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2026-10-28 01:18:36 UTC

Sliced American cheese is the only acceptable cheese for burgers and grilled cheese imo, everything else doesn't hit the same

2026-10-28 00:38:52 UTC

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Ddr4 useless

2026-10-28 00:36:58 UTC

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Hmm weird I don't see it, classic nostr, but I don't know him so no worries I'll still send to you. But please DM me your zip asap

2026-10-27 23:58:54 UTC

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Also glm runs on 2 sparks which I bought for 8k

2026-10-27 23:54:52 UTC

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They most certainly do sir, most people have more compute in their pocket than I had on my desk in 1990

2026-10-27 23:54:16 UTC

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Where I don't see such a bid l

2026-10-27 16:03:10 UTC

Good morning
Everyone will have personal, local, offline AI in the future. It's the only safe way to do AI imo.
And to the skeptical I say to you, People didn't believe everyone would have a computer in 1990 either, especially when they could just go to the library to use a computer for way cheaper

2026-10-26 23:09:50 UTC

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Never gonna win a block lol rather play the lottery

2026-10-26 21:11:38 UTC

Anyone want to buy these bitaxes? Reply with your best offer I'll take the best one, they all work but are collecting dust.
https://relay.utxo.one/1805335cbe8e565e2df893ddfbd4c1d740200cad6936024d0601856cd4e5171b.jpg

2026-10-26 03:53:22 UTC

How come when there's a fight there's always some woman nearby screaming into the abyss, is this an evolution thing to alert nearby people or what

2026-10-25 22:10:28 UTC

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Give me 5 minutes, and I'll tell you how to Retire on only 0.01 bitcoin!

2026-10-24 15:08:56 UTC

@nprofile…cy6q pls check telegram fast emergency

2026-10-24 13:27:06 UTC

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We can't all navigate with a giant book of rust compiler errors

2026-10-24 12:09:01 UTC

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Vote first then I'll say

2026-10-23 22:37:35 UTC

When you just solved dms on nostr with a new protocol written by Claude
https://relay.utxo.one/e6c80c6aed5308c36926225d495cf29026fc6657215b221d08bdbcb75739258b.jpg

2026-10-23 13:08:44 UTC

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Is it pronounced zines or zeens

2026-10-23 12:56:27 UTC

Gm
Remember fABLe? Lol. Shit model. Gfy

2026-10-22 17:56:33 UTC

There was a very brief moment last year where I was scared open source models would be useless and never compete with Claude and definitely wouldn't be able to run locally.
Thankfully I was completely wrong. Can confidently say I will never use a cloud model again

2026-10-22 17:32:18 UTC

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I might be too Canadian to know but she definitely shouldnt have her finger on that trigger right???

2026-10-22 12:50:41 UTC

So glad I blasted like 3k on apple hardware and $1k in tokens to build wisp iOS
Anyone wanna buy a MacBook Air and iPhone 15? I accept BTC

2026-10-22 12:45:21 UTC

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Stockholm syndrome

2026-10-22 12:15:17 UTC

Good morning
Apple has rejected wisp for the 4th time, I officially give up. They actually dove in deep enough to say that the outbox model doesn't give the user enough control over the content on their feed or connects to "unknown" relays.
Use a freedom phone or build it yourself with xcode, I'm done wasting my time with this clown company.

2026-10-21 13:43:36 UTC

Deepseek v4.1 on 2x dgx sparks doing 90 tok/sec
According to benchmarks this performs as well as opus 5 on coding and agentic work
Been using it for a few days, I think this will replace glm5.3 for me
https://relay.utxo.one/a17e27f040d17771208d2bfa460301d40f055a78332dd07829f0e29d96dc007a.mp4

2026-10-21 12:48:11 UTC

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Get a free license when you come to a bitcoin conference! Only $1899

2026-10-21 12:36:52 UTC

Make self signed certificates great again

2026-10-21 12:34:57 UTC

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Not just PHP bro literally everything

2026-10-20 21:05:26 UTC

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Don't worry gonorrhea clears up pretty quick

2026-10-20 17:46:41 UTC

Booked an appointment, girl sounded cute so I got flustered, and said I needed service "as asap as possible"
https://relay.utxo.one/7e74cd149dd3a783bd3b7b3ae8b3c77f2a474ee29289637622bab073d1a835f2.mp4

2026-10-20 13:23:49 UTC

Daily breakfast
https://relay.utxo.one/65f0c45b492d039f17d010f2316fb04839c10d6f1aaec2050e0f63f212fff809.jpg

