2026-07-24T19:03:55Z https://nostr.now Ashley https://nostr.now/npub100g0wqakkwyg7tt3sewjt2p67lkjk4kxdy258tfs2uhewd5vye9s52g20s https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&cid=bafkreicmwaqoxa6up6rhi6klb7y56kqdp3g3wtybkvcoklzq5xpruhteay https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&cid=bafkreicmwaqoxa6up6rhi6klb7y56kqdp3g3wtybkvcoklzq5xpruhteay https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0uwv0djkun8r2uvzghvrgjas3zunsxxyja8pt9z3eugzasxc646szypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk64n2e6 I think safe to say Wemby ran LeBron out of the west 😤 2026-07-24T15:48:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszgexa3pszh3fl0wy04a5ls5an5hjct8dq70m8zqr0fahecge6gagzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykje3rql Dear businesses, I’m never going to opt in to any sort of personalization or data tracking so just mark me down as a no and save us both some time 2026-07-21T14:49:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvclxllzap368gmgxc5kmwvtprq34rm0v0yarhx07qflskyykynsqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk7ercpx Just ate 4 day old left over ihop hashbrowns at 9 pm. L-i-v-i-n-g 2026-07-20T02:05:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsft3faadqwsddae7jdx8mvjmrsan57vzs0mya7ffqnjhshdr4uzzqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykvcsxvp The best advice in the history of the world<br/><br/><a href="https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreiaiiwvwufvxyy3yulz546llouaxzj7lnczeaiv7sysim65fu2pm54">https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreiaiiwvwufvxyy3yulz546llouaxzj7lnczeaiv7sysim65fu2pm54</a> 2026-07-15T17:19:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz5mm90c6f7kh2ecf8cxrqfxa9y99lm8kcv2te2gaql8qlarmp6eqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykruj66y I wonder if they know they don’t have to constantly talk 2026-07-14T01:46:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszq6dfmuus9n6y9ck8547588p2rwx3h5xnz0yw7w6lfn2xude02wgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykej483a When’s the hydration breaks 2026-07-14T01:03:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsplrmnysmc9dfc29kezkw08k929e5wgpsvgygy8zveqjs93wr9nqczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyklgg83y I feel like they’re trying really hard to tell us how much we should be enjoying this 2026-07-14T00:55:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxct3m7awt4e2dpdv2ksumz4674uhyk9zqwnc7nj7dxvj3etzangczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk9cqk0n I just want Chris Berman to say back back back. I’m a simple girl 2026-07-14T00:37:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfaecspwfmrlvk2n5k9g6zvxwt3dpw2jr2djeute0qaca0qua3xeszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykwmz0tv No time outs? You can just not swing.. 2026-07-14T00:30:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswnagawc4xmc5r4srurwetktfgchq85tp4anrwpuzwr0s53tvefrczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykt79e6s The main event is still to come. Christmas in July on QVC in an hour 2026-07-12T03:06:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0v79dd4pv46nftz4r9jvah9k5fxgtj87924gzdzh2lavxuv3ka8qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykmsuerg Ok at the very least can they regulate how much advertisement sports gambling is allowed 2026-07-12T03:03:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf65s6x909cthhdh05tn264uasfdpyepmn24mnup6q7lul8acffsgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykh7jgaj I will say my favorite thing is when the ref shoos the players and even says go away to them 2026-07-12T02:38:29Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw0twuagjng2xlmfmxxqr2dtp2f9h2znytq8tx5jjvtu5m7fa33tgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykxxrv7v How could a tiny creature like my cat hurt so much when he’s standing on my chest like it’s pride fucking rock 2026-07-07T18:59:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs98yqxrfcjnryemds507yfaxzv7fsd8cfhu6awft0sjaa48qvuf9szypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykctjd8z Ad free should include that stupid game ad before house of the dragon 2026-07-07T02:17:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswecjr7a767zljrxn5y9wmc9hwwsq59nqgyn9aw88nk2t05ldkarszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykwzx4f2 Guys my mom thinks Belgium is being unfair not letting the US have the ball more 2026-07-07T00:40:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfdw9pncz2pxtpnxxtqqjsztjs34qzl4ee80mkp4ajd6x956x2fvczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykzhp3rs