq9gscqngzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2hmrz28 Some say computers work by magic, but that&#39;s not correct. The truth is: computers don&#39;t work. 2025-04-04T10:19:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8rs9m065js5mgu6u9rfdtvy25ahulfgdtyrg9p2yasl7qqjqkvlgzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2h8xmsy Fun fact: Jüngere Personen werden im Vergleich zu älteren Personen pro Jahr mehr älter 2025-03-13T23:51:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsde9652fnk5jjvp0cgn9v46fzd3682h6kw8ej3mkr0xwq74ys5xmszyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2cr9sjt Ah yes, multi factor authentication:<br/><br/>- something you didn&#39;t remember<br/>- something you forgot at home<br/>- something you tried to remove with pineapple juice 2025-03-08T15:52:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyh3mnhhpa74xxaw9uletuk2e9nn0aqe8m6vcugmwtmgtw9g2fyyszyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2qu5sp0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0fykytd0227uwnyzw8w93ufu3ktg94j7j242rs5xxgt83v76se6staryu8'>nevent1q…ryu8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I got today&#39;s #Hexfrustle (01100010011010010110111001100110011100100111010101110011011101000110110001100101) in 3!<br/><br/>✅✅✅✅✅✅<br/>✅✅✅🔽✅🔼<br/>🔼⏫️✅🔼🔽⏫️<br/><br/><a href="https://luap42.de/hexfrustle/">https://luap42.de/hexfrustle/</a> 2025-02-23T07:29:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0fykytd0227uwnyzw8w93ufu3ktg94j7j242rs5xxgt83v76se6szyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2h2gw0m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszltrg23285fw4kajv0wwqwheq2zvkuyt0ynrragkaxpdwp89aragca8ps4'>nevent1q…8ps4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I got Hexcodle #563 in 4! Score: 70%<br/><br/>🔽⏬🔽⏫🔽⏬<br/>✅✅🔼🔽✅⏬<br/>✅✅✅🔼✅✅<br/>✅✅✅✅✅✅<br/><br/><a href="https://hexcodle.com">https://hexcodle.com</a> 2025-02-23T07:27:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszltrg23285fw4kajv0wwqwheq2zvkuyt0ynrragkaxpdwp89aragzyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2dafjgy #pastpuzzle 196<br/>🟩🟨🟥🟥 (+14)<br/>🟩🟩🟩🟥 (+2)<br/>🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-1)<br/>🟩🟩🟩🟥 (+3)<br/><br/>x/4 🟥<br/><a href="https://www.pastpuzzle.de">https://www.pastpuzzle.de</a> 2025-02-23T07:26:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfa4rfcn3gklmhnfywnz0sxxq0r3rlk2ees6rswsuanfcx2t5q0sczyp2c3ly3at2pmumd26g4wp5826unym2r5ssz9q27jkchyavhyjhd2smcch2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8679rn2dnsy7ypqvnqwa7glnt2uvqxfm5gs28ak29nq7qd08u5sswcuk5m'>nevent1q…uk5m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Eine Beweissicherung ist - wie das Landgericht zu Recht angenommen hat - auch auf andere Weise, z.B. durch Abfilmen eines Bildschirms, auf dem der Videostream angezeigt wird, möglich.&#34;<br/><br/>Oh wow, das OLG ist bereits im 19. Jahrhundert angekommen! 2024-11-27T20:47:15Z