2026-10-20 12:11:55 UTC

Anyone wanna trade me xmr for BTC?
Nip17 me if interested
https://relay.utxo.one/c82f383b4587d46d74beb274b80916af47687226fbb55f96fd72d08142928bda.jpg

2026-10-20 11:01:26 UTC

Good morning
God bless Alberta 🍁

2026-10-20 00:34:30 UTC

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46 is my best so far

2026-10-19 21:49:16 UTC

if your proof of work isn't at least 40 you ngmi

2026-10-19 16:27:07 UTC

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The only metric I have is my PCs can spam notes with pow about 100,000x faster than my phone

2026-10-19 15:46:15 UTC

I have been watching prepper content for about 25 years now, and I don't even own a flashlight
Not sure who is weirder, them or me
https://relay.utxo.one/87a57b44199403899fbf15a20eb202bfa0262a25c1089934dfd8e11ba455ef7d.mp4

2026-10-19 15:25:07 UTC

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And that's why nobody will remember your name

2026-10-19 15:20:23 UTC

Wisp was the first client to use proof of work by default, now every client seems to do it :wisp_cute:
It achieves nothing of course but make us feel cypherpunk, which is a great allegory for all of nostr tbh
https://relay.utxo.one/2915b13d2d3b1d2d77a455dcf91f02067edeae9166b1483cc3940e2baf7840d9.jpg

2026-10-19 11:51:01 UTC

Is it a good idea to slap a rottweiler in the face?
https://relay.utxo.one/eceae229d39bd3cb400401c0e2d75b9fc78f929e85bb651d98dda7e8f24c237f.mp4

2026-10-18 23:01:12 UTC

This looks insane holy shit
https://youtu.be/qSlxe4hA66g?si=5Nfdt1-dv22-Ragt

2026-10-18 13:45:25 UTC

Finally getting back into sleep rhythm
Crazy tough lifting session yesterday had me exhausted af
https://relay.utxo.one/246de8f384aeb7376dd4c061b8de8b3a19eaa0efde7b4f56ad16d7620c023aeb.jpg

2026-10-17 23:03:18 UTC

This guy stacks
https://youtu.be/jsWO-eqD-Vo

2026-10-16 21:28:58 UTC

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For a 1.6 trillion dollar asset, no people buying a few hundred bucks of soap and peanut butter don't count

2026-10-16 20:51:52 UTC

We've got everything except individuals using it as money
#nevent1q…gxqt

2026-10-16 18:20:23 UTC

Golden nipple lady already fired? Rip
https://relay.utxo.one/d8083a757647b84072b732beef8edfa120cb7a8407fff10c4820fc0ac01ab1af.jpg

2026-10-16 17:06:17 UTC

How much do you tip your maid at Christmas time?

2026-10-16 16:23:34 UTC

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I'm gonna try to clean it up as a weekend project

2026-10-16 16:13:03 UTC

I bet you I have the worst cable management on nostr
https://relay.utxo.one/eed1d0a5289bce8ca7605268582f20340909f123e3fae75283c02d5a147e1979.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/0f6da95d0f1b12a13f8e252abcb97cad6f1b83297a3afe6ab36cdefa44ca2ed1.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/5eeea287af292f4fbd5c0e02bd1d23304c6643d8e2dfb9b0c73f9cc4b52cb518.jpg

2026-10-16 12:48:10 UTC

Good morning
If you add an egg to a smash burger, does it become breakfast?
https://relay.utxo.one/74c16680fc923f1924bd27093da6a4db12672ea811825f614c8520391ad1147c.jpg

2026-10-15 20:50:05 UTC

1 trillion dollar idea
A smoke alarm that knows the difference between a fire and searing meat

2026-10-15 15:12:21 UTC

Testing small community UX
https://relay.utxo.one/fa9e744212dd08568979ae0d2c04c0e2e8f2e34f5b583ec663c2dcfb3bb3e282.jpg

2026-10-14 22:25:03 UTC

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Noooooo you have to eat soy tofu!!!

