2025-04-25T20:23:29Z https://nostr.now Reticent Turnip https://nostr.now/npub1205xmvt4wmhh7kwa8zakk9yrc4rmp6jfc6gsfg0jfasffdycshtqke389u https://media.universeodon.com/accounts/avatars/109/373/713/096/943/672/original/afd43544c26a72c4.png https://media.universeodon.com/accounts/avatars/109/373/713/096/943/672/original/afd43544c26a72c4.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyjak2fw63jqsxrj20njsx0l7udxhhs036zfwjvm3er7hx0eh3hgczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavjspsk6 Hope is the pillars that hold up the ramparts of decency that buttress the principles of moral stewardsmanship that underpin the three-cornered hat of... Look, it&#39;s a really fucked-up house, okay? But I did some updates, look, it has granite 2024-11-03T10:51:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmp4er27tdw8tr57zuw4elzpe8vglv3a6wt6pd9aw22ud3w82rmgzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavhg29t0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx5pmly4qg7uwmcf7cd5q9j0kw7v8uqdtrzk2p5jx6ckc7sjh46ns72du9j'>nevent1q…du9j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Asking questions has no place in getting answers. 2024-10-31T19:54:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfw4rzc50tds3v2ggmwlfu3dwal5k8c22r8qqawzrv6egm5w6pmvqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavx6rck4 I&#39;m going to take my employees on a team building trip. To the CITY DUMP 2024-10-31T18:37:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstkfrhl7e4u8dstqecd8t0cey67lz48wu3xgddxuuapyt0js24dxqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavrkg802 If you need to talk to me, please find me under my rock. <br/><br/>[Someone finds me under my rock] <br/><br/>Excuse me, can&#39;t you see that I&#39;m under my rock right now 2024-10-27T20:26:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyp7l9wpwum7ym3cscwt8rhzrkrdqrl90sslqyswctt0ve4d6ruyszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavffwced In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdx37zs650r9l4ye6slzfaedhhuvt4hpt9y7046st0k9mefhgruccykzgjx'>nevent1q…zgjx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>DEPRECATED: Anything that actually works 2024-10-27T05:37:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdx37zs650r9l4ye6slzfaedhhuvt4hpt9y7046st0k9mefhgrucczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav5gp5jy REQUIRED: Tax returns<br/><br/>OPTIONAL: life, all awareness itself 2024-10-27T04:40:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqdxjngpdl3mqneq09m7up9tcta3r2826yeljmqhweedp802kd6hszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav539td7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgxpu20mrq3e2744th4nclhj5da9024uz883evqvrcz5k6uj8ydwctjn2qu'>nevent1q…n2qu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Interesting 2024-10-26T16:08:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstgl7w8g8ke622j96fku23lryngu720r8lzhwaqyqrldnnjdjrahgzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavwwzdnp I still think it&#39;s strange that people say something is &#34;non-negotiable,&#34; or you don&#39;t &#34;get&#34; to do it, when they have no authority over it. 2024-10-25T06:03:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdae2htgex3qmj02uryxxnrqtuqnl9yv7ljkxlulp3l8ed0qfp46gzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavh25l3x The classical dilemma between needing a vacation and not wanting one 2024-10-24T09:39:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy2esny88n80d62zl673uayhg86amtp3gtlq8dzwa8lz64xlmt7jszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav5ulqrh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspe6n67e5up86pyra2733uvhmcewthy654quvp3gaxz8g8urfkp0shzwcnv'>nevent1q…wcnv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s all about the Salmons 2024-10-23T19:40:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv5dadsk694ese2c0ev4hqa6nxswgl784tmee5h8gu9c2e85st60gzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavmg77rf I tell you what, folks, I&#39;m feeling a little randy tonight <br/><br/>[plays &#34;Short People&#34; on repeat] 2024-10-17T03:07:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxffngyln5dyuwhy8kf0m35pjarklp26a5m5tknceq38mg5z9vjrgzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavuz6nfl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs00xyfzse54t8wnf439tg9anqfq398yqc752ss54dk6w9rvyrq9qsspx264'>nevent1q…x264</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>New romantic frontman vibes 2024-10-14T17:32:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswpdla2lghnpxzth6xlp38djqwk070yg0ereryatgkrz9ygqlepqqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavkfpfhd I&#39;ll tell you, folks. You know what can be truly dangerous? Risks 2024-10-10T19:52:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhh96pa3e9a8cs02avcdv8qxwxya20fl2d80jet9s4u7vqultpnqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavl6axgj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdhmmq00zv8vc3gr9s9vpqkeu0e26ptyya3hwnm4a59xajcfl0vxs3prhpv'>nevent1q…rhpv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So she&#39;s plausibly 63 now? How did she not know who Aretha was? A great mystery 2024-10-09T23:25:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs09wry9jmvxp07v9qmdl6lj65k9eucygzd5anucvpgaxtwdnugvrszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavdd8rte In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdv42f87metmkxx62e9wzqnr9k7h5thv4vjlegm0alsxapydfwunc9tht97'>nevent1q…ht97</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m glad that not all elevators go DING DING DING while in motion. 