jesterhodl
JesterHodl

Translating Bitcoin stuff to Polish
Running: Dwadzieścia Jeden, European Bitcoiners, Bitcoin in Polish
Homepage: https://jesterhodl.com

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Last Notes

2026-10-21 16:15:55 UTC

GM! As eMudhra fiasco is permeating in the normie tech circles, what's the latest in doing Certificates on Nostr?

2026-10-17 16:08:57 UTC

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BTW, the Elizabeth Holmes clip lead me to discovering Nathan Fielder and "Nathan For You". If you didn't know his work making people uncomfortable, I suggest you torrent it.
#nevent1q…79a7

2026-10-17 15:52:34 UTC

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Beautiful, all I can do is share some music to go with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjoz7j_O7jQ

2026-10-13 06:31:37 UTC

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this seems to be the last update that worked. Now says Infinity
Is this a quick fix @npub1hkl…3u2k ?

2026-10-11 18:35:49 UTC

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Funny, I tried searching on Vinted. All search phrases work, but when I do "grip of death" I get an unexpected error and the app hangs. "grip of" works, "death"
works, but not that full title.

2026-10-10 17:40:02 UTC

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😂

2026-10-10 14:25:52 UTC

Owane new EP
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-7eVyojs6q0
Might right at your alley @npub1wvj…my82
Listening for the second time now and liking it more. Listen to the whole thing, it's packed

2026-09-30 06:59:14 UTC

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I wonder what happens when you go to a normal branch. Oh yeah, they're likely to not exist or not handle opening accounts.

2026-09-28 08:53:24 UTC

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GM 🌞🌞

2026-09-28 08:53:02 UTC

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Poland

2026-09-28 08:52:48 UTC

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Velo Bank

2026-09-28 07:36:29 UTC

Dispatch from fiatland. A horror beyond just KYC info.
Decided to park some remaining fiat somewhere with a less insulting rate. Picked the bank with the best offer. Had to open an account. They have three options:
- selfie
- government eID (mObywatel)
- verify via an existing bank account
Rejected the first two. The third sounded like the quick old-school way I used to open accounts years ago.
Turns out it's not anymore. The bastards no longer accept a quick transfer from another bank like back then. Now they demand years of account history from your previous bank via API.
WTF?! Account not opened.

2026-09-20 06:43:44 UTC

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technical issue, right?

2026-09-13 17:46:27 UTC

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jfc, why do you put AI on Nostr? gtfo

2026-09-13 17:44:35 UTC

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At 1.0, bangers per minute in this is still high. I need to pause and reflect rather often. 🔥

2026-09-13 14:30:31 UTC

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exclamation mark is a typo

2026-09-13 14:29:46 UTC

@npub1c87…8avm I just heard of huggingbay.xyz, a Pirate Bay for Hugging Face models. A haven for people fearing Anthropic will now track down uncensored data sets.
You think it's a good use for Napstr with them models being very large files!?

2026-09-13 14:27:58 UTC

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Enjoy! It's raining here.

2026-09-10 06:26:49 UTC

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GM! Looks calm and relaxing, where are you?

2026-09-06 16:07:03 UTC

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yeah yeah, do you have a software example, mr ai?

2026-09-06 12:36:18 UTC

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Something what @npub1s6z…wk4c explained to me last June: remember that small zaps are too small to enforce individually on-chain.
The threshold depends on mempool weather, but I think it's dust limit + ~170 vbytes * fee.
So, at 1sat/vb a reasonable threshold is about 700 sats, at 10 it's 2300, etc.

2026-09-06 12:23:56 UTC

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Is there a feature to modify/anonymize your voice?
When I get calls from unknown numbers I drop them, but if there was a feature to mod my voice to a robot voice or something, I would've picked up and played with them a little, while avoiding them recording my voice for AI generation, etc.

