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oh yeah. They spent a third of the budget on a huge closing ...

2026-10-30T17:46:38Z

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oh yeah. They spent a third of the budget on a huge closing number and then cut it out because the audience was expecting a happy ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RjFvcw6ToQ

you see the one with the original ending put back? They cut out a ...

2026-10-30T13:17:35Z

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you see the one with the original ending put back? They cut out a whole musical number!

push tosh. You're a VELOCIRAPTOR and the PEOPLE are WEINER ...

2026-10-24T15:38:05Z

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push tosh. You're a VELOCIRAPTOR and the PEOPLE are WEINER DOGS! :jrbd: :gunr:🐕

Gloria Swanson was perfect.

2026-10-23T02:30:49Z

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Gloria Swanson was perfect.

The Wild Kingdom guys were surprised too. They happened by a ...

2026-10-23T02:20:13Z

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The Wild Kingdom guys were surprised too. They happened by a sloth paddling across a stream and filmed it.

First place in trivia! Final jeopardy wiped out half of the ...

2026-10-23T01:47:18Z

First place in trivia!

Final jeopardy wiped out half of the teams. BUT thanks to my childhood consumption of Wild Kingdom every Saturday, I knew that sloths are good swimmers.

Thank you Marlon Perkins!

yeah, Texas weather is perfect in April and October. Sunny and ...

2026-10-05T15:56:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…83fp
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yeah, Texas weather is perfect in April and October. Sunny and 72f.

Mind you, it was 105f a month ago. At that temperature, you Swedes drop dead.

teensy bit. Just got done with three days of solid rain, and now ...

2026-10-05T15:49:29Z

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teensy bit. Just got done with three days of solid rain, and now the weather is perfect.

Beer, chips, and army-size frozen lasagna tells the world that ...

2026-10-05T10:21:09Z

Beer, chips, and army-size frozen lasagna tells the world that you're gonna be on your own for a few days...

nyaah, just a joyless old lady who gets off on telling people ...

2026-09-30T16:34:07Z

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nyaah, just a joyless old lady who gets off on telling people what to do.

Marsha taped up a sign about five minutes after I entered this ...

2026-09-30T15:37:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…0362
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Marsha taped up a sign about five minutes after I entered this morning.

biddies are gonna be out of town for two weeks. I promise not to ...

2026-09-29T22:35:01Z

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biddies are gonna be out of town for two weeks. I promise not to be a nuisance to the VP who replaced me -- mainly because she's in her 80s and only uses her condo on holidays.

It don't matter! The focus is on LEAVING!

Fingers crossed, the pool is fixed and we get a La Nina that fills the lake this winter.

All hail the new "smaller and more prone to leaks" ...

2026-09-29T21:19:51Z

All hail the new "smaller and more prone to leaks" grudge-pool!

And no, I ain't supposed to be in here yet. But I'm HOA Vice President Emeritus, so I got a lot of pull around here.

Quick confirmation from the hivemind - if a Facebook ad offers ...

2026-09-28T23:33:05Z

Quick confirmation from the hivemind - if a Facebook ad offers money part time from home assembling toys (or anything else), and they will only communicate over Telegram, is it a scam?

Please respond below with "scam" or "not a scam", along with any supporting text.

note that I will be showing this thread to my 75 year-old neighbor -- I want her to know it's not just me.

(photo is unrelated. People don't read posts without pictures. Please repost)

I wish I could quit entirely, but (1) my mom (2) every scrawny ...

2026-09-15T21:51:20Z

I wish I could quit entirely, but (1) my mom (2) every scrawny little business around here only exists on Facebook.

Joke and attempted subject-shift into to something silly. ...

2026-09-13T18:51:52Z

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Joke and attempted subject-shift into to something silly. Deleted. Sorry.

I just signed an executive order naming every particle in the ...

2026-08-28T15:16:18Z

I just signed an executive order naming every particle in the universe "America".

All non-matter concepts like "Love" are also now called "America".

All pronouns are banned except for "America".

Every word in every language is now "America".

Just so I can make sure that I'm on the right plane today, ...

2026-08-28T14:30:58Z

Just so I can make sure that I'm on the right plane today, what is it that a Subgenius must have?

If you get anything like this in your email, just ignore it. ...

2026-08-24T17:21:00Z

If you get anything like this in your email, just ignore it. Manny's coming up with his plans to submerge Texas, and he's looking for recruits to help him unscrew the plug.

not begrudging the guy. Kate had a spectacular pair of Winslets.