Tired: ANTIFA<br/><br/>Wired: ANTIFIFA 2026-07-06T20:48:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd4gvypxxcacz37ln4st0wpz7mykgyaf0pfdlezv9lsfmfc8u8rxqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykv3f7es I don’t know what’s louder. Fireworks or my knees and ankles popping 2026-07-04T20:34:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswx2f2kx2wrgyj264xx5accfxjgu65egmhtlxjprzwyru37xujjkgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyksr6t7r How I feel after a brat, Mac n cheese, potato salad and chips right now<br/><br/>Happy 4th<br/><br/><a href="https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreibhyl3jmur6pe36m6x6ykt72urodbei3iywwggoasr7vbis5gx654">https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreibhyl3jmur6pe36m6x6ykt72urodbei3iywwggoasr7vbis5gx654</a> 2026-07-04T17:40:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs84684w73gxps2u3t4n6stht8mr5jt54x6sjtply75jm3j9enr8sszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk2rvpvh I can’t focus on this game because I can’t stop thinking about Adam doing the wedding. Did he wear cargo shorts? 2026-07-04T00:16:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfxdnsn37jepklsrv0lheedrgpnf5jyrjs07226g83mvuc6me7pnszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyknjn8uh People just be making up their own traffic rules today 2026-07-03T21:26:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9tp494v7xncqmy6hjj87nazf7awdupg8xjajwxpu08fgkuqsl28gzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk76njrg Everyone stop using Bluesky so I can use Bluesky. It’s my turn 2026-07-03T16:11:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdqsgusuhwlyvzv08gh58hk6m90lnz90kye36npzpkl8vu6kgx7mczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykfh5qwy Took out the trash, sweated immediately. Air already smells like BBQ at 8:45 am. Americaaaaaaaaa 2026-07-03T13:56:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfg4umw3ave8hp9xvr4rxhyp98guqnvkc82q264rjl6lq77l5veqgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk59dt6w LeBron playing into his 40s, Serena coming back to play singles tennis at 44, 40 year old keepers in the World Cup. <br/><br/>Just amazing, she said, a 39 year old eating bbq chips on the couch because it’s hot outside 2026-06-30T20:19:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstk8s2e33ulkxx5mjnkac6j7ztfs2hjatvcmjpy3lqs7crf3c8s7gzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykdf64yf I’ve actually never saved big money at Menards. I’ve saved little money though 2026-06-29T02:05:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx0zujjv3vy3xrthyz2srlavn4exhmqtxj8exqpap2f3z7skfxcdqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk8vlcf7 Me after one task <br/><br/>Alt text: a dancing robot in clothes suddenly falls down<br/><br/><a href="https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreies7q6js3kwwvluzjsxzde6tnfggppte2jtzpt6iqwqmmahpbky5m">https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreies7q6js3kwwvluzjsxzde6tnfggppte2jtzpt6iqwqmmahpbky5m</a> 2026-06-25T04:18:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstz3ve4mau0d47qn4c44xjzfwk6svhyfm07t7ynvn2f4fetwutzgczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk32wdd7 I’m trading all my draft picks for starburst 2026-06-24T02:22:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrzrzka2lyh5tsjfs48txy7n20jaumr6t5c4cf8th32vyp46pl9xqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk5zg5wh How much could I it cost to fill the pool with jello? 2026-06-23T20:24:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsff2t2dyy5cxvsy9zfqas4a64uqw84vp0ehx7y77a0xs65gtzpe3qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk5dj62c Next store that asks for my phone number I’m going to say I only receive ravens 2026-06-22T22:51:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0rtqfwwv96av0w06trxe0qdsn97r5u28s573p5k67sv0msg804cczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk2kvyng I didn’t drink during that hydration break. Do you think fifa is mad at me 2026-06-20T03:28:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9hxn2w0u35zhhwck4e9t5k96jjjnkfsglp9r7rhfe75y0umtwghszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyke7g4c0 Make sure you get the dads in your life what they want<br/><br/>You to shut the front door 2026-06-19T17:15:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrctvyt07gcscqex36ugg6573k5pxn4lel8w3ps3lmd0us00zgcgczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykfr7hlx Can’t wait to see Santa at the end of the Knicks parade 