2024-10-09T06:09:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswulgt338fd0m3flms6tcdrv5hhf888y4dhj840erghpypmdwt6qczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav6qgeze They should give the internet a background to help distinguish it visually from other things 2024-10-09T04:41:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxcpfh3jpfc7rt2kw2kjanmx3qsk5c3pn70da9setsqwf8lx3djsczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavjre72k Well maybe now they will come to their senses and induct Pete Rose into the Rock &amp; Roll Hall of Fame 2024-10-01T00:25:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszd038yj9nwrygprrp4cj9tnewx9zaawgx87y4qrrfjaerftccvfszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavajfjn7 We&#39;ve all been living in a stimulation but there&#39;s a glitch in the dominatrix 2024-09-29T03:10:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0eat4txajmzhxsummfqe7y5m8ttpyz7n0x6p8jtv3p2s5u35arrqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavfm3sx4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs84nm466c2n9eux8nv3h6te7da409kn658xwztgccu7626gahnl8cs82r6t'>nevent1q…2r6t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Problem Bear was the worst Care Bear 2024-09-27T21:01:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq3a89htr490gu2t527xltrj7czc4f4eqcullfjkk0kzxhck064pqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavx9vs4v Well-adjusted people learn from their mistakes, and then move on with their lives. I prefer to learn from my mistakes, and then dig myself into a pit of repetition and stagnation, where I remain for the rest of my days. 2024-09-27T04:42:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9aakr5j7uzlz7cgffusf4y74c7l5sep4wkp6xek4f4ccjje944jgzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavdjh36d &#34;The world weighs on my shoulders<br/>But what am I to do?<br/>You sometimes drive me crazy<br/>But I worry about you<br/>I know it makes no difference<br/>To what you&#39;re going through<br/>But I see the tip of the iceberg<br/>And I worry about you&#34;<br/><br/>😔 2024-09-24T21:01:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdj5r78p38yrqancw2unyfjxu69dzs33kspcu2npn0y0f7nfnq07qzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavrlckr4 Just realized I&#39;ve been running the wrong distro of life the whole time 2024-09-22T10:57:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqjxjpxgu893uzkvrxzv2tjzs95kpd76p7nrysj8pwv2cdt8c7m4szypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav5fexz3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf8e63q4z0fyyensznepzc65zhm5fj6nsptfz5h92yyryffdf0qqqkntqjr'>nevent1q…tqjr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I run on one of these<br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/173/653/332/168/646/original/45102fa201951774.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-21T04:28:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf8e63q4z0fyyensznepzc65zhm5fj6nsptfz5h92yyryffdf0qqqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavxgn3q4 What size battery do you run on? 2024-09-21T04:26:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8kh6ncdjpmkt9zy836w23hwpxfllmvvwz37s2uvpqg5phavrv8ygzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavjpk8wc Welcome to motherfucking Costco we have graham crackers the size of a sheet of drywall we have vitamins fit for a goddamn Clydesdale we have a value pack of 256 blueberry muffins fresh out of the son of a bitching oven we have caskets for some reason in case you&#39;re fixing to get buried it&#39;s Saturday get in your fat ass SUV and drive on over here you bastards it&#39;s fucking Costco we will punch your face with bargains fuck yeah Costco 2024-09-21T04:04:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0k4y5lzx2vnykmyk3nkcdv8u6e8q4xnp2sg227fh47pu0x4ykmhqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav4ajnmk Pretty sure you mean racism issues<br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/128/139/785/908/833/original/09017af49d086896.png"> <br/> 2024-09-13T03:34:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvedt7gf8njzpwxysfvs9x23cy078pzs094kkqyplk7uv6yvzkjtszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavvxcdyf &#34;Healthy&#34; has become the most distasteful word to me. It reeks of puritanism, asceticism, and insurance companies looking to placate people with marginal &#34;care&#34; rather than spending money on actual effective solutions. 2024-09-09T19:54:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqgl68cjpl09eq8dlefpk6arv5f04ensydflrf7jkrnf4t0fjlnnczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav7fgfqa Bob Dylan bade us to &#34;stay forever young,&#34; back when he was 32 years old and didn&#39;t know what the fuck he was talking about 2024-09-09T07:55:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9jwlma2z82t5ftte8ddf7rdw7pqxcuqhuzygn88kc2jg8euz6kyczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavqvl67g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs87eqeh0x24rgx0uv4m6ww3huvjum404jxcxxyyyanv03y0llrkgcuqdgp8'>nevent1q…dgp8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Okay, I had to know. Here&#39;s spouse 2 of 3.<br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/097/379/024/400/070/original/d1f4b410cbd68557.