2026-08-11T22:52:22Z

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not begrudging the guy. Kate had a spectacular pair of Winslets.

oh he's a Good Boy. He once let me know that Timmy fell in ...

2026-08-07T23:49:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…xlem
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oh he's a Good Boy. He once let me know that Timmy fell in the well.

since the title is a plural, I guess it's still Rumors. Just ...

2026-08-07T17:08:20Z

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since the title is a plural, I guess it's still Rumors. Just more of them #frop

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2026-08-07T15:32:11Z

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Morning sighting of Rev Dr Chico The Lizard on my chair. ...

2026-08-07T15:11:48Z

Morning sighting of Rev Dr Chico The Lizard on my chair.

Couldn't find a single video of Bill Oddie's "Clown ...

2026-07-30T19:44:27Z

Couldn't find a single video of Bill Oddie's "Clown Virus" pants, so I pointed my camera at the teevee. Pretty sure this was my #ShorDurPerSav for most of fourth grade.

Again, The Church of the Subgenius has the only rational take on ...

2026-07-24T15:45:51Z

Again, The Church of the Subgenius has the only rational take on the stupid in the world.

(infallible Subgenius Dogma follows)

It's pretty obvious that this "Jimothy" phenomenon is the first step to raccoons walking upright.

Yes, this looks like a silly first step towards a vertical spinal column, but the apes slouching towards humanity looked every bit as awkward.

Next advance is larger heads and larger hips, so they can have (and give birth to) bigbrains.

Then we're fucked.

🌎 :gunl: 🦝

did we save Slack Radio?

2026-07-21T18:26:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…2k7n
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did we save Slack Radio?

yeah, I want Spain to win just so you can get some pictures.

2026-07-14T17:48:34Z

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yeah, I want Spain to win just so you can get some pictures.

the game is in Dallas at 2pm Texas time. Might head to a local ...

2026-07-14T15:09:23Z

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the game is in Dallas at 2pm Texas time. Might head to a local bar to watch, but finding a bar at 2pm on a Tuesday in Gun Barrel City probably won't happen.

Best I can tell, the fan-attitude around here is "I don't much care about either team, but I hate the French, so GO SPAIN!"

At least that's my attitude :)

Manny signs off from #Slackfest for this year. ...

2026-07-05T16:42:53Z

Manny signs off from #Slackfest for this year.

if you squint, you can see them.

2026-07-03T22:03:50Z

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if you squint, you can see them.

storm passed south of us, but we're alive. There was a stiff ...

2026-07-03T22:00:47Z

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storm passed south of us, but we're alive. There was a stiff breeze, likely from the cloaked skull-harvesters.

pictures or GTFO

2026-07-01T12:36:34Z

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pictures or GTFO

Was gonna spend the night with my cousin in Memphis, but she ...

2026-07-01T12:12:35Z

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Was gonna spend the night with my cousin in Memphis, but she kinda got divorced and sold her house since I last saw her. We're in Kuttawa, which is on the opposite end of the state from the KFC shrine.

I'm only about 5 hours from Slackfest, so we'll probably have breakfast and take off.

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2026-07-01T00:35:45Z

We are somewhere in Kentucky. See you freaks tomorrow.

Manny channels Doctor Funkenstein. ...

2026-06-30T20:05:02Z

Manny channels Doctor Funkenstein.

apparently I get to choose which animal is gonna bite off my ...

2026-06-29T18:18:24Z

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apparently I get to choose which animal is gonna bite off my hand. Alligator or shark?

Doing better now. I think we have a path forward. Details later, ...

2026-06-29T14:46:28Z

Doing better now. I think we have a path forward. Details later, but I might be turning into a Florida Man...

It can. It is piloted by Specially Designed Afronauts.

2026-06-22T13:41:21Z

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It can. It is piloted by Specially Designed Afronauts.

this was a stage prop from P-Funk's touring days. It is ...

2026-06-22T12:23:09Z

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this was a stage prop from P-Funk's touring days. It is capable of Funkatizing galaxies.

https://youtu.be/HO4BFVXLi-I

Holy Mothership pilgrimage is a success! It is staggeringly ...

2026-06-21T18:01:04Z

Holy Mothership pilgrimage is a success! It is staggeringly beautiful.

everybody's fucking in a UFO.

2026-06-09T23:39:36Z

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everybody's fucking in a UFO.

I already fell two weeks ago! I misjudged the weight of a bench ...