2026-06-18T15:03:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw8kr740rxavansr6kep52nad86gau902m5u5wzphrt0wszywfaqgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykpzhjzz I’m just happy Taylor swift is happy 2026-06-14T03:43:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrkymu955x8stcj66wsk2340p8dda0utetg9jmjcgfyp45vxywtaszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykfhm96g Adam Silver: sorry I didn’t see the foul you’re talking about because I was talking to Prince Harry about Nessie 2026-06-14T02:33:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd4reuxhelywtuwrk69yppdavut82vvc49u35v2xeeg2834g0lsdqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykzkqvqj You know what’s amazing on Telemundo? I’ve seen ZEROOOOOOOO pharmaceutical ads 2026-06-13T23:00:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvk66rx40anyr829gudmm4su5yuax9evgu0whf4g0xxjclkaw5rngzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykahefqn That’s what America should do. Just have the other team score our goals 2026-06-13T01:10:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqkthvtuf3c6cptxgqqrunawwfn6xunlgwzqe4mw2482qpalghq7czypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyka3c402 Me reading the cubs are back under .500<br/><br/><a href="https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreibu2gyfucjfuzbi53arbohysvftujigpebe7llr7zn6ej7fjzqjl4">https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreibu2gyfucjfuzbi53arbohysvftujigpebe7llr7zn6ej7fjzqjl4</a> 2026-06-11T15:06:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8e5cllluhy9hmewf2xrzswn2680a9gcd7wfc07yaa76net9dq0zqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykksla0d This is why the superbowl should be a best of 7 games lol 2026-06-11T04:22:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszx2yw72t3ur8r6ge9gyu96uuzcxrlhr2k9qqs9v4cnylmq9e2a7czypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk4cujn7 EAT THE FUCKING CLOCK. DRIVE TO THE BASKET 2026-06-11T03:15:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst9jxu5sqqtsc53kcj3pgvltd9dxurh86kyjdq7w2tzxrqarw806gzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykmu9xzl I need someone to put some shocks in wembys shoes if he tries to leave the area under the basket tonight 2026-06-10T23:57:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9re5ngp42a4lax99sku4ejusgzp260xxa6ljvrmsyzm3vhqtx9pszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk7jhdnp Mom: there’s a show coming on after called into the grease<br/><br/>Me: crease 2026-06-10T02:12:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2vutph90ms5vjsf9vx6yz75skcraqsrull0eglhuqkn6mj45y2xgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk525a39 Rockies are doing what against the cubs 2026-06-10T02:02:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx4w8rr5qw6fr95ehkxxyd3kla875mz22xtn2v95mk7srvn63fjcqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykmmj3xn I respect the Knicks losing on purpose just because Trump was there 2026-06-09T03:30:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfykcn70tnjl2sl0w8x6pjv8u8mtgtezp0zp59e8jucxcxqunccrgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykamet9v Beep beep more Area 51 please 👽 2026-06-09T02:44:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqj6mzwqhhqqgjrqlmw3a3h28t5gnl7qccjky6erp720jwfqdlanczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyky5cyd6 These games are gunna be the death of me 2026-06-09T02:39:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrh2hhqjaf3zvwqueys0e9ulftppzralcwzn5fhtm0a4rs68a8d3szypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykxvq462 Or that shit. DRIVE TO THE BASKET YOU ARE 11 feet tall 2026-06-06T03:26:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqejdhemev4vqmpk0gdhs9gg8qe7jgjal9pvassa75jfxyrq8rf8gzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk5j0dy0 I have one orange cat repping the Knicks and one black repping the spurs. The black one is on me right now sooooooo 2026-06-06T03:21:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq0652cvxma0dask64pa3xtr7zgzgvetf5kkhaayrt4hwlq98cmcszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk3ry38t At least both teams are very likable so who ever wins I’ll be happy I guess 2026-06-06T02:39:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgzymkdhrkljss4quafl6j759yn5gmrlpr6p0c6ehyuxsth4tksmszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk5xrnw7 I forgot other players in the nba could block 2026-06-04T02:20:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszxa623q07243kwhtfd5kncdf4s00a0p3hxrrlt0aplajhkyn7v9qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykdec965 