2026-10-14 12:41:31 UTC

I am building a new nostr thing which will have no users but we will think it's really cool gm btw

2026-10-13 18:55:52 UTC

Who are these weirdos buying brown rice? Tastes like crap and is only like 0.1% "better"

2026-10-12 02:43:05 UTC

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That is vast this is your property? Paradise

2026-10-12 02:20:27 UTC

Great lawn
#nevent1q…mw37

2026-10-11 11:51:04 UTC

Good morning
https://utxo.blossom.band/6011572738f1e90e437912c1f51404ebd621052e85061cdb15d8265384542c6b.jpg

2026-10-10 12:27:34 UTC

Not parody
https://utxo.blossom.band/e2a06e75c6ef57452f5bee12b2f06786998e7b61bd625dbbe8e73d074ec67667.jpg

2026-10-10 11:34:30 UTC

Good morning and happy real thanksgiving weekend

2026-10-09 20:09:10 UTC

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While reducing imports from the real enemy, Canada

2026-10-09 16:01:28 UTC

Nostr: 400 vibe coded ways to talk to the same 40 people

2026-10-09 10:40:45 UTC

USA is going to be live streaming firing squad executions now? How classy and civilized

2026-10-07 18:29:05 UTC

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Step 1) make banana bread

2026-10-06 18:34:22 UTC

https://relay.utxo.one/c4d3206df2b2ac9307ab703ab8a3cf49b0eefbb13c3a5d57e9efd58d40e8e416.mp4

2026-10-06 13:11:53 UTC

Is the new Gemini any good? Last one was a joke

2026-10-05 23:50:13 UTC

So funny how every bitcoin cycle has a new crop of "influencers" to push the psyop forward and bring new fish in to buy the top
And usually like half of them become disgraced in the next cycle or just vanish
Btw is @nprofile…xent still running the bitcoin learing university?

2026-10-05 15:35:46 UTC

Fuck off
https://relay.utxo.one/8f8f5fd5f5e44f771dfc02ad3b2295bed5afe967042d07f3e7dcd6ccc7c1c2d3.jpg

2026-10-05 11:47:14 UTC

Why serve a static recipe for banana bread millions of times for pennies when you can generate it millions of times for billions of dollars?
https://relay.utxo.one/06b9d41bb115a62451585663c7a39c578f1f8131e53b427ee8e9b490b7f5c8c3.jpg

2026-10-03 13:36:19 UTC

Good morning
Going to the cottage this weekend, y'all can gfy with this internet pv

2026-10-03 00:58:21 UTC

What fictional character do you think most closely matches your character?
I'll start
https://relay.utxo.one/c370ff51c36bdaafe00b4f85e85e9b1c05d492e293eba9d7e8753aeaf949f2fe.mp4

2026-10-03 00:10:40 UTC

AI girlfriends gonna be elite
#nevent1q…ufxr

2026-10-03 00:08:52 UTC

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Never I love these little fuckers

2026-10-02 22:37:03 UTC

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In Canada it's oh March eh

2026-10-02 13:01:16 UTC

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Yes nip04 is incredibly broken and there is broad consensus that it's so, and now we've basically given up on dms. And now we are doing the same thing to threads, effectively giving up on all of nostr
Block didn't even do a real implementation in the end they just made their own custom relay that only works with buzz. It doesn't interoperate with any other clients.
It won't become the standard because we will lose the genesis of nostr, you can't transition out of backwards compatibility, you either just give up the last 5 years of threads or you support two standards or you have a broken ux. Those are the options now.
And for what? All clients grab reply counts to display feeds so we download the exact same amount of data. Literally all downside zero upside.

2026-10-02 12:18:41 UTC

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No need to involve me in discussions with the mentally ill

2026-10-02 10:38:10 UTC

Good morning ☺️
https://relay.utxo.one/4627bb922979d341d578fb679ded5488ed4298a2d5f70e1c96ef4d4c6f6f6034.jpg

2026-10-02 02:15:23 UTC

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Buy a cheap VPS and tunnel the local network through it then you'll have a public endpoint

2026-10-01 21:40:14 UTC

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Kind 1

2026-10-01 12:08:08 UTC

I don't think it will make sense long term for "nostr" to be a bunch of free, public relays for app developers and spammers to abuse
It only appears to be working because we're so small and not really worth attacking, and basically half our users are DevOps nerds who already like self hosting
If nostr succeeds it will move more and more towards community/gated relays

2026-09-30 13:11:19 UTC

Good morning to everyone's dogs :wisp_pug:
All the humans can gfy this am

2026-09-28 12:40:07 UTC

Good morning
Had to swear at cars driving too fast on my street this morning
"Driving fast enough there eh bud???"
That's how we swear in Canadian