2026-06-09T23:38:02Z

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I already fell two weeks ago! I misjudged the weight of a bench that I was nudging outta the way and went right over it.

I also wanna find out where they buy their beer glasses -- I flung mine halfway across the room where it bounced on the concrete and was just fine.

Note to self - also get reimbursed for the beer.

I slipped on an icy sidewalk indoors in Texas in May! That's ...

2026-06-09T23:28:36Z

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I slipped on an icy sidewalk indoors in Texas in May! That's some serious negligence!

Oooh I think I can worm an X-Day sponsorship out of a CEO. The ...

2026-06-09T17:33:54Z

Oooh I think I can worm an X-Day sponsorship out of a CEO.

The Melinda's hot sauce guy now owns the Plowboy's Bar, and they're having their first-ever karaoke night tomorrow. Which means he'll most likely be present to greet people.

And then Imma point out that I TRIPPED AND SKINNED MY KNEE at trivia in his bar two weeks ago, and I got witnesses!

I will offer to settle the case for ten billion dollars or some free hot sauce.

SPONSORSHIP!

looks like a bullet.

2026-06-02T18:27:05Z

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looks like a bullet.

D!ed?

2026-04-21T20:18:44Z

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D!ed?

clearly they're corncob vapes.

2026-04-20T17:50:38Z

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clearly they're corncob vapes.

Slack Radio Patreon fills my heart with adventure! ...

2026-04-20T15:29:18Z

Slack Radio Patreon fills my heart with adventure!

I tried to leave...alas...

2026-04-04T01:47:26Z

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I tried to leave...alas...

can I come there?

2026-04-04T01:38:19Z

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can I come there?

I just won a shouting match against a goose. Geese are insolent ...

2026-04-04T00:43:40Z

I just won a shouting match against a goose. Geese are insolent bastards. Apes won. Get over it, dinosaur.

They're trying to break me. But they can never break me, ...

2026-03-30T17:40:04Z

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They're trying to break me. But they can never break me, because I'm an idiot. -- me after six beers and a gummy

First Spring sighting of Rev Dr Chico The Lizard. Chico is a ...

2026-03-24T19:55:21Z

First Spring sighting of Rev Dr Chico The Lizard.

Chico is a fully paid-up Subgenius. Mainly because I wanted to find out what a lizard would put in a Pleasure Saucer.

He probably wants an endless supply of houseflies and mosquitos. Don't we all?

not a bit. Specialist looked at my tooth, pronounced it ...

2026-03-18T18:23:53Z

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not a bit. Specialist looked at my tooth, pronounced it root-canal-worthy, and then sent me home because he can't do a root canal for two weeks.

No slack to be seen anywhere.

So it turns out I got an abscess under a crown on my molar. And ...

2026-03-18T16:35:52Z

So it turns out I got an abscess under a crown on my molar. And today the specialist is gonna explore how best to deal with it.

Pretty sure any solutions are gonna involve drilling holes in my skull.

Despite this, I am optimistic that the throbbing pain is gonna go away. :jrbd: :gunr:🦷

Happy Friday! Here's today's Tool TX news... Local ...

2026-03-13T16:15:57Z

Happy Friday! Here's today's Tool TX news...

Local methhead decides to rob my headshop with his fists and discovers that the guy running the headshop also has fists.

On a good note, he had a gram of something that was not purchased at the headshop and will now have a little time to think about his choices.

/me ironically hums that "things are better in a small town" song.

a fine example of what humans will do when given the means to ...

2026-03-11T14:24:08Z

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a fine example of what humans will do when given the means to control evolution. We took a Northern Gray Wolf and evolved it into this wheezing useless lump.

At least there was a reason why we evolved chickens and turkeys into wheezing useless lumps. We lump-inated dogs because someone thought it would be funny.

Taking care of the neighbor's fatass dogloaf today. ...

2026-03-11T13:42:18Z

Taking care of the neighbor's fatass dogloaf today.

HAIL PHOLO AND STING!

2026-02-19T18:54:02Z

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HAIL PHOLO AND STING!

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2026-02-09T17:46:13Z

Someday I'm going to learn the rules for curling.

Either @npub15dg…fq6c needs to update his subscription list, or ...

2026-01-22T18:52:36Z

Either Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (npub15dg…fq6c) needs to update his subscription list, or he loves me twice as much as the rest of you monkies.

yeah, there's that. It takes a lot of work to make some White ...