I’m Scott Pelley. These stories and more on Go Fuck Yourself 2026-06-03T08:51:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstunz2stxcwrxsux72qp3hte6h9kzger73c7daenftpgykqhj50qgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyknf8auv I bet they rename 60 mins to 47 mins to please president daddy 2026-06-03T08:29:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst6j7j0lpz2g0rclak253lj3a99ve30su2v5gr8wvu8x8yc2j8clczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykznq9gq I’m going to hire Scott Pelley to investigate why y’all little bitches 2026-06-03T02:17:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2yldwt2mpvq4dd82dpgdq0pw3g8wj9azecuw3jyckymq65rs77eqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk3k95hj I might fly over and try to win the French Open myself at this rate 2026-05-31T11:00:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszgcelqzqr70enm5gnf37jadtn8dhdlqz7ku5u4lwf5yw8r27ew7qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk3g2u0d With all due respect minions. NOT FUCKING RIGHT NOW 2026-05-31T02:31:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs95tgefzfj2fyt0utj8rh9spmyxdfzv2q8mglr7zzfhtqyc6287sqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykrgnlqm Lord almighty make your free throws 2026-05-31T02:18:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrkf22gzxmn2taqzeqa4qegpr57yycfpvg482lf002d8554svuyegzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk6r60pp Sometimes my cat will sit at a window looking at nothing like he’s waiting for his ship captain husband to come home 2026-05-30T23:35:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0yt45qjwauft8mc9x30am2vtdkhst6cv2y5tpwredrs9ymfxv93qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykxkf3u4 You’re telling me there’s still shit from D Day that hasn’t been told?? History Channel WTF we trusted you 2026-05-29T01:24:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyay6sartqf2v4npmc0ut7zpqfqznhdje2uzayv27ayfwnm0qegpgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykxyqfp8 Hi can anyone go to the basket? 2026-05-27T00:41:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgu8cxr7zdmxcw6g0c0w9xqr4y0rgjh9x7e7muzwmvwr4h3wv2k6qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk7nm98q Might have a hot dog for breakfast 2026-05-25T12:56:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyxa7t70r9latusvnzsvujcn8gx9jld86jn6l3h82afvnv40mh7wgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykag72df The cats want me awake. I want to sleep. We’ve compromised and now I’m awake 2026-05-25T07:55:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspuqm7trx62cen9v9qu8gp2jf0t23kjnjjz3wn4c2u4qu48ra9frgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykw3qcn0 Barnes looks 180 years old compared to the rest of the Spurs 2026-05-25T01:54:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspgq64yt6fcejvgffxlausppjpdxxkx9ysd9z9jssl0puhkwvuvxqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykyzp3av SGA on his back more than your mom 2026-05-25T01:11:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv6c2uwd4qr3tvj56qpj465r6sr6tgzfxgg7ckq3wc4vd4zvemedgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykmcxdae The hate in downstate is soooo thick because we always are a blue state and the republicans can’t stand it lol 2026-05-24T20:14:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgh3d5c33uxywnrdjkvlhjjepu8fdv5j7srhns5gtqnw6a99e6cpgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk283t6a Does Harden know he looks like a blue footed booby with those shoes lol 2026-05-24T02:06:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs09jae9kwyaxumr3zt3wnz6w3aeepn5npc5a6ws40agnf3y4tjhrgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk5t5g2n I don’t think we are prepared for little teens ordering Harden jerseys because Taylor is there 2026-05-24T01:43:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqfa32n64cxgnnhxdmyv2a24yqxucpvaa5s9wu60rzxuth54jfdnqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykf0g6s8 Does that ref know he’s in front of Taylor?? 