2026-09-06 12:21:33 UTC

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aah, a reasonable deduction.
the shop I was in is part of a chain, but was also newly opened in that location. I was handled by both the manager and clerk. It might've been a manager discretion to finalize with satisfaction.

2026-09-05 19:39:55 UTC

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haha, so true

2026-09-05 19:39:13 UTC

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I think they've had a european tour. Cory Henry was in Warsaw on his own.
And Knower had a european tour or two for sure. I missed them by few days last year. when I was vacationing.
I should up my concert planning game.

2026-09-05 19:30:00 UTC

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Oh yeah! Cory Henry in Snarky Puppy is awesome. You know Lingus (we like it here)?

2026-09-05 14:52:40 UTC

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hmm, yes, that could perhaps be what they were ok with, but I'm pretty sure I could've paid cash. Maybe next time?
But going deeper, I paid by blik. so sure, they have some light banking details, but not phone number, email, birthdate, location of phone, device identifiers, activity, installed tracking cookies, etc.

2026-09-05 12:44:56 UTC

GM! Another cost saving story.
Went to buy a watch for a birthday gift. I was asked if I have their app. I don't. Price is 195 if I register. I asked what's the regular price.
- 270
- No thanks, just today I deleted one loyalty app.
- We can use our phone if you want.
- Right... So, what data do you collect? - Phone, name, birthday, sex, ...
- Um, no, I'll just pay the regular price.
Ackward silence.
I pay 195.
No data given.
So what happened there?

2026-09-05 12:16:20 UTC

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uh oh, you spilled the beans.
I always thought people were supposed to wonder why the algorithms suggest clown core after listening to knower :)

2026-09-05 12:01:54 UTC

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Hmm, maybe a bit? Sure does make you wanna move.
Knower/Louis Cole style is sufficiently distinct I think.

2026-09-04 05:19:27 UTC

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looking forward to it

2026-09-03 20:00:20 UTC

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deeply in...
and letting go...

2026-09-03 19:59:49 UTC

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Groovy

2026-09-03 19:58:35 UTC

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oh yes, louis cole super tight!

2026-09-03 18:28:31 UTC

stop, I want your impression of after first 70 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtSzBrW6mo

2026-09-03 07:48:03 UTC

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Thanks, I'll tell my girl about it

2026-09-03 07:47:19 UTC

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how do I call the feeling after watching it?

2026-09-03 07:45:16 UTC

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Steve Rambam (i think he was a private investigator sharing a bit on his craft) had an enlightening and entertaining talk, probably 20 years ago, full of examples at the HOPE conference called "Privacy is Dead, get over it"
I only watched it on YT but I remember his laws.
The first law was: "All data will eventually be used for some unintended purpose". Like Domino’s customer databases being used by law enforcement, supermarket loyalty data sold to HMOs.
There is a second law: nothing is ever thrown away / there is no forgetting.

2026-08-30 16:14:23 UTC

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Yeah, can work, you might just have to ignore some email threats and that's it.
Ignoring is how I went with paypal ages ago went they wanted more KYC after receiving 0.02$ in rewards for some tshirt referral program.

2026-08-30 14:29:17 UTC

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I considered that for a while: to make the card payment fail.
I don't know, really. I thought I try with an honest ask for waiver and fallback to no funds later.
If someone know what happens if you fail to pay, do share the story.

2026-08-30 13:47:24 UTC

Cost saving tip based my experience below:
> daughter goes to computer graphics class
> among other tools they use adobe something
> get a subscription, months later of (21 EUR/mo) decide to cancel
> 100 EUR cancellation fee, wtf!
> open support chat on, tell bot the situation, ignore answer, ask for human
> tell human want to cancel and request waiving of the fee
> get proposed 2 months gratis
> thank for the proposal, ponder on the offer a bit
> I'd pay in subscription until the end of the term more
> decide to stick with cancellation
> back-and-forth with auth codes
> "I have cancelled your plan and waived the fee"
Hurray! 100 eur fee avoided! Damn that Adobe...
Lesson: try your luck with humans
https://blossom.primal.net/410bbe754222ff3c03f4273ce86d2182ffe42037a036f404e2380a652ca25a7a.png
#tips #adobe #cancellation #fee