2026-01-14T16:29:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…833r
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yeah, there's that. It takes a lot of work to make some White Lightnin' that doesn't taste like hand sanitizer.

a 5-gallon bucket of water with 17 pounds of sugar and a packet ...

2026-01-14T13:19:51Z

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a 5-gallon bucket of water with 17 pounds of sugar and a packet of turbo yeast will make your house smell like you're living inside a loaf of bread for a couple of days.

Don't just get a packet of bread yeast, as the yeast needs some vitamins to be healthy. Flavor-wise, this is my favorite.

https://brewhaus.com/product/high-spirits-fruit-schnapps-pot-distilling-turbo-yeast-67g/

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2025-12-20T13:58:10Z

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agreed.

how else do you keep up with current events?

2025-11-29T21:41:28Z

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how else do you keep up with current events?

my mom is 83 and still seethes about how much my brother and I ...

2025-11-14T17:15:22Z

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my mom is 83 and still seethes about how much my brother and I loved the three stooges.

We had a ten inch B&W teevee. What the heck else was there to watch?

The bar now does line dancing after trivia, so my wife is dressed ...

2025-11-07T00:14:55Z

The bar now does line dancing after trivia, so my wife is dressed oddly.

I was feeling surly earlier, so I might've taken one or two or six pulls on the frop-hookah.

Now I'm just as smart as everyone else!

Manny recording a commercial for the Church of the Subgenius. ...

2025-11-01T17:31:46Z

Manny recording a commercial for the Church of the Subgenius. Take 1 of 1.

that is the Enlightened Fez of the almighty @npub19mc…sth8. How ...

2025-10-31T12:12:58Z

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that is the Enlightened Fez of the almighty Rev. Chasing Ghosts (npub19mc…sth8).

How do you think we got first place, you silly smallbrains.

First place in trivia third week in a row! ...

2025-10-31T01:44:55Z

First place in trivia third week in a row!

thus-far, weed has killed nobody in my extended family. Booze has ...

2025-10-28T21:30:05Z

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thus-far, weed has killed nobody in my extended family. Booze has claimed three.

Wife made a chocolate layer cake over the weekend. We gave a big ...

2025-10-28T15:17:56Z

Wife made a chocolate layer cake over the weekend. We gave a big slice to one of our neighbors, and he paid me back with a fropstick to enjoy on Big John's Sucky No-Pool Patio with the remainder of the cake.

Not sure where this action is leading, but it's definitely being led by "Bob" himself.

:jrbd: 💕 🍰

Also, that duck in the center of the picture is "Moldy Duck" because she looks like something you'd throw away if you saw it in the fridge.

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2025-10-28T01:00:43Z

Ladies...

yeah

2025-10-26T18:43:24Z

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yeah

I was hoping for a longer manhunt. Preferably with eight ...

2025-10-26T18:28:18Z

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I was hoping for a longer manhunt. Preferably with eight identical briefcases in a train station.

I mentioned to the marina that I was thinking of having a 420 ...

2025-10-25T16:33:26Z

I mentioned to the marina that I was thinking of having a 420 party since I can't have a pool party.

Marina Lady - "So that'd be in April?"
me - "(Points at clock) No, in about five hours."
Marina Lady - "OH HELL YES!"

I went to the headshop and explained the situation. Headshop guy donated a party decoration. I bought some mild party joints and fortified suckers.

The mayor should be pleased. These are american-made products purchased right here in Tool!

HOT DAMN TAMALE! The Right Dishonorable @npub1tx9…7cde has ...

2025-10-23T19:38:55Z

HOT DAMN TAMALE! The Right Dishonorable Dr. Unca Snow (npub1tx9…7cde) has bestowed upon me a holy dot-matrixed relic! Imma enjoy the tactile sensation of peeling the tractor-feeds.

where's Flawless?

2025-10-22T20:40:13Z

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where's Flawless?

Am I the only person gaining immense enjoyment from the Louvre ...

2025-10-22T17:26:05Z

Am I the only person gaining immense enjoyment from the Louvre jewel theft?

No politics. No murder. No fascism. Just a good old fashioned heist!

I'm hoping for a train robbery next.

it is in the past where it belongs...

2025-10-22T13:08:09Z

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it is in the past where it belongs...

looks like a half-windsor. Guess who went to an all-boys Catholic ...

2025-10-22T13:04:40Z

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looks like a half-windsor.

Guess who went to an all-boys Catholic school....