2026-05-24T00:31:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspkw94z8pmmjew8gvfuxh96mcs9ycxswgdxrmy03j7lwjruqm98zszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykl8d8f4 It’s crazy how fast SGA became a villain to me lol 2026-05-23T03:19:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp58u0lefkgnk98gfpjyzdjqeqq0x4tyg5wujhdfxaakkm2pcm78qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyka46nuw Wemby stop taking the 3 2026-05-21T02:45:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswum44v4pu55nll28znva046hs47a5pwwlca32lcyxmz53pxs3gfqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykmak6jm I will give Wemby my wrist 2026-05-21T01:07:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0aft758k79fxgaqxy6amdrqgyypdk46x8tdupr9y56j5vvtf5a9szypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykrk4j07 🎵 How do you solve a problem like Wembanyamaaaaaaa 🎵 <br/><br/>-OKC Thunder, probably 2026-05-19T02:45:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfj3gnxytt6qt40cr8lwqqmvcnpfyyymekefrhhmtadual7mnfwpgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk9qt0nu ANYWAY….<br/><br/>So I napped and woke up at 7 and I had no idea if it was am or pm because the light was the same and I was sad that I might have missed Game 1 lol 2026-05-19T01:01:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvrlwcwpxjlrypxew992mwexzsrtss80ypq49hzn9cj3k4u486a8qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk242q8m I just took 3 shots of mt dew before trying to sleep. Remember that if you wanna ask me to advice down the road 2026-05-18T02:52:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8t5zjuqakx7433vqpkk0qw3thjjk2qeslwmdn8c3hw99juma6u3qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykc7mxfq Doing self care and turning off the game 2026-05-18T02:37:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszqk3v5etca8q4pla8w8shumvzewtu2eq3he6ev2ele45uqvgrlqczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykylsqde LOL BANANA BOAT??<br/><br/><a href="https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreic3kilfbyb2wopghjkhpvmop2tra4l5wyk2jmc5fd3lud4wkpq4aq">https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreic3kilfbyb2wopghjkhpvmop2tra4l5wyk2jmc5fd3lud4wkpq4aq</a> 2026-05-16T00:09:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswaemgexjdxsdkaxmk3c65rtqcmz0yemxt043wmmglfuahls9gzkgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykjv5akk Got a countdown for Higgo LOL<br/><br/>⛳️ 2026-05-15T16:38:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8zpzn5samg5msxq6a48h0yfxxq46xlr7vevaahkl63c8ms7csqzqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykek795n Oh everyone’s getting their schedule huh? What period did you get lunch? Do you wanna sit together? 2026-05-15T00:01:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs97gkxjd3zvgvmngy4cafumna4svfpn6h0pmzdlwrm9nap68px68qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykaxtyh6 Can totally get 30 points in 1 min, Wolves 2026-05-13T02:39:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg9c8lmvuyftlqx3urlmyjjawgc8estcpxa957gckvdflwsw33qpqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyksz2u4f I’ve accidentally watched this episode of Password after the game 2026-05-11T02:54:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvytwc5wr2kpcecujjhskmxvmd5a7ufnmsqdnfh7f7x3mkztg394gzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykn8nd7n SGA can’t stay on his feet lol 2026-05-10T01:25:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd5qjvul79vuc6qet03qx0c4zh8vrhrds6vf6x2y50sd8jhpmu5gszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk585gk4 lol did Wemby just try to dribble on his knees 2026-05-09T04:26:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9t30ntns3r95gwtye4fmw680h90r3kdlrnkvtw2hzznf98srezaszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyku805xk Are the 76ers 250 years old too? 2026-05-09T01:16:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8dmq4qzqg8dnq3838zjt4kl3hr3z4jp62sm0lea3drkvfkxvszqszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk2nm3wa I haven’t been sick sick in over 2 years so I forgot when you think you’re over a cold, that ghost cold is just waiting to sneak a nice coughing fit up on you 2026-05-09T01:15:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf0jgdha8jwc6chrkqynx3mta3y7jf3frtvrq2ssvvw6wnj7gzt6czypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk89cdjp I like when the 76ers score 76 exactly 2026-05-09T01:08:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0s7tc05h74daquwrjwzzezz5ypvvk3dx4eeajmhjj6g9a4vzkuzszypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk3n9sdq I didn’t even know the Texas Rangers were still a team 2026-05-09T00:07:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8al65upstcwls5qhnfq2857f7m8wqckpt53vtvn39n0lk7ner94gzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykwpzc7s Cloudy with a chance of meatballs sounds kind of nice if you forgot your lunch at home or something 2026-05-08T22:54:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx9a0uxaenvafm4y634xqnjr42p2q5vfffx0e3lxuq39pqvepckvgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykdv2qsj Wemby on the