2026-08-28 18:46:48 UTC

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barbra streisand
https://image.nostr.build/f27c4498f0eba2e125883d41accee2c02d5f71912bec76f89775234ad10e0a9e.gif

2026-08-28 16:06:07 UTC

Domi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUfa05cZOA

2026-08-28 08:44:45 UTC

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and will lose both

2026-08-18 10:34:52 UTC

GM! My @npub18m7…q955 takes 10GB of iPhone space. When it starts it does the compaction, but it takes a LOONG time to start and it does it every time :-(
At this stage no compaction can yields any better result.
Perhaps it could be made a bit smarter when to compact and when not to?
https://image.nostr.build/0968981e5177e0e7b7f0e727e896df970650a4730e62a161e907919dcaaebd8f.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/de8ab25e9f68e3425dad5da14e4b5b5f57b3e6e42228b36d3488c03b8cdf13cd.jpg

2026-08-15 17:37:39 UTC

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wow!

2026-08-14 20:09:38 UTC

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zeus
https://image.nostr.build/0406e66be57207c43c4a0bd9cd7d4cd297cb0f55858abc61f927a7645972efa3.jpg

2026-08-14 20:07:39 UTC

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Don't despair, become a privacy necromant :-)
🧟‍♂️ Awaken!!

2026-08-13 15:57:12 UTC

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tak

2026-08-05 18:15:16 UTC

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I suppose all the privkeys are being added to bots that monitor known privkeys for future theft.
Giving sats back safely is hard.
You would have to give them back to, say, 31337th address, and even that is not guaranteed to not be monitored.

2026-08-01 16:13:01 UTC

Even in the 30+C summer heat, Cracow is great for a well planned @npub1jr8…wwnw
We come, we walk, we settle in #bitcoin, we share npubs
Happy to have seen such a great turnout y'all.
#proofofwalk
https://image.nostr.build/c3befb371b372438078b5efb48859ea2d3487b769605495871028bdc1c81595c.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/78f5d4ce3689666e96239524979a79654a2d50579ea3d04aee341f40226efa72.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/163ef77ad801d6e6a2d7623b18ffe3f523a89387100c6b6e822abcfd3fa4929a.jpg

2026-07-25 09:07:30 UTC

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i dropped bitchat news in one normie, but very technically
minded, groupchat. responses:
- "why do we need bitchat?"
- "so, that's because of the protests"
ffs, it's because a governmental fiat forces stomping on freedom to speech and we all need it
my reaction was to learn radicle and seed bitchat on it

2026-07-24 08:46:10 UTC

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zapped you and @npub1mul…fqla

2026-07-24 08:45:10 UTC

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damn it, I saved it, now I have to zap 😄

2026-07-23 21:24:54 UTC

Any Guthrie Govan fans here?
https://youtu.be/X2heMVBv4U0

2026-07-23 14:44:01 UTC

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with cabbage or grape leaves?
it is funny I have nice grape leaves in my back yard, never used them for this purpose, wouldn't know how to treat them first.

2026-07-23 14:42:12 UTC

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Maybe taproot should've been a temporary softfork?

2026-07-22 19:46:10 UTC

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GN, sir!

2026-07-19 14:34:49 UTC

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Aha! Then it's similar to gołąbki!
We have a dish here where you mix meat with rice and onion, marjoram, other spices, form slightly elongated meat balls and then wrap it white cabbage leaves and pour tomato sauce, a bit like dolmadakia.
it looks completely different, but the idea of meat, rice and cabbage is shared :-)

2026-07-19 11:55:15 UTC

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Not at all carnivore, but it does look nice. If this is rice and cabbage then I wonder if spices and other ingredients could transfer to a polish gołąbki. @npub1heq…kx28 you know gołąbki?