In SF I got to show my kid a genuine piece of history -- the ...

2025-10-01T22:08:11Z

In SF I got to show my kid a genuine piece of history -- the first violent videogame!

yes. If you have a meaningless crisis, I'm just the person to ...

2025-10-01T17:22:23Z

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yes. If you have a meaningless crisis, I'm just the person to put up meaningless resistance!

"You were sneaking into the pool two days before we got the ...

2025-10-01T17:19:06Z

"You were sneaking into the pool two days before we got the letter clarifying the pool's standing with the city! You didn't have permission!"

"Yep. I sneaked into the pool because I wanted to swim in the pool. It was civil disobedience, pure and simple. I don't apologize because I'm not sorry I did it."

(look of utter incomprehension)

I'm still learning that the concept of "giving an honest answer" isn't always acceptable in politics.

I'm now thinking our pool condemnation might be bogus. ...

2025-09-13T18:13:13Z

I'm now thinking our pool condemnation might be bogus. Looking it up, the law cited appears to require tax-paying vendors to keep their tax records.

But I'm not a lawyer. Can anyone explain how this isn't some badly generated AI that's quoting a random law?

Update. One of my neighbors narc-ed on me on Facebook. But I, ...

2025-09-12T22:00:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…4dzt
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Update. One of my neighbors narc-ed on me on Facebook. But I, being sly and wily, deflected the accusations!

Well, I felt bad for the old ladies who wanted to hang out by the ...

2025-09-12T21:36:48Z

Well, I felt bad for the old ladies who wanted to hang out by the pool but couldn't hop the fence like I can. So I accidentally took an angle-grinder to the gate-chain and replaced one of the links.

I assume the nickname “The Destroying Angel” is because ...

2025-09-04T19:52:50Z

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I assume the nickname “The Destroying Angel” is because it’s so yummy!

Wife's got a mushroom in one of the porch plants. Either ...

2025-09-04T16:00:22Z

Wife's got a mushroom in one of the porch plants. Either "Bob" wants me to eat it, or "Bob" is seeing if I'm damnfool enough to eat it.

if he's large and mechanical, Big Ben.

2025-08-18T19:20:58Z

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if he's large and mechanical, Big Ben.

I've heard very good things about Krita. Also the Gimp ...

2025-08-18T13:17:51Z

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I've heard very good things about Krita.

Also the Gimp interface improved somewhat with their new version.

the nicely tapered Soviet N1 was a more aesthetically pleasing ...

2025-08-13T19:48:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…um26
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the nicely tapered Soviet N1 was a more aesthetically pleasing rocket than the awkward Saturn V.

BUT the N1 was based on very flawed design decisions and could never make it to the moon.

It looked cool, though.

I like it. A buncha engineers got together and said ...

2025-08-13T19:18:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…s4d3
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I like it. A buncha engineers got together and said "let's build a giant gizmo that's never been built before", and they did it.

Ditto for the Empire State Building. It's more of an engineering accomplishment than an aesthetic one.

I was able to move @npub1z9k…z33v 's X-day songlist to ...

2025-07-07T17:28:55Z

I was able to move Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: (npub1z9k…z33v) 's X-day songlist to YouTube Music. Not sure if it works for non-paid users, but shuffle away if it does!

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjPVEaGPv1GYIsHp944HvTk_66nz_2vrn

yeah, my wife is a bigwig in municipal water delivery here in ...

2025-06-18T17:02:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…0pnd
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yeah, my wife is a bigwig in municipal water delivery here in Texas.

She meets them all the time. To a person, libertarians have been quite simplistic and incurious about what it takes to get clean water to a house.

oddly enough, if the US was a forgotten cartoon character, it ...

2025-06-11T15:28:17Z

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oddly enough, if the US was a forgotten cartoon character, it would be The Jeep.

One of my wife's clients had a reception in the Denver clock ...

2025-06-10T16:41:03Z

One of my wife's clients had a reception in the Denver clock Tower.

In real life, giant clock mechanisms aren't as cool as in the movies. Three gears and a little motor in a wooden box.

you had me at "EVIL, walking on the moo". How can I send ...

2025-06-06T20:17:23Z

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you had me at "EVIL, walking on the moo". How can I send you all my money?

Texas, and yeah they're natural if you wanna wander around ...

2025-06-06T19:41:24Z

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Texas, and yeah they're natural if you wanna wander around cow pastures after a rainstorm.

NOT I! I am a man of science! I cultivate them on my back porch.