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-07T17:12:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0hrhytcf2v2ayts9vpdddmmjy24qnhv8khu0qj8fr3cv8xyffl3czypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavvtvqja What time do you get up every day? 2024-09-06T15:33:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8l623xl5rnmu97cg4rq7wem5hjspe036jk7nne392ym6qy0wlatczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavqfgucj I keep being reminded that I&#39;m stupid and it&#39;s really beginning to irritate me 2024-09-02T01:59:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstuqekjnvdgd5zfywf7xsxlag3ecyndfnusrxfvyyc3cvd3c7ym0qzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavax77w6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2ce9f7p7jg4nuk7ftulzcp4ngdrtjltv3l3ukkqcrvfd3wh0ehcge7734n'>nevent1q…734n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>[name redacted]? 2024-09-01T05:17:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspy20cftcm98r082ej75qd95s86eyc8up7k3jyhaxw7zl5ddaqw4qzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav7lnjrr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8gw6gkv3h45p4h04lx4gjxwq8gfz50wcuzknn40xdqsguhhemuvcln9e53'>nevent1q…9e53</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/060/199/004/134/651/original/99c0a072a05c51f6.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-01T03:36:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspr9qkvu9ddj2s4tuw6ktuxkapmxaxa5qg75509fk60fukup70dzqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavvll5ec The Constitution is just a scam perpetrated by Big Founding to sell more fathers 2024-08-27T01:04:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswwulvuuwmgze6gzce8fdt0f5lmvzu52w8a2rlltv45fu7e520f4szypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavygsr8x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg5ymj7uy5zwtsgjrtw7dpms62fjklkwfgmyjrx8r767qur6tp8cgegt76f'>nevent1q…t76f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ikr 😫😫😫 2024-08-26T23:59:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgtl7ugnq7jnvd0znej9cdx8e98e9dekaej5kx8wcw0cl5uavr65czypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavg5prdl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9x0qawqq5fync30v034x954sskqzycdd67xsrf650d4u3ft7zc5csp5zee'>nevent1q…5zee</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My rap name is T-Stain 2024-08-26T18:21:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgkqm8lftga5dtheuykw3cdxf37xwmuqzalv68rapee4dkueakyjszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavfw5qez Naked people have no right to insist they have cloth&#39;s on. Its a violation of the articles of confederation, the Geneva convention, and the Magma Carta. That&#39;s serious shit! 2024-08-21T14:43:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg0asyt47flkar62gg47n40y4sm06w98h0dggjyh96jlw6jrw2dkszypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavwrwxtu Here how to make money on the stockmarket <br/><br/>1. Get a lot of capital (i.e moneys)<br/>2. Pick correct stock, bond, or stock<br/>3. Put moneys in to that<br/>4. Illegal insiders trading<br/><br/>Welcome to e-z street baby 2024-08-19T03:10:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqv9yu6gyqzp4nmvkhrkk3ln7xyx2x8gf8geraqv50d7qyhs8adwczypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav754ulf I&#39;m sorry, I just don&#39;t have room in my brain to store a distinction between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds 2024-08-15T03:41:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg6zu9dda5cmtucjsq8992llvc07p3rvvy03udgfw4veukcqevqwqzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavesgvmk How is it that &#34;Frank Herbert&#34; is the guy who wrote DUNE?? Shouldn&#39;t it of been written by someone named, Spaceman Rocketship 2024-08-09T12:24:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8gntt5wvsdqgl0ggrn47ks4xzwyccczl4at5vvf838rs8wvwxh0qzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzav2u975j CW: CW<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/112/923/992/344/948/948/original/3d4b662ac22ab435.mp4"></video><br/> 2024-08-08T02:17:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqr5e39thdjqyj24yqj9qlkxvynkadvr2r4ekkxtnfzlgu2uc9vfgzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavvh439d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgv7cw387c5fcgsc5edadx3f023v62qcjtmrltkvflnt4tkrftxus77yvhc'>nevent1q…yvhc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ahegao.jpg 2024-08-08T02:13:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2y58lywqejx7v8ja0tphzjzd5vzpsgu8584vfrf3cvkyqyjsus8gzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavmwrzgq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst6dqg2x3mejvy7kkjvgquemc5994yhctazfn49plcq453tv4te7skssg8m'>nevent1q…sg8m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wow! They must really find you very trustworthy. When I got close to take pictures of young ones, the parents just hissed. 😁 2024-08-02T21:40:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtmhpjprsucpzkpj0v5whfetd48hyhhm3cchuq2ulpua0m9p874qzypf7smd3w4mw7l6em5utk6c5s0z50v82f8rfzp9p7f8kp995nzzavf7j6gm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspr6wmqxaegnr3282a0dudnyrvxpefa4r2smgtmwvkxte6uqujz2qkrj5pu'>nevent1q…j5pu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/112/894/422/421/953/661/original/a68d40a33d60abea.mp4"></video><br/> 2024-08-02T20:56:31Z