2026-07-19 08:53:22 UTC

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Miners are free to include or exclude any transaction they prefer. Even to the point of creating empty blocks, which does happen.
BIP110 is not created to prevent any of our transactions, but to reduce arb data attack vectors. That sits inline with protocol design and maintenance as attacks are being invented.
While I reserve the word censorship for governments en masse attacking free speech, it is miners who are closer to censoring anything than bip110 which is a proposal to temporarily allow less space in txs that are used for identified abuse.
Censorship is an incorrect take

2026-07-18 15:38:00 UTC

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do you fancy persian rugs?
check @npub1rt6…0y9g

2026-07-17 13:26:05 UTC

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Thank you for translating this

2026-07-17 12:35:35 UTC

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FLOSS will play a big role in creating foundational software in such paradigm

2026-07-16 20:47:57 UTC

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Nice, using DATUM or straight to bip110 Ocean endpoint?

2026-07-16 19:57:49 UTC

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well I was told if it dies, it was doomed to die from day 1...
appalling rhetorical defeatism

2026-07-16 19:52:37 UTC

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Good luck! How much hash rate will you be commanding with this setup?

2026-07-16 17:59:31 UTC

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How do BCH call their Lightning Network? What's their best LN-like node software?

2026-07-16 08:17:11 UTC

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I always zap if I save

2026-07-16 07:23:23 UTC

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wolf in sheep's clothing, that's the fabian society

2026-07-15 16:42:26 UTC

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saw that, uplifting

2026-07-15 16:35:12 UTC

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One important group of bitcoiners are Lightning operators. On one hand they should like a more monetary-focused L1, one the other, some are eyeing taro shitcoins.
OTOH, large operators probably don't want any disturbances and may opt for status quo.
I wonder what goes in discussions between LN operators, especially large ones like @npub148q…jra7 or @npub1hcw…h9rq

2026-07-14 21:49:16 UTC

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Respect, sounds good!

2026-07-14 16:01:05 UTC

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Sounds like a quote from the Sovereign Individual. Did I get it right?

2026-07-13 10:00:34 UTC

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"By their fruit you will recognize them."
Very applicable

2026-07-09 14:44:26 UTC

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Awesome! He'll come eventually!
Did you show him zaps after the recording?

2026-07-09 12:51:42 UTC

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Very entertaining, lovely conversation!
Would be massive to see the FatEmperor on Nostr. Is he getting close to setting up and securing his nsec?

2026-07-09 11:53:20 UTC

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@npub1xpu…5ams

2026-07-09 08:37:38 UTC

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Ivor is great, happy you got him on!

2026-07-07 17:45:50 UTC

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Have you seen Chłopaki Nie Płaczą?
90s classic: https://youtube.com/shorts/VtE0Alv7j3s

2026-07-06 13:51:11 UTC

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Good writeup on the odd meaning of Andy Back's "I'm a cypherpunk" post from Beautyon:
https://xcancel.com/beautyon_/status/2073335449947361781

2026-07-06 13:17:27 UTC

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Fuck Poettering and systemd.
Opt out of fabian software.

2026-07-04 09:52:17 UTC

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let me guess, it's a decentralized clock, eh?

2026-07-04 09:50:47 UTC

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What is getting worse:
- cost of transacting: the more non-p2p-cash transactions in a block, the higher the cost to get into a block for p2p cash txs
- this impacts L2 exit costs and other operational transactions
- higher cumulative cost of cpu, storage and network i/o of running a full node. higher costs hurts decentralization of nodes, serving archive blocks and maintaining a healthy p2p layer (mempool)
- non-monetary tx create drift to exotic protocols being a backbone for scams, this is called ethereumization and we know how it ends
How does tolerating garbage affect it's ability to act as money?
- attracts scammers
- makes bitcoin a vehicle for and of scammers
- slows monetary user growth
- delays hyperbitcoinization
- abuse vectors are kept open leading to more complex code and friction to improve maintainability through simplicity
Bitcoin has a purpose. Satoshi didn't create electronic, p2p library. By doing other things in a resource-limited environment, the secondary, latched-on abuses, evict the users of the purpose of money. eg. Money with spending limits is a worse money. Money costlier to transact is a worse money, and so on.