2026-09-28 11:07:24 UTC

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Iracing

2026-09-28 02:42:02 UTC

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It's unfolding as we speak

2026-09-27 23:29:37 UTC

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https://relay.utxo.one/d40cb1e94d1a8d72afc625523d6a54794bf9b59e662732255d14f508c5547c87.jpg

2026-09-27 23:26:17 UTC

Man cave just got man cavier
https://relay.utxo.one/204b46a40260216d021518b3379140a9ec3e2e176488010fe0735ad658237a39.jpg

2026-09-27 14:45:56 UTC

Gm
Can't wait to finally delete gran Turismo and leave the plague that is Brazilian players who don't know the difference between racing simulation and Mario kart

2026-09-26 17:05:07 UTC

There's innovation happening outside of AI too
https://relay.utxo.one/bd8f638adf690761fb2fdef5f11f5eb899ecc6b761f32ed6f00496946abd00db.jpg

2026-09-26 16:59:22 UTC

It's alive, lmao windows, don't @ me no sim equipment works on Linux
All it needs is a case now, or does it even? Maybe just keep it jank
https://relay.utxo.one/bfe391d5335eb1b33224a87a671e5d5bc533506a4098bb9c2a95fb8f05725703.jpg

2026-09-26 13:55:18 UTC

Banks making $10 billion a year on overdraft fees is diabolical, literally all from people with negative money

2026-09-26 12:22:48 UTC

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Can you clear your app cache and try a recompute? Seems to be working for most people maybe it's a little borked

2026-09-25 19:16:29 UTC

Everytime I get a little mad on the road I immediately think of this man and then calm down a bit
https://relay.utxo.one/abcadbb5c065a1119174fd76de51bd322059b452c6ef9f418bde34dd34ec2eed.jpg

2026-09-25 14:05:48 UTC

I used to think you should use cheap wine for cooking, but now I think it's the opposite, how it tastes is so important for the dish... whereas just drinking you can afford worse because the alcohol is still the fun part

2026-09-24 15:33:19 UTC

POV: you have an older brother who loves slop
https://relay.utxo.one/73c3ac612c3827d014ef096c6c56fa5a3e7d35a680d9db7975f80f978e857146.jpg

2026-09-24 15:18:47 UTC

Bruh this is next level
https://relay.utxo.one/d72e5d02bffd5da377e1aeaee7425719ca63183c7ce767e878d85ace6ad63a34.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/4492905e27bb56d793f2cdb25823dec4f97f68fd5cd62e0901e44a46fc7dda10.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/9f772f63a68e589d376b32ef72f08901653e3f3a7cb8e570945721b5e734222e.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/b74fcd2055fe695ac2c66aceaf0f9303937e2a4b873a5f6f98036d0f50e42f0f.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/057b20416e0dd91a8774ed0afa1c8f6ee505d247cef8af071d7599bd5d4c2b20.jpg

2026-09-24 14:52:53 UTC

Gonna make a mushroom sauce for this steak, fuck it we ball
https://relay.utxo.one/b74fcd2055fe695ac2c66aceaf0f9303937e2a4b873a5f6f98036d0f50e42f0f.jpg

2026-09-24 14:23:13 UTC

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It's abandoned, bit off more than I could chew with that one

2026-09-24 14:11:12 UTC

My nostr projects over the years
WoT Relay - clean public relays
Haven - best personal relay
Rektbot - decentralized schadenfreude
Newsbot - decentralized propaganda
NostrArchives - search, trending & analytics
nspam - AI model to detect spam on nostr
Wisp/Dark Wisp - outbox mobile clients
Hope you enjoy frens, love y'all 😘

2026-09-24 12:16:10 UTC

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Pixel watch

2026-09-24 12:01:58 UTC

Good morning 🌅
https://relay.utxo.one/c7335162cd420b12e91dc0fa5f4d2bde15b5334dcb243440b199476cb66f9292.jpg

2026-09-23 22:08:45 UTC

I made this 😊 #foodstr
https://relay.utxo.one/0e5bd593eac4fc8c10ff127b80a4cb83b27ba99751b18651cd91033f2d355bdd.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/38995745eb35615c8a14e5bc142b6deb113cd115b0decffb319a7a54e6017ddb.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/52a32a78cb5f4d154855c35e3cf89106016fb935986164970cbb58119bce94cb.jpg

2026-09-23 16:58:09 UTC

I love the bodycam videos of random people being pulled over for the most minor thing but they are so stupid and defiant they turn it into a 5 year sentence 😭