ground is the same height as the people sitting in chairs omg 😹 2026-05-07T03:41:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxuqxjyyyharlww32l98g83hw6hca8p2wfa9ae724sntvka7xy96czypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk73z2da More like Weeeeeemby 2026-05-07T01:57:46Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtheephc7v0ct4l3j3y7m99w83qt4wzm8ycs55rgrgwa7qhgt3xqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyktdxayu Think they ever considered changing the basketball hoop stand so the players don’t immediately smash into it if they fall <br/><br/>I think they would suspend it from the ceiling, personally<br/><br/>And have it swing 2026-05-06T23:50:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd8sv5acvjpu2x05vf9zz8cn8kqvhfmac6223jnr9v04wpf5ag29qzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk9vw4ku It’s absolutely funnier to watch the Derby coverage on mute 2026-05-02T21:11:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvy83u5s0zeq3wu9y83qhfl7342uczy7s6mcpdwyqkhczqd349ulqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykeqt3cd All is right with the world 😌<br/><br/><a href="https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreigkckbmmv6bi5cxdxmfap3tc3vky7wj3q4wkwsz7gxoe6hsaerdla">https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreigkckbmmv6bi5cxdxmfap3tc3vky7wj3q4wkwsz7gxoe6hsaerdla</a> 2026-05-02T21:09:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrn660773hfl2rhq4h0yvxlld98fhd8wf4d4r8mtksym5sv89gymgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykayhf9v If I were a coach I’d just write win on that little whiteboard every time 2026-04-30T02:17:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2hsulrzm0ggw2k697x382j9lsa05c4qlyz8fav2y7y9uhtkgu3dqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk2fl8x4 Pizza should have toppings on the bottom too 2026-04-30T00:58:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst73qmpr8kux5j7av5jfyjwt93fphs35tfqurpnhq2jsxsxvq3angzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk2wc3hg Find the cat<br/><br/><a href="https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreidt3dwe6mzusdijk3wrzf2jh2ciywzzmzhjluhsei77wdilxvecpm">https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie&amp;cid=bafkreidt3dwe6mzusdijk3wrzf2jh2ciywzzmzhjluhsei77wdilxvecpm</a> 2026-04-29T22:43:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8xrx29myds72uz6ymhlq3q55ylkrymyqdwfkl0p6qtfeyru8l43szypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykj39hjx Up next the shocking story of the Texas Tech quarterback who is in rehab for gambling on sports Sponsored by DraftKings 2026-04-28T13:33:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsptve3lq506z29f8g6fj4e46na72qshxqp2x2g9z7v3el0cmeeaagzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykqcakc7 I’m way too tired for these games 2026-04-28T03:03:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsraxuw64huqlxqpatk32syut2l6v0w6dar2tyyx3uawrs6j0p58tczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykc5lezh That was like watching really tall 5th graders at a YMCA basketball game 2026-04-28T02:35:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszxyf2emlg330te9c579gkg824t5e8ftekh9pyjwvzz20wkhggegczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykjhxdyc Alright let’s see how the old man will dazzle us tonight 2026-04-27T01:39:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszu6fvj8rtpegjluytlspxafen8p685jp9h26tnd747y8gvpy9maqzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk60teww What happens if every car on the track crashes out except 1? Is it just over or do they drive around for a while 2026-04-26T21:47:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrenqngl3sqy94ypp8zq04gs92ntc3dx842kgvfs7tdsa4h0qyp4szypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykteulrq I forgot to check but did the Sunday morning shows just interview themselves lol 2026-04-26T17:53:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9jcfvhm09vdjfac5xvq6gda2raskdt585nv9yuzwzqjdqly7nvgczypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snyk7p4956 This isn’t new but noticing when your local store is having a big sale is smart. Like Hyvee right now is having a 99 cent sale on A LOT of non perishable items which you can donate to a local food bank or stock a neighborhood pantry box 2026-04-26T16:21:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs93g3wher92rf4z3tmc69xrfmllfnma95z2ffrhfxp725jjeelddgzypaapacrk6ec3redwxr96fdg8tm7626kce532sadxptjl9ek3snykszw3rz Chuck wanting Kenny’s new son in law to try to tackle him is something I’d like to see 2026-04-26T16:03:31Z