2026-07-03 07:47:56 UTC

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imagine you run a restaurant.
with qr codes instead of paper menu, you are less hospitable in a hospitality business. why rid yourself of this one easy thing to compete on?
why force people to use technology to struggle to grasp what they serve? to do what? save on something? on what exactly? because I can't see that being a net positive
do they get approached by restaurant website shills who say it's better ... it's cleaner?
or do they get the mental download on conferences?
restaurant owners, how do you see it?

2026-07-03 07:38:41 UTC

"The website ngofiles.de has been online since yesterday and transparently sheds light on the funding and networks of state-funded NGOs.
Already after just 24 hours, it is clear how explosive the topic is, as the site is being massively attacked by hackers. This shows how uncomfortable the truth apparently is for some." [1]
They kicked the hornet's nest. Should they post on Nostr?
Have the swarm headed toward us?
[1] https://x.com/raeubertochtah/status/2072649743948227067

2026-07-02 13:00:36 UTC

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No. It's a valid term in economics. Not just Saif, come on.
I first heard it used in 2000 on my first year of Business Computing.
Feel free to use whatever you want, but using a precise term hints there a domain, yet unknown to the listener, that they have a gap in and should get curious.
Consider a proposal to not saying hash, or ZK proof because it's confusing to a newbe.
Dumb, right?

2026-07-02 08:05:11 UTC

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This was recorded not long ago, right? Poly mentioned web5 elements: DWN, VC, DID.
I believe all that was being developed as part of @npub1sg6…f63m's TBD.
Was. They wound all that down.
I wonder now, is it being really developer and used in archipelago or was Poly just hyping about vapor tech.
And where's poly's npub?

2026-07-01 13:42:17 UTC

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politicians - always there to disappoint a voter
by the way... KIDS act?

2026-07-01 13:39:56 UTC

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with memories intact or full reset?

2026-06-30 13:35:01 UTC

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a goods emerging on the market as most salable

2026-06-27 12:49:58 UTC

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I read Gigi's piece just now thanks to Nomishka's recap.
I can't even begin to understand where you are. I do share some of the sentiment, especially about dad not getting to see his grand daughters. Wishing you the largest capacity to go on!

2026-06-27 10:41:39 UTC

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stink? this clunker is ill

2026-06-27 10:40:04 UTC

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I know there is a class of bitcoiners who learned a lot of solid foundations around computer science philosophy and it's visible in the basest of takes. They leverage experience of giants and have internalized to resist temptations. They exhibit things like:
- KISS
- YAGNI
- Donald Knuth in premature optimization
- Unix philosophy
- Fail fast
- interoperability principle
- Make illegal states unrepresentable
- Chesterton's fence
etc.

2026-06-27 10:01:55 UTC

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GM! Have you seen blockamatic for taking pics? it adds blockheight and has paid filters
https://blockamatic.vercel.app

2026-06-27 09:47:34 UTC

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Confirmed: no route found

2026-06-27 09:46:26 UTC

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☝️
https://image.nostr.build/5fc6e16e619f10d16cd49f4600561386b2c41d03ca5b45cfd408ace991f2f24f.jpg

2026-06-27 07:10:42 UTC

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what? how? need to read more about it.
can pre-0.4.8 clients bootstrap a network of their own?

2026-06-27 07:06:25 UTC

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😬 thanks

2026-06-26 22:29:03 UTC

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shitcoins are perversion